Google Reviews: Family Dollar, Cheyenne, Wyoming

[@painfulsilence316]

I saw Rambo (2008) in a movie theater in Cheyenne while traveling through. Cool old theater, and it only cost $5. Only myself and a couple in their 50s. The film opens with Rambo grabbing a cobra with his bare hands, to which the woman exclaimed "That's impressive!". I like to think she's still there, saying the same thing about the Family Dollar.

[@HamsterPants522]

I'm Havana stroke

[@bassbytes]

How much is it for a single tin of Whiskas please ?

[@Wanup_Vodka]

Family Dollar? How ridiculous! They should call it something normal, like Poundland

[@xazax2641]

lol

[@sauercrowder]

Why go to Pound Town when could be in Euro Zone

[@adrianbaker9451]

The pounds no their currency!

[@jayzee8996]

Bet they drive a few hard bargains there

[@jukeboxfandango]

See, Limmy wasn't reading between the lines on the cat food one. Just imagine you're a clerk at a short staffed Family Dollar in Wyoming. You just got back from taking a break smoking weed by the front doors and now you're swamped with job applications from people who just got their own place on the poor side of town when this person calls up and asks, "can you tell me what the price is for a can of Fancy Feast?" You think they're going to stop there? I'm too stoned to tally up your grocery list Michele, and that Jessica girl by the register is taking too long to pay so I may have to call the cops.

[@DrPeculiar312]

Well done

[@42burnside42]

this was an amazing stream, been hoping it would show up on KZbin. Can't believe he reads out the review from Fred Garrity at 6:20 and doesn't clock the name!

[@jag1392]

the auld boy is losing it

[@Ceej_MM]

Get Freddy on

[@Spitznock]

You know you're in a certain spot in your life when you're taking the time to leave a review for a Family Dollar store.

[@mmaswitchstance]

Every day I close my eyes and thank God that I don't live in suburban America

[@sauercrowder]

Cheyenne WY is not exactly the burbs lol. This is quintessential Middle America, where the majority of us do not live. It's the least populous state in the union. But yeah it's pretty bleak

[@sauercrowder]

Jackson Hole and Yellowstone though

[@greatstag]

Well, you sound daft, Cheyanne isn't suburban america. Not even close.

[@mmaswitchstance]

@@greatstag Cheyenne is the state capital of Wyoming - ergo Cheyenne is a city. This family dollar is located in a suburb of cheyenne - I.e suburban America

[@greatstag]

@@mmaswitchstance Cheyenne is a rural city, not Suburban. Clown

[@oddunb6190]

I’d love to see the peoples reactions to a Scottish loon reviewing their reviews

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I went down a similar rabbit hole with Google reviews. You come across some amazing reviews.

[@Spero_Hawk]

If you ever want to lose hope in humanity, look no further.

[@grantm902]

I can't remember if it was Asda or something but there was actually an orange flavoured chocolate milkshake briefly cutting about one UK supermarket years ago. They called it "limited edition" because "blatant factory defect" didn't have the same ring to it.

[@ManWalksDogs]

Can I get a Robert Maes "poor people store on the poor people side of town" local guide blahem, please.

[@jackbennett2269]

Probably a few thousand of these in the area from east washington all the way to the "midwest"

[@lemagreengreen]

Reading Google reviews in current year is a bit like reading those old Yahoo! Answers posts back in the olden times

[@cteixeirax]

2:35 that exists. it's called orange julius.

[@madamecaboose5431]

I'm trying to find the original clip on the stream to watch the next part, but I can't find it anywhere :( Love this clip tho, great job! Edit: Nevermind I'm dumb the clip is right here starting around 2:52:12: kzbin.info/www/bejne/m2W2gKWKg6h5nKM

[@42burnside42]

YESSSSSS thank you!🎖

[@lesblack8996]

They're lucky having Family Dollar, that's only 81p. Poundland are ripping us off 😩

[@NewArchipelago]

Yes but everything is that bit much nicer so it all evens out

[@kerra0096]

Can't believe you didn't check out the Red Ruff Inn dog Hotel 😂😂😂

[@fischerbasham678]

We actually do have milk orange juice in america, its called Orange Julius haha

[@ingylu]

ooh so that's what that is! i heard it in a song once

[@fischerbasham678]

@@ingylu its really good, you should try it if you go to Dairy Queen in the US

[@nkenchington6575]

"The malls are the soon to be ghost towns So long, farewell, good-bye"

[@orfeo793]

RIP Jeremiah Green :(

[@kiteracer95]

A town so deprived, even Limmy can look down on their literacy level

[@TheSparrowLooksUp]

All I know is Robert Maes has some explaining to do.

[@mr.a8315]

4:04 to 4.25 Lmao. Sometimes people type up the review while they are still pissed off, fast angry typing. And sometimes auto correct is Havana laugh. Cartagena.

[@DaveTerrasidio]

“No income tax; no VAT; no money back; no guarantee…”

[@carlhartwell7978]

'... -rich or- poor...' I'll leave it there!

[@budbin]

Anarchocapitalist dream

[@animateangus]

When you find out Fred Garrity is the lead singer from Freddie and the Dreamers…

[@DanielEllis__]

Limmy is a poor person's streamer on the poor side of twitch.

[@AdrianMendoza23]

How dare you

[@InfernalPasquale]

That is the worst spelling and grammar I have ever seen in a Google reviews section

[@OrionHartwick]

Remember to havana a good day guys.

[@horizon92lee]

9:03 lol

[@Comedy-xo1xp]

Shopper: "How much is your cat food?" Family Dollar Store: "I'm sorry, I can't give that information over the phone." Shopper: "Your Dollar Store ... it doesn't make any cents."

[@LuminousAnima]

Good stuff

[@jdlamb4212]

This is Wyoming so the these are actually buffalo

[@susiehenders]

I use peach to text all the time, wax fire, no problem.

[@agaricsun]

It's the new style of writing. They think its cool an de gan

[@PresidentHotdog]

Who the fuck calls a shop to ask the price of cat food? So they'd be on the phone to this timewaster, putting them on hold while you go to the shelves to check, knowing she might not even buy it. Hang up, because you have actual customers in the shop.

[@acksawblack]

Most likely old people, also not that much of a hassle to price check one item. Worked in supermarkets when younger and not exactly a Labour to check prices for someone.

[@PresidentHotdog]

@@acksawblack You should prioritise customers in the shop over random callers. All the shops I worked in as a kid were too busy to bother with nonsense like that. Awesome avatar. That used to be my wallpaper.

[@darkchaser25]

i'll havana for a dollar!

[@anvilbrunner.2013]

A braw bricht moonligt nicht D' nicht . Ken ?

[@nietzchepreacher9477]

this vid ended right as it was getting good bad editing 2 stars

[@42burnside42]

We absolutely need the deep dive into the life of Robert Maes that comes immediately after this clip

[@richardhunter132]

you should do little dramatisations of these reviews

[@LMarti13]

Limmy's strong prescriptivist tendencies are a blight on his character

[@seankelly378]

He's a cunning linguist can u blame him

[@mendelovitch]

I think it is one of his best character traits.

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

Are ya Havana bad time, mate?

[@chunkymilk]

thanks for the sub.

[@RadeyRads]

VILE TROLL

[@secondbestpriest]

Who?

[@GB-bk1nv]

Once you move away from the coasts, visiting the US is like visiting a third world country.

[@handthing9709]

You must have lived a cushiony life if you think that LOL! Imagine living in a third world country and seeing someone say this

[@ShaCaro]

​@@handthing9709 despite your persistent defense of the country in these comments, the US is in fact a dystopian third world country.

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

@@ShaCaro It's a third world paradise thank you very much

[@darz_k.]

This is ridiculous. People should be re-reading their reviews AND comments, and checking them for spelling mistakes. It's really gotten bad recently.