Good Responses To Being St*bbed - Undertale Comic Dub

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[@theblackkat2164]

Sans on the millionth run of undertale on genocide:

[@kizzanimations3024]

TheBlack Kat that or he becomes dust sans :P

[@theblackkat2164]

@@kizzanimations3024 XD now I'm just imagining dust saying all this to frisk and laughing and killing frisk afterwards

[@kizzanimations3024]

TheBlack Kat and now I’m imagining that too XD

[@kizzanimations3024]

TheBlack Kat the one we’re he laughs his head off suits dust the most tho XD

[@theblackkat2164]

@@kizzanimations3024 i have a D&D teifling charater who is Chaotic evil and if she was stabbed she would have a variatitirty of ways she'd react. Just laugh, manicly. Go "oh no! I have a owwie!" Or "aww, that's unfortunate." Or say "Hey! Yeah! You! I have been stabbed! What should i do? Kill them? Oh, that's nice plan. But hmm.... Maybe i should invite them for tea first! *le gasp* you think they like to eat knives?! Oh...no no no no... NO!!! NO!!! NOO!! THEY WON'T SMILE AT ME! THEY WON'T!!! UGLY FACE!!! UGLY!!! UGLY!!! UGLYYYYYYYY!!!! LET'S MAKE THEM PRETTY!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" but if frisk stabbed them she probably say. "Aww, look at the little human grub. Trying to tickle me! You know, i once had a sibling..... They tried to get more milk from mama. Then i ate them. They were delicous, such soft and tender meat. I WONDER IF A LITTLE HUMAN BRAT LIKE YOU TASTES JUST LIKE VEAL! HAHAHAHA! DIE! DIE! DIE!" that's Xisienne for ya :3 She eats babies and children for supper. I had fun writing this out XD

[@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

I held my shit together for this whole ducking video until the part where it’s just Sans staring at the knife in silence for a solid couple seconds and then just says “that’s unfortunate”

[@acethecinderace5528]

KingDeDeDelicious yep that’s m e

[@achairstudios8730]

I lost it because it is definitely something I would say.

[@acethecinderace5528]

Anakin Tano I literally held my shit together until he said: wouldn’t it be hilarious if i just flew back like a balloon when you pop em’?

[@HardlyBardly]

Same here!

[@acethecinderace5528]

Hardly Bardly lmaooooo

[@shad0w03am]

Frisk: Knife to meet you Sans: I'm in stable condition ;)

[@ChristopherMoom]

Here's my response to being stabbed: **Drops dead**

[@MelonHere20]

Lol same

[@Mr.GameCrazy]

ded

[@finnybee]

That's me everyday lol

[@acethecinderace5528]

Christopher Moon B R O YOU’RE EVERYWHERE WHAT THE FUCC

[@HieuPham-ij1np]

@@acethecinderace5528 THEY CHANGED THEIR PROFILE PIC SO I WAS WONDERING WHERE ARE THEY YOU MADE ME NOTICE THE NAME AND THE NEW PIC

[@FenrirWolf203]

At least he is in a STABle condition.

[@hylianpotato5683]

NOOOOOO PLEASE NO

[@chrishope1877]

Why did this make me laugh Im upset now

[@FenrirWolf203]

@@chrishope1877 It's the magic of bad puns

[@Lara-qt8ep]

OMFG SANS IS THAT YOU

[@Mai_ESC_Studio]

Sans: EYYYYYYYYY

[@grayskyee]

Some more good ones: “...Rude” “You gonna want this back?” “Not again, that’s the third time this week!”

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

"Hi its knife to meet you too!"

[@kevinboyle3104]

Politely but firmly say “No thank you”

[@mangekyos82]

Lol

[@personhuman4585]

"The third time this week, and it's Sunday!"

[@matthewmadjehe]

Is that sharp?

[@buhboh3036]

He needs to say when Frisk stab him " a knife! my favorite!"

[@theguy79]

Entendi esa referencia

[@homocancer]

Ah i see you are a man of culture as well

[@thefloatinglantern5553]

Asdfmovie reference

[@XplosivDS]

-Oh no a gunman! -Ho ho ho i gonna stab ya

[@kevinboyle3104]

Asdf pun

[@TheHeartlessHero]

*Long Pause* Well this is unfortunate.....

[@thememer5118]

Well it would be for me anyway

[@cringe453]

Just another day in Britain-

[@carlosemilio385]

So this is what sans does when he’s bored of dying

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"Death is stupid!"

[@AAAbattery03]

jdifjdb i just kept expecting sans to just go like: welp it was knife knowing ya

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

"Its knife to meet you too!"

[@cindykakanou5996]

😂😂😂😂😂👌bro

[@Hivatel]

It was ice knowing ya. Get it? Coz you're so cold?

[@baguettebabe9476]

What if someone was stabbed and they just looked at the culprit dead in the eyes and just said *”laughter”*

[@apossesivemask7535]

with a solid straight face.

[@TheCrazyKillerCow]

I laughed way too hard at this.

[@erykoman1237]

And then the culprit has a heart attack from your reaction, dies, and you teabag him until you die.

[@raystan9551]

The culprit would either laugh or get the nearest spring lock suit, pour water on the ground, get into the suit, walk on the water, and get spring locked

[@stalememe4763]

That's unfortunate

[@casteddu6740]

Meanwhile me: "You should have gone for the head..." *Snaps fingers*

[@stm7810]

honestly if Sans did that in-game and it was his spare attack that would be so cool!

[@trondordoesstuff]

@@stm7810 Infinity War hadn't come out when Undertale was released...

[@somethingsomething1901]

@STM That would be frickin awesome

[@DaRealFM2]

r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance

[@Lastseen91]

Best quote of the year goes to!!!! This random person from online!

[@cups_tale7792]

Other responses “Rude” “Do you want this back or can I keep it?” “Not again” “That’s fair”

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

"Hi its knife to meet you too!"

[@cloverlovania]

"yeouch"

[@ween5311]

“well, when life gives you lemons make leomonade” **takes knife out and stabs other person**

[@Bob-Barian]

If I go down you go down with me

[@Bob-Barian]

"Activates bomb"

[@cindykakanou5996]

I see what you did their

[@acethecinderace5528]

“well that’s unfortunate” I felt this

[@cheetodust9902]

Pocket Knife's response to being stabbed: *HE STABS BACK.*

[@justsomeguy144]

Sans *gets stabbed* Also sans *pulls out knife and stabs Frisk*

[@Jelly27Fish]

"You dropped this" *stabs Frisk and waits a few seconds* "... Ooops."

[@MelonHere20]

My response to being stabbed is just *inhale* ahhhHHHhAAAaaaH

[@potsy5263]

Yeet

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Me: *gets stabbed* Me:Thanks! Can I keep it ?

[@MelonHere20]

(I feel like there was a comic where that happened...hmmm) same here

[@glitched42]

You can keep it

[@kyuafinale]

me : *mentally unstable*

[@reinkangas4612]

“Thanks, I love it”

[@milleniam]

deku deku deku deku deku deku

[@ggggamers_3146]

no-one: My sister: *takes out knife to cook* me: *oh no, I'm allergic*

[@Anne_The_Hamster]

My repsonse: being way too dramatic

[@giovanniparisi7120]

So basically, you would go: AAAAAA-

[@Anne_The_Hamster]

I would probably pose and start talking about tragic stuff

[@endergenesis2618]

I would sr pelo slap frisk and walk off.

[@tvtrashcastormemetard1604]

Ender Genesis Animated [PAIN]

[@sapphirestar3978]

is there really any ways to over dramatic this?

[@high-levelsimp2379]

The amount of resignation when sans just pauses to stare at the knife then blurt out “that’s unfortunate” nonchalantly resonated so hard with me, it felt like I got stabbed instead.

[@aheartinacage6544]

E x a c t l y

[@RaptorVA]

Guess they didn't make the cut. Great job as always

[@HieuPham-ij1np]

good one lol

[@annamae3369]

Oh good one right on point

[@cindykakanou5996]

Good one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@scalesofshadows]

OH GOD! THE KNIFE PUNS, THEY NEVER STOP!

[@thebatimplushies1627]

Well raptor you do make a good point

[@ratticusthewinion]

My response to being stabbed: Dramatic music, paired with dramatic crying actions saying: "I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!"

[@psychokoolaid]

Another response: "Well isn't that a *knife* surprise. *Anxious wheezing* ."

[@DualityDragon]

I guess Sans stopped caring about everything to the point where he stopped caring about dying. Sans you bonehead. In other news, I think his lack of determination somehow granted him HP cause he's lasting way longer than he should to crack these jokes. Let alone the fact that he can apparently take more than one hit now sense he literally asked Frisk to stab him again.

[@AshtonSnapp]

I’d do the “hand it back to them and say ‘you dropped this’”, but when I’ve walked away, I’ll turn back towards them, say “by the way”, and assuming I have magic, return the favor with spikes while flipping them off Then I’d probably pass out and/or die because I just got stabbed in the gut.

[@apossesivemask7535]

a worthy response.

[@vfurelise]

Finally... someone isn’t over dramatic.

[@oasisflurry9933]

"I'm not mad, just dissapointed."

[@zackrose2035]

I'm disappointed that Sans doesn't say "tis but a scratch"

[@deltanogs4990]

XD YES

[@deviledeggs5126]

But your arms off!

[@trondordoesstuff]

Tis' but a flesh wound!... Wait a minute...

[@LiamLightwolf]

@@deviledeggs5126 no it isn't!

[@mcfrick2]

OMFG Thank you sir you are hilarious

[@VanguardJester]

"When life gives you lemons, try to figure out why the lemon is so sharp."

[@danam9129]

So glad this isn’t a laugh challenge cause Sans got me at “Oh no. I’m allergic.” 🤣

[@kitt8132]

Me: 1:28 Either that, or I’d say, “This is truly NOT an epic gamer moment.”

[@mr.epicocean828]

They forgot my personal favorite" oh look at that, I've been impaled."

[@van_8]

When something sad happens Just make pun out of it

[@GSPAEpro]

Frisk is so damn confused lmaooo

[@spacetechempire510]

My response to being stabbed “Welp I had worst.”

[@justallwrong5401]

"Did you just try to stab a skeleton? Really?" "I see your point." *takes out knife and stabs self in a different spot. "That's how you stab someone." "Oh thanks, I had a major cramp there." "Sticks and stones may break my....wait, this is a knife." "Mind if I axe you a question?" "Should have gone for the head" *moans "Do that again." And my personal favorite: "Oh look! I've been impaled!"

[@merchantziro4285]

If I was Sans I would pretend to be at Death's door walk away, and run when I'm far enough from them before they realize they failed to kill me.

[@thegreatpapyrus3844]

Me: * deep inhale * Sans: * gets stabbed * Me: * CONFUSED SCREAMING *

[@letsgogaming8112]

Aww man... I was waiting for him to say *"Tis but a scratch!"*

[@SSJCrusader]

I think Frisk just stabbed Sans' shirt and missed all of his bones in there

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

I thought that too

[@deltanogs4990]

Maybe

[@Re0Dacted]

I HAD A GOOD PUN FOR THIS BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN IT- Oh wait I remembered it!- When he's laughing he should've said: "Well, that tickled my funnybone!"

[@sunrei9988]

Missed the perfect opportunity to say "Oh look, I've been impaled."

[@samdoezzzstuff]

My reaction to being stabbed “Oh, that’s unfortunate.... well it could be worse (pulls out the knife) want it back?? (The person who stabbed me looks confused) Hehehehe..... hahahahaha..... *hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH* hahahahahahaha ha ha haaa...... (dies)”

[@cindykakanou5996]

Am see combinding them all into one nice😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

[@glitched42]

My response to being stabbed is saying "Whelp, I'm going to Grilbys, Papyrus, do you want anything"

[@Annie_Q_Encourages1989]

And makes me cry every time I watch that Sans....one of the saddest deaths ever. I don't know how ANYONE made it to you doing THAT run *shudders* I'd have reset the second I got to Paps...I just...no, I can't kill him, ever! He's so wise, so great and kind, just no.

[@glitched42]

@@Annie_Q_Encourages1989 Thank you for being a human not filled with want to slaughter me and all of my friends

[@Annie_Q_Encourages1989]

@@glitched42 always my friend. I may be only a human but I have the heart and soul of a monster. I learned so much from Papyrus, his wisdom taught me everything I live by.

[@hylianpotato5683]

Yeh

[@Annie_Q_Encourages1989]

@@hylianpotato5683 the skelebros are awesome huh?

[@mintyulti2754]

grabbing the sword by the blade, pulling it out, handing it back to them and saying “you dropped this.” i would do that

[@high-levelsimp2379]

“uhh, thanks...?” “look, you should’ve told me you needed a knife rack, I would’ve bought you one.” “I can keep this, right?” “definitely not the weirdest way someone greeted me this week.” “well, this greeting sure is on point.” “honestly, you’re probably the nicest person I met.” “....so... you got any more?” “this explains a lot, actually.” “this was a new shirt too....” “could you repeat that? I didn’t quite get it.” “is this the new trend nowadays?” “so... I’m guessing you wanted a blood donation?” “oh crud, they’re damaged, now I can’t sell my organs!” “where’s the punchline?” “want me to do a streetfighter death for this?” “wow, feels different from yesterday’s.” “wanna go grab some coffee after this?”

[@rinyaskyline]

*Long pause *that's unfortunate* (Honestly this is a straight up mood)

[@alicearts5641]

When looking up this video, a video of what it felt like to be stabbed popped up as well, I watched it and now any of these reactions are actually possible due to how painless it actually is to be stabbed.

[@willowthedemonpotato6112]

Me:*gets stabbed* Also me:. . . . . . .*stares at knife* 5 min later Me:AHHHHHHHHHH

[@doctorbright1065]

This video alone will probably give you STABle revenue for a while.

[@TwoAllNighters]

I sure hope so

[@doctorbright1065]

@@TwoAllNighters We'll sheath how it goes.

[@wiltingsummerflowerss9678]

"You gonna want this back, or..." "...rude" "This is fine" "Hm... howd that get there?" "Im not sure if this was on purpose, but, thanks!" "Thats the fifth time this week!" "Thats fair"

[@dareethan4159]

why the hell did he pause and just "thats unfortunate"

[@sassytorchic47]

Sounds like something Sans would say if he survived the fight X'D

[@MoontheWolfYT]

"Oh no I got stabbed with a knife!" Me 2019

[@willowkeyes2348]

This is one outcome to what happens after a few hundred genocide runs. Just trying every single way to annoy Frisk/Chara because why the f*** not? And Sans may as well get a few chuckles out of the exchange.

[@glitched42]

Brilliant

[@finnybee]

My response to getting stabbed: WELP goodbye cruel unfortunate world

[@anotherwordly]

“are you gonna want this back or can I keep it

[@pixelhavoc4950]

Sans (Gets stabbed): Oh cool! Thanks for the extra pocket, buddy!

[@NomenEstLegio]

Sans just made a few jokes to get frisk to smile, but no pun in ten did x)

[@SpaghetMan95]

"In ten did" is actually spelled "Intended." Hope that helps! Sorry, I'm not trying to be one of those people who corrects everyone.

[@Mr.GameCrazy]

Well, that was *knife* to see. ;)

[@mysterydragon1340]

How is "do you want this back or......" Not in this?!

[@idkw8q73]

When paps told sans to always be positive even in a genocide route:

[@rosebearcat]

I hope you guys have a great day

[@omegaverserex9487]

Imagine Sans grabbed the knife and stabbed (Frisk) with it lmao

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

He shoulda said "oh look at that I've been impaled"

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

Im so glad someone said this

[@Sp00ksOdyssey]

@@animatorblueberrysans7896 😄

[@RaineGamer068]

Another fun one "You gonna want this back........ or can I keep it????"

[@ms_jinx9567]

“Finally.” OR *looks at the knife* “That was rude.”

[@forgottenisconfused6706]

I’d just say: “ow.”

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Educational, learned a lot. Will use when I get stabbed again.

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

Correct!

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

@[redacted] Yes, again.

[@comiarts]

Sans is already immune to stabbing...

[@Sunny_Mae3]

"Oh would you look at that, I've been Impaled"

[@shinjitsu6709]

Dam, I WOUNDer if he even cares about being stabbed

[@creator1790]

"Thanks" That''s a good one. or "ow"

[@oliverharston815]

I asked ChatGPT this question, and this is its response: "I have been bestowed with the honorary title of the Brave and Valiant Pincushion!"

[@megarayquaza9054]

My response: *Cough's* heh Nice one... *Ded*

[@gothic_ace2037]

Oh no... Im allergic

[@rayniajonson567]

God damn it Sans! I didn't think I could love you anymore then I already do. Now you go and do this?!?

[@optimalunknown8577]

Slowly sans was turning to dust the entire time XD

[@Annie_Q_Encourages1989]

God that's dark dude, sad

[@optimalunknown8577]

@@Annie_Q_Encourages1989 it is *but it's funny*

[@imjustalex1228]

You could also: * point at the knife * -So, do you want it back... or can I keep it?

[@reinkangas4612]

Another idea “aww.. you shouldn’t have!”

[@prblytachi1710]

Like literaly, you shouldn't

[@kaorisakurai8000]

First! Also, Sans whyyyyy? 😆 Thanks for the good laugh, I enjoyed it!

[@JayBleu25]

Originally my plan was that if I was about to be shot or killed or someone, I would say "Wait a second, before you kill me, can you give me a hug? I want this to be the last thing I do before I die"; But after seeing this video this is probably what I'll do instead

[@badchickforya]

Some good responses “Well geez...could have at least gave me a warning...” “No u *proceeds to stab other person* “ “OOoOoOoOhHHhH noOoOoO...I’m dYIiIiIiIiNg...NuUuUuU”

[@mackattack18]

Why is Sans having such a good time getting stabbed by a kid he’s probably known for ages now that the genocide run has been going on forever?

[@Emmalyn5671]

I’ve gotta entertain myself some how

[@midoriaomori6685]

imagine getting stabbed by a murderer and asking if it came with a recept *writes it down on bucket list*

[@JuliaMulder8313]

"your looking kinda stressed with my knife inside your chest." - Chara ask frisk and company season 1

[@kitzoneee]

Ima just take this advice if I’m ever being robbed lol Also here’s one °gets stabbed° Me: I’m *dead* tired right now... can we do this later °falls on floor° °either is dead or asleep°

[@ThunderCrims]

My reaction: *"Ah sh1t, here we go again"*

[@garrettord3304]

Frustrated Frisk groans were the cutest thing I've heard all week

[@Endrimer]

I mean theoretically sans could live even after being impaled as long as the knife somehow goes in between his ribs, Because skeletons dont have organs

[@mill2712]

Now image if Sans behaved like traditional skeleton monsters throughout other fictional works. That knife would do nothing.

[@justinodonnell4393]

Thank you I shall keep this in mind when I get mugged

[@Raym3a]

sounds like the type of shit i would say. or maybe i would just scream but hey same effect

[@Myr1cal]

Ahem you forgot, *”oh my wish came true,”*

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

My response to being stabbed: "Hi its knife to meet you too!"

[@ScarletEmber64]

Best response: Explode. Not the word "explode" but litarily, explode.

[@Grove0721]

"Oh look,I've been impaled."

[@animatorblueberrysans7896]

I Love this comment

[@mcoolgamer12]

- So I can keep this one right? - Oh No a knife! My favorite!

[@wisditwhispen9302]

Idk why but "that's unfortunate" cracked me up so fign hard! XD

[@SpecterPaladin]

Thanks for the advice, I'll be sure to put this to good use