Graham's Sexy Audience - The Graham Norton Show - Series 9 Episode 11 - BBC One

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[@alottaforchina6457]

You can see Lee Mack's heart breaking. He definately had jokes lined up for each of those jobs

[@stevolution666]

yes

[@omarsabih]

Haha yes

[@neethup9141]

I thought he'd say "I can turn your software into hardware" with a juicy wink moment gone dude.

[@Cas_anova]

+Neethu P "shall I turn your floppy into hardware"

[@unknownman3516]

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[@lenna3502]

I thought the same 😀

[@amct1019]

He should've just done the obvious "Hi, I'm mick, I've come to research *your* areas".

[@topgurl9313]

Graham: ''my download speeds are slow'' love it haha

[@Gar96229]

"Ooooh, come in.........COME IN!!!!!!"

[@hallowstar4857]

I would have said "I've come to give you a good ram"

[@DevilboyScooby]

3:04 "Look at the size of him" probably the best line of the lot XD

[@GunnarssonAlexander]

Hahaha, I totally agree. Laughed so hard

[@EmperorMonkey35]

Followed by him grabbing his own ass

[@Deel2506]

I'd have gone, "I'm Cornay, and I'm hornay."

[@arajoan]

hahaha OMG that's hilarious!

[@BalaKrishnan-fy1pf]

Lol 😂😂😂 that's good..

[@DevilboyScooby]

Why would a market researcher want to service a boiler? Lol

[@BennyFireKing]

They sell many things, probably including pluming.

[@mattcrusader36]

that would be one of those great comments on the actual porn video

[@fc63457]

No thanks my plumes are just fine.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

He should have said _"Can I put a tick in your box?"_

[@marioalt9420]

Can I survey your boiler? ;)

[@rubymomdelana]

Can never see my hard drive the same way every again

[@louisparkes9903]

rubymomdelana At least you have a hard drive. I only have a floppy disk.

[@sourabhs14]

Any thoughts on hard disk

[@TonyEnglandUK]

lol watch the black fella in glasses from 2:47 - he just sits there chewing gum and never smiles throughout the entire clip,

[@strider9184]

"Hi graham! Would you like me to hardware your software?"

[@N00BPUN1SH3R]

2nd guy should have said "I can turn your floppy disk into a hard drive"

[@ImDariNow]

Cornay's line seems like a subtle way a salesman would sell viagra

[@AnjaFourie]

Not Really Steve *Corne

[@unFayemous]

come on, your name is Mick. A line really wouldn't have been thay far fetched

[@donniethekhajiit5252]

+unFayemous lol true

[@RudolphCookie]

+unFayemous The whole point is to never mention anything directly sexual

[@HashimAziz1]

+unFayemous Lmao

[@Krawna]

You look like you could use a good mickin'

[@kodredcud]

"Come in..... Come in!!"

[@charlotteemily2448]

“Hi I’m Charlotte and I’m currently unemployed, but I’d do anything for you” *winks* ;) xD

[@johnwedgbury6817]

OK make me a bacon sandwich

[@NiVi192]

Kim Cattrall was like the workshop leader! 😂👌

[@monkeyfoetus]

"I'm Mick, and I'm here to poll your area."

[@jonathaneffemey4892]

Thanks for posting.

[@BennyFireKing]

I thought of some lines for different jobs: *IT:* I was wondering if I could give you a good RAM. *Music Teacher:* I can teach you how to play with my instrument. *Cleaner:* I was wondering if I could see how dirty your area is. *Yoga Instructor:* I can teach you how to do a real downwards dog. *Police Officer:* I have a warrant to search your area. *Post Man:* I have a huge package for you. *Pulmber:* We've been draining the area and I've come to check out your plumbing.

[@Cosmicweirdo96]

I don't know, I'm not a fan of the "pulmber".

[@mamamegan7535]

Ali Song dirty mind

[@immaculateboy]

This is why I love this show

[@topgurl9313]

this is fantastic

[@KDY4EVA]

Ding dong..."come in....COME IN!!" Ha gets me everytime!! :D

[@muneer24]

lee Macks face!! he is like what the fuck is going On!!

[@TrashyDestroyer]

Should have been "I've got some hardware to show you if you're interested"

[@explorer7597]

The Mick guy looks like a little bit of Eric Clapton.

[@lolipedofin]

What the hell is a spritualist??

[@DillerDallerDuller]

+lolipedofin professional liar and scam artist

[@MissJessyeNorman]

A Psychic/Medium, essentially. Definitely all of the above as well, just wanted you to understand the type of scam they run ;)

[@Cosmicweirdo96]

I doubt anyone would find deceit and lies sexy unless you’re a politician

[@etocadet]

could have said "what ever it is, I've got the right tool for the job"

[@Vetgo21]

He should have said: "You turn my software into hardware" Actually, wait...nah, that's terrible :P

[@human-bing2033]

This one should be a segment

[@faisalaljohani1941]

I was thinking “I’m a researcher are you in the market”

[@TheMossyrocker16]

Could I research your market?

[@Yotrek]

Sketch idea: Let's invite people to the couch that are the *absolute* best in the world in their profession. Then we'll make them watch people with zero experience try and do their job. It'll be fun.

[@BySixa]

'I'm going to upload my sofware to your hardware'

[@solitaryreaper4592]

That's technically wrong.

[@sharku711]

How about this: "Hi, i'm here to put my software into your hardware" wait, even better: I'm here to plug my usb dongle into your port. haha!

[@joemaxpayne]

"would you like to upload my software to your hardware?, dont worry its virus free" *wink*

[@philipsadler1724]

What a society we live in where someone can get by as a spiritualist.

[@tahitiancookie]

baaaaaaaaaaaahhaahhaha i love the sexy taglines xD I woulda choked on the pressure. :/

[@dothedeed]

Graham is so ridiculous lol

[@nowvoyagerNE]

"i'd like to interface my hard drive with your software" REPLY

[@ammobd]

I would have said... Are you interested in my hardware?

[@LeeDawson]

lmfao! "My download speeds are so slow!" Love Graham.

[@T.96f]

my floppy disc

[@da60sman]

Wanna see what my hardware can do for your software?

[@sagarthorat9175]

People saying he should have said .... software into hardware ... What generation are you living in ?.. Are you technology disabled ? He delivered a good line ...

[@tdreamgmail]

Wanna see my 3.5 inch floppy disk?

[@JackyRowe]

@Vetgo21 I thought that one too!

[@INDRANILBARAT]

My name is Neil and I teach in a Nursing School.... ;)

[@mrSam3ooo]

what is a spiritualist? Like as a job? That seems so unique an interesting, dunno why Norton ignored that

[@TheLightIfrit]

I heard your computer was down. Do need help getting it up?

[@FreePDY]

Was Cornay a dutchman by any chance...?

[@_broody2853]

Who's the woman in the middle?

[@Noneblue39]

i feel bad for his wife...lol

[@svitlanajadhav896]

corne was the best:))

[@SuperLova123]

@Vetgo21 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL, nah thats pretty funny tbh

[@Niborino9409]

Are these moments scripted? I mean the door is I suppose but how he chooses audience members?

[@drunkenmasterii3250]

It doesn't look like it, the first guy didn't know what to do and the second on was so nervous he looked like he was about to shit himself.

[@iris6068]

Holy shit! I just saw Gomie from Breaking Bad!!

[@coolcoolcoollego21]

+Kar Diem yeah i see that to :D

[@coolcoolcoollego21]

+Kar Diem yeah i see that to :D

[@hipnhappenin]

Why is his porn movie effect the same as his silent film effect???

[@joshuagarbett]

And the only man 👨 daddy/master I’ve been with is called mick as well

[@roeliethegoat]

Pretty sure Corné has Dutch parents. His name is unmistakenly Dutch and he's tall.

[@AnjaFourie]

Corne is South African.

[@ernstjohannes37]

I would never get in this audience like wtf

[@beavis4763]

Hi I'm a market researcher for a local building company and would like your input on the recent erection in your back alley.

[@vivavaldez87]

3:47 - Lee Mack has had just about enough of Norton's shit...

[@user-rr9xx7cb1r]

Ррроороро

[@arajoan]

I'm a straight woman but i get so attracted with Gay men like Graham lol

[@PianoKwanMan]

So cringworthy :)

[@martinraxyz]

I'm about to vomit!

[@SuperJajaco]

boooooring

[@lizclegg7556]

Mick was rubbish.