Google Translate Sings: "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

[@twistedtranslations]

Still asleep. Never woke up. Also GTS MERCH IS A THING!!! shopmalinda.com :D Y'all rock. What should I translate next?

[@kage3069]

Hello omg I love ur videos sooo much I'm freaking early

[@khia1418]

🗿

[@sophie_x0735]

Translator Fails can you translate you need to calm down by Taylor swift?? If you haven’t already done it! ❤️

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Please translate Me! by Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie! Or Cake by Melanie Martinez or American boy or maybe Conquerer by Estelle.

[@ee-sm8ey]

Aleyna Tilki's "Sen Olsan Bari" named song. >:3

[@nickcashin9500]

“We hope this makes sense” Google translate is trying their best.

[@allisonpopick6139]

Nick Cashin *gives Google Translate a ‘you tried’ sticker*

[@tylerhackner9731]

A for effort 😂

[@santerimyl]

ooooooh i doesn't

[@karsenloveskartoons]

affort

[@alexsmith4212]

Also Google Translate "I`m sorry its completely meaningless".

[@sofitariq326]

"I'm sorry it's completely meaningless" Google translate basically

[@cherrymoore6497]

Lol army ?

[@TheKashiraderKashiraHanazumu1]

“That does not exist” -Google Translate

[@codyjohnson6427]

At least the wine has arrived

[@alexxd2398]

We hope this makes sense

[@naomib3017]

"Hi, there is something wrong with you" also google translate

[@casjmere_5982]

"Oh, need to wake up" "Oh, you're still asleep" *my mom every single day*

[@justmelanie2362]

Yess

[@partyl7484]

You need to wake up for your drama, up for your drama, up for your drama club.

[@sofiarovezzi6535]

Cool

[@ity9066]

@@partyl7484?

[@partyl7484]

@@ity9066 Melanie Martinez

[@mcfronny]

"Yes honey that's funny, should we talk tea truck" is unironically a sick rhyme scheme

[@hiba_stxr]

Ikr

[@sanianaqvi3372]

omg YES

[@YellowSkarmory]

Dear, you killed a child **Standby Mode**

[@gerardolareu8415]

I want to serve the senate

[@fabianadomezaiz1955]

So true should be in a real song!

[@icecranberry2148]

"Be short" "Don't flirt with me" Exactly how us short women feel, lol.

[@feiradragon7915]

And ace/aro introverts.

[@icecranberry2148]

FeiraDragon YUP! (I consider myself an ambivert actually but I'm still shy considering love)

[@moonie6698]

“I want to get out of the house safely” Are your doors covered in barbed wires?

[@rachelsyrup]

I had a dream where the door to my house was a guillotine. 😅

[@notherelowkey_]

No, she has a *protective brother*

[@booklovingpoet5942]

@@rachelsyrup Dang that must have been horrible😱

[@rachelsyrup]

@@booklovingpoet5942 There was also the fact that all the interior doors were covered in blood and *moths???* and there were demons/monsters lurking behind each door that I had to defeat, but only one at a time, because if two doors were left open at the same time, it would release All The Demons. But yes, I'm pretty sure someone lost an arm while trying to escape.

[@booklovingpoet5942]

@@rachelsyrup Ok then...... That sounds terrifying. That's a while new level of nightmares that I never want to experience

[@thushaniravichandren9999]

"his body fits into my ducks" 1:15..... Hahahahaha... Im dead asf😂😂

[@snoproblem]

Oh, they nibbled him to death. What a way to go. "You wanna die by ducks? Because I could make that happen!" "It's a slow death."

[@envi.3901]

STANDBY MODE.

[@sharkie9975]

snoproblem woah slow down there satan

[@kimstarlinger9564]

So is he, apparently

[@lorenzoissheep7870]

😂😂😂

[@choco-chipkookies2697]

"Dear, you killed a child" "I'm my dad" "The wine has arrived" I'm convinced Google Translate has alchohol issues

[@Ottieinthewoods]

yes i think so too. :)

[@doginabox9621]

Oh so Google Translate killed a child, then to deal with the guilt they pretended to be their dad (maybe google translate is underaged???) and ordered wine.

[@alisonxavierlopes9219]

@@doginabox9621 google translate is 15 years old so....

[@doginabox9621]

@@alisonxavierlopes9219 ...

[@_.SpaghettiMuffins._]

Yup definitely

[@diadia5634]

Google: "Hi, there is something wrong with you" Me: I know...

[@flyingpig3334]

Media: “so what is the reasoning behind señorita?” Shawn and Camilla: “we want to serve the senate”

[@RyanKhieu]

To warn about the Vikings.

[@akhazane6922]

Not yet

[@shimley4600]

Omg!!!SOH TRUE

[@cutewippets7905]

@@akhazane6922 It's treason then

[@akhazane6922]

@@cutewippets7905 REEEEEE

[@luna_feles4165]

3:12 "we hope this makes sence" "oooh, it doesn't" Im dead 😂😂

[@tylerhackner9731]

Google translate is self aware

[@gustavoc901]

These lyrics are made up

[@kacpercicharski3431]

@@gustavoc901 funny joke.

[@flamethewingedfirefox1410]

It killed me too XD

[@neko_gurumi9921]

@@gustavoc901 yeah right -_-

[@RTmis157]

Well, the Viking is inside the Senate now, what is the next step?

[@Harutson]

Clearly "on no god. Oh I want to run away"... this checks out.

[@ric7053]

She predicted the future? 🤔

[@Zedrapazia]

That comment nearly killed me laughing xD

[@kennethfajardo9102]

@@ric7053 what the fuck kind of future are we in!?

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

Uh, not too sure, a bull in the senate?

[@xoelpr2349]

Need to wake up Oh you're still asleep This is what my alarm clock is thinking every single day

[@lizzyja3549]

Yeah same :)))

[@cade6536]

Nobody touch it it has 666 likes

[@ds9113]

It says 665 on the comment section and 668 when I click on it Explain

[@IWishICouldThinkOfAGoodHandle]

@@ds9113 You tube is drunk again

[@kappa_philosophe]

thank you for your comment it reminded me to put my alarm clock on

[@bessieburnet9816]

"Oh, you're still asleep" I'm ashamed to admit that is me in the mornings. 😅

[@beatricebeathyraneniute2298]

Same! 😂

[@christafranken9170]

I'm not. Not ashamed at all.

[@Ash-ow9ef]

“Yes, honey that’s funny! Should we talk? Tea truck Dear, you killed a child Standby Mode” Why yes because why not

[@Yarabatata]

When I saw this comment it was this part of the video 😂

[@karp_]

Im like number 340 ,^,

[@xavierhernandez5280]

@Spider Light yep, that's right, they even went into the details of how they ran over them with a tea truck.

[@fatimawyne5418]

It's surprising how well that part rhymed 🤣🤣🤣

[@csouki]

Best part "Yes, honey that's funny" "Should we talk, Tea truck" "Dear, you killed a child" "STANDBY MODE" o-O

[@v-girl5393]

That fits into my ducks! O~O

[@Misterskzter]

Agreed

[@trilobite3120]

ØπÖ

[@Libby_Lou]

“The wine you has arrived” Google translate has drinking issues

[@veromas436]

we already knew it silky whiskey

[@bobbycraig2583]

Dream of white wine

[@saltypyrotato]

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

[@carrianleung5323]

'thankyou Lord....'

[@linetliju7078]

😀😘

[@crunch5]

“I want to get out of the house safely” *DID GOOGLE TRANSLATE PREDICT THE FUTURE...?*

[@totoofbob5866]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@ZimLikesPastaAnimation]

IT DID OMGGG

[@lillybee_]

SF Snugbeatle A UHHH IT KEEPS ON DOING IT! I’m scared now

[@danafrazier830]

I Think So Lol

[@riggedred4790]

Guys we must remove Google Translate it's creepy. Petition to remove it

[@verashek1103]

"yes honey that's funny! should we talk? tea truck" probably an actual conversation somewhere in the world

[@emilstoqanov3270]

I am worried about the "Dear,you killed a child" part

[@booklovingpoet5942]

@@emilstoqanov3270 same lol

[@booklovingpoet5942]

I wonder if the child was norita.... Edit; thanks for all the likes 💓😁

[@kennydude11797]

Probably in England.

[@Priscabc]

/r/tinder

[@justcharli6862]

My teacher: Why are you laughing?! Me: nothing sorry My brain: call my name I'm my dad

[@poppyhunt7684]

Bro i saw this on the into the unknown one but idk if it was u

[@mohammadsaleh1998]

Dad call me hungry

[@_.SpaghettiMuffins._]

Friend: why are you laughing Me : no reason My brain : I gEuSS tHE viKiNg cAn bE veRy CloSe

[@manicbeyond]

Teacher: Why are you laughing Me: No reason. My brain: Ooh need to wake up, ooh you're still asleep. OMG WOULD YOU WAKE UP

[@ericboom1712]

The wine has arrived!

[@TheDriverEarist]

"Hope this makes sense?" Sorry bud not this time, not this time translate. *Pat's on shoulder*

[@Jayce8]

TheDriverEarist Pat get off their shoulder, we’ve talked about this! 😂

[@cat_goose9592]

Lowkey feel bad for google translate now

[@dylanfield7098]

I mean Viking and senate makes sense now

[@helenasvensson5220]

Maybe your application for the senate was rejected because you killed a child.

[@LeeHatake93]

Helena Svensson But the Senate executes that order

[@redshirtveteran5688]

*wonders when the fans of Star Wars prequel memes will find this video*

[@plohka1141]

Helena Svensson can I just tell you reading this before watching the video has made me very confused and scared

[@isabelmatias9938]

Tea truck

[@samanthae.1002]

no this is America so that can’t be it. I think they are all just Viking racist

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

"Oh do not touch the cat" -any museum,ever

[@yves_lover1]

Cλsian Ungur Russian????

[@marybroecker6887]

Does that line mean that I can't touch my cat? Cuz I wanna touch my cat.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8171]

Casian Ungur translate pls

[@lilcosmicbutterfly]

Please do not the cat

[@AightBroBet]

me when i try to focus on homework: **FOCUSED** my sister: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la my reaction: AAAAAAAAGH GET OUT OF HERE, THANK YOU

[@lara8975]

🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱

[@chnarchnar4435]

Sooo true

[@selinaidabonhaters2550]

*”Hi, there is something wrong with you.* -Google Translate 2019

[@Yarabatata]

Probably

[@freakybib]

I told my friend that

[@reneekuperus5095]

mood

[@tyusoliver9237]

People talking to me like

[@yourstruly7517]

You said you wouldn’t tell anyone

[@asafupps]

“Dear you killed a child” “His body fits into my ducks” oh.. oh GOSH

[@AlphaEchoGray]

That's some interesting bread you're feeding those ducks...

[@BeanKally]

“Acute bleeding from the beginning”

[@KC_KrazyCat]

That is worse for me because my cousin's nick-name is Duck. 0-0

[@whezzywafflesVODS]

“no no no no/Oh no God”

[@docrofreborn7497]

@Lily Terrio ...it ate a jelly sandwich.

[@kxllua9649]

"We hope this makes sense~" *"Oh, no it doesn't~"*

[@Capibapi1]

Do not touch the cat

[@Strawbiwi]

🎶Hi there is something wrong with you🎶

[@cloudiiblossom]

@@Strawbiwi the real story is la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

[@hellbent-soontobeofficialy975]

@@cloudiiblossom "Oh my God, shut up!"

[@frostythesnowmanlol]

@@Capibapi1 please do not the cat

[@klccy9363]

*“Dear, you killed a child?” “His body fits into my ducks” “acute bleeding from the beginning” five nights at google’s*

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

Yes

[@ablipi]

Snoring knows Norita *dead* Romeo and Juliet in a nutshell

[@ekcirsuany5807]

@Donald Trump Eliminate your acount

[@freakybib]

I was at that part when i read this 🤣

[@e.superiorgaming8029]

RIP Norita!

[@man-throwing-thing]

Cat Valentineee me too

[@singingofsilver]

Lmaooooo

[@galebegnaud9447]

“Dear, you killed a child” God damn it sweetie not again!

[@grappa0]

Child trafficking? Honey, I am very angry.

[@GM-wq6kq]

This was kinda creepy because just last week I finished a book were the hero accidentally killed his daughter while he was hunting and I am still not over that part 🙄🙄🙄

[@lilyterrell1405]

Ms. Crewe What is that book called?

[@chrystallewis5739]

Lol

[@subatomicgxn7807]

Oh it’s fine dear, I’m sure Rebecca is just being dramatic. *Dear, you killed a child*

[@TempestXtreme]

"The wine has arrived." That would explain a lot, actually.

[@lorelikesthings]

Lol

[@owenofhb8319]

The line “My brain was skin” from another video explains more.

[@hanakosyndrome1105]

Both make too much sense for my (Wattpad-addicted) brain to handle.

[@Dorimefasolatedo]

Corona beer 👌

[@thecharlinator4066]

Tempest Plays yes lmao

[@princetweed2255]

"Yes, honey, that's funny! Should we talk? Tea truck Dear, you killed a child Standby mode" My favourite line in that song😂

[@fabianadomezaiz1955]

Same the fact that it rhymes and sounds great is amazing.

[@kristhedumbass6281]

I am here to announce that it is also my favourite line and I am the 69th like.

[@gilaoberman9282]

It looks like the one is trying to have a serious conversation, but the other is drunk

[@AgnessaMo]

"It felt like ooh la la la" = "I'm sorry it's completely meaningless" I know that Google has a tendency to uncover dark hidden meanings, but wow, it could be the first time it straight up throws shade on the original!

[@nuu9282]

- "Hi Malinda, darling, can I have a word with your dad?" - "Sure, here I am" * _puts sunglasses on_ *

[@mariagharzouzi5025]

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@Amelia-ov6el]

I cant stop laughing at this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ilovedragons2412]

"Oh snoring knows Norita, dead." Poor Norita.

[@elechronic]

Dear, you killed a child

[@ganenlim4598]

Call me im my dad

[@denise3111]

Maybe that's why she doesn't wake up

[@janusinitiative3520]

Did Norita die this summer

[@evathewingdale]

@@janusinitiative3520 Nobita died this winter.

[@grce1186]

"His body fits into my ducks." That quacks me up🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@logomahgogo3019]

You could say it *quacks* you up 🥳

[@grce1186]

@@logomahgogo3019 Thanks I just edited it to quacks

[@thatoneperson5954]

No one: Literally No one: Google Translate: His body fits into my ducks Me: Well that's concerning

[@canttellmyname6614]

😂

[@pinksquids348]

😂😂 XD

[@elechronic]

Dear, you killed a child

[@azulmunoz6444]

Oh OH GOD PLEASE NO

[@shxyze8254]

How big are those ducks

[@robertmcbomb7116]

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello: It felt like ooh la la la Translator Fails: Everything is wet Me: *confused screaming*

[@m4cburg3r72]

Hahahha

[@olivia-ol7ie]

Hehe

[@holywatersquirtgun3172]

Huehue

[@maisyd3726]

hee hee

[@jpwhjg]

Kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ren7266]

“Dear you killed a child” *I would be scared*

[@fangirldreamer748]

CornHead Playz Genoside Undertale in a nutshell!

[@veraaleksic2687]

2:20

[@corrynhockney8059]

@@fangirldreamer748 Check my coment

[@user-xm2nb7qj1t]

That line, along with the ones preceding it are pure gold

[@benji274]

His body fits into her ducks though

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

Post Jan 6 "I want to serve the Senate the Viking can be very close" has taken on an entirely new and more sinister cast...

[@pablocerdaluna443]

Google predicted.

[@zahkrosis666]

A cast where nothing was burned down and nothing was destroyed.

[@naylisyazwina6836]

I don't understand, probably because I don't watch news

[@zahkrosis666]

@@naylisyazwina6836 Trump supporters "stormed" the Washington capital. Except it was more just a protest since nothing was burned and nothing major was destroyed, but of course media tries to make it sound like it was a war invasion.

[@SolitaireVan.k]

@@zahkrosis666 Trump supporters attacked the capitol of the United States (because they refused to accept Trump had won) which led to some deaths and several injuries.

[@oliveryoshi7209]

"His body fits into my ducks" "Everything is wet, yes, yes" *Excuse me*

[@IceMetalPunk]

You heard it! Don't pretend you love when his body fits into your ducks!

[@nastyanna173]

@Cλsian Ungur suk huinya

[@starr._143]

@@IceMetalPunk Luni!!

[@Mikael-bv4dw]

I burst into laughter

[@bennypinto]

That was...weird 😅

[@Amy-lr6qn]

' We Hope This Makes Sense ' ' Oh, It Doesn't. ' Good Job Google Translate, You Tried.

[@mirror1643]

i lkie how google translate said this this THIS t h a t

[@katrynclairecernechez716]

“Oh, need to wake up.” “Oh you’re still asleep.” Isn’t that like, every parent during the school year....

[@bread7865]

i think i just liked at the same time as somebody else i liked it when it was 99 and it changed to 101 lol

[@attien1290]

"I want to serve the Senate" 2020: "Yes no no no no. Oh no God"

[@sarahvunkannon7336]

I was startled to find this comment was made 2 months ago. Well done!

[@abhayfamily8524]

@@sarahvunkannon7336 what?

[@sarahvunkannon7336]

@@abhayfamily8524 When I first read their comment, I thought they were talking about the Senate being under siege, how serving the Senate is "Oh no God" because of getting shot. But then I looked at their mention of 2020, and at their timestamp from 2020, and it seems they just managed to make a comment that became accidentally appropriate given future events.

[@n0b0dyreal1y]

@@hawks-wings Google translate knows all

[@uyagraph]

This is like having a very weird dream while my mom's trying to wake me up.

[@greenwing1305]

I was gonna say the same thing! XD

[@uyagraph]

@@greenwing1305 that one dream that's so weird that you kind of know it's a dream but you're just so confused you don't know if it's really the right time to wake up...ever had that dream? 🤣

[@thythegamer4244]

@@uyagraph this is the type of dream you wanna keep on sleeping to see how it goes

[@sjoerdvandeweg4702]

1:00 "I'm sorry, it's completely meaningless." 3:10 "We hope this makes sense." How can it make sense when it's completely meaningless? Google Translate, make up your mind!

[@LeeHatake93]

Sjoerd van de Weg Nothing needs to have meaning in order to make sense. That is the reality we live in

[@chetana5053]

@@LeeHatake93 that's deep

[@marianscan]

1:04*

[@Aisho_.a]

My fav lines Ooh~need to wake up oooh~your still asleep Ooh~do not touch the cat

[@fountainbeth1107]

3:20 "The wine has arrived THANK YOU LORD "

[@whitesheep5065]

Mood for the friday's evening)

[@jersenshadowz]

The way she says the "Thank You Lord" Hahah!!

[@anthony2707]

“His body fits into my ducks” I guess the new television show will be Duck King, the sequel of Tiger King

[@TheNoteblockLizard]

"The Wine Has Arrived! The Wine Has Arrived!!" That part gave me "Gradually Watermelon" vibes XD

[@eshaliqbal75]

LMFAOO

[@siblaime]

"you killed a child" "I want to get out of the house safely" "I'm my dad" "dead" Gosh, it really turned into something dark

[@faye4426]

GTS is always like that 😂 and the songs that are dark turn into a happy one. It's so funny hahaha

[@veromas436]

and deep

[@afonso.d.v.rodrigues]

"Into my ducks"

[@matilly23]

"He didn't know his name. I'm sorry, it's completely meaningless. That does not exist." Um, okay? Why are you bullying this poor guy?

[@Manas-co8wl]

Kuwait Kuwait

[@purebread3898]

Sometimes we live in the sea

[@chetana5053]

It's a beautiful tooth Edit: Roses are red Ketchup is too I got my first like And it's not even blue!!

[@samkarlmason3381]

His body fits into my ducks

[@izakschoombie2119]

Everything is wet, yes, yes

[@oxallotamongus1053]

Everyone after 2020 that forgot how to socialize when they see someone: Hi, there is something wrong with you

[@jesuis_faime]

My Spanish teacher showed us this so we would see how bad Google translate is 😂

[@lillybee_]

Alisha Saran Lol

[@sunny2219]

Wao I want her/him to be my teacher

[@goddesscentral8509]

Google translate isn’t that bad. I wouldn’t recommend it for important or professional uses, but when you’re just curious about something simple (like cat in Spanish) it’s pretty good

[@mazyspelledcorrectly4865]

My french teacher did the same thing

[@MariBerry]

Ay Dios mio! Como me consigo una maestra así XD

[@dragonqueen6607]

Me and my friend had put the phrase "Google translate is the worst translator" We translated it a million times and it cam out as "I, Google translator is the best translator" *IT KNOWS!!*

[@c3p0worksatburgerking35]

ITS BECOMING SELF AWARE

[@EduardoHerrera-fr6bd]

OH SHIT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@smd0512]

I translated the lines "Yes honey that's funny, should we talk? Tea truck.Dear you killed a child. Standby mode" Further Translated more: Yes Hello, this is very interesting, Can we say that? The car died of tea, Baby and honey. I'm in social mode

[@kalanaherath3076]

The storyline is most probably set during a Viking raid of Ancient Roman Republic, and this song is sung by a Roman dude that wants to run for senate. This perfectly explains "the wine has just arrived" and "I want to get out of this house safely", cuz you know, the Vikings are now burning his house after raiding the city.

[@nameiswind9524]

Hmmm another emerging writer

[@lemurlover7975]

hooray :) here's my take The cat belongs to a child and the Viking is gonna take it away from this little girl in Egypt who will be devastated if she loses her cat because a time traveling Viking took her. The cat's name is Ra. The Senator applicant has to stop the Viking from catnapping all the pets in the temple. This is how she will win her position in the Senate...but there is a wall that is stopping her. She keeps on falling asleep because she has narcolepsy so she always tries to wake up by singing in the shower with her clothes on.

[@kalanaherath3076]

@@lemurlover7975 Holy shit, I think you got it

[@kitsunetunes7919]

I love how every chorus the viking is a little closer.

[@Roman-nk2jb]

"Oh, need to wake up. Oh, you're still asleep." *When Google Translate knows that you stay in bed for too long.*

[@deviousvillain0621]

“I want to serve the Senate.” “I am the Senate.” - Sheev Palpatine 2020

[@marcfoster715]

Yes, but the Vikings are close.

[@ayomichanisapalestinesuppo8729]

Merry 2020 !!! Go change your name to merry coronavirus

[@helena_lang]

“Hi there is something wrong with you” - literally everyone within a minute of meeting me

[@noob_duck1454]

Sadly, same(っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

[@tyusoliver9237]

Me too lol

[@wolfheart8604]

Calling me out like that!! 😭😂

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

It would be a compliment from me...

[@zoeslattery1570]

Oh no! Poor u! 😟😞😩☹️😢😭😭😭😭😭

[@oopstheteahasderailed]

"He doesnt claim to be a lover of pastirago" -Malinda 2019

[@justicecaparros]

Actually it was google translate who said that

[@kristinathomas5890]

Yeah does anyone know what pastirago is? Spell Check thinks it isn't even a word...

[@mustardsfire22]

I think the Viking might be my new favorite Malinda character.

[@karsenloveskartoons]

mine is billie's wife lol

[@diadia5634]

Mine too!

[@hemapler5295]

mustardsfire22 Mine is food is a person

[@diadia5634]

@@karsenloveskartoons yeah, Billie's wife is great too!

[@rayan4283]

Steven Universe : I'm my mom. Google translate : I'm my dad 🤣

[@AtarahDerek]

Steven Universe movie: Hey, Google, me too!

[@saifsammirahat2504]

He said "I'm my Dad" in S4E24 and said "I'm my Mom" in S4E25.

[@javionlim2214]

i'm crying cause the the seasons ended i want it to continue

[@javionlim2214]

@Kokichi_X -A- say what?! OML YAY

[@renthewerecat]

@@javionlim2214 steven universe futer

[@panicoutbytheromancepilotb4660]

“His body fits into my ducks” Sold me

[@abhayfamily8524]

Probably one of the best translated songs I have heard! It’s so funny and your voice sounds so awesome! I love it!!

[@mlpadventures8088]

Dear you killed a child Snoring knows norita dead I want to get out of the house safely Saved me at the hotel GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS EVIL

[@marychristyshackelford5595]

@Shark shes the victom not the villan

[@stwgord]

Mary Christy Shackelford *victim

[@ttvnotnoah]

“Acute bleeding from the begining is hot water” Yes this makes a lot of sense

[@ttvnotnoah]

Theres also “Ooh i want to run away”

[@alyssam73022]

The second and third sentence together make sense

[@local_vanilla]

Finally an explanation for Google’s Madness... *The wine has arrived*

[@allisonbeek4736]

I think at this point all the Melinda's are fed up with these google translations😂😂 "Lalalalalalalala, shut up!".

[@64collard]

Literally my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SeinIshamiado]

YESSS

[@tomas.krupicka]

Malinda in 2019: Sings some crazy translation about viking, senate, and waking up Some Trump fanatic in 2021: Takes it seriously 😐

[@megsmith6758]

Lol

[@Kreciksonik10]

Same observation XDDDD

[@flyingree1962]

OMG THATS TOO PERFECT i remember when, uh, yeah that happened...

[@pablocerdaluna443]

Google is the new nostradamus we should psy more attention what google says.

[@alexanderthomas1869]

@@flyingree1962 Wait what happened

[@salviarifdah2730]

"I'm sorry it's completely meaningless." "That does not exist." "I hope it makes sense." Finally Google Translate makes a confession, everyone.

[@helenetrstrup4817]

"The wine has arrived" Google, I think you're drinking too much wine and it arrived quite a while ago at that :P

[@dyinginside8716]

_Dreaming of white wine_

[@Tristan-eu5uk]

“we hope this makes sense” 5 seconds later: “i’m my dad” “The wine has arriwed” you’ve had too much already, Google translate

[@xxhoneyxbeesxx6486]

Omg I love this 😂😂😂

[@monad_tcp]

i’m my dad, I guess that makes perfect sense to christian people

[@Lorinissa-]

Google Translate, stop drinking! You're drunk enough already!

[@damaadaama]

Lol

[@heather1163]

Love that

[@aureline09]

"Dear, you killed a child" 💀😂

[@ariplayz136]

"Dear you killed a child," "Oh snoring, Norita Dead," "Bleeding" Huh

[@insomniacalmond]

Haha

[@BeanKally]

I want to serve the senate Acute bleeding from the beginning It’s a beautiful tooth

[@89robinj]

Ooo I want to run away

[@clearandunladen]

“His body fit right into my ducks,” -Google Translate on Drugs 2020

[@rosygracee1708]

Ursss

[@vee7166]

Drugs AND quarantine. Yikes

[@vonnettastarks9762]

"Oh need to wake up, Oh you're still asleep" *My life in a nutshell* Ha you cant see my other edits 😂

[@cottonwood3966]

Me too Me too

[@love-zi3vq]

me three

[@alwex2711]

Me four

[@chrystallewis5739]

Yup and I do watch aphmau

[@bryanmeza3871]

This whole vid is a demonstration of me singing in the shower when I don’t know the lyrics

[@appelofdoom8211]

So this is a song about a woman from Orlando who wants to get a job serving the senate by going across the sea to Kuwait and getting wet. Unfortunately she is in a relationship with a narcoleptic and amnesiac viking who refuses to give her space along with getting to close to her pets whom she is very protective of. Things only get worse once the viking kills a child named Norita causing the woman to want to run away from him. Once she finally gets the job she decides to ask if the viking will wait for her to return, but he's asleep and refuses to wake up before she can leave and thus never gets to hear her message.

[@dragonwitchjay]

so she pours wine on his face

[@nathatleue]

UNDERRATED

[@inkblotCrisis]

I think there's a Light Novel with that title.

[@orangecrayola1326]

Holy shy

[@appelofdoom8211]

@@inkblotCrisis Probably

[@birb2197]

“Im sorry it’s completely meaningless” Oh god, when did google translate become so self-aware

[@C0R3YXX]

“Oh do not touch the cat” Me: i’m literally petting my cat rn-

[@simonandersson9179]

Are you still doing it?

[@Precisely_TwoTrucks923]

@@simonandersson9179 legends say they still are

[@madlibsluver]

I miss my cat RIP Purrl

[@eilidhbaxter8850]

2:52 - That is absolute perfection right there 🤣🤣

[@elise-i6e]

“ *Call my name, I’m my dad* “ Greatest quote of the year everyone. Standing ovation.

[@ludek9071]

0:38 "I guess the Viking can be pretty close" The french king before giving Normandy to the vikings, (911, colorized)

[@chrystovetoelrimin6035]

senõrita : yeah no Google Translate : That does not exist. that's deep

[@jpwhjg]

What is happiness? 1:07

[@someoneinthemist]

2:08 Her voice her sounded like my old music teacher. It helps that this is something she would say too

[@Starrykitkat1]

3:10 Oh, it becomes self aware... You tried your best Google translate

[@RodyTheRoad]

Oh 'snoring' knows 'Norita', dead. Google Translate can be a Google *Word Separator* too...

[@Anachronismgorl]

I’m starting to think google translate has an alcohol problem. Edit: holy mother 10k? 🤯

[@Anachronismgorl]

Ava Gates I was being kinda sarcastic lol.

[@noavb7930]

Mackenzie Fleetwood Matter of fact, so was he :/

[@annmaarie9222]

Lol

[@erickfajardo]

OMG SO TRUE LMAOOOOO

[@cfhuiming]

Ikr

[@atseptic]

That One Smart Looking Woman and The Viking have one of the best frenemy-ships I've ever seen.

[@ema3383]

"Yes honey, that's funny. Should we talk? Tea truck"

[@emmaoneill3154]

we totally need tea trucks that come around like ice cream trucks

[@dattrashcan2554]

Emma O'Neill yeAS

[@ashrimpthatisinfactprettyr7836]

Google Translate got *B A R S*

[@rainbowpuppet77]

2:15 so you can watch it over and over again XD

[@zxsilverchainsxz3737]

Dear, you killed a child STANDBY MODE

[@edslushie570]

That is the most perfectly minimal Viking costume I have ever seen, and I am very excited to see where you take this new clingy Viking character.

[@emma-di5ly]

I want the viking to come back MALINDA PLEASE

[@jonksmodels]

I love the Viking also :)

[@tayyliti1103]

“The real story is *LALALALLALLAL-* “Oh My GAWD. *_SHUT UP_* *-Awkward Dripping noise-* *Randomly Continues* Me: wHaT a NoIcE sOnG

[@sundar1209]

yep, agreed

[@sailor_mars2178]

Yes lamo

[@issyytgatchatube8222]

2:35 XD

[@frankthebunnyrabbit]

Oh I want to run away

[@majesticlunatic4985]

"His body fits into my ducks Yes no no no no Oh no God Dear, you killed a child" -Google Translate

[@baldfatprincess2733]

everyone else: Coronavirus prediction Me: his body fits into my *ducks*

[@Please...Just....Dont.]

Me to

[@kewbycupine5956]

epidemics are Childs play

[@juliaionescu5915]

❤️

[@midnightdhmisok1578]

No one: Not a soul: Goggle translate: His body fits perfectly my ducks

[@Gamer_wolf-oy6vv]

midnightdhmis ok how short is he 😂

[@shikhapaimajumder]

Google: did you mean *Google*

[@ieatair5365]

Google Translate: "We hope this makes sense" Also Google Translate: "Call my name I'm my dad"

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

apparently google translate likes Steven Universe XD

[@minthesis]

But Steven is his mom...

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

@@minthesis yeah, but the episode with Aquamarine is what I was referencing

[@duckymasterduckymaster2216]

Google doesn't have a dad they are a Alcoholic orphanage child

[@elechronic]

They watched Steven universe but not to the end of the series

[@TheOfficialPsychoSquad]

“Yes, honey, that’s funny. Should we talk? Tea truck. Dear, you killed a child.” The best line. Also, “call my name, I’m my dad.” 😂

[@loralunatic]

Billie Eilish : "Duh." Google Translate: "Duh YOU" 🙄

[@Trinthegay]

wrong video bud

[@loralunatic]

@@Trinthegay ??

[@SeinIshamiado]

YES

[@joshuatutanes4191]

@@loralunatic kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKmaYXhtqa5lb8U

[@loralunatic]

@@joshuatutanes4191 i know all her videos, thats why I mentioned it 😆

[@chucklesda1345]

"we hope this makes sense" well, google, it really doesn't, so you said, "I'm sorry, it's completely meaningless" Thanks for the apology!

[@arvo-noon]

Lmao

[@luludaduck3922]

I thought he was single

[@roselavanda]

“Ooh you’re still asleep!?” Ok, I did not click this video to be attacked xD Side note, all of the extra la’s were hilarious