How To Make the Perfect Roast Beef Dinner | Gordon Ramsay

[@matthewaldrinuy1558]

The key to avoid crying while chopping onions is to not get overly attached.

[@mymymy5504]

Lol

[@SuperWadman]

the only way is to avoid the sulphites rising and making contact with moisture in your eye, the best thing that actually works is wearing contact lenses

[@sean123888]

I know exactly why, he used the knives she had their. And the key to not crying is a sharp as fuck knife first off.

[@adnanroshan2768]

Well guess the vegans aren't gonna listen.

[@noma3163]

@@SuperWadman if you cut the onion in half and have the skin side down it will help alot, also if you use a knife with a sharpness angle of 15 degrees you will have no issue, if you use a duller knife it wedges instead of slicing through nicely and creates the chemicals that sting your eyes, so just remember skin down, sharp knife

[@CaptiveHat]

gordon at 4:10 "you're married, you're married"

[@ThranduiL-j1v]

This comment is underrated

[@attorreatravere4590]

masterpiece

[@SkullThuggery]

Literally had to smack the thought of smashing her back doors in out of his head

[@jacknjill7653]

🤣🤣

[@ELTUK82]

I’ll chew on this piece of beef instead and pretend it’s something else 😂

[@dipro001]

After Dinner: Her: I have no lube! Gordon: Olive Oil, in.

[@attorreatravere4590]

nice and hot, give a good shake

[@MrPatrick0509]

This is fucking funny!!!

[@dipro001]

@@attorreatravere4590 Make sure you hear that noise each time you put it in. Emm.. Beautiful.

[@MionMikan]

Real men use her natural roasting juices.

[@amitupadhya90]

Hahah, I’m dead

[@jtnlee5942]

"Don't put the cloth over the shoulder..." *Puts a cloth over his own shoulder later on*

[@inserttext7415]

3:44 🤦‍♂️

[@mikeeaston4431]

Only after cooking. And hes teaching her to be an amateur, Dude makes the fucking rules round here lol

[@chopchopbuilds]

Yep. The yorkshire mix wasnt at room temp.

[@ninongmtv3028]

Hahaha

[@kearndawg1278]

4:06 when Gordon became 100% certain he was getting laid.

[@BLADExARTx5160]

Kearndawg1 yes!!

[@Simmiebird]

3:48 "How big do you want the knob to be?" Gordon's face was priceless 😁😁

[@anggazacky2770]

I don't get was that means, I'm not a good foreigners btw

[@NicoScorpio]

@@anggazacky2770 knob is british slang for penis, very important word 😁

[@andrewmathews1431]

@@anggazacky2770 🍆

[@paladinsmith7050]

@@anggazacky2770 Knob is slang for penis.

[@sepqnx3012]

@@anggazacky2770 knob can be British slang for a penis head

[@lime_salt]

No touch of olive oil? No nice hot pan? Where is the real Gordan Ramsay?!

[@Sean-xu1sl]

i know right? where's the "let the knife do the work" at?

[@danmack3173]

He's still bouncing like he has a weak bladder....all is well

[@lambsauce1173]

no "ITS FUCKING RAWWWW" he's been kidnapped by isis

[@NotCommanderShepard]

Olive oil?! This is a roast dinner you ponce!

[@leocheung8860]

WHERE'VE HIDDEN THE REAL GORDON YOU BLOODY IMPOSTER

[@chickensodelicious]

"How big do you want the knob to be?" "About as big as mine is right now."

[@virginia26maldonado]

the look in his eyes at 4:08 mhh

[@veetour]

Next episode, he stuffs her turkey.

[@charlottehulmes5140]

vee tour 😂😂🙈

[@suzesiviter6083]

And trims her bush.

[@Simkets]

@@suzesiviter6083 It's not funny the second time. Stop.

[@williamwalsh1533]

Turkey stands for vagina? Is that UK slang?

[@Devastator21]

@@williamwalsh1533 I don't know we updated our dictionary and it's all random words together

[@dinkleberry4609]

I want to be Gordon's cameraman. Lucky guy probably gets to eat all the food he eats

[@noble20xx56]

That would be dope.

[@samanthawho9591]

Omg yess

[@jason4275]

He eats after Gordon's and his guest, Fuck that I'm not eating the dog scraps.

[@blizzardesigns]

no shit "gets to eat all the food he eats"

[@chibai1223]

I believe Gordon can cook shit, sell it for 3.99 and people would line up to buy it.

[@adobecirovic6307]

you know he smashed. legs...tender now open..two fingers rub it..color, nice and pink so fragrant tip in, stir rapidly enjoy.

[@valzerna]

XD

[@jazzperkins816]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you just made my fucking day!

[@adobecirovic6307]

Jazz Perkins hes a cheeky fucker xD

[@datdirtyxeno4300]

Reading it in his voice as if he's right in front of us made me laugh so hard I started coughing.

[@jackbeans5147]

Ado Becirovic wink wink

[@litagalindo1794]

Gordon's actually a sweet heart. He just comes from a specific type of training and doesn't take buffoonery in the kitchen when he's working.

[@poolepaul4158]

Buffoonery in the kitchen is no joke. Well spotted.

[@frankmundo4300]

Marco taught him well

[@gee_emm]

He has rage issues. And he gets paid to ham it up. Doesn't mean he doesn't get flustered by an alluring woman who comes with good chemistry.

[@EscobarLF]

This is the kind of chemistry a good first date should feel like.

[@brucinski94]

This is my favorite video so far. Seeing little flaws really does humanize him and seeing him run out of the kitchen with the onions had me dying

[@MrJayScy]

Never thought I'd see the day where 'fuck' is censored in a Gordon Ramsay video.

[@tre-moon-dous6122]

its 2016 man, everyone is easily offended by everything

[@noble20xx56]

Caught me off guard.

[@sean9313]

It's fecckkkin raw!

[@Albertoepicness]

+Syahrul Anwar fuck you im offended Jk its Prank

[@avengermkii7872]

It's different usually. In the UK, there's a specific time (I think after 9:00pm) is where all swear words are uncensored. I think this specific episode in the first season didn't meet that requirement. I think around season 2 when they started the show late at night where all the swear words were uncensored. Also this is back in 2009 in on the show called "The F Word."

[@DoktorSo]

She's beautiful, funny and how she makes fun of Gordon is hilarious xD

[@noble20xx56]

Indeed.

[@daywalker3068]

Very yummy.

[@cassielaralim5443]

yup definitely wifey material :)

[@DoktorSo]

Idc what she does or who she is. In this video she is charming

[@emPIEror]

+Mark Sesum .. I still have no idea who she is

[@easycooking6213]

He's saving the olive oil for after dinner.

[@parkalan]

0:47 Gordon: "Always put your cloth here, not over the shoulder" 3:30 - 4:36 *wears the towel on his shoulder*

[@12Mojo]

Gordon's wife had disliked this video.

[@catmandew7431]

12-Mojo all 495 of them

[@FarukAhmed-zj5zf]

Hahahah

[@rogerrtewwr4723]

lmafo

[@MeatBunFul]

😂😂😂

[@dabla6768]

Strange, I wonder why...

[@Ryanbsajax]

Hahahah that woman is hilarious

[@Ryanbsajax]

+Jamal Johnson lmao

[@madhousegaming7780]

+iiAboudi look...stop trying to ruin everyones mood...

[@lalibbilal6610]

+Lalib Bilal see*

[@TrisPatisserie]

Haha she is actually. I've specialised in French and Italian patisserie and started a new channel. Just uploaded a video for how to make the softest most perfect roll cakes! Also eclairs, croissants etc

[@74_Green]

How young are you? Ryan ...I'm guessing that she was in EastEnders before you were born.

[@NullPointer871ICant]

-"My friends are quite judgemental about my cooking" -"I've never seen her in the kitchen actually" :)

[@theaussie6526]

They all ate chef Ramsey's beef

[@TheEamz]

I think I learned more about flirting than I did about cooking...

[@killekillekille1]

0:02 what on Earth is going on lol

[@allywithextral7960]

out of all her friends she's the prettiest xD

[@catsexual3412]

actually that is a pretty good strat. get friends less attractive than you to boost yourself.

[@jason4275]

That's like a Mid-Western 4 here in America.

[@allywithextral7960]

jason4275 still better than the two 2s and the 0.5

[@Drakonya08]

.

[@adrienperie6119]

The dumbest too.

[@MsBestsunshine]

It was wonderful watching Gordon Tuesday calmly showing young lady how to Prepare this wonderful meal! Kudos to him! Together everything came out delicious looking I’m so proud of him for the effort he put into explaining how each dish can come together and it did it was a great success amen to him and for her for hanging in there with him from start to finish!

[@tanyay1073]

The last time I was this early, the beef was FUCKING RAWWWWWW

[@chairliftt]

BLOODY FUCKING RAWWWWWWWWWW

[@Erodedcrusader]

WWE RAWWWWW

[@JHarris98]

+Erodedcrusader damn you killed this off...

[@tanyay1073]

+Jack Harris haha

[@xiphiasoffishwell4781]

It's FROOOZENNNN!

[@Kylecoll1629]

This has to be the strangest comment section ever

[@sebastianbernabe3800]

It was all innuendo. Like "Gordon stuffed her turkey"

[@conp3993]

Gordon: Don't put the towel over your shoulder Gordon: Has towel over his shoulder for majority of the video

[@Egglemonguy]

when you finish everything there is no problem doing it

[@paradiddles8069]

Soooo.....who else just spent 2 minutes poking their cheek and their chin? Just me? o0

[@sinister3651]

Paradiddles omfg so truw

[@stevennowak247]

I was!!!! Lol

[@alessandrolangeli2766]

Paradiddles of coarse

[@dellacranford4203]

I soooo did

[@heartus2010]

Hahaha!!!

[@sondao8495]

Shedding tears because of slicing onions? Where's my real Gordon Ramsay who knows how to properly cut an onion?!

[@lambsauce1173]

Gordon:the toughest chef in the world that has made probably more than 20 people cry,but what makes him cry is a bloody onion....

[@barebottombandit1621]

+BlazeStomper75 , ITS FUCKING RAWWWW

[@bencaldona4437]

he forgot about the onion crystals

[@Green-cd1np]

Chronic Depression no Marco pier white is the toughest chef in the world, he's the only man in history to ever make the Gordon Ramsay cry in the kitchen ... Without an onion

[@lambsauce1173]

Greeney savagery

[@derekwiley4770]

That roast isn’t the only beef that got tenderized that night

[@Dboss74]

hilarious 🤣

[@James-cb7nb]

Gordon Ramsay comes out with the dishes and they still think it was her who cooked it????

[@GreyWind]

4:21 opens door - “good evening ladies and gentlemen” (we are tonight’s entertainment)

[@MrSpeedyAce]

She's from Love Actually!!! 😊😊😊🙌🏻

[@bluntboi101]

+AKMAN 699 not 20 years ago

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

And where is that?

[@skinnylegend2082]

+UltimateXtreme It's a movie 😊

[@MrSpeedyAce]

UltimateXtreme It's UK's most famous love movie!

[@godhimself568]

+MrSpeedyAce no it's not

[@mrpopo4306]

she looked waaaay better before she went to go powder her nose

[@The_Nova_Glow]

i agree

[@AmishMicrowave]

I know this comment is 4 years old, but I agree.

[@TheCRAZYCAT68]

Pause at 1:18.

[@TheCRAZYCAT68]

Michel Houellebecq close enough.

[@itsBEZZyo]

no its not close enough you fucking ruined everything

[@ilbv5]

Ur doin god's work

[@shazam12691]

BEWBS

[@fkn16v]

or you could just google "Martine McCutcheon nude"

[@papamilfz1565]

Gordon cooked her meat, but she be lookin' at him like she want some RAW meat

[@ahmedboukhalfa288]

No because that's fucking raw

[@jasperklyroski6095]

i’ll take gordon’s raw meat

[@JustCoNa]

I hope not she might get food poisoning /s

[@RaginYak]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@Leo-hr7yq]

She is a gold digger

[@madake7779]

Love how it displays that she's an actress when she says I'm an intelligent woman .

[@SH-AQ_1]

2:57 - 3:00 close your eyes

[@ryanhale7349]

Nur Sharmil Aqamar Safeei 😂

[@thechamp7513]

😂😂😂

[@itsuyukke9110]

Close your eye and open your imagination. Uh ahhhh Shit there strong. Me:wattt

[@BlueberryMI]

lmfaoo

[@jamesbashford5358]

Gordon saying “shit they’re strong” about the viagra he just took

[@jiv32]

"Woo-ooo! HAHAHAHA!"...that's exactly how one should greet their guests

[@ryanhale7349]

5:16 wtf was that

[@RB747domme]

Ryan Hale wtf was what?

[@rhettblair6186]

A motor boat and a squeal

[@hywel4767]

I thought this was a reference to the piss water gravy 😂

[@GianniMorelli90]

Gordon being humbled by the shell in the egg was wholesome

[@mdc2077]

Thumbs up if you think Gordon hit that after supper.

[@Unko_Jay]

Mike D 😂

[@brandonlawson1086]

69 likes lol

[@HAIRHOLIC_1]

100% they where flirting like there was no tomorrow

[@matthewtoddsr.6743]

I’d say he took all 4 of them after dessert

[@Doug19752533]

she WAS the supper

[@Phendoxia]

Last time i was this early harambe was flipping grass in background while gordon was cooking in the zoo.

[@lugialover09]

"I can't believe that you've made this." She says to the lady sitting next to Gordon Ramsay.

[@pappajinx]

GORDON: "So is that the first time you've stuck one in the oven?" MARTINE: "Yeah" Went right over her head that one! 😂

[@ChloeASMR91]

3:49 okai how big do you want the Knob too be, then Gordons face is priceless hahahahaha..

[@whitefatalis4960]

3:49 that joke lol

[@MrJoshuayap]

Pause at 1:18 and thank me later

[@kurtz7221]

Thank you, you are the hero we needed

[@MrJoshuayap]

+Jeriqho “Rega Pure” 98 my pleasure doing pleasure haha

[@won1853]

You've never seen cleavage before?

[@sachinnabatsing3549]

no need to thank u caues i saw it myself

[@ryanevans662]

lmao thank u good sir

[@Trickl_]

5:46 GORDON YOU *GOD*

[@doctorx5613]

"Are you sure they're meant to be served at room temperature?" "Do you know who the fuck I am?"

[@LadyRavenEyes]

ohh goodness he is so cute when he is just goofing off with people and joking around in the kitchen.

[@andipiratechef7134]

She opens the door.. "I've changed my mind!" She shuts the door on him! Followed by that laugh!! 🤣🤣

[@whiteshard]

"My friends, there are a bit judgemental when it comes to my cooking" Friend : "I've never seen her in the kitchen actually."

[@christianh4723]

My god she's cute as fuck, and hilarious

[@eksine]

yeah dirty pervert

[@dianenahabwe9148]

+Josh D soo. when u see a woman ...what do you see.. cooks washing machines etc ..well its soo okay for women not to know certain things...duhh

[@jeremybeadleslefthand480]

Absolutely stunning

[@alexrbsn]

only thing that can make Ramsay emotional, Onions.

[@philgreen736]

“How big do you want the knob to be?” *Martine just dying in the corner* 😂😂

[@TheKBDestiny]

I finally figured out the perfect way to crack an egg with one hand!!! *Winning at life lol

[@ssam5232]

0:45 and 3:32 find the error

[@TJ-sc1pm]

Ssam hahahaha 😂 good find Sherlock

[@SilkSouffleProductions]

Watched this again for the cheek, chin, forehead test. Ramsay is a great cooking coach. Very practical and down-to-earth when he's teaching.

[@MyLatestEscape]

"Don't put the towel on your shoulder, keep it on your belt' Later: has towel over shoulder :D

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

Friends come over to eat. Gordon walks out of kitchen. No one believes you've cooked.

[@345stewma]

4:08 when you go back to hers and think what am I doing 😂😂

[@sebo641]

2:50 is the most emotional part

[@Steven-fk7pq]

spent most of this vid reading comments and looking for timestamps...

[@elenicakes]

Wasn't she in that movie Love Actually

[@zenjames1943]

yup! That's the only movie I've ever seen her in

[@andysgrl33]

I love her character in that movie. Girl crush!

[@juandef4115]

elenicakes yes and it was shit. Gimme julia roberts anyday in Notting Hill!

[@truerafferty468]

Yes. Her character’s name was Natalie.

[@buckbumble]

She used to be in Eastenders. Can’t believe people don’t know who she is.

[@caoloo8161]

How big do you want the knob to be? (Gordon's face) Gold

[@chowder8802]

great chemistry between these two

[@3hungesrt]

2:36 medium, well done, rare... hahaha the chick is funny as

[@finally_startingtopost]

Someday, before I die...this American will figure out what the fuck Yorkshire pudding is....looks good.

[@numberrocker]

Same

[@doomtrigger]

its a crispy custard

[@mrebola9078]

when i come home pissd i chuck 8 aunt betties yorkshire puds in the oven and pour bisto gravy all over em. so munch

[@mrebola9078]

+Jimmy Hustler it isnt burnt cream. its pancake batter (crepe batter to yanks. eggs milk and flour) baked in an oven in oil

[@Kaslai]

Popovers are an American variant of Yorkshire pudding, though traditionally speaking, bread puddings like Yorkshire pudding have meat drippings in them, wheras popovers just have butter.

[@uzzitaylor3687]

I swears this comment section had me dying 😂😂👏⚡

[@freudlindell6343]

"Okay, how big do you want the knob to be?" I FUCKING LOST IT

[@daviddoyle4516]

I think these kids like each other,,,,,,and as Tiny Tim said in :A Christmas Carol" ,,,God Bless Them Every One!!!,,,,Even Gordon Ramsey!!!!!"

[@yasirahmadi8528]

1:40 you have put my milk in there lol

[@Sublime-fo6ug]

"Okay, How Big D'You Want The Knob To Be?" Im Done XD

[@phoenixsands]

"so the first time you stuck one in the oven?"- goddamit gordon I swear lol

[@cezarynowak8772]

Gordon was left for the night...Housewife with a detachment and sense of humor 👏👏👏

[@stephencook4694]

Martine is an English Rose not only famous for love actually but she also starred in eastenders and is a singer who has released several records!

[@jade5418]

Are you sure they're supposed to be with room temperature BOIIIIIIIII this is Gordon Ramsay a famous chef who opened many restraunts and you saying some shiiiiii

[@zrvxoyt6217]

ALL THE ANIMALS HATE GORDON BECAUSE HE HUNTS AND COOKS THEM

[@BarryAllen..]

Yeah well chuck norris doesn't need to hunt, the animals come to him and walk willingly into his oven.

[@Dragon_Kin]

i would sooner be wild and hunted for food than be raised in a barn or pen for food

[@lambsauce1173]

and all the humans love gordon because he can serve them the best steaks and bacon. deal with it m9 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Listopia10]

except mamoths and dinosaurs

[@VOYAGER071]

this animals can be proud to be cooked by gordon ramsay. .. man i would be proud if chef ramsay would cook and eat me if i die. .. i have to make a note in my Testament

[@The0fficalSkrillex]

“So this the first time you stuck one in the oven” 1:07

[@freizafreak]

This comment section is pure gold. Enjoyed more than the video itself.

[@keveanjo24]

Is it bad that im binge watching gordon ramsay at 4:00am on a school night?

[@BoydTheMilkmanX]

"I wish I could cook". You can. Start practicing. Follow recipes. It's not as complicated as it sounds. And once you've got enough practice doing it, recipes can go by the way side.

[@sarmadhares756]

2:38 and repeat

[@jared1187]

Where can I apply to invite him to my home,the only thing I know how to make is cereal😂

[@Sereous313]

you should look up gordon ramsay home cooking course, he has awesome vids for beginners. If u watch them all I bet you'll learn a ton lol

[@jared1187]

Thx

[@akashcash]

do you get up every morning to harvest the grains for your cereal?

[@Green-cd1np]

Sereous313 yep that's how I began learning how to cook

[@PatandSylus]

I like to call it cinnamon toast crunch soup with a milk broth

[@Thorny5718]

Ahh Martine, she will always be a down to earth English lass. Gordon is always good for a laugh, he’s not always an angry man.

[@Deepwaterjew]

Her: how big do you want the knob? Gordon: *internally dying not to say something*

[@therealAkito]

she's kinda hot...

[@buoghuoj]

shes VERY hot

[@danieldubeau6413]

I want you to be put away

[@bonguley]

( .) (. ) / . \ \/U\/

[@kaiser-mn9vw]

did u not see dat ass xd

[@cedric4317]

Ow hell yes i did

[@riffraff9070]

How did Gordon not straight up Bone this chick in the kitchen. Dear God.

[@mrbrown1827]

Isn't Gordon Ramsey married?

[@wickedwildwallace]

watch American dad my eyes may wonder but my heart comes home sone

[@frankialvanez380]

Yeah he is

[@jasondiew]

It's a friendly kiss calm down 😂

[@LIGamingTV]

if Francine wasnt my momma lord you know id try to bone

[@avengermkii7872]

British mannerism is different from American mannerism.

[@DARKGORZ]

3:50 THAT LOOK WAS PRICELESS...

[@IRMentat]

Wholesome to watch, not what i was looking for. watched to the end. :)

[@issultal7705]

Im very suprised that gordon is still healthy and alll. It seems he is under alot of stress like all the time. Especially in hells kitchen

[@ManasSrivastavaIronman]

this video is from an archive around 8 years ago 😂

[@BrotherTree1]

That looks amazing, great work from both!

[@Crazytesseract]

Do you know how miserable is Gordon Ramsay? Because of the most sinful act: Before sending to the slaughterhouse, they draw out the last drop of milk from the cow, and immediately killing. So you require the milk. You are taking so much milk. Without milk you cannot . . . and the animal from whom you take milk, she's your mother. They forget this. Mother supplies milk. She's supplying milk from her body, and you are killing the mother? Is that civilization, killing mother? And milk is necessary. Therefore you are taking the last drop of it. Otherwise, what is the use of taking the last drop of milk from the cow? It is necessary. So why not let her live and supply you milk, and you can make hundreds and thousands of very nourishing, palatable preparation from milk? Where is that intelligence? (Conversation with HDG A.C. Bhaktivedanta Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada).

[@jsayram]

Why did the chicken cross the road? ......CAUSE YOU DIDN'T FINISH COOKING IT!!!

[@Solo-nt4pt]

afgzee wtf stfu ur like 6

[@dianamorales7335]

@@Solo-nt4pt It was funny! Lol

[@NotCommanderShepard]

1:06 "Is that the first time you've stuck one in the oven?" LOL

[@countrygirlxo7188]

Lol love how her friends were like wow I’m surprised you made this, I’m just thinking what did she make??? She just watched him do everything 😂😂