Grand theft auto: Vice City - K-Chat *HQ*

[@irishmanonthecan]

"They have your wife!" "But i'm not married?" "You are now, to America" Genius

[@chosenArchitec]

"I'll cry when i'm done killing" hahaha

[@DravenWolfe]

Chosen Architect welcome to the land of Freedom bitches

[@jesuiscrespo]

I heard this in VRock

[@armandomartinez2291]

I love the exploder commercials. "No time to cry, only time to Die"

[@kellyweingart3692]

“And a fold-out woman for company” 😂

[@jackmiller2404]

These KChat sessions were far more clever than anybody gave them credit for. I had friends who played the game and never even listened to the radio. There are soooo many subtle jokes and moments that just land so perfectly on the hilarity scale. And the voice actors are all great! They really got into their characters and gave life to the fictional city. And to think all that effort and hilarity just to give the in world game of vice city more personality. And the VCPR segments as well! And chatterbox in the third GTA. All Genius! Bravo! Bravo!!!

[@dolliesdieyes5590]

Exactly! Everbody always talks about the music, and that's okay, Vice City had the best music in all of GTA imHo. But Public Radio and especially K Chat were pure genius. I loved driving around town to V Rock, and switching to K Chat when something happened that required my attention. Great memories.

[@tessafosho2023]

yes i so agree

[@mocano401]

I like the Fernando Martinez character, he starts as a reporter for Emotion in 1984 Vice City Stories, later we hear him in other games.

[@EvanSchatz]

WCTR... .... WELCOME TO THE LAND OF FREEDOM, BITCHES! AAHHHHH!!

[@Ugartevision]

1.- 0:00 Jezz Torrent Interview Part 1 -5:24 Phone Call 2.- 7:53 Farewell Ranch 1 3,. 8:41 Giggle Cream 1 4.- 9:18 Complete The Look 1 5.- 9:35 Jezz Torrent Part 2 6.- 14:05 The Buy American Coalition 7.- 15:00 Pet Stuffers 8.- 15:44 Sissy Spritz 9.- 16:23 Michaela Carapadis Interview Part 1 10.- 21:40 MIlitary Recruitment 11.- 22:03 Yuppie & The Alien 12.- 23:00 BJ's Used Autos 13.- 23:50 Michaela Carapadis Interview Part 2 -23:57 1st Phone Call -25:07 2nd Phone Call 14.- 27:27 Giggle Cream 2 15.- 28:03 Exploder: Evacuator Part 2 16.- 29:22 Pat "Mr. Zoo" Flannerdy Interview Part 1 17.- 36:01 Pit Balm 18.- 36:45 Just The Five Of Us 19.- 37:59 Pat "Mr. Zoo" Flannerdy Interview Part 2 -38:19 Phone Call 21.- 43:59 Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund 22.- 45:01 Maibatsu Thunder 1 23.- 45:49 Gethsemanee Starhawk Moonmaker Interview Part 1 24.- 50:30 Farewell Ranch 2 25.- 51:16 Exploder Survival Knife 26.- 52:11 Gethsemanee Starhawk Moonmaker Interview Part 2 -57:06 1st Phone Call -58:13 2nd Phone Call 27.- 59:25 BJ's Fit For Football 28.- 1:00:28 Domestobot 29.- 1:01:13 BJ Smith Interview Part 1 30.- 1:05:57 Musty Pines 31.- 1:06:49 Knife After Dark 32.- 1:07:12 BJ Smith Interview Part 2 33.- 1:11:04 Phone Call 34.- 1:11:57 Degenatron 35.- 1:13:05 Salivex 36.- 1:14:10 Claude Maginot Interview Part 1 37.- 1:20:25 Delio & Furax 38.- 1:21:29 Ammu-Nation 39.- 1:22:23 Claude Maginot Interview Part 2 -1:22:29 1st Phone Call -1:22:59 2nd Phone Call 40.- 1:25:40 Maibatsu Thunder 2 41.- 1:26:26 Is Your Child A Red? 42.- 1:26:56 Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund 2 43.- 1:28:01 Thor Interview Part 1 44.- 1:35:29 Fernando's Medallion Man 45.- 1:36:26 Synth & Son 46.- 1:37:08 Thor Interview Part 2 -1:38:01 1st Phone Call -1:39:28 2nd Phone Call 47.- 1:41:49 Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts 48.- 1:42:22 Think Your Way To Success 49.- 1:43:34 Complete The Look 2

[@WeiserMaster3]

damn, thanks

[@justaguyinyoutube5266]

Thank you :)

[@phurkan.p7]

danke🙏🏿

[@Trixxine]

"From Scotland, England" Lol

[@itsmephil2255]

A common American mistake

[@itwontcomeout5678]

If she said "Ireland, England" in 1986 the IRA would have bombed her station lol

[@DJPurpleOne17]

2002: 1986: Scotland England 2006: 1984: Tokyo China Vintage Grand Theft Auto 2000's 😂😂😂

[@nagihangot6133]

@@DJPurpleOne17 Taiwan China, more like.

[@justaguyinyoutube5266]

I knew there was something wrong with that. 😂

[@dcap79]

"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME! I WRITE BOOKS!"

[@Pringlemate]

This game was so far ahead of its time

[@zotharr]

"I don't have blonde hair" "Not yet, Amy, not yet" xD

[@ernest747]

omg whoever invented this radio and vice city commercials must have one big messed up mind xD

[@24magiccarrot]

The humor from Vice City is pretty standard Scottish banter. Scotland pretty much has a humor of who can say the sickest thing without going to far culture.

[@cult_of_odin]

Lazlo writes the vast majority of the radio content for GTA games.

[@343kaka]

It’s Lazlow who wrote it, true story.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Sam and Dan Houser too

[@SnarlyCharly]

I still can't believe John Mauceri, the world-renowned orchestral conductor, is Claude Maginot. Hearing him talk about tight pants, manatees, and lasers, is just awesome.

[@Carl-Romero]

The lesbian woman interview is halirious

[@hectorleon465]

@20:55-21:00 she has a point there... man this interview was ahead of its time!! But it's funny though this interview is always my favorite part lol

[@SWORDASH]

@@hectorleon465 that is basically tomi lahren , dude the writers were ahead of the time

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@hectorleon465 that part is the exact opposite of today's reality , tho is still a very fun jab since she is the one being portrayed as the exaggerated person 😂

[@itwontcomeout5678]

@@Dan_Kanerva she’s talking about Fox News, which only hires identical blonde women who also promote right-wing conservatism. You denying that? Lmao.

[@Dan_Kanerva]

@@itwontcomeout5678 you sound like you just came from a heated argument with some le-conservatards on Twitter and now are projecting a little here... I never even talked about Fox News , what are you on ? "LMAO"

[@gjk2012]

Big fan of this game for 14 years and never saw this pic wow.

[@asianmelb]

This brings back memories I love how it parodies the ridiculousness of the commercial life as we know it

[@cristiandonoso5712]

1:00 "check the fridge" God, sometimes I just ride around VC hearing KCHAT or VROCK. Those were quality moments.

[@TheBeresford7]

We're gonna take a short break and then we're gonna hit the phones....really hard...with our heads oh yeah 😂

[@LawrenceLaffer]

For 20 years I’ve had a crush on this voice alone. Amy sounds soooo beautiful! 😂

[@VoyageOne1]

"We're just a group of people who believe in communal sharing and chanting a lot (and can't find husbands)" 🤣🤣

[@MrKingtyrant05]

Lmfao!!! "BUY MY BOOK!! it's printed on bark."

[@specialunit0428]

Search up Leyna Weber (the voice actress), she looks just like Amy lol.

[@6joe16ful]

"BUT I'M FOURTY-TWO!"

[@loatherd]

If I had 1 wish it’d be for another gta radio as epic as vice city. The whole selection just kicks so damn much

[@GrayD_Fox]

I imagined Amy with blonde hair.

[@ilovedogs5242]

She is blonde.

[@CherryLipstick6x3]

@@ilovedogs5242 at 21:01 she says "I don't have blonde hair"

[@gettheleadoutaerosmith]

I'm dying to know what Maurice Chavez from VCPR looks like. I imagine hes the same guy you see on the Espantoso cover.

[@frankcouturier4686]

@@gettheleadoutaerosmith Broooo I always said the same shit💀💀💀

[@troywright359]

@@CherryLipstick6x3 Not yet.

[@hadid1092]

DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, I WRITE BOOKS! 😂

[@markasscop]

I can never choose if I like this or VCPR more, but this having more segments is definitely a plus

[@lukaszpokoju]

25:31 Some truth here. Still applies to plenty of feminism activists today.

[@donovanfox7752]

The caller fucking torched her ass

[@chidori7234]

@@donovanfox7752 Mission Passed +respect

[@knightofcydonia1192]

No it doesn't lol, the parodies in this were purposefully made larger than life. Are there a minority of radicals out there like that? Sure. But there's also a minority of radicals that embody all of these parodies, including the radical conservative ones. Defining people by the radical minorities of their respective communities is just dumb.

[@knightofcydonia1192]

@thomasov2004 look at you self-flagellating lol. All I did was tell you that you're wrong, because what you've said here directly contradicts what the devs themselves have said at convention.

[@xv4mp935]

Giggle cream, Oh man that takes me back

[@chidori7234]

Wah wah wah wah wah wah

[@ramonmaximiliano3557]

Boy this is perfect, and yet it's just a small part of the game, what a classic

[@theonlynontrollhere]

Man, Soap was wild before he went into the military apparently

[@jmbechtel]

The voice actress for Gethsemane always makes me picture Julie Hagerty! Towards the beginning of the interview, her tone specifically reminds me of the scene from Airplane! where her character is describing/"peddling" Tupperware to indigenous tribes.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Good one. She was a hippy chick on Malcolm in the Middle.

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

*STAMP COLLECTION*

[@Red_Ryan_Red]

Lollipop

[@admiral1557]

58:15 that’s Dan Houser’s voice!

[@itwontcomeout5678]

FREDDIE NEEDS A NANNY

[@Quasimodo1957]

Every one of these radio stations have something great to listen to. Besides the music of course. Frankly they make the game!

[@gigicestone4902]

Man...that criticism against the feminist near 24:00 was straight up solid.

[@onslaughtgaming-742h]

56:06 - "Phil taught us that....He's been to Mali to meet with the village elders" CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME!

[@matane2465]

They should bring back Amy in a future GTA.

[@matatosky]

4:50 "Yeah but wasnt Percy voted guitarrist of the year by Kerrap (parody of Kerrang!) rock monthly???" I feel like this joke is very underappreciated lol

[@nets2daman1]

Pet stuffers... when you just cant let go.... And coming soon... grandparents forever😂😂😂

[@itwontcomeout5678]

The funniest two-word followup to a joke ever lool

[@staceypaquette5483]

It sucked that Vice City Stories didn't have K- CHAT

[@jacobrichardson1952]

That should've been perfect

[@justinambru8529]

Lore wise the station was probably founded in 1985

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhh6742]

36:32 Pit bomb ad.. "It's as effective as sending GIs into a peasant village..." *Shooting sounds* *Peasant screams* lol

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

22:40-22:44 I finally realized they were ripping on Miami Vice.

[@TheGilgameshepic]

The way the ammunation commercial calls "Red Dawn" a documentary cracks me up everytime.

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhh6742]

56:55 "Marry your mother" "Technology will enslave us!" ""Buy my book!" haha

[@MrKingtyrant05]

Okay! Okay! Let's take a quick callm

[@BluJayMix]

"It's printed on bark!" 😂

[@itsmephil2255]

Used to listen to K-chat whenever playing Vice City

[@MarcusReed111]

55:06 - Amy: Do you have a leader in this weirdo cult of yours ? Getsemane: Not a cult, a coven. There's a big difference. Yes, our leader name is Phil. Amy: That's a weird name for a leader of a group of witches. Oh I Phil, what hairy legs you've got what with being a man who's a witch and everything. Ahahahaha ! Gestemane: Do not disrespect Phil ! Killing me everytime I've listened to it! 😂 I'm so glad to understand english because it was not the case when I was a kid cause my native language is french. I really would like to share this with my friends who don't understand english. They miss something.

[@CelestinaakaClonaClox9999]

The audio quality seems lower quality than in GTA3. They really did give it a 1980s setting

[@schmittza]

The Aussie interview is the best 😂

[@alexgeorge501]

42:39 It’s doctor Philip, I’m coming in... STAY AWAY FROM ME!

[@iWearLacoste]

That Pastor Richard commercial, lmfao.

[@eddievonryann5628]

How many remember when those toll-free numbers worked?

[@emiliovega21]

56:42 gets me every time 😂😂

[@hadid1092]

"Don't leave me Tim. You taught me baseball Tim and how to raugh"

[@martinballadares8897]

Still listening I'm 2021. Best station ever

[@polrealfake]

1:17:17 Unless there's a Hollywood Bowl in Hollywood, Florida that I don't know about, this is retconned to mean "Vinewood Bowl".

[@specterkev]

I'll cry when i'm done killing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chidori7234]

"I wanna go out and get laid!" "Now tidy your room." "Asshole..." LMAO priceless (:

[@Toraaa]

16:25

[@gc3k]

how did rockstar predict 10 years into the future

[@swagatouzumaki1383]

David Curry They work with the illuminati. And yes, im fucking serious.

[@TheNuggism]

David Curry They didn't. Radical feminism isn't new.

[@gc3k]

TheNuggism I was making a joke about radical feminism in a video game

[@ScumSookar]

I just started playing VC for an 100% recently, and that segment made me laugh till I shed tears. I know radical feminism isn't new, by my god, it sound just like every fucking 3rd wave feminazi of today. I was fucking rolling so hard. Almost felt like Rockstar were prophets.

[@DjDragonblade]

"You're trying to outlaw nature. If I'm in the park & a nice gentleman comes along, I should be able to breastfeed him!" -Getsemane 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I guess she's right, if that's truly what she wants to do...🤔

[@Mrvwcc11]

Amy is pretty and she has pretty hair

[@inXsights]

25:02 Dont argue with me, i write books.

[@danmann861]

Hey, I didn't know Anita Sarkeesian was on this game :) 16:25

[@User-qg9mf]

HacksignKT shut up puny ally

[@HacksignKT]

***** was a joke...

[@User-qg9mf]

HacksignKT jk nigga

[@cheodl]

THEY PREDICTED 3RD WAVE FEMINISM

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

3rd wave feminism has always existed since the 60s

[@MisfiringSystemKing]

29:25 Caption: hello everyone and welcome back to *_gay_* chat

[@ShadowspawnOO7]

LMAO the donut commercial i'm dying here

[@knucklesfan463]

I knew there was something familiar about Amy's voice. It turns out she shares the same VA as Gina from Midnight Club 2, Rockstar's another video game series.

[@lordmegatron65]

I loved gina as a kid lol. Still do

[@Officialchristophermorris]

True, that what Companies who make VG, or Movies usually do, hire same actors from their previous Projects

[@jacobrichardson1952]

I STILL have a crush on Gina since 2008 and 2009, Good thing I still have Midnight Club 2.

[@ERRIN2000]

Mr Zoo Kicks Ass :)

[@GohnwithaG]

“That’s the new science out there called genestics”

[@itwontcomeout5678]

You mean he eats ass…. Eats a dolphin’s ass….. sexually……

[@jasonfrost6448]

I love the comments that say the topics on here were "ahead of their time". This game was a parody of the 1980's. It's not ahead of it's time, it's that the Karens and old people of society are still saying the same garbage and complaining about the same things for the past 35+ years. Only difference is you only had to deal with it if you listened to AM talk radio or late night talk shows back then. Now we have 24 hour cable and social media full of it.

[@solidvault3698]

Its more like how globally spread these topics have become, these used to be only for small number of countries and companies werent affected much by it. Nowadays every company has in 1 way shape or form caved in to those types of people.

[@TheSultan1470]

ok

[@shrewmole2002]

Still listen to Kchat most of the time when I play Vice City. Emotion is my second favorite.

[@TheSaltsinNZ]

So many times I’d start a new save on Vice City just so I could drive around in the rain collecting hidden packages while listening to the talk radio stations.

[@dgchvz]

The Michaela Carapadis interview is actually MORE relatable now

[@MJBYouTubeNetwork]

Ohhh haiii Phil! What hairy legs you've got! You know that's a man who's a witch and everything! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂 *DO NOT DISRESPECT PHIL!!!!*

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Her laugh is amazing there lol

[@MikeDest]

57:05 - Eric Corley (Emmanuel Goldstein) from 2600 / Off The Hook etc.

[@2011JUBER]

I used to listen to k chat alot but I'm surprised I never heard the "woman pretended to be a man" one and it's pretty hilarious.

[@user-pq1cj3hy3q]

24:15 she has a point!

[@adamthornton5679]

11:12 reptilian entities reference

[@GozuTenno962]

SJWs Rockstar predicted this

[@Bauglir100]

@wiggums wills On the contrary, it aged beautifully.

[@Bauglir100]

@wiggums wills Let me guess, you've been called an SJW yourself, and now you want to discourage other people from using it so that you never get called it again.

[@i.ronnick9683]

@wiggums wills People like you are the reason why GTA will never again have radio talk shows like these. If you look at kchat or vcpr, every character is a parody of certain figures you may see in the america media. In VCPR, you had Alex Shrub, a philandering conservative who is also a bit of sexist kind of like Donald Trump, Callum Crayshaw, a typical bleeding heart liberal or Jan Brown, a conservative mom, she would probably be labelled a Karen in modern day world.

[@GohnwithaG]

@wiggums wills Hold your L with some dignity

[@dicksoncockburn6832]

@wiggums wills Why don't you stop vomiting garbage here and go back to talking about feminism with your gay boyfriend, loser. Also why the hell did you need to edit a short comment like"if you ever used terms like sjw you're a sad tool of steve bannon." lmfao, go back to 3rd grade where you dropped out of school

[@mariaemartinez122]

From the beginning of the flat earth where the sun meets the sky🤫 1:35:10

[@sunnyturtle0862]

The same voice actor of Gina from Midnight Club 2 right?

[@jacobrichardson1952]

Yup

[@goestoeleven7173]

omg, like, it's how every college, like, girl, like, talks omg.

[@jamesdixon6332]

Or 95% of dumbass girls these days

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhh6742]

28:41 "Tim! They've got your wife!" ""But I'm not married?" ""You are now, tO aMeRicA!" ?xD

[@kellyweingart3692]

“Get yourself a bodybag, strap yourself in, start making friends...the american way”

[@TheLambdaTeam]

"Noooooooo!" :DDDDDDDDD

[@chidori7234]

@@kellyweingart3692 So stereotypically American (:

[@Mythix2]

HQ? sound very compressed or clipped

[@PINKCLOUD_TV]

Well think of it like this, vice city was made in 2002/2003 and has to be compressed for the game

[@Mythix2]

[MMC][TBN]Marc Carless Productions false. I was talking about audio compression (acting like a limiter), which reduces dynamics volume. not file compression, which could lead to just quality loss. It just sounds like a very bad recording (clipping, limiting), or a bad export at low resolution (lossly file compression). Other youtube videos of this game have good quality, so it's by no means due to the "oldness" of the game. They knew how to make good digital audio in 2002...

[@FlyinEye]

Mythix2 I would imagine talk radio would have compression. All real radio stations have a compressor. Good ear. It does also sound like there's audio artifacts so it's also probably a low quality file too.

[@quadnodsarelife]

Bruh after listening closely Jezz’s voice actor is the same guy that voices Soap McTavish. that makes this even better even though this game came out first. I can’t get the image of dude wearing vest with a mohawk in the station.

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Yep, Kevin McKidd! He was also Tommy in Trainspotting and Owen in Grey’s Anatomy (playing an American), amongst many other things.

[@DonnieHardenJr]

God the memories I have of playing this game. I was about 8 when I was introduced to it. My friend Sam and I spent countless hours on this game for no reason 😂 we had NO. BUSINESS. playing this. As a kid it by far was one of the hardest games I ever played. But for whatever reason, I always listened to KCHAT and VCPR riding around Vice City. Mr. Zoo always had me weak 😂

[@SpeedcoreFreddy1]

the "Feminist"is portrayes so realistyctly

[@knightofcydonia1192]

No it doesn't lol. All of the paraodies in this were purposefully made larger than life.

[@GodsPower99]

@@knightofcydonia1192it is realistic now pussy

[@trevatheterrible619]

You should put the list of songs but great job on the quality :)

[@Exclema]

Wish there was a real life Amy sheckenhausen.

[@Joe_334]

I think the woman, who did the compost lady, also voice Beatrix Fontaine. I could recognize her emotional voice a bit.

[@elvinramos-fuentes9779]

Farewell Ranch !

[@bobbykokis4933]

BJ sounds like Lawrence Taylor. Tell me they hired Lawrence Taylor!

[@FoolishMortal6121]

It's Lawrence Taylor.

[@kandondooley89]

"DO NOT MOCK PHIL"!!!!

[@shermanshecapio4439]

Nothing babeeeeee

[@kingsonone]

uuh .... I left the stove on .... !

[@zotharr]

I love this, I use to listen to this all the time, lol, so much fun xD

[@commander__cody]

37:06 Aang in GTA Vice city?

[@swan4568]

That's Amy? I figured she'd be a blonde Valley girl lol

[@PlayItLikeABoss]

So anyways, HOW.ARE.YOU. VC radios are my fav out of all the gta games.

[@darkmyau]

Zinc deficiency!! Love fist!!

[@MegaZombieBeast]

GTA VICE CITY IS #1

[@sempiternal1957]

GOD I MISS K-CHAT ❤

[@RyBreadisRyGuy]

21:36 38:57 58:52 1:05:53 1:19:42 1:22:44 1:23:16 1:23:55

[@ShadowspawnOO7]

I love how they make fun of Rambo and Stevie Nicks without calling them by name

[@jacobrichardson1952]

Die hard Stevie Nicks fan 🤣 this shit is hilarious.

[@Foxe92]

OK so where can I purchase Giggle Cream?

[@loghorizon45]

20:34 She was just of one letter #womxn

[@mattsmoo58]

I think Mr. Zoo is supposed to be Steve Irwin

[@jamesdixon6332]

That's awfully observant of you. Good job.

[@talanfrancos]

they rly needa add this to gta 5

[@MapleApples]

Thanks for this will put it in the description! hahahahah!