I'm convinced, this man is an aged wizard. Hope he's safe
@seanlariviere85303 жыл бұрын
he's lives so long and experienced so much that he's realized that the only really important thing in this life is to just enjoy the small things and so he's now taken up collecting these little toys lol either that or his specific type of magic needs children's adrenochrome to be effective so he collects these toys to lure the children in close so he can the snatch them up and use them for his magic could be that too
@migg-e3 жыл бұрын
@@seanlariviere8530 or he’s harvesting water from the Nile to sell once we silly mortals run out
@LuxCirilo3 жыл бұрын
I'm amused and afraid at the same time
@chotabomjvonychi34853 жыл бұрын
Some people call him... Tim
@TheTuttle993 жыл бұрын
He belongs in a museum!
@SuperSneakySteve7 жыл бұрын
I may be a grown ass man but I really want this dude to read me a bedtime story.
@5ynthwav31ng46 жыл бұрын
SuperSneakySteve agreed
@contractualnews94885 жыл бұрын
Yes
@michaelmendillo46145 жыл бұрын
Lol !!!!
@michaelmendillo46145 жыл бұрын
So much for water displacement ! I would have thought only one would have raised the water level honestly,,,,,
@deluca59795 жыл бұрын
Damn your account is old af
@138_paul7 жыл бұрын
This man has discovered the secret to living a happy and fulfilled life... Play with life like a toy.
@henriquejose90567 жыл бұрын
sup saitama
@srjskam7 жыл бұрын
I was surprised it wasn't "how to get free beer".
@ricrok90797 жыл бұрын
Paul Miller I thought you meant wanking the way he sighed and his hands shaking ha
@138_paul7 жыл бұрын
ok
@alexwillis79807 жыл бұрын
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH
@TheDrunkRobot7 жыл бұрын
Just here for my daily heh.
@sirbaghead91987 жыл бұрын
not exactly daily
@Erilis0005 жыл бұрын
7:35
@hakobhakobyan68965 жыл бұрын
Н
@BBelugawhale4 жыл бұрын
I seem to have overdosed.
@RobertoRMXGaming7 жыл бұрын
5:17 Ok D'Arby! Slow it down there
@ConstipatedLlama7 жыл бұрын
Go ahead, Mr. Joesturr
@shprite7815 жыл бұрын
@@ConstipatedLlama Mister Joster
@ultimatexero7 жыл бұрын
5:45 Go ahead, Mister Joesturr
@trainfan-ks5hk5 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand it?
@expiredcells24225 жыл бұрын
@@trainfan-ks5hk it's from jojo
@BungerHobbb5 жыл бұрын
Open da game
@facefister697 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing to do with coins is to put them in the swirly charity boxes that no longer exist apparently...
@darronjknight7 жыл бұрын
facefister69 they are still about, they eat my change too, except the twenties and fifties of course 😉
@johnangelle59757 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about the big boxes where you put in a coin and you watch it travel in circles around a sort of funnel until it gets to the bottom and drops in?
@rokibeeskiroodroki90187 жыл бұрын
John Angelle I believe they are
@ccggenius5 жыл бұрын
I think they still have them at children's museums and whatnot. Collects donations while teaching kids about momentum and gravity.
@prizmarvalschi13194 жыл бұрын
They still exist in my country except they're not charity based Just blank
@cosmicjenny45087 жыл бұрын
A word of advice, if you come across a 20p without a date on it or a 2p piece with 'NEW PENCE' written on it, but dated 1983, sell it, it could be worth £100+!
@Dr0dd7 жыл бұрын
I'm sitting here trying to make a joke involving coins. But I can't come up with anything for a change.
@loupthevenin81767 жыл бұрын
Heh !
@TheRealCorcra7 жыл бұрын
DrOdd heh
@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw7 жыл бұрын
You just had to go and put your two cents in.
@qwertyquazo6737 жыл бұрын
2:26 Yo dawg! We heard how much you like coins, so we put a coin inside your coin so you can spin while you spin!
@AnM4A3E8_Sherman7 жыл бұрын
I'll just wait here yen... take it at your own peso.
@sharpfang6677 жыл бұрын
I wrote a Haiku for my final English portfolio: What is going on? He'd emptied it completely! Water, from the Nile.
@Aurasmae7 жыл бұрын
I have an exam to finish my portfolio, tomorrow! ;-;
@WhiteGinger100007 жыл бұрын
Joe M It appears that the last line has 6 syllables instead of 5
@tomak24407 жыл бұрын
Kaine Becker He's done it right, there are 5 syllables in the last line
@mxkhxi7 жыл бұрын
Touya Hilbert Nile has 2 and water has 2.
@tomak24407 жыл бұрын
+XinoxGD (Xinox) Pretty sure Nile is 1 syllable
@AsterDXZ7 жыл бұрын
7:32 How many free drinks I can get? More like, how many free souls I can get
@TheRealCorcra7 жыл бұрын
AsterDXZ heh!
@inspectorluggas82603 жыл бұрын
: )
@salaheddinechaoufi71983 жыл бұрын
Kakyooen
@salaheddinechaoufi71983 жыл бұрын
Oh nooo
@teahpeterson66512 жыл бұрын
Love a good JoJo reference :)
@MaxwellTornado7 жыл бұрын
5:45 GO AHEAD, MR. JOSTUR.
@cancergoldstein88437 жыл бұрын
Erik István Fejes OH, ZATSU BESBARR
@kamo72933 жыл бұрын
I knew I'd find a comment like this
@salaheddinechaoufi71983 жыл бұрын
I know i will find a comment like that 2
@S-A-CCL3 жыл бұрын
OOOOKE, OOOOPAN ZA GAEEEEM
@MaxwellTornado3 жыл бұрын
Wow, three comments in a week. Did the algorithm pick the video up?
@TheRealCorcra5 жыл бұрын
WARNING: BIG HEH AT THE END PLUS POSSIBLE THUMBS UP, YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED
@Maimimika7 жыл бұрын
whoever disliked, didnt appreciate the Tim ASMR we got in the beginning
@dgd947a15fl7 жыл бұрын
ShadowDragonsHeart Nile water.
@chubeviewer7 жыл бұрын
ShadowDragonsHeart woooo
@oneoffasmr79717 жыл бұрын
ShadowDragonsHeart its all asmr
@nicolasfpauly7 жыл бұрын
heh
@Erilis0005 жыл бұрын
DelicaTTe
@TheRealCorcra7 жыл бұрын
all "hehs" 4:08 4:53 7:34
@immortalsun3 жыл бұрын
Heh
@trainfan-ks5hk5 жыл бұрын
I hope one of Tim’s grand children will take up the task of showing marvelous toys and tricks along with water from the Nile
@thelast1nsstanding5455 жыл бұрын
I just came here somehow, I love this channel, I didn’t know how long it was around!
@vicentetemes57937 жыл бұрын
5:40 Stand name: Toy. Stand master: Tim.
@jojojoski29304 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO RENFRENCE
@kirayoshikagev31113 жыл бұрын
This is a fuckin jojo referente
@maninblack65755 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that; Tim is still getting thrown out of restaurants for putting his wobbler across the patrons tables.
@jacobb54097 жыл бұрын
the 25 people who disliked this video are just jealous that tim has more toys than them
@johnnypopulus55213 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel & have found it extraordinary thus far. I've also begun speaking in a lightly British accent & cadence....
@andycollier12687 жыл бұрын
4:50 to see Tims old wobbler
@Eis_Bear7 жыл бұрын
Head like a fucking orange
@boiledcheetos73597 жыл бұрын
I laugh
@tahmeedabu17027 жыл бұрын
Eise Baerends stfu and leave
@NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw7 жыл бұрын
that's what I'm calling my penis from now on.
@Eis_Bear7 жыл бұрын
Google 'Karl Pilkington'
@mattwhitetiger7 жыл бұрын
I hope this man doesn't die
@Veralos7 жыл бұрын
I like the addition of a thumbs-up to Tim's usual "heh". A new twist on an old classic!
@bholdr----0 Жыл бұрын
Here's a story I've always liked:: In the cold-war 50s, while waiting for a poker game to start, Amarillo Slim, Sailor, and Doyle Brunson were bored... So, when there was an annoying fly in the cars room, Slim bet (at some nutty odds) that he could predict which one of several sugar cubes that the fly would land on first... And he won! (He had laid out several cubes, and, when he chose his cube (one out of many), the fly made a beeline (HA! mixed metaphors...) to that one. Slim had won by touching his chosen cube with a wet finger when he made his pick, releasing an imperceptible scent of sugar which the bees could sense and follow, and people could not! ...great post 👍
@giomjava3 жыл бұрын
oh I LOVE this guy Tim 🤗 his hands and demeanor remind me of my grandfather who passed away when I was but a wee lad. The hand resemblance is striking, no pun
@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96683 жыл бұрын
I'm not here so much for the toys, but for his enthusiasm.
@NickDanzinger7 жыл бұрын
Tim teaching all of us to get some free drinks at the bar, what a lad.
@13lueBomber6 жыл бұрын
Wow, that first “trick” was literally awesome! Tim, you’re the bees knees, man. #GrandIllusions #TimToys
@gydeme7 жыл бұрын
This was a particularly pleasant episode Tim. Would also love to see a force diagram for the coin on the rubber band trick
@elmar0017 жыл бұрын
That colour jacket looks AWESOME on Tim!!!
@wachimingoxd7 жыл бұрын
is this a virtual grandpa because i like it, he is full of knowledge
@Jacksnackify5 жыл бұрын
Watch his earlier videos. He doesn't go as fast. It makes you appreciate life more.
@U014B7 жыл бұрын
Aww, the wobbler missed Tim and came back.
@Lovicide5 жыл бұрын
I saw you pick up that coin old man. Can't fool me
@cpegg58407 жыл бұрын
"Heh's" from the Nile
@66newsnetwork3 жыл бұрын
This man looks like the dumbledore of the muggle world!
@BIANCOBA7 жыл бұрын
Man, this is one of my favourite youtube channels. This videos are just the best because of 2 reasons: 1- Tim 2- The toys
@BIANCOBA7 жыл бұрын
The coins and the glass of water reminded me of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
@Joakin933 жыл бұрын
Go ahead, Mr Joestar
@GamezRHard5 жыл бұрын
Tim staying fit with all those soups!
@clown26484 жыл бұрын
4 most used words Tim uses: lovely , heh , behave , misbehave
@enderpony56783 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the camera pan down to the cans of soup, I knew it was going to be a good video
@WibblyWobblyWoo7 жыл бұрын
I saw that subliminal thumbs up at the end encouraging me to give the video a like Tim! You can't fool me! I liked the video before it even started ;)
@miriamduhamel86793 жыл бұрын
“toys” “whoever it lands on has to buy the next round of drinks”
@arthur35457 жыл бұрын
I hope Tim never runs out of toys to show us
@danforbes35737 жыл бұрын
As the saying goes,simple thing please simple minds. Yet,thanks to Tim, simple things also please enquiring minds.
@AsterDXZ7 жыл бұрын
5:34 Filled it up with Nile water
@JodyTheMagician3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Tim is amazing. Will he ever run out of things to show us? I would love to see his storage space.
@snuijt88157 жыл бұрын
I want to be like Tim...
@sketchesforyou80203 жыл бұрын
I have that first one. Lot’s of fun, a wonderful little idea, it is.
@JEMHull-gf9el7 жыл бұрын
Tim, winning bar bets for the last many years.
@chrisguevara5 жыл бұрын
Tim buys the internet a drink!
@bRadicalmagic17 жыл бұрын
Tim, thanks for being so supremely lovely ! & thanks for not revealing Magic tricks ! Real Magicians don't reveal their secrets !
@SomeGuy-qd3li7 жыл бұрын
This is how you make a toy review channel
@musmodtos7 жыл бұрын
Props for the Benham wheel!
@joemamajoestar81417 жыл бұрын
Nostalgic to the max
@nc41255 жыл бұрын
The coins in water trick from JoJo lol
@Julia68yt7 жыл бұрын
Always have some soap at the ready for the last one ;)
@jack-91085 жыл бұрын
I feel like every person on this planet is a friend of his
@garrettrowland21115 жыл бұрын
I hope you have plenty of toys to make these videos for many years to come!
@randfur7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Tim, you have to buy all 543497 of us a beer now.
@josephkelleher34397 жыл бұрын
Make it rain on me with your coins, Tim!
@melody37417 жыл бұрын
"i think im.. cheating now"
@rustyshackleford69063 жыл бұрын
Tim: does bar bet coin trick Jojo fans: YES YES YES YES
@SnarlinBeast7 жыл бұрын
6:50 Mr. Joestar has already admitted his defeat!
@MrFEARFLASH3 жыл бұрын
It is a pity that the glass was not level, perhaps from the table. It can be seen that water poured out from one end. If the glass stood level, then more water could be retained!
@TUGamerTM7 жыл бұрын
I like Tim, he's a very creative man
@Z29vZ2xlc3Vja3Mu7 жыл бұрын
we should make a full-size bridge out of pennies and magnets.
@abmutes35337 жыл бұрын
I never want Tim to die
@0Gviii087 жыл бұрын
i love your channel, greetings from México
@rodimusmaximus39127 жыл бұрын
Octavio Garcia Greetings from the Nile
@ld9057 жыл бұрын
For the last trick, you can balance the glass of water on a piece of chocolate, making it stand at a slight angle, making it look fuller than it is. Make sure the glass is in the sun. When the chocolate melts, you'll have an advantage.
@kiefac7 жыл бұрын
amazing cheshire cat optical illusion is still the recommended video
@Ashstrodamus17 жыл бұрын
Fully trained in the dark arts. Devil's work I tell ya.
@1pieceisdareasoniliv7 жыл бұрын
Somewhere within all these toys is the secret to perpetual motion.
@mattikaki Жыл бұрын
Thanx for that coins to water glass trick.
@jack-he7fv7 жыл бұрын
this man gives me a reason to live
@chilledcadaver92053 жыл бұрын
0:00 mom, the neighbors kid is eating chips out of our carpet again
@godsdonttalk5977 жыл бұрын
...now we know where he gets the money for all these toys from. He magics them into existence.
@michaelgoldband345 жыл бұрын
This dude is the toy version of Bob ross
@abramporras78776 жыл бұрын
It's almost 3 am and I'm watching a 60+ man do tricks . What has my life become
@herbiekoziol30045 жыл бұрын
Abram Porras he might be older 😂
@Lughovalos6 жыл бұрын
Regarding the meniscus, it would be better to wait until the water surface has restabilized before adding new coins.
@raider67147 жыл бұрын
4:52 the best "heh" yet.
@oneoffasmr79717 жыл бұрын
gotta love coins, here's your lucky penny for the day 🉑
@novaman35097 жыл бұрын
The most peaceful man on KZbin.
@jaxnean26637 жыл бұрын
Maybe if the rim of the glass was hyper hydrophobic, the trick would work better, anyway, nice tricks Tim.
@dominicplacencia78287 жыл бұрын
Tim could be an ASMRist.
@hendrijkemal92694 жыл бұрын
Hope he stay safe and dosent die
@dandosapershing61037 жыл бұрын
I don't know how old Tim is, but it's going to be one of the saddest days of my life when he passes.
@dandosapershing61037 жыл бұрын
I really really hope it isn't any time soon, Tim really is a treasure.
@jaxnean26637 жыл бұрын
I wish you haven't brought that up
@dogmeat75827 жыл бұрын
aidan orlando Rude
@dandosapershing61037 жыл бұрын
C10H15N how is that rude? Everyone dies eventually, but unlike most people Tim is actually loved and will be missed thoroughly!
@dandosapershing61037 жыл бұрын
C10H15N also I can still see your comment before the edit lol
@тралльилитный-ь7я3 жыл бұрын
4:00 9 years later and he still won't tell us how that trick works.
@BarbiesEatingBabies7 жыл бұрын
I think it's adorable when you see him grab the coin, shake the card, and drop it. Where did it come from Tim ;) love your videos :)
@rickoftherick46107 жыл бұрын
What if Tim is actually a mage from a distant past that has managed to travel to our present time and is now collecting all our scientific toys and stuff in order to go back in time and fix the timeline? WE MUST PROTECT TIM!
@reeven17213 жыл бұрын
I wish Tim would do a reading of Princess Bride.
@jetjazz057 жыл бұрын
Tim's a raging alcoholic who knows 50 bar tricks... amazing.
@davidduffy98067 жыл бұрын
Tim, if things had been just a little different you would have become a much loved and very famous celebrity. I can imagine somewhat grainy 1970's BBC broadcasts featuring your beautiful toys, with you as the presenter. Those days of "free-to-air" celebrity and unifying shared viewership have sadly disappeared.
@NestorCalvo7 жыл бұрын
The black strips in the spinning wheel (the second toy) are forming colors, it is the "Benham's top". It is believed that colors can be caused by different delaying of signals from retinal cones to reach visual cortex on the brain.
@CGreyL37 жыл бұрын
2 uploads in one week IMPRESSIVE
@brickfilms19547 жыл бұрын
Coins From The Nile
@huneebajer10985 жыл бұрын
Sooo, basically, Tim is a wizard...
@justsignmeup9117 жыл бұрын
The elastic trick doesn't really let you move the coin all the way to the top, although you should always tell people that it does.
@gaybarbosa2697 жыл бұрын
If Tim dies, let's make a video about the best things about his channel, best moments and put him in YT history. Hope he lives a long time.