Goodbye, Roe v. Wade | July 18, 2018 Act 2 | Full Frontal on TBS

[@abstractify]

Ugh that clip of Kavanaugh hinting at, and chuckling about overturning our rights makes me feel physically ill. We NEED more women in power! Also, Samantha, you are one of my favorite people on this whole ding dang planet

[@Rhythmicons]

In his defense he could have been talking about Brown vs Board of Education.

[@rachelfishbein1478]

He actually did continue past the soundbite she played. He named Morrison v. Olson, which reaffirmed the constitutionality of an independent counsel.

[@maggierezac5820]

Rachel Fishbein, exactly & how ironic, as he LOVED that act when he was helping Ken Starr impeach President Clinton... I truly heard some commenter say, "Well he was young then & is entitled to change his mind..." NO... As a SCOTUS member you don't get to change your mind due to partisan beliefs, and that, is why he will never be confirmed! Peace.

[@LemonadepieX]

New Rule: Ruth Bader Ginsburg must live forever

[@johndanielson3777]

I second that motion!

[@juhaniaho6698]

John Henderson And I third it!

[@tomking3989]

It's impossible, plain and simple. And maybe Trump will replace her with Amy...

[@juhaniaho6698]

tom king Amy who?

[@tomking3989]

Juhani Aho Amy Coney Barrett

[@BothHands1]

this is legitimately terrifying..

[@ninab.7266]

I cannot believe we are discussing abortion in the year 2018. Being able to have an abortion is a fundamental human right but I think Republicans don't see women as humans ...

[@Iveystolemybike]

I cannot believe we are discussing abortion in 2018 either, this barbaric practice needs to end! 👶👶👼👼

[@risadolce5097]

Devoted Legal abortion is not barbaric when it is performed under medical supervision in a medical setting. Barbaric is when we take a humans right away from them, and a medical procedure is performed without medical supervision or in a non-medical setting...........like a bathtub or in a strangers basement who thinks they are qualified for the right price to help.

[@Iveystolemybike]

Risa Slaughtering an innocent child is barbaric, it doesn't matter who is doing the killing or where the killing takes place! *Barbaric is when we take a humans right away from them* Abortion is taking the rights away from innocent children, so you are against abortion?

[@OliBert157]

removing a amalgamation of barely formed cell is not barbaric.

[@Iveystolemybike]

Olivier Those cells are an innocent human being! One's value is not determined by cell count! You are trying to dehumanize the unborn child by calling it just a bunch of cells, but you are just a bunch of cells too!

[@jandrews6254]

May I suggest that all those ladies who are the mistresses of republican politicians not only stop using birth control but, when they become pregnant, do NOT have the expected abortion, instead have the baby and loudly proclaim its paternity

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

J Andrews But who want to have those babies....?

[@christinad6654]

I completely agree. And say take it a step further. I feel like women arent really givng men the opportunity they deserve. Lets have women carry all babies to full term, claim they are not mentally capable to take care of the baby and hand over full custody to the baby daddy... Men will start to change their tune.

[@bcpr9812]

Uuuhhhhhmmm... but that would mean the women might have to carry to term a child that THEY also do not want. That's asking a lot of emotional and physical labour (literally) from women, just for them to hold onto some basic human rights over their own bodies. So, only the ones who want to keep it and have an actual baby. The others can always provide proof of their abortions. Also, what I would recommend is that they have fetal tissue DNA tested or something, as well as any evidence showing the hypocritical politicians' communications pressuring (or at least in agreement with) the abortion, so they preserve a record confirming paternity. They might not be able to pressure the men to get their DNA tested, too... but the politicians' refusal to do a simple test to prove or disprove their paternity would speak volumes on their guilt. I would LOVE to see all of the past and present mistresses band together and, whether it's a secret child or a secret abortion, loudly proclaim these politicians' hypocrisy all over social and other media (and at live protests)

[@q345ify]

or they can just get their abortions by throwing themselves down the steps of the capitol, that might make a point

[@magnetiktrax]

It's gobsmacking how pro-lifer's are so pro life until the child is actually born and then they abandon it completely. It's almost like they're so miserable in their own lives they want to have more suffering people in the world so they don't feel so alone.

[@shingshongshamalama]

That's the whole point. It's not about life. The "pro-life" argument is a deflection by the core anti-abortion pushers to change the discussion. What anti-abortionism is REALLY about is punishing women. Getting them out of the workforce as much as possible, burdening them with motherhood against their will. It's also about shame and oppression.

[@johnharp5384]

They're not pro-life, they're pro-birth. After a birth, they literally don't care if anyone lives or dies if they're not white and wealthy.

[@lizc4438]

It’s almost like you’re overgeneralizing about everyone who disagrees with you and demonizing them.

[@MidnightFox7]

Misery loves company!

[@dreamdust2633]

shingshongshamalama, ever here of private adoption? It's where a parent can find a family to raise the little one if you are incapable of responsibility. I have met a lot of good people who can't adopt in the U.S. because of idiotic standards.

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

If you're against abortion, don't have one. Wasn't that easy?

[@toddtaliaferro7876]

I'm a lifelong Harley rider (43 years) and we motorcyclists have a saying concerning helmet use, and that is "let those who ride decide." I think the same should apply to abortion. Let those who get pregnant decide. Everyone else should keep their opinions to themselves, especially male chauvinist pig Republicans. 🐷

[@geoffbaumgartner5335]

Good man.

[@charki40]

Fair and respectful. thank you brother.

[@sereanaduwai8313]

Sounds like common sense but these mob would prefer to have it in another State, out of sight , out of mind or fly overseas! Besides that they still Pro-life, figure that one out?

[@twinkiestumor1555]

Todd Taliaferro not even close. Im driving down the road and i bump u. Imstead of some cuts and scrapes or whatever, u die bc u refused to wesr a helmet. Soooo instead of a ticketbor whatever, now im facing life in prison for manslaughter bc u didnt wesr a helmet for a survivable accident. Not to mention families and children. A month old fetus has no connections or responsibility. I get what u were kinda saying but they just aren't even close.

[@thegenialdecepticon5244]

Isn't it weird that literally everything that Clinton said would happen is, almost in order, happening?

[@niacal4nia]

Pro life but against health care for all, pro gun and pro war.

[@Kidiu]

GOP hypocrisy.

[@jc.1191]

And pro dumb too😋

[@jessetorres8738]

I never thought I would say this, but Tomi Lahren had it right: she once said on The View that the Federal Government shouldn't interfere with a woman's body because that would basically be the definition of Big Government! And yet, Conservative/Republican men are okay with it so long as it allows them to control a woman's body/take away her individual freedom of choice.

[@johndanielson3777]

That’s just regular hypocrisy from the GOP, the party of "family values.” few things are more destructive to the family - the "bedrock of our nation" - than abortion. Republican men in Congress have made banning legal and safe abortion a cornerstone of their platform, pushing policy that restricts access to the procedure time and time again, as the "sanctity of life" of an unborn fetus is paramount to America's future. That's all well and good - unless said Republican wants the woman he's having an affair with to get an abortion. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@greenmeat1270]

Sounds good to me, give women a choice and we'll have mass hysteria, cats and dogs sleeping together, no wait, that's ghosts. Women are ok. Unless, obviously, they're busting ghosts in which case maybe all they need is a better screenwriter

[@JonathanLevinTKY]

Thats not a logical argument. A life is involved, as well as both the mother and the father. The decision needs to be made much more carefully.

[@greenmeat1270]

actually you raise a good point, maybe with mum dead and a particularly pretty baby I could use it to get laid more often, now you're talking

[@JonathanLevinTKY]

Sorry, I don't speak insane.

[@rhythmictiger]

That room of giggling men was genuinely terrifying.

[@NickDanger0001]

They'll attack contraception next.

[@butterscotchbanana258]

They already do. Frequently

[@victorvelie3980]

There's an enormous difference between contraception and abortion

[@victorvelie3980]

also, health insurance is there to pay for illness treatment and care, not contraception. I think that it's good for them to pay for contraception, but if they don't, it's absurd to call that a denial of rights

[@Kidiu]

Victor Velie Will I be forced to give birth to a child I was not allowed to abort nor even allowed to prevent? Allowing employers to deny contraception limits access to it, which leads to unintended pregnancies. If insurance denies coverage, then that basically leads to forced pregnancies, because the women were not given the choice to prevent the pregnancy in the first place. Abortion and contraception fall in the same ball park, and it’s very much a woman’s right to control her body. How can you force a woman to get pregnant? That is insanely barbaric and dehumanizing. Trump administration would have women be baby-making machines, not allowing women control of their bodies. Wow.

[@ringsofmars29]

Can we focus on the fact that LGBT rights are also in jeopardy with the new court nomination.

[@mindoverbread1213]

Can we focus on the fact that you are red herring. This clip is about abortion and women's rights. Let's keep it that way. When a clip about LGBTQ pops up, we will talk about it then.

[@Maryam-kx5yk]

Really? ALL of LGBT? Uh..No..this only affects female people

[@JohnnyCrack]

This effects trans-men as well you two bigots. Why can't we focus on two issues at once? Maybe because you're scared of sharing rights to everyone equally?

[@bellabana]

In regards to a woman’s right to choose America will soon be the handmaidens tale for real!

[@Steeleperfect]

Why not exercise your right to choose by being choosy whom you shag? If you don't want a kid by someone, don't let him knock you up. It's really not complicated.

[@missdana296]

This. I agree with you.

[@NewMessage]

It does make sense that all those cons are against abortion, seeing as most of them should probably have been one.

[@johndanielson3777]

That’s just good old hypocrisy from the GOP, the party of "family values.” Few things are more destructive to the family - the "bedrock of our nation" - than abortion. Republican men in Congress have made banning legal and safe abortion a cornerstone of their platform, pushing policy that restricts access to the procedure time and time again, as the "sanctity of life" of an unborn fetus is paramount to America's future. That's all well and good - unless said Republican wants the woman he's having an affair with to get an abortion. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@snbalmung]

This is why I'm glad I live in a country where supreme court judges are elected and limited to a single 5 year term.

[@victorvelie3980]

What country? Elected judicial positions tend to end up very badly in the US, professionals have a much better understanding of who they are putting in a position. As a regular citizen, you generally don't see much of what a judge is doing so its hard to make an informed decision as to who should hold the position, and it's especially bad with all the uninformed voters these days

[@snbalmung]

Victor Velie Not elected by the public, by other judges. The point is that the Supreme Court works independently from any political party or any other form of government. And the country is Portugal, by the way.

[@victorvelie3980]

oh ok that sounds like a good system

[@LucGendrot]

"For lilith's sake, VOTE!" Underrated joke.

[@Jebbtube]

This is why I have a huge problem with the Supreme Court. They're beholden to no one, answer to no one, serve for life, and can only achieve their position by appointment from the current leader of the nation, whose whims can vary wildly every 4-8 years. Where's the oversight?

[@MidnightFox7]

The sitting President appoints justices, but Congress has to approve them (remember Merrick Garland?) Additionally, If I recall my civics, SCOTUS can be checked by Congress/legislative branch and 2/3 majority can overturn a Supreme Court decision. Don’t hold your breath for that though...

[@Jebbtube]

My point still stands; Supreme Court OP.

[@Jebbtube]

It just seems to me like the way it's set up, the Supreme Court will inevitably become its own governing body, virtually immune to any sort of accountability.

[@Jebbtube]

Felix Ray I guess I just feel like it needs reform, like not serving for life for one. Problem is that in order to make that change, you'd need to go through the Supreme Court, and there's no way they're making their cushy job more limited.

[@rcomyns4664]

MagnuMagnus ..seriously. Who is watching the watchers? Scary.

[@dorissaclaire]

Sam, I’m scared.

[@rachelfishbein1478]

Should have played more of the soundbite of Kavanaugh talking about wanting to overturn a precedent...he did say Morrison v. Olson, the ruling that reaffirmed that an independent counsel is constitutional. Not the same thing as a special counsel in a technical sense, but he could expand his view. That would directly undermine the Russia investigation.

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Rachel Fishbein cause this government makes sure laws are totally followed *sarcasm majority used*

[@terryneale8663]

Sorry for my ignorance, but as a brit I'm confused. Why is this a matter for the courts? Surely abortion should have been legislated into law in the 1970s.

[@terryneale8663]

N S , Thanks for your reply. I understand that Roe v Wade can be overturned as that would just be a matter of a supreme court hearing. What I mean is why hasn't the federal government passed laws in support of abortion? When we have Ireland legalising abortion, a country heavily influenced by the Catholic Church. Then the US, that beacon of freedom, stepping back the Middle Ages.

[@terryneale8663]

Felix Ray Thanks, now I get it, so when a president loads the Supreme Court with political appointees. It can weigh the courts one way or the other. I know congress has to approve an appointment but with a republican majority, that's likely.

[@anitaclarke7085]

Thank you Sam !

[@SabrinaRina]

I'm pro-quality life. Unwanted kids don't grow up well. And Trump and his judges won't see it, only like the second or third president after him will see it and somehow be blamed. And while I support adoption, it's a long process and so many people are trying to take kids away from unfit members of their own family, as my experience in family law served. No one really had time or means to adopt from an agency when their family was a wreck. Plus it's one thing to adopt one child from one mother, but whatever lead to that baby is sure to lead to a few more under these circumstances, especially when good birth control is considered sinful. Let's not even go into the women who will die or ruin their bodies again seeking any abortion means. But deep down I sometimes feel death of certain people is the goal under the guise of saving babies not yet born.

[@Struieboy]

Americans will soon be staring in their own reality version of The Handmaids Tale. Enjoy!

[@SnowmansApartment]

so sad that Americans have still to be told to vote..

[@MarjanKaykavoosi]

I hope the ladies on the Supreme Court stay very healthy

[@florahibernica]

The least instagrammable road trip ever? Tweeting and instagramming their abortion trips over the Irish Sea to Britain were among the tactics successfully used by Repeal the 8th campaigners in Ireland. Breaking the stigma and sharing the experience is important. Instagram is seriously not a bad place to do it.

[@mariareniam5333]

Sam Bee! Thank you guys for speaking up about this.

[@nathanlyon8775]

Sam Bee speaks the truth🙂

[@sanchisan6997]

...I literally spent HOURS watching Degrassi yesterday. 😯😯

[@tylerkochman1007]

Audience largely ignored her solid Degrassi reference

[@CineHAMic]

Remember when the worst thought of Kavanaugh being on the Supreme Court was him possibly wanting to overturn Roe v. Wade? Ah good times good times

[@studiosandi]

Let me give you an amen sister!

[@siwi666]

if all women don't vote in the coming mid-terms, I will be very upset, disappointed. There is every reason to vote and upend millennia of brutal patriarchal society.

[@007kingifrit]

that's more thana little dramatic....

[@victorvelie3980]

haha really tho

[@warrengroth5842]

Did it work? Did the beta-male feminist white knight act actually get you laid?

[@heyitsjustme.680]

How is conservative tv the ad before this video? Really? Like I would ever pay money to hear anyone tell me our Cheeto in Chief is a good dude?;

[@sylvaintaif8128]

Thanks for being a voice for women. Next time, try and do a pitch on the necessity to overturn Citizens United :)

[@benward4585]

Very good show!

[@roscellevisita2011]

May 26, 2018 My Irish boyfriend: Feck yah, we repealed the 8th! One month later Me, as an American: Good-bye, Roe v. Wade. *sigh

[@artnerd1000]

I live in Wyoming(the big rectangle above the smaller one), it never flashed red on the map but wwe only have 2 abortion clinics in the whole state. They're both in Jackson. So there may not be laws restricting it, but the number of clinics and the fact that our entire state is rural makes an abortion hard to get.

[@sethpeery]

That Kansas line was harsh but fair

[@kjdnyhmghfvb]

Next contraception will be attacked...then Thanos.

[@MarjanKaykavoosi]

Love love your show please keep it up

[@samuelmcneill1120]

Less like goodbye more like rest in peace

[@melodyhaviland9393]

i really like the term antichoicers because it really shows what they are

[@rayala21]

What about we (as in We the People) make sure that the 2020 Democratic nominee is willing to go to 9 Justices heck 13... I don’t believe Article III states a limit on justices

[@Rhythmicons]

Shhh! There's nothing to say that Trump couldn't do that now.

[@rayala21]

Rhythmicons and that’s the tooth :/

[@victorvelie3980]

What you're talking about is upending the carefully planned structures that have kept our government running for 250 years. If your side does it, then the other side does it, destabilizing government and boosting corruption. The escalation in that direction would lead to dictatorship or civil war. The presidency already has more power than the founders intended, and that was alright when Obama was in office, but now we're seeing just how much damage a single man can do to our country. We should be reigning things in and putting their overhaul to an end, not just creating an overhaul of our own

[@syn707]

God Samantha is sooooo “enlightened”. ‘Snork!”

[@khaoz07]

Yayy a new episode!

[@mustardseed308]

A fkn nightmare administration taking us back to back alleys.

[@stefanb6539]

I disagree with Samantha Bees hompage now being behind a paywall.

[@jasonr1150gs]

She should smile more.....

[@luliby2309]

That graphic of Samantha was disturbing. I think I saw that in a Silent Hill game or something.

[@subrisubrika5652]

Why is it so hard I to find all of these videos? Please link the new videos not old ones from 2 years ago before trump was elected

[@5pctLowBattery]

In overwhelmingly white, Christian communities, birth can become fetishized by way of mantras like “Motherhood is the most important job in the world,” that threaten to turn women into dangerous enemies to their own fetuses. They feel their nation is being emasculated by changes in the social orders related to gender, gender identity, sexuality, race or ethnicity, and white people are facing racial subjugation by being out-reproduced. Their families, culture and social dominance risk being destroyed by darker non-Christians and non-Europeans. Moderate or mainstream conservatives would never frame the issues this way, but their social and economic policies are optimized to ensure that the people who are most disempowered and impoverished are women and minorities. In the U.S., we have the highest rates of maternal mortality in the “developed world.” What this means in practice is black and brown women, those who also experience the greatest wage gaps and most severe inequality, dying.

[@Soupigeon]

Well... she wasn’t wrong...

[@bobb7993]

Did Dump say his appointment would or wouldn't lead to an overturn? What was his latest "clarification"?

[@TheBizzle1984]

I get sad if Sam doesn't make at least 1 Canadian joke. Really brightens the mood. I mean, I'm still really worried the US is going to try and drag the world back 50 years in time, but I definitely loled for a minute there.

[@meredithnavin1358]

I got a breastfeeding ad...

[@MagicRatty]

Im against abortions, BUT I respect someones descion. There should be a rule for the people who vote for anti abortion and make enough money to have another child should adopt a child

[@JohnnyCrack]

Why are you against abortion? If it's because you think it's wrong than you obviously believe an innocent life is being taken. So why allow others to do that? Just because you're against people having abortions doesn't mean you should be obligated to raise them. What if I told you, if you're against child abuse you should have to adopt the abused child? Or if you're in favor of allowing refugees into the country, you have let one live with you yourself?

[@Barzins1]

Glad I live in California.

[@LarsCT]

So Sam, did you not put Ivanka in the dream line up because of the trouble after calling her a bleepedy bleep?

[@ytdavasquez]

Thanks Hillary!

[@thatgeekdad]

Um, Jimmy got engaged to Trina and you know that love is so strong, they got married.

[@avatarrule4922]

Why god why!

[@melbatoast667]

Smile more. Nice little punch at the end. Marry me, Samantha! To heck with that Jason guy.

[@Rhythmicons]

You sure? She just had 10 periods at the same time. :)

[@melbatoast667]

Rhythmicons I got tampons

[@Chris-hp9be]

I seriously don’t know why RBG did not retire during Obama administration...

[@benblanck975]

The battle between good and evil is taking place before ours eyes. They’re are so many heathens amongst us it’s hard to believe it’s come this far. Praise jesus

[@jong3404]

Read the constitution Samantha

[@melodyhaviland9393]

samantha bee for president

[@rampartrod]

britt hume still alive sad

[@sorenficklin5884]

Wait can Samantha run for president

[@Eisdax]

It's as if guys forget that they are caught up in an unwanted pregnancy as well.

[@___stormgurl___2822]

Sam.... just.... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@heatherjohnston91]

A bunch of my friends who are girls are pro-life and I can never understand it. Like I know I’m probably the only atheist in Indiana but I thought all women would agree on this as a feminist thing rather than a religious thing. Guess that’s just me though, I’ll be calling all my representatives in Washington if you need me in the meantime😔

[@paulkrypton9818]

It's not religion thing, it's humanity thing

[@jc.1191]

They don't understand science at all. They have magical thinking about how the world works. And it's a near statistical certainty they learned it at a young age from their parents.

[@JillontheLake]

Give to Planned Parenthood in the name of Donald, even for a buck.

[@slevin4591]

Sammy B forever!

[@tilloid]

Is there a way to stop Pro Trump surveys on these videos?

[@sambolino44]

Why is Drake in a wheelchair?

[@carllarson5299]

Women: can I not have baby? GOP: no Women: can I get paid time off while pregnant to avoid being homeless and starving? GOP: no Women: can I have protection from being fired from a public employer for not doing work that maybe dangerous for me while I'm pregnant. GOP: no Women: can I have health insurance to help pay for maternal care? GOP: no Women: can I have easy access to birth control so I can indulge in natural healthy human desires with out having baby? GOP: no Women: once my child is born can he/she have a good education? GOP: no Women: can you tell me how to not get pregnant or contract STDs? GOP: no Women: ... Can I sleep with other women? GOP: STOP ATTACKING MY FREEDOM OF RELIGION!

[@warrengroth5842]

don't want a kid? keep your legs closed

[@salenebrom6476]

Ten year iuds people look into them it’s gone be a log presidential term

[@bleubird76]

Just putting this out there as a suggestion for the 2020 democratic presidential ticket, what about Joe Kennedy/Joaquín Castro? I think it would be awesome if Elizabeth Warren was on that ticket but two people from the same state, I'm not sure if that's a good idea. I also think Jeff Merkley (Oregon) would be a good VP pick.

[@JM1993951]

But voting third party or abstaining felt so righteously pure. Bernie fired people up with free college...wish he had bothered to teach them about the SCOTUS. Hate her if you want to, but if you live in the Midwest and didn't vote for Hillary, you defacto voted for Trump.

[@ChannelMath]

It's ok if I say, "I wish I saw that smile more often", right?

[@zellethee]

I don't understand this. Why not just say "I love your smile" or simply compliment the smile? Why does a compliment require someone's wishes / needs as input?

[@ChannelMath]

thanks for the input! I guess because it's not a compliment, it's a statement of one's own feelings. But I see your point. Maybe "I like seeing that smile" is more simple to analyze. although I'm pretty sure "I like your hair" and "You have nice hair" are usually taken as synonymous.

[@zellethee]

ChannelMath Yeah I think "I like seeing your smile" is more in tune with simply giving a compliment without projecting your expected behavior on another person. Personally it puts me less on the defensive or as though I'm supposed to do something for you because you like it. (Using you generally here.) Additionally, "you should smile more" has a lot of sexist baggage attributed to it at this point, so there's that aspect too.

[@ChannelMath]

right. "you should" is offensive. I'd respond with "you should shut up more"

[@ihatetoshiba]

Republissians love big government when it enforces their religious views.

[@tiffanystewart6745]

I see Samantha, and my eyes 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@-xl7ep1se3i]

บอกตรงตรงเลยนะคะเพาะขอความช่วยเหลือแค่นิตหน่อยก็ไม่เห็นใครส่งมาให้เลยนี้ก็จะเป็นเดือนแล้วต้องหลบเจ้าของบ้านไมเห็นใครเห็นใจเลยมังกี้เอย

[@Billythecatvseverything]

Christian God is the greatest abortionist ever

[@jc.1191]

Ha!

[@holyfingshit]

3:58 haHAA

[@DanGolag]

But the voter suppression in Waaaahrizona!

[@mrrareclassprodigy]

Oh hello, Mike enjoying the phone here, so I pressed the like button and it turned blue but no fireworks just pretty blue, arrogant opinion Authority versus science department Clash, it's not about them

[@caryh8]

Republicans are the real Sons of Jacob

[@studiomansion7942]

The WAVE?

[@CNWhatImSaiyan]

Stock up on those wire hangers, womens...

[@taragragg400]

Prophet.

[@spookyrosev6467]

“And the judges will be” That’s not how the Supreme Court works!

[@sarah7755]

nolite te bastardes carborundorum

[@jamesevarts3]

sfd

[@23joanlee]

I wanna know how many abortion opponents have adopted children. none of those I've met have. none.

[@Theomite]

I wonder what business would have greater market value: shuttling businesses for women across state lines or security who shoots at the cops chasing said shuttles once they cross the state lines. GUARD #1: "Wait for it, wait for it...HA! You're in Washington now, potato-sucker!!! Eat lead copper!" *blamblamblamblamblamblam* GUARD #2: "You've always wanted to say that, haven't you, Dave?" GUARD #1: "And the best part is I get paid to, too!"

[@PlaneetRuk]

fkn republicans

[@ChrisAdamscomedy]

Samantha Bee is hysterical