Goonies (1985): A Bankrupt Retrospective

Grotesque and uncredentialed, Bankrupt Barry brings great shame to KZbin in this retrospective on Steven Spielberg's and Richard Donner's 1985 classic Goonies.
Starring Josh Brolin, Sean Astin, Corey Feldman, Ke Huy Quan, Jeff Cohen, Kerri Green, Martha Plimpton, Anne Ramsay, and John Matuszak, Goonies tracks a crew of lovable misfits as they scour the perilous underbelly of Astoria, Oregon in search of One-Eyed Willy's fabled pirate treasure.
In this rather daring installment, Barry and company address the film from all angles, including logistics, production details, and the narrative's overall messaging. Barry absorbs even more punishment than usual, culminating in a high-altitude feat of stupidity involving a home-made 'Soft Chute.'
As always, be sure to stay tuned till the end if you enjoy Barry's cutscenes.
Required reading:
Sean Astin talks about the octopus: • Sean Astin explains th...
Oregon 'Goonies' Shipwreck: www.washingtonpost.com/histor...
Legal logistics of keeping the treasure: www.cracked.com/article_35781...
What happened to Chunk: bestlifeonline.com/news-chunk...
0:00 Intro & Context
2:52 Celebrating Anne Ramsay
3:58 Plot Analysis
5:37 Celebrating Jeff Cohen
7:16 Plot Analysis
13:49 Music of Goonies
14:57 Smegman's Marinated Cricket Medley
15:38 Plot Analysis
26:08 Final Thoughts
27:39 The Soft Chute
28:48 Cutscene
#goonies #richarddonner #stevenspielberg

[@BankruptBarry]

To anyone wondering why this video was so delayed and why it's so chopped up, it's because Warner Bros. doesn't believe in 'fair use,' and neither does KZbin. Hope you enjoy!

[@EllisBBangin]

@BankruptBarry, u owe me beer, pay up! 🍺

[@marvelwhopesdc]

There wouldn't be all these issues with copyright if we just elected Barry to supreme chancellor

[@BankruptBarry]

That's right! People can't make copyright claims if when they're bankrupt.

[@darkain666]

Great video Barry, really the stuff that makes youtube worthy!

[@BankruptBarry]

Thank you for the comment, @darkain666! The bank says we’re not allowed to write anymore checks, so we’ll have to pay you in crypto this time 💵💵💵

[@jefforsburnjeffe4380]

That clip of the Anne Ramsay interview was so very sweet and endearing. Its kind of weird that the cancer that killed her also kind of caused her distinct end-of-career laudit.

[@BankruptBarry]

Yes, @jefforsburnjeffe4380, Anne Ramsay rocked for sure! And thanks for teaching us all a new word. Either I've just had a stroke, or this is my first time encountering "laudit."

[@ashkebora7262]

These days "gooning" has a VERY different meaning...

[@BankruptBarry]

😆😆😆

[@-Ricky_Spanish-]

I'm curious how it holds up today for those who didn't grow up with it. The 80's was a pretty boring time to be a kid in the suburbs, we would spend a lot of time just riding our bikes aimlessly trying to find something to do, so this movie really tapped into our desire for adventure. The whole story is completely ridiculous on every level, it's hard to imagine it resonating with kids today in the same way, but maybe it does. My favorite of the "things that make no sense" is the fact that the Spanish all rhymes after it's translated to English, but didn't rhyme in Spanish.

[@BankruptBarry]

Great points! It's a movie that is probably most relevant to those who grew up in a time before cell phones, etc. As you say, the whole thing plays out like an extended wish fulfillment for bored, adolescent suburbanites. At this point, even far more recent movies like Spy Kids probably feel badly outdated, so Goonies probably seems pretty cheesy.

[@djhinton79]

"Type 2 diabetes" 😂 Dude, what is wrong with you? That was hilarious.

[@BankruptBarry]

The list of things wrong with us is lengthy, good sir!

[@noreply42069]

Welcome back bro looking forward to the next 29 mins of my day. Did you manage to get on other platforms yet? I’ll follow you over on those too if you have

[@BankruptBarry]

Haven't had a chance, but we plan to look into it. Thanks for watching!

[@noreply42069]

@@BankruptBarry don’t forget me when you reach a million subscribers bro I was here when you were in them double digits. This is the best kind of content on the internet. Thanks for the entertainment keep it up

[@toyota420xp]

This is the most overrated worst movie ever seen

[@BankruptBarry]

Oh, right on. Well, thanks for letting us know, brother!