OMG!!! MONKE!!!!! - GOONS

[@the_cacco]

can we get a petition for the next podcast episode for mcnasty to throw it back on camera

[@ghostinng274]

Why not all 4 of them?

[@kimbleryan7150]

Everyone in agreement say I

[@nathanvonhausen8681]

Doo would sound like skeleton noises. 🤣

[@JWood5.7]

Yes

[@dumpster8732]

@@kimbleryan7150 I

[@unholypaladin4702]

I love how Blarg always keeps that semi-straight face during the intro

[@MidTennPews]

He's imagining flying a plane into McNastys window and that beatbox being the last thing he hears.

[@chastediking8749]

he was making sure we enjoyed it

[@achilles-_-]

Feeling like a villain

[@andrewhaffelder6389]

He’s waiting for McNasty to get good at beatboxing

[@nam6128]

I was aggressively vibing in blargs face while mcnasty spun the remix

[@kennedykilla9344]

Being able to watch the goons during a free period at school is heavenly

[@wikihowtobreathe]

one of the best feelings everrrrrr

[@phillnyetheplaylistguy3759]

It sucks to see them upload during school bruh I don't have my headphones.

[@Gary_Johnson]

They're really finding creative ways to kill that "no cursing in the 1st minute" thing

[@thatguyfromcanada1]

I was thinking the same thing Mr. President

[@WildGamingDark]

Finally! Now I can listen enjoy at least 1 hour of work

[@Fry-Borg]

If you listen to it 8 times, then you can enjoy the whole shift

[@tornadotayte]

​@@Fry-Borgfax

[@HalfCycle]

Dooo's scream at the beginning had me like wtf this man got them GUTTURALS

[@dasapples]

That ain’t no guttural boi

[@Rhodonyte]

He could totally be in a metal band with that

[@marcusrichards5527]

I was just saddened it was an inhale

[@kylegoode299]

This podcast is the sole joy I have locked in my uncles basement

[@BTTRSWYT]

You and soup have the same uncle i see

[@SQUIDY909YT]

Soup is my uncle

[@BTTRSWYT]

@@SQUIDY909YT Ah. He must be dealing with his trauma responsibly then.

[@SAMPLETEXT285]

You met uncle dicky i see you know theres a reason he's called that

[@Inf3rknows]

you let sole joy outta your goddanm uncles basement now ya'here

[@puttumsftw8478]

GOONS Podcast ep 1: "I feel like golf is a sport that old men who hate their wives play" -Blarg Blarg has evolved

[@aaronjohnson5182]

He's a married man now lmao

[@hectichive889]

@@aaronjohnson5182 Oh jesus…

[@mars1670]

⁠​⁠SINCE WHEN?!?!

[@abledhorizon5027]

Matt is staring at my soul

[@albadude1922]

I have no soul

[@MunggoloydLord]

That lightskin stare

[@angrylarsulrich1382]

Ikr bro I was Vibing to mcnastys moment but the glance he gave terrified me lmao

[@jetfrostgaming]

Speaking as someone who lives on the West Coast. Salmon fishing is one of the most fun types of fishing there is, because they fight so hard. You guys would definitely enjoy it, especially soup.

[@WyattRobbins14]

1:32 “I want to take a baseball bat, and set it on the ground…and let it…ferment….AH” ~ McNasty 2023

[@Ace-115]

Blarg staring at the camera like the broke friend watching you eat the last buffalo chicken wing

[@crilpydingleconch4046]

I feel like Blarg has definitely taken the life of at least 3 old people and played in their blood Just a hunch

[@monkeytoes1155]

dude *HATES* old people

[@Splitrix]

As someone who has now lived in Az for half a decade I’m glad you enjoyed your time here and didn’t die of heat poisoning

[@marcusrichards5527]

Hahahahaha yes

[@henlo5378]

Blarg has finally found something to do in the intro other than just laugh awkwardly

[@Cybetrexs]

Dementia definitely sucks for you as well. The worst part of it isn’t forgetting, it’s that dementia patients *know* they’re demented. They’ll often do things like forget they have a son, then their son tries to talk to them. It isn’t just that theu forget they have a son, they’ll forget they have a son, but *know* the person is someone they know. They only forget bits, living in a constant frustration at knowing they’re forgetting things but not knowing what it is you’re forgetting.

[@jamesmclean2871]

Blarg we gotta to see you bust even just a slight move during an intro soon

[@rsbcjester]

Petition to make blarg bust a move

[@yeetmeister5565]

37:00 a medium burger is perfectly fine if its house ground if its store bought you have to cook it to well done

[@diminoc4023]

43:03 Just went back to that bit and once again died of laughter, definitly one of the funnier things ya'll have done

[@charlieverrall4436]

Where can I see this bit

[@DiabeticsDay]

Just gotta say, Iron Maiden is currently touring with all the original members. If you wanna get technical, Bruce Dickinson is actual the only “non” original member, he started on the 3rd album

[@vortexmazz1137]

0:26 blarg you never get down with the goons.

[@flyingUranch284]

I like how as soon as dooo says "the autism is off the spectrum!" They cut to soup and he says "sayonara 🐓 🍭's 🖖". I literally shot beer out of my nose

[@rsbcjester]

I choked on four loko

[@woody8577]

Thanks for adding a little sunshine to this somber day, guys. Rest In Peace Mr. Gordon Lightfoot❤

[@EPTCG]

I went fishing in the ocean once. It was really cool. We were hella far out on this big fishing boat. It was a school trip but I had a great time. I went fishing with my dad and I had a love for it. I fished until they said I had to bring my line back in. It recommend it. Especially if you can do it with friends. Had a blast going out there.

[@christianverde2726]

When will McNasty face reveal dammit?! Im expecting any GOONS PODCAST video to have an unblurred McNasty as an opening surprise. Also the beatboxing is getting insanely better man we love it!

[@kirstypie]

He’s said before not until his band has enough songs out to do a show

[@sure_shot_gaming]

Start a tour with just one song

[@sure_shot_gaming]

I'll buy a ticket

[@orderlyalpaca8072]

​@@sure_shot_gamingsame. Just have them play the one song for an hour or two

[@michaelforbes94]

I love how blarg just sat there through the intro looking like a concerned parent who just found out their kid is smiling pot.

[@Biscuit450x]

You guys need to go on a deep sea tuna fishing trip. It's cool as hell going out on a charter and you go out like 60 miles and you're out there for a whole day. Another cool thing is that everytime I've gone, I've seen dolphins, whales and one time I saw orcas so it's dope as hell.

[@jwasikowski1]

The iron maiden plane has the band, crew and all of their equipment including the stage and pa system.

[@uninterestedcat8429]

Intro is an interesting one this run, would be better to hear more layers from everyone else too tho😂

[@squibblez2517]

i live in michigan, close to the area blarg lives, and it has been nothing but wet and cold for WEEKS. It literally snowed and hailed on april 27th.

[@RewindingFilm04]

I met the Phoenix Suns Monke Mascot when he visited my elementary school one time. He grabbed numerous kids and swung them into the gym floor at full speed with his basketball Monke strength. He terrorized all the children with his mad ball skills. Greatest elementary experience ever, would relive trauma again.

[@zeotheloyal]

Everyone jamming out, and then there's Blarg trying to make a damn trade offer to the void

[@levihenderson6937]

I started listen to the podcast November and listened to every podcast already lmao

[@QueenBoo420]

Lmao Blarg staring into the souls of all while we break down to an epic beat box intro 😂

[@Joe_the_ogre]

I live in the same area as Blarg and the fishing here is wonderful. Just have to dry out of the cities (and even then there is usually good fishing in the cities). There are 1000s of ponds, streams and a few rivers in our area. He just hasn't given it enough time or effort.

[@JWood5.7]

Much love boys… Perfect way to start my morning at work

[@matthewbain3983]

Can we all agree that McNasty has essentially done a face reveal already? What is that slight blur really doing 😂😂😂

[@notsmii7y]

It’s slowly but surely unblurring

[@rsbcjester]

“Oh my god he looks like a generic white guy!” Honestly he’s just keeping the vague blur to limit your people recognizing him IRL. But honestly if any of us heard his voice we would know

[@notsmii7y]

@@rsbcjester if i met mcnasty irl I’d be cool about it and let him be on with his day

[@annflorcosky728]

It's slowly but surely happening on one of the podcast. A few episodes ago he was talking about doing a face reveal just because he's eventually going to have to because of his band

[@fondoe2804]

No I don’t know what he looks like

[@bismarck3055]

this was great to listen to whilst building a scale model

[@Nick.11]

49:02 Not really new, but Tails Of Iron came out for free last month in playsation plus and I highly recommend it

[@northluvsu6322]

At the beginning of the year I got to work at the Phoenix open in Arizona (a golf tournament) for a small little place called Lifebird Bar and Grill. Gotta agree with Blarg here, watching Golf is literal cancer, but seeing it in person was super cool. I got to walk right behind all the pros while they were practicing on my way to the bathroom which was also super cool

[@TheGoldenKaren]

Took me a month but I’m finally all caught up with the videos. Between listening on spotify and then on youtube. Riding around in the work truck and listening to the goons definitely helps with having the day go by better😅

[@thebeanband1t]

This is a certified Monke moment 🤘👹

[@19DannyBoy65]

the pittsburgh style steak im pretty sure comes from steel workers cooking steak on literally glowing red hot metal for like 5 seconds on each side

[@Tiberadolphus]

I hope to have many more episodes to listen to! I love to have actually found a podcast where the boys just laugh and chill

[@bradenmatcham9772]

I love y'all talking about Knocked Loose (best hardcore band ever) thanks for bringing some exposure to the scene

[@Claritycx]

Goons podcast on my birthday at work IVE BEEN BLESSED💜

[@senyumLebarr]

Every " Didn't ask " moment could be add to the dementia moments

[@ElJuk3B0X]

I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT METAL 🤘

[@SuicidalGrind]

I thought Blarg was a picture for a second there.

[@Trx_dude]

Blargs face was pretty cool 0:10

[@scrubbabubog]

Officially been 3 years since episode 1 came out. Can’t believe it’s been this long

[@shaunflanders2740]

I found that Mcnasty’s rapid movement of his mouth immediately after the intro was quite silly hehehaha

[@Cantaloupesandwich]

0:11 blarg looks like he’s about to plan nine eleven the remake

[@smokinsantos2624]

🤣

[@sure_shot_gaming]

9-12 remix

[@donaldcummings8407]

Watching my 4 adopted sons makes my day,lol

[@gLobbZ]

Deep sea fishing, is some of the most fun you could ever have, all 4 of you would have a riot on a charter boat.

[@KrayzLCK]

12:41 “how do parents get so much shit” as soup is sitting in a garage full of shit 😂

[@goofydawg5011]

THIS. THIS IS THE ENGERY WE NEED FROM THE BEGINNING MCNASTYYY YEAAAAA BABY

[@majinichiha9]

Goons fishing podcast would bang

[@huntertrnka7080]

51:47 I’m never soft because I pull hard enough 😂

[@ally5750]

THAT WAS ME IN THAT REDDIT THREAD lmaooo. I was so happy when I saw blarg reply to them

[@jacobmarsh2072]

Her name was Zoe, she died suddenly and it was really traumatic cause of how gruesome it was, it was like 3 months ago and i still call her name sometimes when i drop food. But yeah no Paul was sick, F to pay respects to Paul. (if you dont get this 53:00 is the timestamp)

[@atakerintv]

F

[@nam6128]

One time my great grandma with dimensia packed 2 bags for the airport and then stood at the mailbox waiting for the mail man. When the mailman pulled up my 90 something year old great grandma started hitting him with her purse and tried to fight him out of the truck. Apparently, she thought she would overpower him and steal the truck and take herself to the airport and fly back to germany

[@rorywilliamson9709]

You know weirdly enough I study to your podcasts😂. Last week I remembered the names of all human evolution stages because I studied it when Blarg talked about sleeping in someone’s car

[@durrylegion]

Intro went hard and Blarg just stares into the camera like everyone has lost their mind 😂

[@LeveyHere]

The constant thought of Goons trips makes me hyped for those videos lol

[@dasapples]

I’m jealous of these guys’ weather. It’s supposed to be almost 100° this Friday for me

[@ermuuuuu]

The origin story on why a gorilla was the mascot for the Suns is pretty dope. It was actually just a random person in the 80s who was hired to wear a gorilla mascot in a Suns game. His performance was well-received by the fans and they requested him to continue to do it. Everybody loved the Gorilla and later on would be announced to be the official mascot of the Phoenix Suns.

[@Colbartson]

Y'all didn't come to the right part of Arizona, it's exactly what youd expect where I'm from

[@its_reality_3719]

We can almost See mcnasty... the time nears

[@albadude1922]

He looks like he has a keemstar beard

[@Eugene_Harold_Krabs]

You guys always manage to post on my bday, i can finally listen to the podcast while i deglove my classmates.

[@GerinoMorn]

As a burger expert (xD): rare/medium rare burgers are perfectly safe, IF the meat is freshly cut/minced. Also may I remind people of steak tartare :D

[@Tucksravine]

This is my favorite podcast and I have no idea why I literally sleep to it lmao

[@zeke_is_bruh6937]

58:32 If you guys like live metal shows, you should really check out Rammstein concerts. If you don't know but they're really over the top like shooting fireworks into the crowd and shit.

[@ColonelCluster]

I actually really love listening to this podcast while im at work.

[@UnimpressedGoose]

0:16 Blarg looks like he’s about unleash he devious plans of stealing all the worlds dirty underwear

[@mexirage2431]

Why he hitting us with the patrick bateman stare

[@WifeofDeanWinchester]

53:01 Rubble

[@goots4585]

So the intro is soup and dooo are dancing mcnasty is beatboxing and then blarg is staring into your soul wondering about the sins you have done 21 years ago yea i am in the right podcast

[@vvntayy]

watching this while high on edibles is pure fucking gold 💀

[@YooItzAroy]

Bro I just ate a piece shits gonna be crazy

[@joeycrespo]

i’m right there w you bro 💀

[@xoashleyromero]

The highlight of my week, let's gooo 😅🙌🏻

[@damaan1243]

Bruce Dickinson does actually fly Iron Maiden's Boeing 747

[@fratercula3548]

soup is drinking good beer now!!!

[@thomad4]

What an opener... Sounds like they had some G-Supps!!

[@francoispottie7933]

Matt is super awesome i like this guy more every time i see him

[@ryan-cochran]

Dooo opening with a pretty nice scream

[@ridman1233]

beautifull into. brings much joy

[@jamesyates9378]

Hearing the goons talk about metallica is amazing

[@achilles-_-]

Blarg at the intro feeling like a demonic villain with Mcnastys beatbox

[@-.-6900]

14:20 I can’t believe no one started singing “Blame Canada”, I am so disappointed I can’t even put it into words

[@dustinwagner3601]

Blarg wanted nothing to do with that intro while the rest are just raging out lmao

[@patrickwerner4723]

1:01:20 the rhythm guitarist of queensryche also became a pilot

[@leechion2933]

Dooo do you have a ceiling fan? if not then tf is the shadow demon doing in the corner of your room?

[@RogerRabbitCruse]

Banger intro best so far fr

[@karlbekai2249]

0:53 soups "siyonara cocksuckers" killed me

[@Facesofash]

What a way to start off my 20th birthday!

[@fridaolivia]

happy birthday!!!

[@Facesofash]

​@@fridaolivia thanks!

[@kirstypie]

Happy birth

[@noobmaster4412]

Bappy hirthday

[@moderator8309]

I love that they couldn’t figure out a runoff but tried 11/10

[@perceptionascending439]

Last week I was able to overthrow an oppressive dictatorship with the extra hour I didn't spend watching goons... Now I am an oppressive dictator.

[@brianewing591]

God the beginning beatbox is what I live for

[@Coroners_Cut]

They do that to keep those areas dry so that ppl can fish and do tourism cus ive seen some very nice locations

[@Hyperbolicbackhole]

Finally goon time

[@kimbleryan7150]

Let's gooooo goons podcast