Google Translated Mario Wonder is Getting Worse...

[@ACEROLLS]

Mario i wonder where the family friendliness went

[@Scarbonara_]

Real 💀

[@SephirothAndino]

“Don’t be afraid and don’t be afraid”,” I’m not afraid”,”and I don’t like to fly” are the funniest things in this mod but yes there is no more family friendliness (I am at timestamp 5:12 in the time of me writing this comment btw)

[@timohara7717]

We used to have the balls level, now we have the penis level. Now we just need the vagina level

[@zombfire5259]

It’s gone and they’re funnier for it

[@KirbyLovesKake]

Mario knows the family friendliness was left behind in the flower kingdom

[@velvet.BULLET]

"What was your favorite grade in school?" and Dan replying with mfn "A?" is so good lmao

[@luigipowdemo6458]

I'd be honest and say 4th. Timestamp: 14:22

[@ChocoMilccy]

2:30 "On the third minute, the microwave said: Let there be heat"

[@Super64Legend]

LMFAOOOO 😂

[@ryanthemustacheguy7449]

W

[@BepLee-k7w]

“And he was cookin’”

[@ItstoadXD]

Let there be MMMMMMMMMM

[@andrewszanto9347]

17:05 "sloplin toplin" was almost responsible for a real world death of me choking on a waffle

[@MCFawful]

You want me to “Watch this demo”? But then you want me to “do not look”? What is it?!

[@star_the_silly_real]

Oh hey

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

It always makes my day when you uploads a new "Google translated" video, this has quickly become my favorite KZbin series ever. I always laugh so hard at seeing Nintendo characters just say the craziest stuff, _especially_ when your friends are also there just to fuel the antics

[@theominouspigeon]

no longer suspicious

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@theominouspigeon Nope! I have fully transitioned now :3 (pun completely intended)

[@ShatteredSaline]

​@@SomeGalNamedEve happy for you!!! so swaggers ^-^

[@dwightk.schrute7213]

You somehow managed to make Mario Wonder more drug-infused

[@PaperYosh975]

It's an acid trip within an acid trip

[@GameBoyHamazing]

at 8:51 my video froze and it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it wasn't fail doing a bit where he just didn't say the line

[@theodorejohnson459]

Its hard to tell which of the comments are bots because so many of Jays fans are hot women

[@elicenyne]

:3c

[@SiSoz]

0:16 perfectly synced 👏

[@THE_FACEツ]

👏

[@Seven-9090]

5:56 what did I do….?

[@evancraftgc6271]

You know what you did.

[@Seven-9090]

@@evancraftgc6271 hmm, I don’t think I do.

[@evancraftgc6271]

@@Seven-9090 don’t try to deny it

[@Jaxisthegoat]

Guys they clearly don’t know what they did, just tell them

[@evancraftgc6271]

@@Jaxisthegoat Oh, I can’t, I have no idea what they did. But unless they’ve suddenly lost the memory of everything they’ve ever done, *they know what they did.*

[@spltiii]

Yoshi can open his nasty tongue and cough with the push of a button

[@DarkChaotic]

If this comment gets 300 likes before the next video I, this mod's creator, will make a special JayMoji version

[@randomkid6236]

This comment makes no sense but ok

[@MentalBanana]

@@randomkid6236 he made the mod lmao

[@DarkChaotic]

@@randomkid6236 I made the mod

[@EmperorChicken]

You should probably clarify who you are in the comment because it's confusing to people without context

[@DarkChaotic]

@@EmperorChicken hindsight is 20/20, it's 2024

[@MossBlok9]

"Don't be afraid! Don't be afraid!" "I'm not afraid!" "I'm scared of heights..." Seems like the type of interaction to actually be in a Mario game lol

[@gio_wuz_here]

I've been watching Skips videos with Jay and Dan in them a lot recently. So going from those to a video where they're all yelling and swearing at a flower is so funny to me!

[@big_ole_queer_mess]

Jay, Skip, and Failboat... the perfect trio

[@andrewszanto9347]

9:47 that is.... the best possible way you could describe the internet 😭

[@TheWtfanime]

I gotta reset my ass That needs to be a on a T-shirt, Jay get that merch op in now

[@ItsFoxPlays3]

14:12 *bisexual flag intensifies*

[@ZingierAlpaca96]

Vehicular Manslaughter in Kirby games!

[@vexfcstudios6929]

THERE ARE NO BAD DRUGS IN THE WORLD HALAUYA FATHER

[@storm8976]

"children don't care about the weather" is so real tho

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

0:41 HE JUST LIKE ME FR FR

[@veryQuiteWhimsical]

If you're not gonna keep it can I take it? I could use another.

[@Shmeebi]

​@@veryQuiteWhimsical🗿

[@gradualdsd]

Hearing you guys and your family-friendly sounding voices, cursing and making inappropriate jokes is so hilarious to me

[@StarbitO]

10:21 People's average reaction to seeing what I mostly post about in my instagram stories

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

LMAO

[@theominouspigeon]

half a tower‽ america doesn't even have a whole one!

[@StarbitO]

YO- 😭😭

[@Super64Legend]

That's foul, bro💀

[@tempura8976]

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA DO THIS THATS FOUL 💀

[@CyberweaverVT]

There used to be 2

[@skittlekey]

9:03 bro sounded like a UNDERTALE pelo scream

[@LiarrahYoung]

11:56 WaIt 1 _ WaIT_0 DoN' T LoSe Hope aaÆÆÆÆ_ "This guy is crazy"

[@FreshBeeth]

0:41 w bottom surgery

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

w bottom surgery!!!

[@ingridsoleil]

Top tier comment 😂

[@TheDarkUmbreon8623]

This is a very disturbing video. But somehow....in a good way

[@SaraSupernovaParasol-te7ln]

The good book is the ultimate marvel vs Capcom 3 guidebook

[@AnnieT-io6py]

I love when the video zooms in on the character of whoever is talking it’s so funny

[@Super64Legend]

10:25 WHY DOES HE SOUND JUST LIKE BARNICLE BOY 😭😭😭

[@Hover_stuff]

4:50 i dont think that treatment likes to fly

[@Marudream407]

Me after seeing that JayMoji posted another Google translate video: oh cool Me checkin the channel from what I missed and seeing he basically uploaded part 2: heck yeah

[@Kraiglyndor]

I’m doing the same thing after being recommended part 3

[@kirstybattye6010]

Yo what yoshi be doin up there bro 1:22

[@Queen_Grumble_Rocks]

💀☠️☠️☠️💀💀

[@rat_mikey]

I would LOVE to see a video with you guys reading a microwave cookbook like the bible.

[@Cypherlord]

Day 2 of asking for what if my autism diagnosis was translated by Google 100 times?

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture1245]

Don't read my name

[@Jax_brix]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture1245okay 🤷

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture1245 ?

[@Lilac_Princess-jw6ov]

8:22 Florian going super saiyan.

[@zachpro5475]

This game is almost a year old 😮

[@Phantom_Gaming-n6o]

What!

[@Autistic_Knight]

Dang your rihgt

[@KingdomKey-ik4xk]

5:48 DaThings? 😂

[@dropdmike75]

Glad someone else saw Wonder Bros. lmao

[@dravenblack4626]

11:27 mother

[@Xgame001YT]

Brother how did I JUST open youtube when this dropped

[@wibblekoma-dp8qy]

I can't believe it I was playing splatoon to choose my splatfest team and I see your inking sitting on a ladder

[@bugonyourwall]

10:46 where my uncontrollable laughter began

[@declanhughes4107]

14:13 true

[@zguy5441]

2:22 "If there is water in the water tank on the home screen, press the middle button to remove the water." This is some fnaf fangame shit you're saying to me

[@steeveedragoon]

Skip cursing is not something I never thought I'd hear, but it's absolutely amazing.

[@KayKorTeeVee]

LETS GO I WAS SO HYPED FOR THE SECOND PART

[@NixityNullt]

She sloplin on my Standee till I wonder seed

[@whatTFisThis]

16:12 luigi watching everyone hit on his girlfriend:

[@CCShakeCat]

15:28 I don't think I've ever seen this side of Skip ever lmfao

[@StillNotWinnie]

God I love what GT does to games and your reactions

[@Pupperpats]

2:20 Move the middle stick to avoid the shot.

[@SpaceNuggets]

2:16 the game really thinks it’s in the convo

[@torgehand5959]

I heard "children don't care about the weather" and got a notification from the weather app so yeah😅

[@NightW3VL]

The auto-infused mushrooms are really starting to hit in this video

[@tacocat7492]

hearing skip curse a bunch is the funniest thing. he never does, it's great.

[@Minedub76]

We got some blood, blood, gallons of the stuff, we got all that we could drink but it will never be enough.

[@boowho817]

Wonderful. What Chaos has Google wrought unto you today?

[@NOCTAM_THING]

ha ha "wonder"ful

[@whatTFisThis]

luigi and mario share alot of lines so i dont mario would actually care too much 3:46

[@coldramen1346]

12:25 Jack Black snuck into the recording??? 😮

[@gunsand_hammersboi]

do super mario party jamboree but google translated

[@Matias-fh2hf]

My assumption is that this is emulated for the coop but mods might just go crazy

[@A_s1lly_jxstxr]

Dan really needs a raise for making his throat suffer.

[@Buddy_Duck]

Skip the tutorial my GOAT playing as Daisy you love to see it 😤

[@MAKO-rn1ni]

Awesome vids keep it up

[@Rozie_Simson]

YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! jay, dan and skip posted!!!!!!!! love you guys so much!!!

[@thejackofaces6359]

9:03 ah yes my Cheesecake Factory waiter is also a horde of bees

[@miriam_zzZ]

I love jay so much I swear😭❤️

[@StarbitO]

Sameee :3

[@A.RandomShark]

Oh God I have to add more to my prince florino pastor drawing 😭

[@octo_sploosh]

"Jay should have added a swear counter in this mod"

[@Stylishspikes2]

Mario wonder but Nintendo was on drugs:

[@ghstrl]

They already were bro

[@Stylishspikes2]

Nahh hro they was on some weed or something

[@nexolu973]

Pro tip: don't die of dehydration in the desert

[@AstrixZVR]

Lmao xD idk why but the way ai scuffs things up always gets me 😂

[@Realcat48]

Um Actshually it's called "Prime Day" not "Amazon Day"🤓

[@aydanrizqy7039]

We need part 3

[@MrMintyVA]

As a former child, I actually did care about the weather quite a bit.

[@MostToast55]

This part is hilarious 9:13

[@witness-000]

whos better: jaymoji or failboat

[@yourgracexx]

I'm not joking, my sister has the microwave meals book that her pastor gave her for college

[@Jax_brix]

MORE TRANSLATION

[@XL_PIZZA]

I super mario wonder if we're on drugs

[@JoeLikesBlue]

You can tell how long a recording session was going by how loose Skippy gets with his commentary xd

[@Yardangboy]

Ponk to the sock to knock it will commit bonk

[@keving264]

The thumbnail is playing uno with friends that know were you live in

[@futrey9353]

the return of Pastore Floriano

[@BlaineHolland_xp]

12:27 exayupt 💅

[@FishySkull30]

This feels crazy

[@buggibii]

16:05 Todd (from Mario)

[@FunnyMan69-ci9yk]

0:00 real

[@Itsgamingtime11-co5kp]

Dang I don’t think I’ve ever heard skip swear

[@PineFerret]

Imagine this idea for Animal Crossing

[@CrashOzzy1223]

0:04 wait… half a tower? Where’s the other half…? No not 1-1/2… you monsters.

[@nicalaw]

It's Photo of Cuba Tower's missing half

[@GunnerL-g2e]

17:36 you can see Jays clock says 6: 25

[@sinteleon]

Considering the luma in mario movie, that thumbnail text does not seem all that out of place. :p

[@mrcwillis6970]

Well that’s no surprise is it XD

[@evanblake5252]

Somehow, your commentary is way more unhinged than the translation.

[@RRamens]

19 minutes of dan vocal stim

[@LUCASR6-e5s]

swat any% speedrun