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[@brandynkilpatrick]

PETITION TO HAVE ETHAN PERMANENTLY ADDED TO THE GOONS

[@lt.wrinkle4619]

Ben

[@redpearson98]

Dover​@@lt.wrinkle4619

[@IamKingSleezy]

Ethan and Yumi

[@lobito4493]

Ethan needs to Be officially a goon

[@MemeBoiPH]

I support this idea

[@waybous]

Ethan is so quick with it. "What do you use in the shower?" "Tide."

[@dunce6985]

If it works for my dishes it works for me

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@HughJ.C.]

Ñ

[@ToenailConnoisseur]

First there was Mcnasty’s cake saga, now we have Soup’s ice saga. This season’s off to a good start

[@puttumsftw8478]

Don't forget about Dooo and the candy bars lol

[@tobiasa9071]

Ice is kinda overrated

[@TheIncredibleJew]

Never forget The Song of Hot 'n Ready

[@professorbackshots]

"colon cleanser" call it what it is mcnasty, a DOUCHE

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@Astro.mp3407]

honestly ethan has been apart of a good amount of podcasts and gaming sessions he's practically a whole goon now

[@weedwhacker3003]

I know, I love em

[@KyloDino]

1 whole singular goon

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@mattiasbrooks3255]

First Yumi now Ethan They both r pretty much members of the Goons 😌

[@slavicgamer7621]

And I love it

[@Voidrad]

As a Turkish individual I can confirm I saw Soup when I looked up in the sky as they were recording this podcast.

[@alihaydaroral9344]

Same

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@ebinfiles472]

Syrian refugees using him as a beacon for safety

[@tessaschaecher]

100% agree with Soup and Dooo on the ice debate. I’ll take a cold drink with no ice any opportunity.

[@Eazon_]

I am so happy that Ethan is getting more screentime both in games and the podcast

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@mynameisnotchef7310]

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded as soon as i saw the thumbnail!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

[@BCPD03]

Rope

[@TyDood]

Impossible to not shoot your cream of mushroom 😂

[@highlandpoopy]

I'm gonna touch u

[@Yaboimiles22]

Don't you dare bring that tiktok cringe stuff to this holy sacred land

[@tazeywazey3624]

The thought of McNasty usin a Duche...godanm i busted

[@lt.wrinkle4619]

Can’t wait for doo’s ear length crop top

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you homie

[@damaan1243]

as an Italian, I can confirm I pray to my Cramer painting 4 times a day by law

[@tylergran1]

15:03 Blargs mid sentence WTF had me dying 😂 ice cubes will water down your water haha

[@bruther420]

ethan is basically one of the goons at this point

[@michaellucas3312]

me trying to find a good video to eat with: Soup foot:😘

[@Chuumbo]

Glad to see Keith back on the podcast

[@braidenbianco]

Hell yeah KEITH

[@EthanhasYouTube]

thank you my friend

[@Clemzyy]

@@EthanhasKZbinyeeyee brother

[@Chuumbo]

@@EthanhasKZbin 🫡

[@hickory45acp31]

@@EthanhasKZbin oh shit, it's Keith

[@MrLung87]

The whole ice conversation is wild to an Australian, meth is known as ice down here 🤣🤣

[@Seeräuberei]

And meth in America is just as common as ice

[@MrLung87]

@@Seeräuberei I didn't know that , I'm glad it makes the same funny sense then

[@Seeräuberei]

@@MrLung87 lol

[@Xiinith_]

Meth in America is also known as ice 😂.

[@braxtonmeadows2181]

I’ve been in the hospital with severe heart issues and I just wanna say thank you guys for keeping me entertained for the last week and a half, much love guys♥️

[@kwp1990]

I hope you feel better soon.

[@shinebrightly1969]

I have a good podcast topic: what is the most genuinely mad at another goon you have been and what did they do?

[@killaz5526]

I have a better one spaghetti or meat

[@robw5469]

​@killaz5526 how tall are you in scrambled eggs?

[@Blueee51]

what animal would you be?

[@robw5469]

@@Blueee51 moosefrog for sure

[@riddles610]

@@Blueee51squirrel!

[@bwoods311]

It’s so weird listening to soup talk about getting his Samsung fridge and icemaker repaired, because that’s what I do for a living and I know exactly what he’s talking about. they make a service kit for that issue. Caulking the ice room is just part of the fix.

[@lunarpotpie8241]

Best way to end the last hour of work

[@DoctorBubba55]

15:04 I’m with you soup. Everytime I get a soda from a restaurant I always try to get without ice but if they accidentally forget to I’ll drink it

[@baconpizza7571]

I'm with Soup on this one. I'm on team Anti-ice

[@Lady_Coral]

Same here, there will be no ice served at my moon gooning sessions

[@toastybearcub3365]

Same, generally a bo ice guy.

[@Blueee51]

Heathen

[@collinzkn6834]

Fuck ice, room temp water all the way

[@braxtonpayne9093]

Jesus Loves you bomie

[@LeeroyDankin420]

Blarg expecting a fridge to give him ice is crazy

[@weedwhacker3003]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ETHAN ETHAN ETHAN VIDEO. YES. I WATCH HIM FROM HIS WINDOW SOMETIMES, I LOVE HIM!

[@Twitser666]

Did you know Betty Crocker never actually existed, she was literally just a very long advertisement scheme. Any pictures of her from the past are originally made by illustrators that then had similar looking women do photoshoots for it. The extra crazy thing is originally she was just a response column that people enjoyed so much that they gave her an "identity" which was the illustrations and expanded what they would portray her doing. The marketing scheme they were trying to do was bring in more women to there company, during the scheme the people replying to the messages being sent in were all men it was a men only company, it was actually just there way of bringing in a female audience. So the Betty Crocker that most of us grew up knowing was always fake and only meant to promote a female audience, kind a crazy.

[@Prominent_Dex]

Black people not having allergies is the funniest joke and ABSOLUTELY no one noticed it.

[@S.Y.S_Lewis]

3:19 bruh I was drinking my protein shake and laughed put my nose so hard I got it everywhere 🤣

[@Seeräuberei]

Damn, I shit myself, I got lucky

[@bearfromxbox4641]

Me taking a 40 minute shit watching McNasty taking a 1 minute 37 seconds shit 😭

[@Sjms21]

5:47 I loved that I looked over and saw my dads Christmas present from his mil and it was the Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace scent.

[@BigZorich]

Ethan is ABSOLUTELY one of the members of the Goons Podcast at this point 😂😂

[@Caliiendo]

"Dude speaking of fungus, I have something growing inside of my toe." ...you know what has to be done.

[@GerinoMorn]

Malt is when you take grain, e.g. barley, and you let it start germinating, i.e. you wet it and it starts converting starches to sugars. Then you bake it so it stops developing (so it doesn't grow into a plant) and powder it, getting a nutty, sweet flavouring and thickening agent at the same time. Same "malt" that you see in "single malt whisky", meaning it's one specific batch of grain was malted and then turned into mash which then ferments and gets alcohol. When you take malted grains and turn them into a dry powder you get "malted milk". It's not that different from e.g. "oat milk", but due to the malting process the taste is much sweeter and richer. Malted milk based milkshakes are very American thing.

[@birgerman]

I was sniffing the thumbnail and accidentally clicked on the video

[@Matamores-mh3tn]

Questions for soup and Mcnasty Mcnasty: what happened to the cookout podcast ? Soup: I know you and others have mentioned how boring certain games get but do you ever plan on returning to games like gmod? Also for soup again what happened to faceless?

[@respectthedent]

1:04:20 Peanut Butter burgers are actually pretty common. There's a bunch of restaurants in Minnesota that have them.

[@SC_Silver_99]

I've never seen a nasty peanut butter burger any place I've been to eat, and I've lived here my whole life.

[@respectthedent]

@@SC_Silver_99 Coates, MN has a restaurant called "House of Coates." Over 80 different burger combinations, including a peanut butter burger 😂

[@GBCuddLe]

"It's not an oww or an ouchie" 😂

[@rurust3in]

as a african arab with an afro, I have genuinely been asked all the same questions everybody asked blarg lmao, its like a requirement for anybody with an afro

[@mattwoodley]

I’m so happy they went with foot thumbnail

[@Teatheard]

Seeing the goons upload is like seeing my unbuckled baby turn into spaghetti from the shear force of my leaking dashboard.

[@robw5469]

You need your floor dewormed my guy. The Yiddish gentleman tunneling under your house can help 😊

[@Blueee51]

You clearly haven't been moon gooning enough

[@DoctorBubba55]

36:37 can just be from a cut and lint getting into it and healing

[@EndVZ]

4:00 thts called an Enema McNasty

[@lunchbagSSBU]

ethan may as well be an official goon at this point

[@Patrickbarnes-lu1sw]

PEANUT BUTTER BURGERS ARE GOATED!! Its been a thing for a long time boys once had a donut burger.

[@Metallica101ftw]

I'm glad that I'm not the only "crazy" person that cannot deal with soda and ice. Ruins my Mountain Dew. Ice belongs in cocktails and water. That's it

[@tardigradehex483]

I'm with soup on this. I have whiskey stones for when I buy drinks after I run out to cool them down and little light up ice cubes for cocktails

[@facelift.]

As a note on the peanut butter burger, they're actually a regional thing they do in some parts of Missouri. It's called a Goober burger.

[@DecimusCastusSPQR]

Blarg went full Brown Town to Soul Town with that afro 😂

[@waybous]

Turn the freezer down a bit and you will have ice.

[@BreezyD-tr8bd]

Take a seven year course to become a ordained moon gooning priest so you can unregister a elk skull

[@its_yaboy_j5278]

I'm with Soup. I don't need ice at all. I prefer drinks without it lol

[@alexhouser4289]

Ethan was always a Goon, just a red headed step Goon.

[@lisastovall9444]

5 minutes in and I'm dying laughing at conditioner gets the caca off

[@vivyria]

Got my Grandpas Ashes a couple days ago. Proud to say I'm green gang.

[@elyse6294]

I completely agree with Soap. I'll get iced drinks with no ice so it's just chilled but the ice waters everything down. There's no need for it. Plus volume, so if you get no ice, you'll get more drink.

[@painfulCK]

Mcnasty and hot n readys, dooo and reeses candy (bars?), and now soup and ice

[@ghostphoenix666]

Just need Blarg and Ethan’s shit😂

[@painfulCK]

@@ghostphoenix666 maybe yumi too

[@k9collat150]

I feel that blur makes mcnastys blur looks like a white grizzy

[@YeahitssteveTTV]

It’s been too long but after a shitty long work day… this is what I needed

[@liamtoledo3805]

Why Do Ultra-Orthodox Men Have Side Curls? The sidecurls are called 'Payos.' Here is an explanation: the Jewish rule is that a man must not cut or trim his hair within a special facial region. The boundaries of this prohibited zone are on each side of the face - roughly between the middle of the ear and the eye, below a bone which runs horizontally across there. Many Orthodox Jews simply do not trim their sideburns above this line. Other Jews - primarily Hasidic ones - go further with this tradition. They do not trim or cut their hair here at all. Rather, they allow it to grow indefinitely. The result is long sidecurls that visibly extend downward.

[@dasapples]

Soup shoulda used that background on thanksgiving

[@Doc-Blitzkrieg]

I love how every time Soup is fullscreen there’s a Kim Jong Un jump scare for everybody watching

[@HankChillin]

CAN YOU HEAR IT??? MY DOG'S BUTTHOLE, CAN YOU HEAR IT????😂😂😂

[@M0N5T3Rj]

Get ethan to 100k, he deserves more but lets start there

[@AgeofJP]

So McNasty just practically revealed the secret for how he's pooping in less than a minute (turkey baster butt conditioning) and the others just didn't believe him

[@makotokeisatoruko8203]

20:32 "Give me a Bourbon, on the rocks... and I don't mean stones!!" Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Might be just a bit off)

[@JarradBruessel32]

I always end up eating while watching this podcast right when they start getting into disgusting subjects lol

[@TrashBoat11]

Ethan and Soup make a podcast called The Chill Zone. That would be amazing lol

[@toomonkey_]

NEW GOONS EPISODE JUST DROPPED 😭😭🙏🏾

[@Dinglos]

This is probably the calmest intro made by soup ever…

[@keelanbennett3430]

This is way better than what I was watching

[@what9n6]

First time listening to the podcast in the shower. Bruh GOONS SHOWER MOMEMTSD

[@MidTennPews]

If you really think about it, Cracker barrel is just a Jim Crowe themed Applebee's.

[@woody8577]

We be moon goonin, mon!

[@seanhaggerty2228]

Watching this while I eat and entire box of pasta

[@herculeaneffort2249]

Full cast this episode? Oh yeah, it's gonna be good.

[@dagkyco8152]

My moongooning session was about to start! This better be good Yall!

[@Elias_619]

Ice gooning, confirmed new gooning season

[@LaFush033]

love when they have guests on the show, seeing wildcat or anyone from that group would be cool, still waiting for the cross over episode of the goons and groupchat

[@manuelcastillo2934]

When it shows mcnastys frame on the very left you can see a reflection of his face in the back

[@Zayn_guts]

I edge to this podcast every day.

[@Ohio_etsu-masu]

Next time pull me up for jewish talk

[@rtvtictaczac727]

Welcome back to dad went to the store for the milk and finally came back podcast

[@austinkaelin9434]

Watching this while unironically eating ice

[@yusufozbek8378]

Turkey mentioned LETS GO!

[@thecarkid101]

ETHAN NEEDS TO BE FULLY IN THE GOONS

[@Ratburger49]

Never sniffed my screen so fast when I saw that thumbnail

[@jackdaniels8022]

Soup I have the same refrigerator and the Ice maker is a pile. It does get really good with ice, but the ice gets stuck, and I have to get the ice unstuck or thaw out the ice maker.

[@blitzkrieg2524]

The Kim jung un jumpscare when it zooms in on soup

[@rovingut5171]

TURKEY MENTIONED?!??!?

[@ZombieCraft-ds4bm]

Got to agree with soup, can’t handle ice cream

[@kulterfromthebunker]

who else clicked the big toe to start the video ocd-style?

[@BillyBigRiggin359]

Ive had a peanut butter bacon cheeseburger at a sports bar back in the day and it was actually pretty good. In fact, it has no business being as good as it was lmao

[@117inchpizza]

Burger joint up in Iowa has a burger called the undead Elvis, it’s got peanut butter, fried bananas, bacon, American cheese, mayo and an egg

[@CRatcliffe]

Mcnasty got that potential mullet going on

[@MarBarz]

The thumbnail alon is perfection

[@tazeywazey3624]

FOOR FREEEEEEEE!?! AMAZING MOON GOON MATERIAL! SOUP FEEEET!

[@masonunderwood2139]

MORE GOONS MOMENTS, MORE GOONS MOMENTS, MORE GOONS MOMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@rumwrld9043]

3:22 LMAO ME TOO

[@g_l_0_0_m55]

Every restaurant I go to I'm either asking for no ice or light ice cuz all it does is water the drink down, and equate to more frequently needed refills cuz the ice takes up volume that liquid could instead

[@soulless_official]

these titles are getting really clever

[@kcail2193]

I can’t wait to eventually say I was here since Shameless and everyone shows their face n shit. Love you guys and keep it up! Seeing y’all grow from beginning to now is one hell of a journey and glad it is going strong! ❤🤘🏻 no homo 😂

[@Blueee51]

It's weird listening to the early podcasts compared to now lol

[@DrEagle1776]

good goons have fan podcast soon