goro akechi plays mario kart wii for the first time [ASMR]

goro akechi decides to play mario kart wii for the first time. will the second coming of the detective prince be able to best the CPUs, or will he fail miserably? find out today!
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DIRECTOR'S COMMENTARY: y'all. i just want to say. i cannot stress enough how much time i spent making this video. it took a little less than four hours to get a recording of what i deemed "the shittiest match of mario kart wii possible." i wanted this video to encapsulate the idea of "goro akechi raging at video games," so i was exceptionally picky with how the races would turn out! very happy to have made this, and i hope you all enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed making it!
if you want to talk to me about akechi:
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▶︎ twitch: / lizz_archives

[@catherinec4947]

Goro seems like the type of guy to main Luigi and just say "Oh, haha, I just enjoy him," as if he doesn't have a 5 hr youtube video essay in his brain about why Mario is a piece of shit and should die just waiting to be released into the world.

[@tennlevi]

op i hope you know that ever since i saw your comment in my inbox it's been stuck in my head because GOD. akechi really is that kinda guy LSMGKLHDFGL thank you for making me brainrot

[@fallingcrane1986]

Goro is the type of person who watches “Game Theory: Why Mario is Mental, Part 1” once and makes it his entire personality

[@majoritygamerp5518]

Me fr, W Akechi

[@chickentwink]

holy shit i relate so bad i despise mario and love luigi. I can rant about this for so long. Let me start: Luigi is just better in every way. Luigi can jump HIGHER. run FASTER. And on top of that. He is more slippery. That sounds like a bad thing. BUT ITS NOT. It means he has to be more precise. More careful. More great than his brother. and what does he get. A SHITTY YEAR OF LUIGI that gave him a SHITTY VERSION OF DR MARIO, a BAD LUIGI BROS ROM HACK in super mario 3d world, and a luigi's mansion game that was JUST OK! Also a new super luigi bros game but who really cares about that. In conclusion. I HATE MARIO. And luigi is just as good, and is infact BETTER in EVERY WAY. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[@itisnotVioletatall]

@@chickentwink LMAOOO im gonna screenshot this, this is pure gold and i wanna draw akechi saying this

[@navi_1134]

“It’s been 2 weeks since we last saw Akechi and he was never the same again”

[@tennlevi]

mario kart wii has fundamentally changed who goro akechi is as a person... video games are scary... /s

[@Femc777]

Bruh got hit by everything in the game

[@tennlevi]

i simply love to make him suffer!! thank you for enjoying akechi's downfall in mario kart!!

[@joeyshadeslayer9792]

That’s just normal Mariokart. If you get hit by one bot, you get hit by all of them.

[@CheesyLizzy]

Goro is a Luigi main, he has good taste

[@tennlevi]

THANK U LIZZY!!! i feel like he'd enjoy playing luigi, haha. though that's also bc i love playing him as well!!

[@itisnotVioletatall]

AKECHI IS LUIGI AND JOKER IS MARIO................

[@BleedingDaze01]

I Literally said the same thing when I saw him pick Luigi. lol glad to know there are cultured people here!

[@HYDEinallcaps]

@@itisnotVioletatall "HERE'S-A MY PARTNER AKECHI NOW, TO TELL YOU A WHOLE HEAPIN'-A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATION-EH!" "Hello, Joker."

[@keiraharding3071]

@@HYDEinallcaps YES

[@eliteshinx8884]

Goes of road “Get back on track!”

[@tennlevi]

yess thank you for appreciating the dialogue choice!! i was surprised at how well that line from p5d could fit here, haha 😂

[@failure4452]

I love the slow descent into full Black Mask mode so much as he gets screwed over by the AI in true Mariokart fashion

[@tennlevi]

ASSJDKG thank you! wanted this video to be as relatable as possible (bc wow, mario kart ai be brutal sometimes!) so im glad that you enjoyed the slow descent that you wanted to comment 💗

[@frostplays155]

relatable

[@MrFlakes36]

he needs to get a better gaming chair

[@tennlevi]

LOOOL ur so right 😭😭😭 he lives in the most minimalist and barebones apartment there is so he really needs a gaming chair!!!

[@mr.supersonicultra9131]

He needs a chair

[@gbj0107]

Jokes on you, he's doesn't have one

[@FromASatalitePlace]

@@gbj0107 Probably due to the fact he spent all his savings on the apartment, the wii, and TV. XD

[@agojinu517]

Of course Akechi would play with tilt controls, why am I not surprised

[@tennlevi]

the wii is his first console!! poor dude probably hasn't touched a gamecube controller (yet LOL)

[@pit2992]

@@tennlevi If a Wii is his first console in 2021, will he ever try the new ones?

[@HYDEinallcaps]

Gotta get that golden wheel.

[@baekspace_]

omg! akechi’s secret twitch account

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

The funniest part is Robbie Daymond, Akechi's voice actor, actually HAS a Twitch account that he shares with Ray Chase and Max Mittleman

[@baekspace_]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 mhm l.a.v.a

[@tennlevi]

LOL YES!!!! i love gamerkechi having a twitch acc. i love to see it!!

[@tennlevi]

yess!! i love that those three have a channel together. their content is simply entertaining!

[@user-sy6uo7dz5l]

i found u

[@PhantomSt21]

The many stages of Mario Kart. Calm, cocky, and then full on rage

[@zippityzap3531]

Goro playing online: “My skills exceed yours.”

[@joukhr]

right when the question mark box thing was put down & there was nothing to protect from a shell attack thing i was like “oh no, it’s all gonna go downhill from here” I LOVED THIS SO MUCH

[@Candy-fd7po]

But fake question mark boxes can't protect you from red shell attacks in this game 😔💔

[@tennlevi]

HAHA YESSS!! i had the same feeling when i looked back at the recording- that if akechi didn't get his triple bananas reduced from 3 to 1 in one hit, or if he hit the item box, he could've won!!! but IM GLAD YOU LIKED IT AND ENJOYED WATCHING AKECHI SUFFER AS MUCH AS I DID. thank you for commenting and enjoying!!

[@tennlevi]

IKRRRR i heard that in double dash they used to?? but it's so sad that they don't in wii. this item is so cursed i always hate getting it LOL

[@Candy-fd7po]

@@tennlevi Same Lizz!! I spend way to much time in this game as a kid and hated that item too!! (Also hi! I'm Lily!!)

[@tennlevi]

@@Candy-fd7po Omg lily!! I didnt realize this was you... so nice to see you on YT as well!! glad that we both hate that item LOL

[@HeavenlyM]

That last lap 😂😂 this is art

[@sdpr_5]

Nice to see you here

[@ViperrZenn]

This is a masterpiece

[@tennlevi]

THANK U!!! i appreciate ur kind words very much. glad that my time spent mario kart wii for this video was worth it!!

[@Emi_exe]

and then akechi went on to be a mass murderer

[@tennlevi]

he needs to get his anger issues checked out 😔 i feel bad for his apartment neighbors if he has any of those LMAO

[@missasyan]

bro this is peak comedy i hope more people get recommended this lmaoooooo edit: i saw it recommended to me on twitter too haha google's starting to learn what i vibe with

[@tennlevi]

LMAOOO THANK U!!! i hope more ppl see it too, it's probably my favorite shitpost i've made so far. thanks for commenting so that more ppl could possibly see it!!! (and LOOOL nice. glad that twitter knows what's up!!)

[@Soki7000]

These Akechi ASMRs make me so friggin happy and I can’t explain why.

[@romessa-g]

Akechi flexing his epic Gamer skills

[@tennlevi]

YESSS he's a gamer... that unfortunately suffered from rng 😔

[@romessa-g]

@@tennlevi rip 😔😔

[@elijahfranklin6843]

Even the greatest fall to the power of luck

[@TomRobertGaming]

The decent into madness (both versions of it) is amazing and it actually sounded really good!

[@tennlevi]

thank you!!! happy to hear that you enjoyed the video. did my best to string together akechi's voicelines from the games together in a way that made sense~

[@zahinepic367]

Akechi after shido palace 😳

[@tennlevi]

yess!! let akechi play video games!! if he doesn't need to concern himself with shido, he should just play some games!!

[@Az-pool]

I love this part of persona fandom where they make hilarious videos like these. It feels like this would be canon in the series if Atlus actaully made Goro play Super Mario kart.

[@hobgobigan6602]

Akechi went so mental he willed a blue shell into the item slot

[@noreaster1023]

You did a really good job with this. When he kept on getting hit with the projectiles, I started to laugh 😂

[@damientheincin]

I can just imaging Ren hearing this like DAMNIT RYUJI I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HIM KNOW ABOUT MARIO KART

[@kumirapau-chan9880]

This is amazing XDD (also nostalgia hits hard with this game)

[@tennlevi]

thank you kumira!!! mario kart wii is such a nostalgiac game for a lot of people including myself so im happy that you enjoyed it and had a laugh!! TYSM!!

[@gferrol118]

"Youre just some criminal trash living in an attic! So how does someone like you have things i dont?!" - Akechi after being blueshelled right before the finish line

[@speeble]

"GET BACK ON TRACK" when he drove off the track killed me

[@missathena3240]

Its okay Akechi, we understand..its always some bullshit that goes down on the last lap, that was out of your control 😩😔

[@ntliar6845]

I love this

[@tennlevi]

THANK YOU!!!! im glad that you enjoyed this shitpost- i certainly had a lot of fun making it!!

[@hugorodriguez8672]

And after that Akechi developed a palace.

[@xXGloomuraiXx]

THAT LAST LAP WAS SO PAINFUL

[@cjvs1604]

This is just a normal LAVA stream moment and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@Dolololly_YT]

Aisjksjkanknsnkdn I knew you were trynna get a shitty Mario Kart match a while ago but I didn’t quite expect this XD This is beautiful and honestly I FELT that pain near the end like holy shit that’s rough buddy Akira can give him comfort head pats later 💞

[@tennlevi]

AFHDSLKH THANK U DOLLY!!! im glad that akechi's pain could reach you, haha. it really is so rough to be bombarded with items like that. and yes!! akira can comfort him 🥺🥺🥺

[@lindseylindsey9200]

Is your pfp Aguri Madoka from Doki Doki Precure

[@carbonatedmilk9251]

Akira definitely threw one of the red shells during the third lap But will give him head pats

[@AnonYmous-ci7ey]

I just got done watching a video about unreleased content of Akechi's frankly terrifying descent into madness and this has brought me right back to life. From an avid akechi stan, thank you.

[@hamletamv]

This heals my depression

[@levyshuw2853]

I bless my KZbin recommendations, it's amazing

[@fallen_melodia]

That might be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while, thank you so much

[@erachiiii]

I'M LAUGHING SO FREAKING HARD PLZ- I also relate to him so much bRUH that moment in mario kart where you get hit like 3 times and get thrown back from 1st to 8th place?? IT SUCKS

[@igeltheoutsider9372]

Of course he's the one throwing the blue shell 💀

[@tisaacs4487]

*_"YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?! ME! OF ALL PEOPLE! FAILING?!"_*

[@pingunooty]

So when will atlus release persona cart, featuring every character from morgana to that one boss at the end of persona 2

[@starflash7076]

I'm currently binging these type of videos and their oddly hilarious lolol Amazing masterpiece.

[@sakurafalls2468]

Bruh Akechi's fvcking voice is ASMR in itself. I've never simped so hard for a fictional character.

[@sophia7148]

I love this channel so much, I first saw it with the PowerPoint video and then continued to look at all the great Akechi/p5 content 😌❤️

[@wagabababobo]

Honestly idk if Akechi is the type of guy to obliterate a Wii remote but I would’ve found it funny at the end if the Wii remote has lost connection message appeared.

[@toruadachi3484]

Well, well, well, who would have thought that this "Detective Prince" would be so bad at playing videogames?

[@Lazer_Specter]

Poor Akechi experienced getting Mario Kart'd.

[@xiaohuli96]

Yeah I always thought Akechi would be a Luigi guy

[@Ray_Moses]

"I will see you dead" will now be my new catchphrase during mario kart

[@cameronspencer9619]

Kind of interesting how a single mistake can end up being your downfall… Hmm. I suddenly feel like pancakes.

[@Asuna021]

This deserves way more views, what I wouldn’t give to see more videos like this with Akechi and/or other Phantom Thieves playing games like in this video lol. Still, really good work though!

[@inactive5924]

he’s practicing for the next time akira invites (begs) him to play with him again - though it’s probably just to watch goro get gamer rage LMAO

[@user-mu1os7me8s]

How the Phantom Thieves find out Akechi is alive Akechi: *begins playing online game* Futuba: *also starts playing the same game* Akechi&Futaba: *Spiderman finger pointing meme*

[@tastypotato9272]

I like how the ending implies he then killed everyone in the room after losing at Mario Kart Wii, which I can't blame him for

[@2-dimensionalb974]

we need one with all of them playing together.

[@godlysocks]

This video already made my year better this is beautiful

[@Rocketlauncha69]

Alternative title akehci gets mariokarted

[@Yehe13]

I love this aaaaa I’m laughing so much

[@leeno7oreo]

Just what I needed before going to bed

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

this is one of my fav videos in yt as a mkwii tryhard and a persona fan

[@SilverSuga]

Omg that was perfect

[@tennlevi]

THANK YOU SUGA!! glad you like it!!!

[@SethJV]

"get back on track" really made me chuckle

[@lfvgamerbro]

Akechi is a Luigi main, uses a bike and uses manual, nice

[@MidnightCosmoss]

Sorry I was searching for something else but this is AMAZING!🤣

[@carbonatedmilk9251]

1:59 Akira definitely threw that red shell.

[@esme5097]

THIS!! Lizz!! This is perfect!! 😂😂😭

[@tennlevi]

OMG THANK U!!! you truly flatter me, i'm so glad you like it!! 💕💕💕

[@landonsfc]

akechi getting mario karted is unfortunate but also very funny

[@Cieeel]

this is gold unlike akechi's spot in the leaderboard

[@lovelyzen223]

This is a masterpiece, nothing has been more Canon XD

[@kylee2554]

LMFAO THE LAST LAP IS SUCH A MOOD

[@sinistarman]

alot better than my first mario kart wii experience.

[@begottenz1864]

This is the funniest video I seen of Akechi ever why am I just finding out about this

[@zxch1441]

Quite superb for an ace detective

[@Shad0wed]

What a fool, he should be using funky Kong with the Bowser bike.

[@lighter5531]

I dont know if it was intentional but i see mario and luigi similar to joker and akechi and thats epic

[@nisharamesh472]

i think they're more similar to Sonic and Shadow

[@peaceofyoshi]

Luigi being all sad while Akechi kills the world is literally half of people who play Mario Kart

[@thatsruffdog]

I was just playing this about an hour ago and this is exactly how it went.

[@Pitaponpon2010]

We need a Goro Voice AI

[@zozzinator]

AKECHI GAMING *dubstep intro intensifies*

[@frustrationandnonconformis3521]

I've discovered Persona 5 only recently, but fell in love with Akechi instantly, so God damn it, what I see here is just beautiful. Bloody. Beautiful.

[@dayvonlouis5187]

I imagine he’ll hit a point of no return after playing Mario party against Joker destroying friendships is what it’s known for after all

[@shootingstarflower6631]

This is the best thing I’ve come across all day LOL

[@mikuxlukalover22]

I love and hate how damn perfect this is.

[@northsoutheastweest8991]

Welcome to Mario Kart Akechi...

[@littenfire3563]

LMAO Akechi going nuts over Mario Kart is hilarious

[@alexevansam2011]

The G in Goro stands for Gamer

[@apollosdread]

HAHSHSNSJS I LOVE MKWII AND SEEING AKECHI LOSING AT THE END WAS SO FUCKINH FUNNY HELP

[@themacintoshnerd]

I saw the thumbnail and just had to click. Incredible.

[@gee26367]

I'm surprised he wasn't in a room that was all funky Kong on flame riders

[@SupremeS1sDescendant]

Hey Goro if you are Reading this iirc if you beat 4 staff ghosts you unlock the charachter funky Kong wich Is insanely good with the flame runner

[@cyplop]

oh he’s rocking the r/malelivingspace

[@freshcrystalmangos]

Of course Akechi would use steering controls.

[@xxvskrunkle]

The last lap 💀💀💀

[@adrielthepenguin301]

Oml this is to good

[@blackswordki]

Akechi vs Joker playing mortal kombat pleaseeee

[@MilkyWayGrump]

I just know this guy would be playing Funky Kong if he was unlocked

[@Akechi_Komaeda]

That's my every mario kart games... That's also when i don't stop to act like "you're the *trash of society* " to litteraly IAs.

[@liqaKnight]

Akechi does come 2nd to joker so obviously he'd be a Luigi main

[@esotilin32z]

Masterpiece

[@thetacticianmusician6565]

This is amazing.