Google Translate Explains the Stock Market (badly)

[@arandomperson1621]

All I’ve learned is Arizona costs less than the pancake I bought for breakfast.

[@hilary8533]

Does anyone know who this guy is... what happened to the other lady

[@eeshanmarathe3369]

@@hilary8533 They made a video on that. She is still there.

[@arandomperson1621]

To be more specific, Malinda is now making a team of artists and expanding from just songs and other comedy type things to actually explaining concepts like Evolution and now the Stock Market.

[@katherines.7508]

Where do you buy a single pancake?

[@koolkitty108]

Costs less than the coffee I bought, too

[@joermnyc]

“Ask your doctor before buying a business.” Doctors have money, they might be a good investor. Logic.

[@sinteleon]

Ironically, many famous scientists actually lost lots of money on the stock market.

[@Ajehy]

Med school in the US IS an investment. You pay out a lot of money and grueling hours for the hope that you’ll be able to earn it back before you collapse from burn out.

[@cousinparty7266]

Money also need frequent cheque-ups (haha look at me ummm funny)

[@HectorH-M]

"Products are sold in shops and in the whole world, so a lot of money everyday" Technically the truth (?)

[@WinterDutchie]

Well, they aren’t wrong...

[@calvinscarvings.66]

No no, he's got a point.

[@fionadavis7047]

Does anyone else see something that says read more?...

[@sourwitch2340]

True but incoherent, yes.

[@fruitytiffgaming4573]

I am the 666 like

[@chickenanddoodles]

"Working hard means finding a small car, buying a car, and buying a car" *applause*

[@bleepblock2177]

Poetry

[@mohammadsaleh1998]

I mean the tecnaccly the truth since u can do that

[@mohammadsaleh1998]

To make money of course

[@darklinklonklanklunkloinkl3060]

Oh hey Artsy Lizzy

[@starlegends3092]

XD that makes me lauph so much

[@raekent1014]

I feel like I’m gaining and losing brain cells at the same time

[@lindseycassella3015]

Pretty accurate description. I guess it evens out.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Basically accurate lol

[@zackmatthew9224]

I learn something... then, I forgot about it listening to GT.... soo now I learned nothing

[@reoaio]

Google translate is a good teacher

[@thejimmysofgatsby]

Braincells flow in and out. Kind of like money in a stock market...

[@Katzarecoolz]

No one: No one at all: Google Translate: “Ask your doctor before buying a business”

[@gabrielledove2448]

It's always better to ask you Doctor before doing anything 👍

[@lindseycassella3015]

Technically it might raise your stress levels so it might be a good idea. 🤷‍♀️

[@eagenthorror]

@@gabrielledove2448 i will ask my doctor about whether i should ask my doctor about whether i should ask my doctor about whether i should ask my doctor about....

[@Warrison_]

LOLL

[@Warrison_]

@@gabrielledove2448 Yes

[@stonetimekeeper]

I think we should see google translate do a personality test.

[@yeetabix8012]

YES

[@delireent.3960]

*Yes yes yes!!*

[@BraniaPearlrain]

I want to see that.

[@calvinscarvings.66]

*Yes, good.*

[@aruin4069]

It sounds like a good idea, if it wasn’t multiple choice options like most are

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Don't threaten an emu Remember, Australia lost a war to them. They're stronk

[@lockofthesamurai4317]

What do you mean. I usually get the jokes about Australia. But not this one. And as and Aussie my self. Emu is the least of worry. It's skippys you got worry about.

[@GoatMilkCookie]

@@lockofthesamurai4317 did u not learn of the emu war? Sheesh I’m a kiwi and we were taught about it 😒

[@CutTheVioletWire]

@@lockofthesamurai4317 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

[@petabulmer7345]

@@lockofthesamurai4317 I am Aussie too, thankyou for your comment! And yeah, we know we shouldn't mess with kangas!

[@koolkitty108]

@@CutTheVioletWire why did I read that as "emo war"

[@itsiz9738]

Google Translate was actually spittin' straight facts in this one -- "Owning a property is still far from the average person"

[@fatgriffin9907]

truth

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

Sad poor person noises

[@thericseascorpion5946]

True but it did mention that for an Emu Arizona costs 1 dollar and 10 cents.

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

@@thericseascorpion5946 only if I was a emu

[@thericseascorpion5946]

@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 same

[@christinahamilton7676]

"The shareholder, also known as the shareholder..." Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@eeng17]

My dog is a dog

[@gaopinghu7332]

Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor.

[@rezaghanbari2172]

Yeah RobertIDK fan

[@whyamistillhere1]

I was born at a very young age

[@caprisunfromabove1960]

“LISTEN HERE, EMU!”

[@Megan4434]

My thoughts whenever the Limu pops up for the Liberty Mutual ad.

[@koolkitty108]

My god I have to use that now...

[@russiaball7447]

- Major G. P. W. Meredith during the Battle of Campion, 1932

[@EmuIix]

Oh my

[@drawwithdan5821]

*Look

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

HAND OVER THE CHEESE All cheese belongs to me

[@BumboMcJumbo]

Thank you Kim

[@markh.6687]

"We shall fight on the Chedder, and in the Gorganzola. We shall fight on the Brick and in the Mozzarella; we shall never surrender...." (parody of Sir Winston Churchill's 1940 speech facing the possibility of Germany invading Britain during World War II.)

[@plantz_and_zombers]

no

[@weirdo4129]

Have one 1,000 cheeses.

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

All your cheese are belong to us

[@allyt7907]

"owning a property is still far from the average person" -- I felt this one

[@emmasilver2332]

Ikr that's literally the most accurate thing I've heard all day.

[@BreadApologist]

@@emmasilver2332 Even google translate knows the struggle is real...

[@miguelmsilva16]

Google Translate is communist

[@dinonuggy08]

"Ask your doctor before buying a buissness" Will do

[@amusarty]

"Make lots of friends, but never leave the company" friends? me wants

[@lilywarriorcats]

Lmao

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

😂

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

😂

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

😂

[@korsaiyajinkami3766]

What if the company is terrible and they work you like a dog for almost no pay?

[@sharingheart13]

Malinda's "An exciting new chapter!" according to Google Translate.

[@Nurichiri]

"If they want to stay in the market, the price is too high. I have to pay." Did Google just accurately explain the run on hedge fund stocks?

[@RickReasonnz]

Nah, they explained WSB. "Buy low, buy high"

[@rdknijjar455]

"Being a good investor. Working hard means finding a small car, buying a car, and buying a car" Amazing

[@denis_tart]

@StuntRoy26 2

[@gyarados232]

Doctor: do you have any symptoms? Me: Oh no symptoms, but I wanna start a business can you help?

[@fezenclop]

I’d love to see the expression of a doctor if you did that to them.

[@katiethehero7189]

Every single medical ad ever: *Ask your doctor before buying a business.*

[@ieatpineapples9742]

When he said the shareholder is the shareholder I felt that.

[@sakurafalls2468]

"Look, EMU. If you bought 1,000 shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's almost $1.10." I'M WHEEZING-

[@brentage5000]

"Yes, actually." Google Translat might get it wrong a lot, but I love their proud smile on those few occasions when they DO get it right😊👍

[@TomMcGovern]

Not gonna lie, I cracked myself up writing those emails

[@trulyisabelle6919]

And I cracked up reading them!

[@breakforthechorus6230]

@@trulyisabelle6919 Big same. I laughed out loud. They caught me off guard.

[@febereze8018]

BUY THE LIST

[@kimmysalvadore3412]

Lol what an odd to write those emails

[@itzpris15634]

absolute poetry, beautiful, just beautiful

[@aprilplays2082]

Commercials in 2021: Ask your doctor before buying (Insert random medicine name here) Commercials in 3021: Ask your doctor before buying a business.

[@jimmyjerrywu]

I kinda want Google translating conspiracy theories. Take something crazy, put it through Google translate, and make it even crazier...

[@unicornofpeace48]

What if you put it in and it came out normal :0

[@SpaceBatzz]

Unicornofpeace WAT

[@queenofspades2365]

PLEASE .

[@quinnh3553]

THIS.

[@starlegends3092]

Ya! That would be fun

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

It’s my opinion that in the lore of this world, Google Translate is an entity that can copy the physical appearance of another person, but will always wear different clothes. Also, sometimes it doesn’t know what it is talking about.

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

What do you mean, sometimes? Google Translate never knows what it’s talking about!

[@youtubechicken120]

Noone: Not one soul: Google translate: HAND OVER THE CHEESE

[@indigoecho9016]

And don't you DARE forget a thousand cheese tools! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Wehiremonkeys]

@@indigoecho9016 everyone's gangsta until GT breaks out the cheese tools.

[@zahrabasiri7784]

Banditbot in a nutshell

[@HemantMane]

GIMME DA CHEESE

[@thefutureisqueer3899]

"I have to pay" *GT leaves* "Pay who?"

[@jespoketheepic]

The delivery on "Ask a doctor before you buy a business" sent me 😂

[@marcuscarr2829]

If your business lasts more than four hours, see a doctor.

[@nathanjplatt]

"Despite all this, owning a property is still far from the average person." Google Translate actually is right about something.

[@microska2656]

And it can tie it's shoes

[@hyejulko]

*"the shareholder known as the shareholder"*

[@kieranotanuki]

I see the floor here is made of floor

[@aruin4069]

Fun fact: cheese is commonly referred to as cheese.

[@HiHi-pl5te]

smiling is called smiling

[@katiethehero7189]

Ah yes, *the child is a child.*

[@bleepblock2177]

Known as the shareholder known as the shareholder known as the shareholder known as the shareholder known as the shareholder known as the shareholder

[@betheroo2397]

"Now you think, maybe this table will find me." This is how I feel searching for furniture on Craigslist.

[@user-ug6tn1ci7b]

What my teachers are trying to teach me vs what I actually learn

[@BumboMcJumbo]

Normal: what the teacher is saying GT: what i learned

[@beepboop2816]

Google translate is that one person who plays animal crossing and is convinced they know how economics works

[@flamboyant_wolf]

just buy some turnips, and don't forget to plant your money :D also, destroing local enviorment seems to work just fine.

[@agathaplayziez4953]

"Products are sold in shops and in the whole world, so a lot of money everyday" This is how I describe things everyday. Like legit

[@kantraa]

Plot twist: Redditors didn't break the stock market, Google Translate did.

[@noahshad09]

What???? When did redditors break the stock market?

[@AuroraSkull]

@@noahshad09 it's a long story Basically, a bunch of people on reddit bought Game stop stock, while Larger Stock investor companies were betting against Game Stop. Reddit basically turned the table and caused those large companies to lose billions of Dollars. I didn't explain it very well, i would recommend watching The Game Theorist's video on the whole situation

[@noahshad09]

@@AuroraSkull isn’t it the big investors fault then?

[@awfulzed]

Did Google Translate break your spelling as well?

[@thesaltycat9493]

@@noahshad09 Yes, because they were betting against Game Stop, meaning they wanted/needed Game Stop to go bankrupt. And, because they were betting for it going bankrupt, that was further causing it to become bankrupt, thus becoming a self fulfilling prophecy. Like the other commenter said, Game Theory explains it way better, but short story: The investors did this to themselves.

[@MrCoco59f]

I found a small car, bought it, and bought it again, now I'm rich, 100% would do it again.

[@lockscorparationunrapped4309]

i want to know what car that was

[@Panda-gk1io]

We need a Google Translate explains why we Google translate. For when translating gets meta.

[@reubenwhipp3310]

Lol

[@IrfanDoesWhat]

"If u share you are a business owner" *Parents are at peace*

[@cupcakepink1299]

Most medication ads: Ask your doctor before trying this medicine Google Translate: Ask your doctor before starting a business

[@breakforthechorus6230]

This was hilarious. Tom is a fantastic actor and the emails and his deliver on some lines SENT ME.

[@twistedtranslations]

What would you like us to explain next??

[@afaye2268]

taxes!!

[@arnavrane1456]

Death

[@oliverjones3824]

YES TAXES

[@ryleefisk1764]

Hospitals

[@alienhuman9303]

TAXES

[@paigejimenez625]

4:03 As someone who lives in Arizona, I can confirm we are not worth that much.

[@mewmaster6966]

quarantine be like: well no happiness, no happiness, no time, no friendship

[@koolkitty108]

Or college

[@marga8732]

@@koolkitty108 *College in quarantine be like:*

[@The_Marvelist]

Everything has to be shown

[@Coolster9811]

OK but the way he embraces the himbo energy so well is so precious. I want to hug

[@Zigzagfabricguy]

Wow. Just wow. GT knows what to do. START THE SPACE STOCK EXCHANGE! 1:43

[@andrewfortmusic]

I originally subscribed to this channel in 2016, when it was still entitled “Google Translate Sings.” I subscribed because I love listening to Malinda sing songs through Google Translate. Such musical content has been growing fewer and further between for a while. I don’t want to be unkind, but I really, really want more music and fewer explanations. ❤️

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

Malinda, do a behind the scenes translated by google translate! That would be hilarious

[@mayomay516]

It would just be them typing things into google translate over and over plus them laughing at what they have to say today 🤣

[@herd-shep]

0:58 Behold, gentlemen. The only time Google Translate will ever say something useful.

[@natalie20052]

0:40 woah so if I bought 1000 I could have a whole chuck e cheese!

[@katarinarose3379]

step one: pause video step two: go to 2:19 step three: read the whole email trust me, it's amazing

[@walking_trees2371]

"Space Stock Exchange" the sci-fi movie for business people, coming to the cinema in early 2022

[@npc-333]

I'm excited

[@Depressed_Cuboid]

Underrated comment

[@walking_trees2371]

@@Depressed_Cuboid thanks:)

[@koolkitty108]

I’d watch it

[@SpaceBatzz]

Kitty Love yes

[@NielsonLucas]

Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Memories" by Maroon 5. Translated lyrics: Parameter I wish you were here, but you're not Because all the memories are back For the rest Bread here today French toast on the street Because all the memories are back Accepted by heart, remembered by heart I remember when I wasn't in pain I believe forever and everything is the same Now I feel my heart when someone says your name in December I can't register, but I know that one day I will say yes Everyone was injured at times Yes, it hurts every day But everything will be fine Say yes to a glass Parameter I wish you were here, but you're not Because all the memories are back For the rest Bread here today French toast on the street Because all the memories are back Accepted by heart, remembered by heart You're not Du-du-du-du, du-du-du How beautiful Restore memory, restore memory There are times when I don't feel far from the place When I think there is so much to stop all hatred (oh yes) My heart is now like coal and the light is dark I brought you a torch, so you know I'm not going, yes Everyone was injured at times Yes, it hurts every day But everything will be fine Say yes to a glass We have these things (oh-oh) I wish you were here, but you're not Because all the memories are back Everything we went for (no, no) Someone is in pain here (no) French toast on the street All memories will make you drunk Accepted by heart, remembered by heart You're not Du-du-du-du, du-du-du How beautiful Restore memory, restore memory You're not Du-du-du-du, du-du-du Tax - tax, tax (IE) Restore memory, restore memory Yes and yes Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no Restore memory, restore memory

[@ShowShorts..]

E

[@mera-mori]

yes, definitely ask your _docter_ before starting a business.

[@mangogo44]

I would really like to see these things "explained": 1) Big Bang, 2) elections, 3) climate change

[@RKStrikerJK5]

5:46 "Getting started is the best way to deal with it. Win!" Well, it's not BAD advice...

[@NielsonLucas]

Idea: Google Translate Sings: "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry Translated lyrics: I was very aware I was very aware I was very aware If it was dark I'm very hurt Open heart (I have great knowledge) How do you read the stars? (I'm very smart) And now I'm ready That's what you see Not always visible (I understand) Yes, I dreamed for a long time Now I know what I mean I will not drown, I will not give up Gravity hurts, you did a great job When I get up on the cement I fell into the clouds An error has occurred I remember that night Unless they fall from the clouds I was very aware Don't lose sleep I recorded all the songs And I woke up I don't need fuel, no Yes, I was born again Eat milk I don't have to pretend (and now it's too late) Finally, the story ends Now I know what I mean I will not drown, I will not give up Gravity hurts, you did a great job When I get up on the cement Clouds at nine in the morning (don't embarrass me) An error has occurred I'll leave you tonight (I'll leave you if I leave you) I fell from the clouds (woke up) Very screaming Fallen castle (I can't sleep) I'm trying to fight (I'm awake) God knows what I want to do She looks nice (she knows a lot) But I'm not blind anymore I was very aware I was very aware Yes, Al, that sounds a lot of shit to me, it seems to me that BT is not for me either. An error has occurred You know I'm leaving you today I didn't read it from the cloud I was very aware I am very conscious I am very conscious I am very conscious I am very conscious

[@calasurien]

Noone: Google: Space Stock Exchange!!!

[@leem216]

"Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendship." mood af

[@dominiklehn2866]

These are great! I love them! But please don't stop the google translate sings series

[@zoedolmas4914]

I laughed at the "Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendship, everything has to be shown. To do this you need a one million dollar cash soup." 😂

[@lilywarriorcats]

“Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendships.” -a wise man

[@Hi-eu2gp]

Everything has to be shown. ( To do this, you need a one million dollar cash soup )

[@mimikyulover3411]

Sounds like that guy like "no english, no problem! Everyone, HAPPY!"

[@birdii7557]

Sad, but true 🥲 Also please help where do I find this one million dollar cash soup so I can show *everything* 😂

[@MinimalistTheatre333]

Business in a nutshell.

[@ravenlebean361]

✨Depression!✨

[@ThornMu]

5:19 I'm pretty sure the soap cleaning that money is that drawing of soap that was drawn so well everyone was confused as to why the artist posted it in the first place. "Why did you post a photo of a bar of soap?" *artists cries conflictedly* "I drew it, but no one believes it's a drawing."

[@erinrimmer9878]

“Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendship.” this is lockdown in a nutshell explained by google translate

[@kimarous]

"Despite all this, owning a property is still far from the average person." British Columbia housing market in a nutshell.

[@teffley2766]

When you're actually learning things from these videos

[@koolkitty108]

@Aubrey Baird that would be chaotic, but I love it... google translated history lessons

[@anteeklund4159]

*"Being an investor means finding a small car, buying a car and buying a car"*

[@bluejayfamilygaming9501]

Google translate explains the history of iPhones

[@ArjunRaviFunniestManOnEarth]

I love these videos by Tom! He's so good at acting!

[@srijanumesh5355]

Wtf. I started dealing in the stock market today. And I also remembered and watched ur last video today.

[@Thumbbreaker4]

I saw an ad on this video that used the exact same image as the one on 4:12

[@adventurerwithacoolhat2531]

”Products are sold in shops and in the whole world, so a lot of money every day.” "How about as the value of this business increases, as does the value of your work." Started out accurate.

[@feiradragon7915]

The second quote is GT being hopeful.

[@slainedale8032]

Original: Hi Malinda/Tom! I know I'm late, but better late than never, right? Anyway, I think it's interesting learning about the Stock Market, even when Google Translates changed it into something that has to do with million dollar cash-soup or 1,000 cheeses. Anyway, I'm excited for the future still because there's still so many things you could do and I can't wait to see what they are. Have a great day and thanks for teaching me about the Stock Market. Translated: Hello, Malinda / Volumes! I know I'm late, but it's too late for that, right? Anyway, I think it’s an interesting lesson about the Stock Market, especially when Google Translations turns it into something you have to do with a million bucks or 1,000 bucks. Anyway, I like the future because you can still do a lot and I can no longer try to see what it is. Have a wonderful day and thank you for teaching me about the Stock Exchange.

[@apriannemanlangit]

Hey, I'm trying, Tom! I know it's too late, but it's better to be late. But does Google have to pay a million or $ 1,000 for cheese? It is important to know more about the market. But I’m still waiting to see what I can do. I can't do it alone. Thank you for learning Persian. This is what I got.

[@slainedale8032]

@@apriannemanlangit Nice traslation.

[@OrangeGuy208]

@@apriannemanlangit Hello, this is Melinda/Tom, I'm bored, well, I need google punch to understand the stock market, whether it's $100,000 or £1,000. But there is still much work to be done. Thank God for the future.

[@gerardolareu8415]

"By doing so, the grades will not increase." is this stocks or studying?

[@eeveearoace]

Stonks - your grade would increase if you studied.

[@cmdraftbrn]

answer: yes

[@feiradragon7915]

Both if it's college.

[@brandnewkutta]

"Look at the wallet" -Google Translate Tom 2021

[@artsrandomstuff436]

Google translate actually has some good ideas, they also spout some random crap we might want to ignore-

[@lauraholmes2402]

Good luck deciding which is which.

[@adrianaraymond]

Toms version of google translate is like that one guy who always seems smart, but you quickly realize he's totally wrong, while Miranda's character is the awkward and derpy type of dumb person who always wants to fit in, yet always confuses themselves

[@thenickstrikebetter]

For some reason i felt scared when i saw "(badly)" in the title but... *we're talking about google translate here...*

[@songifiedschmo7925]

This notification came on my chrome book when I was in school. I have waited until after school to watch this, and I wasn’t disappointed

[@dipanwitabose7697]

Well, no happiness, no happiness. No time, no friendship. *My life summarised*

[@Sara-ev8pe]

Exactly.

[@DavidWillanski]

Facebook won't let me share this video because they think it's abusive

[@SourGrapesandParmesan]

I needed this

[@gooberempire]

3:42 I do not want to pay I’ll never do that again Don’t lean on the table You are not allowed to cry Boomerang Don’t let me hurt the camels

[@UraniumLeaf]

I'm not a goat

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

⁠@@UraniumLeafI do not want to be what I am Far from fleeing and y i t e w e w o t e l i

[@mirazenker1203]

I just love this channel! Tom you are cool! (But I kinda miss Malinda as well)

[@RoH1280]

There's always that one part i the video where i have to1.10!" stop. drop. and roll. on the ground laughing. for this video it was: "LOOK EMU." "If you bought 1000 shares of Arizona in 1997, now it's almost a dollar and *ten cents!* " "Despite all this, owning a property is still *far* from the average person."

[@thatmentallyunstablegorl]

The " look , emu" had me dying hahaha

[@koolkitty108]

It sounds like an insult, I love it

[@ltknn]

2:07 They are not exchanged for wax Sky: Children of the Light where the currency is literally candles: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@wtf8178]

Pls translate a football (soccer) commentary, its hillarious!

[@FaimlyGuyFunnyClips]

"aSk YoUr DoCtOr BeFoRe BuYiNg A bUsInEsS" - google translate 2021. God thats my favorite quote of 2021

[@floating_lanterns]

Google Translate: By doing so, the grades will not increase. Guess he just predicted my grades this school year . . . :">

[@NielsonLucas]

Same

[@GEMtrustNET]

Today it's not about return ON capital. Today it is about return OF capital.

[@EarthToEris]

2:34 this sounds like board game instructions.

[@Kinglovinstone]

Craigslist monopoly!

[@sinpi314]

I read the title as “Google translate explains the Stonks meme badly” Yeah I’m weird

[@brickbuilder3031]

Normal: stocks Google translate: stonks

[@brickbuilder3031]

What how 110 likes..

[@taegan2349]

@@brickbuilder3031 idk man i guess the people love you or somethin

[@brickbuilder3031]

@@taegan2349 lol

[@ninap5613]

I really like Tom's delivery of these translations.

[@saamyaghai2304]

"millions of families have lived there for millions of years" noooooooooooooo

[@LightningRuns]

This is actually helpful for someone who has just started in the stock market

[@pufflesfox]

I love videos like this because I actually learn things while being entertained