Grand Return of Edgward - Jerma Elden Ring: Shadow of The Erdtree (Part 1) Stream Edit

[@Cheltie]

Watch this edit with chat here - chatreplay.stream/videos/QRUNVPRn7n4

[@iowa2777]

Holy shit you're godsent

[@iowa2777]

@@theo1216 latest Twitch VOD @jerma985 channel

[@_Lumiere_]

wow this is awesome

[@Omit1tulliportin]

Who made this website and how can I send them all my moneys???

[@inverlock]

I'm so happy this site is growing beyond just vinesauce! Solves all my chat placement issues

[@gravenightghoul]

The 70's cult leader look really does suit him.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

20's cult leader dressed as a 70's cult leader

[@novemberguy7087]

He's wearing Jeffery Dahmer's glasses

[@stinkyimp]

hes channeling david koresh

[@salladss]

@@novemberguy7087 its even crazier, considering what he had to do to get his hands on them

[@LayerInfinity]

@@gravenightghoul he looks extremely hot and it hurts ahsgajdhahja

[@billybois5745]

Ah, yes, the baby rattle, the weapon he didn't use and just had in his offhand for extra weight

[@azzypoo]

it’s part of his characters rp

[@P.Manoel]

Shut up you meanie hater 🤬🤬🤬

[@badabingee]

he did something cool with the weapon art once and that was enough reason for him to never unequip it

[@Penquinn14]

if he didn't have the baby rattle the diaper he wore irl for the stream would've seemed ridiculous

[@TheMarkoSeke]

@@badabingee He actually used it a lot, until he got Adula's Moonblade

[@SatelliteYL]

10:26 “If Pinocchio lied 3 times” this is like a 17th century south western German unit of measurement used by school children as a joke. How does he think of this shit

[@chilli2801]

@@SatelliteYL he’s old enough to

[@KowlDoogle]

skadoo tree

[@justshade59]

skadoo tree

[@gazover_]

Skabadoo

[@lalalucy9497]

Skibidi Tree

[@artnerd3727]

Skadoosh tree

[@captainenergon6579]

reverred spirit ash

[@Boggythefroggy]

22:45 fun fact, birds and bats have an opposite grip to ours, where they have to flex to let go of something. That way they never worry about falling off of their roost.

[@Pickle-jarr]

Ty I think that is fascinating 😊

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Streamer continues to beat serial killer allegations by now wearing jeffrey dahmer glasses.

[@undertyped1]

That is amazing considering the fact that Jerma has said and I quote, " EVERY single person is my ENEMY"

[@elevenAD]

@@undertyped1 Oh the misery!

[@Rusty_Spy]

Half the comments saying he looks like Jeffery Dahmer and the other half saying he looks more handsome now is a little concerning

[@Aiasmor]

INSANE Editor condenses 10 HOUR STREAM in less than 12 hours into a 50 minute video for our viewing pleasure. What a guy

[@SpellboundSpectre]

(9 hours are his pin wheel attempts)

[@Whimsical_Gnome]

Jerma is going to finally go bald as a result of this DLC

[@Adam-ni6ne]

I just got to the final boss and let me be the first to say I can't wait to watch Jerma literally die at that part because holy fuck this boss is hell.

[@Evilokami]

How did you beat it already? Did you just beeline to the end? I've just been looking at every thing trying to find all the items and secrets, I don't think I'm even half way yet.

[@Adam-ni6ne]

@@Evilokami I didn't try to beeline there, but I ended up getting frustrated trying to find my way into a couple huge chunks of the map which turned out to require extremely specific, esoteric and stupid routes to find so I just went along with the main quest until I couldn't go anymore (I still haven't beat the main boss, it's harder than Malenia and it's not even close).

[@BanishedHand]

10:14 how tf does he know how long Pinocchio's nose is? I can't believe he's using a fictional character's nose to judge the length between him and enemy.

[@justafriend8873]

@@BanishedHand Americans will use every thing but the metric system

[@largerthanaverage9871]

Jerma looks like a TA for a psychology class

[@Johnny12Hats]

the music for the dancing lion fight is incredible

[@ProducedByRIFT]

SOMEONE GETS IT

[@MacCoalieCoalson]

10:40 .01% STREAMER flexes his BEGUILING GEMSTONES on his PAUPER audience

[@terlio4112]

I fucking lost it when he threw the giant fire cauldron at the (flying away) bird from 50 feet

[@AppliedGats]

Jerma looks like a Woodstock ‘69 roadie.

[@Inabin]

He pronounces Scadutree like it’s from a Dr Seuss book

[@annasolostina8534]

10:24 “it’s like if pinocchio lied 3 times” bro americans would use ANYTHING but the metric system

[@Maelthorn1337]

Ohhhh!!! I didn't realize you'd decided to go into freelance editing! Best of luck to you. One of my biggest stressors with taking clients on a job was people with poor communication skills, people trying to get the most amount of money out of me whether it be underpayment ("I *really* only have this much room in my budget" type stuff) or trying to get me to do slightly extra stuff, OR people trying to get me to do vaguely unethical things. Just some stuff to look out for if you haven't done much freelance stuff!

[@zarrowthehorse]

What

[@Maelthorn1337]

​@@zarrowthehorse So it's true what they say. No one reads the description.

[@Yalden_]

I'm starting to think this whole Retirement thing is a fucking bit (but he really needed to rest tho) and it will culminate having him showing up ACTUALLY old with white hair and huge wrinkles. Later, he will show up younger again like nothing happened

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Everyone knows he performs dark rituals to maintain his youth and beauty.

[@CrystalRose1111]

Ah, wishful thinking

[@pravkdey]

He gets us HIGH on his SUPPLY then deprives it until we're CRAWLING BACK Ps thank you Cheltie! 😊

[@tinywest]

The goat of jerma edits

[@spacemanbtw]

ty for this, one of the only ppl i go out of my way to watch play games

[@grayrainbow100]

I mean this with full sincerity, he looks SMOKING with the mullet and glasses. Pushing 40s Andy is truly his best arc

[@ashen_strix]

Dancing Lion is such a fun fight, the music is incredible and the visuals are stunning

[@Slop_Dogg]

otto has gone mad with power

[@moka8601]

Cheltie to the rescue!, Thank you so much because I barely have time to watch anything right now never the less a 7 hour stream

[@Freezie455]

the impotent little slash at 33:38 always gets me

[@lf3boss]

Fall joke is actually unreal, he’s played the game for however many hours it took him on the first playthrough and he still can’t tell when a jump is too high?

[@PlatinumAltaria]

To be fair, the way fall damage works in Elden Ring is a little more complicated than it really needs to be. Any height that deals more than half your health is an instant kill, so it's hard to know.

[@PlatinumAltaria]

@@morganfreeman5260 Not everyone has played the Souls games before this...

[@vipermehj]

@@morganfreeman5260 🤓👆

[@-cyndaquil]

@@PlatinumAltariayou’re just wrong. everyone has played the souls games, you ever try ordering the secret menu items at a fast food place? i feel like that annoys the workers. but i want to try them so badly that i have to ask for them. it sucks when they don’t know what the item is…

[@frazfrazfrazfraz]

​@@morganfreeman5260he's not wrong though because he's talking about what it is, not what it used to be Elden Ring fall damage goes from no damage to damage to killing you all within the last like 5% of survivable fall damage, so yes sometimes it's hard to tell if it's a fall you will easily survive or outright die, especially if you haven't played the game in a while

[@PushSnow]

Skadoodootree

[@yuletidecheer]

The walls were covered in doodootree-ces

[@ykobi]

skadoosh

[@de-ment]

I can’t believe the exact same glasses he wore in that boston comb stream with the typing bit, unregistered hypercam bit and +int glasses bit made him look like a librarian back then but is making him look like a 70’s drug dealer now

[@nabbyjabby5098]

With the glasses he looks like he should either be at a contemporary art exhibit or a pitching a crypto start-up

[@kalenburns9780]

Thank you so much for these Cheltie

[@Lagx1]

Just what i needed to avoid work in the office thanks!!

[@cyrus2395]

i didnt even know he streamed this yet but of course there's a cheltie edit already lmao

[@winterwolf343]

Jerma stated that he'll do a day one elden ring stream

[@renatlottiepilled]

Cheltie and Elden Ring edits...it just brings me back to the old days ❤

[@paul-nj1ig]

"Gen Z jesus" 25:37

[@luke9478]

Cheltie RIPPING out this update - bless you

[@NingenjaNaiSaikou]

thank you for all the work cheltie, i wish you much successs in your future endeavours

[@theonlyron]

21:04 - 21:15 We almost got another "GIANT ENEMY SPIDER" :(

[@trooper420wSw]

holy shit he looks like Mitch Hedberg now

[@ezrawallet]

Oh my god he really does

[@ezrawallet]

Oh my god he really does

[@mikroraptor]

22:45 so birds aren't gripping with force when they perch and sleep :D something about how their tendons are set up makes it so once theyve sorta sat down on their perch their toes are locked around it so then they can relax and sleep

[@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson]

HE STILL IS USING GODRICKS RUNE THIS ENTIRE TIME. FUCK

[@norman1619]

@@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson numbers go up, best rune

[@nolo5220]

@@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson godricks rune is fine, he wasn’t using arcs anyway.

[@SwampySwagger]

ur actually goated for this ❤

[@nebky]

I like how his "really expensive webcam" not only crashes regularly but looks like smeared doo doo.

[@novemberguy7087]

So happy to see the Birthday Boy again

[@soundandfury9641]

I love jermas playthroughs because tells chat to shut up and makes his own little wacky setup and has fun with it

[@bluthian]

Did David Koresh survive the Waco siege so he could stream Elden Ring again?

[@smit_ty6771]

22:28 bats actually hang upside down a lot because they need a gap to take off. They are too weak to take off and get airborne from the ground. Idk if they necessarily sleep like upside down but I’m no expert

[@sirrealism7300]

Here it is

[@quaker47]

(eyes pop out of head and jaw drops like The Mask featuring Jimmy Carrey)

[@zgrb]

How did he get hotter

[@m4uzar820]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@lio_hoshizora]

HES SOOO HOT

[@HabitualThinker]

Normally I would agree but he looks like he’s a danger to women

[@lio_hoshizora]

@@HabitualThinker good thing im a man😼

[@HabitualThinker]

@@lio_hoshizorayou say that until you’re trapped in his Jeffery dahmer chamber, I’m so excited

[@Ulvorskets]

16:30 i laughed way too hard at this

[@atimholt]

27:50 looks like a 60s British rock star as depicted in a Scooby-Doo cameo.

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

MULTIPLE DAYS ONLY ANDY

[@Sporgle191]

the bud priestess will drive jerma to insanity

[@rankus]

that Pinocchio joke was so good

[@fault3k]

Jerma has sure been streaming a lot after he retired forever

[@stivenBermeo]

39:22 “Maybe, I don’t know, not really” vibes

[@waggishwolf7202]

Divine Beast Dancing Lion: *exists* Me: Falcor what happened to you??

[@deergoths]

The way he says Scadu is so funny.

[@legday9398]

2000 royalty FREE stock SCREAMS of JERMA

[@stonebud]

Finally, more jerma content

[@blakewhite3131]

Jerma has the same glasses as me thats fun! I feel like an old man when i pop on my glasses just to play elden ring

[@mino4445]

funny how his character looks just like him, not even the realm of shadow is safe from this serial killer

[@jayspare]

cheltie my beloved

[@SatelliteYL]

13:28 his stock scream haha

[@lio_hoshizora]

oh i need him so bad

[@NissenFundoplication]

odd thing to say

[@lio_hoshizora]

@@NissenFundoplication not really

[@theonlyron]

39:55 rant is the best part of the whole stream xD

[@PlatinumAltaria]

I'm studying Jerma psychology and this series has really given a lot of insight into this psycho's inner world.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

Thank you so much ❤

[@tincholorenzo9130]

Its character is the simoleon horror story guy that camed back in elden ring

[@mikeyb.0121]

Shadow of the Jerm tree

[@Finn-wc8nq]

Oh god, jerma has the same glasses as me i need to get new frames immediately

[@princessjellyfish98]

jerma is BACK cheltie is BACK we are SO BACK

[@bangoreagles904]

1:20 crackhead philosopher, succinctly put

[@deamooz9810]

We are so back... FOR ONE DAY ONLY!

[@wallysworst]

coming out as a serial killer during pride month

[@moonray6413]

Thank you

[@matimele1]

how did he age like 20 years in the past year wth

[@CrystalRose1111]

It’s the beard, face hair can take a man from 23 to 37

[@_ikako_]

i keep being surprised at how much faster jerma beat these bosses than me but then i remember i started the dlc at level 80 and i don't even own the summon bell and he's using magic and mambo. rellana took me 8 hours using a shitty jump attack light roll build with the 2 damage throwing daggers and i had to memorise every single attack and the exact inputs needed to dodge, i could no-hit phase 1 by the time i beat her.

[@Capt-buns]

I’VE NEVER CLICKED SO FAST

[@Taveren]

Jerma looks like a 70s guitarist

[@PROLOLZZ]

thanks for that video

[@nocomment9532]

It's just like one of my Japanese animes!

[@davidwestover4321]

David Koresh arc

[@Sybato]

Are we going to brush past the fact that he said he drank multiple Gatorades in 20 minutes at the beginning? He could set a world record, he should really get in contact with Guinness.

[@calberorvolo7155]

I wish i could watch this but dont want to spoilers yet

[@ThatZommy]

I'm so excited

[@lukasvittos4326]

Gen Z Jesus has to be one guy of the month

[@nosebluntvs8885]

Lettsss goooo chicken soup and jerma elden ring

[@mikroraptor]

no way its called the skidootree...

[@lizard1325]

when he says skiddo tree

[@justmike1204]

Bro look like Bo burnham if he was jerma

[@Deadricblood]

Holy fuck Jerma went from a 7 to a straight 10/10 what the fuck man he's so god damn hot now???

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Jerma has been established as a 10/10 man for a while

[@Deadricblood]

@@PlatinumAltaria the glasses gave him +30 charisma man I’m telling ya it’s insane

[@PlatinumAltaria]

@@Deadricblood I mean, he looks like Jeffrey Dahmer with a mullet.

[@deecomposerr]

40:53 why does he moan and bounce like that

[@user-gk5vw4in8w]

JERMA :D

[@BoneBoyYo]

are those gunner optics?

[@NissenFundoplication]

all these years and I realized that gunnar optics are an actual product lmao

[@wolfgunworld]

Grandpa getting old!

[@poppabigcat6742]

Omg he's become Hassan xD

[@LeGabrielMan]

Hassan but likeable

[@Pantalowski]

Bro how do you upload before the stream archive this is nuts.