BLARG NEW CAT (he name a bob) !!!!!!!!!!! - GOONS

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[@luisnicolau9583]

Everytime Soup talks about a childhood memory I burst out laughing because my brain can't process his baby face and I just imagine him as a toddler with a diaper, a very short shirt and full beard and long hair

[@dimass.a1507]

For me it's the exact same thing but bieber haircut soup instead.

[@MasterBurger117]

That has been said on the podcast EXACTLY the way you said it

[@DedBoi64]

I work with a person who went to elementary-high school with him. The yearbook photos are hilarious

[@butterdawg420]

and the Metallica hat

[@shadowyyCFH]

@@DedBoi64 you gotta show us em dawg if there aint no pictures ur full of shit

[@WillyInYoWonka]

As soon as dooo said " he's trying to get the worms out" all I can hear now is " I got worms in my walls, they do my taxes, I evade them all" one of my favorite bits.

[@Marchpisces2004]

I love the editor so much. They ACTUALLY put the stuff up on screen and do what the Goons say. They’ve been here for a couple podcasts but I love them so much. The old editor who never put stuff up made me so mad lol. We love you editor💛

[@AnkushB1811]

Totally agree. The goons would send an image in their group chat and id be like oh nice description but now i can see the fucked up shit they're talking about

[@shadowyyCFH]

@@AnkushB1811 imagine being an audio listener going through this

[@Ungwolop-bh3qe]

Well the old editor was quite literally the goons themselves, mostly McNasty so it shouldn't be surprising that it wasn't done much if at all

[@didograce3531]

"I would fart and then put my hand behind my diaper and say 'hot'" He hasn't changed at all

[@razormarkz]

Im honestly surprised that soup didnt have a background on. That honestly was more weird than seeing him with backgrounds on.

[@gay4femboys]

Based pfp

[@mewtoonator]

love the pfp

[@ankieb3980]

@@mewtoonatorof course you would you weeb

[@alpoopooramirez4915]

It's pegging time

[@Potato-su8us]

BRO‼️ soups literally inside the cathedral where you jelk on Sundays cut him some slack you are so annoying 🙄

[@idkwtp9264]

it’s funny that soup told the hot story before and everyone forgot, then mcnasty makes the same joke about it when soup first told the story 💀💀

[@donniebarns8238]

I was thinking the same thing lmao.

[@Rexchapmanmetal]

And then blarg also repeated the auto cat litter story, just repeatin topics the whole time

[@joekim9790]

and no one laughed at mcnasty's joke just like last time too lmao

[@Pfazio]

@@Rexchapmanmetalcry abt it dawg they a bunch of tards on the internet who have done 160 hours+ of talking on the podcast😭💀

[@bordenzuheckii1469]

Natural reaction brother, it’s a cool science

[@bigmungus7649]

Goons podcast on a Sunday?? Hell yeah

[@zachlanners1367]

They take forever

[@justanotherdude_]

​@@zachlanners1367Just like your father looking for milk

[@personexistingnot]

​@@justanotherdude_​That was out of pocket is there something wrong going on in your life or are you just normally this rude?

[@rockitoutnight8160]

Day of our four lords

[@justanotherdude_]

​@@personexistingnotI listen to the goons podcast...

[@americanhat3766]

24:20 That is *LITERALLY* the exact thing McNasty asked the first time Soup told us his first word (Episode 19, 20, or 21 i cant remember)

[@JeffCobalt]

yeah dude exactly I was wondering if I was listening to an old episode for a sec

[@TheLotsOfDudes]

Goons podcast Alzheimer’s edition

[@snwmat]

it was episode 17

[@americanhat3766]

​@@snwmat Was it? I just remember it was one of those late-teen episodes (I have all the episodes downloaded and have been listening through recently)

[@Blueee51]

​@@TheLotsOfDudes I've noticed the alzheimers moments over the years

[@addison3850]

I love how many times the missing crabs get brought up

[@Cpt.Str4ng3]

Wait till they come back.

[@GrepidYT]

I just got a Turbo Tax ad while living in the UK... The Dooo is infecting my computer

[@damyanhodgkin7312]

Blargs cat looks exactly like my cat that passed away a couple years ago. Ironically also named Bob

[@damyanhodgkin7312]

Resurrected my cat

[@Boggersugar]

Rip bob

[@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu]

Didn’t ask

[@BlueDragonBot]

He was never dead my friend. That’s him pal.

[@damyanhodgkin7312]

@@BlueDragonBot He’s in great hands then

[@Dr.Alex-Phosphorus]

Ain’t no fuckin’ way I have the same disorder as Mcnasty’s dog

[@squibblez2517]

the image of a veterinarian having a dedicated brass hammer for doinkin sick hamsters to fast travel them to the afterlife is fuckin crazy.

[@coolHawk_]

Australian Labradoodles are generally pretty hypoallergenic because they don’t shed and aren’t super oily. They also have various sizes and both my parents and grandma love their miniature labradoodles because they don’t act like the stereotypical small dogs.

[@RockytheDoggy1996]

god i wish i was bob, i want to belong to blarg

[@zwryy7622]

Living with blarg? Can't imagine a worse existence ngl

[@justanotherdude_]

​@@zwryy7622Id be like doug and shit randomly

[@cwj2733]

parasocial mfs b like

[@Marchpisces2004]

🤨🤨🤨

[@lee_s0a]

You'll be fed only with Smii7y gsupps

[@fraegrantcheeseallmighty]

Way back in school, I have been given remade leftovers of plain macaroni with minced meat from couple days prior. It also had some jelly-like substance all over it and it was all stuck together in a weird blob. It was only food that made me to gag in my entire life.

[@UhOhimaPufferfish]

To answer the hairless cat butthole suction question: No. Hairless cats are not at risk of their buttholes suctioning onto surfaces. This myth most likely comes from the fact that hairless cats easily collect dirt, dust, and other debris on their skin, causing them to become sticky. A hairless cat that is not bathed regularly could potentially leave a ring of residue after sitting on a surface.

[@americanhat3766]

Oh god, literal green screen soup is fucking weird. its like seeing your teacher buying a pack of gas station beer.

[@calciumcammando5717]

eating chunky tuna with mayo while watching goons is mood

[@calciumcammando5717]

@@woody8577 i said chunky wdym?

[@_Dio_Brando_69]

Even though he didn't actually name it himself, having a cat named Bob is very Blarg of him

[@hoods-music]

he name a bob

[@LargestLuke]

Blarg, your cat Doug might have kidney issues. My cat had issues pooping and peeing but he started bloating in his stomach region. Long story short, we took him to the vet, I had to pay $1800 as a 17 year old (😭), and now he’s on kidney and liver safe food. It’s a bit more expensive, but he hasn’t had any issues since. I would suggest putting your cats on a kidney safe food because it’s a much more common problem with cats than you might think. Cheers brotha

[@MWDRANK]

Like those 2 Canadians bob and Doug McKenzie😂

[@lisastovall9444]

Hey Dooo, I used to be severely allergic to dogs and cats but exposure helped me. My daughter got a cat and I had to take Benadryl for 6 months, now I have my own sweet little kitty

[@Abstractical]

The good part about seizures is (almost all of the time) people who have them aren't conscious. I've had a few seizures and it's literally like zoning out and then you blink and it's over, when in reality it's been like a minute. The worst part is just being really tired and sore afterwards tbh

[@sheb_nigurepur]

each day we get closer to episode 200, hopefully they make it well and safely

[@boosley-mh9ub]

I only just recently confirmed being allergic to cats. Its not serious but it just means that i have nonstop sneezing fits if i touch my face after i touch one Hasnt stopped me from living with a cat tho, i looooooove him

[@mattiasbrooks3255]

Just what I need for my hangover… a goons podcast episode

[@shifty1927]

Speaking of stubz... i rented a house on this large horse farm for awhile. There were 3 barn kitties i took care of. Indiana Jones (cause he explored and came to my house first)... Stubz (cause she didn't have a tail) and Gary (cause he was last so i gave him a generic name)😂😂 They were awesome kitties and i miss them 😢😢

[@haley.1]

I love how much the conversation flowed this episode

[@krusader9508]

Bob moments

[@personexistingnot]

Bobing with the goons

[@woody8577]

@@personexistingnot Goon Bobbing

[@metaloreo8423]

@@woody8577gooning bob

[@woody8577]

@@metaloreo8423 This thread brought to you by Bob Gooning Auto Mall.

[@SureNotBeBangin]

An entire stone oven cooked Italian pepperoni pizza, a pound of spicy buffalo wings, a medium sized serving of good French fries, a pint of cookie dough ice cream and 250ml of cream soda to wash it down. That would be last meal request if I was on death row.

[@TakehisaYuji]

you should make a podcast episode with 4 different audio tracks from 4 different podcasts. nobody would even notice a difference

[@purpleabyss2587]

YES NEW MOON GOONING MATERIALS

[@shifty1927]

When I was 12 I was running down the hall to get to the phone, (house phone era) well my sisters hamster ran out her room at the same time. I accidentally stepped on the poor fella. There was a crunch...and blood came out his mouth..I cried, she cried. (she was 8) Had a funeral for em that night. Even lit off some fireworks I had stashed away. Then a few months later my friend who was on the phone got me a little dancing, country singing cowboy hat wearing robot hamster. His family thought that shit was hilarious.😢😂

[@thegamingwitch]

Note: Poodles are hypo-allergenic. My mom cleans the house of a dog breeder, and she cross breeds all of her dogs with poodles. [She's one of the good ethical dog breeders too]

[@wessrobinson8003]

I was so exhilarated when I realized the crabs were making a feature. I live for goons crab content and this literally made my night!!

[@leechion2933]

I dont think theres ever been a hampster in the entirety of the time they existed, that lived a full life. They all either kill themselves, eachother, or just die.

[@8Yaba6]

Yall need to make these episodes like an hour longer lmao

[@novathegreat3149]

Underrated opinion, but we need a cooking video from the 4 of u guys, holy making ribs while being drunk would go hard

[@Stromek85]

I must thank the GOONS for making these videos on this channel and on their own channels. Im just goign through my first brake up and their videos really help me to not think about the stuff im going through.

[@tsantmm]

Im hung over about to go in for a morning shift and this podcast is gonna be the only thing keeping me alive for the first hour.

[@DylieBeans]

God I love tuning into every episode of the goons to hear them retell the same 5 stories!

[@thurmanyahboi]

"Stepbrothers monkey with the vest on"-blarg, bro accidentally mixed it up it supposed to be hangover 2 lol

[@PerfectCell937]

24:26 the exact same scene play by play from an episode either in the 40’s or 50’s I swear they’ve told the same stories multiple times and it gets funnier every time

[@daicen8135]

Goons Podcast, the only podcast where they'll repeat stories yet still be hilarious

[@DrEagle1776]

Been watching since shameless, love you guys. Also for the last meal I would eat is hot and ready's with a side of whole cakes with ice

[@morce6163]

mice

[@Olle_Kronblad]

When soup held up the cheez-it box I thought of dooo's cheez-it joke British cheez-its cheez-innits

[@sgt.raccoon386]

While Battlebots is the most modern incarnation of the RC fighting robot league, back in the 90's and early 00's there was a robot fighting league in England called "War Robots", and this shit is way cooler than Battlebots because the robots themselves were bigger, badder, and WAY more lethal than and Battlebots can hope to be, there were basically no restrictions on weaponry except no guns, a fan favourite Robot and my favourite is the Bot called "Razor", you can find many many clips of the show on KZbin, it's badass

[@woody8577]

I loved War Robots!

[@willz3344]

Didn't ask

[@sgt.raccoon386]

@@willz3344 dawg you must have thought someone cared

[@willz3344]

@@sgt.raccoon386 dawg you must have thought someone cared

[@just_kris]

​​@@willz3344dawg u must have thought someone cared that someone cared

[@rtvtictaczac727]

Welcome back to gooning for Valentine's goons podcast

[@lunchbagSSBU]

a peanut butter and popcorn sandwich, double-stacked. sounds disgusting, but is actually really good if you do it right - toast some braum's butterbread, peter pan creamy PB, act II microwave popcorn (butter lovers). you will not regret it

[@cappinty2382]

Was so fun making and eating my oatmeal while talking about cat poop😂

[@DisposedHerox]

As a Saint Louisian, doo is here by banned, and shall be exalted until he has had ribs

[@Paradoxrealism]

I like hearing the behind the scenes of the Goon outtakes

[@GerinoMorn]

I talk to my cat like I'd to a person. Did it since she was a pocket sized kitten. And I demonstrated to people that she does understand A LOT. Of course not semantically, but voice inflection/sound of some words etc.

[@nolanrobke8409]

I use Sour Cream & Shredded Cheese as dipping for chicken nuggets/tenders, chips & fries.

[@JacobGrim-kz1vi]

The goons while I’m in church let’s go Sunday upload

[@TrentFalkenrath]

[34:00] Yeah, I had gas like that once. Parents even brought me to urgent care because my belly hurt like really bad. But, as soon as I stood up out of the car and walked into the clinic, I felt I had to shit. Used the restroom, felt totally fine. Mum and Dad didn't even had time to check me in. Wasn't long afterwards, we found I was lactose intolerant.

[@awesomako]

Yess!! The 11 billion crabs are back

[@TheStrayPanda]

The Drake segment didn't age well

[@frozen_applejuice]

not only has soup talked about the "hot" thing before, but mcnasty's response was exactly the same lmao

[@Shivermaw]

Yea I remember soup's first word story before. Idk which podcast but it was a bit way back now and it was a cool backstory too

[@cloudyplacebo7456]

god now I wanna watch the podcast with the wrong Soup audio lol

[@RMP114]

Next episode definitely gonna be called the Bob cast, prediction redicting rn

[@desmondclouds]

my last meal would be seafood spaghetti from Romeos in Florida. it was one of those meals i can not recreate but i would love to have it again before I die. (I cant because i live like 12 hours away now and i dont think its on their menu anymore)

[@leechion2933]

Hey thats a final Straw shirt Soup is wearin. Im wearin that right now at the hospital.

[@PG03TheGod]

He did talk about his first word earlier, but still a funny story

[@ToxicLemonsyeah]

love waking up at 7pm to goons podcast

[@acar2995]

Ahhh I needed my fix I've got scars started from scratching so much from the withdrawals

[@pableezy98]

Having this podcast drop on my birthday, hell yeah 👌🏽👌🏽

[@Uncivil_Dreams]

g m"he like talked to him, like a normal person😂" bro whatt, who *doesnt* talk to their pets haha

[@chumtaco]

Bob and Doug MacKenzie

[@darryn7384]

I wish I was apart of this call because I love talking about my pets

[@hitgere]

You know what's funny I actually have 15 cats inside the house.

[@PerfectCell937]

21:37 why was this so wholesome bro

[@lancerllott5017]

Doug and Bob McKenzie! Nice :D

[@matthewcardona8710]

Do we have a rat problem? Oh well hell in a hand basket

[@HeiwaTori]

I'm Australian so when Blarg said "have you heard about the rat plague in Australia" I was just "the WHAT?!"

[@emomonstermacedo]

Rat Beach reminds me of Frog House (Soup's Pool).

[@hunterhinde2908]

As a lifeguard for years puke is 30 minutes out of the water, solid poop is 30 minutes out of the water, and liquid poo is a whole day and a lot of chemicals

[@mattygames890]

The fact that blargs hamster probably wasnt dead because hamster hibernate haha 31:39

[@EbbeChristensen]

Except that: 1. A hibernating hamster would not be stiff from rigor mortis 2. Hamsters only hibernate below 20°c and would wake up within a couple of hours at a higher temperature

[@ghostinng274]

He name a bob 👍

[@runa_7022]

i peak the oilers jersey in the back of blargs cam, big slay

[@howdIgethere]

Man this episode had me rolling 🤣🤣

[@MoyaMethod]

On a Sunday it really is the lords podcast

[@brianwatson5746]

Hey blarg. I think the sweet and slightly spicy sauce is probably spicy honey mustard. It's my favorite and it's so good

[@haley.1]

Why did soup have 5 alarms set within 1 hour

[@Itz_Indominus]

next podcast Soup should livestream only his audio so we have a little sneak peak of the podcast the week before

[@HowieRaps]

37:40 sounds like a cat shit flavored wax melt 😂

[@Stride_n_Flow]

Goons on a Sunday 🤌

[@DigitlWaffle]

The Lord blessed us on this fine Sunday with a Goons podcast 🙏🏼

[@joe-sc2ff]

12:40 crack

[@obliviousthorne]

21:40 dog epilepsy is so scary :( my dog has it pretty bad, he takes medication for it. its always terrifying when he has them but he hasn't had them for ages once we found the right dose! afterwards he becomes really dazed, wont listen to commands, will wander around until he finally calms down again and regains his senses/grounding :( the first couple of times we'd let him out to go pee afterwards and he'd just wander away because he doesn't remember he's not allowed out the gate (he's very well trained normally)

[@evagilliland3664]

I was not expecting a crabs reference

[@Chuumbo]

Goons blessed me on my birthday with a podcast

[@JIMMYSCHOPSHOP123]

On God weird food. I've been putting cheese it's on a peanut butter and jelly

[@idontsting]

dude I literally just watched the podcast where Soup told them his first words. McNasty quite literally said the exact same thing🤣🤣🤣

[@bradyschultz4530]

Not grossest but most cursed. My buddies think I’m fucked for it but I eat the chicken bones as well as the meat of the wings. They’ll look over after hearing a crunch and I’m just munching bones and finishing their bones as well

[@Blueee51]

bro are you a hyena wtf

[@luckyrouuxYGG]

I are be listening to this my friend while i play the basketball

[@Oronomus]

just happy to hear the boys.