I Made Every Bad Life Choice and This Happened - Imagine Lifetimes

[@GrayStillPlays]

I don't even know what to say about the ways I managed to die...

[@mattglass2719]

Keep up the good work Gray!

[@JoMiMi_h]

(Repost as a reply) Hey Gray, are you under evacuation orders from Hurricane Dorian, considering you live in Cape Coral?

[@danehedman5706]

When you open up a game and the first thing you see is a sperm and a egg. “Awwww this is going to get special.”

[@rainyriver]

I ask myself that all the time.

[@sauce2789]

Make more universe simulator 2

[@Valtharr]

I love how Gray literally can't fathom that his first choice actually rejected him

[@GrayStillPlays]

I thought she just had a really good sense of humor.

[@Joink05]

😂

[@margaretwilson8736]

HAHA yah Theatre major that had a crush on a teacher ZOINKS

[@awagwfawgaawfaaw]

@@GrayStillPlays Just goes to show you are not funny.

[@brookep17]

Been looking for this comment 😂😂

[@sonni6181]

_"I'm picking every worst possible option"_ *Picks dad*

[@MelonHere20]

Yep lol

[@MelonHere20]

Saying dad is usually the wrong choice

[@dough2903]

NobodyLikesYouAnd Nobody Did life tell you that? 😂😂😂

[@no__ob7456]

Lol

[@MelonHere20]

@@dough2903 yes

[@joelz1260]

3:56 "What kind of a job is cash registers" *Sad squidward noises*

[@rnguice3489]

Gray "I smoked 150 cigarettes." Also Gray: has 300,000,000 kids

[@user-zs6zy6ne5n]

@Yellow Jello that's what iam thinking😂

[@ddudebro]

O-O

[@flamx8776]

@Yellow Jello same😂

[@BlueRoseAFK]

@banned from life wooosh

[@koroanime2091]

@banned from life are u 9

[@sillypossibility7301]

"My parents told me to get a real job" Boy oh boy I bet they are proud of you today

[@nanaki-seto]

If youtube gets back to how it was like 4 years ago or so we will have a generation of kids saying they want to be a professional youtuber when they grow up and their parents are gona be oh hell yes !!

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@nanaki-seto Except that won't happen. There might be some other service that'll replace it, but you run into the same issue as with rock stars.

[@crazyivan512]

heck ... now there are places that have KZbin summer camp, where you can send your kids to learn how to be youtubers

[@nanaki-seto]

@@TheInsomniaddict have you been keeping up with jorg sprave the youtube union etc ? It very well could in fact happen. KZbin is backed against a wall at this point

[@The-Spaceducky]

crazyivan512 cool

[@thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819]

“What is this, selling drugs?” *Competitive weed dealing*

[@moistsocks2188]

XDDDDDD

[@Cinnamoncake22]

Lol

[@girlscangame2333]

I’d win then 😏

[@maneuveraviator007_3]

So whoever gets the most money or the last person who is not in jail wins?

[@ExperimentalDud]

I am a swimmer and all my friends think I’m a drug dealer so this fits me perfectly.

[@GiantParfait]

8:35 The travel path is blocked it requires freedom Bruh

[@ateasewiththecheese2140]

It's referring to he ain't got no freedom cause he's married. brUh

[@GhostGlitch.]

AJ D I travel way more now that I'm not single personally

[@GiantParfait]

@@GhostGlitch. exactly my point, haha. Same

[@ladyathenaofowls]

At ease with the cheese b o o m e r h u m o r W I F E B A D

[@allat871]

@@ateasewiththecheese2140 ok boomer

[@HomoLegalMedic]

You smoked 150 cigarettes? HONEY, YOU SMOKED 150 PACKS, THAT'S 3000 CIGARETTES...

[@Creatorsan]

And one cigarette is 4000+ chemicals.. oh boy..

[@dracenas6625]

@@Creatorsan well not that much, but still a lot.

[@TheSouthwestBoyz]

Smokes 3k cigs "Why did smoking kill me"

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

After the first few hundred the math goes out of the window...

[@HomoLegalMedic]

@@dracenas6625 Actually, when burned, cigarettes create more than 7000 chemicals. Whereas there's only 600 is in the actual unlit cigarette. About 70 are known to cause cancer...

[@overstack7128]

"what is love" A - Baby don't hurt me B - No more

[@tarahdactyl8937]

The game cheats. Both those answers are right

[@mikemacneill4324]

Alexis Turner E: never gonna run around and desert you.

[@Paiserretch]

@@mikemacneill4324 F respects

[@velvetbrainhaze]

Mike MacNeill G: Never gonna make you cry

[@gharnox8210]

@@velvetbrainhaze H: Never gonna say goodbye

[@gary7846]

Guy laugh, thought he's make it official with 2 girls. *Didn't know what the 'HAHA!' Means* You got rejected bruv

[@pvic6959]

i know that feeling well :'(

[@bisexualbean2529]

:( oof

[@citrinestone6884]

I was wondering if someone was gonna comment on that 😂

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

Ikr

[@realhueningkai]

I was looking for this comment

[@TheShinyDude]

"Why did swiping kill me?" It’s because someone said "Swiper no swiping"

[@mejbishow5297]

i thought about that too

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Jesse 'Dylan did the Impossible' Edwards it's because some people stab theives.

[@apersonwithagoogleaccount571]

frick I Don’t wanna like because there’s 666 likes

[@qxe1328]

*swiper no sniping*

[@radxianixe]

"it was dora!" **gasp** *_"MISS EXPLORER!"_*

[@howdytherestranger2139]

“I want to be a painter” “Why don’t you choose a real hobby” “I’ll smoke my days away” “Why don’t you do something productive with your time” “Well I WANTED to be a painter but okay” What a literal mood

[@询凌]

ok

[@amcghie7]

Young Gray: "I want to be a painter when I grow up!" Gray's Parents: "Hmm, have you considered getting a real job instead?" Gray: *BECOMES KZbinR* I bet they're proud.

[@GygasDistruttore]

What is a video, if not a moving painting??? IN a sense, Gray has achieved his dream.

[@amcghie7]

@@GygasDistruttore Gray is definitely the Bob Ross of the 21st Century

[@roblox_guy_1015]

@@amcghie7 you mean the bob ross of death

[@awagwfawgaawfaaw]

Least It's not gender studies.

[@theskullicorn4588]

H

[@caitlyn2122]

"I wanted to be a painter but you didnt like that you Jackass" I told my mom I wanted to be doctor and she said "Like you could be one."

[@bluebeka2458]

Eh, i kinda stop trying... I will just wait for something more useful in life than watching anime. 😅

[@lilybrideau7604]

I told my mom I wanted to be a teacher and she just said “No you dont.”

[@VermillionRedd]

Lol

[@rainbaiyu]

IG?

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@lilybrideau7604 That's something I'd agree with if you want to become an elementary or highschool teacher. Teaching people is great but being a teacher isn't. At least in my area expect to be a substitute for a decade before maybe getting a permanent job. Teaching is a field that a lot of people go into, but it's not a field that rewards based on competency. If you do go for a teaching degree aim to become an instructor for adults or work for an organization that provides after school services, or go into an ESL program. Unless your area needs teachers you'll probably have a better life doing that.

[@daaave_]

“How come it locks out some of the others?” Somebody has never been to school....

[@fairylexa]

yep oh the groups all the DAMN SCOOL GROOPS rap with me!!! NERDSJOCKSCOOLKIDSBRATSIDIOTSTEACHERSPETSARTKIDSLONERSAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMACARENA

[@eden-.-3483]

@@fairylexa "tea" wtf

[@fridamunoz2947]

@@eden-.-3483 it says teacher's pet

[@eden-.-3483]

@@fridamunoz2947 wow, I'm so stupid :'D

[@shannonhewins]

@@eden-.-3483 yes you are

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

When he’s so confident that he’d rather believe that he had two wives than the fact that the first one rejected him xD

[@nerdoftheatre]

"Which wife is it?" Well, seeing as Uma laughed at you at the thought of dating you, I wouldn't think it would be her....

[@Exceltiaawesome]

I laughed out loud like a hyena when I saw smoking as a college major please help

[@irl1966]

​@@miso-ge1gz u 2 good name

[@Sebas-bs8uk]

Game: Presents anything Gray is not immediately familiar with. Gray: Is that selling drugs!?

[@cyan39miku]

guns and drugs

[@HarveyMeadowlark]

“Who’s your favorite parent?” We starting off real good

[@Ricky-tu9qn]

Carla ??? Tf

[@Hendika]

Another comment coming

[@ahfreshair9242]

“Only people that ride on things can be my friend” -Sincerely, Gray 2019.

[@michellekiger3694]

What type of riding we talking? ÷l

[@Όνομαχρήστη-ο6υ]

*applause*

[@fanpet3912]

@@michellekiger3694 that's the joke

[@Kawber]

Probably ended up with my life

[@Dylan-Frost]

Hold up

[@manictiger]

Could be worse. You could be like me, where you do everything right and the outcome is still always wrong.

[@beanbag6799]

gray should definitely put his big toe in my mouth sock

[@RickSanchez-gg1to]

BETA MALE

[@PokeFan17000]

*Issue: You're in the video and you don't like it.*

[@akrobeau]

4:13 “Mechanical engineering, *s m o k i n g!”*

[@akrobeau]

Justice Gagne it said mechanical engineering on the paper, that’s what i was referring to.

[@sunkiller5682]

akrobeau the joke is that gray said medical engineering

[@scottmantooth8785]

they burn a lot of things at the underwriters laboratories...and they do so in a variety of creative and exciting ways that at times can be quite dangerous... so if you have any latent deeply repressed arsonist tendencies its the perfect job for you

[@PHILMKD95]

Bunta from Initial D approves.

[@MrJaco2a]

Uma dumped you bro! She laughed because you wanted to make it official.

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

RusticMinded I want to like this but you’re at 666 and i don’t want to ruin it

[@HaHaHaxP100]

Maya Bauer same lmao i liked it then i saw your comment so i unliked it

[@significantpepper5274]

Mom:"What's your job?" Me:"S M O K I N G"

[@nikmatzulesham8576]

Im something of a professional smoker myself

[@johannson1980]

Best to avoid the nicotine-rich sticks of disease.

[@significantpepper5274]

@@johannson1980 My job is smoking the nicotine rich sticks,SO I CAN BUY THE NICOTINE RICH STICKS! I'm a genius!

[@johannson1980]

@@significantpepper5274 Ok, you can keep doing so, your lifespan will shorten.

[@julesnpva9455]

"I'm gonna pick theatre because it sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or make us homeless." As a theatre major I approve this message XD

[@Super-Shafs]

Also a theater major, same for me

[@davidparkes7741]

So.... Which one has it led to? Lol.

[@PoyntFury]

"What the hell!? An Alpaca just showed up! We're definitely picking that one!" Well, if there was any question that this is a Gray video, this answers it.

[@hm149]

Every bad choice yet you don't pick "ta-ta" as first words

[@gurtbag4252]

va-ti

[@VintageEternity]

-can

[@comrade7921]

@@gurtbag4252 vati is daddy in German

[@awagwfawgaawfaaw]

Or gender studies

[@mehmetersahin9602]

Baba is dad in turkish

[@phoebe3575]

“I’m picking Theatre because it sounds like something that could either make you a millionaire or homeless” Me, a theatre student: I think I fall under the homeless category but oh well too late now

[@alexanderwheeler3943]

As someone with theatre friends, and intends to be a writer himself... I get that

[@Super-Shafs]

I also majored in theater, but I did eventually get s job as an actor And then they fired me without explaining why, no joke

[@rosehearttoxic1691]

You only have one partner, the first one laughed in your face and left

[@doomyboi]

If it's any consolation, she probably died from swiping.

[@HadesTheSecondGR]

Don't worry man if you play as an artist try as a politician it worked for a German dude

[@tigerheaddude]

*Austrian

[@alexer52]

_Momma and Papa didn't like it when I colored..._ _So, I got rid of all the coloreds. - Hitler, probably_

[@swazmarthy5929]

Good advice, satan

[@_verge4476]

Thanks, Satan

[@thejumbaking2424]

Canadain*

[@haley836]

When are we going to tell him that the first girl rejected him lol

[@ishmealoj]

some soundcloud rapper is now gonna make a song about selling drugs in the traphouse whilst wearing goggles and a swimming cap

[@yung-stephen]

you tried

[@ishmealoj]

@@yung-stephen so did your parents but they should have stopped

[@mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699]

@@ishmealoj OUCH!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

[@yung-stephen]

big boss ur a sensitive little guy huh

[@ishmealoj]

@@yung-stephen * yawns *

[@beebiekitty]

"I've smoked 150 cigarettes and I'm still not dead yet so i guess i have to pick a job" F E L T T H A T

[@NinjaGodzilla]

Bruh

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

Kara Lynn dying is hard...

[@nickyjohnson2093]

Dude I live this daily. Hey Kara, hmu

[@irsyadipa4750]

Bruh

[@The117th]

"I'm gonna pick the teacher" legit everyone misses the literal Mrs. Robinson XD

[@frycandle]

Being the one responsible for bringing this game out into the world I must say: Gray, well played! I couldn't have wished for a more perfect player to match the game with. :'D Thank you so much for checking out my game! You've just made my day. P.S. This is just the beginning, I'm expanding the experience and will eventually release the "Deadly Edition". I'll keep you posted, -Frycandle

[@YannisBang]

oh yeah i majored in smoking it pretty hard

[@3bydacreekside]

I just smoke without majoring lol

[@CutYourBangs9]

I got an A+ because I got lung cancer in the process

[@YannisBang]

@@3bydacreekside well i am a professional smoker you amature

[@3bydacreekside]

Well I had a .8 GPA you egghead

[@YannisBang]

@@3bydacreekside Well i discovered smoking is actully bad and died 1 year after that get on my level

[@Kiwi-bq3fg]

“What is Mr. Cloth?” “Looks like the Slender Man but made for infants” *IM PICKING IT*

[@mangleshp]

I’m a year late, but hello fellow kiwi.

[@mr.coffee6242]

I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, my parents told me to find a real profession. I became a youtuber Gray 2019

[@MaverickGaming]

I think that HAHA on the first "Make it official" was her rejecting you lol

[@alexandramanciu3508]

"theater sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or homeless" i felt that at the bottom of my heart

[@dajh]

Never thought gray would play a game based upon me!

[@YannisBang]

wait the first person or the second one

[@BreadLoeuf]

“I don’t understand why swiping contains carcinogen.”

[@kbellaperez1655]

“ What the heck! An alpaca just showed up ! “ This is the best line ever 😂

[@vaporwavedog]

when you had two wives it was really because the first one rejected you...

[@Sunny-we7uv]

strangestdreamm LMFAO

[@timfrey2358]

he didn't notice her DM said "LOL!" pff

[@noobiii]

according to socialblade you make a minimum of 9k per month so i guess you got a real job because the average job is $30-40k and you make 72k

[@naumen6508]

Nah. Still irrelevant to most parents.

[@eldritchyarnbeing3295]

if i were making that i wouldnt give a damn whether or not people thought it was a "real job" lmao

[@ArtisticSin]

Gray: Other?!? I have to pick this I don’t know what this is Me non-binary: *sweats awkwardly* ummmmm *raises hand slowly*

[@dragutan335]

LMAOO YESS at that moment i was like *cries and laughes at the same time in nonbinary*ಥ‿ಥ

[@KR-wl5yd]

I think he means it's pretty vague.

[@KR-wl5yd]

It's like someone asking you what food you want to eat and you say "other". "Hey buddy, do you want strawberries or blueberries for breakfast? It can be something else, I have a lot of fruit. " "Other." "Buddy you're going to have to be a lot more specific than that." "Other."

[@oblivionox2]

Me as well as a trans female

[@averysemidecent2870]

Mood

[@carterr___________________7964]

Gray is the only man who'll major in smoking while being a proffesional painter.

[@janwick5392]

What profession requires you to have smoking as a degree? A writer. Think about it.

[@MoronBoshi]

Video 10 of telling gray that this is his afterlife. You will become the people you hurt.

[@GrayStillPlays]

That's literally what happened in this game. It blew my mind.

[@MoronBoshi]

​@@GrayStillPlays yeppppppppp

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@GrayStillPlays Haven't seen the option "1000 mile hallway" career option yet tho...

[@MoronBoshi]

@Hunter What the "You will become the people you hurt"?

[@TheInsomniaddict]

@@MoronBoshi If so, I guess I should start hurting rich people.

[@em0boi158]

"I'm going to grow up to be a man who just sits watching tv and drinking beer" So, you chose Homer Simpson

[@tinkerermelon6599]

Fs in the chat for Umar, the only person Grey wouldn't bone.

[@coultonstoltenberg8130]

Gray's parents: Get a real job. Gray: KZbin HERE I COME!!! Gray's parents: *face palms*

[@sarahmadera9973]

“Whats is this? Is this like selling drugs? Ph it’s swimming” LMFAO HE SOUNDED SO DISSAPOINTED ☠️

[@williamhay7705]

Hey gray there’s a game called Oxygen Not Included. Try it out

[@jeffumbach]

He already has a video series on it.

[@williamhay7705]

New content.

[@emailname8624]

Make them drown in fecal matter

[@stephendalliard464]

"Welcome to the only game that treats Gray like one of his Sims..."

[@aubreycatlin7397]

5:44 as a actor I can say that this is 100% true

[@kevinadams1835]

I’m an actor as well!

[@Super-Shafs]

Also became an actor, but they fired me without an explanation

[@noodleoflake965]

“I guess we are professional swipers now.” *dora intensifies*

[@bambii__4612]

NoodleOfLake t

[@calebgood4966]

GrayStillPlays, making bad life choices since whenever the hell he was born

[@Doctordier]

You: I wanna be painter Parents: get a real job You: I wanna be a writer Parents: get a real job You: *becomes youtuber*

[@rainyriver]

Let’s see what type of lives Gray kills today

[@ravenwashburn8510]

His own

[@trulybrady8839]

Lîbbÿ Malone GrayKills

[@sovietbot6708]

@@trulybrady8839 GrayStillKills

[@snowflakeserpert6834]

"I remember when I was very young, I told my parents I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, and them telling me to pick a real job." Whelp, we know where Gray got his murderous tendencies from.

[@bluebeka2458]

Watch the Rick and Morty VR game, where Gray was fighting his mom in the Troy game, because his mom was dissapointed with his decisions.

[@sirstubs1206]

“Is there anything worse than smoking” picks gender studies

[@lmottb1041]

Well it's worse for u than smoking lol

[@dami5154]

what is gender studies exactly

[@sirstubs1206]

Dami Bankole a joke

[@juni7908]

@@sirstubs1206 thats rude

[@Thomas-fz9xw]

@@juni7908 But true!

[@BlockBlazer]

11:44 "I guess we're professional swipers now" Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper NO swiping!

[@chickennuggiez1397]

I thought the same thing!

[@tigerbourany6766]

0:44 “i know there are a bajil- like 99 different things you can do in your life” why is this even funny

[@KarmasAB123]

"I AM THE OFFSPRING OF MY TERRIBLE SELF!" #Deep

[@soviet_nick6209]

Gray I'm pretty sure I are the only person that sees someone wearing a swimming cap and goggles and instantly be like "he's selling drugs"

[@GrayStillPlays]

That swimmer looked shady as hell.

[@luanaraujo7420]

"where everything ends in your inevitable death" Just like life

[@alicemoffat]

“What is this? Oh it’s a car.” -GrayStillPlays 2019

[@tyronejohnson2425]

Is tHIs SeLliNg dRUgs Gray- 2019

[@KaturaTakamoto]

This makes me question life. Not because I made bad choices, but because the opening of this video was unexpected.

[@ladyofshallott5005]

It's midnight, I should be asleep, instead I'm watching this and laughing my ass off.

[@nekokami3132]

No one can ruin a the start of a humans life Gray: hold my keyboard

[@kanna-san.]

ot but I love your pfp

[@renisgay9865]

"Impregnate eggs damnit." GrayStillPlays 2019

[@Yerminator4000]

“Only people who ride things can be my friend” Me: oh, well then I guess your mom is my friend. *because she rides me*

[@zirarval]

9:00 Nurse: congrats Wife: honey we have a baby Me: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

2:44: Too late you already friend-zoned Mrs. Robinson when you picked her for your friend.

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

... ... ...

"Worst options" "chooses dad" Gray raised by single mother confirmed.

[@LUNE.44]

Hold up You wanted to become a painter.... But then you got a “real” job Let me think Who else in history wanted to be a painter....and didn’t become one... 😂

[@goldandsilver4211]

hitleroof

[@BenSmith-cl3bi]

*Literally Hitler*

[@dmn4163]

@@D00000T wtf bro its you again

[@firewolf11567]

Hitler actually painted quite a bit and did quite a good job. He sucked at hands though. His strong points turned out to be in depiction of architecture. While he didn't get accepted into The Academy of Fine Arts he was recommended to apply to the School of Architecture. However, he lacked the proper education requirements to do so.

[@ArturGlass.C]

probably 70% of people who wanted to be a painted.

[@erinkarp6317]

1:14 And this is Gray's tragic backstory, and why he's like this.

[@LucasTrz_893]

2:19 Is ThIs sELliNg DrUgS 🤣

[@ayyteen]

"The only game that starts with a sperm impregnating an egg" Relive your life: *Am i a joke to you?*

[@tf2koalafruit]

14:23 me and my friend on the way back from our journey looking for a cat when a wandering trader shows up

[@TheThingattheEndoftheBook]

"We're still gonna make bad choices, but let's at least try and live long enough to impregnate someone" damn, we getting philosophical up in here.

[@guymachat549]

Gray i cant believe you didnt pick smoking twice during that major in collage at around 4:00 , they were like 5 options apart

[@HecateYada]

"I'm gonna choose Theatre" Suddenly considering my life choices since I'm literally going to uni for theatre at the end of this month

[@yeonki-min384]

14:17 - This is much more likely to get taken over by zombies 😂😂😂😂😂And then they ask me why am I laughing 😂😂😂

[@123456789sha]

2012: the world will end 2019: graystillplays

[@biharimark5506]

*GrayStillPlays Notification* Me: Play the video, damn it!

[@dajh]

Good one 👍😂👏

[@sunkiller5682]

Bihari Márk that would be me if I wasn’t busy watching AH

[@brandondebenedetta]

8:30 travel path blocked has me GEEKIN 😂😂😂

[@zoem7142]

Gray should play BitLife, lets see what he can make of that

[@emailname8624]

Similar game

[@q306005]

Gray didn't even realize he got rejected by that first girl. That's why she said "HaHa." Wish I could be that oblivious to rejection.

[@NightGhosttYT]

0:53 *pick remote* "worse life choice" The remote was my only toys when I was little...

[@Bucket.full_of.sunshine]

Gray: Lets go into theatre Me: **Smileing because im going into theatre** Gray: Because it wuld seem like you would eaither become a millionare or be homeless Me: **Smile dissapers.**

[@Pundae]

So which one are you then

[@trulybrady8839]

Why is Starbucks 100% for the favorite college major 🤣

[@GrayStillPlays]

Oh...you know why.

[@trulybrady8839]

GrayStillPlays if I learned anything from this game it’s that if my favorite after school activity is drinking Starbucks then I can major in it

[@trulybrady8839]

Mitchell Bushie exactly 🤣

[@trulybrady8839]

Mitchell Bushie ikr

[@ALR-MikeSans]

I love the podium music of F1 at 6:30. Getting ready for the Mexican GP tomorrow, this really made me happy. Thx buddy

[@Yes-wp3ry]

"Look at all these legitimate majors there's so many to choose fr- SMOKING"

[@Donnmuney]

The way he said the “nothing” choice for afterschool activity with the finger picking the noise had me dying 😂

[@yeonki-min384]

2:17 - What is this ? Selling drugs?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂And then they ask me why is this my favorite KZbinr 😂😂😂😂

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

Imagine a toddlers first real sentence being “i’m going to make bad choices in life but i’ll try to live so i can impregnate someone first”