Google Translate Sings: "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables

[@opssdamnit]

"He sleeps on my shoulder, he has exploded my days with appreciation". Actual relationship goals right here

[@roguishpaladin]

Basic Bitch So your ideal partner is a parrot who works on the bomb squad?

[@jacobsiron6929]

roguishpaladin sure, why not :/

[@opssdamnit]

roguishpaladin i don't think parrots are supposed to sleep on your shoulder tho ;')

[@bessieburnet9816]

Basic Bitch Same

[@feliciaa1087]

WHAT ABOUT HER WIFE???

[@linhvu5898]

When you slowly dying and someone ask you if you ok "Yes. I'm very much alive"

[@andyschloesser9869]

Link Vu I

[@MichaelrRos1]

LOL, if one day i'm in a very bad condition i'll say that

[@thispurplebeanYT]

I read this just as I heard it in the song

[@ingvildkvakestad]

Yes right

[@linhvu5898]

Frank Shrimpton quite a few people had said that to me. Her name is jellybean

[@damianniedzioka6269]

Just imagine what would have been if she had a long dream.

[@twistedtranslations]

things would get real trippy real fast

[@shanenanigans27]

She would have a dudu

[@lairdcummings9092]

We might be getting hurt in the morning, too.

[@gmehaywood4010]

She may have got the wife

[@ruby7458]

"Who is she?" "I DON'T KNOW" *dead*

[@sophiatalksmusic3588]

She's obviously the wife.

[@dominicwilson309]

😂me too

[@sleepysera]

Stop marrying strangers!

[@baz151]

Ruby the girl reading this

[@bessieburnet9816]

You didn't live.

[@mossgremlin9115]

"Yes, I am very much alive" "Yeah, at the moment, but..." I died

[@dracos0024]

Elkiey Aww. I was gonna say that. 😢 Oh well. Great minds think alike, I guess. 😂

[@hanbbhee]

Grace Marie216 so did basically everyone..thanks les mis

[@vinetu73]

so you're not very much alive then

[@Tomsonic41]

"We will live" (awkward silence) - I died!

[@DonnaBrooks]

Natalie Johnson - Appreciate your clever reply! Tomsonic - Yeah, it's hilarious when the translation is so much shorter than the original. Malinda's facial expressions in places like that, and throughout these vids, adds so much entertainment value!

[@iAmMadeOfSoup]

*-T H E Y E A R S T O G E T H E R*

[@kaylamcook696]

"Yes I am very much alive" "At the moment..." NO TOO SOON (even though it's been years since I first saw this show...)

[@kaylamcook696]

Oh, and please do "Sincerely, Me" from Dear Evan Hansen! Pleaseeeeeeeeeee

[@kaylamcook696]

Or something from Book of Mormon because I think that'd be beautiful.

[@meg.da.kachidog-p]

"I dream of my wife." What a truly pure song.

[@JasonYJS_xoxo]

It's a beautiful mistake by Google translate

[@SimaNechápala]

„But it was given to see the pork“ I died. Btw you have a wonderfull voice.

[@lst1894]

Simonka Gábrišová AHOJ!😂😂😂

[@shynx6926]

"If you dream, I'll correct it"- every asian mom

[@japanpanda2179]

Yikes I'm sorry to hear that

[@McPherson6501]

linglings mom said he practice 40 hours a day. why you no practice? #twosetviolin #lingling40hours

[@kiranmaji9395]

@@McPherson6501 whyy are you not practicing!!!! Lingling now practices 72 hrs a day!!!

[@pseudoplatan7925]

That feeling when you had dreams but now you have memes...

[@StrazdasLT]

@@pseudoplatan7925 This is the dankest timeline.

[@colindahuisman3]

"He sleeps on my shoulder." Story of my cat's life.

[@feiradragon7915]

Mine too.

[@user-ix5fr8rb4v]

LOL same

[@DanielCoz]

Ahaha that translation, but that voice though👌🏻👌🏻 loved it!

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

Yasss love u Daniel

[@eblukacslukacs6110]

"she said that she would love my life" "now I sleep I dream of my wife" what are you trying to say google?

[@The_Saatik]

EBlukacs Lukacs Google's trying to make gay marriage legal in the French revolution.

[@bogirostas7564]

A főszereplőt megcsalta a felesége és most álmában haluzik. 😂

[@rioisnotokay-ipromise-6115]

Julia F talk about “les(bian) miserables”

[@Bavmorda]

@@rioisnotokay-ipromise-6115 Underrated comment!

[@emmaf5359]

One of my favorite memories of summer is when my sister called me into her room because she was giggling so much. I went in there and she showed me a bunch of your videos and we could not stop laughing. You truly are amazing and hilarious

[@bleehh]

I wonder how many times she had to record this. I would choke on my own laughter 😂

[@CJCroen1393]

"She said that she would love my life!" "Who is she?" "I don't know!" XD

[@coolskelegirl0617]

Honestly me, I forget names and people a lot sometimes 😂

[@ACoolestNinja]

"wait was gay marriage legal during the french revolution? It is now."

[@PrincessofEllabur]

actually it wasn't the French reovulation but the 1830 June Student Rellebion

[@Dani-it9vc]

@@PrincessofEllabur Thank you

[@tyffani9931]

Reovulation?

[@greenhillburma]

@@PrincessofEllabur Uh... Re-ovulation doesn't happen with humans, French or otherwise. Multiple ovulations within the same cycle is, however, well documented. It's also known as hyperovulation. It increases the chance of fertilization as well as the likelihood of simultaneous multiple fertilization of multiple ova.

[@snow5962]

@@greenhillburma very interesting!

[@monroycarolina6907]

"Who is she?" "I don't know!" It was her wife y'all

[@ky4438]

"I needed my childhood on this pillar. But it was given to see the pork." 😂

[@AndrewS-wi1tl]

I couldn't stop laughing at that 😅

[@ThaoNguyen-ct4pq]

was looking for someone who mentioned the pork lol tyvm

[@Livael23]

I hate when that happens

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

So Fantine is now a lesbian bruiser who's on the street looking for her dudu and dreaming a short dream of the days when she wasn't getting paid... Well, Google Translate does have a taste for particular AUS. And maybe she could join forces with gay Chinese soldier Sheng and the depressed banana he met. Awesome as usual.

[@fandomcosplayer9584]

YES XDD

[@qu3va.r210]

Sounds good

[@Boundwithflame23]

And they'll be King George's preferred themes

[@killjoyer]

Coulson clearly has time to summary this.. nice

[@Demonic_Culture_Nut]

Don't forget the Scar that's now a taxi!

[@yeetustothefetus9356]

From a small youtuber with big dreams, I love you ,you are an inspiration to me I love you

[@rosepetalsx567]

Ninja Kitten was from a small youtuber necessary?

[@Yasemin_Sky]

Tuned Awesome Why does that matter? She made a really sweet comment.

[@rosepetalsx567]

I never said it mattered, it just seemed as she wanted subscribers. "From a small youtuber with big dreams" Most comments that ask for subscribers end up like that "From a small youtuber, I want to reach 500 subscribers, can you please help me?" Type of comments..

[@rosepetalsx567]

But she did make a sweet comment!

[@robenkhoury7079]

Tuned Awesome I subbed

[@miloanderson5694]

Once again, you made my day 😂 "but it was given to see the pork"

[@prizmastarz742]

*I'm Different from hell*

[@ulliulli]

Women are - sometimes - a different, more darker and destructive type of hell. You know the saying "hell has no fury like a woman scorned"? Well....

[@bludj992]

A different species really.

[@mimioang3890]

I love this and your vocals are AMAZING

[@daisysingh6138]

*GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

[@Charoula1608]

Damn it, I automatically start singing when I see this, and it's ON EVERY GODDAMN VIDEO!!!

[@that_orange_hat]

you and i have tightly linked the agricultural economy

[@daisysingh6138]

*blessing all the verbs*

[@Charoula1608]

I like shapes!

[@kaitlynl7458]

We push and pull like the work of CHANGE

[@monikadorozynska462]

"I needed my childhood on this pillar... But it was given to see the pork" - that's the saddest thing I can imagine :(

[@hh-zr5qp]

"Yes I'm very much alive." "Yeah at the moment."

[@sirkoala6108]

"And your order ... can I have fries with that?" I'm dead :D

[@japanpanda2179]

Hi sir koala

[@avionpiscean33]

So is Fantine

[@SimaNechápala]

She said that she would love my life Who is she? I DON'T KNOW!

[@PoesRaven1984]

Simonka Gábrišová well clearly she meant her wife! ;)

[@ArturGlass.C]

She forgot her own wife...that's so shameful.

[@laobok]

She said she was sorry she'll forget so she asked the Lord to not miss it. Eventually, her prayers were answered.

[@ingvildkvakestad]

Simonka Gábrišová scandi?

[@timothymclean]

"Yes, I am very much alive." "Yeah, at the _moment,_ but--" "What?" "Um, nothing." "Sorry, I'll forget." Good timing.

[@VikingScion]

3:32 "We wil live ... ??? !?!???!!!?!?!?!" LMAO!

[@Bowiemusiclover]

Viking Scion

[@seanzoz]

Damn, now I want to hear you perform the original version O.O... Great work on this.

[@magicmike191v2]

That was an ending I did not expect

[@jakesanchez6621]

"If you dream, I'll correct it" ...That actually pretty much sums up the entire novel.

[@philipp6985]

*HAVE* *A* *DUDU!*

[@greyzonefilm]

Finally! A version of this song that doesn't make me weep like a baby.

[@LittleDream99]

Well... that took a LGBTQ+ turn I wasn't expecting. Not that I'm complaining xD

[@ternitamas]

plot twist (rainbow flag) hahaha love it!

[@micahmcjunkin4961]

Haha me neither

[@Sarahtracey12]

"She said that she would love my life " that's what she said

[@BradleyBoy]

#HaveADudu

[@nathanielcraig3588]

With fries.

[@mrpatmichele]

"Why?" "Everytime you'r hungry you're turning into a lesbian."

[@YouTubeExplore777]

I arrived 💩

[@gregorbaby4269]

Nathaniel Puttonen and some ketchup

[@padmasandhyasrikanth3900]

"No Salary" 😢😢😢

[@twistedtranslations]

Hi friends! A lot of people ask about the equipment I use, so I've included links to everything in the description! Also if you haven't yet entered your city here on Stagelink pleazzee dooo!! stagelink.com/malinda-kathleen-reese

[@marydizzycat]

Malinda Kathleen Reese i know u won't come to my city either way but hey go n live the big moment my dear i wish u all the best❤

[@clementgenot284]

Yeeeees !! Thanks for uploading this !!!!!! Kisses from France !!

[@chelseyjenkins1412]

Malinda Kathleen Reese I love you

[@tomekd7990]

Yay, you translated it into Polish ^^ now i can say: czuję się doceniony XD

[@kyujee5360]

Can you please do "Evermore" from the live action beauty and the beast?! Please! I am begging you!

[@Error-tr9ke]

"When dreams were wasted and ......wasted"

[@ryanmeneo6301]

was gay marriage legal during the french revolution. It is now

[@zoeglass]

Hey, guess what? It was.

[@TeruteruBozusama]

Ryan Meneo that's a good question... Apparently they had a rule that the Queen's best friend was to be the King's lover/mistress 😕. I find it weird that in some countries is people marrying objects or even non-human animals is okay but not another human of the same gender... Humanity is really weird...

[@nanalove3819]

I don't think it was (at least I don't know any case). But there were gay couple, though not official. It was before French revolution, but there was there was the brother of king Louis XIV dressed like a girl sometimes (in particular as a child but even after) and had an ambiguous relationship with his best friend. Bust that wasn't official (by the way, les miserables doesn't take place during French revolution but after)

[@piercedsiren]

I don't know ? I don't think so but I might be wrong xD

[@anyawillowfan]

Ryan Meneo I don't know about in France but in the UK being gay way only illegal if you were male as they didn't believe women could be gay (or so they said), so therefore there was no reason to make it illegal.

[@ohshitabug5791]

"If you dream, I'll correct it" -Teachers

[@c0131-c2r]

Soooooo true!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Bubbles123432123]

This is so beautifully done you never cease to put out good content. Your total eclipse of the heart is on repeat all the time.

[@jessl6523]

I lost it at “have a Dudu” 😂

[@nnymu-dw9dw]

This darkness topic always appears in your songs. Here only one line but anyway. Google translate is planning something! 🤔

[@starlyxt]

Heart of darkness

[@feiradragon7915]

Or maybe Google Translate's favorite colors are dark.

[@graciegj63]

Zeteny ke Maybe Google is run by Satan since a lot of the time the translation is confusing. 🤔

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

In this day to die son.

[@brendawalton2518]

Yes death clearly

[@pingnixon-hermansen5046]

" if you dream, i'll corrects it" cosette: *there is a castle on a cloud!* fantine: *NO COSETTE NO*

[@bunniie.]

Amazingly funny as always

[@jacksoncutts3319]

As amusing as this is, I'd dearly love to hear Malinda Kathleen Reese sing the West End/Broadway version of this song.

[@marydizzycat]

THE ENDING HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD edit: #LoveWins

[@irvinnguyen6485]

Same😂

[@barbaro267]

That hashtag doesn't go with the whole "Gay movement" thing though.

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Can you hear the people sing? Singing a song of lesbians. It's the singing of a people Who will ship girls 'til the end.

[@mikhailashetler865]

Fan of Most Everything u my friend are a genius. Story of my life literally. #LesbianShipsInTheNight

[@feliciaa1087]

ME

[@TelynEthuil]

I may have sang that aloud.

[@rachael2177]

I sang that aloud 😝

[@rachael2177]

When the beating of your heart Echos the beating of the drums There is a ship about to start When the lesbians come

[@putheavidhloeung5490]

Eh, "no salary" that would be every worker's nightmare...

[@kwikpikachu]

...the end... actually had me so touched... the original song made me cry.. this parody made me cry too.

[@DonnaBrooks]

I laughed non-stop from 4:02 to the end: "I'm different from hell. Therefore different types of species." OMG, I almost peed my pants!

[@PoisonousPen]

I’ve enjoyed many of your vids and Mary Poppins really made me laugh, but your expression on “have a Dudu” really cracked me up 😂👊🏼

[@seungseouls]

HAVE A DUDU AND I DREAMED OF MY WIFE YESSS 😂

[@yousunham586]

"No salary" Saddest words I've ever heard...

[@philipdepano6852]

i google translated fight song Fight song It's like a little boat the sea good writing movement like a horse that Open your mind I can be But it can explode I do not say that My Breaking Ball Today I love it Now you hear me? This war I Turn the music in my life. Try your favorite song my strength is good. Then I will be strong I heard my fight. I do not know, I really do not know There are other games I've lost my lungs, blood and sleep. Somebody worry about me too big Too (very high) two years I miss my home But there's a fire helmet I always believe Yes, I always believe I do not say that My Breaking Ball Today I love it Now you hear me? This war I Turn the music in my life. Try your favorite song my strength is good. Then I will be strong I heard my fight. I do not know, I really do not know There are other games There are many players in Me It's like a little boat the sea good writing movement like a horse that Open your mind I can be But it can explode It's fighting my music (hey!). Lyrics for me (hey!). This is a great story (hey!). my strength is good. Now, when you enter (strong). I heard my fight. I do not know, I really do not know There are other games Lots of players.

[@jyw2491]

Omg😂this is so good she should sing this

[@selenatorbirdie9305]

😂😂😂😂

[@aquastartv1895]

I love this, this is beautiful.

[@HangryOnPaws]

Yay bonus humour!!

[@inkmaster5480]

It now sounds like a song about a young woman who gave up on men because her fiancé left her. She then became a lesbian after starting a relationship with a royal who she then married. Her mother also secretly disapproved of her life choices. She was happy with and excited about her new life at first but then being a royal started to be too much as the job started getting more and more demanding. Other members of the royal family then started to plot against the young women and her wife because they were not doing as her wife's brother (who they all wanted to be the new ruler and was also a very bad person) was suggesting and because they thought they were making the royal family look bad. Several murder attempts are then made against the young woman and her wife in order to take the throne. She then starts thinking about her past and finally lets go of having a bad childhood because of being sold to another family for a pig. She then convinced her wife to give up royalty with her because her wife is better than the rest of her family and the position was bad for both of them as people. The girl then has a falling out with her mother after finding out that she does not approve of her life choices. She then decides to become a zoologist and happily lives out the rest of her life with her wife.

[@taty3600]

Wipes tear* beautiful

[@ShigarakiTomura03]

I cry. This is too good.

[@katz-burning-all-of-my-bri7939]

Someone rewrite Les Miserables with this story line

[@timelordlaw284]

For god sake, those videos are amazing. When you upload a new one i'm just expecting to laugh. I never get disappointed!

[@respatidwi8142]

My brain confuse and told me to cry and laugh at the same time -___-

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

Respati Dwi me too I still got goosebumps like I do every time I listen to this song 😢

[@Steveofthejungle8]

Google Translate sings Try Everything? Google translate sings Don't Cry for me Argentina?

[@stephenclark9070]

Steveofthejungle8 Omigod, I really hope she does that song now. That sounds like a hilarious disaster waiting to happen.

[@stephenclark9070]

"I messed up tonight. I lost another fight." Google translate: "The night is defeated. I lost another battle."

[@kale3563]

ok but the Spanish version of Don't Cry for me Argentina is so pretty

[@reverdyabuyen]

Steveofthejungle8 Try Everything has been granted haha XD... What about Don't Cry for Me Argentina? :o

[@sophiasteadman3456]

DONT CRY FOR ME ARGENTINA!!!!

[@notjamin]

This video made me watch Les Miserables, so thank you very much for that pain

[@pluggedin-the-ratbird]

Along with the beautiful translation, singing, and the amusing voice in the sky, I enjoy the intense somber and serious looks you give throughout the song. Fits the tone of Les Mis, but in a funny way.

[@ladymira5103]

dreams were wasted and wasted

[@ShigarakiTomura03]

Of course they were.

[@ten5h1]

I love that even she couldn’t stop the light giggle at “but it was given to see the pork.”

[@hunterc2261]

I LOVE how she’s posting often now! PLEASE KEEP POSTING THESE MAKE ME SO HAPPY

[@owen-gx2wb]

and once again my ribs are sore but it was totally worth it! you are amazing!!!

[@chloealice831]

More like Lesbian Miserable amirite

[@ristychan]

Love how you make this nonsense still so epically well-sung

[@julz3tt3]

Have a dudu... Um This is one of my all time favourite Broadway songs. You're voice is beautiful. This is perfect and very funny

[@highwizardgayass4780]

And Melinda said: LET THERE BE DARKNESS

[@whitherwhence]

Is this going to be a series? Are you going to do all the Les Mis songs? Can you make a full on stage production of Les Mis with the stage play being completely Google Translated? Please?

[@mist4910]

Well in the very beginning, Les Misérables is a book written by Victor Hugo, and it's French I didn't knew there was a musical of it before today XD

[@SereniaSaissa]

How could you NOT know there was a musical of the book? it's been around for 30 years!!!!

[@phyllishamilton165]

"Please do not forget to taste the song and wine!" Now, that's a recipe for living!

[@TsukabuNosoratori2]

"He sleeps on my shoulder" I didn't know you knew my cat 🤣

[@whitebear224]

'No salary' this hit me harder than I anticipated

[@myfantasyworld2324]

Please do Google Translater Sings "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance!

[@elizabethl2331]

My fantasy world Oh my gods yes. I need to see that

[@zoen219]

YES do it for the emo kids xD

[@luukvandepasch7923]

I need this in my life. She did do I Write Sins, Not Tragedies already, so in spirit of fairness, she has to do WttBP as well.

[@razorback6111]

These videos explode my days with appreciation

[@ario9488]

My hair was wet and i came to watch this. Water dropped on the screen and it looked like she was crying. OMG

[@pixielightangel2836]

"And your order? Can i have fries with that?" "Yea, sure" lol

[@abbypipes4875]

You should do the Cell Block Tango from Chicago next! Like if you agree

[@ruthkenyon1723]

I'm writing a book on Les Mis and have been looking at the 20+ translations of the show in different countries it's played in. Part of that has been getting fan-lyricists to translate back the different songs into English so I could understand what the other audiences were hearing. Your song really does sound like when I couldn't wait for help and used Google Translate on the lyrics.

[@lostinfantasy2489]

I love it, this made my day!

[@lostinfantasy2489]

Yay, first

[@kimberlymarin1343]

No you're not

[@Stormymystic]

Thanks for the laughs when you do these! The random confused looks and commentary help make it that much better!

[@peacelovebooks100]

"we can not manage a throne" *literally game of thrones in one sentence*

[@tsianinavibranietsova4087]

The way you sing this song is so remarkably beautiful, I can overlook the absurd lyrics.

[@Stillseeurshad0ws]

"I am very much alive" "But it was given to see the pork" "Im different from hell" That pretty much explains how this song is going.

[@dorcasmukengeshay3819]

Let's just take a moment to appreciate Malinda's beautiful voice! 😃

[@mert.e]

I remembered Susan Boyle for known reasons

[@Cleo299]

I LOVE THIS SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much for making your videos, they always make me smile and in every video I laugh so hard, I begin to cry! Not only are your videos awesome but you have an AMAZING singing voice!

[@Blixthand]

Actually, it's not the frensch revolution, it's the june rebellion of 1832

[@digitool5944]

which is part of 'the French Revolution', sorta, there were like 5 total, this was like the 3rd

[@roguishpaladin]

@@digitool5944 Except not at all. THE French Revolution is the thing that happened in the late 1700s, just before Napoleon. If you've had a Napoleon, you're no longer in French Revolution mode. French people just have a very strong history of standing up for themselves and actually mobilizing in the streets.

[@ariwooding6534]

The eyebrow movement is amazing

[@AKY7119]

0:50 yesterday my friend was telling me something and i suddenly remembered this line. I started to laugh like crazy and my friend was like 'oh no not again, i guess you remembered something weird again' (she is used to me laughing all of of a sudden now😅)

[@knightsabre7]

I was a pleasure just listening to you sing.

[@luaevablue]

Woah, I was binge watching a bunch of your videos right now o:

[@imjustanotherjess]

'He has exploded my days with appreciation' Love that xD

[@anderspersson96]

I love you're google translate sings!

[@melanietoth1376]

You have a beautiful voice and great expressions. I love your comedic timing and brilliant mind