Got Hired as a Garbage Man and Broke Every Law - Recycle

[@jamiemelott4151]

As a garbage man, I can say that this reflects what we do with 100 percent accuracy. Crashing the truck, breaking every traffic law, and being knee-deep in texture

[@deathnite2226]

As a fellow garbage man I can completely back this statement up

[@Nameless_Night]

That made my day, Jamie Melott! A much needed laui!

[@fdolbec123]

🤣

[@DignityDC]

You keep telling people you have no

[@SoraQuill]

As a garbage man, do you get to say hello to many doggos? My dog loves our garbage man cause whenever he sees him he goes “ahh there’s my little buddy!! :D “ its so adorable~ we gave him a christmas card from our dog~

[@eurogryphon]

If you don't already, you should be employed as a beta tester to identify as many bugs as possible in the games you play. I've seen a couple dozen of your videos, and you seem to be able to identify every single bug the coders failed to fix due to their lack of imagination.

[@pzgamerch]

Yeah i mean sometimes he play like beta game so it will have a lot of bug but he just seem to find every bug that exist and even how to cheat/glitch to make money

[@JustKelso1993]

Meh, he just generally plays crappy games. Of course they are buggy.

[@jimtalbott9535]

He does seek it bad games, it’s true - but how can you create this game, and NOT allow you to run over pedestrians??

[@brycevo]

Gray's Second Law: If Gray can't kill people in a simulation, he will break as many laws as possible.

[@ganaraminukshuk0]

So where would "make as much money as possible" go in Gray's Laws of Gameplay? Also, would "break the game" be the 0th law?

[@brycevo]

@@ganaraminukshuk0 Break the game is Gray's Fundamental Law. Make money is the Third Law

[@DINO-s6w]

Kill everyone is included in side notes of every law

[@phatdookie4207]

9:25 *Working in sanitation is such a rewarding experience, until gray makes me wait in the rain for 6 hours!*

[@TRDannerz]

Broke *Every* law Average Sunday for Gray

[@Strype13]

You should totally clip that "achievement music" and play it whenever something "good" happens. That's an epic meme just waiting to be a thing.

[@kc_cobra]

'I fast forward 15 days into the future and its still raining.' This game must be set in England.

[@AntimatterBeam8954]

It wasn't windy enough, I say during a wind warning here in Greater London. I read about last year's storms, 122 mph in Isle of Wight but they are apparently called extratropical cyclones so when everyone here is saying gales and storms, I'll say extratropical cyclones to be annoying lol.

[@aleckushmerek1757]

Gray is one of those jerks who moves the car a couple of inches every time you try to get into it.

[@GutnarmEVE]

ain't it great to have friends to rely on.

[@gamecrusader6768]

Me too

[@flyingdutchman3237]

my father did that always :)

[@aleckushmerek1757]

@@flyingdutchman3237 My dad once drove all the way down the drive way by moving a couple inches every time I tried to get in with my guitar.

[@19TheFallen]

My dad used to do that to my sisters and I.....He'd get this big, devilish grin on his face as he did.....Then, someone (I don't know who) ran over my foot as I was running out to my dad's car at the school parking lot of the school I was attending at the time when he came to pick me up.....Suddenly, it wasn't so funny anymore....He never did it again after that.....

[@ElloEllo12314]

I'm garbage man and everything done in this video is exactly like in IRL.

[@erica2324]

ElloEllo12314 I’m so sorry you work for a man like Gray. Prayers to you and your sanity

[@BornMiner]

That means you break laws everyday

[@zackerytimms696]

... I feel so horrible you have to do this, but how do you have the patience to deal with someone like this?

[@outkast937]

it really is though 😂 my driver was a psychopath

[@justinsrt4626]

same here, Ive been a garbageman for the past 15 years we don't have all the law breaking, but everything else is pretty close to real life

[@kileyisnumb]

13:42 Gray: *looks back* are those flying pig statues??? *as he proceeds to completely drive off the road* Yeah, that’s ADD for ya

[@natashaweirdo3451]

Soooo true

[@AntimatterBeam8954]

That would be me driving if my disabilities didn't get me a letter from the DVLA saying no please no. Thankfully I get free London public transport for the same reason lol.

[@the_jingo]

Gray: I broke “every” law Me: I didn’t see any necrophilia or tax evasion

[@squidspecs]

it aint tax season yet so no evasion yet

[@LewisBowels]

Man hasn't been caught committing espionage.

[@alexander_markovski]

Bold of you to assume Gray is foolish enough to evade taxes when he’s the head of the garbage mafia

[@AntimatterBeam8954]

They didn't cause a regional biological hazard incident either

[@martinherikson6643]

11:40 Somehow reminds me of the work shifts of bus drivers. You cannot work from 10PM to 5AM, instead your papers say you work until 17PM

[@agaeus]

The sight of a garbage truck barreling down the streets, cutting corners on sidewalks, etc. while a dude stoically hangs off the side - hilarious. Also, the driving inches away while the dude was trying to get back on - priceless. Thank you for this.

[@blaat1982]

They had some advanced technologies in 1601

[@eliemory9563]

My favorite is the one that chopped peoples heads ofg

[@D_Socha]

Also clear daylight at midnight. Where does the game take place? Antarctica?

[@Soggyboot99548]

@@D_Socha it was noon not midnight

[@D_Socha]

@@Soggyboot99548 I'm pretty sure 0:00 means midnight. Besides, that game's clock seems to be completely broken, it just randomly stops at 16:00.

[@NotCOPPAFTCA]

Yes more sadness and demonization my life is complete

[@_IcyBun_]

Hmm. Nope still monetized.... I hate it too :(

[@tigeriussvarne177]

Gray playing bad german simulators, always makes my day! xD Wörk, wörk, wörk it, ja!

[@ImaGummibear]

4:50 is the best line of this entire video. "How far away can I make you come"!??! Lmao🤪🤪

[@venorror8613]

imagummibear meow HaHaHaHaHaHaH gEt It bEcAuSe iT iS a SeX jOkE

[@IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar]

_[insert achievement music]_

[@The_Anti-Guide]

I ended up watching a video from 2016 2016 Gray: Alright guys it's me Gray and welcome to , *handy tips, commentary about gameplay, no edits* 2019 Gray: Welcome to , the only game that let's you , *comments on game, comments on Gray's destructive capacity to ruin whatever he wills to be destroyed*

[@Strype13]

[6:42] Uh... This little segment gives a whole new meaning to the words "Dump Truck."

[@miloszwandycz8815]

*How the heck* even if gray makes a *180 degree* at *90 kilometers per hour* turn the guys on the back are still *hanging on.*

[@cowfy90]

Story of my life

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

They REALLY need that job

[@Mayrowhvanilla]

I love the fact that gray just casually says alright before he reeks havoc on everything in every game he plays.

[@conniedachtler7913]

Gray I curenttly face depression. When I watch you, you help me. Please do not stop doing what you are doing.

[@garydos000]

"How far away can I make you come?" Honestly surprised and entertains me

[@WC3fanatic997]

If you ever want a game truly and properly tested before sending it out into the world, give it to Grey. He'll put it through it's paces.

[@dreidynn]

gray you make me laugh so much with you’re commentary. i’m clinically depressed, but watching your videos always brings me joy and i’m always excited for your new videos. PLEASE do more city state videos bc those make me laugh the hardest

[@real_arktic_foxxy]

Law Breaking Simulator . Worth it

[@gilangramanda3643]

4:50 *"How far away can I make you come"* -Gray

[@AFStudiosMedia]

0:40 sounded like an achievement Shaft would get for catching the bad guy

[@Realpreshaanb]

6:44 looks like the truck is taking a dump🤣🤣🤣

[@Pinguinausquetscher]

I always wonder who buys games like this and why? Are there People who like that unironicly?

[@thatdudemike796]

I've put over 150 hours into this game. I enjoy it and I don't know why.

[@bas17h4]

@@thatdudemike796 wow. Just wow

[@thatdudemike796]

@@bas17h4 Sad isn't it?

[@bas17h4]

@@thatdudemike796 nah you're good

[@davidpereira5969]

Tbh this one doesnt seem so bad.

[@mjf69]

"How far away can I make you come?" Idk Gray, how far away do you live ;)

[@erica2324]

MegaJesusFucker OH MY

[@CharlieSammy]

Once i heard it, i came here...

[@rere_ig]

oh boy

[@MarkEdwardRom]

"how far away can I make you come?" oh Gray you lovable dofus.

[@Neo0311]

Two things first to stop your truck from getting stuck while dropping off garbage move forward as you drop the garbage. And second as a garbage man it doesn’t matter what time it is. You keep working till it’s done.

[@davecam4863]

Got your convict garbage crew goin on. Gray is basically picking up trash to try and break even on all of his traffic citations.

[@Penfold101]

2:30 “I’m going to put both of them back there - we’re going to dual-wield guys...” Not for the first time I’m sure...

[@smallsmirk2339]

I was scrolling through and I literally lol when I read your comment :) thx so much for the laugh

[@Vindictator1972]

Grey, that time stuck at 4 joke you did, is exactly like working the cash registers in a retail job any time after 5:30-6:00 at night in winter. Because the stores essentially dead for those last 2 hours.

[@Tiger12386]

I think "Duel-Wielding Men" should be followed up with that achievement music.

[@xxXthekevXxx]

Anyone else always like Gray’s videos before the ad even finishes playing?

[@QuinnSaunders-i2m]

This is easily my favorite video that the G.O.A.T. Gray made ever

[@STARPHASE]

Sometimes I'm not sure if you add the music or not, until you react to it, and it's great.

[@KumiChan2004]

Technically, garbage men are no longer suppose to hang off the back of a truck. It is against the law now. But hey yeah. Most people remember seeing it like forever.

[@BloodyMobile]

Grey: "...a gane which I will never play again because I want to keep my sanity!" DF: "I don't have such weakness!" xD

[@IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar]

4:50 “How far away can I make you come?” *_[Achievement music plays]_*

[@theenglishbiker8293]

You would not believe how accurately you played this... almost everything you did in the game, I've seen garbage truck drivers do or done myself in a garbage truck 😂😂😂

[@Taikamuna]

I am already garbage

[@DAVE-sf1hf]

CONTINUE THE HOBO TOUGH LIFE!!!! WE WANT MORE OF THAT!

[@OAleathaO]

5:47 - "...I could make more money running the newspaper stand...this is bullshit." No idea why but that line had me laughing hysterically. ;)

[@samrosenthal2111]

Oh yes, this is the absolute height of gaming.

[@Animelover22111]

"We are going to duel weild men" Greystillplays- 2019

[@floydlooney6837]

The flying pig statue makes the game more epic, it is 0.03% epic now.

[@mihaiurse2195]

"Don't risk it with dumping the body, grill it 'till it's well done!"

[@PandaMan02]

i was waiting for him to test the water physics, 😭

[@Somebodysgamin]

12:29 Gray it would have been funnier had you've said "in case your wondering, why it always rains In wasteville, that's the acid rain from all the trash that's soaked into the dirt of all the land fills

[@StapleCactus]

I am like the god you described. Such poor understanding of refuse removal saddens me. Also, can confirm, garbage trucks regularly crush animals to death. My dad always felt bad when he had to clean out his truck after a run and find a cat. And yes, there was nothing you could do for them but let them be part of the landfill with no special grave. One kitten managed to survive when he got home (he sometimes collected garbage at the end of the day and left it till tomorrow to take to the dump) and fished it out of the garbage. Unfortunately, it died that evening no matter what we did.

[@tlevergood]

The commentary is the BEST!!!

[@coffeeflavouredapples]

"How far can i make you come" Gray 2019

[@Poppadop1]

+Nameless Gamer"I'm gonna put both of them back there. We're gonna dual-wield guys." ~ Gray, 2019

[@coffeeflavouredapples]

@@Poppadop1 ah hahahaha

[@sbkbg]

The workers have a creepy shade of vampire for their skintones. 😂 😂 😂 Also, can you dump the garbage into the city park?

[@JDCarnin]

Got a similar game as a kid. Called "Müllabfuhr Simulator 2009" that's the German version. It's mostly the same. At the time my computer tops out the recommended specs. 3 FPS. Searched for it today, on my PC that's 1000 times more than the recommended: still 3 FPS.

[@brycevo]

I really wouldn't mind seeing Gray play *Monster Prom* It would match the humor of this channel, and Gray can break all sorts of laws (in game) including Murder.

[@r3dshadow939]

Why does every bad simulator comes from germany? XD

[@bluethefur1496]

there are good sims but then we get games like that xd its just fun xd

[@Entvari]

Grammar Please

[@r3dshadow939]

@@Entvari why? Its about bad simulators. XD

[@stopandwatch1310]

@@bluethefur1496 if your gonna do that emoji do a capital d Xd=no XD=yes

[@BadDayLp]

R3d Shadow Because we know many things... But not how to make a decent game (except Crysis 1). The biggest chunk of our unbelievably small gaming industry is making simulators. Some of them are fine to good. Most of them are garbage.

[@Kingvalles]

As someone who has worked driving a vehicle overnight let me tell you how essential it is to have restrooms along the routes to poop 💩

[@brigidtheirish]

Picky workers, bad drivers, wrong trucks... this would explain the horrible lack of service from the local waste management company.

[@yohanbabin8490]

The animation of the truck emptying his garbage, make it look like its pooping is stuff out.

[@TallulahSoie]

Better path finding than Fallout 4

[@samjones7296]

I'm a need you to play this one again gray. What a game.

[@Thefrostedslime]

Eventually game creators will learn that when Gray is given access to a game, he will do his best to break it, and will prevent it.

[@potatojuice7105]

When gray gets a job well we messed up again AGAIN

[@verdatum]

You need to play this game more.

[@woodworkerroyer8497]

Funny story.... My boss sent me and another guy to the dump to dispose of a bunch of junk that the company disposal service refused. He claimed we should be back in an hour at the most. Let's just say 30 minutes into our FIRST hour, we found Conifer Way that the printed Mapquest wanted us to drive down. It was a frontage road with limited access from the parallel road we were driving on so we had to go a few blocks to find an entrance to the crossroad Conifer Way ended on. We found it and as we drove back on the crossroad, we noticed that even though the map said "turn left on Conifer Way " there were 7 Conifer Ways! Conifer way 1, Conifer way 2, Conifer way 3...... Our hour trip was like 2 and a half by the time we got the truck to the dump, unloaded, managed to get directions that we could actually follow (many of the streets were one way), and back to our jobs. Pretty hilarious day for us, not so much for our boss who had to find other people who could do OUR jobs....

[@desmondsteele7760]

3:55 did that guy just manhandle 480 kg of trash like it was nothing???

[@xRaoriex]

niko belic has gone the road of straight and narrow

[@themapletraveller]

Love how the year is 1601

[@TheDukeOfThunder]

Disclaimer: Possibly highly offensive joke about the horible happenings of WW2. If you are easily offended, don't read the rest. This is only for entertainment purposes and not to be taken seriously. 2:03 Could've just been Achievement Unlocked! Back to WW2 would've done the job just as well XD

[@Peppersridgefarms]

Nobody going to mention how the truck completely disappeared at 13:02?

[@mutt-the-barbarian]

This game was designed to torture and break gray rather than the other way around.

[@Cheese_Meister]

A garbage truck game, where you can destroy the city and upgrade your truck to get the garbage to the dump on time would be a fun game.

[@NikkiM93]

"How far back can I make you come." I just heard that LMAO I had to stop everything I was doing hahaha.

[@samiraperi467]

2:15 The date is January 1st *1601*? ANSI Date day 1? Okay then. Also the start date of Win32. A weird year to have garbage trucks in tho.

[@shock-1048]

We have to admit it... The game is well made..

[@calebsorrel7684]

9:24 killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@brostrod]

Coming this Summer Protect the earth simulator! Protect it from global warming and people not recycling! Also you can swat people not recycling.

[@semitrous9613]

I FREAKING LOVE GRAY, best youtube content there is to find

[@peterwilhelmsson4168]

Damn, those driving physics are lit, man. Like a curry hookah in an Islamabad coffee shop.

[@ryanmatt4425]

the words games fear the most: New game dammit.

[@Sulu-s_Apocalypse]

well, every landfill becomes a solution every time it rains and the solution of microplastic goes into envieroment, so this advert kinda works...

[@gamingkitsune1947]

Silly Gray, of course a landfill is the "solution" to the environment. It would solve the environment problem by getting rid of it all together.

[@mihaiurse2195]

"Hello, this is the crematorium, you kill them we grill them"

[@chaosmastermind]

They could remove the garbage trucks and put in normal cars and use this to teach people how to drive.

[@JoelBulger]

This was good I liked it

[@Chris_8270]

This proves what T-1000 was doing after Terminator ended

[@ivan-Croatian]

This is one of the best episodes ever. My stomach hurts from laughing.

[@jonw8132]

Please more simulator games!

[@JumbleJ]

Great video keep the good work

[@sweicmflnb11293]

Waiting for that day when someone decides to make a *Sleeping Simulator*

[@bettertelevision968]

"How far away can I make you come?" Idk Gray, how far away do you live ;) 4:50

[@marcusreece1947]

Brilliant thankyou grey

[@danielthemaniel9209]

0:26 captain dissolution duo

[@jacobm672]

does anyone else realize that the year says 1601? Thats some pretty high-tech stuff for 1601

[@lelduck6388]

Lol.

[@RogueSabre]

Why is the date in the game 1602? 🤣

[@themotivator2587]

I was scrolling through the comments for the sole purpose of finding out if anyone else noticed the game year was 1601.

[@tonsilsthecat3430]

So was I. Lol

[@CoolBluePlayz]

same lol

[@StephenWebb1980]

when I'm feeling a little down, GrayStillPlays shinanigans makes me feel like everything's going to be okay 8). I'm not entirely sure I'm a good person anymore LMAO.

[@mskwaawarrior]

*Don't worry that's only because we're all losing our sanity.* :)