I Made Every Bad Life Choice and This Happened - Imagine Lifetimes

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GrayStillPlays

GrayStillPlays

4 жыл бұрын

I Made Every Bad Life Choice and This Happened - Imagine Lifetimes
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ABOUT: Imagine Lifetimes
Imagine Lifetimes is a narrative driven simulation game about the meaning of life. Shape your path through a series of life-changing decisions as you choose your way to the end.
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Features
Dreadfully lighthearted entertainment
The true meaning of life
An existential crisis
As in real life, two randomly generated parents define your character through genes. Born with the ability to choose, your actions and decisions shape the paths ahead of you.
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Explore a wide variety of ever-changing paths and endings
Choose wisely, every choice has the potential to affect your playthrough
Question the absurdity of existence as you figure out what it means to be alive
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@GrayStillPlays
@GrayStillPlays 4 жыл бұрын
I don't even know what to say about the ways I managed to die...
@mattglass2719
@mattglass2719 4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work Gray!
@JoMiMi_h
@JoMiMi_h 4 жыл бұрын
(Repost as a reply) Hey Gray, are you under evacuation orders from Hurricane Dorian, considering you live in Cape Coral?
@danehedman5706
@danehedman5706 4 жыл бұрын
When you open up a game and the first thing you see is a sperm and a egg. “Awwww this is going to get special.”
@rainyriver
@rainyriver 4 жыл бұрын
I ask myself that all the time.
@sauce2789
@sauce2789 4 жыл бұрын
Make more universe simulator 2
@Valtharr
@Valtharr 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Gray literally can't fathom that his first choice actually rejected him
@GrayStillPlays
@GrayStillPlays 4 жыл бұрын
I thought she just had a really good sense of humor.
@eggyboy6038
@eggyboy6038 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@margaretwilson8736
@margaretwilson8736 4 жыл бұрын
HAHA yah Theatre major that had a crush on a teacher ZOINKS
@supremejack4497
@supremejack4497 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays Just goes to show you are not funny.
@brookep17
@brookep17 4 жыл бұрын
Been looking for this comment 😂😂
@Etceterotic
@Etceterotic 4 жыл бұрын
Gray: I wanna be a painter! Gray’s parents: Get a real job. Gray: I wanna be a writer! Gray’s parents: No, get a real job. Gray: *becomes an up-and-coming KZbin gamer out of spite* I N S P I R A T I O N A L
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
Etceterotic Ironically I wanted to be both an artist and writer growing up. Except my parents were supportive and I’m majoring in Graphic Design now. 😎 (Which isn’t to say it wouldn’t have happened otherwise, I’m just a sensitive person and the support helped a lot emotionally)
@prestonsamson3674
@prestonsamson3674 4 жыл бұрын
Etceterotic really thought this was going to be a hitler reference
@KiotheCloud
@KiotheCloud 4 жыл бұрын
@@prestonsamson3674 Good one i see someone does his research :D
@alizeica519
@alizeica519 4 жыл бұрын
*O U T S T A N D I N G M O V E*
@zetjet9901
@zetjet9901 4 жыл бұрын
Preston Samson *OH*
@joelz1260
@joelz1260 4 жыл бұрын
3:56 "What kind of a job is cash registers" *Sad squidward noises*
@thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819
@thatsjustdappourocketiquet2819 4 жыл бұрын
“What is this, selling drugs?” *Competitive weed dealing*
@moistsocks2188
@moistsocks2188 4 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDD
@hsides1511
@hsides1511 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@girlscangame2333
@girlscangame2333 4 жыл бұрын
I’d win then 😏
@maneuveraviator007_3
@maneuveraviator007_3 4 жыл бұрын
So whoever gets the most money or the last person who is not in jail wins?
@ExDud
@ExDud 4 жыл бұрын
I am a swimmer and all my friends think I’m a drug dealer so this fits me perfectly.
@sonni6181
@sonni6181 4 жыл бұрын
_"I'm picking every worst possible option"_ *Picks dad*
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 4 жыл бұрын
Yep lol
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 4 жыл бұрын
Saying dad is usually the wrong choice
@dough4320
@dough4320 4 жыл бұрын
NobodyLikesYouAnd Nobody Did life tell you that? 😂😂😂
@no__ob7456
@no__ob7456 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MelonHere20
@MelonHere20 4 жыл бұрын
@@dough4320 yes
@rnguice3489
@rnguice3489 4 жыл бұрын
Gray "I smoked 150 cigarettes." Also Gray: has 300,000,000 kids
@user-zs6zy6ne5n
@user-zs6zy6ne5n 4 жыл бұрын
@Yellow Jello that's what iam thinking😂
@quacknonymous
@quacknonymous 4 жыл бұрын
O-O
@flamx8776
@flamx8776 4 жыл бұрын
@Yellow Jello same😂
@BlueRoseAFK
@BlueRoseAFK 4 жыл бұрын
@banned from life wooosh
@koroanime2091
@koroanime2091 4 жыл бұрын
@banned from life are u 9
@overstack7128
@overstack7128 4 жыл бұрын
"what is love" A - Baby don't hurt me B - No more
@tarahdactyl8937
@tarahdactyl8937 4 жыл бұрын
The game cheats. Both those answers are right
@Cognitive_player
@Cognitive_player 4 жыл бұрын
@Mike MacNeill F respects
@velvetbrainhaze
@velvetbrainhaze 4 жыл бұрын
Mike MacNeill G: Never gonna make you cry
@gharnox8210
@gharnox8210 4 жыл бұрын
@@velvetbrainhaze H: Never gonna say goodbye
@makaalbarn7258
@makaalbarn7258 4 жыл бұрын
P: Nobody Love Me
@howdytherestranger2139
@howdytherestranger2139 4 жыл бұрын
“I want to be a painter” “Why don’t you choose a real hobby” “I’ll smoke my days away” “Why don’t you do something productive with your time” “Well I WANTED to be a painter but okay” What a literal mood
@sillypossibility7301
@sillypossibility7301 4 жыл бұрын
"My parents told me to get a real job" Boy oh boy I bet they are proud of you today
@nanaki-seto
@nanaki-seto 4 жыл бұрын
If youtube gets back to how it was like 4 years ago or so we will have a generation of kids saying they want to be a professional youtuber when they grow up and their parents are gona be oh hell yes !!
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 4 жыл бұрын
@@nanaki-seto Except that won't happen. There might be some other service that'll replace it, but you run into the same issue as with rock stars.
@crazyivan512
@crazyivan512 4 жыл бұрын
heck ... now there are places that have KZbin summer camp, where you can send your kids to learn how to be youtubers
@nanaki-seto
@nanaki-seto 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheInsomniaddict have you been keeping up with jorg sprave the youtube union etc ? It very well could in fact happen. KZbin is backed against a wall at this point
@The-Spaceducky
@The-Spaceducky 4 жыл бұрын
crazyivan512 cool
@GiantParfait
@GiantParfait 4 жыл бұрын
8:35 The travel path is blocked it requires freedom Bruh
@ateasewiththecheese2140
@ateasewiththecheese2140 4 жыл бұрын
It's referring to he ain't got no freedom cause he's married. brUh
@GhostGlitch.
@GhostGlitch. 4 жыл бұрын
AJ D I travel way more now that I'm not single personally
@GiantParfait
@GiantParfait 4 жыл бұрын
@@GhostGlitch. exactly my point, haha. Same
@myst1c164
@myst1c164 4 жыл бұрын
At ease with the cheese b o o m e r h u m o r W I F E B A D
@allat871
@allat871 4 жыл бұрын
@@ateasewiththecheese2140 ok boomer
@daaave_
@daaave_ 4 жыл бұрын
“How come it locks out some of the others?” Somebody has never been to school....
@Adam_adenvetures1555
@Adam_adenvetures1555 4 жыл бұрын
yep oh the groups all the DAMN SCOOL GROOPS rap with me!!! NERDSJOCKSCOOLKIDSBRATSIDIOTSTEACHERSPETSARTKIDSLONERSAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYMACARENA
@eden-.-3483
@eden-.-3483 4 жыл бұрын
@@Adam_adenvetures1555 "tea" wtf
@fridamunoz2947
@fridamunoz2947 4 жыл бұрын
@@eden-.-3483 it says teacher's pet
@eden-.-3483
@eden-.-3483 4 жыл бұрын
@@fridamunoz2947 wow, I'm so stupid :'D
@shannonhewins
@shannonhewins 4 жыл бұрын
@@eden-.-3483 yes you are
@Exceltiaawesome
@Exceltiaawesome 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud like a hyena when I saw smoking as a college major please help
@irl1966
@irl1966 4 жыл бұрын
​@@miso-ge1gz u 2 good name
@HomoLegalMedic
@HomoLegalMedic 4 жыл бұрын
You smoked 150 cigarettes? HONEY, YOU SMOKED 150 PACKS, THAT'S 3000 CIGARETTES...
@Creatorsan
@Creatorsan 4 жыл бұрын
And one cigarette is 4000+ chemicals.. oh boy..
@dracenas6625
@dracenas6625 4 жыл бұрын
@@Creatorsan well not that much, but still a lot.
@TheSouthwestBoyz
@TheSouthwestBoyz 4 жыл бұрын
Smokes 3k cigs "Why did smoking kill me"
@alexanderzhmurov9624
@alexanderzhmurov9624 4 жыл бұрын
After the first few hundred the math goes out of the window...
@HomoLegalMedic
@HomoLegalMedic 4 жыл бұрын
@@dracenas6625 Actually, when burned, cigarettes create more than 7000 chemicals. Whereas there's only 600 is in the actual unlit cigarette. About 70 are known to cause cancer...
@TheShinyDude
@TheShinyDude 4 жыл бұрын
"Why did swiping kill me?" It’s because someone said "Swiper no swiping"
@mejbishow5297
@mejbishow5297 4 жыл бұрын
i thought about that too
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 4 жыл бұрын
Jesse 'Dylan did the Impossible' Edwards it's because some people stab theives.
@apersonwithagoogleaccount571
@apersonwithagoogleaccount571 4 жыл бұрын
frick I Don’t wanna like because there’s 666 likes
@qxe1328
@qxe1328 4 жыл бұрын
*swiper no sniping*
@radxianixe
@radxianixe 4 жыл бұрын
"it was dora!" **gasp** *_"MISS EXPLORER!"_*
@ahfreshair9242
@ahfreshair9242 4 жыл бұрын
“Only people that ride on things can be my friend” -Sincerely, Gray 2019.
@michellekiger3694
@michellekiger3694 4 жыл бұрын
What type of riding we talking? ÷l
@user-mp6xl7ge5j
@user-mp6xl7ge5j 4 жыл бұрын
*applause*
@fanpet3912
@fanpet3912 3 жыл бұрын
@@michellekiger3694 that's the joke
@MrJaco2a
@MrJaco2a 4 жыл бұрын
Uma dumped you bro! She laughed because you wanted to make it official.
@forgemakesstuff2734
@forgemakesstuff2734 4 жыл бұрын
RusticMinded I want to like this but you’re at 666 and i don’t want to ruin it
@HaHaHaxP100
@HaHaHaxP100 4 жыл бұрын
Maya Bauer same lmao i liked it then i saw your comment so i unliked it
@caitlyn2122
@caitlyn2122 4 жыл бұрын
"I wanted to be a painter but you didnt like that you Jackass" I told my mom I wanted to be doctor and she said "Like you could be one."
@bluebeka2458
@bluebeka2458 4 жыл бұрын
Eh, i kinda stop trying... I will just wait for something more useful in life than watching anime. 😅
@lilybrideau7604
@lilybrideau7604 4 жыл бұрын
I told my mom I wanted to be a teacher and she just said “No you dont.”
@VermillionRedd
@VermillionRedd 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rainbaiyu
@rainbaiyu 4 жыл бұрын
IG?
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilybrideau7604 That's something I'd agree with if you want to become an elementary or highschool teacher. Teaching people is great but being a teacher isn't. At least in my area expect to be a substitute for a decade before maybe getting a permanent job. Teaching is a field that a lot of people go into, but it's not a field that rewards based on competency. If you do go for a teaching degree aim to become an instructor for adults or work for an organization that provides after school services, or go into an ESL program. Unless your area needs teachers you'll probably have a better life doing that.
@amcghie7
@amcghie7 4 жыл бұрын
Young Gray: "I want to be a painter when I grow up!" Gray's Parents: "Hmm, have you considered getting a real job instead?" Gray: *BECOMES KZbinR* I bet they're proud.
@GygasDistruttore
@GygasDistruttore 4 жыл бұрын
What is a video, if not a moving painting??? IN a sense, Gray has achieved his dream.
@amcghie7
@amcghie7 4 жыл бұрын
@@GygasDistruttore Gray is definitely the Bob Ross of the 21st Century
@roblox_guy_1015
@roblox_guy_1015 4 жыл бұрын
@@amcghie7 you mean the bob ross of death
@supremejack4497
@supremejack4497 4 жыл бұрын
Least It's not gender studies.
@theskullicorn4588
@theskullicorn4588 4 жыл бұрын
H
@julesnpva9455
@julesnpva9455 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna pick theatre because it sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or make us homeless." As a theatre major I approve this message XD
@Super-Shafs
@Super-Shafs 3 жыл бұрын
Also a theater major, same for me
@davidparkes7741
@davidparkes7741 3 жыл бұрын
So.... Which one has it led to? Lol.
@haley836
@haley836 4 жыл бұрын
When are we going to tell him that the first girl rejected him lol
@Kawber
@Kawber 4 жыл бұрын
Probably ended up with my life
@Dylan-Frost
@Dylan-Frost 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын
Could be worse. You could be like me, where you do everything right and the outcome is still always wrong.
@beanbag6799
@beanbag6799 4 жыл бұрын
gray should definitely put his big toe in my mouth sock
@RickSanchez-gg1to
@RickSanchez-gg1to 4 жыл бұрын
BETA MALE
@PokeFan17000
@PokeFan17000 4 жыл бұрын
*Issue: You're in the video and you don't like it.*
@gary7846
@gary7846 4 жыл бұрын
Guy laugh, thought he's make it official with 2 girls. *Didn't know what the 'HAHA!' Means* You got rejected bruv
@pvic6959
@pvic6959 4 жыл бұрын
i know that feeling well :'(
@bisexualbean2529
@bisexualbean2529 4 жыл бұрын
:( oof
@citrinestone6884
@citrinestone6884 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if someone was gonna comment on that 😂
@thelocalnecromancer1224
@thelocalnecromancer1224 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@realhueningkai
@realhueningkai 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@phoebe3575
@phoebe3575 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m picking Theatre because it sounds like something that could either make you a millionaire or homeless” Me, a theatre student: I think I fall under the homeless category but oh well too late now
@alexanderwheeler3943
@alexanderwheeler3943 4 жыл бұрын
As someone with theatre friends, and intends to be a writer himself... I get that
@Super-Shafs
@Super-Shafs 3 жыл бұрын
I also majored in theater, but I did eventually get s job as an actor And then they fired me without explaining why, no joke
@bootybouncinblood3390
@bootybouncinblood3390 4 жыл бұрын
2:09 you know damn well that’s not a pimple
@MiniMarshmallo
@MiniMarshmallo 3 жыл бұрын
....than what is it??
@comfortloid2195
@comfortloid2195 3 жыл бұрын
@@MiniMarshmallo a head just not the one on top of a neck
@MiniMarshmallo
@MiniMarshmallo 3 жыл бұрын
@@comfortloid2195 thank you XD it took me a bit lol
@waterunderthebridge7950
@waterunderthebridge7950 4 жыл бұрын
When he’s so confident that he’d rather believe that he had two wives than the fact that the first one rejected him xD
@Sebas-bs8uk
@Sebas-bs8uk 4 жыл бұрын
Game: Presents anything Gray is not immediately familiar with. Gray: Is that selling drugs!?
@cyan39miku
@cyan39miku 4 жыл бұрын
guns and drugs
@The117th
@The117th 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna pick the teacher" legit everyone misses the literal Mrs. Robinson XD
@kbellaperez1655
@kbellaperez1655 4 жыл бұрын
“ What the heck! An alpaca just showed up ! “ This is the best line ever 😂
@nerdoftheatre
@nerdoftheatre 4 жыл бұрын
"Which wife is it?" Well, seeing as Uma laughed at you at the thought of dating you, I wouldn't think it would be her....
@HarveyMeadowlark
@HarveyMeadowlark 4 жыл бұрын
“Who’s your favorite parent?” We starting off real good
@Ricky-tu9qn
@Ricky-tu9qn 4 жыл бұрын
Carla ??? Tf
@Hendika
@Hendika 4 жыл бұрын
Another comment coming
@Kiwi-bq3fg
@Kiwi-bq3fg 4 жыл бұрын
“What is Mr. Cloth?” “Looks like the Slender Man but made for infants” *IM PICKING IT*
@mangleshp
@mangleshp 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a year late, but hello fellow kiwi.
@em0boi158
@em0boi158 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to grow up to be a man who just sits watching tv and drinking beer" So, you chose Homer Simpson
@akrobeau
@akrobeau 4 жыл бұрын
4:13 “Mechanical engineering, *s m o k i n g!”*
@akrobeau
@akrobeau 4 жыл бұрын
Justice Gagne it said mechanical engineering on the paper, that’s what i was referring to.
@sunkiller5682
@sunkiller5682 4 жыл бұрын
akrobeau the joke is that gray said medical engineering
@scottmantooth8785
@scottmantooth8785 4 жыл бұрын
they burn a lot of things at the underwriters laboratories...and they do so in a variety of creative and exciting ways that at times can be quite dangerous... so if you have any latent deeply repressed arsonist tendencies its the perfect job for you
@PHILMKD95
@PHILMKD95 4 жыл бұрын
Bunta from Initial D approves.
@aubreycatlin7397
@aubreycatlin7397 4 жыл бұрын
5:44 as a actor I can say that this is 100% true
@kevinadams1835
@kevinadams1835 4 жыл бұрын
I’m an actor as well!
@Super-Shafs
@Super-Shafs 3 жыл бұрын
Also became an actor, but they fired me without an explanation
@alexandramanciu3508
@alexandramanciu3508 4 жыл бұрын
"theater sounds like something that would either make us millionaires or homeless" i felt that at the bottom of my heart
@rosehearttoxic1691
@rosehearttoxic1691 4 жыл бұрын
You only have one partner, the first one laughed in your face and left
@doomyboi
@doomyboi 4 жыл бұрын
If it's any consolation, she probably died from swiping.
@hm149
@hm149 4 жыл бұрын
Every bad choice yet you don't pick "ta-ta" as first words
@gurtbag4252
@gurtbag4252 4 жыл бұрын
va-ti
@VintageEternity
@VintageEternity 4 жыл бұрын
-can
@comrade7921
@comrade7921 4 жыл бұрын
@@gurtbag4252 vati is daddy in German
@supremejack4497
@supremejack4497 4 жыл бұрын
Or gender studies
@mehmetersahin9602
@mehmetersahin9602 4 жыл бұрын
Baba is dad in turkish
@ArtisticSin
@ArtisticSin 4 жыл бұрын
Gray: Other?!? I have to pick this I don’t know what this is Me non-binary: *sweats awkwardly* ummmmm *raises hand slowly*
@dragutan335
@dragutan335 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOO YESS at that moment i was like *cries and laughes at the same time in nonbinary*ಥ‿ಥ
@KR-wl5yd
@KR-wl5yd 3 жыл бұрын
I think he means it's pretty vague.
@KR-wl5yd
@KR-wl5yd 3 жыл бұрын
It's like someone asking you what food you want to eat and you say "other". "Hey buddy, do you want strawberries or blueberries for breakfast? It can be something else, I have a lot of fruit. " "Other." "Buddy you're going to have to be a lot more specific than that." "Other."
@oblivionox2
@oblivionox2 3 жыл бұрын
Me as well as a trans female
@averysemidecent2870
@averysemidecent2870 3 жыл бұрын
Mood
@sirstubs1206
@sirstubs1206 4 жыл бұрын
“Is there anything worse than smoking” picks gender studies
@lmottb1041
@lmottb1041 4 жыл бұрын
Well it's worse for u than smoking lol
@dami5154
@dami5154 4 жыл бұрын
what is gender studies exactly
@sirstubs1206
@sirstubs1206 4 жыл бұрын
Dami Bankole a joke
@juni7908
@juni7908 4 жыл бұрын
@@sirstubs1206 thats rude
@Thomas-fz9xw
@Thomas-fz9xw 4 жыл бұрын
@@juni7908 But true!
@significantpepper5274
@significantpepper5274 4 жыл бұрын
Mom:"What's your job?" Me:"S M O K I N G"
@nikmatzulesham8576
@nikmatzulesham8576 4 жыл бұрын
Im something of a professional smoker myself
@johannson1980
@johannson1980 4 жыл бұрын
Best to avoid the nicotine-rich sticks of disease.
@significantpepper5274
@significantpepper5274 4 жыл бұрын
@@johannson1980 My job is smoking the nicotine rich sticks,SO I CAN BUY THE NICOTINE RICH STICKS! I'm a genius!
@johannson1980
@johannson1980 4 жыл бұрын
@@significantpepper5274 Ok, you can keep doing so, your lifespan will shorten.
@YannisBang
@YannisBang 4 жыл бұрын
oh yeah i majored in smoking it pretty hard
@3bydacreekside
@3bydacreekside 4 жыл бұрын
I just smoke without majoring lol
@Apes_are_monkeys
@Apes_are_monkeys 4 жыл бұрын
I got an A+ because I got lung cancer in the process
@YannisBang
@YannisBang 4 жыл бұрын
@@3bydacreekside well i am a professional smoker you amature
@3bydacreekside
@3bydacreekside 4 жыл бұрын
Well I had a .8 GPA you egghead
@YannisBang
@YannisBang 4 жыл бұрын
@@3bydacreekside Well i discovered smoking is actully bad and died 1 year after that get on my level
@sarahmadera9973
@sarahmadera9973 4 жыл бұрын
“Whats is this? Is this like selling drugs? Ph it’s swimming” LMFAO HE SOUNDED SO DISSAPOINTED ☠️
@HadesTheSecondGR
@HadesTheSecondGR 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry man if you play as an artist try as a politician it worked for a German dude
@tigerheaddude
@tigerheaddude 4 жыл бұрын
*Austrian
@alexer52
@alexer52 4 жыл бұрын
_Momma and Papa didn't like it when I colored..._ _So, I got rid of all the coloreds. - Hitler, probably_
@swazmarthy5929
@swazmarthy5929 4 жыл бұрын
Good advice, satan
@_verge4476
@_verge4476 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Satan
@thejumbaking2424
@thejumbaking2424 4 жыл бұрын
Canadain*
@ishmealoj
@ishmealoj 4 жыл бұрын
some soundcloud rapper is now gonna make a song about selling drugs in the traphouse whilst wearing goggles and a swimming cap
@yung-stephen
@yung-stephen 4 жыл бұрын
you tried
@ishmealoj
@ishmealoj 4 жыл бұрын
@@yung-stephen so did your parents but they should have stopped
@mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699
@mr.openthebiblewhilstyoubo699 4 жыл бұрын
@@ishmealoj OUCH!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
@yung-stephen
@yung-stephen 4 жыл бұрын
big boss ur a sensitive little guy huh
@ishmealoj
@ishmealoj 4 жыл бұрын
@@yung-stephen * yawns *
@KarmasAB123
@KarmasAB123 4 жыл бұрын
"I AM THE OFFSPRING OF MY TERRIBLE SELF!" #Deep
@Doctordier
@Doctordier 4 жыл бұрын
You: I wanna be painter Parents: get a real job You: I wanna be a writer Parents: get a real job You: *becomes youtuber*
@PoyntFury
@PoyntFury 4 жыл бұрын
"What the hell!? An Alpaca just showed up! We're definitely picking that one!" Well, if there was any question that this is a Gray video, this answers it.
@poplol77
@poplol77 4 жыл бұрын
"I've smoked 150 cigarettes and I'm still not dead yet so i guess i have to pick a job" F E L T T H A T
@NinjaGodzilla
@NinjaGodzilla 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 4 жыл бұрын
Kara Lynn dying is hard...
@nickyjohnson2093
@nickyjohnson2093 4 жыл бұрын
Dude I live this daily. Hey Kara, hmu
@irsyadipa4750
@irsyadipa4750 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@ladyofshallott5005
@ladyofshallott5005 4 жыл бұрын
It's midnight, I should be asleep, instead I'm watching this and laughing my ass off.
4 жыл бұрын
"Worst options" "chooses dad" Gray raised by single mother confirmed.
@frycandle1775
@frycandle1775 4 жыл бұрын
Being the one responsible for bringing this game out into the world I must say: Gray, well played! I couldn't have wished for a more perfect player to match the game with. :'D Thank you so much for checking out my game! You've just made my day. P.S. This is just the beginning, I'm expanding the experience and will eventually release the "Deadly Edition". I'll keep you posted, -Frycandle
@MaverickGaming
@MaverickGaming 4 жыл бұрын
I think that HAHA on the first "Make it official" was her rejecting you lol
@Yerminator4000
@Yerminator4000 4 жыл бұрын
“Only people who ride things can be my friend” Me: oh, well then I guess your mom is my friend. *because she rides me*
@Umarurin
@Umarurin 4 жыл бұрын
"Congratulations Uma you win" my nickname is uma *nervous chuckle*
@BreadLoeuf
@BreadLoeuf 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t understand why swiping contains carcinogen.”
@mr.coffee6242
@mr.coffee6242 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, my parents told me to find a real profession. I became a youtuber Gray 2019
@TheThingattheEndoftheBook
@TheThingattheEndoftheBook 3 жыл бұрын
"We're still gonna make bad choices, but let's at least try and live long enough to impregnate someone" damn, we getting philosophical up in here.
@lina-sc4pj
@lina-sc4pj 4 жыл бұрын
Gary:this is the only game that starts with a sperm Bitlife: am I a joke to you
@dajh
@dajh 4 жыл бұрын
Never thought gray would play a game based upon me!
@YannisBang
@YannisBang 4 жыл бұрын
wait the first person or the second one
@noodleoflake965
@noodleoflake965 4 жыл бұрын
“I guess we are professional swipers now.” *dora intensifies*
@bambii__4612
@bambii__4612 4 жыл бұрын
NoodleOfLake t
@LucasTrz_893
@LucasTrz_893 3 жыл бұрын
2:19 Is ThIs sELliNg DrUgS 🤣
@gplgs4640
@gplgs4640 4 жыл бұрын
“Worst possible choices” *Doesn’t major in gender studies*
@sharp14x
@sharp14x 4 жыл бұрын
"Look at all these legitimate choices! Gender studies..."
@DetectiveNyx
@DetectiveNyx 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like majoring in smoking might be a little worse than majoring in gender studies, just a bit worse
@spookden5243
@spookden5243 4 жыл бұрын
whats so bad about gender studies?
@gplgs4640
@gplgs4640 4 жыл бұрын
Aiden Hall It’s one of the most idiotic majors that you can have in college. Sure, there may scientifically be more than two genders (yes, the research is real. Not just pulling this out of my ass, look it up for yourself), but devoting your entire college years majoring in the studies of what’s essentially just social constructs is so useless when you could be majoring in arts or drama at the very least.
@mmmmmmmmmmmm
@mmmmmmmmmmmm 4 жыл бұрын
I would majornin drinking
@carterr___________________7964
@carterr___________________7964 4 жыл бұрын
Gray is the only man who'll major in smoking while being a proffesional painter.
@janwick5392
@janwick5392 4 жыл бұрын
What profession requires you to have smoking as a degree? A writer. Think about it.
@dungeonsynthh
@dungeonsynthh 4 жыл бұрын
when you had two wives it was really because the first one rejected you...
@Sunny-we7uv
@Sunny-we7uv 4 жыл бұрын
strangestdreamm LMFAO
@timfrey2358
@timfrey2358 4 жыл бұрын
he didn't notice her DM said "LOL!" pff
@spawnoftacobell1644
@spawnoftacobell1644 4 жыл бұрын
“I specifically remembering” 10/10 English.
@Donnmuney
@Donnmuney 4 жыл бұрын
The way he said the “nothing” choice for afterschool activity with the finger picking the noise had me dying 😂
@rainyriver
@rainyriver 4 жыл бұрын
Let’s see what type of lives Gray kills today
@ravenwashburn8510
@ravenwashburn8510 4 жыл бұрын
His own
@trulybrady8839
@trulybrady8839 4 жыл бұрын
Lîbbÿ Malone GrayKills
@sovietbot6708
@sovietbot6708 4 жыл бұрын
@@trulybrady8839 GrayStillKills
@tinkerermelon6599
@tinkerermelon6599 4 жыл бұрын
Fs in the chat for Umar, the only person Grey wouldn't bone.
@ohmygodbecky6829
@ohmygodbecky6829 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a toddlers first real sentence being “i’m going to make bad choices in life but i’ll try to live so i can impregnate someone first”
@NightGhosttYT
@NightGhosttYT 4 жыл бұрын
0:53 *pick remote* "worse life choice" The remote was my only toys when I was little...
@williamhay7705
@williamhay7705 4 жыл бұрын
Hey gray there’s a game called Oxygen Not Included. Try it out
@jeffumbach
@jeffumbach 4 жыл бұрын
He already has a video series on it.
@williamhay7705
@williamhay7705 4 жыл бұрын
New content.
@emailname8624
@emailname8624 4 жыл бұрын
Make them drown in fecal matter
@stephendalliard464
@stephendalliard464 4 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the only game that treats Gray like one of his Sims..."
@typhooncraze7525
@typhooncraze7525 4 жыл бұрын
“Only people that ride things can be my friends” Amazing statement gray just amazing
@gsgamingyt-gaming8216
@gsgamingyt-gaming8216 4 жыл бұрын
you know what’s harder? watching this video without laughing!😂
@antonydabossman4001
@antonydabossman4001 4 жыл бұрын
Video 10 of telling gray that this is his afterlife. You will become the people you hurt.
@GrayStillPlays
@GrayStillPlays 4 жыл бұрын
That's literally what happened in this game. It blew my mind.
@antonydabossman4001
@antonydabossman4001 4 жыл бұрын
​@@GrayStillPlays yeppppppppp
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrayStillPlays Haven't seen the option "1000 mile hallway" career option yet tho...
@antonydabossman4001
@antonydabossman4001 4 жыл бұрын
@Hunter What the "You will become the people you hurt"?
@TheInsomniaddict
@TheInsomniaddict 4 жыл бұрын
@@antonydabossman4001 If so, I guess I should start hurting rich people.
@noobiii
@noobiii 4 жыл бұрын
according to socialblade you make a minimum of 9k per month so i guess you got a real job because the average job is $30-40k and you make 72k
@naumen6508
@naumen6508 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. Still irrelevant to most parents.
@eldritchyarnbeing3295
@eldritchyarnbeing3295 4 жыл бұрын
if i were making that i wouldnt give a damn whether or not people thought it was a "real job" lmao
@yaein7049
@yaein7049 4 жыл бұрын
i watched this whole thing and loved every second of it
@leeneedsfriends6750
@leeneedsfriends6750 4 жыл бұрын
"theres so many legit options here!... gender studies" *we class that as a legit study?*
@katlyn2915
@katlyn2915 4 жыл бұрын
LeemonTree yes
@Orchidlettux
@Orchidlettux 4 жыл бұрын
Studying how humans work
@skylertremblay3395
@skylertremblay3395 4 жыл бұрын
@@Orchidlettux that aint what gender studies is bud
@lance5691
@lance5691 4 жыл бұрын
It's a sociology class, basically it studies how society and our minds combine todether to create gender roles, expression, and identity. It's not bad to study if planning to go into politics.
@skylertremblay3395
@skylertremblay3395 4 жыл бұрын
@@lance5691 except it's completely skewed through one political lense
@calebgood4966
@calebgood4966 4 жыл бұрын
GrayStillPlays, making bad life choices since whenever the hell he was born
@tyronejohnson2425
@tyronejohnson2425 4 жыл бұрын
Is tHIs SeLliNg dRUgs Gray- 2019
@alivia1840
@alivia1840 4 жыл бұрын
*Is picking all of the worst possible choices* *chooses theatre as a major* Me: (an acting major) 😐
@alessandromele9089
@alessandromele9089 4 жыл бұрын
Choose a college major SMOKING
@coultonstoltenberg8130
@coultonstoltenberg8130 4 жыл бұрын
Gray's parents: Get a real job. Gray: KZbin HERE I COME!!! Gray's parents: *face palms*
@soviet_nick6209
@soviet_nick6209 4 жыл бұрын
Gray I'm pretty sure I are the only person that sees someone wearing a swimming cap and goggles and instantly be like "he's selling drugs"
@GrayStillPlays
@GrayStillPlays 4 жыл бұрын
That swimmer looked shady as hell.
@JanJan-qo1yx
@JanJan-qo1yx 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh I live this time, now I can screw up my adulthood." I felt that 😂
@selinpond7820
@selinpond7820 4 жыл бұрын
OMG😂 You're reactions are amazing and hilarious 😂
@BlockBlazer
@BlockBlazer 4 жыл бұрын
11:44 "I guess we're professional swipers now" Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper NO swiping!
@snowflakeserpert6834
@snowflakeserpert6834 4 жыл бұрын
"I remember when I was very young, I told my parents I wanted to be a painter like Bob Ross, and them telling me to pick a real job." Whelp, we know where Gray got his murderous tendencies from.
@bluebeka2458
@bluebeka2458 4 жыл бұрын
Watch the Rick and Morty VR game, where Gray was fighting his mom in the Troy game, because his mom was dissapointed with his decisions.
@katr2682
@katr2682 3 жыл бұрын
I love how gray just forgot that non-binary/gender fluid people exist and he was like expecting it to be aliens or something 😂
@mjlu2673
@mjlu2673 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. I have just discovered this channel and I AM INLOVE
@nekokami3132
@nekokami3132 4 жыл бұрын
No one can ruin a the start of a humans life Gray: hold my keyboard
@kanna-san.
@kanna-san. 4 жыл бұрын
ot but I love your pfp
@LUNE.44
@LUNE.44 4 жыл бұрын
Hold up You wanted to become a painter.... But then you got a “real” job Let me think Who else in history wanted to be a painter....and didn’t become one... 😂
@goldandsilver4211
@goldandsilver4211 4 жыл бұрын
hitleroof
@BenSmith-cl3bi
@BenSmith-cl3bi 4 жыл бұрын
*Literally Hitler*
@dmn4163
@dmn4163 4 жыл бұрын
@@D00000T wtf bro its you again
@firewolf11567
@firewolf11567 4 жыл бұрын
Hitler actually painted quite a bit and did quite a good job. He sucked at hands though. His strong points turned out to be in depiction of architecture. While he didn't get accepted into The Academy of Fine Arts he was recommended to apply to the School of Architecture. However, he lacked the proper education requirements to do so.
@ArturGlass.C
@ArturGlass.C 4 жыл бұрын
probably 70% of people who wanted to be a painted.
@starmakarma
@starmakarma 4 жыл бұрын
2:06 ah yes. *A "PIMPLE"*
@bruh_man2548
@bruh_man2548 4 жыл бұрын
Penis
@Mwowant
@Mwowant 4 жыл бұрын
I can legitimately smell the cigars.
@tigerbourany6766
@tigerbourany6766 4 жыл бұрын
0:44 “i know there are a bajil- like 99 different things you can do in your life” why is this even funny
@renisgay9865
@renisgay9865 4 жыл бұрын
"Impregnate eggs damnit." GrayStillPlays 2019
@xKiLLzZx1
@xKiLLzZx1 4 жыл бұрын
13:05 the way he says "oh it's recommended" is how I imagine the US government saying: *"Oh there's Oil"*
@brazzy2012
@brazzy2012 4 жыл бұрын
This is effin hilarious😂
@luanaraujo7420
@luanaraujo7420 4 жыл бұрын
"where everything ends in your inevitable death" Just like life
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