I Went to Prison Repeatedly Due to Bad Life Choices - Nirvana

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Play as a soul traveling from body to body through the cycle of life, all while experiencing
everything life has to offer and trying to break the cycle in order to reach Nirvana.
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[@theguythatasked6400]

“Your oven is no longer ovening” The technical term “ovening” is amazing

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Tahmas LOL, the tech support has no other way to define it, it seems😅

[@jmurray1110]

I think you mean your closet is no longer heating your clothes

[@silverdarksilver609]

NERD I’m just kidding :)

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

So is the small closet.

[@certifiedfurry]

take any furniture/kitchen supply/thing in the house (not including yourself), and add "ing". this is what you get tooth brush: toothbrushing door:dooring stove:stoving clothes:cloth-ing (what?)

[@sneezu]

"death just got lucky, if i was 60 years younger _i would have beat his ass_ " my fav gray quote so far

[@prowlersx5131]

Indeed

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

big goober death feared Gray😂

[@ColinTimmins]

If I can manage to live to 100 that’ll be my grave marking...

[@qwertasdzx6991]

Ohhhhh u sayed a potey word oooohhhhhhhhh

[@sazuna4024]

Very high up there definitely!

[@trashbeetle5121]

"These round-tip vibrating swords are mine now!" *You were too happy.*

[@hanna-eg2nm]

i just burst out laughing and my mums like 'yo you good'

[@the_cursed_7775]

I literally felt pain to my stomach laughing

[@louisebabe9378]

Lol

[@randomcommenter7900]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[@uselesslemon9858]

H m m m m m m m m m m m m m

[@unicorn69]

**Lets a guy sleep on his bed then he doesn’t do anything** Gray: “What the hell, he was actually a good person?”

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

@Adison Desmarais *OH GOD-*

[@SpairM]

Curly Bug well hello there, fellow Hamiltrash

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

Yes, we watched the video as well.

[@PadmeNaberrie]

I got to 93 years And my last words were "This is bullsh*t"

[@lollipop96537]

😂😂😂

[@unitedstatesofamerica3016]

I mean the last time I died I said that and I rose up from the dead again,

[@tomhardy2621]

This seriously is bullsh*t 😂😂😂😂

[@tomhardy2621]

I made a joke UwU

[@shinpowerpelt]

i also reached 93, with my last words being 'That b****'

[@neonstuff655]

"you call it blood I call it human paint" That is smart...

[@chalkwarrior5542]

is it sad that i thought the blood was from the people Clair killed

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

LucyEstLex i thought it was ketchup

[@blue_decay3781]

I’m guessing you’re both men

[@ipapachubbs8609]

@@blue_decay3781 Oh man, can't think of anything else it could be.

[@neonstuff655]

@Nguyen Pham just why?

[@HurricaneBlade1]

"Clair is like, the worst name for an assassin." Wouldn't that technically make it an amazing name for an assassin? The whole point is they never expect it.

[@isaiahf-d846]

no because you're not broadcasting your name to your targets or I hope you're not

[@potato.h330]

Well it would if you meet people who are or related to cops. Nobody thinks of assassins having a cult and naming the child Clair. Do they now?

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@potato.h330 still doesn't matter like they're not gonna find out if you're an assassin based on your name alone other than finding out your history and relations which your name won't help you with

[@BustThatNutChallenge]

It doesn’t beat Maximo the Exterminator

[@HurricaneBlade1]

@@BustThatNutChallenge Nothing should be allowed to beat Maximo the Exterminator.

[@franktidepod8724]

Gray: "I managed to kill four different people in 75 years." *_T h o s e a r e r o o k i e n u m b e r s_*

[@Mazj559]

Frank Tidepod yea we now he’s killed billion this is nothin

[@susimpasta2817]

@@Mazj559 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@comicreader3875]

@@Mazj559 r/ihadastroke

[@tofuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

We gotta pump those numbers up

[@pastelstalker]

Has he not seem these beautiful assassin skillz?

[@Wolfdette]

“Did I die just because I wouldn’t stop living?” Well... yeah. That’s life

[@kaysteed9540]

I love ur profile pic!!

[@truemaggot7472]

I actually spit out my drink in laughter when he picked said “you’ll never catch me alive, I’m a ninja” then it said “you got caught alive” absolutely died xD

[@nataneryyyyy]

69

[@di4doesstuff792]

70th like 😈

[@Kid_Cat64]

@@di4doesstuff792 you fool, i'm luigi

[@sagegreen7385]

You’ll never catch me alive! *proceeds to death*

[@claire0528]

"Claire is like, the worst name for an assassin" I guess this isn't the career for me then.

[@polarratt3214]

Keeps the career, lives to 94 and has to be taken out by the Reaper himself!! lmao !!

[@voidyll5582]

Don’t worry, the Clair in the game doesn’t have an e

[@donflamingo8375]

Are you by any chance related to Ben Shapiro.

[@MattJDylan]

The Claymore manga proves otherwise though...

[@phylliswheelerd5709]

Claire Shapiro My sisters name is Claire :P

[@brinonymousredacted3809]

“More Psychopathic fetuses Damnit” Yep that sounds like a typical sentence from gray

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

brinonymous Redacted fetuses born with Freddy Krueger's nails

[@brinonymousredacted3809]

@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame freddys backstory in general

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

brinonymous Redacted and it's a nice one here

[@balazscsotai8354]

Or any Florida Man by that matter

[@elgibby5]

"Soup smells like a dead corpse." As opposed to what, a living corpse? Great video as always, Gray! Thank you for all the laughs.

[@muhammadfahmi2664]

Yes a living corpse or called a zombie.

[@mobcrusher99]

Wait... how does he know what a dead corpse smells? And isn’t saying dead corpse irrelevant because all cropses are dead

[@isaiahf-d846]

@@mobcrusher99 he's an assassin and the undead

[@zyno3411]

I hate living corpses

[@WannaAstro]

MobCrusher99 redundant if that’s what you meant

[@hauntedlust]

"A kid is trying to steal your toys!" Me: doesn't care "A kid is trying to steal your food!" Me: *Time to get the knife.*

[@Gigglehoundz]

Mídñíght Kuñ Accurate

[@raidarthegunwizard4520]

Well, food is important to live so that's legit

[@Vampparition]

Yeah

[@gewibit7919]

“ Someone slapped you “ *shrug* “Someone’s stealing your food!” *turns neck 360*

[@hauntedlust]

@@gewibit7919 xD

[@prof.sleeper]

At the mugging part, Claire was just like “Right back at you buckaroo” P.S. Yes, I do know it’s a dead meme but I just wanted to say it

[@revenevan11]

She pulled an uno reverse card lol.

[@Bambi58]

“It means I’m ready to bear your children” Eleven year olds when one direction was big

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

lol it was true in my school i was so confused why they were like that lmfao

[@simi5558]

lmaoooooo

[@googlepoodle5814]

You need to make a Sim named Maximo the Exterminator, and have him marry Clair the Exterminator in a home of murderers.

[@smallsingingelephants]

Google Poodle yesssssssssssss 😂

[@tomhardy2621]

Yasss! Oof I'm late UnU

[@beatrixashen3586]

@@tomhardy2621 acctualy your not late your fashionably early

[@ashleybarker5919]

YAAAAAAWWWWWSSSSSSS

[@china-rj4pg]

Ok

[@stormy6529]

"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" "Your oven is no longer ovening" "I'll just sell it as an unsafe safe" " I'll just sell it as a small closet" *Me dying in the corner*

[@errorcluckstv]

your dying in a corner is no longer dying in a cornering

[@Delie4]

@@errorcluckstv sell it as a faulty coffin

[@wisteriaaconite1132]

@Alexandre Bizot "I'll just sell it as an antique doll"

[@WW1N73R]

your stormy is no loner stormin

[@certifiedbasicbee]

Your sun is not sunning

[@Cobrablood16]

"he was a skilled infiltrator... no one would see him coming" ya he didnt see that truck coming either

[@ballooncutter7626]

Me: Mom can we get bitlife? Mom: We have bitlife at home Bitlife at home:

[@kirstya3108]

Balloon Cutter 😭😂

[@jdddff]

*Id be fine with it*

[@therileyk1361]

It’s If BitLife had a twin

[@ashleybarker5919]

"U have found some rubbery swords :D"

[@usernamesareconfusing7272]

I prefer Bitlife mom. But this is also okay.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

" 15:27 when you're such a good assassin the grim reaper himself had to deal with you

[@aesirofgames]

How did those two meet? Maybe that’s why chara jumped into the mountain, too much space war.

[@Koblac]

I like how the poll only has 1 non-normal response. Or normal to Gray’s standards.

[@jamespedrick4566]

Hello And that’s the only one that anyone picked. I love democracy. Edit: Dang it, some people picked the other ones...

[@rubedito8294]

Yeah, who eats healthy these days?

[@Scornbrand]

Tbh I think it's a normal philosophical answer, confront your problems xD

[@N12015]

@@jamespedrick4566 We're a bunch of psycopats.

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Hello the first four are blasphemy here😂

[@hendog24]

I need an episode of grays wife just to sit in and comment on his choices that he makes in the game

[@feraldelight]

This would be EPIC!

[@LilGamingYes]

How to ruin real lives, with Gray!

[@nouraelmanfoukh857]

"Your microwave is no longer microwaving" " Your oven is no longer ovening" *Hm yes, the floor is no longer flooring*

[@ashleybarker5919]

Help my window is no longer windowing 😫😫😫😩😩

[@shim64]

The phone is no longer phoning.

[@nouraelmanfoukh857]

The tv is no longer tv-ing

[@SpairM]

My table is no longer tableing, what do I do?

[@shim64]

my eyes are no longer eyeing

[@crowsandm2263]

I played Nirvana recently and now they have a Nightmare life pack - where you’re literally born into a living nightmare, with haunted dolls and werewolves and cults that will turn you into a virgin sacrifice. Seems like something you’d like, Gray! (the game mode, not the actual sacrificing…obviously)

[@biancacastillo64]

"Death got lucky" My new favorite quote

[@colewhitlow9506]

"We need to die in more stupid ways" Gray 2019

[@friendlyneighborhoodgoblin9339]

Cole Whitlow We need to keep the population down

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Cole Whitlow dumb ways to die anybody?

[@felinecube4953]

So one of my cats is the splitting image of Spleens.

[@superdragon0508]

Eclectic Arbophile literally If I ever get a cat I’m naming it spleens I don’t even care

[@felinecube4953]

Worthy aspirations!

[@tamarasorbo1550]

Amazing XD I love it

[@tasht6072]

@Heccin Spiders lmao this made me smile for some reason

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Eclectic Arbophile what breed is she?

[@notcool4801]

I edited this comment so the replies make no sense

[@bukowskifamily7728]

Hundredth like

[@catharticreverie]

he doesn't have to be alive while naked in the street

[@notcool4801]

*sees amount of likes* what the hell happened here?

[@raidenmosier2488]

This happened to me but my mom also moved in with me after they got divorced

[@salemmuhammad3536]

@@catharticreverie makes sense

[@themaddoctor1741]

“I’m an artist. You call it blood, I call it human paint” is a sentence I never expected to hear today but greatful I did

[@silverthehero1295]

Spike TV: Had a show called 1000 Ways to Die. Gray: *cracks knuckles* “Hold my beer.”

[@feraldelight]

YES!!! 🤣

[@williamfalls]

Seth MacFarlane: *makes Million Ways to Die in the West* Gray: *dies from not liking Death's joke*

[@s0LLagal]

no it's hold my Bud light

[@gracerogge9768]

"Claire the exterminator cares not about her unibrow"

[@saoirsemcglynn9586]

Same quote of the year

[@leesanimating]

Please add Claire the Exterminator to the sims

[@linklink3008]

*Clair

[@dnvunderj]

CLAIRE THE EXTERMINATOR Takes the competition to Death!

[@ilusso_it]

Google: did u mean simp?

[@KnellMortem]

7:55 Ubisoft: But wait, that’s illegal.

[@cybxrrrdiva]

Melanie Martinez’s daughter: tiffany Martinez

[@cybxrrrdiva]

@Tsuyu Asui That was one year ago💀

[@cybxrrrdiva]

@Tsuyu Asui it’s fine 👹🤚

[@jordyndavidson3825]

@@cybxrrrdiva It don’t matter B) Props to you ✨ Lmao

[@cybxrrrdiva]

@@jordyndavidson3825 🤣

[@duckling_soup]

Lol

[@plasmaticlmao]

“More phycopathic fetuses damnit!” Love it

[@milqueteaa]

Psychopathic *

[@plasmaticlmao]

Enakoii >:(

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Last words of Clair the Exterminator: Not funny, didn't laugh

[@smellslikechicken6622]

Bet she said it about callmecarson being not funny

[@MoonPatch]

We're back with the only KZbinr that can have the same intro template for every video and still be funny...it's GrayStillPlays. NEW VIDEO DAMMIT

[@343sinbad]

yes cuser its awesome damit :) :D

[@ronhelbon9916]

Top 3 final words number one: "not funny" number two: "these round tip vibrating swords are mine" number three: "ill just sell it as a small closet"

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

what's the point of this

[@xxdarkparadise]

"Is this like, a good rare, like winning the lottery? Or a bad rare, like.. I dunno, gonorrhea?" I'M DONE

[@somedamnthingidfk9644]

I’m a girl. Game: The boy you like says you have a bloody stain on your pants. Me: I feel you Clair

[@renakunisaki]

Tell him it's the blood of your enemies. Or, my autocorrect suggests blood of Jesus.

[@Tirryna]

@@renakunisaki XD!!!! Good grief!!!

[@Tirryna]

Every young girl's nightmare.... luckily, when you get into about your late 20's it's more about the stain than embarrassment...

[@saoirsemcglynn9586]

She probable just sat on her enemy's in trump

[@rm2915]

I would've said "You're next"

[@travisertl8231]

“He asked you politely for your money but he has a knife so you should be careful” reminds me of the time I got jumped by a guy with an empty bottle, and after he hit me with it he just stood there, so I just ran away...

[@BennyLlama39]

Gray: "In fact, how do I even have a house? I was in a cardboard box." Me: I thought your character was in prison. 🤔

[@HALberdier17]

But they were in a cardboard box before they went to prison.

[@sunkiller5682]

ben trimble and he was sent to jail for running someone over which makes you wonder where the HELL did he get the car

[@panthor109thabest7]

@@sunkiller5682 probably his assassination targets car and house

[@lebondi2752]

Remember that he made a business out of cardboard boxes as houses

[@okialy9636]

10:34 "i burn you?" "you melt me."

[@tlouitas]

“I’ll just sell it as a small closet.” -my short-ass sister after coming out

[@LevonBlueoak]

Damn

[@aundersave]

8:01 “Yes this is totally my blood”

[@saoirsemcglynn9586]

Totaly

[@ChaoticUrges]

8:16 Let's hope he wasn't someone she was interested in having a kid with

[@ahyesexistence1586]

15:35 This is the most badass woman on planet earth. Staring death down and telling him his joke wasn't funny

[@matthewboire6843]

Absolutely insane to do that. Gray will die early in the next life as punishment for annoying the grim reaper

[@jedispiders7204]

Never before have I witnessed such an epic reaction to a first period

[@chrisbourquin5771]

Only 4 people were killed. I didn't expect to see such rookie numbers from Gray.

[@ZirconiumPantsTeardown]

No one: No one ever: Gray’s fans: TO SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU STAB THEM!

[@Wm7forthewin]

lol

[@mobcrusher99]

That is the only way to solve problems. All other forms of solving problems are meaningless

[@ZirconiumPantsTeardown]

MobCrusher99 XD

[@16taysia]

@12:40 he was NAKED! WHERE WAS HE KEEPING HIS MONEY?! 😂😂😂

[@mandohunter8509]

Prison pocket Always keep it where they least expect it

[@scooterboii4145]

I just started watching and not even 10 seconds into this video I hear “We’re back in the only game where you can die at age 5 from your heart exploding because your a psychopath...” that’s when you know it’s gonna be a good video

[@maceespanol6392]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: GrayStillPlays: Michael Cocks 11:13

[@eggnogperson]

"That's the best name I've ever had in my life!" Grey - 2019 Ah yes, I've just been born and have had a single name so? Technically the Truth?

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@Mirrorman12 shut up you stale bread slice

[@potatopants4691]

Praise gray for uploading a video every day for literal years

[@datpixiegirl1920]

"Howdy." - I just KNEW death was a fellow Texan! He definitely has a concealed carry license.

[@lain-ih6jj]

I was going to do a nirvana pun, but nevermind.

[@Snxzzy]

bruh sound effect #2

[@thatthinginaplace5709]

NO

[@MattJDylan]

I actually really liked the joke 😂

[@sarah28370]

Hey, wait!

[@the_loud_one9883]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaasssssseeee

[@legendofgaming3851]

I love how it took him a year to grab someone's arm

[@charlescalvin6281]

6:36 Your house is no longer housing.

[@cosmicwolfstar2349]

Gray is back with more ways to kill people :> Edit: WTF? What with the likes? 🤣👌

[@tnott_gabee]

Amen brother

[@johnkeating2198]

YAY can't wait!

[@aaazedo9460]

Rubbery flapy colorful sword killed someone só...... Yeah ,more ways to kill poeple

[@alexanderthegreat3444]

I keep liking and unliking this comment i dont know why but I'm not gonna stop

[@cosmicwolfstar2349]

Alexander the great 123 That’s what we call dedication.

[@Figure8_bd]

(Gets blood on pants) IM READY TO BEAR CHILDREN!

[@EhrenCG]

1:36 Sounds... EXITING? Guess I'd better leave!

[@LHT_YT-TIKTOK]

5:17 Honk The Horn. H E H H E H .

[@dogogamer4180]

0:57 Literally any man's reaction to this 😂

[@itsbea3859]

"I went to prison repeatedly due to bad life choices" is my favourite Nirvana song.

[@nocount7517]

13:28 Cougar level: Sabertooth.

[@TheFlipsta97]

Is you account a reference to AC for answer? That's awesome!

[@nocount7517]

@@TheFlipsta97 Yes. Yes, it is.

[@TheFlipsta97]

@@nocount7517 Awesome.

[@crocadillius6418]

3:25 “this is the way”

[@sennlukas]

"You were born to a cult of assassins." Gray: best life for a child. * *laughs in Zoldyck* *

[@arcalyte4905]

*Laughs in getting the reference*

[@AppulightningYT]

@Verris *laughs in not getting the reference*

[@sennlukas]

@@AppulightningYT *laughs in superior bloodline and train of thought*

[@johnathanswarchts402]

14:04 CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE ... But not for me >:)

[@lalah3924]

12:04 How could the naked guy pay you when you found him naked? He definitely stole something.

[@captain_kadaver]

An event in the haunted house will start a zombie apocalypse

[@kaibustamante2260]

2:28 I want ALL the Naruto fans to like. Including me

[@kokichiouma1062]

You: I WAS BORN INTO A CULT OF ASSASSINS Me: My name is Killua Zolyck. I come from a family of assassins.

[@katpersona982]

Grey: I got my first kill at seventeen! Killua Zoldyck: That's cute

[@omilloharris7945]

"My oven just stopped ovening" Grey 2019

[@omilloharris7945]

"My air conditioner is no longer air conditioning

[@sunkiller5682]

EnderNoob 21 Gray: my oven is no longer ovening

[@revi2364]

4:04 A cardboard box? METAL GEAR SOLID INTENSIFIES

[@cheesewizard8943]

How are there so many people commenting within 21 seconds

[@bobbobby344]

Magic

[@Nick-od5gi]

They horny

[@the_loud_one9883]

I know right are they just in with him JK

[@edog6504]

Yeah

[@Lilycade]

they like to say first quickly

[@0RatedChess]

“Yay!” “You’re too happy!” Truck: Here’s comes Johnny!

[@JordanSantiago]

6:52 MAXIMO THE EXTERMINATOR, YOUR LIFE ENDS HERE

[@cyruszzz4836]

1:43 Exciting* it was exiting lmaoo-

[@ginathecookie]

Did someone with Depression write this game because they keep dying from "You were too happy."

[@TheBogbo]

3:01 “sharing is caring and I don’t care”

[@matthewboire6843]

- gray

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

12:38 "WTH HE WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD PERSON" is the best line I've ever heard 😂

[@TheRedbackSpyder]

"How about a new haircut?" If I do this am I gonna die? I died of laughter at this

[@reloadinnn]

I'm glad KZbin recommended u to me

[@sunkiller5682]

IshmE another joins the cult of gray.

[@reloadinnn]

@@sunkiller5682 yes

[@bkpskits359]

Im suprised , he gets demonetized so often that that never happens 😂

[@SnailSlugSlut]

10:00

[@phoenixwright784]

Clair the exterminator should become a new reoccurring character on the sims, as one of the few rivals for Florida Man.

[@thedonsteryt9499]

1:29 what? My name is Maximo the Exterminator? That’s the best name I’ve gotten in my life! Me: wait, we only get one name every life. So how is that the best name you’ve ever gotten?

[@Moonlit-Sorrow]

Not necessarily. Some people legally change their names for various reasons, and also, it’s possible to have a nickname that’s used so frequently it becomes almost like a second name. I know you were kind of joking and all but yeah a lot of people actually have many names XD

[@aishxnel]

No one has ever managed to make me smile at the deaths of toddlers. Until 2021, when I found GrayStillPlays… And died from being too happy…

[@matthewhayward6072]

imagine the parents finding their kid dead with a bunch of those lmao

[@jacksetliff1829]

"A little hepatitis never hurt anyone!" That's amazing!!!

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

"Welcome to the only game where your heart explode at the age of 5 because you're a psychopath, it's Nirvana". Ironically Nirvana is Heaven while this game is hell😂

[@jennacyanide4872]

Came full circle. Killed someone with his car and went to prison. Got out of prison and was killed by getting hit by a car

[@saltywafflez5133]

I’d love to see what Gray would do in Bitlife.

[@gamingandstuffwithdinos1386]

7:45 no the chicken is medium rare

[@dinosaur7775]

At 0:24 thats my teachers name Tiffany Martinez i see her at period 2 and 5

[@outer1329]

15:20 "jokes on you im into that sh*t"

[@commentsection-chan]

How did you miss the Assassins Creed thing at 2:52 That was so funny

[@Ellie_420]

Hiding with some strangers

[@havingteawiththedevil]

If i were born into a family of assassins, I’m living my absolute best damn life.

[@a.kitcat.b]

The video should be called "My last words were, 'These round-tip vibrating swords are mine now!' " and many other fantastic quotes from Gray!