Gort Learns to Play Minecraft (world record capybara speedrun)

Gort WILL beat ender dragon before year end 2022.
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[@teddypawncrumps23]

There’s nothing quite as satisfying as raising the child of a bird that hates you into a fine upstanding young gentleman

[@gridlock2958]

Training the son of a demon to be good.... That sounds like an anime lol

[@AstolfoCR]

@@gridlock2958 “My son who hates me now has a child I raised as a gentleman and loves me!”

[@tavianroberts4423]

@@gridlock2958 Baki

[@MrJesvi]

@@gridlock2958 beezlebub anime

[@somedudewatchingyoutube9163]

“I raised my kangaroo son to fight my other son and secretly have an affair with my sons wife”

[@_Ikelos]

Infinitely funny to me that this man spends the whole day managing his ranch, so to take a break from that once he's done he fires up Minecraft and manages his Minecraft ranch.

[@inspirednamehere6166]

This is a man who knows what his best life is

[@redacted9912]

Would be more ironic if he played stardew valley

[@GortMinecraft]

I don't even have enough time to manage just my Minecraft farms...

[@TheRazorHail]

do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

[@richyaranda8088]

Wonder if he would enjoy the Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons games as well xp

[@SealWithHat]

"Ben loving literally all animals" *"Also Ben intensely beating up that Minecraft panda."*

[@Enejeh_2]

to be fair, it is just a game

[@Ack470]

The panda deserved it

[@piot69]

@@Ack470 WHAT

[@LoganLovesKFC]

@@Ack470 I died in a world with 3 STACKS OF DIAMONDS because one of them

[@LoganLovesKFC]

(it was also hardcore)

[@Tyabann]

I really like how unobnoxious and patient all the animals are, despite being wild and then there's Kevin

[@davidmora5433]

Ok I Pull. Up

[@wicked3558]

Woah, is it that Kevin?

[@FKissufficient]

800th like btw

[@davidmora5433]

@@FKissufficient nice

[@FKissufficient]

@@wicked3558 but dababy is on another level

[@elliott9049]

The only channel that never gets boring

[@Gacha__girl-ok3dd]

yep *

[@DERPSTERR101]

facts

[@jonah8a393]

Fax

[@FilipKami]

Ngl

[@simplisticside7523]

Agreed

[@micahdye7215]

this is my first time discovering this channel and it legitimately feels like a lets play of some kind of survival game its so chaotic and beautiful im subbing for sure edit: extra points for the matthew 4:19 hat and isaiah reference;)

[@alehlete830]

wtf that face 7.33

[@oliwest824]

A little fact about Big ounce is that when he makes that little greeting it’s actually a noise that they make when they are excited and to signal their family of something usually something that is good. It’s more like a “Hoooo-Waaaaahhhhh” when it’s fully developed. Edit: It can also be used to try and grab your attention like an “I’m here papa look at me”

[@rainyceiling8095]

GORT

[@pigeondance]

that's so cute!!!!!!!!

[@EthanALS]

What happened to his WIFE!?

[@kariemacmackin5915]

@@EthanALS I ate her

[@glizzgod6591]

GORT

[@cripplingbotanist2676]

Watching Gort and Quandale Dingle get progressively more and more friendly is like watching a small youtube channel blow up and gain thousands of subs, keep it up uncle farmer ben!

[@silkiest5006]

this has 600 likes and no replies

[@fancen]

no its not

[@cripplingbotanist2676]

@@fancen kind of, but not really, probably has better comparisons in all aspects

[@GortMinecraft]

Lol what'ya know... I just so happen to also be a small Minecraft KZbinr named Gort looking to blow up and gain thousands of subs! XD

[@DeathsSON213]

@@GortMinecraft no

[@innominatum9906]

This is the best channel I've ever just randomly come across. Literally watched about 30 of the videos now and not a single one has been boring.

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

it’s adhd humor, it’s designed to never get old and be unpredictable

[@Alexis84DE]

I literally went down the same rabbit hole 🙈 don’t know how I got here but I’m about 50 videos in and loving every second

[@someone333._.]

Ben’s living the dream: big ounce follows him anywhere

[@1ntel]

Big ounce is approaching rapidly

[@ZolAkechi]

I love watching the capybaras just staring deeply into our souls.

[@mailboxxy]

yes

[@walmartrotisseriechicken]

thousand yard stare

[@yig_501]

100 always loved the capyblapys its awesome seeing them grow

[@peytonalexander5300]

They're constantly deep in thought, consumed with visions of pulling up to the afterparty.

[@HandyHanderson]

I dread the day when Kevin finally realizes that his beak was not his main weapon all along.

[@simplisticside7523]

Another flawless Capybara speed run!

[@capyboi-776]

Okay I pull up, hop out at the after party.

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

@@capyboi-776 i don’t know the words but i’ll keep writing the story

[@bufogeist]

Having an animal trust you that much is such a unique and cool feeling. Knowing that big ounce comes up to you even when there's no food in it for him, he just walks up to you for affection, that's so cool. An animal trusts you that much that he let's his guard down and shows his soft side.

[@crazyworldcreativepassions7754]

I love how this is my first video and I can already tell Kevin is the one that usually decides violence in the morning 😂😂😂

[@eviebee]

i hope u and all the animals are staying cool, that sounds like some terrible heat also a twitch would be awesome

[@tavi265]

Lived in Texas 110 Heat it is bad

[@floams]

@@tavi265 i live in texas and passed by this farm once on a trip (it was 112°) edit: well ranch

[@C0R3894]

@@tavi265 It just reached 115 not to long ago

[@WXRRIED.]

Doesn't twitch ban you with a very little drop of blood? Also I wouldn't be surprised if he got banned for animal abuse even if its not

[@rokatwo]

@@tavi265 When I visit Texas the humidity always gets me, Im from Utah where it is dry as shit 24/7

[@stickymcstickems2896]

Peak KZbin content, never gets old, never gets boring, and never fails to make me laugh, truly one of the top 10 best KZbin channels ever.

[@Adnkitty]

Facts

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

Facts, adhd humor will never not be funny

[@Fuzzy332]

@ 1:07 Kevin is so intent on attacking Ben that the food he's eating actually falls out of his mouth 😂

[@Remiii0]

It looks like he's abusing that bird

[@oscartjelland9916]

@@Remiii0 the bird is abusing him..

[@Remiii0]

@@oscartjelland9916 uhm, no

[@watermel0n779]

@@Remiii0 um yes the bird was chasing him down

[@KDcoppa]

@@Remiii0 just shut up 😂

[@TheUiiui]

Ben, speaking from experience, don't plant bamboo ANYWHERE. It spreads like crazy and lives in all seasons. It will literally spread throughout your whole ranch if you let it. At the place I used to live in, it looked kind a cool in the back yard, but it added a whole extra chore to deal with when it began to spread.

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

what about in a little pot

[@Lt.Li4m]

1:39 Ben: Let’s just let the goose into our home Goose: ÆOHG

[@big_man436]

6:59 this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@Sirthatguy]

Kevin should be in those posters for perseverance. He does NOT give up on trying to make you catch these hands.

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

Been watching for at least a year now and Kevin still has that same amount of aggressiion towards the guy as he did when I first watched.

[@alehlete830]

wtf that face 7.33

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

he does not give up on trying to make him catch those hands, and he will never let you down throwing those hands

[@frozenfrogurt1178]

They’re learning to play for the afterparty

[@elgato1376]

Ok I pull up from the after party

[@user-zc2ks7pd3d]

Balls (just broke a possible chain)

[@gorebukkake]

@@user-zc2ks7pd3d balls

[@francescogirotti8124]

@@gorebukkake balls

[@ForearmsPlug]

@@francescogirotti8124 balls

[@jdfleblanc]

He still doesn't realize Kevin's just trying to kiss him back, but no lips.

[@Kilo-K9]

Uncle Ben, always out here making our days.

[@finnmason7756]

Uncle Ben!?? :'((

[@v1nyls]

there is nothing funnier than the food falling out of kevin's mouth as he charges to bite uncle dad farmer ben at 1:09

[@subparinternet4014]

I'm dieing over here with that lid slap.

[@shadowcrj6402]

@@subparinternet4014 that slap had me rolling🤣

[@noodles7157]

I had to pause that shit I just broke my ribs a few weeks ago and I was writhing in pain from the laughter 😂

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

i thought i was the only one who noticed lol

[@riemzy]

This is the only channel I can watch 10 videos at a time and not get bored (Never a boring video)

[@Matheus5947]

06:00 Kevin: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man?

[@Silby13]

I could never have my back turned to Kevin for that long. That has to feel like you’re in a Jurassic Park movie

[@williammcleroy558]

A raptor trapped in a bird's body... Poor fella, lol.

[@elizabethdavis7922]

"The masculine urge to provide for myself and my family." then he vogues. Nooooooooo 😂😇

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Don't taunt Big Ounce like that regarding his ears. His ears are perfect just the way you are. It looks like we have to remind you that there is evidence he has done *WAR CRIMES!* So in other words...it's best to let him be

[@Xenith230]

Dont ask him what he did in Bosnia during 1986

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

be careful when you mention big ounces ears, he just might commit tax evasion again 😔

[@TheFingledorf]

the interactions with Kevin are my favorite

[@henksnor7682]

Best content was Queen playign with Heidi. Im still mad he gave Heidi away.

[@orbboom6119]

Kevin's the perfect anime antagonist

[@-stonk]

That chase was epic

[@Ken_Smith]

Is that Kevin?... Whack! LoL it never gets old. 😂😂😂

[@SilliNikki]

I absolutely love the bond you have with big ounce. As a rat mom, seeing his comfort and seeing him enjoying being around you is so cute.

[@epicdude257]

Ah yes, you is

[@troombabeluga1021]

@@epicdude257 there is nothing wrong with the sentence tho ?

[@JasonCarney.]

You NEVER want to plant bamboo! It will take over your entire property.

[@shokojimhollingsworth3940]

So invasive fr

[@DavesDailyDairy]

“You Europeans at” 7:55 had me rolling lmfao

[@shadowbyname2802]

Not gonna lie, I would definitely watch an Uncle Ben Minecraft stream. Sounds fun!

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

does he stream?

[@mooocowcowcowmooo]

I love how the Capybaras and Big ounce are super best pals now.

[@jnplorix]

"Well I sure do hope that he doesn't commit more war crimes again!"

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

7:42 Not entirely true! There are actually certain dog breeds that CAN climb up a tree. Like the Catahoula Leopard, Jack Russell terrier, and Treeing Walker coonhound. As well as the New Guinea singing dog, which is not a breed but rather an ancient lineage related to the dingo

[@bubbabluehorn]

hello again

[@pikaboubou]

I believe some Tanuki can also climb trees, but I could be mistaken. However, I do know that the Tanuki is the only canid that legitimately hibernates 😁

[@pipadoepa]

damn uncle ben just got fact checked

[@rileyhumphrey.4837]

My pit bull tries to climb trees

[@mellowmoons_2158]

Gort is very good at minecraft, also *amazing intro, always gets me excited for your videos-*

[@pauline8116]

big ounce hiding between the klabbidieblabbidies is just perfect

[@samsizzletaydizzle3763]

Let us take a moment to appreciate the quality videos that Uncle Ben provided for us

[@Eggagins]

Props to gort to not cheating any speed runs

[@badingsikurt]

Yeah not like that green blob🤔🤔

[@Eggagins]

@@badingsikurt DWEAM!?

[@lamenwatch1877]

3:25 I had to look up that verse in Isaiah. What a great reference!

[@littleanna2406]

Hey Mr. Uncle Ben :) Just wanted to say that I've been binging a lot of your videos and you made me want to take the steps on being a faithful Christian again. I went through some things a while back and lost connection all the way with God, and was afraid to talk to him again. So really appreciate the influence you made for me to get connected better with my faith. Also you seem very exhausted, hope you're taking care of yourself. Take some time if needed man :)

[@TheUrbanRescueRanch]

Based 👨🏻‍🌾🤝

[@williammcleroy558]

Just remember God is The Father. We can ALWAYS talk to Him. Though we should approach humbly and with great respect. He is always willing to hear us and never abandons us. He allows us to be tested so we may grow. God IS love. Jesus embodied that notion very literally.

[@loganwreckedem9550]

How about you stop trying to talk to God and focus on the teachings of christ.

[@Vaihox]

@@TheUrbanRescueRanch lol did you use a picture of gay men to represent europeans?

[@williammcleroy558]

@@loganwreckedem9550 Did Jesus not teach us to speak to His Father? He taught us how to properly pray.

[@mx_px]

Pause at 02:00. That must be the cutest freeze frame I've ever seen. Just Big Ounce chilling between his Blapies, scheming how they'll dig a tunnel under uncle Bens house to escape the upcoming Waco siege.

[@soaphope3398]

They’re thinking about how they’re about to pull up and hop out at the after party

[@calebdemas3825]

God bless you uncle Ben!

[@wateraerobics7]

I can’t wait to see the rivers and ponds that have always been there and definitely aren’t manmade

[@RyujinRoninReach]

The capy’s being nap buddies with the gopher was adorable

[@JeffHPhoto]

4:20 “Look at this man eat-mHEAAUGH-”

[@A2.busyyy]

Gort,quandale,and big ounce are the best trio of all time

[@lukismalzahn2576]

Im convinced that Ben and editing Ben are not the same person

[@jordyn97]

🎶Ok I pull up Just scrolling thru KZbin Minding my own business then I come across this dude Cant stop watching videos of this crazy Texan Manz and all his animals just cured my depression 🤝👨‍🌾

[@makskosir7453]

wow im literaly in the same position

[@RatusTheRat]

I got directed to Uncle Ben by a close friend lol

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

bars

[@dr.kawasaki7380]

*5:15** how about you don't bite my ankle over there, FatSo* - lololol

[@OverDelay]

My guy grinds every day to take care of all of his animals, can yall appreciate the patience for this man 🙌

[@CosmicInertia]

2:58 interesting, interesting ☠️

[@rainingdeathx3368]

8:33 i think you might be the first person to have ever hung carp from a minecraft backpack

[@SemiLobster]

You can also keep some carp for yourself too. They're really nice grilled or fried but they're pretty boney so they're annoying to fillet.

[@Maxwellmrcool]

1:09 Ben: “oh good morning Kevin!” Also ben: “slaps Kevin with black plate”

[@adrianiturrate9181]

I love how every video is sanity slowly declines

[@caveman8129]

You have cured Kevin’s anger issues with shield from mine-craft.

[@ArchiIux]

Idk why just how emotionless and still capybaras are just makes me laugh

[@CraigSimmonds]

Anyone else say 'WELL. WELL. WELL. WELL. WELL' all the time now after hearing uncle Ben say it so often?

[@BlazingKing]

It looks like a new minecraft speed runner has appeared gort will do amazing things

[@MommyFroggo]

I had a insane panic attack and when I watched bens channel, I started to feel better. Best channel on KZbin, love ya’ll and love uncle ben.

[@markushubergmailcom]

👋 I hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace ❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Hamburg Germany, currently living in Key West Florida☀️☀️☀️☀️and you where are you from if i may ask?

[@manicbichon5847]

That's cos the editing on his videos give your panic attack a panic attack

[@amaurypottier2610]

Actually, as an European fisherman, the idea of catching a Gar with a carp as livebait sounds pretty amazing.

[@alehlete830]

wtf that face 7.33

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

@@alehlete830 u did the timestamp wrong btw

[@darkfafnir4389]

Never fails... Uncle Ben's fever dreams always make ours day better! We def pulled up on this one

[@ellamurray4924]

The quiet *ahah* instead of the usual outro lemon screaming caught me off guard lol

[@markushubergmailcom]

👋 I hope you're safe over there? I hope this year brings happiness prosperity love and peace ❤️🕊️🕊️ all over the world 🙏🌍 I'm originally from Hamburg Germany, currently living in Key West Florida☀️☀️☀️☀️and you where are you from if i may ask?

[@Naton]

6:05 Kevin is like a daylight ghost

[@carlsoll]

5:53 Now it’s just a Giant Orange Tea 🍊☕️

[@joelg83]

I want to see TURR from the pov of the neighbors. Just imagine doing your dishes and hearing, "KEVIN, NO, KEVIN!" or random manic laughter....

[@vexx3d501]

Uncle Ben looking bigger and stronger than ever 💪

[@sinephase]

I want a just Big Ounce episode LOL He's such a good boy XD

[@scycke8436]

1:09 for people whos wondering… no, it doesnt hurt them because he hits them gentley, he says this in his 2nd popular video.

[@oliverlewis9080]

1:07 I wish he had a voice. I want to know what he thinks

[@clayjaguar7609]

Dream hasn’t even met his worst enemy yet, name of “Gort”

[@PeggyParrish-sg1eu]

I love how kevin always comes up looking like that one stoner friend who has to tell you how high they are!!lol😂😂😂

[@shtick7800]

He’s really pulling an Isaiah 43 on his farm. What a Chad

[@blakers430]

That was fr the most underrated statement he made, such a giga chad

[@ToastMan-yv4mq]

7:32 I think in this moment we the viewers have experienced uncle Ben’s true wraith…. Funny animals with funny names in Texas funny shenanigans! Right?

[@mchevre]

lol I know you meant to type wrath not wraith but now I'm just picturing a wraith screeching around on the farm. Wait... we already have that with kevin lol

[@ToastMan-yv4mq]

@@mchevre yeah, auto correct can be a pain sometimes

[@Kelly-xy5nh]

How does one human have such a big heart? 💜💜💜

[@tweaking-out]

Uncle Ben. 5 Reasons You Are My Favorite KZbinr 1.Your Funny 2.You don’t curse 3.Your video’s have animals in them 4.You don’t upload once a month 5.Your hard working More Reasons but I don’t remember

[@neovah2626]

I know this is the most generic comment under the sun, but these uploads are legitimately the highlights of my day whenever they pop into my feed. One of the only channels where when I see a new video its immediately getting watched. At work? Watchin the video now. At the doctors office? Watchin that video now. Operating an 8 ton semi barreling down a windy mountain road without breaks at 3 am? Watchin that video now. (for legal reasons please do not watch youtube videos while operating an 8 ton semi barreling down a windy mountain road without breaks at 3am)

[@cameronknutty7504]

I know this wasn’t asked, but Andrew Millison has some really fascinating videos surrounding permaculture, and water retention. Could definitely help with all of the droughts the ranch has been going through.

[@RealSuedeDuck]

1:33 wise words

[@bignelly9476]

Kevin is the most adorable primeval killing machine I’ve ever seen

[@MrTrippie]

Uncle Ben: Is that Kevin?! (Proceeds to slap him with a plastic lid)😂

[@PowerbottomIV]

0:13 goose shoes 0:21 hit rapper and artist dababy 0:40 weeds n sheit 0:54 birb gets kissed on 1:08 kevin gets the slap 1:12 chinmkens 1:29 stupid bee 1:36 goose shoes thats it edit: bonus: 4:30 ben turns into a minion

[@Glxzz]

7:29 Uncle Ben starts to display more of his lost sanity

[@combinefan2006]

2:49 he really just pulled an ark

[@Localidiot45]

Fr

[@wojtekolszowiec111]

kevin is my favourite character in that movie. he resembles loki from avengers and i think it might be him in his afterlife or sth

[@hotrodIjn]

that was the best speed run I have ever seen by a capybara

[@niagara766]

uncle ben is the only person i would probably ever buy merch from, uncle ben is life 🤣

[@AlexNichiporchik]

Man this channel is wild. So much positivity.

[@Hydrowarriornash]

Yooo uncle Ben if you are seeing this I want you to know you’re videos always cheer me up and I want to thank you god bless

[@gabieab]

Good ole uncle farmer dad Ben, coming through to brighten up this rainy Saturday

[@emilyheitman8761]

All this time Big Ounce was really just a pygmy capybara 😮

[@blodspike2853]

Idc about being third, I only care that this man gets the best life ever , he helped so many beings he should become a god

[@rocketdino3206]

Humble flexing

[@TTVtsrgame]

(Prewarning this is a bit sad) Just want to say I’m sat here with my dog who’s sadly not got long left yet Im still laughing at your videos with tears in my eyes you help a lot of people with what you do me included thank you ❤️

[@Toondoubloon]

❤️

[@br3ad_sicleYT]

kevin: trying to attack uncle ben and assert dominance Uncle ben: *grabs neck and gives kisses*

[@soulkingjosh1191]

am i the only one hearing kevin screaming in a deep voice here 0:52.

[@g_rglewurgle]

Nope