Google Translate Sings: "Memory" from CATS

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[@notagamer2452]

"I want to die forever" "I'm back" Every movie heroes ever

[@artisticalex1206]

That sounds about right 😂😂

[@pat370]

How true

[@koolkitty108]

Infinity War and Endgame are quaking

[@nadel-fu4wz]

Especially Loki. XD

[@Hanmerhack]

And quite a few monsters as well.

[@andymac8437]

“I know he does not cheat, but he will” Google translate has trust issues

[@yourfriendlylocalhitman667]

Angelica talking to Eliza about Alexander

[@rianne1190]

1:40

[@kellieallen7008]

Don’t we all

[@ZimLikesPastaAnimation]

@@yourfriendlylocalhitman667 BEST REPLY TO THE BEST COMMENT

[@coolava2952]

Then it causes a drinking issue for google translate

[@alpacahat6771]

“Has the moon lost her memory?” “Moon dementia” *Pretty legit.*

[@alpacahat6771]

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[@Thymepilot]

@Nightmare Fredbear too bad a made it 333 likes

[@No-cb1vm]

Poor Yue...

[@bridgestudentkyle9419]

I made it 444 likes

[@ianhowick]

Even more legit when applied to Khajiit

[@_morrigan_5973]

Malinda : "Now what have we learned today class?" The Entire Comment Section : "PuUUUurple, PPUURRPPLLEE"

[@ceski3255]

Yeppp. xDDD

[@themixelzone9968]

Purple equals impending death? Watch out, here comes a man behind the slaughter meme

[@elechronic]

Like your profile pic :)

[@nlugo31105]

444

[@placeholder8327]

Memory: “You’re the banana. Here’s a bad smell.” The Greatest Showman: “You are a banana.” I’ll Make A Man Out Of You: “You are a depressed banana I met.” I sense a theme here.

[@lara8975]

“Here is the link” doesn’t put a link

[@MJ_Llama]

Underrated comment

[@alexandersean4708]

I've figured it out! GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS PLANNING BANANA ARSON! (When Potassium burns, the flames turn purple. "It seems that the fire was not strong enough, Purple purple.")

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

Yes google translate is bananas

[@davidparkes7741]

"Moon dementia." That.... That actually explains a lot when you think about this musical lol.

[@FeepingCreature]

Too much moonsugar rots Khajiit's brainss.

[@bessieburnet9816]

That was pretty much the actual line. 😂

[@biteyofbrackenwood]

I just realized these might've been khajiits all this time and they're singing about Moonsugar ._.

[@DinosaurNick]

@@biteyofbrackenwood tf is a khajiits...?

[@biteyofbrackenwood]

@@DinosaurNick Khajiit are cat people that you obviously don't know about and they can be found in this game series called The Elder Scrolls.

[@ritsumaocanon]

"I'd like to skip" *_Me everytime when there's a long ad that i can't skip_*

[@pluto3194]

*Me everytime there's any ad I can't skip* FTFY

[@koolkitty108]

It’s even worse now that they put two ads.

[@davincent98]

Cinemasins, anyone?

[@pluto3194]

@@davincent98 Cinemasins is trash though

[@davincent98]

@@pluto3194 true, but he does like to SKIP! [DING]

[@prestonisweird]

"I want to die forever" *two seconds later* "I'm back" I felt that.

[@avapaull3814]

^^^Someone coming back from depression.

[@user-tb6ee9sj1x]

“Don’t let me know happiness”.

[@DistrarSubvoyikar]

"The previous day is tomorrow" Sounds like you're caught in a three day temporal loop. Which would also explain "this is not a new day"

[@swisinwisin]

When I saw it I just thought "If the previous day was tomorrow, then maybe you were saying that it *was* tomorrow two days ago, but now its not" but that doesnt make sense, so lets say theres day1, day2 and day3. Youre on day 3. If you were on day1, then day2 would be tomorrow. Day2 is the day before day3. So the previous day *was* tomorrow on day1. Idk if this makes sense, but it made sense in my head. (Sorry if I killed your braincells)

[@disme5314]

Gingrrr alien More like You time travel to tomorrow and after the day end you comeback to your original day which is the previous day so to you tomorrow is your yesterday

[@jeaddhist]

Majora's Mask in a nutshell

[@DistrarSubvoyikar]

@@robonator2945 Lmao

[@izaacreatherishere]

The next day was terrible

[@theresaheroinmyhead]

"The wind begins to suck" "You suck wind. YOU SUCK." People with long hair can relate

[@lara8975]

Help I am very confused

[@unnamedracer9757]

or people who drive tiny cars...

[@hollyscahill3325]

Reminds me of inuyasha with miroku and his wind tunnel.

[@significant.annoyanc3]

Yeah, i relate

[@YamiSatoshi]

Especially long hair and emo bangs.

[@chudoptitsa]

So... "Cats" is about time travellers trying to save Christmas now.

[@islasullivan3463]

It makes more sense than the actual plot.

[@crystalward1444]

Or else Google knows that every cat has a tendency to try and eat the Christmas tree.

[@marshroverv5632]

"The previous day is tomorrow" "This is not a new day" IT'S ABOUT GROUNDHOG DAY

[@RichardX1]

So it's this year's Doctor Who holiday special?

[@thesirensystem]

A much better plot

[@hyruleanate]

"I want to die forever" *2 seconds later* "I'm back!"

[@opolobot]

Mood went opposite way

[@mrpatmichele]

my anxiety:

[@andpad8380]

love it

[@skinniestpuma]

Probably an Indian tele drama

[@Artist-128]

128th like

[@Godzillaman]

"Then the wind begins to suck." Isn't that called a tornado?

[@Sam-il5yw]

Godzillaman uh oh

[@Marrshmo]

Yes

[@jackh.3052]

Actually yes'nt

[@cactuscravings7090]

I think I have to give my mind a bath.

[@queen_of_flatulence]

I want a T-shirt that says that with a tornado on it

[@inko5552]

”The previous day was tomorrow” ”The next day was terrible” ”This is not a new day” Seems like Google doesn't know what day it is

[@DinosaurNick]

Or proof time travel exists XD

[@traceyh7444]

Quarantine hits hard

[@bc6399]

Mets Fan That’s me during quarrantine!

[@darthsidious47]

Maybe Google Translate has moon dementia

[@youtubecat1658]

Blame moon dementia

[@onikrii7469]

"Don't let me know happiness" "Crush yourself" "I want to die forever" Google Translate now has depression.

[@lara8975]

how dare they do that to SpongeBob >:(

[@catlover2223]

It's probably from us laughing at its poor translation abilities. Sorry, not sorry.

[@ic_y]

"The previous day was tomorrow" "The next day was terrible" "This is not a new day" *I want to die forever*

[@naomideoliveira1886]

I’m back!

[@steliastarlight9470]

Aurora

[@holyhappyn5741]

@@naomideoliveira1886 So is the beer

[@artisticalex1206]

@@naomideoliveira1886 sorry. I had to get it out of my system.

[@omrizohar9047]

So the previous day which is also tomorrow was terrible and still hasn't started?

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

"Collection of dried leaves...with a candle in my shoe." Sounds like out of context lines from a poem.

[@defectedzombie7348]

Kobold

[@defectedzombie7348]

U NO TAKE CANDLE

[@Olivia_220]

English teachers if they heard this: Now Can you explain what this means please.

[@danielc2310]

That’s what happened when Jack tried to jump over the candlestick but pulled a Humpty Dumpty.

[@msoileau83]

Kind of like the play....

[@fishnewt1331]

“The previous day was tomorrow.” Wait, what? Google translate, what was in that beer you had?

[@Poppy-pi2le]

Fish Newt 😂

[@dancetroupe1]

It is just saying 2 days ago.

[@dragonpheonix2095]

Time Travel

[@Haloangel204]

Groundhog Day XD

[@theonden5041]

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." -The Doctor Problem solved, google is a timelord

[@Caldella]

"I know he does not cheat, but he will." "The beer is back." "It seems that the fire is not strong enough." This song is about an alcoholic on the verge of a breakup.

[@ghost-yq5yk]

how tf did i not see this earlier you mad lad XD

[@ghost-yq5yk]

oh and they are killing their husband

[@jayjaywolf8988]

3:55 makes me think this alcoholic is also loosing a custody battle

[@FlyingCookie13]

*Love the Way You Lie has entered the chat*

[@jessmires5504]

*Purple. Purple*

[@matthewcooper4248]

"I want to die forever." That - that's literally the opposite of the show.

[@hotdog0275]

Yes

[@davidalicea6705]

But if she's in a time loop she can not die

[@alessandro5932]

When we watch the movie, we want to die forever.

[@purplebec9112]

Some people like me say thats basically the premise.

[@NetHaunt]

Actually, no. The entire premise of Cats is that the cats hate having so many lives (nine we are told... this was a joke, or was it...) and want to just stay dead and be one with the universe rather than stuck in this place of hell on earth. They are all actively competing to see which cat is to become the lucky cat that gets picked to die. Each of the cats then tries to persuade the other cats to all vote them / their candidate off the island using song and dance numbers that describe who they are and why they deserve the pick. In the end the old worn down cat is allowed to be the one to die.

[@gatonephist7255]

"It seems that the fire is not strong enough" **two lines later** "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit" Now I'm trying to decide whether the handsome man was trying to help with the fire, or whether somebody else was trying to set the handsome man on fire and had trouble at first because the fire was not strong enough.

[@Staggy-or9tb]

The second one makes more sense since the next line is “it will BE breakfast” Apparently Google Translate is a cannibal.

[@eclecticdog2k901]

I mean, technically GT is only a cannibal if it’s eating another translation software....🤷🏼‍♂️

[@dionysusperson1037]

But, hey! That's just a theory. A translate theory!

[@rexcake]

He was so lit he spontaneously combusted

[@boybreakdowns]

@@dionysusperson1037 aaaaaaand cut!

[@Shirleydocious]

“The beer is back” Google Translate remains being an alcoholic xD

[@richardgadberry8398]

Thank God!

[@bplionel2]

The movie is more "Cats as humans". The stage play is more "Humans as cats".

[@baskervillebee5353]

Can't even watch the movie trailer. 🤪

[@BirdyMisha]

best explanation of the difference.

[@rivby3695]

exactly

[@FrenkTheJoy]

The way the cat-people keep pop-and-locking really freaks me out.

[@codyjohnson6427]

That's why its ugly

[@danixghozt7568]

"The previous day was tomorrow" "The next was terrible" "This is not a new day" Google translate has no time logic

[@B33nj4m1n]

Time travel The cat went back in time by a day, so for her the previous day would be what we would call tomorrow She then saw that the day after tomorrow was pretty messed up Then she attempted to use her time travel device again, only to end up at a day she already experienced

[@mibusuzaku]

Obviously all those lines declare the truth, catz is a show about a bunch of cats trapped in a Groundhog Day situation and the only exit they know about is having a single cat die under a specific moon allows that cat to exit the loop, either to see a new day or die, whichever they cannot know as they are still stuck in the loops. It all makes sense now.

[@game.surveyors2728]

Quite true to be honest. Like: The next day will be tomorrow. So when we came to the next day, tomorrow became today and when the next day of tomorrow came, that tomorrow will be come the past day. So "the previous day was tomorrow" is actually true. :)))) jk

[@notsodaily6358]

This whole comment chain is full of paragraphs lol. Let me fit in. Thisjdijwiwkwnsjshdjdbeiwjjaoaaj aparsagtapfienjwa ba sjshejsiesns

[@Tori_wee]

Let me explain. It's because yesterday she time traveled to the next day after the current day but then she realized that tomorrow is a bad day so she went back to today and now she decided to tell everyone that tomorrow was a bad day. Am I right?

[@andymac8437]

“The beer is back” Google translate is officially an alcoholic

[@mafiawashere9872]

UFF YES GRRRL

[@claregoggle4724]

Butterbeer

[@isabellaxanthi]

That's why it's always drunk

[@gloriaguo229]

Google translate was always an alcoholic and constantly drunk

[@brkenhpes1655]

😂😂 true

[@angeladavidson2350]

"I know that he does not cheat, but he will." -Angelica to Eliza at some point definitely

[@No-899]

Accurate

[@rivby3695]

Also, when she said "my son" i thought "i'm not your son"

[@hummingbirdspark3998]

Which Eliza? Eliza pancakes? Eliza Hamilton? Some other Eliza? GIVE ME CONTEXT

[@angeladavidson2350]

@@hummingbirdspark3998 Hamilton sorry 😂😂

[@BonaparteBardithion]

@@hummingbirdspark3998 It's Sims, so probably Eliza Pancakes too.

[@leonineKelter]

Nobody: Not a soul: Not even ur mom: Google: *I'm a yippeudago*

[@auliakaliza1904]

Yippeudago is in Korean, from the word yeppeo means pretty.

[@EclipselaLuna3657]

for real?

[@lilium9361]

@@auliakaliza1904 What does the 'dago' part mean?

[@444finley4you]

Purple purple

[@auliakaliza1904]

Or yippeu means yippie!

[@detectivestudios7699]

Google translate has predicted it: "I'm a Cat, and it's a bad thing".

[@nuxx1876]

b i s c u i t s

[@agentw1516]

"My soul, mostly gingerbread."

[@No-899]

I’m bad art

[@Artist-128]

This, I am going to Hell... oh, no...

[@WyxienTheFox]

*Fight with strangers*

[@The-ix5tb]

"The handsome man was on fire and was already lit" "It will be breakfast" These two sentence combined indicates something

[@lara8975]

Bro what the fuck i-

[@finleyforevermore]

Either that, or the handsome man is just terrible at cooking.

[@audreydimmel6674]

Oh no!!!! 💀

[@ifanarieffahrurozi6904]

"The previous day was tomorrow" Well, that makes sense because the moon got dementia

[@lara8975]

Love him or hate him he spitting straight facts (sorry if repost)

[@ashethewitch1156]

"then the wind begins to suck" long hair problems

[@toboringo]

RELATE!

[@nah4266]

YES😂😂

[@Artist-128]

*Vaati has entered the chat

[@amykeith9426]

candy sweet I actually thought about my grandma with that line strangely enough. She was a very positive person but she always had a hard time with “that darn wind” as she used to say. 😌

[@ceski3255]

True. xD

[@crystalward1444]

"Christmas, it was eaten and I was gone." Yeah, that's totally a cat's true nature.

[@allie_stardust]

"Its literally still night time" That's it. That's the whole musical.

[@crimson6031]

This song LITerally tells a story : A serial killer trapped their uncle under their tarmac, they were happy because they had problems with their uncle and now he’s gone, but they still had more troubles with their cheating boyfriend, so they drank. then they tried to set the handsome man on fire, but had trouble because at first the fire was not strong enough, but then it got stronger and the handsome man was lit on fire, then they had a memorial. After they had breakfast ofc. Then after that they fell into depression and wanted to die forever. After they got out of depression they felt like they were on vacation, but then fell into it again and it felt like today was tomorrow. Then they became friends with Moses. After that, they were reminded of the cheater, and just said, “he’s a bad smell” then they started making KZbin videos and editing. Then it became christmas, after Christmas they felt like the sun went away and they became increasingly sadder. Then they committed suicide :) just my opinion ahahahhaHAHAHAHah.. haah.. haha... ah.. ha.

[@lara8975]

No

[@amsalterzo]

Wow😲

[@crimson6031]

@@lara8975 LOL

[@sophieg9601]

"Uncle's voice comes from the tarmac" Oh no, they cemented Uncle!!

[@lara8975]

among us

[@peridotplatypus]

"I know he does not cheat, but he will" Its like Angelica at Hamilton lmao

[@madixoxo246d6]

He will never be satisfied.

[@catchupichu]

"I want to die forever" Google Translate has apparently had a really rough life. To be honest, does anyone ever ask: how is Google Translate?

[@tyffani9931]

Me !

[@fangirldreamer748]

When is Google Translate? Who is Google Translate? Why is Google Translate?

[@LendriMujina]

I asked "How is Google Translate?" It answered "Google translates into Google? ?"

[@dawn6597]

"I'm a yippeudago" -Google translate 2019 Can't wait to see what 2020 has in store... haha

[@DaveLH]

I tried to put "yippeudago" into GT by itself with "Language detect" turned on, and it drew a blank. So WTH??

[@DaveLH]

"She softly and suddenly vanished away, for the cat was a yippeudago, you see." (Apologies to Lewis Carroll)

[@darthplagueis13]

@@FlameEmber Gotta be honest, the moments when the google translator doesn't know how to translate a word back and just leaves it make for some of the best randomness

[@koolkitty108]

DaveLH Alice in Wonderland...?

[@sirtinythe3rdofitaly]

I saw this right as it played

[@holyshard530]

"I want to die forever" "im back" Pretty much explains the afterlife in the CATS universe

[@lara8975]

Let's mention Tom Holland 4 years before his role

[@Robbie32]

"The previous day was tomorrow." Technically true. Every day was tomorrow from the perspective of the day before that.

[@opheliaxx9382]

my brain went into cardiac arrest reading this

[@janavanbellingen8531]

If you combine every sentence that actually makes sense in all of the videos, you get a Google translate who has been betrayed, has a whole slew of mental issues, and now is apparently paranoid their new boyfriend will cheat on them. Lovely

[@taylor-annmann9287]

Jana Van Bellingen wow

[@thecroc]

And an absolutely massive drinking problem

[@traceyh7444]

"I want to die forever" "I'm back" Google Translate, indecisive as ever I laughed so hard 🤣🤣

[@sinteleon]

Not really, it makes perfect sense, for someone who wants to die, but is unable to. Considering other parts of the song seems to imply a time loop going on...

[@B33nj4m1n]

“The previous day was tomorrow” Maybe that doesn’t make sense to a normal person who has only traveled forward in time, but it seems clear to me that the cat singing that song is a time traveler.

[@kronemerj]

Or was cursed with being trapped in a time loop groundhog's day style. Take your pick

[@eclecticdog2k901]

It’s official: Google Translate hates cats. From “I do not want to be a cat” in Friend Like Me, to an actual cat (Scar) excited to become a taxi instead, to “I’m a cat - and it’s a bad thing” from Bad Guy - and now the complete butchering of a song sung by cats, involving making them want to die forever. Poor cats.

[@naomideoliveira1886]

Agreed. I’m a cat person and I’m offended.

[@koolkitty108]

I don’t know if I should be offended or continue to die laughing

[@eclecticdog2k901]

Probably both 😂

[@DinosaurNick]

@@naomideoliveira1886 same but I still die laughing XD

[@kateyhajer4882]

how dare google translate betray us cat lovers!!!!

[@solidmoonbeams8939]

I would listen to an actual cover of Memory, her voice is so beautiful

[@cme_epicness]

“Crush yourself” Ok, google, calm down. What have I done this time

[@amsalterzo]

Just imagen Elsa singing "crush yourself, crush yourself.

[@cme_epicness]

Amsal T 😂

[@timefliesaway999]

“Christmas” “It was eaten” Can’t wait for this day to come!

[@ndJssFlurt]

It won't come, it was eaten.

[@koolkitty108]

Sounds like something the Grinch would say

[@robos3809]

It also said it will be a unique memorial

[@amykeith9426]

TimeFliesAway it makes sense. It’s what you do in Christmas. You eat. Spend time with the fam and then eat. Christmas was eaten. Maybe GT used it in metaphorical terms?

[@everlyw7892]

The next day was a horrible day Christmas It was eaten Well that makes sence

[@anothernerdontheinternet]

"Moon dementia? Crush yourself" Why does it sound like me that one time i spent a week without sleeping?

[@michaelwu2088]

"The previous day was tomorrow". That sounds like every philosopher xD.

[@lara8975]

Best yo mama jokes I've ever heard

[@alintje11]

Laughed out loud at the 'I'm back' after dramatically dying forever :")

[@Dermacrosis]

Try her "Heart attack" song :-)

[@FreakHarryPotter]

"You're the banana." The depressed banana you met?

[@bessieburnet9816]

👏🏽

[@poohgaze2338]

And even obvious.

[@dunamisempologus782]

*"The previous day was tomorrow...* *This is not a new day."* Hmmm Interesting...I think I saw a pattern. Apparently Google's AI watched Terminator.

[@PrincessofEllabur]

while getting drunk, on white wine and looking for bears on trees with boyfriend Chuck while third person taking their lunch away?

[@___behlul1938]

Plus *tomorrow was terrible* like what the f-

[@gamesandglory1648]

Groundhogs day

[@dangard75.wordpressdotcom]

And the thumbs up is now Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

[@Mia-sr2mo]

“You’re the banana” Google translate has never been more right

[@lucasrommel6545]

Original Version: I must think of a new life Google Translate version: *I want to die forever*

[@lara8975]

0 Posted by/ 1 day ago Hi

[@nubis_darkside33]

Google: "Purple.. Purple!" Probably every FNAF fan: "Purple guy?!"

[@davendavid]

Yep XD I was looking for a comment like this

[@copycat-kun9045]

Same :v

[@hornet2568]

*its been so long plays*

[@boyfriendfnf7646]

I though of purple guy

[@felineechoes]

And that was the guy who was on fire

[@puredemon5926]

"I want to die forever" "I'm back" Me with school. lol

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

“ I want to die forever “ , me in school “ I`m back “ when i graduated ( June 2005 )

[@therian3514]

Please make “you’re a mean one mister grinch” google translated

[@stargirl7646]

Therian 351 YESSS

[@koolkitty108]

Yes! Haha.

[@TheMoonEcat]

That would be wild.

[@avapaull3814]

This would be so hilarious.😆

[@nicbrant570]

so I just translated it using German, Corsican, and a few other languages, and this is what I got. Help, I'm dying of laughter. Mr. Grech, your intermediary Yes really hot They cry like an enchanting cactus like a naked eagle Yes you are a dark haired banana! Mr. Smile, you are a monster Your heart is empty Your brain is full of spider. Smile, there is garlic in your soul I won't touch the nineteen foot bar! Mr. Smile, they are little In your happy mandate Mr. Smile, you have all the sweet seafood If you have a choice, I'll go for an octopus! Mr. Grinch, you're an idiot Brutally annoying car Mr. Smile, your heart is full of washable socks Here are three words that best describe you, and quote them "Smelly, smelly, smelly!" Mr. Grinch, you are a router You are the king of sinners Mr. Grech, a purple tomato in your heart is dead Our soul is a garbage dump full of fear and horror Evaluation of inert waste

[@darthplagueis13]

None: Literally noone: Not even a single soul on the entire planet, including all the cats on earth: Goggle Translate: *yippeudago*

[@CharlieSaccodance]

“The previous day was tomorrow “ - life in this pandemic

[@lara8975]

Flatterer

[@almostjay159]

I haven't seen anyone mentioning this, but wow. She's such a great singer. This song is the hardest to sing in the entire damn musical.

[@packer7915]

So Google Translate is taking a break from wine and going back to beer.

[@Atomic_Unicorn13]

"I want to die forever" lol wow Google Translate is so emo

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

It isn't. It's just depressed.

[@koolkitty108]

Hasn’t it always been, though? What’s new?

[@rohanramamurthi9978]

"Don't let me know happiness"

[@KnightsaysNi]

@@APoliticalConfusionAndMess Also uses alcohol as a coping mechanism.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

@@KnightsaysNi Especially when it should have gotten therapy.

[@nicobones9608]

The occasional commentaries and facial reactions are what really make the comedy.

[@snoproblem]

"The handsome man was on fire and already lit... it will be breakfast." Mmm, handsome man and eggs - make mine over easy!

[@lara8975]

Make him famous

[@Generatrix]

*eggs* ?

[@lara8975]

@@Generatrix a poopoo head

[@CarolineLockMusic]

Can we talk about how amazing an actress Malinda is? Her face on "my son" goes through so many different micro-expressions of sorrow that I forget that I'm listening to something funny and instead feel like I'm watching King David weep for Absalom. Breathtaking.

[@bee_bch]

No matter how uncomfortable thinking about the movie trailer makes me, I can’t fault Malinda’s singing

[@zendikarisparkmage2938]

"The previous day was tomorrow." Go home, time, you're drunk.

[@adamH.1]

"Moon dementia". Wow. Sequel to "In the sun".

[@DavidTShaw]

"Moon dementia" is going to be a player name for me next time I get into a game. It was my favourite line, with: "I know he does not cheat but he will" "I want to die forever. I'm back" and "then the wind begins to suck" GT really skewed the lyrics this time - heaven!

[@dominiklehn2866]

"i had a dodo in the sunrise"

[@koolkitty108]

"Wait dude"

[@nightlingproductions8643]

”Remember this is a mirror " Every loading screen tip ever

[@lara8975]

Nice Kid, You Got There

[@Wiseong23]

From what I assume: "I am yippeudago" sounds very close to "예쁘다고" or "이뻐다고" which is Korean for the indirect speech form for "pretty". So that means "They say I'm pretty" if from Korean to English So yeah, go on and scroll through the comments

[@lara8975]

Poor fish

[@1996koke]

When your boyfriend tells you, he has to do a "school project" at his ex's house 1:37

[@WinxAliNelCielo]

Cheating on you and cheating on the project

[@sutomuarashi]

Psic- Hist 😂

[@sutomuarashi]

Spy Fandel 😂

[@letterborneVods]

This proves once and for all that cats can’t have alcohol.

[@callumtait4793]

Moon dementia is gonna be on the next order of merch, calling it right now.

[@Random1785YT]

“The previous day was tomorrow” Oh how silly of me! Of course!

[@lara8975]

What, just what

[@dhk1126]

Hahahahaa 1:31 Yippeudago means "(to say that I was) beautiful" in Korean! So basically the translation was good from eng(or whatever language) to Kor but obviously not the other way around! Lol

[@lara8975]

These kids have a better love life than me...

[@linusblanket32]

Got a commercial for the Cats movie right before this...coincidence?

[@miloshort3553]

I think not

[@callumtait4793]

Me 2!

[@aubrey7116]

They will often show ads that are related to the video you’re watching

[@flkgjwk]

Yesterday was tommorow Isn't yesterday two days ago's tommorow so this statement is true

[@30-x-dshaayonchakravarty85]

BIG BRAIN

[@aubrey7116]

But “the previous day was tomorrow” only makes sense if you’re a time traveler. WHICH would actually be cool if you went back in time to stop a big disaster and you went to two days before the event. You describe it and then you say that it was caused by things that happened the day before the event (“the previous day”). They ask when that was and you say “the previous day was tomorrow.” Wow you actually read this good job

[@PrincessofEllabur]

@@aubrey7116 but there are some fixed points in time which can't be unchanged

[@minecraftbee1236]

Trie

[@minecraftbee1236]

True

[@JanAside]

"I know he does not cheat but he will" Is this every woman's thoughts in a relationship

[@laelaps5246]

The handsome man was on fire :I

[@timefliesaway999]

Rocio Lezcano but the fire was not strong enough

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

Actually, yes. They're mine. But.... They're about myself.

[@IvyG-C]

Don’t know me happinesssss

[@leonineKelter]

Not me I'm pan and got a girl:)

[@humanatee6639]

“The previous day was tomorrow” isn’t that the plot of the final of phineas and ferb?

[@lara8975]

post on a video about a website being down which has nothing to do with art or anime at all.

[@danielsnoap9782]

Grizabella: "The handsome man was on fire and was already lit!" Old Deuteronomy: "Ok, I've heard enough, I'm making you the Jellicle choice, because you'll clearly be a danger to yourself and others if I don't."

[@ashethewitch1156]

“I know he does not cheat. but he will" that moment when you watch a show and you have a feeling one of the good characters will become evil

[@jacktheiss4085]

*Cough cough* Hans

[@gloriaguo229]

“The previous day was tomorrow” *40 hours later* Still trying to figure out how that works

[@chesirecat2969]

Time loop bullshits

[@syd_animated]

Time travel

[@Staggy-or9tb]

Peony the Pinecone To be honest though, it DOES make sense if you think about it too much... Here’s why: Let’s say it’s Wednesday today. Yesterday was Tuesday, right? Yes. But if we say today is Monday (instead), Tuesday is actually tomorrow... So technically, the previous day WAS tomorrow.... :) hope this made sense..

[@everlyw7892]

Staggy 2464 oh wow

[@aubrey7116]

Write a sci-fi book about something that happened all in one day. It’s a recovery from all of the horrible things that happened the day before. It keeps speaking of these things that happened “the previous day.” People know this is the future, but they convince themselves that it’s far outside their lifetime. This day comes to be known as “the previous day,” because it was the day before the main events of the book. Then, at the end of the story, when people are utterly horrified at the prospect of this day, and have convinced themselves that it’s far, far into the future, it says this: “oh, and by the way... ‘the previous day’ was tomorrow.” And it’s an amazing dramatic ending to the story :)

[@TaraFly]

When I discovered your channel, many moons ago, my first attempt at Google translating a song was “Memory”. 😂 My results were hilarious (albeit very different from yours, because, well, ... translation fails...), and I was too shy to record myself singing it publicly. I am so glad that YOU finally covered my favorite song! ❤️ CATS forever. 🐈❤️

[@ethanlivemere1162]

If you think this is weird, imagine what would happen if it tried to translate Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats... or The Rum Tum Tugger, Macavity, Skimbleshanks, Mr. Mistoffelees or literally any song that heavily features non-existent words.

[@christinahamilton7676]

How does "Touch me" become "Christmas"? Also, quite fitting, since you uploaded this in December.

[@beina1592]

" I'm a yippeudago. " Google Translate was full of alcohol this day from now on.

[@StedyMarconi]

“The previous day was tomorrow” is definitely my favorite. Is so poetic and philosophical...

[@lieutenantnoa]

My granddad his funeral was with the original song, R.I.P. 😭😭❤❤

[@abbyhenkin7604]

Me: can we see cats the musical Mom: we have cats at home _cats at home:_

[@ceski3255]

Cats at home: PuUUuURrrrrRRRpPPPpPLLLLlLEeeeeEWE *paints their fur purple to represent the cats behind the slaughter*

[@Mochi_Kiti]

Its better

[@davidlevenstam4343]

I saw Cats in Colorado Springs. I'd already fallen in love with the soundtrack and I loved the production. I met a woman there who had brought her copy of Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T.S. Eliot. She'd read the book first and couldn't imagine how Andrew Lloyd Webber had been able to put the poems to music. I'd gotten the soundtrack before getting the book, and when I read the book it seemed natural to sing those words. 😀

[@clrdmask]

"you're a the Banana. Here's a bad smell" *Dude, do you want to say that you don't like Bananas!? And you're insulting me as one??..creative insult then*

[@silentgamer4368]

"Christmas! It was eaten and I was gone. It will be a unique memorial, my son." Uhh...do we even want to know what that unique memorial would be?

[@lara8975]

Wow bro that's a lot

[@DaveLH]

The most hilarious thing is that some of these words almost make half-sense -- "You suck, wind!" -- Yeah, I can imagine Grizabella thinking that!

[@johnruschmeyer5769]

"The previous day was tomorrow." Wasn't that an episode of Star Trek?

[@lara8975]

The comment section is a literal church

[@dilarakal4333]

Had to sing this for auditions. I got so sick of it that I never wanted to sing it again. But that being said, Google Translate with a combination of your gorgeous singing voice gives this song a new life for me.

[@MsGrapeNehi]

“The next day was terrible.” - How we will describe every day of 2019 to our kids.

[@coastersplus]

... 2019 sounds so great right now :/

[@jennahvieve]

Welcome to 2020

[@cheshirekilo176]

2020 logic: Tomorrow was yesterday, the next day was terrible, and it is still, eternally, the same day. therefore, today is both yesterday and tomorrow, and because tomorrow was terrible, yesterday was terrible, and because it is the same day as yesterday and today, today is also terrible.

[@antenant9294]

2019, all alone in our memory. I can dream of those old days- life was beautiful then. I remember that year I knew what happiness was. Let the memory live again. 21! I must wait for the sunrise! I must think of a new life, and I mustn't give in. With a vaccine, this year will be a memory too. And a new day will begin.

[@Mochi_Kiti]

This aged terribly.

[@SailorYuki]

I think this is the most quotable song yet. Moon dementia needs to be on a t-shirt!

[@imsans7957]

“Moses smokes outside“ no He’s on my balcony

[@lollypop7503]

1:22 every cat owner ever😂😂😂

[@KonkeyDong616]

"Purple, Purple" *Its been so long intensifies*