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[@ThyHOGcranker98]

The goons hit random on there upload schedule and soup is still in Vegas

[@Bimgusfring]

Soup has been kidnapped by the moonshine wizards Edit: I just looked at this after 2 days, yall are fucking great with these replies

[@JIMMYSCHOPSHOP123]

He has been kidnapped by the Electric avenue wizards

[@splinterwolf_]

What must we do to bring him back?

[@razorbladehands5771]

@@splinterwolf_we must moon goon with a elk skull

[@cakeandmilk4526]

He's been kidnapped by the wizards beyond Waverly place

[@MoonshineWizard_]

We did do that

[@19DannyBoy65]

If Soup misses one more podcast I’m going to mail him a jar of toenails

[@DatDan.]

facts i aint watching ts without soup

[@nimshimshargal]

mell him a jar of toenells

[@MadeYaMad]

you’d think after him being gone multiple weeks and blarg constantly talking about him needing to be here to tell a story, that they’d schedule an recording time that’s convenient for him🤣

[@dasapples]

Better get a 2 hour podcast next time so there’s enough time for all the stories And they better not do another tier list

[@GlitchAndThat]

Sending him a jar of toenails would be the perfect gift Send 3 dead fish, each a week older than the other

[@bongwatertoad]

soup shot dead in atlanta

[@8---Dhonse]

NOOOOOO!!!!😭 😛 👉🏻👈🏻

[@brianwatson5746]

Soup shit salad at ihop!

[@puttumsftw8478]

Next time you're down a member for the podcast remember, Don't be a dummy, invite Yumi.

[@kingpenguin5825]

Or grizzy

[@patrickstar5661]

Early morning gang plus soup be gone rest in peace

[@GeorgeFroyd]

yessir

[@smokedsalmon420]

8 legged chinese man finally got soup

[@SLOP_JOCKS]

Bro didn't dip is bison head in time, rookie mistake

[@Majin_Mike]

As a retail worker on Black Friday thanks for this boys, hopefully I can stretch this out for the rest of this 14 hour shift

[@skirata9554]

Goodluck 🫡

[@leechion2933]

I hope you survive.

[@MD38060]

Good luck to you, retail is purgatory as is

[@skins881]

me too man, lunch break with the goons

[@Majin_Mike]

@@skins881 Just punched out, but power on brother get that bread 💪🏼

[@ethandunn7026]

Blarg carrying this podcast rn with his ideas, but it’s fun asf

[@justanotherdude_]

Day 1500 of waiting for soup to talk about his witch grandma lore again 💀🙏 (Im losing it)

[@RoadHogMD]

UPLOADING? ON A FRIDAY??? ON COD DOUBLE XP WEEKEND TOO?!?

[@TheGeekwithBeak]

probably one of the most relatable comments right now, thank you friend

[@21masont]

No way I just watched more unskippables just to not see Dr. Mrs. Beef

[@nathans9923]

“My balls itch” shirt genuinely had me crying laughing🤣

[@MadeYaMad]

am i stuck in a fever dream? how long has it been since soup has been on the pod? Surely they can schedule to record an episode when everyone’s available?

[@silbyrn]

i was in japan in the middle of october. the small mountain towns were super interesting and tokyo was so fun and safe. the most common crimes are sex crimes against women and embezzling. i'm not a target for anything, being a large while male, so i was super relaxed while drunk walking around all afternoon. pocari sweat wasn't a great hit for me, but i did love the fuck out of some 7-11 sandwiches and stuff. i saw a couple floor toilets and one was in roppongi. mostly small town stuff. but the one in roppongi was actually the only dirty/grimy one that i found. the worst part about toilets was the fact that they're all tiny. the exchange rate was wild for food. my friend and i would spend 4k yen and be worried about how much it was but then we realized that it's 1:150 so you divide by 2 and remove the last 2 digits for the total, then divide by 2 because there were 2 of us. so a 4k yen meal was 10 usd per person. amazing rates for us. i saw a sign that should've translated to "do not walk in the plants" but it said "do not entry inside the planting" and that was honestly one of my favorite sights. my next trip to japan will be tokyo for 12 full days. 8 days in tokyo was too few. and then 14 full days in osaka and kyoto for the 3rd trip. i wish that i had more money so that i could just go do these things.

[@xdomfh6556]

They need to release a mix of grandpa’s and grandma’s ashes. Grandparents ashes

[@someone9457]

Nursing home jumbo

[@CharmandarRoolz]

i visited japan earlier this year, it was cool! the place feels a lot more quieter than here in 'murica plus, the onsens are sooooo good

[@redsolocup918]

Its 10am im hammered and i still have 22 beers left, its gonna be a good day

[@EfymirTheTransient23]

The craziest amazon finds i've found so far have been teeth denture ice moulds and fake silica gel candy packs for presumably pranks

[@Hyperbolicbackhole]

Soup is getting a fun little fan mail if he keeps missing

[@boblog131]

I would love to download on Spotify If it was on there

[@GeorgeFroyd]

Soup is seriously slacking. This is insane

[@9stripes_]

Ha, slack

[@GeorgeFroyd]

@ I realized after i commented lol yea

[@wesleynewton1966]

I'm not sure but isn't he traveling for his band?

[@skins881]

​@wesleynewton1966 I think he has been since early November which is why hes been on less which is reasonable, who the fuck wants to set up a pc on a tour bus

[@justanotherdude_]

​@@skins881I would think people who work on their pc

[@xlitallica]

They finally uploaded 190 on Spotify, only took a week 💀💀

[@gregmiller9280]

I bet that bar in japan with the skeleton man was one piece themed

[@elishabryant3816]

45:23 I looked down at my identical hairy sack keychain while I was driving

[@jcfcorporations9482]

I think if Soup has been kidnapped... they should call in the ultimate detective... POOP GUY

[@joeycampbell940]

A little correction here, Japan is so clean because the homeless are put in prison work camps and the crime is so low because they don't report/record most crime. Your stuff will be stolen fast and the police won't help, on top of that if you accuse the wrong person you'll spend a night in a cell.

[@Mystic1038-u5u]

And they treat employees like slaves

[@verakoo6187]

Were do u get ur info? CNN? Lived here for a decade now. Homelessness in Japan isn't seen alot because they actually help most of them. The only ones u really see are the people who choose to live like that. Even internet cafes are considered a safe haven for them. Yes u can be put in prison for trying to set up ur camp outside an assigned area, just like u can in the US, but they are not throwing them in "prison work camps" lmao. Were do u even get that they have prison work camps, lol, this aint 1935. Japan has alot of prison work programs, that allow prisoners to get full occupation training for a job inside or outside the prison. unlike the US however they actually get paid for said work. "Ur stuff will be stolen and the police won't help" that's true everywhere, police in the US don't even look for burgulars. I had a break in were multiple firearms were stolen, and the detective literally told me day 1 "don't expect us to find anything."

[@verakoo6187]

Were do u get ur info? CNN? I'd love even 1 single piece of info the say's they have work camps. Lmao Prisoners in Japan actually get paid for their optional work, unlike the US, were u are literally forced to hard labour for 1 cent an hr.

[@verakoo6187]

It's insane how much media can change peoples view of an entire country with lies. Maybe actually research how these thing work in Japan. Instead of making "corrections" for a place u've clearly never even been in the same hemisphere of.

[@dobber43]

Ur factually wrong about that being why it's clean a million people pass thru shibuya and it's still clean the problem in new York and L.A. aren't just homeless people it's disrespectful people.

[@DragonXoz]

It’s a must to go to Japan if you’ve indulged in social media praising Tokyo as the best city, cause once you go you realize Osaka and Kyoto is the best and Tokyo looks boring asf except for one block that is filled with cool anime shit. Would highly recommend Hokkaido as well up in the mountains.

[@the1odb]

7:09 blarges face says it all

[@BrAnd0n_1103]

51:50 the delivery from McNasty was just impeccable lmao

[@ChimpChamp_]

15:18 bless you Mcnasty

[@mylongschlong8262]

RIP Monkeyman

[@simbeting]

17:47 NOKIA IS FINNISH

[@americameinyourmouth9964]

More like Finnished. No one buys Nokias anymore.

[@n0bl313]

I agree with blarg 7/11, family mart and Lawson conveniently are the best for fast cheap eats I was just there for 2 weeks

[@bmt9458]

What da soup doing

[@doncjack5913]

Family Mart fried chicken, Lawson's egg salad sandwich, and rice onigiri with a strawberry sando from 711 is one of my trip bucket list foods to get in Japan.

[@sledner]

been enjoying the little mario kart minigames you guys have been doing lately

[@sanju_23-h9n]

NOW I have a new Podcast to listen to while sleeping gives me a peace on mind. Love them talking. Should I visit a doctor for this?????

[@WeirdHandGuy]

18:49 "Japanese McNasty isn't real he can't hurt you."

[@jamiemedernach6576]

To add gamersupps lore to the green shit from grandpas ashes, I bought some crusaderade and whenever I drink it my piss becomes so yellow that it's almost orange

[@zandermeyers1236]

Just lost a family member, thank you Goons for a laugh when I really need it

[@DoctorBubba55]

I wish soup was here to hear about deer being everywhere lol venison!

[@TooToastyTy]

With glasses mc mcnasty look like Wildcat they're probably long lost twins

[@daniellee4807]

Update on the podcast binge, ep 170 boisss

[@UrBnZombie]

For your next activity you guys should do a few rounds of 2 truths 1 lie

[@haydenarlington8256]

Temu kinda goes hard. I’ve bought legit licensed Lego sets for like half the price and they offer free gifts if you place an order for a certain amount.

[@shadowblade66619]

I started watching this hungover from Thanksgiving at like somewhere around 9 - 9:30ish bc i couldn't go back to eep

[@TriggerTappy]

the sound of something happening while simultaneously something else is happening in front of someone's shack

[@kayagorzan]

For the viewers at home, Soup went moongooning with Ethan but didn’t do the ritual properly so the elders took him

[@TntCross915.]

Soup has been arrested for unlicensed moongooning 😔

[@POCOSINBAD]

I love Blarg but I feel like his stories are hard to believe sometimes

[@FarisArmoush]

McNasty's poopied-in underwear wallet definitely wins the amazon one, Doo's itchy ball t-shirt wins Temu, and the ass checker is 100% the winner of Ali-Baba

[@coleouthouse2648]

Eating gumdrop cake when poop soup shows up

[@dobber43]

So japanese crime is weird its either the most mundane thing or horrific. For example the reason they dont have many trash cans is due to a cult in like the late 90's did an attack on the train stations with sarin gas. Also matt why didnt you try to get like scotty, wildcat, or jiggly on to talk about this trip I'm sure one of them woulda and I want them as guests eventually!

[@TheBeauSimon]

6:43am PST podcast upload is the best!

[@Crab_Rangoon]

Thanks to the Goons, I found the perfect Christmas gifts!

[@THEREAPER516ify]

“If you’re black yeah” *immediately hit with an ad*

[@MossyPatriot53]

45:43 I took a drink to that and I don’t feel human now

[@isaacm209]

Podcast before 7AM? wow

[@alyx5491]

Soup is on maternity leave.

[@emomonstermacedo]

If you hold down the Windows key and press the print screen key you can take a screenshot that and than crop out your info after by going to you picture folder. And if you want to lock your computer fast just hold down the Windows key and press the L key. That's wht I do. But its just an idea.

[@Kingtut979]

Blarg “locked in” counter: 78

[@foodafen7406]

Soup be off on a moon goon pilgrimage

[@Shadowkiller-dq2ju]

9th podcast on deployment

[@TheGoldenKaren]

Out here in the work truck watching daaa boysss

[@JohnnyJugulur]

Blarg shouting out the Pocari Sweat!

[@deluzh]

the japan pics were hard asf, i was in osaka literally the exact same time you were and in a similar area. Shame I didn't get to say hi lol, but I loved it! Went to Tokyo, Hiroshima, Osaka, then back to tokyo. Edit 1: Pocari sweat i had for the first time walking to Tokyo tower and oh my fucking god bro i loved that shit so much, so I'm stoked to hear it might be in the us now. Edit 2: I saw one of the squat toilets in harajuku, HELL NAH 😭🙏 Edit 3: While we were in Hiroshima we got to go to Miyajima, and it's basically like a mini nara island cuz there were a shit ton of deer there i could honestly rant for hours abt my trip cuz it was awesome, i got to see the shibuya crossing too which was sick asf

[@King_Jamo430]

ain’t no way you guys uploaded another episode without putting the last one on spotify 😭

[@atriumgamesmore4336]

Saying Hasan Piker, the man who has GLAZED A TERRORIST, LIVE, is an "entertainer" is the most wild thing to me lol. Matt, you cannot actually like that dude, can you? I'd be flabbergasted (still love y'all though)

[@HereComesWheely]

It's a Canadian and a Californian conversing, remember. Hasan has also been getting called out for ages, so dunno what they consider "before controversial" lmao

[@atriumgamesmore4336]

@HereComesWheely True, and yeah, not really sure what time frame makes Hasan Piker look like anything but a nutcase.

[@wkgatlin]

How are you gonna Be so politically charged on a podcast about brain rot and kissing frogs just sit back and enjoy it you don’t have to be a debate pervert

[@reubenparnell1604]

i remember looking thru ali baba in high school we found you could by a metric ton of chicken feet for like 2 bucks and we seriously considered ordering it as a prank

[@jsanalytics6208]

Mama soup is still dead 😔

[@deeday6074]

Love when they upload late on Spotify😌

[@malcolmoliver9272]

I dropped a humungo mud turkey in the toilet yesterday for thanksgiving for you guys ❤️😘

[@4our374]

McNasty: " I heard dating in Japan is really hard." Blarg: "Uh, yeah if you're black..." Cuts to Ad LOL 🤣

[@Rizzolf_Adler]

They really took cards against humanity mentality to the market😭

[@Ascylla]

This is the earliest I've been to this bullshit, fantastic

[@ToxicLemonsyeah]

GOOD MORNING GOONERS

[@shruthimaniyodath7755]

Ok that car air freshner is definitely the most cursed💀

[@MxBrown36]

Going to see creed in Bangor Maine tomorrow night, you better be there blarg

[@snoopystock6928]

Blarg went to Japan and didn't learn anything. There's heated and cooled vending machines. You can get hotdogs, ramen, even coffee from a vending machine.

[@G59Bull]

Soup has been chosen by the moon-goon gods

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

Yayyy new episode, I'm low-key running out of ones to watch

[@Jest-ah]

Thank god this was uploaded just as my food is ready 🥵

[@Reachv2]

Dallas shot dead outside of an applebees in Atlanta

[@caboosepyatt3793]

With the blur mcnasty kinda looks like if CaseOh and wildcat had a baby together

[@bagustriwidiyanto]

10:16 it's more of south east asian things. My house still use that type of toilet

[@RACECAGD]

Soup beef conformed

[@benditogames]

as a person from Argentina 1:02:00 we wear that every day

[@Corvosdeath]

thanks for the luck blarg, we're gonna need it lol

[@Titangaming9843-mcswoll]

My cousin got married to a dwarf Japanese woman while he was in Japan a few months ago. Haven't met her yet

[@eeveeisbetter]

Podcast before 10am? Nice.

[@Chuumbo]

YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOONS TIME

[@BreezyD-tr8bd]

We are currently getting videos from a timeline called fuckafwog144203 and in this universe Soup is Bon Jovi

[@kemann3815]

Its so weird Mcnasty is freaking me the fuk out Everytime i hear his voice i just imagine that voice coming out of a very skinny tall black man, and then i look at the screen and its the complete opposite... Love you goons

[@WicksyGaming]

Blarg making me miss Japan 😭

[@dasapples]

At least they didn’t do another tier list lol

[@9erok]

Podcast so good it made me use code goons

[@faviz]

Soup is doing honky side quests

[@duax5403]

First Mcnasty was gone all the time, then Blarg was gone all the time, now Soup is gone all the time

[@kraissl252]

Recently got some grandmas ashes and wanted to inform you guys that I am in fact part of green shit gang, you should do another poll to see what % of gooners are part of the club