Google Translate Sings ABBA

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[@twistedtranslations]

Who did it better, me or Jimmy Fallon? ;) AYEE the best thing you can do when the originals come out is to listen and share, but if you want to go the extra mile you can do so here!! patreon.com/malinda

[@-skylerlacy-2039]

Malinda Kathleen Reese you.

[@theblockwizard_8737]

You!!

[@maidaawil6377]

You you’re the best

[@kairobokbok]

yeet

[@matthewpiercy1964]

You

[@LynMusic]

"It's fine. Depression and dance." Me.

[@lowwfeh]

We need that in a shirt

[@SnorkieL]

Hey, me too!

[@Future_Pheonix]

That one was great 😂😂😂👌

[@quinn9037]

I read that just as they said it lol

[@kaded_cat]

Yes

[@MariaEduarda-nv5fl]

"It's fine. Depression and dance." this is literally ABBA

[@isadoramasierodossantos]

né

[@rebecasaboia9]

@@isadoramasierodossantosolha as br

[@luanunes14]

Yes

[@plerpplerp5599]

Yep. 🤣

[@janusinitiative3520]

That's the summary yes

[@HattieMcDanielonaMoon]

Mamma Mia became a divorce song real quick.

[@DaveLH]

So if we ran "Knowing Me, Knowing You" through GT, would it become a sentimental love song?

[@0isay]

Swedish can do that.

[@thethirdbesthufflepuff9056]

DaveLH heheheheh 😂

[@warjikin]

One of them found religion.

[@nikonijn]

I GET THE HOUSE

[@AdmiralBison]

The bee = "dancing queen" I think bees communicate by dancing so this could make sense.

[@GumSkyloard]

Also, Queen bees.

[@L1NC0LN_EDITSS]

Coreect

[@AdmiralBison]

@Jolene Ju Yin Cheah I don't know. Maybe google thought it was about bees. LOL

[@PolevayaMysh]

@Jolene Ju Yin Cheah I think the most weird leaps happen when there are homonyms involved. Sometimes words are completely unrelated but happen to have the same spelling (like "a bow" as a weapon, "a bow" as a decorative element and "a bow" as a greeting gesture). Google Translate probably chooses the wrong meaning and passes it further into the next translation.

[@iangreer4585]

*Gets Waggle Dance PTSD*

[@cadebowman4582]

*depression and **_dance_* me at every party

[@andysquarantine]

_it's fine_

[@schackowski9091]

me too

[@saritab28]

SAME

[@MrWereWolfGirl]

me every day

[@Bols847]

fresh and tasty hola queen, you can not do it

[@izeckeamn5570]

"He was wrong with the lord because he had faith in him" Cut to really confused piano player

[@robinchesterfield42]

I love how just...apprehensive that character was the whole time. XD

[@Ziploc530]

Singing that with a straight face though 🤣

[@DoctorTex]

Singing girl: I will never kill you! Piano player: Well that's comforting.

[@cosminandreimatei756]

" I love this DVD" Also zoom in on the confused singer

[@pumpkin2986]

"My, my, how can I resist you? --> "Did Bessie die this summer?" .... how.... how did that happen?!

[@DaveLH]

Just wondering -- Is it Bessie's body we found in the middle of 'F'...? (See: GTS "The Middle")

[@juliannerobichaud1294]

I have NO IDEA

[@elechronic]

@@DaveLH Or is it gingers body, or perhaps the body of the person that couldn't find pasta, or the person that pie while dying, maybe america

[@BrianSamThomas]

I don’t know if you intentionally did that... but I sang the “how... how did that happen?!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@mask938]

Forget about that! Is Bessie ok?

[@bradleyeverest6220]

It’s a little known fact that the dancing queen is a depressed 70 year old hula queen. Did you know that? You do now

[@blankedeye1451]

Fresh and tasty...

[@happykitty1238]

Blanked Eye did she make mosquitos in the tomb though? 🤔

[@juliannerobichaud1294]

Yeah, not many know this

[@adorbsxeden]

She is having her last death party

[@kitkatgirl27]

I mean she probably is 70 now (or close to it) if she was 17 in the 70s xD

[@caledonut8899]

*To this day nobody knows if bessie died that summer*

[@oisincasey3710]

Caledonia Pieroni *mystery music🧐* 🤣😂🤣

[@queenofunderland]

I don't know who Bessie is. :(

[@elizabethscott7904]

I have a friend called Bessie 🤣🤣🤣 I'll ask her

[@queenofunderland]

@@elizabethscott7904 when she died, then u can answer right now about it.

[@statichead6977]

I would’ve liked, but it was at 400 likes. No way I could’ve messed up that! I mean... I guess I should’ve...

[@andysquarantine]

Oh, I didn't know the Hula Queen was only seventy years old! She is quite young, movin' those hips like she is still 69

[@jennas8]

Broken Unicorn omg 😂😂😂

[@twistedtranslations]

Broken Unicorn she’s still got it!

[@andysquarantine]

bruh this made my day

[@jjjjjj402]

Broken Unicorn She also makes mosquitoes in the tomb

[@sadrackfav]

Bob Herald She gets help in making the mosquitoes from the BEEEEEE. Bessie also was her assistant, but she died this summer.

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

*mouthed* "HELP ME!" My thoughts as I try, and miserably fail, to keep the tears out of my eyes and keep my laughter at bay! I don't remember the last time I laughed this much ❤️❤️❤️

[@KoopaKid660]

Hi

[@TheRetroShepherd]

Give Me Freedom: Song about human trafficking Mother Mary: Song about divorced housewives talking about neighborhood gossip Hula Queen: Song about dying of old age

[@happybalaga4716]

This'll be a better musical than mamma mia i swear

[@ravenlebean361]

@@happybalaga4716 Indeed

[@DaSpringBunny]

@@happybalaga4716 lol

[@Ziploc530]

Lmao

[@pokemon-fireevee]

It so true.

[@Ethan00130]

*HONEY I’M FOR SALE*

[@katherineperrin4817]

GIVE ME FREEDOM

[@pedrodomingos3438]

This is my baby's request

[@koolkitty108]

Maybe she said that because her husband is *just like every other man in the world...*

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Give me freedom.

[@hannahferguson6743]

GIVE ME FREEDOM

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

We NEED a seventy year old queen of Hula.

[@thythegamer4244]

KZbin University YES nd we need more grandma malinda XD XD

[@Spyrika]

Fresh and ta- ... I'm sorry I was gonna, but I can't lol

[@bloemundude]

Yeah. She'd be a really hip replacement. ;)

[@ravenliz]

"HULA QUEEEEEEN FRESH AND TASTY ONLY SEVENTYYYYYYY" My favourite part in any of the Google Translate Sings videos 😂

[@goeleappermont3146]

Hahaha my name is pronounced like "Hula" I was so confused at that part😂😂

[@lunahetfield]

CrazyBrowny3MT my god hula queen is very old! XD and shes tasty too

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa5378]

Theeeeeeeee beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@williamwright4813]

But, but... G R A D U A L L Y W A T E R M E L O N...

[@Secret_Moon]

I lost it at that

[@dx9s]

Am I the only one that completely lost it at the "Irish Music" part? (HILARIOUS!) ... Recovering and composed this comment a day later!

[@jasonmtolela5261]

nope

[@jasonmtolela5261]

i did the Hootenanny when that came up

[@ceski3255]

It was pretty funny. :>

[@usernamehere8180]

Very funny lads 🇮🇪

[@japanpanda2179]

Irish music inevitably makes me think Enya

[@tiger4thewin]

“He was wrong with the Lord because he had faith in him” “Mother Mary” “Hundreds of mammals show up again” Google Translate seems to think Mamma Mia is a part of the Bible 🤔

[@takskalduhave1]

tiger4thewin was about to comment the same thing

[@andrewunjo158]

Either that or ABBA is a religion!

[@theclodofclods]

You mean it isn't already!?

[@kerserzthescientist8899]

"Thou shalt own a Sass Pass" should be one of the Ten Commandments.

[@misseli1]

Victor Sosa/SuperSmashCrabRawl Oh wow, I did not know this

[@aaa-on1kk]

Mamma Mia! Here Google Translate Goes Again!

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

"I'll never kill you." "That's comforting." 😂

[@The_Saatik]

Lauren Brown It's "i'll never kill you", not just "I will not kill you"

[@silverstarlightproductions1292]

Julia F Thanks. My mistake.

[@Elizabeth-il5ps]

I was literally thinking "well that's comforting" and then she said it

[@robinchesterfield42]

...that's what TVTropes would call a suspiciously specific denial... ("Wait, what--were you ORIGINALLY planning to kill me?!" XD)

[@confusioneternelle]

“Do you have time to live?“ Google got really philosophical here

[@CoreysReviews]

Anyone else want Malinda to do a 'Google Translate Sings Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up'? That would officially become my new way of Rick Rolling people.

[@epsilonjay4123]

Yes.

[@kevins894]

That would be awesome

[@josie5165]

Yasssss!

[@jacobmartin7481]

Triple YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BrunoBomb13]

We, as a young people, we don't know what we want. But this, this is all everyone really wanted and never knew.

[@starport5551]

“He was wrong with The Lord because he had faith in him.” Me: 🤔

[@JachAnen]

Probably Abraham trying to kill his son on God's request. Can't trust the guy in the sky

[@GenderWoman666]

I'm gonna to buy Tshirt with this phrase XDDD

[@LSLuikart]

@@JachAnen You should look up the end of the story...

[@JachAnen]

@@LSLuikart I'm kind of referencing the end of it as well, if you look at the context. Because he had faith in God he was willing to do something on God's request, that God didn't actually want him to do. Looking beyond the text of that story and trying to connect it to that sentence, God could have been let down by Abraham being willing to do it, or Abraham could have been mad at God for putting him in that position. I mean, if you look at the story realistically, both parties was not happy about the how that story went.

[@pryvremena]

😱Google Translate reveales a hidden satanic message

[@shefaf]

I'm stupid Try to prove that -google translate I mean, you kinda just gave the proof, but ok. I'll do my best😂 (thank you google for that confermation though)

[@feiradragon7915]

Maybe GT was having a conversation and sassed whoever the other person was by quoting them then saying "Try to prove that"?

[@Duraludon884]

"I'm a little stupid" -GTS The Middle by Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey There's your proof.

[@lloolloo4238]

"Honey, I'm for sale" "Give me freedom" Detroit: become human in a nutshell

[@soukscriedhere]

THIS ALMOST KILLED ME ASFLDJSKFK

[@cScottD]

The premise is hilarious, but it wouldn’t work nearly as well if you weren’t also so musically adept. The songs are performed so flawlessly that it makes the badly-translated lyrics even funnier. That, along with your reactions to the bizarre things you’re singing, really sell the joke.

[@Anvil1137]

Yup.

[@maxximumb]

ABBAsolutely brilliant.

[@07kamichamakarin]

Maxx B Just like your comment! 👌👌

[@emilyfolsom899]

Joke stealer!!!

[@gaybowlofcereal]

Ian Lowe nahhhhhhhhhhh

[@sadrackfav]

OOOOH, THE PUNS! Jk

[@__-zo6bu]

Maxx B that’s a tribute band in Mallorca

[@cadebowman4582]

BESSIE NO!!!!

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

#RIPBESSIE

[@bessieburnet9816]

I'm sorry

[@alvaessner5769]

Cade Bowman my cat is named bessie lol

[@nikitasfantasies6658]

Alva So did she die this summer?

[@alvaessner5769]

Heiders Oma nah but she was gone a whole day so we kinda thought she was dead

[@AK-jt7kh]

“I’m stupid...try to prove that” Legendary line

[@salemstowaway7927]

"I love this DVD" Google Translate just paid a compliment to Mamma Mia in its translations... I love it.

[@jdfkalfd]

I completely expected a Mamma Mia DVD to pop up and it didn't...

[@GenderWoman666]

Tell me not self-aware. It's not translating, it's a regular TALK XDDD

[@VoyageOne1]

(cough cough) Muriel's Wedding

[@kitkatgirl27]

@@jdfkalfd 4 years later and same lol

[@Smonnum]

Hula Queen Fresh and tasty! Only Seventy!! 😂 I'm dying here..

[@jemimawebster3905]

oh yes

[@sebziez]

Smonnum Who wouldnt Tap that XD

[@SRF_Productions]

"ThIS iS mY BAbiEs REqESt" Me: **dies suffocating on hot chocolate**

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

NO! RIP @Lionfang!!!!!

[@CrzzyCat]

Still dead, bud? XD

[@SRF_Productions]

@@CrzzyCat lmfao surprisingly no XD

[@SRF_Productions]

Holy giblets 165 likes????

[@erviatangerine5108]

"Do you have time to live?" damn... that's deep

[@safortuga]

#RIPBessy XD awesome Malinda, as always 💜 Ps: i need a tshirt that says *SASS PASS* please Malinda do it for us-

[@sadrackfav]

Leuri Trash #SassPass

[@aphroditeinamerica7242]

TO be honest we don't know if Bessie died this Summer (1:55)

[@davincent98]

Mulan lost her 🏇?

[@DennisBillington]

Bessy was a good dairy cow!

[@Mental_Warlock]

sus

[@shanenanigans27]

I have an awesome story of these songs: (Take A Chance On Me) Mary was pregnant with her first child, she was kidnapped. Her kidnapped planned on selling her to get money. She couldn't figure out a way to get out, nor her kidnapper, she only knew how their eyebrows looked. Eventually she makes it to their computer to go on the internet for the first time since she was kidnapped. She messages her husband, "Honey, I'm for sale. Give me freedom. (This is my baby's request.)" (Mamma Mia) Years later, Mary is now a mother of a few kids. She and her husband had a fight, she thought that he was wrong with the Lord because he had too much faith in him. To get rid of her stress, she listened to her favorite DVD that she loved. But the fights continued. Now they were fighting about who the house will stay with if they were to divorce. Mary wants the house's ownership, but she doesn't know how to create a business force. The fighting made her want to get a divorce, and she realized that no one is her heart now. But she didn't because she forgot the rules about how to divorce. Her children bought her a gift to cheer her up. But then she learned her mother Bessie died this summer. (#RIPBessie) At Bessie's funeral, hundreds of mammals showed up again, (Bessie was a zoologist.) Mary's daughter begins sassing her, but passes it off as her becoming a teenager. (#SassPass) She wonders how she did she do that to her mother when she was a teenager. She begins to get allergies to the color blue, which makes her feel very tense. She learns that her daughter is now dating and she asks her why? She gets angry about how her kids use the internet all the time and let's them know that she's not the Wi-Fi eye! Her daughter gets scared but she comforts her and tells her that she will never kill her. (Dancing Queen) Mary is now 70 years old. In her retirement, she tried to make candles, but it was too painful. She sees on the news that the EU wants to go. Luckily, Mary plays well with groups, so she asks people if they have a hut, or if they are a statue. Later, she learns that her granddaughter Pesica is transgender and is transitioning to male. To comfort her, she tells her grandchild that these days, everyone can be a man, it just requires one boy and moisture, and the transition will be great! Later, her husband dies. At his funeral, they play Irish music, and Mary says it's fine. People at the funeral dance to the music depressingly. Mary receives a consolidation opportunity to go to Hawaii with her family and become the Hula Queen! She hopes people will think that she's fresh and tasty now and maybe she'll get a new husband her while she's only 70. She decided that when she dies, she wants mosquitoes to be made in her tomb. Later, at a pool in Hawaii, she wants to try diving from the high diving board. Her family tells her she can't do it because she's old, but she thinks she can dive. She ends up injuring herself badly and is taken to the hospital and her family asks her if she even has time to live now. As she sits in the hospital, she looks out the window to the field, and sees a bee. The end.

[@Josake.]

This is so accurate though

[@monkeybluecheese]

Omg I loooove this story. :P

[@shanenanigans27]

MonkeyblueCheese Thx

[@nabielw]

Wow, beautiful.

[@jakubk-ski9599]

Hawaii he he he

[@mockingbirdmockingjay8910]

1:34 "I do not know how to make a business force" It's simple! just build a snowman corporation!

[@tachi6000]

So ABBA in reality sang about slave trade, Christianity, and the European Union?

[@thythegamer4244]

Tachi XD XD

[@synflwr]

That's exactly what I was thinking, modern slavery.

[@noooddle]

Well, yeah. Everybody knows that.

[@anemoia3154]

I watched Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again yesterday, oh my GOD this killed me. Rest in peace Bessie by the way, sorely missed :(

[@erikklaphake129]

Was the movie good? I want to see it soon. 😊

[@bessieburnet9816]

Thanks for missing me.

[@em1662]

I saw it too!!!

[@syfy666]

Jaden Vlogs yes it is

[@jocelynnatelynfanaccount4703]

nO SPOILERS

[@aimeeblondel4594]

"depression and dance" : *MOOD*

[@pvf6996]

Me: "Sorry, I'm just not interested in you, mainly because of your cheeky attitude, and your clapback responses." Me, an intellectual: *"SASS, PASS"*

[@godanri]

Each like is a flower for Bessie #RIPBessie

[@bessieburnet9816]

HenRadio Thanks for the flowes

[@Elena_T2001]

*Only seventy😂😂😂*

[@nimthegoodra8130]

Eh thats not too old! Pretty young in fact! XD

[@jamesslick4790]

Gahd dammint! In Myyyy Dayy......Where's my Victrola...... We did'nt even HAVE any.... Oh Well, I forget! Something about a war I might have been in (I think) or going up hill both ways to school (or the farm) as that was the Styyyle in those days!.., GET OF MY LAWN...Oh, and those 70 year old young 'uns are pretty HOT, Just sayin'

[@Tomsonic41]

Seems like the Hula Queen really let herself go this time...

[@isabelfreeman2702]

Remember she IS only seventy

[@danaondrackova3431]

my coworker played "dancing queen" on his phone and all I sang was "hula queeeeen fresh and tasty only seventyyyy-ohboi!"

[@sierrahale804]

XD

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

"I will never kill you." Are you sure Malinda? Cause I am dying from laughter. XD

[@lydiaboyle4158]

Do you have time to live?

[@flatbreadjk]

100th like

[@sadrackfav]

You obviously didn’t follow her instructions on her how NOT to die of laughter video.

[@heatherjohnson6699]

Malinda has a video to help that: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fmfCapuFhrR-sLM

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

@@sadrackfav Any resistance is futile around Malinda.

[@SurabhiDuttaSurudta]

The music of this video and your voice just actually gave me freedom😍

[@andysquarantine]

Excuse me, are you on sale too?

[@SurabhiDuttaSurudta]

Broken Unicorn TF! 😂😂

[@andysquarantine]

I don't know, you said you just got freedom, and I thought that only people on sale get it i dont know xD

[@SurabhiDuttaSurudta]

Broken Unicorn 😂 I got the joke. Not thaaaat stupid. 1:01 😂😂

[@andysquarantine]

god this comment is GOLD 😂😂

[@ItsIdaho]

*He was wrong with the Lord because he had Faith in him* Thats not how it works.

[@alexanderdewolfe8461]

Are you sure? When was the last time we had the seventy year old Hula king dancing around at the Lord?

[@ingvildkvakestad]

Idaho yeah I agree

[@davincent98]

Oh, really, you're cold?

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Google translate is going through somethings

[@hugtrain9304]

"if you need me, let me be" *REJECTION 100*

[@mysticlucario3947]

I love how genuinely happy she looks when she's singing Dancing Queen.

[@benjaminkramer6874]

I know, right? She looks like she's having an absolute blast with those dance moves, especially at the end!

[@robbymounce5764]

And then **DePrEsSiOn AnD dAnCe** ………….. lol

[@thepuppetmastergaming1985]

*"Mother Mary, there is a gift, did Bessie die this summer **#ripBessie**"* 1:52 😂😂😂

[@MultiSteveB]

F

[@driesbaelen2221]

F

[@Star-ou5gq]

Rip

[@DaSpringBunny]

F

[@sittiyarrianneibanez1210]

F

[@user-fl4io4fd2s]

“Hula queen fresh and tasty only seventy”

[@GenderWoman666]

Gerontophilia XD

[@melisa-jn9de]

Lmfao

[@wolfheart8604]

"Looking out for a place to go" "The EU wants to go" HMMMMMMMMMMM Google Translate STRIKES AGAIN!

[@phoenixtimney6524]

and now england is still not out of he EU will we go in 2020 no one knows

[@katz-burning-all-of-my-bri7939]

In 2020, still in the dam EU cos of the dam COVID 19

[@cosminandreimatei756]

@@phoenixtimney6524 it's a transition period until the New year's Eve After that period, bye bye UK from EU

[@danielf.7151]

I once read a joke that it would have been easier for every other country to leave the EU and then form a new Union without Britian.

[@DaSpringBunny]

@@cosminandreimatei756 lol bye then

[@opinionofmine3238]

"Everyone can be a man" How progressive! :P

[@darthplagueis13]

Kinda reminds me of life of Brian with that one dude fighting for his right to become pregnant....

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa5378]

😂It IS very progressive

[@AdamG1983]

"There are FOUR, FIVE, EVEN SIX GENDERS!"

[@Ethan-en2ij]

AdamG1983 Apparently there are 72 now

[@ramonalavigne5508]

@@darthplagueis13 "But where will the fetus gestate!? Are you going to keep it in a box!?" lol

[@Cello_Christo]

Take a Chance on Me = Give Me Freedom Mamma Mia = Mother Mary Dancing Queen = Hula Queen P/s : RIP Bessie. :'(

[@typicalfunnymatija2990]

Sass pass

[@frosty5443]

This story is simply heartbreaking and beautiful. Our protagonist - Mother Mary, was in a toxic relationship with her boyfriend/husband, who kept her against her will. Then he wanted to sell her but luckily she managed to escape from him. She had selfdoubts about being stupid. Later she accused her ex husband of being an insane God believer so she wanted a divorce. They were dividing their things - Mary loved this DVD and kept it along with the house. But she was a bit sad (No one is in my heart) and all that time being a slave drove her to depression. As well her's friend Bessie's death. (she is also alergic and dislikes blue color.) She tried many ways to be normal; politician at EU, candle maker, being a statue etc. So she ended up at the party, dancing with Hula Queen to Irish music, still being depressed... and then the bee appeared. I'm trying not to cry. Poor Mother Mary. Wait, mother? She has kids???

[@alyseclaire]

Frosty 😂 This is hilarious!

[@frosty5443]

Thx! ^^ I always like to create story based on translated Malinda's songs XD

[@koharaisevo3666]

The reason I'm reading the comment section is to find these stories

[@frosty5443]

So i should write them more often :D

[@Facelessheep]

Frosty this made me laugh more then the video did and thats saying something😂

[@Nekromant05]

„Candles are very painful“ - So that‘s why she was so in pain when singing „I have a candle in My shoe“ in the „Google Translate sings - Memory“. 🙃

[@umasvlogsanddisabilityreso9377]

And why lumiere was burning and elsa’s mother’s spirit sang about fire

[@olive6634]

GUYS ITS MY NEW DANCE GROUP *Depression and Dance*

[@laurenmcleod7055]

North _XOXO omfg we just went there. Is it free because I will fly to America from London just to do it every week

[@jenrrr]

North _XOXO can I join?

[@nitsannachtom6660]

there actually are dances of dippretion... i learnd one of this kind few years ago. I was told that because of it's nature, this dance is forbiden in some places, as considered to bring bad luck. however, i found this dippretion dance brings freedom to my spirit (sorry if my writing is not so good...)

[@mysticalcatnip221]

"DEPRESSION AND DANCE" my life. should be the name of my book lol

[@jeremycoleman2736]

You did it way better than Jimmy Fallon.

[@panickingdiscoballs2796]

Jeremy Coleman because she is the original creator of Google translate songs

[@ally2765]

Jimmy Fallon is a Malinda wannabe

[@animalsandiphones]

I AGREEE TOOOOOOOOO

[@psmithphil]

The only thing wrong with this video is that it ended too soon! Thank you for sharing your great talent!

[@c-line6294]

#RIPBessie

[@ghostgirl7089]

Ive been a fan of ABBA for so long, so seeing this after seeing the 2nd mamma mia again, its just so funny, and its re-ignited my love for ABBA! :3

[@tilltillsworld1272]

Same

[@wolfdiamonds5582]

How dare you be the same as me?

[@fishblanket12]

the second mamma mia is my film of the year. i still ship donna and her first intrest tho. the other 2 dudes can jump off a microwave >:c

[@AlexeBriand2002]

Gαcнα Iѕα yup Donna and Sam

[@omenasoosi4137]

*Everyone can be a man*

[@AlexWolpers]

Really love the sudden lgbtq+ vibe :D

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Oh woman, look at the field.

[@namelessnavnls8060]

"Hundreds of mammals show up again." **Bird noises**

[@pondboy3682]

See what happens when they get a sass pass?

[@willowphoenix5926]

Yeah I noticed that too...

[@AndytheUltimate1]

I'd buy a shirt that said "Depression and Dance"

[@genuineinterest]

AndiTheUltimate Depression and Dance is a whole ass mood on its own... I support this

[@DaveLH]

I've got this mental image of a parody of "Saturday Night Fever" with Marvin from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" as John Travolta. 😂

[@Fuchsschwester]

@@DaveLH Thanks for sharing. Now, how will I ever get that out of my head 🤯?

[@mallikamajumdar8763]

Today's lesson from Google Translate: 1. Blue is very tense. 2. Candles are very painful. 3. You cannot do it. 4. You can dive.

[@orangesfortropicana4585]

And a bee

[@biiianciii888]

Everyone can be a man

[@adamkratos9323]

5. Bee

[@BigRockyGaming]

Well this video taught me that Malinda is absolutely totally and in all other ways amazing.

[@mayrab-fly7538]

THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@pravijarajesh]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@runetide]

NO NOT THE BEE

[@seanhamway100]

Ya like Jazz?

[@artur6580]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEĘEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEE

[@ivanllopis5882]

"Why are you dating? :/" You know, I sometimes I ask myself the same thing.

[@godanri]

My new pick-up line: "I will never kill you!" With some Irish music... It's fine.

[@yuenne1350]

Translate some of the most hated songs, maybe it turns out better?❤👀

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

I am sure you are giving suggestions cause these songs here are great. :D

[@spottydog7143]

As a Brit, I found the EU wants to go bit funnier than I should. ... We're laughing in the face of pain at this point.

[@martinhepworth8771]

I was singing this in a karaoke bar but midway through the song I had a complete brain fart and in my panic to keep going I actually started singing this. Needless to say the whole place was wetting themselves with laughter XD

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

If only I had the courage to do that

[@Kailee_B]

tbh I don’t know the real lyrics to Havana but I do know the google translated one by heart

[@ebony721]

​@@Kailee_BHawaii-he-he-he-he, my whole heart in Hawaii-he-he-he-he..

[@wyntertheicewyvern6226]

​@@ebony721Hawaii he he he

[@umalazoff5905]

​@@Kailee_Bmy only heart is in Hawaii he he he

[@kohemus]

"Hundreds of mammals, show up again" *puts bird sounds in*

[@sofiaisgar7699]

Why though? Birds aren't mammals.

[@EskChan19]

Maybe it's a rare mammallian bird. Like... a weird reverse platypus. Did you know that the platypus is the only mammalian to lay eggs?

[@theycallmecryptooo]

Birbs aren’t mammals

[@The-ft9zv]

It's a dolphin I thought

[@shjobbi]

HUUULAAA QUEEEEN FRESH AND TASTY ONLY SEEEVEEENTYYYYY I LOVE YOU MALINDA ❤️❤️❤️

[@aschei5572]

Doctor: You have 4:19 mins to live *Watches almost near end* You: do you have time to livee~ Me: no.

[@pravijarajesh]

Underrated

[@DaveLH]

"Depression and dance" = Me at the high school prom.

[@unchaineddefender]

Take a chance on me: Mary who is suffering from parent abuse and has a child is practically begging to be proposed to by her boyfriend so she can move in with him and is unfamiliar with the Internet she wants to be set free from her parents when he finally proposes to her a year later things start to go wrong... Mary's has extremely attractive eyebrows and finds out she's not happy with her husband so she try's to sell herself one person calls her stupid so she tells them to prove it (I feel ya Mary) Her child also dislikes the father so they are asking for freedom as well. Mamma Mia: A year later Mary's husband has faith in who he thinks is the lord but isn't. Mary try's to take her mind off of her husband abusing her with a dvd. Mary finally decides to divorce her husband and says she wants to keep the house but she doesn't know how to force him in business to give it to her. After she divorces him she realizes she doesn't love anyone. She then decides to sing to a flock and proves to be quite the rebel. Her child now at two years old is starting to call her mother and gives her a gift. But not to long later her best friend Bessie dies in the summer and a bunch of mammals show up for no reason. Her kid then sasses her and Mary passes it as the terrible twos as the sass gets worse she wonders how she ever passed it. Mary then finds out she has allergies and wears blue whenever she's tense. She then finds out that her ex has already started dating. Mary still doesn't trust the Internet and makes some crazy conspiracy about it. She's mad at someone who proved her theory wrong but says she won't kill them. Dancing queen: Mary now seventy years old is retired and try's to make candles but they are to painful. She really wants to move to Europe. Mary's grandchildren who hate her try's to sell her saying that she plays well with groups and they are selling her hut with her. The customer then freezes not knowing what to think the grandchildren ask sarcastically if try are a statue. They then be nice to a little boy named Pesica and say that he can be a man and buy their grandma. Mary who is depressed says it's fine with some Irish music and dances. Mary's grandkids are still talking to Pesica and say that he can be stronger. Pesica loses interest so they try to sell Mary to canibals and claim she's a hula queen and is fresh and tasty. They also say that she can kill all mosquitos they say that no one else can do it but they can dive. Mary's grandkids ask her if she even has time to live. But in the field there's a bee who buys Mary and treats her very well and helps her get over her depression and everyone lives happily ever after. Sorry I didn't want it to have a depressing ending

[@shanenanigans27]

Beautiful story. This should be a movie or novel. 10000000/10

[@sammortlokk]

This is amazing! Thank you

[@lu1189]

This.

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

The Mother Mary Trilogy

[@thythegamer4244]

Amazing book 10/10 will read again you need to make a book about this or movie XD !!!!

[@tripatripatripatri]

From “Hula queen/ you can not do it” to “Do you have the time to live?” In five seconds...How could this get so existentialist so fast??

[@lyra_v]

I swear your videos are actually why you were put on this earth...

[@thythegamer4244]

XDXDDXXDDXXD

[@bloodgutsandangelcake6079]

I turn seventeen in a week and a half and I was sitting here being excited about being the dancing queen like a damn fool! I should be looking forward to 53 years from now when I can be the HULA QUEEN!

[@douglasfreer]

Here's my version of what's being told in these songs: Take a Chance on Me: an uneducated woman was sold into slavery and her newborn child is requesting her freedom Mamma Mia: God doesn't want a faithful man to be part of his flock because he's abusive, overprotective of his child dating, has an obsession with mammals and is secretly a killer Dancing Queen: a 70 year old hula queen is giving out sage advice, gets depressed by Irish music and is hoping to give her words of wisdom before she dies

[@Josake.]

Short and to the point

[@ancientsolar2]

wifi eye agrees

[@vinx.9099]

i think god is pretty close to the actual fable.

[@Mademoiselle_Kissie]

"No one is in my heart", basically my life "Why are you dating", me to others "Hula Queen", that's gonna stuck in my head for a while

[@jskye._.9071]

"I have forgotten the rules" Thats me in PE

[@bessieburnet9816]

Julissa Quinones Saaaame

[@pinkcupcake90]

Same

[@koolkitty108]

or me during any math class which involves any sort of formula and long steps whatsoever.

[@user-hnjga8is1zr6u]

"Honey I'm for sale." The literal translation of "selling my soul" taken to the highest potential. I wonder which supermarket you're in discount today.

[@charlotteg.8858]

R.I.P Bessie (2018-This Summer) You will be missed by many, although we only heard about you from this video.

[@bessieburnet9816]

Charlotte George Thank you

[@sadrackfav]

She was the only holder of the sass pass, so her family doesn’t know who should get as she never wrote her will. Honestly, I think she was just given freedom after waiting for it all her life.

[@mashedup9582]

Dude even if the lyrics were soo funny and messed up you brought such a nostalgia in me god i love malinda

[@07kamichamakarin]

Hula Queen fresh and tasty, only seventy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fern_doc]

Billie Eilish fans listening to her music be like: 3:01

[@nuriocristino2888]

2:47 "Everyone can be a man" XD that line had me almost dying of laughter, good thing I followed the "How not to "die" watching a KZbin video" and finished my meal beforehand! In all seriousness, very progressive of google translate to include a trans-friendly message in there, thumbs up!

[@e.s.lavall9219]

Also great to see aromantic representation - "No-one is in my heart," and "Why are you dating?"

[@John_Weiss]

I was wondering if anyone was going to make this comment…

[@Future_Pheonix]

1:21 *confused keyboard* #SeventyIsTheNewSeventeen

[@katrisspriordeen1735]

RIP Bessie ?-2018 Gone but not forgotten (Thanks to Google translate)

[@bessieburnet9816]

Katriss Priordeen I was born on 2004

[@bessieburnet9816]

*One Hooman* My nickname is Bessie

[@Hanami63]

Those lyrics and comedy! I'm dead from laughing too hard and if Bessie watched this last summer, so did she. But seriously, your voice is amazing! I hope to see more stuff like this from you. It's great!

[@ryannn_lmao7319]

BESSIE WILL BE FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS

[@cornekeetels5293]

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS!

[@bri5033]

@@cornekeetels5293 😶

[@cornekeetels5293]

It's a quote from game of thrones, by the way

[@Lycan_Jedi]

Never forghetti...

[@MadSwedishGamer]

But no one is in my heart.

[@danieldavid3766]

2:47 No, you have to have a high water properly, all the capabilities of a large hurricane, all the strength of an angry campfire, and be mysterious as the dark long of the shoe.

[@pinkcupcake90]

EXACTLY!!!!

[@qutaibaabumatar6015]

LOL

[@kazemizu6284]

This took me a moment. Then it was hilarious. One of the best cookies for this beautiful person please, waiter

[@luukvandepasch7923]

I have no pants.

[@danieldavid3766]

Goodbye

[@A-D-D-F_Toxic]

0:29 I get the feeling that line is not going into the ridiculous collection of GTS lyrics I remember too well.

[@gugusse3110]

Along with that one from the mile-long line from I Like Shapes? Then yeah, same.

[@wimpywater]

I'm working on memorizing it

[@A-D-D-F_Toxic]

Nice. Good luck with that :D

[@renyer4429]

it's still better than the one from the christmas compilation "Saudi Arabian Monetary Agency, the roots of many of the trumpets sound and the value of tummies turkey"

[@wimpywater]

Ryan McArthur its in my memory

[@umasvlogsanddisabilityreso9377]

The bee is a wonderful hula queen that is fresh and tasty and “only seventy”😂

[@rebeliloz5894]

Google Translates Little Mix please!!! 💖

[@xotbirdox]

KeepingItREL omg please!!!!!

[@fabianspencer5611]

That would be cool.

[@MC-eq5mq]

If you do this, can you please do their song Hair?!

[@alicethompson8898]

KeepingItREL yesssss

[@about_to_leave_earth]

KeepingItREL I totally agree

[@firereview3052]

1:21, I swear I had that exact same expression when I heard "He was wrong with the Lord because he had faith in him."

[@nieznajomy4398]

So Mamma Mia is a song about divorce of two people for religious reasons (she thing Mother Mary is more important but guy most likely think Jesus is). She want to win house and sell it but she does not understand how real estate business work, but in the same time he move on and found someone else and because of this she is angry at him begins to adopt too many animals/mammals because of this although she is allergic to fur and wonders how she managed to end up like this but still promises not to kill him. ;)

[@lemurlover7975]

Nieznajomy43 hmm do you think she is a Catholic and he is a Protestant? I like how you understand the story. Catholic women can be very into Mother Mary but Protestant people don't really spend time praying to or through her or asking her to intervene in their spiritual life. So maybe she's saying You are wrong with the Lord because you have faith in him (Jesus) while she continues to pray to or through Mother Mary. I'm now an agnostic but I've spent time with Christians of all sorts trying to be one, trying to understand their beliefs. It's interesting to understand people, don't u think? Do you ever wonder what makes people tick? And ask to find out?

[@conlon4332]

3:12 Fresh and tasty: only seventy. (HAHAHAHA!) Fresh and tasty! Like food! Only seventy! Only???!