Jerma is Glad Part G

[@bleuthoot]

_"This is supposed to be a dumb ride for kids and it has already killed 300 people"_ Best quote of the video.

[@Idothinkysaurus]

But that can't be how they're dying! That can't be how it happened. They're going like 3mph in a circle, and they bump into the person in front of them! They're probably made out of thin glass, then.

[@Brabentris]

I disagree. I believe "it's only fifteen Gs" is the best quote.

[@ThatSpazChick]

I die laughing every time I get to that part.

[@bobbirdsong6825]

William Morse When he reset the ride, it launched everyone inside, killing them. He did this like 3 or more times which is where the number came from

[@brennur3731]

Dreamworld be like

[@Tmccreight25Gaming]

65G is 2.32 times the surface gravity of the sun (27.94G), and experiencing that level of physical forces for the split second that you would on this ride would have the effect of pulverising the riders' bones and turning the rest into pulp

[@burnstjamp]

*"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK"*

[@Astro_Guy_1]

Thats not true. In the 50s Eli Beeding (who was wanting to see if Jet pilots could survive to eject at high speeds) endured 83 Gs for half a second and survived with no permanent Injuries

[@umjammerlammy9993]

Does it help that I read that comment and the heart attack comment both in the Soldier's voice

[@Dabajaws]

@@umjammerlammy9993 yes

[@eggofwah4852]

Jerma made a better deathtrap than that guy who made that coaster with 7 loops designed to kill people

[@PootieWienerfish]

"It's only 15 G" jesus christ jerma

[@aditretardasi9489]

PootieWienerfish a

[@slackjaw_4994]

+DarkTree true

[@DuckyQuackington]

160 likes 23 views

[@tostie3110]

How about that 65g

[@snarcastic4452]

Jerma should play KSP then...

[@cam_spamtm6439]

65g would be like having the bloody mess perk in fallout

[@lostfan10000]

1:35 Now I'm no expert but I'm fairly certain that it is not health to go from 144 mph to 0 mph in a matter of a second...

[@splat_the_ghost]

that would literally like a race car crashed into a brick wall

[@johnbacon4997]

@@splat_the_ghost basically

[@ally939]

@@splat_the_ghost fitting username

[@shiny1556]

Mr.Pancake for Jerma Rumble

[@maxitaxiwannalift573]

CHIEF BEEF*

[@RDJPR]

YOUNG CHOP ON THE BEAT

[@somedecidueye7292]

"HE MAY BE THE PANCAKE BUT HE'LL BE THE ONE TO FLATTEN _YOU_"

[@eccentricjoe8786]

Some douchey wrestler guy that like cheated or lost or something is going to go behind scenes to beat up an employee out of anger and like announcer man Jirasbobidybum1895 is like "And it looks like (stock unimportant dipshit wrestler #7) is mad about his loss and up to no good, likely looking for some poor sap to beat up so he can let off some steam" and Mr. Pancake is like gonna be there heroically selling some pancakes or something in good nature to a couple thankful people or like children or old people or something in a restaurant and the wrestler'll sneak up from behind as the people with pancakes leave and 958Jermibanana gasps as wrestler guy gets the jump on 'em with a hot second or two of a couple unfair suprise hits on poor Mr. Pancakes, and the crowd boos like crazy as Jermackn'cheese5895 says "He get's some cheap hits on our hardest working Employee, Mr. Pancakes! That's dirty!" but the guy throws a third punch as Mr. Pancakes is recovering or something, and the crowd quits booing and goes silent as Mr. Pancakes grabs the guy's fist mid-punch and slowly raises his head level to his menacingly, bending said shithead wrestler guy's wrist back and making him bend backwards in pain. Surprised, he squirms free and backs off a few steps, and the shitty wrestler guy looks at Mr. Pancakes and they pause as Mr. Pancakes stares em' down, and Aunty Jamirma9+8+5 says like "Oh-hohh, dude, this guy picked the wrong employee to fuck with" and like Mr. Pancakes breaks his spatula over his knee and walks towards the shithead wrestler guy as the wrestler guy is like visibly scared as he's taking a few steps back, and then like Mr. pancakes throws a dynamite right but before it makes contact it cuts out to the main event and then 1 or 2 minutes later JerimboXP95 is like "Let's see what happened to our Mr. Pancakes" and like the prick guy is like in a dumpster or something and Mr. Pancakes is walking away and dusting his hands off like a seasoned badass, and Jambajuice800900500 is like "Oh, he's gettin' a raise for sure ladies and gentlemen" and like Mr. Pancakes soon after decides to join the ring or something with the fans cheering him on. This is probably possible. Yep, make it happen Jazzbograpes58595.

[@jadenisntcool434]

Damn it, u beat me to it

[@cogumelomods]

you know that Jerma is a talented swordsman when he beat Dark Souls 3 on stream

[@wakelights]

If he beats bloodborne on stream I'll be relatively impressed.

[@kayblis]

DENZ IS A TALENTED SWORDSMAN.

[@SergioSource]

BB is his fav game, he beat it a bunch of times

[@Lat2808]

Jerma not only you good at what was that game you beat? lol You are awesome at Tf2

[@kbolternorris2676]

Talking about that, does anyone know if Jerma's DS3 VODs are somewhere so I can see them? It seems they've been erased by twitch and nobody recorded or downloaded them. Also, is he straming bloodborne?

[@WheezyShotta]

IN THE RED CORNER. GLUEMAN! IN THE BLUE CORNER A NEW CHALLENGER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. GIVE IT UP FOR, PANCAKE MAN!

[@jameschubby3794]

This

[@newmoisturizer5054]

I just realized that "Jerma is Glad Part" is 15 letters and the end of the title is 'G'

[@shib5687]

what

[@trololollolololololl]

oh, for fox sake 15 G

[@clawzx1195]

That pfp matches perfectly

[@MisterJohnDoe]

So that’s why the G is there...

[@fungusphil1263]

So it has a double meaning, and is also a reference to the Jerma is mad series. That’s a damn good title.

[@joosebox]

Jerma plays this game because hes too short to ride roller-coasters in real life

[@xDubzifyy]

joosebox comb stream

[@kyovalye5942]

Those patch notes hit him hard.

[@Gwartonium]

Jonathan Pearson clowncar accessibility

[@grebbly9124]

joosebox cool profile pic

[@frankfurt6484]

MurderedByWords

[@SliceofBread123]

"It's only 15G's" Don't you pass out at like 6 or 7

[@tostie3110]

SliceofBread123 It was 65G at one point.

[@jameschubby3794]

6 g's will make an average person pass out. 9 g's will make an average person who is tensed up pass out. something like 11-13g's was the most g's survived. and if your under enough g's to make you pass out the blood is leaving your brian so if your out for more then like 6 or 7 minutes your dead or alive with irreversable brain damage. 15g's will crush soft tissue eg: mucles moving brain turing to mush and skin being ripped off. 65g's is imposable to achive via roller coaster and it will liquify you.

[@uhrguhrguhrg]

James Ivanov blood leaving Brian. I love the sound of that misspell

[@Shaymin0]

At 10 you become paralized with only 10 seconds of exposure.

[@matias_g19]

@@jameschubby3794 somebody survived 214 g’s, though they were in critical condition. The man’s name is Kenny Brack, a race car driver whose car was launched into a fence at over 200+ mph, causing the car to violently spin, which is what caused the extreme g force

[@bugfriendz]

62G-force enough to dislodge your ribs out of your body, you'll become a human cactus by ridin' that fucking coaster.

[@MarcieNita]

This kinda feels like a classic Jerma video, not gonna lie, and not just a stream highlights video

[@epicyoung]

The best part about that last turn is that it would basically vaporize every bone in your body and send your flimsy corpse flying out of the seat at just under 100mph. Good job Jerma.

[@robertmathews7971]

Mr. Pancake was "Mr. Normal Guy" before the g forces got to him.

[@lieutenantbites5739]

3:05 You can wait in line TO WAIT IN LINE

[@jamesbaker673]

Went from Jerma is mad part 3.14 to part G. Seems about right.

[@TheSwerAlmighty]

It's 3.14 G

[@driboleet]

So the number got squared?

[@BigJack-1872]

james baker no, this is jerma is glad

[@Micavich]

No it went to part 5'8" then to part G

[@TheMastercoms]

+TheSusMaster he changed the video title

[@DunkChasby]

THREE YEARS LATER

[@tomiyu2297]

Dunk Chasby Three long years

[@donutguy9228]

Dunk Chasby dunkacinno

[@TheoHiggins]

The Rock has returned to Ohio?

[@DunkChasby]

FAMILY REUNION

[@DunkChasby]

YEAHHHHHh!

[@naphtalene9164]

"this was suppose to be a dumb ride for kids and it killed 300 people" always the unexpected, huh?

[@samlewis2426]

"Chief Beef" Jerma: "Time for Mr. Pancake to make his dayview!"

[@captainforrix956]

This single comment is almost as funny as the whole vid

[@philipp2236]

im late but whats a dayview doesnt jerma say debut

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Philipp Yeah def think it’s debut. 👀👀👀

[@geraldysjunk]

r/boneappletea

[@bean_eater1209]

Mr pank ache 😍

[@unpaidcomintern]

"only 15Gs is it?"

[@papayer]

I'm calling lakes "huge waters" from now on.

[@soapie-]

Same, Lake Erie? Naah its huge water Erie now.

[@CThyran]

@@soapie- The Great Lakes may as well be called "The Big Waters" anyway. They're too big to be called lakes, more like inland seas.

[@somedecidueye7292]

G's, that was an intense video.

[@hydrorex]

Good comment

[@MelRosewood]

*_oh my god.._*

[@limborooster]

seven years later this made me laugh out loud good one man

[@lukefirst407]

*Watches channel for 4 months - only now realizes it's a second channel

[@ASimpleGodzillaFan]

Thelegend27 Formerly know as luke First I know how you feel

[@pokemon2274]

Lukey Firsty This is like his old content though

[@squatchjosh1131]

It's pretty much his 1st /only channel tho.

[@squatchjosh1131]

SandSharkShow Wadda ya mean wrong? This channel gets content, the "1st" channel gets update videos every 6 months. Nothing wrong with that it's just the system right now.

[@squatchjosh1131]

I know all that, however it's undeniable that this is currently the most relevant channel. Whether or not it's clips from twitch, it is being used at a much higher capacity than the "1st" channel. To be honest the quality of videos here I'd argue is similar to the original channel back in its hayday, therefore this is the primary channel to me currently.

[@TheoHiggins]

Jerma is Mad: Diamond is unbreakable

[@Creedio90]

is that a jojo reference

[@nostalgia_junkie]

"NANIIII??!!" "Ster...you really made me *mad.* "

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

Jerma Pose Streamer Act 3

[@guavaRC]

We don't deserve these daily uploads

[@bigfish821]

SHHHHHH

[@SNIperofDARKness02]

Don't worry after this month you'll be praying to every god for Jerma to upload.

[@chewie__]

Aaaannd it's over

[@Steemy]

Ya jinxed us!

[@mattdepompa4665]

Mr.Pancake for Jerma Rumble 2017

[@ziggle5000]

Matt De Pompa he was actually a burger patty

[@Dabajaws]

A patty can dream

[@walkingstickman1]

1:38: Never mind the G's, just imagine the whiplash those people got from stopping 137 mph to 0 on a dime like that, Their necks would be snapping like dry kindling.

[@thecreator3145]

They'd get off the ride with at least 7 neural paths severed.

[@wsock]

No.... No, I don't want a chewit

[@cheetoschrist5685]

I love the dry cut to Jerma reading the wikipedia article on Gs

[@frostcrackle2374]

"BILLY YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A JOB IT'S BEEN YEARS" "SHUT UP MOM I BEAT DARK SOULS 3"

[@wumbo6116]

I'm in heaven. All of the Jerma uploads! Heaven.

[@arthurz8128]

stfu

[@elperronimo]

stfu

[@hank3559]

stfu

[@wumbo6116]

Stfu

[@milosobradovic5428]

stfu

[@cherryistrash4080]

So Jerma builds a traffic simulator and a ride strong enough to tear the skin from your bones. I'd go there

[@WalkieTheTalkie2]

How to Clickbait: Jerma edition

[@redwing2968]

id like to give a shoutout to my body

[@Avossk]

WalkieTheTalkie2 joke's on you I was gonna watch this anyway even if it was called something else

[@MegaFPVFlyer]

I experienced approximately 50G in a go kart crash. It gave me severe whiplash and a concussion. I lost around 12 hours of memory, had back problems for months, and had lots of short term memory issues in the weeks after the crash.

[@MegaFPVFlyer]

I calculated the G force by looking at the damage to the kart to figure out how much distance I covered while stopping, and the approximate speed, which was about 40 miles per hour. I hit a fence post sideways after sliding on construction dust.

[@SturgGaeming]

That mascot isn't even a pancake.

[@ShikaCyka]

i wish i could get this video tattooed on my body

[@Kingtigran04]

"This was supposed to be a dumb ride for kids and its killed 300 people"

[@WelloBello]

Best part about that coaster is that after the passengers are turned to pudding by 65 Gs of force they would be flung at Mach speed at those in line next thanks to the coaster coming to an immediate stop from 116 mph at the very end.

[@bishopanderson5864]

65 Fucking G's in a fraction of of a second

[@lazo2]

These uploads are the cure for cancer

[@lukethomas1740]

This cancer is the cure for uploads

[@assassinseeveehood]

this cure is the uploads for cancer

[@makimechan]

fat

[@noyz-anything]

2:21 rollercoaster creator = nonexistent Jerma = rollercoaster creator the conclusion is left as an exercise for the reader

[@hank3559]

I really do love you, Jerma. Keep making awesome content

[@TheRealCorcra]

JERMA VERSUS STAR, JERMAR VERSUS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TA SEE DIS HAPPEN

[@door_productions4896]

You're counting cards

[@extrememiner9627]

Just jumping around the map.

[@Gallstonehaverandcruncher1974]

I love the upbeat music at the beginning with Otto. Made my day.

[@angeloabbatiello4755]

65 Gs would turn your bones to fucking DUST.

[@dumnguy]

"People pay money to come to the clown bathroom" And here I thought I've seen everything

[@therampage5555]

I could watch jerma theme park videos all day

[@fileunderf8786]

I only just realized after 3 fucking years that he’s not even a pancake

[@Emma-cy4vw]

Inb4 Pancake Man in the next Jerma Rumble.

[@werewolfpixies123]

15 gs not that bad. *googles it* "holy shit".

[@TheConeOar]

Who should tell him it's a burger patty and not a pancake?

[@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787]

Mr pancake is what you’ll be after riding a jerma coaster

[@Dexturrrrr]

2:56 I like how the only way to get off that ride is for other people to get on.

[@epiphonessg2249]

1:59 sure sounds like the "hey kids" clown from the second rats movie lol

[@BaronSterling]

Mr. Pancake, the hamburger patty. Seems legit.

[@skota8150]

I literally woke up this morning and the first thing that popped into my head were the workds "Traffik Kats" and I couldn't remember what it was from but I knew it was something funny but I forgot about it before I game it much thought. Fast foreward and I clicked on one of those mixes in the recommended section to have on while I was doing other stuff, and somehow this is one of the few videos on the list.

[@brodyskillman7572]

Gotta love the rides at Six Flags that achieve 65 G's. At those kind of G forces your bones would be turned to dust and your soft tissue would be turned to liquid. It'd be people soup.

[@SixCubitMan]

Can't wait for the next part, Jerma is Mad: ZX: Advent

[@Arkonoid404]

Looking back, this was probably the precursor to the meat grinder. "15 Gs isn't a big deal" is pretty telling. He's always been this way. We've just never noticed.

[@Taktwo2]

chew dat chewie

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

ITS BEEN THREE THOUSAND YEARS

[@ARockyRock]

"I have made this from a cool ride to a lamE one" (does 60G turn)

[@Levyathyn]

There's a ride at Silver Dollar City in Missouri called "Fire in the Hole". It's basically your dragon water slide, just a jangly, fast, bumpy, uneven mess of a roller coaster you ride out underground in the wet dark. Fun times.

[@13revengex]

Jerma! I love your videos, you are my favorite KZbinr. I'm glad you went in your new recording direction, it seems like you're enjoying it a lot and it's cool having videos more frequently! Keep doing what makes you happy man

[@homelessguy100]

For a thrillseeker like me a rollercoaster ain't worth if it doesnt reach at least 50g

[@doozy5184]

That corkscrew at the start finally made me realize Jerma's madness. 10/10 would ride again

[@AuroraIceFlame]

1:19 the moment you turn into string cheese

[@maggotthemadman8142]

Jerma's laugh is so soothing to the ears.

[@vaudevillain_2]

That cat ride thing reminds me of when I'd play RCT3 with my brother. He made the same type of ride, but in a small circle and loaded with cars. He called it: 'wait in line: the ride'. One of the park guests was dumb enough to ride it, and 2 in-game years later got off it and said it was a good experience. How they lived on nothing but sitting down for 2 years is beyond me.

[@damienswagdow5070]

mr pancake for jerma rumble.

[@T3DNR3D]

Appreciate the tight, edited VODs Jerma. Really glad you're doing these

[@dinogoodson3275]

its so satisfying to have jerma back. hes doing everything for the fans and I love it.

[@TapChap]

Jerma, thank you SO MUCH for all this content! We've missed you for SO LONG, and I've never been able to catch a stream live it's all just such a nice feeling seeing all these videos from you and hearing that glorious laugh of yours once again! I hope this keeps up my man! :D

[@nuclearwalnut]

I cry at least 1 time in every jerma video from laughing, thanks for making my day happy jerma :D

[@BonziBUDDY]

Mr pancake is actually... A BURGER PATTY

[@Dabajaws]

But he does both so well

[@sofialovelocker2717]

Bfb/Tpot Moment: Puffball being jealous at tv so she makes a crazy rollercoster: 2:21 4:52

[@dawsonparker1685]

ITS NAME IS CHIEF BEEF OH MY GOD

[@purpleYamask]

Jerma, As someone who knows how G-Forces work, 65.69 lateral G's is turning the passengers into a human smoothie and flinging them out of the ride at the speed of sound.

[@ALEXGAYMAR2312]

I love how the first rollercoaster goes from pure fear to excitement to total annihilation at the last part

[@steinardarri]

Jerma is the most precious gem in all of KZbin

[@DJSummers101]

Reminder that this video used to literally be called. "Jerma is miffed" I remembered...

[@Yarusi]

"You know I play all kinds of stuff I'm like a variety guy I play like games"

[@Unlucky-Dube]

Everytime Jerma says 'I didn't do anything' I get drunk and low and say 'he doesn't do anything?'

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

After people go on that coaster, all that's gonna be left of them is a paste.

[@moonlightmiracles1844]

the sound of disappointment in his voice when he deleted that coster by accident

[@joshualittleton4865]

all i can think when i hear him is a thin young peter griffin... im lovin it

[@grandaddyjesus]

Lol the honey nut cheerios wand XD

[@peachestv621]

ive waited THREE LONG YEARS for part G

[@WhiffyPlush]

Mr Pancake had better be in the next Jerma Rumble

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

That’s not even a pancake. That’s a walking slab of beef.

[@wynngwynn]

idk if 15Gs is enough

[@baker8981]

"This was supposed to be a dumb ride for kids, and it's killed three hundred people." -Jerma985, 2017

[@JagenRay]

It killed 300 people without any accidents... That Traffic Simulator is realistic.

[@devinbakon]

If people could survive The Slinky they would be killed by the god damn whiplash at the end of the ride

[@bossblitz2041]

"This was supposed to be a dumb ride for kids but it ended up killing like 300 people."

[@AxtonLovesHisTurret]

dear god. that coaster is literally designed to snap necks.

[@mutantfreak48]

Pancake guy for Jerma Rumble.

[@seanmic1]

OMG i havent laugh this hard at a youtube vid in a long, long time. please, pretty please make more, and never stop.

[@bobria68]

"c'mon, guys! 25000 mega pascals isn't THAT much!"