Greasy Hamburgers and Greasy Video Games!!

[@neozeed1984]

The story you start with It, makes my life bearable. THANK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not alone.

[@djlink111]

Love your stories.

[@BryanReaper]

55k coming. the Bithead 1000 army grows my lord!!! We are with you to the end Captain!!

[@CGQuarterly]

Damn dude, almost 55k subs. 100k is inevitable at this point. I remember at some point it was like coasting down the other side of the mountain and you knew it was just a matter of time.

[@midwest8bit]

For sure when I first subbed to this masterpiece of a channel he was at 1.2k. We all knew it was only a matter of time

[@billschlafly4107]

​@@midwest8bit I subbed somewhere near 15k subs because Chris mentioned him a few times on his plus channel. At first I didn't like the coffee slurping New Yorker attitude but his takes on life resonate with me. I stuck around and now this is my favorite channel. Watching Bithead is like watching Lenny Bruce. Lenny is an old school comedian who just rambled on stage about stuff he found amusing during a time when most comedians were saying stuff like "take my wife...please" or "I just flew in and boi are my arms tired." At some point Lenny was arrested for saying offensive words on stage. George Carlin was breaking into the scene around that time and he turned that schick into the 7 words you can't say on TV.

[@BryanReaper]

Containing this beast is no longer a option for KZbin. This guy is defintition of determination!

[@martinraj9276]

It's well deserved

[@arjuken8]

Hard work pays off

[@petercipriano936]

Man, I needed this. This is 55 minutes of pure therapy and escape from this twilight zone world we are living in. Bithead1000, the gift that keeps on giving!

[@mattt9868]

I cannot thumbs up this video enough times. I have followed your channel since 2012. Still producing quality content a decade later. Your stories of back in the day connect with me. Your modern day marriage and kid struggles connect with me. Never stop what you are doing Bithead. I am so happy you are over 50K subs, long overdue.

[@paulpagani182]

Sip of coffee for BitHead 1000☕️☕️☕️

[@JoNev1]

Brotha, we dont need no damn gimmicks just you being you man. You are simply one of the best out there and we enjoy your presence either here or on any other platform. Pro tip: next time you're feelin left out and wanna know whats up, when the cacklin' starts, hit the mic button on goog translate. Your welcome bro lol Keep up the great work and shout out to Chris (CGQ) as usual! Oh and I think Rita got jealous of Olga 😋. Here's to you Jesse. Keep rockin. 💪👍 #SipACoffee ☕☕☕

[@randycruel]

I’m calling now. Bithead1000 on the Joe Rogan experience by the end of 2022.

[@chriswilson9331]

I didn't get shit for sleep last night, halfway through the work day your new video popped up to save the day, hilarious man! Keep up the good work and congrats on all your new subscribers, well earned. ...I'm off to watch yoga videos 👍

[@ReiseTime]

Here’s to new bithead1000 videos getting us through the week!

[@211inprogress]

🍻

[@robmansell245]

Discovered these videos by chance 2 weeks ago and I'm so glad I did. The community of fans are fantastic and a testament to you and your work. You bring a lot of joy to alot of people in these dark times. Love the builds, but really love the shed rants. They're entertaining, but with comedy, counselling, words of wisdom & retro gaming included. Keep up the good work. Please give a shout out if possible. All the best from Bristol, England 🇬🇧 😎

[@BitHead1000]

Bristol!!! Home of the mighty Cheo!! Glad you are here now!

[@robmansell245]

@@BitHead1000 and Banksy!

[@211inprogress]

Hello Rob, form Southend Essex. 🇬🇧✌️

[@robmansell245]

@@211inprogress Hello 👍

[@alanoliver6167]

always the highlight in my week, awesome.

[@adamdelbridge8235]

I have been on a BITHEAD1000 tear lately. I have binged all your episodes from your first and loving. Sometimes I throw it all while fixing/modding consoles. Sometimes I throw it on while browsing ebay. If you need an intro song hit me up. I produce music and would love to make a BITHEAD1000 song!!

[@ratelvis]

Bro! I was thinking about writing an intro for him too but you know procrastination lol. Was thinking something in the Maiden style/vibe since he loves them like crazy.

[@adamdelbridge8235]

@@ratelvis That would be awesome too! However, my wheelhouse would be electronic videogame music lol

[@Alexinytown]

Been a lousy day but damn if I wasn't happy to see another Bithead video

[@ReefGuzzler]

Comedy gold as always

[@unorthdoxcleric6953]

Ah the Master is back for another lesson

[@stephencosentino5529]

Callahan here reporting for the best hour of entertainment in the business. Scanning for pure enjoyment

[@kael215]

Bithead is like Bill Burr to me. Just an opinion. He doesn't pull any punches. I'd pay to see him live. And he's just a cool dude in his shed with creativity and bit of passion.

[@danmac0]

You can watch him in a podcast, really cool guy when the wife is not around.

[@videogamepolak0]

almost identical, same type of comedy and shrewdness, and same problems with their wives :shrug: go figure on that one ahey?

[@bigrobfff2398]

God bless this man 👍🏻

[@anthony.jesse.s2161]

The best advice on how to pick up girls at the bar. Another solid video.

[@MR.AIRWALK]

Stellar

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

Had me ROLLING! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ipkiss03]

You're like the dude in the big lebowski, taking it easy for the sake of all of us! I just love the show, binge watching every episode, makes my day everytime! Keep it going, I'M IIIIIIIIINNNNNN !!!!!

[@mubodude]

In the parlance of our times...

[@ipkiss03]

@@mubodude haha exactly!! Also: "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man!"

[@mubodude]

@@ipkiss03 “Johnson?”

[@crazy8888s]

Always makes me smile, literally the greatest show on planet earth

[@MisterDozer]

Oh lord this is so cathartic. Thank you.

[@pep5158]

New video, thank you !!!

[@retroheed6226]

I'll tell you something right now BH1000.. I'm ever so close to building a man made shed to escape this home schooling, wife moaning nightmare us men are living right now. Keep up the good work Jeeves, Sip of coffee ☕

[@videogamepolak0]

better have a gym with weights in there too so the T levels dont drop 6 feet further underground

[@thesolidsnakealpha]

Mate, I'm INNNN

[@luckyrockmore2796]

Hey Jesse hope this motivates you....I listen to your show while working out at the gym!👍👍

[@tarnin]

Holy shit that pot bit was fantastic. Those were some of my best nights in my 20's.

[@somedude8791]

Where have the good times gone... I swear.

[@martinraj9276]

Yeah, how can a new video make me so happy

[@mtshark7]

Awesome episode Jesse! Shinobi 3 is one if my favorite Sega Genesis games of all time.

[@jefflindquist6138]

Guess what time it is ? It's bithead 1000 time !

[@zachary_attackery]

It's my birthday and this is the best present I got from anyone

[@211inprogress]

Happy birthday. 🎉 ✌️

[@chriswilson9331]

Happy Birthday! 🍻

[@dovic2293]

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉

[@BangBang-hk4rg]

Happy Birthday to my fellow BitHead fan! 🤘

[@BitHead1000]

Happy Birthday!!!

[@DadRacer]

Yesse, I cracked up at Andrew Dice Mom.

[@211inprogress]

Wednesday upload, what a treat. 🍔⚔️

[@iraplikeyoubreathe]

Bithead1000 is winning the youtube game. Bigtime.

[@Remedey49]

GOAT 🐐

[@videogameobsession]

Mario Kart Rainbow Road music in Rock Man 2 "Grey Zone"....must be a hack. (Just noticed it showed 2009).. I believe that's when MM 8 came out, if I'm not mistaken.. Which I probably am.

[@garywhitelock4126]

Was also trying to wrap my head around this haha

[@RamonHernandez]

Dying laughing at "Jeff Rotunda"

[@arjuken8]

I am a simple man. I see a bithead video, I watch it, press like, comment, share with a couple of my buds, and like the f out of the comments. Then I carry on with my miserable life

[@johnpenguinthe3rd13]

Those Yoga videos, my father started watching those on KZbin on a big screen using a Roku. I started watching as well. It's amazing. Two thumbs up!!

[@Natures_Intentions]

Awesome video for sure

[@scramblesthedeathdealer]

Oh yeah, *I'm in!*

[@gurleyz]

You worked at All American burger... Six months ago, see the sign? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dice... Learn it, Live it, Love it Lol!!!!

[@genesisfan029]

Another spiral into the abyss. And its awesome! Thanks!

[@Menmyboy1230]

Ahhhhhh all American burger !!!! I miss it so much !! We would go once or twice a month !!! Dude your the best keep it up

[@Yura-Sensei]

Rockman 2 - Gray Zone is a ROM hack for the game Rockman 2. The apparent idea of ​​this ROM hack to turn the levels of the original game into something with a darker and / or sad tone. It features redesigned stages, a new soundtrack taken from other games (for example, the Air Man's stage song which is the same as the Flame Mammoth from Mega Man X), and a considerably higher level of difficulty.

[@NegativeYoutube]

I had a 95 Nissan Altima, it was mostly gorilla glue and duct tape by the time I sold it, the thing was a beast, and the person who bought it from me drove it for years after that. I slammed a 2x4 in-between the frame and the motor because the mount was broken on mine too.

[@Darkinfiniti]

If I ever win some "fvck you" money, I'm gonna be getting a hold of good ol' Yeffrey here, and we're gonna produce the BH1K show animated series. Now I just need to somehow pick 7 numbers between 1 and 50 that all appear on the same ticket. I'll even throw in a new Audi truck for the ol' ball and chain. The game is afoot.

[@BitHead1000]

42, 16, 28, 10, 23, 44, 31

[@luckyrockmore2796]

29

[@Darkinfiniti]

@@BitHead1000 Nice. I'll play those numbers every time from now on. I mean, eventually they gotta come up. We'll all probably be dead for a thousand years before it happens, but I'll give'er all I got.

[@HeathenJames]

As a fellow Costco employee, let me just say I feel that salary line so much. My favorite part of living is when everyone hears you work for Costco and they think you're a damn millionaire. _In Jessie's wife's voice_ "But I hear it's great working for Costco and they pay so well!" Sure, sweet cheeks, if you don't mind the abysmal scheduling, dealing with the most entitled humans on planet earth, management that doesn't know their ass from their elbow, and every 25 year old, freshly minted supervisor who thinks they know _literally anything about anything_ but tries to tell you how to do your job. "What's that, Jim? You think it's really dumb that we're taking down two isles of steel right before Christmas and that the impending influx of items might necessitate keeping that steel space? HA! What're you, a loser?! Now go back to down stacking trash bags on the fence!" Shot of cap gun for alcoholism, people.

[@robertcooper3196]

Love me some All American burgers they’re sooo fucking good, I drive 40 min from Suffolk out there with my Fiancé and son every few weeks. Like stepping into a delicious time machine. Great stuff man!!

[@BloodRayneUK]

Damn, l want to go to All American...I am IN BH 🍔🥤🍟 👍🏻 i don't know what was more impressive, your chat up lines at the bar or the fact you can put ageing Russian lapdancers to sleep,both are a rare skill 🤔👍🏻 Anyways, the Game Station at the start was fu*kin' you tender but Shinobi 3, Rockman 2 and that last game redemmed it big time and the music in Shinobi 3 was great to hear. Another funny as fu*k episode brother and let those numbers continue to rise and as always, keep on sippin' 🥃✌🏼

[@kael215]

Watching somebody play shinobi 3 for the first time is the coolest thing I've seen in awhile.

[@apocalypticminister1369]

Haven't watched in a while! 🤣 Thanks! I needed to laugh 😂 The struggles of the national lampoon AMERICAN Man! And so you know, I always forget my mask!!! 🤨

[@jmac9373]

“Would you like a dance “ on his best vampire impersonation 33:10

[@jerryinohio1978]

You would come to Ohio for tractor pulls,I would come to long island for all american burger. You will be at 100,000 subscribers by summer.👍

[@djutmose]

Someone needs to send this guy a new police scanner that works...

[@josephthornton3316]

You showing Supreme snowboarding reminded me of Slalom for the NES. Remember that sheeeeeet?

[@MorbidThrasher666]

I dont know how you only have 55k subs. You are the last real american left,keep on rambling. \m/

[@Remedey49]

Who else misses the Pee Wee outro?

[@MR.AIRWALK]

He would do it with more Nintendo tapes sent!!!

[@theiliadsagamemnon]

Satiated...Nice one.

[@Laserdreamz]

That Saiyuukii World literally is a wonderboy in monster land remake, looks like they left some of the same enemies in too.

[@ShaneMcGrath.]

I remember back in 90's in my night clubbing younger days(Damn I'm old), Greasy food was like the best hangover cure, Got you ready for another binge night. lol

[@dovic2293]

anybody notice wen he was playing rockman 2 at 49:02 the music was an 8 bit version of the Rainbow Rode theme from Mario Kart 64???

[@211inprogress]

I thought I recognized that. 🎧👍

[@racer4200]

That last game is VERY similar to Worderboy in Monsterland. Weird.

[@markangelo4083]

I was gonna say, Fit like Gilad Bodies in Motion like back in the day.

[@ItsameBS]

paused and started to watch Yoga videos. BH is not wrong.

[@biga3246]

good choice

[@teckademiczlol]

haven't had all american burger in years. i miss that place.

[@alexenochss]

bro im 30 and my happiest moments are when im drunk! not to say i am now but man times can be difficult and drinking lets u get through the thought process ..i was in a wreck that fractured my skull/face and my back and alcohol has been my friend

[@alexenochss]

also your more real than any other youtuber on the platform... use that as a weapon...your amazing my friend please keep up the content im ready for it but i dont know if the world is and thats sad my friend

[@thenuclearsandwich]

I find the older I get the less patience I have for platformers. I would sit there and play them for hours back in the 80s and 90s. Now I'm like I got better things to do than pop a blood vessel in my head. Ha!

[@AllOuttaBubblegum123]

I feel your pain Jessie. I'm 47 and my body is falling to bits.

[@CarlosPerez-wt8ff]

Bitty I feel you my man... wifey always has projects and ideas coming out of earssss. She now wants an AWD with 3rd roll seating. She wants an Audi Truck or Infinity QX. I talked her into an AWD Honda Pilot lol. You can also lease an Audi if she wants to keep up with the Jones.

[@edsfkna]

Phantasy star is i think a good rpg.

[@benjaminbutler7737]

From about 19 :21 to Callahan I hav never laughed my ass off that much ...in my life ....where’s the couch?

[@highspeedenthusiast6628]

Bro is it bitt head or spitt head💦1000? Straight Talking shit love the channel love the content!!!!!🤘🤘

[@PabstOban]

I fell into the TickTock wormhole as well. Its such a waste of time, and I can't resist it. It wears out my phone battery because I'll watch it on the terlit and not realize 20m have gone by.

[@michaelcurtis7590]

Mike rotunda aka irs aka bray wyatt and bo Dallas dad he actually was a booking agent for wwe till covid hit

[@VieslawDotCom]

Ahh the good old times!

[@TheVeats]

All American is fucking amazing

[@oasisbeyond]

He's probably alive unlike most Wrestlers.

[@luckyrockmore2796]

Wonder boy in Monsterland on the SMS is one of my favorite games of all time!

[@JustinCardiff]

Great advices on picking up the ladies! Hit them with a neg to break them down a bit! The false name that I give them (presumably so they can’t trace me if they get pregnant) will be Tony De Wonderful (I stole that from Police Squad). I will report back on the results!

[@ronsilk6212]

Oh man for sure the hardest laughing i ever did was from smoking pot.

[@orlandoserrano6107]

Silvia strikes again.

[@Wolfanoz]

Pretty sure I'm mostly blind from having to read small ass print doing inventory today but not too blind for the best show in the history of human civilization with some Cuervo at my side. And one of my favorites in Shinobi for that matter. I'M INNNNNNNNNNNNN-AH! HELLLLLLOOOOOO SEGAAAAAAAAAAAA! SIP FOR A NICE GREASY BACONATOR TOO! Oh, package coming soon btw! A-GOOSH!

[@ruict]

Jesse, thanks for the heads up on All American Burger. Will definitely take a ride there from Queens for a double.

[@neozeed1984]

therewill never b another yalga

[@4mula353]

I have seen these yoga videos you speak of. 🤪

[@stephencosentino5529]

Jesse you were definitely the best. You constantly give everybody advice so I’m going to give you some for a change. From a nice Italian boy who dated lots of Spanish girls in my life. You need to start letting Sylvia go to her moms house by herself. You are going to lose your mind if you have to sit there and listen to Spanish TV and all the people yakking. I’ve done it for years it takes a toll and you will start to hate everyone in that house. Instead of standing up for yourself and just going on the phone and not deal with the fight I understand that’s a losing battle LOL. You just need to come up with excuses so she goes by yourself your marriage or I should say the war will have less casualties. Thanks again you make my day every time I watch. I’m in baby!!!!

[@benjaminbutler7737]

His taken up the old world!!!!🌎

[@MrTurbografx16]

Hahaha yes good old WWF days, not todays all spot show crap ... Barry Horowits was the jobber he would pat himself in the back lol. Mike Rotunda was also aka I.R.S who Tagged with Ted Dibiase aka million $ man Money inc.

[@retrobrahhh]

Looked up All American on Google. Looks great. Remember All American Burger from Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

[@lloyddobler1650]

you should play turbografx, its a really good console from the late 80s/early 90s.

[@BitHead1000]

Get off my Show!!!

[@CuttinInIdaho]

Buy a quick strut...spring included...7 bolts...

[@thesolidsnakealpha]

Olga, the Florence Nightingale of hooares.

[@AllOuttaBubblegum123]

If I said that to a bird in my local pub I would be picking shards of glass out my face for the next few weeks.

[@jeffstephenson9316]

All American Burger is definitely the shit been going there since 94 might have to take a ride out to Massapequa tonight

[@snowblindeclipse]

50:24 JALECO Ruuuules!

[@QCJSiteB]

700th like. Like a boss. Years too late. 😂

[@gm08351]

I forgot field hockey was a thing that exists, repressed highschool trauma or something

[@demonsty]

im all about poolside playlist yoga videos