Grazed by the Apocalypse

[@wyrmkintoothgrim1174]

"Sir, we've figured out what we detected!" "What is it?" "The moon, sir!" "Dear god... those damn commies have turned the moon into a missile!"

[@JoNarDLoLz]

"General! We've discovered what the missiles are!" "Tell me." "It's the sun, sir. Specifically sunlight." "Cyka! Those damn americans! So they've made a death ray using the sun then? Fear not, we shall retaliate using our Death Moon."

[@ravenlord4]

"You throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose it"

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

“We will have tea while you two still fight over this”

[@alexmasraum7596]

sounds like a conversation simmons and sarge would have..

[@inaudiblejet6792]

That aint no moon, thats a... a fleet of ships running the pepsi flag

[@n3vermore771]

"20 minutes passed, and the value of bottlecaps remained the same" hehe

[@theultimategamer75]

Quick, another settlement needs our help!!!

[@cuirassier4296]

Nino7771 *follows the railways road*

[@jarenbure1415]

David shitty fallout meme

[@theultimategamer75]

Жарин Буре Virgin

[@9393andersson]

fallout reference :D

[@julianbermejo3162]

"...and the value of bottle caps remained the same." Finest choice of words in human history.

[@hanu5456]

Julius Caesar good i was wondering why i didnt see anyone talking about bottle caps

[@dizzypear]

actually lemmino said that

[@julianbermejo3162]

yeh, I know

[@kryse4806]

damn, if such chances occured, my parents now would've just allowed me to wear raider clothes, fuck

[@kryse4806]

or even power armor

[@uraid]

Humans: That's the moon. Early Warning System in Greenland: *That's no moon.*

[@cinegraphics]

US early warning system: Correctly detects that Soviets are using Moon to attack the US.

[@danaanglim873]

That was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . .

[@LynchtheFinch]

underrated

[@facundozanatta5877]

Greenland predicted Local 58

[@Egg.426]

It's not a moon (it's not a moon) It's not a moon (it's not a moon) It's not a moon

[@wthrill6804]

“80 million trees flattened” Really makes the team trees project seem small

[@SpencerfromEarth]

There's more trees on Earth than stars in our galaxy. Roughly 3 trillion of them, I believe, though the number is constantly decreasing.

[@markl4159]

@@SpencerfromEarth :(

[@victorvictor8587]

All we can hope for is that they take those Radio Active trees and make dashboards fo High-end Luxury Autos then we can get Rid of the Wealthy .

[@davidabanto8121]

@@SpencerfromEarth that's not true at all lol

[@SpencerfromEarth]

@@davidabanto8121 "the scientific journal Nature titled “Mapping Tree Density at a Global Scale,” which provided an estimate for the number of trees on Earth of 3.04 trillion." "The most common answer seems to be that there are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way on the low-end and 400 billion on the high end."

[@suyangsong]

Stanislav Petrov is literally the saviour of humanity lol.

[@FrenchToast663]

That's not a laughing matter. He's known as "The Man Who Saved The World"

[@suyangsong]

@@FrenchToast663 of course not, I am being 100% serious

[@Egonsraad]

@@suyangsong he should have won the nobel peace prize

[@Arch3an]

Definitely

[@Jin-di9zv]

@@doggo00 you live under a rock or smth?

[@kbto]

US: *Invests millions in a missile detection system* Missile detection system: *M Ö Ö N*

[@NotSoGoodGamer18]

Aleksandar Gojovic ÖÖÖÖ

[@jayzcoverz1809]

Ö

[@thekrunkerbros.9699]

Ö

[@ack434]

m œ ø ñ

[@EdwardEstacado]

🌜🌜🌜🌜🌜

[@TycoonTitian01]

“Flash of an atomic bomb” and “at any moment “ should have never had to be in the same sentence

[@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665]

My Grandfather was living in the US in the height of the coldwar and he said it was genuinely terrifying because “everyone just decided the nukes were already coming”

[@evepayler1461]

Partculy if “mass extinction” or “near enielation” precede those words

[@justasteamplayer7542]

@@evepayler1461 annihilation*

[@davidlian1301]

Unless the word 'not' is included

[@Simon-jv9bm]

We wish that at any moment and every moment that we will never see an flash of an atomic bomb.

[@ShadowDaPk]

God, the whole cold war slowly starts looking more and more like children playing with nitroglycerin.

[@Khrispycreme]

It kinda was, ngl

[@zeltzamer4010]

It was like a very high-risk staring contest.

[@looinrims]

That’s a really dumb level of Monday morning quarterbacking but sure

[@crustman5982]

You ever see 2 cats just growling at each other because both of them don’t want to fight and both of them don’t want to back down? It’s like that but instead of them getting scratched all life is wiped off the earth

[@looinrims]

M.A. R because one globalization, war always leads to economic depression, two people enjoy living in the bubble and three unpopular regimes can’t easily be cast down if there’s that many people supporting them, how many “a civil war would never happen because the government has nukes” have you heard?

[@lappo7290]

The one most scary phrase I ever heard in my entire life: 'The Apocalypse is rescheduled'

[@Niklas.K95]

'2 minutes to midnight' Doomsday Clock

[@ahobaka1495]

ikr... that's so unsettling

[@hatemf23]

yes, because its coming just not today.

[@raiderfox7229]

2 bloody minutes...

[@mags6201]

Welcome to Night Vale. Todays news: The Apocalypse has been rescheduled for Friday. Also, Friday has been canceled due to scheduling errors. And now. For the Weather

[@LordSelf99]

"There is a 12% chance it could happen in the next decade" Well, who knows what 2020 still have for us

[@whimsy5623]

It sure as hell isn’t going well

[@Prodrentjet]

WW3, Kobe's death, corona virus, Kim jong un's resurrection.....

[@LordSelf99]

@@Prodrentjet 2020: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

[@GPN007a]

Had a dream late last year where some domestic terrorist started shooting folk here in NYC and as I'm talking to the cops about it, we turn over and see a ball of fire come dropping down in the direction of central park. I ain't psychic but considering 2020 so far... Lol 😭

[@Nomin130]

@@Prodrentjet Its well known that the DPRK has mastered the art of necromancy.

[@jakegriffith6871]

Nice to know that nuclear missile warning systems could be fooled by stuff like "sunlight on a cloud" or "the moon"

[@jordanhamilton3795]

That goves me so much hope

[@randomshit65]

Bruh 💀💀 it’s 1960s over 60 years ago, stop over exaggerating

[@chocolatelightning]

when a youtube channel is so good it could compete with some netflix series

[@JonatasAdoM]

This is far better than Netflix. Even when you go back to old stuff you compare it to channels like this.

[@chocolatelightning]

@DW DW im saying that a free youtube video is the same if not better than big budget netflix shows idk what tho but lemmino funds himself of youtube wile netflix uses the 10 dollar a month shit and yet they are both about the same quality

[@tiermax1629]

Ace Rothstein don’t say that.

[@ryansmith5274]

Say what you wanna say, ima enjoy my Red vs Blue on Netflix even though it also exists on KZbin, because I’m too lazy to watch every episode individually

[@EthanBurke-h6z]

Ryan Smith they redid it for Netflix though, so it’s not as classic

[@ariestheram5693]

The U.S. : *thinks the Moon is a missile* The Soviets : *thinks the sun is a missile* Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@zach7372]

Everything is a missle of you push it hard enough

[@kennarajora6532]

I mean if you think about it, the Moon had the US flag hoisted. The Sun is yellow and red, like the Soviet flag. There's irony in there, they both pointed missiles at their respective flags and colours.

[@gaywoman420]

@@kennarajora6532 woah... bro...

[@KudosK42]

@@zach7372 was that a pun?

[@sorcierenoire8651]

@@zach7372 All it takes is a little push.

[@OutXider]

We're living in the timeline where we survived these.

[@sleesh2439]

The biggest proof i have that there's something out there lookin out for us is that we are still fucking alive.

[@rodewesleyrabel1373]

@@sleesh2439 same

[@jiimbjimbo5263]

We're in the timeline where human extinction just hasnt happened yet, we'll get there at some point

[@qcumber6652]

Reminds me of quantum suicide.

[@Market_]

Sleesh Or It’s just probability and we are one of okayish timelines.

[@lilywalker7499]

"Hey, you can't do that! Only we are allowed to do that!" "I don't know what you're talking about?" LITERALLY ANY ATTEMPT AT DIPLOMACY EVER

[@JonatasAdoM]

Any human interactions *ever*

[@samchiu9918]

Sounds a lot like the playtime of six year olds. Wait... does that mean...

[@benjaminmontenegro3423]

@@samchiu9918 we're all children

[@aleksandar9873]

Your videos look almost too professional.

[@AnteBrkic]

And to think of it, at his age my major concern was which brand of cigarettes is cheaper.

[@twenty1cars]

Lot of time and work go into these videos. Only ever seen top quality from lemmino

[@PronomicalArtist]

netflix show, tv is dead.

[@alecwhatshisname5170]

MixedUp Games uhhhh... no, not really. TV has millions of dollars of budget for each show.

[@arsalanhashmi2911]

I just watched his Dyatlov Pass case video. He said he spent the better part of a month hiring russian translators to read various documents. If that doesn't scream dedication to you i dont know what does

[@vinkhe861]

America : funds a missile detection system and puts billions of dollars into it The system : you see that moon? i dont like how it looks

[@pwh1981]

The system: That's no moon. It's a missile.

[@vinkhe861]

@@pwh1981 plot twist : missile detection system was just obi wan kenobi and a magnifying glass

[@MrSpruce]

Plot twist: Russians launch moon at USA under the assumption it will no longer trigger their warning systems.

[@MetaReplication]

That is an amazing comment xD

[@nikhilmanali920]

😂😂😂

[@vortexx251]

"I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up." makes sense

[@triggered_atheist619]

sure cheered me up. can't wait for a possible worldwide electronic apocalypse within the next 10 years

[@iamrocketray]

@@triggered_atheist619 Maybe people will look where they are going then, instead of walking around constantly on their smart phones and bumping into me all the time.

[@triggered_atheist619]

@@iamrocketray I mean, maybe. Let's hope so.

[@SirFaceFone]

It does in a way. Makes you appreciate the peace we have currently.

[@blackkitty420]

Certainly puts a pep to your step knowing just how lucky you are to be alive. Makes you realize how little your problems may be compared to say, the total annihilation of all life on earth.

[@BlackOps2543x]

3:53 this entire Senate Hearing clip is so good. You have the context relating to what the narrator just said, then you have Dr. Lu saying the entire population of NYC would be dead. The music fades in at just the correct volume to hear the speaker, "Really?" and then cuts away. Absolute masterpiece.

[@sophiewooloo]

you verbalised my very thoughts, god it gave me full body chills and brought tears to my eyes.

[@BasicallySalad]

2:35 Yeah of course it hits Denmark Very nice.

[@neskey]

those subtle jokes even in a documentary lemmino can't stop himself XD

[@BAMsterR]

Bagoon Vi vill dock inte ha kvar Skåne?!

[@insertname252]

Salad I don’t get the joke can you explain pls?

[@Ghost-cd5zm]

@@insertname252 lemmino is swedish and he might be joking or serious that he hates danish people

[@philipauken5391]

@yo wtf put the mask back on hvad fanden sagde du lige til mig knægt

[@beanieweenies2383]

Russian captain: *underwater* US captain: “I shall now communicate in the only way humans know how”

[@thepolishdinosaur9015]

BY BLOWING THEM UP lol caps was on but it makes sense

[@t26e44]

The Polish Dinosaur it’s similar to signaling someone by firing a blank gun at their approximate direction

[@dawid12301d]

US Destroyers: 'Let's drop a bunch of bombs on them to show our friendly intentions'

[@THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER]

what?

[@carreraman8364]

@@dawid12301d they were depth charges

[@evanmay]

I like how at 2:37 , of all places, the comet just happens to strike Denmark (Lemmino is Swedish by the way)

[@thefilipinogamertfg]

Also the fact that he used Universe Sandbox 2 just to do that

[@OddityDK]

Still holding a grudge against us for the “bloodbath of Stockholm” in 1520 I guess. (The Danish king slaughtered 82 of the Swedish nobility to set an example and quell an impending uprising)

[@blightedcrowmain8236]

@@OddityDK pog

[@Volodimar]

It explains how he pronounced "Moscow" and "Bomber"

[@toasterkolin9951]

Your a legend for noticing that detail.

[@hidorah3276]

"Brighter than anything you have ever seen" *Laughs in Discord Light Mode*

[@awhahoo]

Lol

[@lilywalker7499]

MY EYES NO

[@Ismael-kc3ry]

LMFAO

[@seraphinprotsenko275]

Omg yes

[@PouLS]

as horrible and bright as all other light modes

[@callmequaz9052]

An asteroid 300 metres in size is about to slam into the the Earth, obliterating everything in a 60-70 km radius. Must be a Monday.

[@MystikZ]

Source?

[@MystikZ]

Shit, I watched the video and now I know.

[@BULLTRONHERO]

I'm sorry Jon... (r/imsorryjon)

[@mattmcdonald4033]

Why do I hear country roads

[@defectivesickle5643]

@@mattmcdonald4033 *Laughs in Ireland*

[@iliasVoolgaris]

4:18 That transition to the man saying "Really..." in subtle shock, to Aphrodite's Child - End Of The World while an atomic explosion goes on, on the background, game me chills.

[@adamlindsay4761]

Exactly what happened to me too

[@naufalfarras1556]

@william sands No, he gave a speech yesterday lol

[@praveenawesome2182]

@@adamlindsay4761 hehe

[@carcinogen60yearsago]

@william sands No, he is still NASA administrator, why make stuff up?

[@Yuti640]

4:07

[@harvey901]

These videos are probably the most organised and interesting videos on the entire internet. I Think Lemmino is underrated because he deserves way more attention for the insane work he is doing. thank you so much Lemmino

[@quantumplatinum3029]

Harvey On KZbin quantity is promoted. Becasue you cant mesure quality.

[@jcshark7023]

Harvey Deep Look is a good channel too.

[@GrindyBeak]

underated... has 2m subs...

[@JustOrangeTTV]

Harvey yeah but he doesn't get a whole lot of attention for the work there's a lot of KZbin creators like that

[@yugiohfan101ful]

And a guy that spends little time in planning his videos, and can push two out a day has almost 55 million? Seems fair

[@dynamitedudes]

2:34 I love how the swede chose DENMARK as the point of impact

[@iykury]

oh my god i never noticed that

[@danceswithcritters]

“We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.” ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

[@jodofly1158]

We are like dogs that lick their balls for a day and think it was eternity - jodofly

[@aricroy4258]

"I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up." What else are you supposed to do?

[@thebath6653]

Aric Roy I suppose you could make two videos on the world ending?

[@drtyslzy]

T H E B A T H I think that would make three negatives...so he would have had to make three videos to make that last negative a positive.

[@gatto3030]

I'm starting to concern about his mental state, to be honest.

[@TheMidnightdemon]

the magic lies in the word "almost" :D

[@alonelyperson6031]

Yeah, the world *ALMOST* ended so many times that it make one feels happy and hopeful about one's situation since the chances for it to *NOT* be as it is, is SO HUGE. These reasons listed in the video might as well be the reasons why there are no aliens while human still yet live...we are simply THAT lucky.

[@SpartanHighKing14]

04:09 - 04:22 The way LEMMINO uses that song is so perfect. It's an unnervingly beautiful song which perfectly complements the themes of this video.

[@---cd2nc]

What's the title of the song?

[@ChR0nos_7734]

@@---cd2nc Aphrodite's Child - End of the World

[@SagaciousTv]

Breaking Bad vibes

[@juliusnepos6013]

Agreed

[@Cryozenix]

it’s absolutely beautiful... nearly cried after rewatching it a few times. that music selection isn’t just haunting, it’s full on poltergeist activity.

[@quetzalthegamer]

This video and "Consumed by the Apocalypse" are really good at illustrating the knife edge that our civilization is balanced on. The universe (and even ourselves) could easily squash us flat and erase our species forever. We're lucky to be alive right now.

[@quantumblur_3145]

The most embarrassing variable in the _Cosmic Filter_ hypothesis

[@WhlteWolf9]

no wonder we cant find aliens in space, they probably all annihalated eachother/themselves. Or we're just under a strict radio silence policy because we're one of the last native planets in the universe.

[@joshmcgeough6823]

Did he just say 12% chance it will happen in the next ten years, well thanks for scaring the literal shit out of me

[@fertxpdqicts9664]

BrodyDoesThings there's a new problem though. We use electronics to keep nuclear reactors cold, and use electronics to keep nuclear bombs from going off. Without power, they will go off.

[@darisucc7749]

Fertx Pdqicts dude why'd ya have to sAY THAT

[@fertxpdqicts9664]

kirbyfan 12 to make you realize it's even worse

[@remembervinnie4258]

Fertx Pdqicts FUKK MY LIIFE

[@Sponge-28]

Those generators would also be fried in the event of a large CME. Regardless, the reactors have automatic safety mechanisms built in which will trigger instantly to begin cooling the reactor called SCRAM (all control rods drop, reactor flooded with coolant, controlled steam release to name a few), completing the initial shutdown of the reactor within 5 seconds. The problem would be keeping the coolant pumping after the initial shutdown since the generators would also be dead for the backup pumps. Most of the nuclear accidents in history had their problems post shutdown due to their inability to control the decay process since spent fuel still emits heat and radiation for years, Fukushima is a prime example. The Tsunami wiped out their electrical systems, so whilst the initial shutdowns were successful, the radiation issues arose because they couldn't maintain a constant flow of coolant. I'm sure that the idea of mass electrical issues has been considered and should have systems in place to manage the issue, the people that design these reactors are a damn sight smarter than any of us :p.

[@tacticaljuke6728]

"And the value of bottle caps remain the same" Excellent Fallout reference 👍

[@arsalanhashmi2911]

Thank god im not the only one who got that

[@giorgigarsevanidze6334]

I didn't know, if that was a reference from Fallout. I thought it was a joke.

[@leonardolejarde467]

loL

[@Streethawk1219]

Who is hyped for 76?

[@codgun8575]

Streethawk1219 Fallout just gets progressively worse, I doubt 76 will be that good. I don't want Rust 2: Fallout 76, I want a decent singleplayer game with maybe co-op and some multiplayer support that's optional. Bethesda already couldn't even make Fallout 4 anything more than the equivalent of "so bad it's good" movies.

[@LEMMiNO]

[Credits, References, and More] www.lemmi.no/p/grazed-by-the-apocalypse

[@plumby7685]

you should pin this comment because it's really far down

[@gyly2405]

LEMMiNO might wanna pin this one so people can see it :)

[@jayjaycornell269]

LEMMiNO dtask677?

[@yrovander]

hey did you know that Stanislov Petrov stated later after learning more about American tactics, he would have believed it was a real attack and passed on the info

[@maxrevs24]

Its a fake account that telling you dtask677.

[@Grandmaster_Cow]

Who else came to watch this after the “consumed by the apocalypse” video

[@elinorris1739]

yep

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

Lol yup

[@someguy315]

Yeah I came to revisit this banger

[@thefox7938]

I wanted to know that one song,I didnt know there are two of em now lol (The song titled "End of the world")

[@1234canadianguy]

In a way, this is part 1

[@rafalyp73]

"there's something on the radar!" "prepare de missiles! launch nukes in 5... 4... 3...-" "wait wait, it's just some mustard I dropped over the radar... my bad" "ohh... michael... haha, you are such a trouble maker" "well you know me sir!" freezes image, credits over the image with happy sitcom music...

[@silas5704]

k

[@DeadKraken]

The terrible thing is...this is probably not that far from the truth....fuckin hell....

[@direwolf8257]

Rafa Lyp meanwhile the radar keeps beeping and there are actual missiles. Coming

[@grizzy5091]

as three nukes including the tsar bomba are dropped on the u.s

[@FrenXIII]

*Roundabout starts playing*

[@vinhny2406]

It sad that quality is not helping Lemino grown

[@seanblah6711]

Super - rinno Lemmino is great

[@vinhny2406]

SeanPlayZZZ I know right, I been a sub to him since 500k

[@crysicxp8027]

Super - rinno ya so sad.... its not fair :(

[@vinhny2406]

Blame Pepsi :)

[@boogiexo]

Super - rinno he has 2 mil, that's a lot for a possibly independent channel

[@blub3816]

“lol america is scared of the moon” local 58: *laughs nervously*

[@pizzarella985]

finally, a man of culture

[@mrbioshock783]

@@pizzarella985 ah yes we shall praise the all mighty moon how it praises us to gaze at it ,i shall see you soon with the moon

[@briannawarren4174]

You mean, "His Throne"

[@Steven_McCrae]

front lawn , feet together.

[@MeddyMed117]

I see you're a man of culture

[@asser5547]

How does this guy find such good but underrated music...

[@TheZinnieShow]

he makes it, actually

[@Terryxfcp]

he makes his own soundtracks

[@bagasbramantyo9717]

@Federal Bureau of Investigation Aphrodite's Child was a Greek band from the 60s to the 70s

[@muhammadsabeehuddin4124]

fr vro teach us your methods sensei

[@muhammadsabeehuddin4124]

@@Terryxfcp no lol. he makes only a few, like cipher (cicada 3301) or aloft (Malaysian 370). most of the others, he finds on other music sites, like murdered dancer (opening of jack the ripper) or hard heart (opening of d.b. cooper).

[@MR-to9yk]

"While the world is still spinning as evident by the rotation of this globe" **proceeds to show a globe on fire**

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Flat earthers truggered

[@stayfrosty6290]

Ahhh, so this is where Bill Nye got the idea for that science model in that one video.

[@randomhuman2602]

**Bill Nye wants to know your location**

[@garybarnes4169]

Rotating in the wrong direction.

[@marble69texasbias30]

sounds like texas arazona and new mexico on a Monday in summer

[@stephanandersen8439]

5:52 "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottle caps remained the same" is the most well structured joke i have ever heard. Made me chuckle

[@pioneer1131]

was waiting for someone to point that out

[@3rdEarlRussell]

Fallout

[@SageSea1]

8:28 This guy is the epitome of an unsung hero, even if it’s just inadvertence by circumstance. If you asked him if he would snap America out of existence if possible, he’d probably say “yes.” But personal values at stake, he made a personally weighed decision against the retaliation. Clearly, it wasn’t mere protocol or expected of him, as he was the only one in opposition to launching the weapon, and he wasn’t even the top ranked on board. This is the beauty of human communication and reasoning.

[@JoNarDLoLz]

One of the reasons why I believe automation will somehow lead to our humanity's destruction.

[@zap3231]

@@JoNarDLoLz An automated society wouldn't make the mistake of assuming that they were at war incorrectly in the first place. A humanized society did , and only survived because 1 man had the heart to stop it. Had he been replaced by someone else, we would not be here today.

[@jellyrolls2765]

He actually was the top ranked on board. As Time Ghost explained in their Cuban Missile Crisis day-by-day, the captain wanted to order a strike and the political commissar agreed. However, this sub was the flagship for the four subs trying to break through to Cuba, and thus had the squadron commander on board, who vetoed the strike.

[@macbrown99]

The man in question was named Vasily Arkhipov, if anyone is interested. A name that, much like Stanislav Petrov, ought to be remembered better than it is.

[@jackdavenport5011]

It’s amazing to imagine that he likely saved the world just by deciding to veto everyone else’s decision on board

[@mouzquerade]

In a way, I'm super comforted by the fact that Earth seems to be really lucky and have people who also have faith that none of us actually want to end the world

[@s_ame1135]

@@Gigachad-mc5qz lmao. completely missed the point.

[@s_ame1135]

​@@Gigachad-mc5qz omg. Read OP's comment again and then read your reply. See if there's any connection. Hence why I said you completely missed his point. Anyway, it's just a matter of comprehension anyway and you simply just lack of it so I'm not going to argue anymore. Only thing I'll say is good luck with your understanding of humanity and your reading comprehension.

[@enchiladas1875]

its a shame that lemminos videos get a million views in a month sometimes even 2 months, while other top 10 channels, which the quality is horrible compared to this, get millions in a week...

[@abrar1254]

well said

[@enchiladas1875]

and what makes you assume that?

[@hoehoehoeyt2484]

Lord Of Onions that's why you only have 9 subs 😊👎

[@enchiladas1875]

HoeHoeHoe YT was the one that said that, not me smart ass. besides why does it matter if he has subs, he doesnt have any content so of course he not going to have any subs, and i doubt that he cares.

[@vekze]

What was the actual point of an argument in this comment thread like actually why

[@jadsmvs8651]

"And the value of bottle caps remained the same" *Everyone liked that*

[@jadsmvs8651]

@@KingOfFrye Made a Fallout reference in reference to a Fallout reference.

[@u.g.3298]

😉👍🏻

[@snorchill3170]

You're a genius

[@jadsmvs8651]

@@snorchill3170 I try. Thank you

[@someguy315]

@@jadsmvs8651 Mind Fuck

[@bootleg_]

*Takes months to upload* *Makes up for the wait by making you have another existential crisis for the next 2 months*

[@rizaldy2594]

pretty sweet payoff if you ask me

[@bootleg_]

crimson X Hell yeah

[@RellatheFella]

he made me think about life so much that i don't even give a damn anymore

[@jammydodger5838]

))

[@Cqjoker73]

"As evident by the fact that you are currently breathing-" I freaking love that.

[@hoch2824]

And “As evident of this spinning globe”

[@oliviaocasain9980]

"Hey you can't do that, only we're allowed to do that." Is probably the best description of the US government's mentality I've heard to date.

[@kennarajora6532]

honestly yeah

[@Treynxxx]

What are you gonna do about it?

[@kennarajora6532]

@@Treynxxx nothing anyone can really do

[@yusha1059]

is that a reference from the video "the history of the entire world, i guess" ?

[@gold_monolith6816]

EU: nice roads,schools and people USA: BIG BOMB HURT

[@QUINOVIN]

"Twenty minutes passed, and the price of bottle caps remained the same." I see you're a man of culture as well

[@captainorange2339]

Hail Caesar

[@luismoralesacevedo3100]

Iowa true to Cesare

[@camilo9817]

Heil the Legion

[@peepsshaw8479]

I don't get the reference. Please explain?

[@chuckcolip]

Peeps Shaw fallout the games

[@emeraldfox2949]

"The apocalypse had to reschedule" That there is an amazing line that coveys what happened but sugar coats it in just a way that it still sends shivers down my spine

[@abandonedaccount123]

you either copied a comment word for word or another person copied your comment word for word

[@perfectevo2392]

This channel is truly a gem. 7 years later and this video still holds up as a shining example of unparalleled quality.

[@roland4240]

"as the world is still spining, as evident by this globe" *shows burning globe*

[@elevenunderscore11]

that is the joke yes

[@fhilbelgica_8138]

Accurate representation of 2020

[@wuzz111]

Hey I made it 420 likes

[@PavloPravdiukov]

12:21 in case you are looking for exact timestamp

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

Basically 2020. Noice :/

[@natekelley2593]

"Petrov was correct as evident by the fact that you are breathing" I don't know why but this made me crack up laughing

[@flizer5270]

this video is beautifully designed with the old 1950/ 60s feel to the video is outstanding. Its hard to believe that earth has came so close to deviation.

[@Streethawk1219]

If you like that play Fallout

[@nicobruin8618]

Many of the images were from the the 1964 film Dr strangelove. Which is amazing and anyone interested in nuclear war must watch it.

[@dylanj950]

deviation? you mean devastation?

[@brente89]

@@dylanj950 why did it take a year for someone to correct this?!

[@dylanj950]

Brent Edwards idk

[@KimKhan]

If the Tunguska impact had struck Earth 8 hours later, it would have impacted smack dab right over St. Petersburg. Makes you think, sometimes we are graced by sheer dumb luck.

[@dividedstatesofamerica2520]

If only it did.

[@susamogus1744]

@@dividedstatesofamerica2520 are you saying that it getting hit is a good thing?

[@ppurpleduck]

@@dividedstatesofamerica2520 bro what

[@unistavanjesquarediagonal2687]

Allah, not dumb lucj

[@HaydenLau.]

Well, the proportion of populated areas in the world is far smaller than that of uninhabited areas

[@YakuzureNonon]

USA: *puts missiles near russia Soviet union: *does the same USA: *wait, that's illegal*

[@stathissim]

Well, Soviet Union posed a real threat to US allies (most of Central and West Europe, even with conventional missiles) and that was the pretext of placing missiles in Turkey, a NATO member. US did not directly threaten any Eastern Bloc countries and that's why the direct threat towards US soil was perceived as a serious and imminent threat.

[@Jin-di9zv]

@@stathissim no it doesn't. just because Russia is intimidating doesn't mean the US can use that reason to put a literal death bomb next to them. and when that happens to the US they all go whining that Russia is threatening them.

[@TheXodic98]

It's really not as easy at it seems, but don't get me wrong, the actions of both states were extreme but the whole justification of putting nukes in Turkey (which happened I think around/after 1946) was because of the Turkish Straits Crisis. After WW2 Stalin wanted to expand his empire and so he wanted to enable free transport of goods through the Turkish Strait which connects the Black Sea to the Mediterranean Sea, but Turkey did not want this and since they were allied with the US it was interpreted as a way to take control of the strait, hence the reaction from the US.

[@delhivines7804]

Usa is a bitch

[@th3highwayman]

To be fair, by the time of the Crisis the missiles in Turkey were defunct and in need of maintenance and repairs.

[@Mika-435]

Just to be the clear, the captain of the Soviet submarine mentioned at 8:15 was a man named Valentin Savitsky. The senior officer who disagreed with him and prevented WWIII from breaking out was Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov. I felt like their names were worth mentioning considering that for a brief few minutes on that October day in 1962, they were the most powerful men on earth. Also, here's some more information on Vasili Arkhipov's life if anyone's interested. * He was born 30 January 1926, to a peasant family in the town of Staraya Kupavna. * He served aboard a minesweeper in the Soviet Navy during the Soviet invasion of Manchuria in 1945. * After graduating from the Caspian Higher Naval School in 1947, he served in the submarine service aboard boats in the Black Sea, Northern, and Baltic Fleets. * He was aboard the Soviet submarine K-19 as its executive officer when, in July 1961, there developed an extreme leak in the reactor coolant system. With no backup system, members of the crew had to work in high radiation levels for extended periods of time in order to prevent a meltdown. Although the crew was successful in their endeavor, the incident left everyone on board, including Arkhipov, irradiated. All members of the engineer crew and their divisional officer died within a month. * Following the Cuban Missile Crisis, Arkhipov continued to serve in the Soviet Navy. He was promoted to the rank of rear admiral in 1975 and vice-admiral in 1981, before retiring in the mid-1980s. * Vasili Arkhipov died on 19 August 1998 from kidney cancer. He left behind his wife, Olga Arkhipova, and a daughter named Yelena.

[@DiceStrike]

That was insightful.

[@penguinolord548]

Nerd I’m just kidding

[@maekong2010]

I wish to thank him for his service. Thank you for the bio.

[@miggyo.2235]

Harvey Fell still people would die and no matter what they will find a way to justify the war

[@Cecilxii]

Yelena..Yelena Arkhipov..has..a nice ring to it.....God Bless them all..

[@3843mark]

I usually NEVER comment on KZbin,but I got to say,your videos are pure art ! Keep up the great work.

[@42thgamer80]

I agree! I think we should comment more so he knows we love him!

[@automatichornetNOJB]

42thgamer there's 7,000+ comments I think he's fine

[@42thgamer80]

Never know for sure, and he really deserves it!

[@adeactivated]

That 4th safety wire on that bomb: “Wouldn’t it be funny if I were to scare literally everyone in America?”

[@Trolaze]

Amerika: Puts billions and billions of dollars into research and installing missile detecting systems The Detecting Systems: ThE mOoN iS a rOcKet

[@YoussefAbdullah162]

@Donald Trump r/woosh

[@onrch]

a m e r i k a

[@hanzohattori6716]

I actually laughed out loud, thank you!

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

@@YoussefAbdullah162 Fuck up you have no idea what that means

[@justsomerandomguy239]

90 years ago bad woooosh

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

*U.S. thinks the Moon is a missile* Soviets: Wanna see something funnier? U.S: What *Soviets think sunlight is a missile*

[@cocofilms5524]

The sun is a deadly laser. Not anymore, we realized its not. wow. this was way better in my head.

[@spaceshipearth481]

@@cocofilms5524 And the moon is a deadly missile that's slowly flying away from us.

[@ibnfaiz7430]

Coco Films not anymore there’s a blanket

[@duckietheduck]

bill wurtz: the sun is a deadly lazer soviet union: dear god he's right

[@safe-keeper1042]

@@spaceshipearth481 It probably misidentified the Moon as a battle station.

[@carlohas-banana7752]

This is one of your greatest of works. Yet, it did poorly in terms of views. I just wanted to thank you for making such an amazing video. Also, I understand that this video did poorly because it's not a top 10, lol.

[@galihniwoii.4329]

Carlohas-Banana yeah i know right! This was the best lemmino creation, the scene and music, sp geniusly picked, with all conspiracy or fact compilator on youtube, only this video that had made me triggered

[@ariezon]

sometime people like a mystery for entertainment and everyone like to give their opinion to open wide for discussion, or even just for you know entertainment.

[@jimmytran4596]

Carlohas-Banana o

[@Andrew-xc7kb]

Adûnâi For a KZbinr like him who has 2.3 million subs (I think), 50k would be a real faliure.

[@ballaurina8367]

Maybe its the title. English is not my native language and Im confused by the word grazed.

[@orbyfied]

"I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up." *n i c e .*

[@VRichardsn]

Huh. 1883 comet impact animation shows it hitting Denmark. I am sure it is just a coincidence.

[@GiveMeBass93]

Even the asteroid doesn't want it's internet histroy revealed.

[@giovanni9136]

Denmark doesn't exist therefore so does that comet impact

[@Balpindo]

Scientist : "If the meteor would hit a city it would be gone" *R e A l L y ? *

[@OrangeC7]

I mean, honestly, how could you respond to that? It's a really humbling fact. I honestly don't know how I would respond if I were in his situation except with silence.

[@MickMod]

I think of it more in the way "This massive amount of people would die", and it being much more serious than one would expect, but it's still stupid to not expect a high number for NYC.

[@haiku029]

Lmao a 10km asteroid can kill everyone

[@veratisium]

@@haiku029 The meteor the guy talked about in front of the congressmen is 200 meters wide, a 10km would wipe the planet, I am not stating facts or have done any research but my thesis is it might chip a piece of the earth.

[@haiku029]

@@veratisium fr

[@lucignolo8333]

this is pure and simple youtube gold

[@Blucharls]

With everything happening in Ukraine right now, I've come back to this video. It's oddly comforting knowing how close we were to nuclear fallout, and it didn't happen. It makes me feel it might not happen now. Thanks for this video, Lemmino.

[@lauritorni4879]

How do you feel now?

[@ameybirulkar7503]

It won't happen. Not over Ukraine.

[@revictwicaksono6388]

“The Apocalypse is rescheduled” 2020: YO WAZZAAP

[@bongobongo3661]

False alarm

[@THESIXTHEGG]

Bongo Bongo Coronavirus is gonna kill us all fam

[@wowsuchhandle]

false alarm again

[@youreawizardhagrid]

Getting a little more accurate

[@cykablyat5611]

@@THESIXTHEGG lol hiv and aids is more lethal than corona virus its just highly contagous

[@SponkBoo]

Anything: *happens* US Military: *damn Soviets.*

[@communisttrash8590]

“It’s the communists”- US military when anything happens

[@d4rkm4tt3r4]

Those damn commies

[@mlgtakeo4065]

The soviets when america does anything: *I'm to busy starving to care*

[@Den_Stackars_Uttern2559]

@@mlgtakeo4065 very original.

[@mlgtakeo4065]

@@Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 its true though

[@v-fire1463]

People in the comments are talking about apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.

[@jackathy]

Varun Muttur Yea, because there felling sad because there creating an apocalypse...stupidity

[@451asians]

the joke your head

[@bruhmomentmaker4979]

Varun Muttur budum-tish

[@articcenturion8387]

Ow. Hmm, its bright today. Hey. it's getting brighter.

[@TommyCubed]

Artic Centurion Its getting hotter?!?

[@Texasyellow5687]

“It is truly a miracle that we have come as far as we have.” That sent shivers down my spine. It’s true but like….damn.

[@anindecisiveweeb8185]

Humanity: Just barely scrapping by, one fuckup at a time

[@pdubbxdmobliegamer5244]

Humanity is the student who always gets told if he keeps it up, he'll fail, but he scrapes by with exactly a 60 in each class and graduates💀

[@orishem8392]

You are f***ing amazing man. Your videos are the best no competition

[@TheSliderBy]

DragonInferno99 Ω Cold Fusion is pretty good too.

[@YuraVids]

DragonInferno99 Ω yes, i agree

[@elunelle1174]

ori shem you should watch *all* of his videos. He's definitely a quality over quantity channel.

[@TheSliderBy]

DragonInferno99 Ω Yeah, if you are into technology, AI, and what goes along with all that you should definitely check him out.

[@saruboss18]

yep quality vise his channel is one of the best, hope he get more subs and also make more videos

[@Max-xl5kx]

"12% chance that CME will happen again in the next 10 years" cHriSt

[@scardycat8355]

That will be on my mind of the next 10 years now.

[@sammysamosa1404]

sk0sH because it wasn’t significant

[@7214jq]

SammySamosa it was significant weren’t u listening? He said it missed us

[@communisttrash8590]

OH YEAH!!!!!

[@miguelmalvina5200]

2020 lol

[@kevindube7096]

“Hey! Only we are allowed to do that!” should be part of the USA national anthem

[@Blizzic]

Guys I think I'm scared

[@KurtisFetter]

Blizzic spoked 🧟‍♂️

[@looinrims]

Why? It’s already happened, and always were beyond your control, fear does nothing

[@Skyriths]

The Looinrims It's uncontrollable, i hate when people just say "sadness is useless, stop doing it" It's such bullshit

[@looinrims]

Skyrith except that whole part where I’m correct, it doesn’t make it easy, and coming to terms with inevitability or lack of involvement makes it easier to ignore I hate people that wallow in their pity and just disagree with people offering solutions, such bullshit

[@looinrims]

Skyrith someone is rather upset at a KZbin comment, you probably should learn to control your emotions more

[@KONATI]

"I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up." Nice.

[@AndyxXx21]

are you blind

[@xcool233]

Francisco A G Description

[@dodoubleg182]

this makes me happy and also sad 1. i'm happy because i'm still alive and 2. i'm sad because i'm still alive

[@silvy10101]

Too relatable

[@mewbork]

Jesus most relatable thing I've heard in my entire life

[@ryansmith5274]

*Insert another relatable meme*

[@farkbett699]

Wow edgy

[@depthsofabjection]

ty

[@xXRedTheDragonXx]

I've come back to this video a few times now, and every time I watch it again it almost makes me cry. We have come so far, but yet we're so fragile. Several times we've literally come within inches of total self-annihilation or annihilation by external means. We are so, so lucky as humans to be alive today.

[@pgp555]

this is great content. this is something that could be on tv. Edit: this is something that SHOULD be on tv. happy now? edit 2: Im happy that about 1800 people agree with me

[@CertifiedHoodClassic0]

He deserves to be number 1 no doubt, but let's face it, people would rarther watch a Swedish guy scream at not-so scary games......

[@thomasjin1415]

pewds doesnt do that anymore -_-

[@xcaderkilgard5300]

Preston Garvey Lemmino is also Swedish, 3rd best youtuber there, but PewDiePie and Avicci aren't in Sweden anymore so that makes Lemmino the #1 100% Swedish youtuber

[@pgp555]

Preston Garvey i mean, you cant compare pewdiepie with lemmino. their content are completly different

[@pgp555]

Preston Garvey also my point in this comment is that this content is good that it could be in channels like national geography or discovery

[@s.v.o.579]

"Mistaken the moon for a Soviet attack" Classic

[@fenderman6127]

That happened to my buddy Eric once

[@zipf]

Lmao

[@Aecor]

@@fenderman6127 ofc Eric has experienced everything

[@vangogh2486]

Always blame the Soviet

[@rasin847]

So what I’m getting is that America just really didn’t like Russia.

[@wallyhackenslacker]

Quoth Carl Sagan "Imagine, a room, awash in gasoline. And there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has 9,000 matches. The other has 7,000 matches. Each of them is concerned about who’s ahead, who’s stronger. Well, that's the kind of situation we are actually in."

[@mrbioshock783]

@@wallyhackenslacker dick measuring contest on a new lvl

[@i_forget]

@@wallyhackenslacker you could even say "one party had 2 matches while the other party had 1" to the same effect

[@rhettshanley8712]

Rasin not sure if your fucking joking or not because that’s simple 5th grade history

[@livethefuture2492]

mikykr-5 Well not anymore, the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991.

[@asiancanadian1584]

I remember back in 2012 the coronal mass ejection was heavily talked about by my parents. We were at the smithsonian air and space museum in D.C. that day it happened and I kept overhearing them talk about how devestating it would be if it would hit us and I thought we were going to die. I was weirdly calm. My parents bought my brother and I McDonalds for lunch (we usually don't buy it) and I was happy, but also suspicious because it wasn't really a special occation.

[@Sealdrop]

THE ASTEROID HIT DENMARK HAHAHAHAGHA

[@crossfire669_5]

Sealdrop yeah fuck Vikings

[@kylefitz.2639]

I hate to love the fact that everyone hates on Denmark and the Dutch...

[@hermanstromberg9007]

Sealdrop it hit Skåne bruv

[@oliver8599]

fuck u guys, this is cyber bullying

[@BasicallySalad]

despacito

[@itsTechni]

This channel has the greatest content to watch while Vsauce is silent.

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Lol

[@TehFuzzyCoconut]

m is still around.

[@veryorignalname4804]

He's just on a different channel

[@itsTechni]

veryorignalname it doesn't feel the same ☹️

[@Jin-di9zv]

@@itsTechni he uploaded!

[@Calvinatorzcraft]

*small explosion goes off above water* Submarine captain: LAUNCH THE NUKES

[@leoterss]

in 2050: *kid throws plastic duck into sea* USSR Submarines: We have detected a level 10 threat, prepare ze nukes!!

[@ksmi9109]

Year 3050: THE WINDS BLOW TOWARDS THE CAPITOL! DEPLOY THE WORLD SHATTERER!

[@deeman2200]

In 4050: hmm this looks like lonely planet, wonder what happened

[@unclubbableplus]

6050: God: Huh, it was here before, but now it's not. God's Science Teacher: Sure... You get an F.

[@Mystickrage]

If this about the soviet sub let me explain it more the sub was underwater for 3 days the internal temp was 113f they had no communcations and the us fleet of 23 screeing ships and a few more heavy ships were directly over head just dropping depth charges as a screening tactic they didnt know the sub was there and the captian thought it was war he thought america learned they were there and were purposly trying to sink them the captian and second command then decided if they were going to be sunk they would destroy every ship sinking them with the nuclear weapon on board but for no reason what so ever execpt luck the flotilla commander of the alantic fleet for ussr was on board and denied the use out right and he talked them into surfacing and surrendering instead cause if the captain was wrong the world would die

[@SagaciousTv]

This man has to have the most captivating videos on KZbin. Once you find him you’re hooked. Unbelievably professional

[@Theres_No_PlanetB]

"was correct by the fact that your breathing right now" lol

[@FrenchToast663]

that's not a laughing matter.

[@deemiaan]

Hector stop being a sourpuss

[@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851]

*you're

[@AB-bg7os]

Vault-Tech : prepare for the future!

[@CaseSet236]

Pulowski nuclear protection on a budget

[@sqweed653]

I'm gonna spend all my money on blast radius board games.

[@pinecone9619]

Synth Curie Actually, it's "vault-tec"

[@jcshark7023]

Synth Curie It's Vault-Tec ya dam stupid synth, not Vault-Tech.

[@zackatwood2867]

That's why I have the real shit: a good overpressured cabin 4x4, a gas mask, plenty of filters, mopp gear, duct tape, and iodine tablets for 120days. (but no guns because even though I'm a desert-dweller us Californians hate guns)

[@samovarmaker9673]

that tune at the beginning was from the announcement in 1941 that Nazi Germany invaded the Soviet Union.

[@overlyadequate9447]

STALINGRAD! THOUSANDS FROZEN, CANT TREK BACK, TOO COLD... losing consciousness... commie bastards.. (dies)

[@britscout6496]

George Ushakov you sound like tf2's soldier

[@command_unit7792]

eh it was a general start of all state announcements in soviet union....

[@KOTYAR0]

Hey, you sre fucking right! That IS совинформбюро background tune, used for every official announcement!

[@KOTYAR0]

@@overlyadequate9447 Nazis were socialist, too. Kind of commies, I mean.

[@nexus8407]

"It's truly a miracle we have come as far as we have"

[@malikitbe9211]

Top 10 Facts: The Future Top 10 Facts: Extinction Top 10 Facts: Mutations

[@stefanocampagna414]

Malik ItBe III

[@jormasenpai]

Malik ItBe the future would be an interesting one xD

[@V0L74GE_H4CK]

or as these facts are know when put together, evolution.

[@kylefitz.2639]

ur mom So true...

[@noahn4336]

I mean mutations isn't completely insane. One mutation can be pretty small but a small mutation would get extremely confusing the fact that bioogists looks through Dna and see strips on different places. I fail biology cause of that so I gotta redo that again.

[@CreationMage]

“And there’s a 12% chance of this happening in the next 10 years” let me guess, June?

[@altaccount4697]

Mayans were only 8 years off, that's pretty impressive.

[@pinkration]

but we have flight in june

[@lcmiracle]

Well, if there's gonna be a major insurrection in the U.S., I'd put it in November.

[@jd_kreeper]

I think that will be towards the end of 2020, maybe around when the aliens show up.

[@InquisitorBoomBoom]

2020 is just the Beginning of end

[@seamuspink9098]

8:07 -Hey there's a russian sub beneath us -Try to contact them -How? -Let's drop some depth charges! Thats very friendly!

[@spartan1503]

It was a low depth charge not really dangerous to a submarine but if the sub close enough to the depth charge it's easy to assume it's a attack

[@mobiuscoreindustries]

The guys were submerged and didn't receive the orders from Moscow telling them that American destroyers would use practice depth charges and grenades to tell the sub "alright, we found you, just get the fuck back up now" so it was right for them to assume they were using grenades to enhance sonar readings and then were using full size depth charges to take them out.

[@kanaserwisowy7166]

Well... you got any better ideas?

[@carson.4612]

Nah let’s have one of our loyal lads get the diving gear and start knocking on the commies’ door, that’ll do it.

[@iglidor]

@@carson.4612 Imagine if they did that and some poor schmuck in that sub actualy opened door to see who is knocking :-D

[@joshdreams2343]

Lemmino is one of the BEST creators of our time and I appreciate the fact that I’m alive to witness this.

[@Hank_the_Goose]

Alien one: did you check on the humans? Alien two: yes. Looks like they had another close call. Alien one: really? Last time it was the moon that set off their alarms. what did it this time. Alien two: (shows paper) the fucking sun. Alien one: (flips the table in frustration)

[@carljohnson7168]

Alien three: we might as well just leave these guys they are useless...

[@TommenIBaratheon]

HAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chubbshappygilmore3913]

@@carljohnson7168 *gets nuked*

[@fbn7766]

😅😂

[@Racc00nR1ck]

Greenland early warning system: lol sorry. That was just the moon. Me: that’s no moon...

[@aikslf]

exactly what I was about to comment lol

[@ramsnake5901]

It's a space station

[@nvstewart]

@@ramsnake5901 Bah, you beat me too it, by 4 whole days!!!

[@ramsnake5901]

@@nvstewart gg lol

[@amm98d]

This guy was feeling down so he made this video. WTF do you when you're feeling productive bro? 😂

[@The8bitdin0]

He probably solves the Fermi Paradix

[@ianrey7899]

He's on his way to cure cancer or some shit lol

[@olireid7577]

Man I always come back to lemmino every so often, but mostly this one. His complex and entertaining docs are fucking awesome and 100% surpass half the shit on Netflix, like this video is 3 years old and is still better than stuff coming out as of late. It's so weird growing with this guy's channel, it went from the early days of memes to legitimate master pieces.