Suicidal Lesbian would be a great name for a punk rock band.
@Katie-ws7xp5 жыл бұрын
I'm taking that
@jamstonjulian69475 жыл бұрын
If by "great" you mean "typical"
@JohnMiller-sr7dk5 жыл бұрын
Jamston Julian yes
@willigagbob82435 жыл бұрын
My immediate thought.
@onlythelonely935 жыл бұрын
You are not wrong 😂
@haruruben2 жыл бұрын
“Suicidal lesbian” I saw a video with advice for actors, the one I remember was to always negotiate a character name for you role, even if you’re playing a dead body or a waiter with one line do whatever you can to get your character a name. This is why
@GoodBadorBadBad5 жыл бұрын
And... it's working again. Please ignore the first 10 seconds, or use the time to contemplate your existence. Thank you!
@kclink15795 жыл бұрын
"This video is unavailable on this device" literally all your other videos don't say that.
@pirategirl99895 жыл бұрын
@@kclink1579 mine says the same thing. :(
@themoviedealers5 жыл бұрын
Nope. Not coming up ever. At all. No time bar coming up to scroll ten seconds in.
@wallyman2925 жыл бұрын
Darn thing just won't play at all. Guess I'll come back later. . .
@juststained5 жыл бұрын
All seconds are black
@farvencore2 жыл бұрын
"Garbage Day!" in the office.
@Stongna_Bologna5 жыл бұрын
THE PAWN SHOP GUY IS SOMEONE I WORKED WITH HOLY SHIT!! His name is Barefoot Bill!!! I worked at a haunted house with him!
@iusethisnameformygoogleacc10134 жыл бұрын
I have a very strong feeling that is not his name; it might be what he calls himself, but that isn't his name.
@Blutteufel4 жыл бұрын
@@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 Are you autistic?
@Howlingd0g3 жыл бұрын
Please share whatever bizarre stories you have. I get a feeling he has a few.
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe we didn't get even one story from Resplendent Cryptid 🐙📆
@OrangeElixir Жыл бұрын
He reminds me of Tracy Walter.
@juststained5 жыл бұрын
I used the Time Machine I Bought At A Yard Sale to get here and finally watch this episode. Totally worth it.
@danielb71175 жыл бұрын
I used to be off meth for years, but now I'm back on the meth. I'm just glad it's not coffee.
@tmatthewnielsen Жыл бұрын
That's funny - I recognize the pawn shop actor - a very busy actor in the low-budget indie film scene in Atlanta. I've met him at festivals and "filmmaker" functions in Atlanta a while back.
@MrNotCreatlve5 жыл бұрын
44:06 "Brain Matter Splatter" is the name of my new rock band
@cremetangerine823 жыл бұрын
I’m taking “Suicidal Lesbian”!
@chrisandrew7577 Жыл бұрын
Yall are great, i truly enjoy this channel
@ryanramos23355 жыл бұрын
Kyle always got jokes. That carpet joke was amazing. Good job Kyle
@beejay2715 жыл бұрын
Kelly looks like she could be the sister of the Silent Night deadly night "garbage day" guy LMFAO
@beejay2715 жыл бұрын
@Real Donald Trump Yes!🤣
@elliebean11185 жыл бұрын
Real Donald Trump Holy shit, alternate 1985 Biff from BTTF2!!! What’s up?
@robotrix5 жыл бұрын
She and Eric Freeman need to be in a movie together!!!!
@dexterremy82585 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@YourFriend24-74 жыл бұрын
She sells vacuums but is unhappy, I guess you could say her life sucks
@sirtalkalotdoolittle4 жыл бұрын
[ba-dum-bump-crash!]
@SoundBoredProduction5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the lead performance is a combination of Shatner, Walken and Me underwears Guy dialed up to 11.
@mrc60325 жыл бұрын
Total overacting. Lol
@casualvanilla4 жыл бұрын
@@averyetvspecial1487 Hey, that's life.
@alexdionisos4 жыл бұрын
With the facial flexibility of Jim Carrey in his prime
@JoeJoe-lq6bd5 жыл бұрын
There are weird vacuum attachments like balloon inflators. They exist.
@CyberSpider355 жыл бұрын
Now I want this chick to make a movie with Tommy Wiceau. They would make a perfect duo.
@averyetvspecial14875 жыл бұрын
Best romcom ever.
@willigagbob82435 жыл бұрын
Go on.
@alexdionisos3 жыл бұрын
Plot: Kelly and Johnny are reunited in the after life but their romance isn't approved by God (Neil Breen)
@summerdeath86783 жыл бұрын
@@alexdionisos holy shit I'd love to see that 🤣🤣
@alexpaulk28192 жыл бұрын
Scrap Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga… get Tommy to play the Joker and her to play Harley Quinn
@isabelleforstmann2684 жыл бұрын
Angry Kelly’s face looks as if someone made a joke at her expense & she responded with a sarcastic “haha very funny” face and her face got stuck like that ....and then she attempted to disguise the fact that her face got stuck like that by never allowing her face to come to a full rest for more than half a second.
@MusicalSeizureGuy3 жыл бұрын
Yay! Always Sunny reference! ☺️
@kayakat18695 жыл бұрын
Please do Who Killed Captain Alex? It's one is the best things I've ever seen with a really good backstory.
@EvilBill6665 жыл бұрын
To answer Kyle - Kirby vacuums are still a thing...Also, the door-to-door free cleaning is very much a thing...
@TheNintendhoe4 жыл бұрын
Saw this movie with some friends a few days ago and I noticed a continuity error. The Gun Kelly has at the end is the Phoenix Arms Raven. We know she does not have a Round chambered when she pulls the slide back in Mitch's Office. She shot the Ceiling, Mitch, Tracey, that other female coworker four times and herself in the mouth in the end. That adds up to eight shots from a Gun with six Bullets in its Magazine.
@TheNintendhoe4 жыл бұрын
Also, Kelly overpaid for that Gun. It's like $50 or something. Used in petty crimes a lot.
@timafterdark37595 жыл бұрын
There’s a movie that’s coming out soon that’s Elves vs Vampires and the film was so bad, it’s pure gold. From the budget ranges around 50,000k, actors not getting paid, to the director claimed that his “film” is on par with Peter Jackson’s Fellowship of the Ring. I was an extra for two days as a favor of a friend who’s the main lead. Thank god I’m the only one who didn’t get an IMDB credit, even though my name was in the credits. The film is called, “Chosen One.” Right now the film is being shown at a few film fest, but once it comes to Amazon I’d say it’s worth a watch. Ps I’m more than willing to talk more about Chosen One and know a others who’s more than happy to talk about said film.
@GojiraRising4 жыл бұрын
Angry Kelly gives Emilia Clarke's eyebrows & Jim Carrey's face a run for their money.
@rosskwolfe5 жыл бұрын
"Dildo attachments are great for f***ing vacuums." I... I... Have no words.
@kajamak5 жыл бұрын
I've got nothing clever to say. I just love your job guys. Keep doing what you're doing.
@wallyman2925 жыл бұрын
If you're an alcholic and at home drinking alone, pretty sure you're gonna bypass the hip flask. Just saying
@averyetvspecial14875 жыл бұрын
It’s a fine line. I think anyone who buys a hip flask doesn’t have the BEST intentions at heart, as far as drinking is concerned.
@mattsterne90345 жыл бұрын
For some reason the video says 'This video is unavailable on this device' on my phone.
@Nesty95 жыл бұрын
The same on mine
@applecorc5 жыл бұрын
@@Nesty9 ditto. maybe they're currently reuploading it
@Ekolop5 жыл бұрын
True
@TCGreen-jb4bx5 жыл бұрын
It says that for me, too.
@professor_mystery5 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@bryanrussell46133 жыл бұрын
This is a movie that has a good message and delivers it like… um… Let be Tommy Boy on how this director did when she took a left turn. She’s directing… she’s directing… and when she took a left turn, someone said, “maybe we need….” “I’m the director, darn it.” Then truck tire, (Tire screeching) “I CAN’T STOOOOOP!” (Crashes) HEEEELP! There’s a cliff. AAAAAAAAAHH! BOOM And the director is screaming, “OH MY GOD! I’m BURNING ALIVE!!! No I can’t feel my legs! In comes the meat wagon (Siren) And the medic comes out and says Ooooo myyyyyy Gawwwwwwd! New guy is puking his guts out (Retching)
@Howlingd0g4 жыл бұрын
I feel like "ham closet" is an expression that would appear in a Bloodhound Gang song.
@kmays65895 жыл бұрын
I would definitely buy a vacuum genie if it can clean up 4 murders and a suicide !!
@jamstonjulian69475 жыл бұрын
FYI half the movies in existence are listed as Drama/Mystery/Thriller on imdb
@dreamlandnightmare5 жыл бұрын
IMDb's genre-listing system is extremely flawed.
@Xvladin4 жыл бұрын
@@dreamlandnightmare I would love to see/make a neural network type of AI thingy that can classify a movies genre! That would be an interesting project I think!
@Gideon133973 жыл бұрын
So this is basically the female version of "Joker" of 2019. She even says the line "I had a bad week" which is similar to the Joker's "I had bad day".
@BADASSMANDO5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the lady who played Kelly has a book called "Love at the Pub: An Insider's Guide to Craftsmanship, Conversation, and Community at the Brick Store Pub" The best part of that, though, is the author description for her: "Mary Jane Mahan is a creative writer and an inspirational storyteller. As a teenager, she wrote poems under the moon. Today she serves as a mirror for healing, love, and joy through writing, acting, speaking, and producing. A native Philadelphian, Mary Jane took root in the South in 1994 after arriving to earn a masters degree in speech communication from the University of Georgia. She moved from Athens to Decatur, Georgia, in June 1997 and put her degree to work on the floor of the Brick Store Pub as the tenth hired employee. It was a grand way to spend eighteen months, full of wonder and love reminiscent of her family's kitchen table. She loves living in Decatur and frequents the Pub often in search of the latest and greatest offering of India Pale Ale beer. Mary Jane has used her writing and speaking talents as public health media specialist, copywriter, entrepreneur, actor, and fundraiser for worthy causes. She proclaimed herself an artist when she turned thirty-five and is grateful to report that she's never been the same. Her three lazy house cats beg to differ. As a former server, Mary Jane touched many lives with her smile. As a writer, she illuminates minds and awakens hearts to life's potential by telling stories that reveal the essence of power, freedom, and grace. Her work has been published in the best selling anthology Audacious Creativity: 30 Ways to Liberate Your Soulful Creative Energy-and How It Can Transform Your Life. To find our more about Mary Jane's current projects or inquire about books, speaking engagements, and other matters, or just to say hello, contact her at www.maryjanebrain.com or www.loveatthepub.com." Starting to thing the alcoholism was "inspired."
@92Raider-art Жыл бұрын
The way it's written. She's only missing that black tank top to join the vanity project club
@jamesd42235 жыл бұрын
Mary Jane Mahan(Kelly) must be a graduate of the Rupert Booth school of face acting. Her next step is to be in a bizarre FMV game.
@nataliapockets5 жыл бұрын
my bborgb shirt came in the other day and i love wearing it ty guys you are gold
@LixiaWinter5 жыл бұрын
Damn, vacuum business is harsh
@anikmonette21405 жыл бұрын
Okay, so Kelly is having the worst of it all, but she's never seen trying to fix anything for herself, which is the worst you can do to a character in a movie. She doesn't have to be successful doing it(that's kinda the point here) but at least make HER DO SOMETHING! Because the way I see it she's jalous of her sister, but doesnt try to talk to her(and failing to connect in any way) She hates her job, but we don't see her searching for a new job(yet her candidature is constantly rejected) and so on. It makes her character really unrelatable...
@Mechazaurus5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you take suggestions, but I think Kindergarten Ninja (1994) and Things (1989) would both be amazing episodes.
@juststained5 жыл бұрын
Yes, Things!!
@Aloysius21135 жыл бұрын
Another +1 for Things
@graduator142 жыл бұрын
Angry Kelly needs a sequel!
@xxtriciastarxx5 жыл бұрын
You guys need SOOO many more subscribers!
@briannahelmso51392 жыл бұрын
The use of Private Eyes pleased me tremendously thank you guys 😂
@eduardopena58935 жыл бұрын
There is another gem you boys need to check out from your friends at Maverick called "Owned." Settling a Debt with Force...and also the hispanic David Arquette who reminds me of and acts a lot like Julian from Trailer Park Boys. It is written, directed, produced, edited, partially recorded by, sound directed by, and stars Jose Montesinos so you KNOW it has to be good. The acting is...amazing, and the soundtrack is totally great. My favorite line of dialog has to be, "Trees are awesome.....let's [bang]."
@riverdriftin28745 жыл бұрын
Same for me as what others have said.."Video not available on this device". I seldom ever comment but watch you guys all the time. Take care and do a Breen on this problem. Say, "I am here....now."
@Nick_Hammer5 жыл бұрын
i drink my bean water black every morning and like it, thank you very much. ;)
@decimusmaximus24863 жыл бұрын
They probably never had good coffee.
@mikekillagreen94322 жыл бұрын
Lmao!! The review is wayyyy more entertaining than the movie.
@gunjac865 жыл бұрын
I’m from KCMO and was pumped to find out you guys are from MO. I went to a weird Christian rehab in the cape. Glad I have something better to remember it by now.
@TanukiOkiyo5 жыл бұрын
Noticed the scratches on your hand ,Bryan. Your Kitteh and you had a battle?
@ChAn-dv9to5 жыл бұрын
You guys should review "Samson" from 2018. It's a swords and sandals religious movie by Pure Flix and by God it is hilariously bad, check it out!
@HomespunBannersglare2 жыл бұрын
So, basically this film is Carrie meets Glengarry Glenrose.
@wallyman2925 жыл бұрын
shaky still frame must be an homage to the Dojo commercial in Napolean Dynamite. It ends with a shaky still shot of the sensei.
@yshwgth5 жыл бұрын
GBorBB and the day is saved.
@analystzorncasteel30475 жыл бұрын
Great review, guys! .. Me and my buddy Gus love having a beer, and playing your movie breakdowns, on the big screen ... It's like experiencing a movie, in itself. .. Keep it up!
@sebastianbutlerii655810 ай бұрын
Is Kyle thinning? Good for you, man. Also, thanks for this review. Good as always
@kyleray96335 жыл бұрын
I'm actually gonna watch this movie now.
@thewraithwriter225 жыл бұрын
You had me at suicidal lesbian
@seadoogti92885 жыл бұрын
For the last three videos there has been a very distracting light reflection in the glass behind Kyle's head. Someone needs to fire the lighting guy.
@JohnMiller-sr7dk5 жыл бұрын
indeed
@ryanramos23355 жыл бұрын
I first started drinking coffee when I was in the military. I was 19 and I thought it tasted disgusting. I drink it just to stay awake. I later learned that that's just from Pot Coffee. Coffee is not supposed to be very bitter. Buy an Nespresso or do pour over, it's a whole new experience
@decimusmaximus24863 жыл бұрын
Nespresso is shit though
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
🐙☕I like the bitter...
@KageMaxwell5 жыл бұрын
Whoo boy! I better strap in. ~puts on a seatbelt~
@mrc60325 жыл бұрын
Remind me not to work at that vacuum company lol
@andymurday45384 жыл бұрын
That lead actress needs to do a collab with Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau.
@RyllenKriel5 жыл бұрын
They are right about that movie cover, it should be titled "Vacuum Raider" with a tag line "When your job pays to suck it's time to abandon all attachments and blow them all away!" And I have to defend the character named Suicidal Lesbian, her parents may of just written that on her birth certificate.
@JohnMiller-sr7dk5 жыл бұрын
😳😂
@NivviKDreaming5 жыл бұрын
Beautiful, poetic, amazing
@matthewchance88355 жыл бұрын
It's funny how "Kelly" looks like Timothy B. Schmidt from the rock group "The Eagles"
@Kloxbyn2 жыл бұрын
6:32 White text on a near white background, great choice! If you blink, you'll miss the casting credit next to her head.
@charlesedward50474 жыл бұрын
8:45 Did Kyle just confuse the two black women in the movie??
@RubykonCubes36684 ай бұрын
15:53 she's like "no thoughts, head empty" 😂😂
@DresdenShuffle5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Kelly has BPD. I suffer from it myself and watching her it appears she has a lot of symptoms of BPD. PTSD is often linked with BPD as well. I'm taking this way too seriously lol
@DresdenShuffle5 жыл бұрын
John Miller Borderline Personality Disorder. I got the joke though. Nice one.
@langleymneely5 жыл бұрын
You eat RUM HAM in your HAM CLOSET! #IASIP 👍🏾😎
@83AndrewL5 жыл бұрын
Kyle: "Coffee is nasty bean water" Unsubscribed.
@Nesty95 жыл бұрын
Theres chickpeas coffee also ,never thought about it like kyle did but he is kinda right even tho i used to drink coffee but not anymore cus coffee makes me sleepy
@jackpellford80077 ай бұрын
Another excellent video
@ryanramos23355 жыл бұрын
Kirby's are way more expensive and better then the Dyson
@langleymneely5 жыл бұрын
Yay, it works now! Thank you! 🙏🏾👍🏾❤️
@michellewidjaja47793 жыл бұрын
who the hell doesn't like coffee?????
@roringusanda2837 Жыл бұрын
A lot of my friends don't, I don't get why...they say it's bitter. A few like it if it's sweet and basically, a Starbucks frappe...but they still think it's bitter. Which is what u like about coffee, the bitterness. They would rather drink insipid sweet cocoa or chocolate milk. A couple of them at least are on the spectrum, so maybe that has something to do with it. (Autism,etc.)
@Fredric_Cedrich3 жыл бұрын
I don’t remember watching this one two years ago but… I looked up the top billed cast & this movie was their kiss of death
@markiangooley5 жыл бұрын
One criticism about Gregory Peck: “He acts only with his face! Nothing else! Not the rest of his body.” A bit of an exaggeration I’d say. My parents owned a Filter Queen vacuum cleaner bought in the early 1960s. Those had a lot of optional attachments including a sprayer for insecticide (the vacuum also had a blower output).
@benneilson105 жыл бұрын
"This movie is called Angry Kelly it is about a woman who is very angry" Strangely an apt description. I guess you can tell books by their cover. Angry Kelly and Good Bad or Bad Bad told me so! Or maybe it is just a style thing...
@supergub5 жыл бұрын
"Get help from clinc." @ 49:20
@maia_gaia5 жыл бұрын
"southern flag" "Union Jack" Nice
@1990Truthseeker5 жыл бұрын
i love you guys! 20 k here we come!!! another great episode, super thank you! (plz do the room!)
@1990Truthseeker5 жыл бұрын
make me 👀
@rememberpickles5 жыл бұрын
You guys are southern midwest. Seems like a lot of youtubers are setting up shop in the middle of the country. Is it an affordability thing? Because I'm trying to get off the East Coast because it's too crazy expensive for too young people who have not inherited money and/or land. I'm about to go Laura Ingalls Wilder and prairie out yo.
@davidminor42134 жыл бұрын
They're true Midwest --- St Louis.
@attackofthecopyrightbots5 жыл бұрын
"WE'RE ANIMATED"
@tinycrimester5 жыл бұрын
"Temporary technical issues?! Fix youtube, you lazy youtubers!" Also thank you for freeing me from P...T,SD.
@Mr72Dolphins5 жыл бұрын
Only closers get coffee.
@maia_gaia5 жыл бұрын
It's back! That's the last time I stop watching to switch devices. Technical issues suck. Anyone who gives you a hard time about it needs to calm down.
@vanessaeve925 Жыл бұрын
Rewatching old episodes At 1:01:24 you can distinctly hear Kevin McLeod copyright free music *chef's kiss*
@weirdguy14954 жыл бұрын
Still a better thing about suicide than 13 Reasons Why. And damn, this chick should have done mocap for LA Noire, she's so animated.
@sincitybafbuilders6927 Жыл бұрын
Lol I love this channel
@The_Kentuckian5 жыл бұрын
Oh, that Futurama joke was one of my favorites.
@clamstain5 жыл бұрын
0:55 ah, i see you're a man of culture as well
@BaronFeydRautha10 ай бұрын
Ham closet was my nickname in high school.
@quinnzykir5 жыл бұрын
*Puts a twenty in a jar* when you don’t take a midol
@dreamlandnightmare5 жыл бұрын
I love how the world is: "Blah blah blah, don't commit suicide" yet the world gives you nothing but reasons TO commit suicide.
@v.m.91985 жыл бұрын
I would be so upset if i got to the suicide blogs and it wasnt related to the suicide girls.
@1990Truthseeker5 жыл бұрын
video isn't showing up, saya not available on this device🤔
@frankez995 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge Capitals fan but I'm stationed in Missouri, congrats to the Blues!
@davidminor42134 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I'm happy the Caps won the year before. We're relatable franchises
@estellabolger655 жыл бұрын
“Video unavailable on this device” please oh please I want to watch!!
@rrpostalagain5 жыл бұрын
I borrowed $100 from someone at work this week. Last week, a different person borrowed $200 from me. I guess we’re weird.
@Fredric_Cedrich3 жыл бұрын
I’ve just realised this was the video that wouldn’t work on anything I tried to watch it on.