Grab that Grotto 5

[@finn8474]

Six years later, jerma gets scared by the exact same jumpscare of the exorcist scary face

[@deep_sea_demon]

Some things never change

[@kretduy6959]

This was a planned foreshadowing, bravo vince ❤️

[@badbeaver7566]

perkele perkele

[@jj_see_film]

Source?

[@jj_see_film]

@@gavinbeacom3251 thanks. Just uncovered the tomfoolery now

[@HammerspaceCreature]

There's something that absolutely cracks me up about the sweeping camera shots of the photo gallery and every picture is just Jerma pulling a goofy face.

[@gibustheinfamous]

Every several months I come back to this video and die to that segment every. Single. Time.

[@Takimeko]

The combination of Jerma laughing, the actual photo, and the sweeping camera shots destroys me every time I go back to watch this.

[@Sourcy]

LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY

[@be9579]

Literally dying XD

[@nanophosis6256]

I’m like 99% sure that was a John Goodman clip from his appearance as Santa on Futurama

[@AgsmaJustAgsma]

@@nanophosis6256 It's John DiMaggio's voice. Doesn't sound at all like John Goodman, since he only voiced Robot Santa in his first appearance and in it Robot Santa wasn't as loud as when voiced by DiMaggio.

[@ThatOneNakedGuy]

@Willem DaFuckedUp There was a show called Futurama with and episode called "Xmas Story". It featured John Goodman as an evil robotic Santa bent on killing everyone he deemed naughty. Issa good one.

[@ThatOneNakedGuy]

That said, that's likely DiMaggio, who voiced the character in later episodes.

[@Pieisgood9967]

[O Holy Night clearly plays] "It's Ave Maria again"

[@ancientomega]

You are lying

[@spimpsmacker6422]

Clearly Jerma has been playing to much Hitman: Bloodmoney off stream.

[@marchofthepigs36]

Musical Genius

[@game_player1345]

@@spimpsmacker6422 that joke made me slightly exhale

[@heyguysinternet]

With a “different tempo”

[@Dxpress_]

Everyone's talking about the "Die bastard" guy, but I'm sitting here laughing at, "How do I control it?" *_Explosion_* *_Jump-cut_* "Merry Christmas!"

[@kaykybauer4877]

Mee too, perfectly cut explosions/screams are the best thing

[@spoomples4549]

I died on that part

[@termsypoo]

Kedili Batu I loved the screamer

[@gibustheinfamous]

When was that

[@tommydaone8124]

@@gibustheinfamous 11:09

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

9:39 “Rudolf ran into a tree and Santa broke his nose.” “WAIT, WHAT?!”

[@HQ_Default]

Jerma died do to a light snow in his area the next day

[@suckmy2919]

*due

[@luvsh4]

rudolph had a stroke reading this

[@wall4818]

good

[@somerat3634]

I knew it, I knew there would be at least ONE person to correct the spelling, and there they are

[@daveski7]

@@somerat3634 the fact that people want fewer spelling corrections, rather than fewer spelling mistakes, is beyond me.

[@ericscholem6629]

Nearly half of jerma vids are half-silence cackling.

[@telephonefan4559]

"die bastard" is that easy pete?

[@WheezyShotta]

yis

[@holo7070]

pl4nk L O O K AT HIM GO

[@h0verman]

it's boris, caillou's father

[@Mr_Sex_Goblin]

look at em go!

[@BB7Animations]

*W H I P P E R S N A P P E R*

[@charliewegner]

6:22 the pure, genuine fear here always gets me so good. he obviously didn’t anticipate it, so his fear is just completely pure.

[@bankruptedwizard1413]

4:48 Dude, the timing of Jerma clicking start with the Byeah sub noise is so perfect I nearly passed out from laughter.

[@Turboviikinki]

I expected to hear the shitty guitar soundtrack that was all over the "Grab That Auto 5" video.

[@stickfigure805]

*DUNUNUNUNUNU NU NUNUNUNUNUNU*

[@papayer]

fun fact it's taken from a song by Wavves

[@dariuscarbon5053]

@@papayer Do you know which song exactly? I oddly like it.

[@dariuscarbon5053]

Genuiene thanks pal. You've ended the biggest mystery of my life ever.

[@quinn941]

@@dariuscarbon5053 Bensound - Happy Rock

[@minoos2482]

11:15 that explosion and the sudden transition to the menu is fucking *golden* I literally shat my pants laughin

[@ilyxakai]

Holy fuck I’m still laughing at that segment everytime I watch it till this day

[@patata6868]

Literally? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@dmg3691]

Can I get a sniff

[@nikoandroman]

I recognize that rocket sound but idk where from. Maybe Fortnite or something

[@nikoandroman]

Nvm I think it’s the rocket launcher from HL2

[@2ndJerma]

Cus it's the day of love, and we all love Christmas? I got nothin. FUCK IT, FEBRUARY. - HM

[@NumberBC]

2ndJerma WOOOT

[@frog706]

2ndJerma first video I'm early for yes!

[@andrewhainguyen]

2ndJerma Dumped 2 days before Valentine's Day.

[@vilgotembachermurtnes9215]

2ndJerma Yo, Merry Christmas!

[@frog706]

Invisible man feels bad man

[@justincruz8050]

wait, WHAT?

[@carmenmelocchi4643]

Justin Cruz what is that from

[@a7x4life6446]

Carmen Melocchi the Twilight Summoner card from Hearthstone

[@ike4584]

Byeah

[@willteague2437]

Justin Cruz iiii

[@thesamon123]

Sounds like Baleog from heroes of the storm

[@transorm987]

I like how the screamer said I'm at your back which is just so pointless and isn't even correct grammatically

[@warpatato]

Well it scared the shit out of Jerma so it kinda worked

[@skweezee]

Jerma’s scream was scarier

[@reefer674]

@@warpatato lol

[@wall4818]

And the low quality, short, stock scream effect.

[@disposable_income_andy]

It doesn't even sound like a threat, that sounds either reassuring or stupid depending on what voice you read it in

[@jakethhy]

"OH SHIT THERE'S A STORM COMIN'!" my fucking sides

[@maverickREAL]

The animated picture gallery is perfection. Jerma's mildly-bemused commentary breaking into infectious chuckling, the ONE picture of Jerma pulling a stupid-looking face, and the crappy background with slow transitions... it's PERFECT.

[@PootieWienerfish]

41 christmas games, the sequel to 700,000 games

[@WheezyShotta]

If it was a sequel to that piece of shit it'd have like 4 games

[@roxydeinum75]

PootieWienerfish fold fold fold fold fold fold

[@electron9678]

Speedwagon Foundation official raise raise raise raise raise

[@omicron212]

*one year later* raise, raise, raise... *call*

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

Sam Canick HERE COMES A RIVAH

[@captaincornflake]

IM AT YOUR BACK

[@transorm987]

Captain Cornflake Not even grammar

[@dominusempyreus2383]

hot

[@uraniumsnow4446]

Captain Cornflake would smash

[@MalarkySparky]

Sounds more friendly than threatening

[@keiko3520]

Captain Cornflake ok

[@adisturbedpistachio223]

I know of no one else who laughs as long and who laughs at the worst jokes than Jerma.

[@mmcblk05studio]

You should know me then ;)

[@vvill-ga]

That'd be me. Sorry for being 2 years late but I had to pause the video every 20 seconds because he moved on too fast

[@ashtonshelley578]

Jermas laugh is so goddamn infectious

[@raretank654]

5:52 I'm still dying 3 years later

[@InSayNayTay0137]

7:36 I even die laughing at this many years later too

[@InSayNayTay0137]

Or even 11:06

[@Lone_Coyote]

What the hell did just happened there with that headless dead zombie? HAHA

[@kpjammerwolf330]

AHHH- *boom *

[@akshitsharma8475]

11:15

[@AnvilPro100]

I'm starting to think Jerma's dream job is rollercoaster architect

[@Dxpress_]

I can't wait to ride the Silly String ride that I'm pretty sure he's made in every roller coaster game.

[@vencelistce9385]

AnvilPro100 15g is nothing

[@zeeko6836]

Hitler's youth 65g's aint nothin either

[@LastTalon]

Its got a weird tempo because that's not Ave Maria.

[@kaykybauer4877]

"How do i control it?" 10 haunting last words said by pilots before major crashes

[@vizzy61]

fitting, given that he just flew a plane yesterday

[@JacobKinsley]

"Merry Christmas"

[@BluThundr]

Screamer warning around 6:20, tis also funny as fuck.

[@vampsrock124]

Blue Thunder life saver

[@somedecidueye7292]

As someone else said, "The volume freakout is what makes it"

[@ItsJustMilkISwear]

ahh it got me!!

[@TheRuler1221]

legend

[@beefyswag]

scared the shit outta me

[@strivingcobra]

I always come back to this and it never gets old. The screamer especially

[@jjkeyboards]

All these Jerma uploads make me feel warm and fuzzy

[@abdulali7329]

Cerpin Taxt you should probably go see a doctor for that.

[@jjkeyboards]

JERMA STOP UPLOADING, IT'S BURNING

[@iug5672]

Br0...

[@FatCatCooper]

That might be homosexuality

[@yunghoodie7534]

1:35 confuses the hell out of me till this day

[@pold111]

3:50 this reminds me of that tyler's facebook friends day video where it just went through like 5 pictures and kept reusing them and one of them was like a fucked up car

[@d9zirable]

Oh yeah I think jerma reacted to that one too

[@greenteesouo]

No joke, Grab that Auto 5 is one of my favorite Jerma vids. This was my favorite stream last year, other than the time Nate (The Scout's Voice Actor) played with Jerma and both of them were fanboying over each other.

[@gravitypotato6965]

glad we survived the storm guys.

[@somedecidueye7292]

This is the equivalent of having your friend take you out to dinner for two holidays at the same time. And they order 41 plates of shitty games.

[@beknown63]

Grab the Christmas: February Edition.

[@anintelcorei7quad-coreproc873]

The screamer made me shit myself... of laughter. jermas reaction Was hilarious

[@RayLilith]

only if there's hyper-threading :^)

[@tor2840]

amaher547 only some of them

[@CatboyGenius]

He in of himself is a quad core i7. Just because the i7 line has 8 core processors doesn't mean he's one of those. Could just be an i7-7700k or something.

[@Outta_sights]

Grab that Grotto Beast

[@aaronn2954]

5

[@KIager]

Santa Andreas 5

[@thechuckinator]

I fucking died at 6:10 "OH SHIT THERE'S A STORM COMING!!"

[@Stingrays110]

There's a screamer at 6:23. Just so you know

[@2vhscopiesofbrokebackmount989]

Stingrays110 its weak as fuck tho

[@josiahstankus4193]

Stingrays110 lol I saw this like 30 seconds too late. thanks for the heads up, though, for others. : )

[@transorm987]

Stingrays110 I'm a jumpy guy and it didn't get me

[@Rioxnation_808]

Stingrays110 I WISH I HAD SEEN THIS EARLIER, but thank you.

[@josiahstankus4193]

same

[@smiley9328]

What is extreme settings, what does that mean?

[@Chimeric]

Smiley It means extra breakfast material.

[@halcyon1644]

It doesn't mean like less gore or blood, what does extreme mean?

[@TheCrowSpy]

"Extreme content- yeach, on."

[@buufuu8990]

more rat shadows

[@JackMoynihanOfficial]

This is my favorite christmas tradition

[@blitzmensch7016]

STOM COMING

[@StainedShuriken333]

"Rudolph ran into a tree and Santa broke his nose" I know how that is SUPPOSED to sound, but you can view it in 2 different ways.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Rudolph ran into a tree!? That doesn't make any sense. THAT CAN'T BE HOW IT HAPPENED!

[@awesomesmileyguy]

I swear if that shitty guitar song from Grab That Auto played again

[@william04021999]

The screamer had me fucking crying omg XD

[@ILikePieAndSoDoI]

I love that at 9:34 jerma can't stop laughing for almost 40 seconds playing this dumb kids game

[@Explosivevortex]

Late reply but he was laughing his ass off because it was basically a car crash

[@allosaurustime]

My favorite Christmas movie

[@victorc8855]

watching jerma play scuffed christmas games during 2016 christmas will forever be a core memory for me for some reason, that shit was beautiful

[@jimbo6916]

“This is my ipad” “Wait, WHUT?!?”

[@dardymeume]

0:04 "is this my iPad we're looking at?" "WAIT, WHAT?"

[@squids1132]

time for my annual watch of this

[@The_Dev_175]

Watching this not always brings up my spirits of this fine Christmas day, but it also reminds me of the light snow storm incoming.

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

I come back to this video multiple times each year. I can't stop laughing at the Christmas card app!

[@strivingcobra]

Same

[@FrenchiestSpy]

GOD, Ster always counting your cards

[@luucvinky2194]

9:39 when the Twitch timing is perfect

[@Schadenfreude4231]

Was this comment before or after the sus memes?

[@azizt6773]

WAIT WHAT?!!

[@luucvinky2194]

@@azizt6773love to see ppl still watching jerma classics

[@luucvinky2194]

@@Schadenfreude4231before😳

[@Idothinkysaurus]

0:19 You had me at "Is this MY ipad we're looking at?" Also, I love Jerma's immediate concern for Rudolph's well-being during that broken nose section.

[@Paco_Gaepedores]

Merry Christmas 2023 🎄 Love from Toronto, Canada 🇨🇦 ❤ jaja

[@hxzee3679]

Its a tradition to watch this every year

[@Hal-uu8de]

10:16 I'm dying! THERE'S NO BONES IN THE NOSE! It's just cartilage. XD

[@nyarlathotep158]

GROTTO BEASTS

[@solaireofastora727]

When the dude drove off the road I just started crying I couldn’t stop laughing. I have no idea why that was so funny. He’s just talking to Santa and then he just points out the dude drove off the road.

[@lanckston]

grotto beasts

[@analothor]

sometime i worry jerma's laughing might land him into an early grave

[@bobsbrain397]

the title alone made my valentines day 3x less shittier

[@hexenfree]

"Rudolph crashed into a tree, and Santa broke his nose!" "WAIT, WHAT?!"

[@MelRosewood]

I’m gonna make a wild and far fetched guess. The “Tap only the pumpkin head” game; I imagine that WAS a Halloween inspired piano game. Mainly since it says “tap only the _pumpkin_ head.” And I imagine that since it says “Tap *Only* the pumpkin head” that there was more piano keys resembling different things that aren’t pumpkin heads. So you have to be careful what you tap. This is proven further by the background itself. The background gives off massive Halloween vibes. And obviously, the most damning piece of evidence: it’s a screamer. A startling thing, Halloween is all about spooks and scares. So I’m sure the developer just changed the pumpkin picture to a Santa one to cash in on the holidays but didn’t change anything else. That’s my guess, but I could be wrong.

[@JacobKinsley]

Double the ad revenue, 1% more effort!

[@PyromationsTV]

how do i control it HOW DO I CONTROL IT * merry christmas *

[@kpjammerwolf330]

01:56 Can't believe they made a Christmas version of the American Civil War

[@MrBlue918]

It's Jerma's laugh that makes these videos that much greater.

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

This is back when Jerma still sorta had his main channel voice lol 2017 was an interesting transition year from KZbin to twitch

[@cassidy8307]

7:32 - literally robot santa claus from futurama. Incredible.

[@jonathang.464]

"Santa is in a wheelbarrow, being chased by aliens on tricycle, with a grenade launcher that shoots plasma"

[@mannhouse8014]

I know everyone's talking about DIE BASTERD guy, but the funniest part for me was the immediate jump-cut to an ad for a "weather alert" and Jerma yelling "AW SHIT, THERE'S A STORM COMING"

[@Shapio]

grab that grotto beast

[@theneonllama416]

Jerma predicted grotto beasts

[@quantrellbishop9263]

This video is a tradition

[@YGMStuidos]

When Jerma is in town , sun shines all around!

[@vilgotembachermurtnes9215]

Yo, Merry Christmas. (True fans will get it)

[@anintelcorei7quad-coreproc873]

Dolar "I wake up, and then I diahrea" -jerma

[@TrollFor2]

Dolar Hahah It's a lifestyle

[@lazzerfisk004]

Dolar you just wake up in The morning and you go "Yo. Merry Christmas."

[@toastycrab5175]

I still live by it.

[@PotatoSully]

legends say it still says that on ster's tf2 server, deep in the tf2 server archives at valve

[@Macc985]

its that time of the year again. Merry Christmas jermamites

[@randomjunk58]

LET'S SEE WHO'S BEEN NAUGHTY

[@danieldelpilar5022]

D I E B A S T A R D

[@woohoowitheblueyoshi7657]

STOP RIGHT THERE

[@jimjellyjinjamjimbo]

*IM AT YOUR BACK*

[@SinAndreww]

I just love Jerma's wheezing laugh

[@uebemma2463]

Jerma's laugh is too contagious

[@BonnieFluff]

Ok that Christmas sniper game actually creeped me out, i just imagine some crazy, short, man dressed up in a poundland santa costume being told to "Take the shot" while a wind up music box plays

[@mannhouse8014]

Watching this in November/December is an experience

[@noxturnaI]

Watching this video is gonna be a new tradition

[@akshitsharma8475]

I'm watching this in november 2021.

[@dreadcircumference]

merry christmas everybody

[@lazo2]

You are too kind to us

[@fife188]

This is the funniest piece of media that i have ever experienced.

[@ciaopao9332]

SOMEONE HAS TO UPLOAD THE WHOLE STREAM

[@halolime117]

I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE

[@slinttu1378]

@@halolime117 Jerma Stream - The Merry Christmas Super Spectacular

[@Flippirino]

What a throwback Just as great as the day I first saw it

[@nenozak714]

your laugh is the reason we have nice things

[@Killer7kai]

Oh shit there’s a storm coming

[@salt_factory7566]

2:04 the famous British cavalry charge of waterloo. Recreated with....... uh......... oh.........

[@foefoe]

5:17 aaargh boom

[@blitzmensch7016]

Just Go Full Gas Into The House -Jerma, 2017

[@MrSparkle404]

Christmas cards with that picture need to be a thing. Hell, any holiday.

[@doomdude3034]

those shooting santa games made by the same person several times remind me of those ludicrous nursery rhyme vids with very random 3d models

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

Back again, in 2019, tomorrow's 2020, time flies bois

[@halolime117]

This didn't age well

[@KoboretaMiruku]

I've been blessed with this vid in my recommended once again.

[@xa-xii4865]

Watching at 11PM on Christmas Eve.

[@oldstoffire]

Unity was a mistake...

[@richedobor5659]

Toastoffire Go check the unity tech demos OK!?

[@Takimeko]

Incompetent people using Unity was a mistake. Unity is a good engine, it's just lots of clueless people use it to make trash.

[@Takimeko]

Incompetent people using Unity was a mistake. Unity is a good engine, it's just lots of clueless people use it to make trash.

[@JeanMarceaux]

The existence of DUSK outweighs all the unity trash.

[@notamobilesprout4175]

Soul Knight tho?