Meet the Accidental Genius

[@BaKeDCrAcKer]

The only man in the world to ever get some sense knocked into him.

[@qawmaster25]

Lmaoo

[@jwuzheer1559]

Hahahaha!!!!! Made my day

[@itsmidtrib1569]

Made me laugh really hard thank you

[@brandeegiddy7509]

Thats so clever made me literally laugh out loud

[@kramniboh1189]

Great stuff!

[@averageenjoyer147]

My mom beat me across the head all the time when I got a failing grade. I knew she was onto something

[@yess1191]

Same same

[@Eyjey-d2p]

Lol

[@stephanielopez819]

😂 that's a good one

[@May_adventure]

HAHAHAHA lol

[@riyaa1560]

Ohh now I finally understand the science behind it lol 😂😂😂

[@rhiethreal]

"If he is a genius why is he still selling futons instead of teaching?" He did the math. Selling futons is more profitable than teaching.

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

most jobs are more profitable

[@Superknullisch]

Nah, that's where you're wrong eh! Coz that wuz in da 90's see!

[@samrat447]

Perhaps because savants don't know how they know things, they just know. I guess that's the difference between genius and savants. A genius can explain to you lucidly what he knows but a savant has no idea how he knows what he knows.

[@fannyannie7799]

Samrat Sengupta That’s interesting, but it occurs to me that even if a genius can explain the ‘how’ it doesn’t mean that the student will also become a genius. So what does it matter if a genius or savant shows you something amazing?

[@Superknullisch]

@@samrat447 Well, yes. That's true in most savant cases since most of them are severally autistic.

[@Barbaralee1205]

I had a stress induced nervous breakdown. I struggled with severe anxiety and depression. And then I read by accident Stephen Hawking’s book A Brief History in Time which led to other physics writers, then math, then engineering, then all kinds of wonderful non-fiction science. And I realized that I had stumbled on to my peculiar drug of choice for my problems. When thinking hard about some concept, I was unable to feel. Emotions faded into the background as I struggled with logic and reason to grasp what I was reading. I always now gravitate toward non-fiction science. Stories which arouse strong emotions tend to make me very uncomfortable and trigger anxiety and depression. This story of his trauma explains a lot.

[@Weirtoe]

Thank you, this has helped more than you probably realised

[@4wick]

@@Weirtoe 1 month later, I hope you're doing good stranger :)

[@Weirtoe]

@@4wick incredibly thoughtful of you, I've never been on the end of an internet stranger's kindness like this, gosh it feels nice! I'm in a much better place right now, these last few months have been two steps forward, one step back, but that's still progression. Thank you for checking in, I hope you're also well?

[@4wick]

@@Weirtoe I’m so happy that you’re doing better, keep going champ ! On my side, I’ve been thinking a lot about life and my purpose here and I guess I’m still trying to find a way but thank you for asking, it really make me feel good 😌

[@Infarnum]

Rare to see a wholesome comment thread on here, safe to say I understand your story, the scientific world simply amazes me and distracts me from the real world when I'm learning

[@colemattia6459]

"I'm gonna start this man's whole career" -thug

[@vilgit1618]

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[@yupepsi19]

2 reply

[@whocares3893]

3 reply

[@TommyBlazeHD]

🤣

[@jawad8473]

4 reply

[@monkeseeaction21987]

"The world is literally math." Great that explains why everything's so hard in this world

[@ezgrade9]

@Brendan X a man of culture

[@AmidaNyorai48]

😂

[@sheepymendez6187]

This is how math teachers expect you to see the world

[@XENOS1010]

I don't think hamsters are hard

[@simen27u19]

Math = Mental Abuse To Humans

[@crudmuffins2828]

Imagine being the guys who did this to him and watching this

[@JavelineerKrieg]

i would go to him and say. Hey you remember me? i beated you once with my friend so...dont you ow me big time?

[@LeBornMajes]

@@JavelineerKrieg too ironic but meh you made me chuckle tho

[@NMA_NoMoreAmmo]

It was a government setup. Simple. No pain, no gain.

[@nostoboys4750]

Lmao they should ask for a fee

[@Gloworm24]

I feel like he just had a near death experience and realized that god was judging his poor lifestyle before

[@PlXlESTAR]

makes sense i had a motorcycle accident in 2014 left with a TBI - traumatic brain injury and ever since it has lead me into a passion i knew nothing about i was trained as a mechanic and knew nothing about programming before my tbi but now iv programmed/made my own game for mobile phones i program arduinos to make automatic machines doing what ever u make them for i made/designed alot of stuff to print on 3d printers and so much more so far the things i make nothing has failed to work i hav had no1 teach me these things was never a passion before my tbi but i have always said since my tbi i can see physics and how everything works alot better!! and i truly mean this! machines electronics i watch/study for only a short period of time before i can understand how it all works

[@mygirldarby]

That's so cool! Its great that you got something good out of being injured. Be careful! Motorcycles are dangerous. I've known two people who have died on them.

[@IloveJesus777j77]

@@mygirldarby Jesus is coming back. Please repent to be saved.

[@robertfreestone414]

Your complete lack of grammar shows another problem.

[@supamaxu]

@@robertfreestone414 robert his grammar had nothing to do with what he was trying to say. you understood every single word, every single point, absolutely everything he said, but still are complaining. the problem isnt in him, its in you.

[@robertfreestone414]

@supamaxu He needs a lot of help with nonverbal communication so that it isn't just a pack of words, a marginally coherent rambling of discourse.

[@liodevil8814]

He was the type of guy who would bully a nerd, now he's the nerd.

[@detrees187]

HanHanPlayz Homer Simpson?

[@afiqafiq397]

Karma hits back

[@ugonnaosuoji4946]

this life no balance

[@dreemurr5877]

I'm 14 and this is deep!

[@kodakwhite4523]

DE TREES Nah the Homer from Homer’s odyssey.

[@pimwillemsma9547]

He got punched to another dimension. Now he can see the fabric of space.

[@mohamadsalahuddin5363]

Yeah same happen to albert enstan

[@BopWalk]

@@mohamadsalahuddin5363 "Einstein"

[@mohamadsalahuddin5363]

@@BopWalk whoosh

[@BopWalk]

@@mohamadsalahuddin5363 You can't whoosh me, you need permission first.

[@somethingiwillremember1239]

he can now erase time and leap through it

[@yutai8440]

Wait are we not going to talk about the hospital sending him home with a bleeding kidney

[@finallyfound1]

The hospital sent me home paralyzed without knowing. 😅

[@finallyfound1]

@Tristan Brinkerhoff Swear on my life. Hillcrest Hospital in Waco, Texas. 😪

[@finallyfound1]

@Barbara Mulvaney We found out the first day home. Told them. And apparently it's super common to be paralyzed with heart surgeries. And they didn't have a neurologist check me out. Just sent me home without even checking.

[@jackiehopson8334]

They sent him home with Favre beans too!

[@tinvalencia5034]

Hahahaha

[@theofficialdiamondlou2418]

When I was 3 I fell out of a moving car backseat on a corner. I bounced and rolled , but had no injuries. But about six months later. (According to my mom) I was hit severely in the left temple by a cattle gate. I was unconscious , and when I woke up it started .. music in my head 24/7 / 365. Full symphonies , rock , blues , metal , even that old timey gospel mountain music.. for many years I had no control , it was like a radio station that just played all kinds of music all day. Now I can control it when I need to , as when I’m playing guitar , or doing a show. And I can call up ANY song I’ve heard at least once any time I want. And play along with it in my head. But the radio NEVER STOPS !!! NEVER !!!! I’ve learned to love it , and use it , and to just let it be ... 🤠🎸🎶✌️

[@gumoavssystndo2537]

That’s pretty narlei

[@rrr_-sy8xy]

I have a question. Are you able to hear your inner monologue? If so, do you hear it as a normal monologue or sing song?

[@theofficialdiamondlou2418]

@@rrr_-sy8xy both

[@Weirtoe]

​@@rrr_-sy8xyhmmm, great question

[@unendingpinelate940]

i can imagine a song in my head all the time, though

[@entertherealmofchaos]

Notice how he cut off his mullet when he became intelligent.

[@MeatBunFul]

Hahahahahqhah omg

[@SylviaMarinaMartinez]

😂😂😂

[@toreycarlyle9953]

Andy H lol

[@raychambers3646]

Argh I haven't a mullet to cut, I'm finished!

[@lordkars3971]

@Mc Grindah but it did

[@chandravo501]

Now Newton's apple makes sense, it hit him on the head

[@siphobrisloks8133]

Lol

[@ashnasiddiqui2987]

I’ll never be able to forget that

[@Ravii-mr9wz]

😂😂

[@pinki13]

😂

[@chanuo]

Someone hit me too

[@justafellowmortal4000]

This actually scary when you think about it. How can changes in the brain completely change a person's behaviour . Making identity appear like an illusion

[@susansmith8602]

Because it is.

[@Atlantianis]

Is your house an illusion because it can change characteristics if you repaint it? Or add a room? Your identity or personality is the result of your neural wiring. Its as real as anything else.

[@jatinjoseph4430]

@@Atlantianis Hello thet!!

[@omni8568]

Yeah environmental things can fuck up your brain too. I was a pretty chill person but too much trauma messed me up and now I’m kind of a jerk but I’m working on it lol

[@travismcgolrick3194]

@@Atlantianis If I left my house for a day and came to back to it being completely remodeled and repainted I would probably look at it and say "wtf, this isn't my house." Of course the house is still real as ever, but the concept of identity is fragile. It's even more fragile when related to human biology, your house will always be your house no matter how much you repaint it, but the human body replaces every cell you have every 10 years. You aren't the person you were 10 years ago, not in identity, not even in reality. All that remains are memories.

[@lov3alongmusic]

I had a tbi this summer and was put into a coma and now that I'm recovering, music has been revealing itself to me in a way I've never been able to play before. I swear this is happening to me right now...

[@Haillehc_2319]

Hoping the best for you❤

[@poindextertunes]

buy a cheap casio keyboard and see if the black and white keys make sense to you! You might be the next big thing!

[@shaun1364]

I've gained 20lbs in the last year and am also starting to realize it has everything to do with pie

[@thevampyinventorsciai5968]

🤣🤣🤣

[@garzajohn3]

😂most underrated comment on this feed. Lmao

[@antesdequeanochezca9451]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Equa11ysurl]

*gEniUs*

[@tired247]

so underrated 💀

[@ha8008]

He basically jailbroke his brain.

[@Hevvvyyy]

Them galaxy brain plays

[@49ersmahsf1]

Jydro 🤣

[@icehot900]

💀💀💀

[@RareEpicness]

More like rooted

[@pushupssitups]

😂😂😂

[@sleepless9994]

“The world literally is math” Great the only subject I’m shit at

[@kkstudios7877]

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[@spiko-ou3bp]

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[@user-il2pn6vr9c]

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[@loumarlin3040]

I believe this is my son he was Beaten so severely he had to be put into a medical induced coma and after years of everyone thinking he had some sort of brain injury and we couldn’t help him we just tried to let him know we loved him. which he is just now finding his genius abilities he is amazing at what he does. He is getting himself together because he’s realizing there’s nothing wrong with him he’s above normal. So proud of him.

[@jakeedwards4454]

People think "slow" but the mind is just working too hard.

[@lukaskuipers7791]

What do you mean you 'believe' this is your son?

[@treesandseas77]

​@@lukaskuipers7791similar story

[@iliveintimbuktoo]

⁠​⁠@@lukaskuipers7791 i think he means his son has the same or a similar condition with the same or a similar etiology. The vid subject’s concern with his mental state matches too.

[@debbylou5729]

Really? This guy was treated and released

[@vilespecter]

"Everything is meth" *cuts the mullet* "Everything is math"

[@porrunareffu8570]

80+ likes only? This one's underrated...

[@BlackedBeast]

John Ellie Garnica yep

[@Tomatotor]

Captyn science bitch

[@TacoMonster4eva]

That’s how things work.

[@dk28_22]

This is maybe the best comment i have ever seen

[@pacosanderson1089]

This is basically when Squidward hit his head and turned into a model.

[@mr.squidward9936]

I don't remember that one.

[@nbachillzone8725]

@@mr.squidward9936 @top_comment_god

[@sandycheeks3460]

@@mr.squidward9936 you really don't?

[@fearlesskugkug5192]

@@mr.squidward9936 he got smacked by a door

[@prestontheking4327]

@@mr.squidward9936 hi

[@matthewwallbridge5479]

Someone beats him up. Brain: I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move

[@ta.kd06]

} poo

[@melted553]

talha kd I agree

[@reaverclearblades3395]

Super Saiyan

[@sergioaguilera822]

"Its big brain time"

[@19inkorrect91]

1000th like!

[@JOIHIINI]

I don't know if this holds any value but I've found on peak experiences with LSD that the mind begins to associate everything around it with a continuous fractal mathematical pattern. At one point you can be consumed by the pattern itself and it becomes impossible to see any object or scene as anything other than a complex combination of fractals and light.... this kinda sounds like what he's experiencing. It's absolutely fascinating.

[@mygirldarby]

LSD opens your mind by dampening down certain areas of the brain to let in more knowledge. The brain is sort of a transmitter that limits the flow. Mushrooms do this too taken in large enough quantity. I wouldn't play around with psychedelics too much though. There have been people who have long-term induced psychosis from them. But psychedelics are fascinating, no doubt. In the right setting and with guidance, they can change people's lives.

[@poindextertunes]

theres definitely a dimension where we are all connected. We just vibrate at different frequencies from one another

[@real_raveline]

Jason: gets beaten Acquired Savant Syndrome: *I'm about to start this man's whole career*

[@amalalshuwaikh8119]

Memic u must be watching dr stone

[@amalalshuwaikh8119]

Kirsten Hilario 😂😂😂😂

[@normalguyhere9158]

@@amalalshuwaikh8119 one of the best animes ever

[@demonicentity4u481]

Still a Cringe meme

[@user-zv8sw9ts9p]

A-quired S-avant S-yndrome

[@GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox]

My girlfriend left me because of my OCD I told her to open and close the door 8 times on her way out

[@Hemingwaypropertyrenovation]

Seriously?

[@andrewdimas2834]

U made my day lmaoo

[@remee4685]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@Aeikayy]

Did she agree to open and close the door 8 times for you? If it is, that is so satisfying

[@twinz8795]

😂

[@Cattywompusx]

*Smashes head into wall* "Yeah, it's big brain time!"

[@howb3it11]

Dylan Brodie my three yr old is a genius

[@justinbrew483]

@@howb3it11 lol

[@222-d3h]

Wait why am I not a genius

[@PoeticDeterminationIg]

Dylan Brodie 😂😂😂

[@ShinSZN]

BIG BRAIN

[@1BlueEyeCreativeStudio]

Those are such BEAUTIFUL drawings! I love the symmetry . Absolutely stunning !

[@LeeDee5]

"I washed my hands 20 times in half an hour, I knew it was silly." 2020: let me introduce myself

[@citrobot]

REEEEMIIIIX! 2020: Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is COV! C to the O-V!

[@suekelley6461]

Gabriel 🤣😂🤣😂🎟✌️🇺🇸

[@paulosborne1409]

😂😂

[@bobby9192]

Gabriel bravo

[@damnwereinatightspot]

@Dee Ca. I know Jason well. I called to let him know about this post... he didn't answer... .lol.

[@purplealiengangv699]

him: accidental genius me: accidental child

[@DeIirium1]

Lmaoo

[@tropicalparadise789]

Everyone has a purpose in life, but not me tho ;-;

[@midnightotaku5430]

That’s kinda sad

[@matty_daddy]

The Hyperman Set I like the smell of my own farts 🥰

[@DeIirium1]

@@matty_daddy everyone does that but they don't say it

[@viktorass23]

These "two guys" who thought : "let''s go teach him a lesson" ... Did a pretty good job, they tough him well, that's some epic lesson.

[@fanca5926]

Einstein and Newton

[@massa-blasta]

was he smart enough to pay those guys back and not get caught?

[@slackjawedyorkle]

He used math to kill them both. Math is untraceable

[@orgaorca6568]

Those two guys need to be hired by the top universities for their incredible prowess in "education"

[@iain8829]

Ok this is epic

[@sifridbassoon]

back in the seventies, I was in a Psycholinguistics class (I was a linguistics major) and the instructor talked about all these different aphasias people had developed after having some kind of brain injury or trauma. It was a fascinating class.

[@TheBillaro]

can you tell us some?

[@g60force]

@@TheBillaro yes, please click on the AD 3times while holding left SHIFT!

[@aldotorres1983]

Math professors hate him. Find out how this man became a mathematical genius using this one weird trick.

[@hollygolightly649]

Aldo Torres 😂😂😂

[@Handle_Deez_Nutz]

Then you watch the 8 minute video to the end and then they say just pay $29.99 for the book with all the answers... lol

[@matthewkuhl79]

When clickbait becomes a meme becomes a KZbin comment

[@richiecantos7793]

I normally see the penis clog ads instead but that's just me.

[@Serpantor]

Oof

[@matthewmurray6319]

This man: mathematical genius. Also this man: Futon store owner.

[@wota_pov]

Ikr

[@kennahycopatience5839]

Well still ain't bad

[@Canseeyt]

You know it’s a Money laundering store for the cartel, he’s actually their accountant 😳

[@boyhoram7364]

@@Canseeyt Marty Byrde ??

[@heartcomedy5]

Matthew Murray, manager!!!!!

[@AdityaKumar-mu9qz]

This dude downloaded ram.

[@unkn0wnpwn317]

Aditya Kumar no, we have 100k ram but only able to use around 10k. so he he got a software update.

[@tarpongalaxy7440]

Lmao funniest comment by far

[@Max-up8vj]

the dude got his brain overclocked

[@Pain-xw1rj]

Searched porn, instead of clearing history he did a factory reset.

[@nohawk6412]

more like another user wanted to give him a virus but instead gave him a not virus. Wow that sounded funnier in my head

[@juliebless7119]

I'm so glad he found a pathway through which he could cope with this and succeed in life. I am content not seeing the mathematical side of drawing these shapes. I loved using my Spirograph growing up. I made lots of beautiful designs.

[@emanrodr2736]

He went from “hell yeah let’s party” to “hell yeah I’m calling the cops”

[@kherldeguerwite1196]

Eman Rodr you got a laugh out of me.Thanks man

[@lornshanna4833]

You you dammmmm YOU YOU LET ME LAUGH Jk thank you bruh I laught XD

[@colinwalker9892]

Lol omg

[@chicagoboys6903]

Eman Rodr 🤣🤣

[@dantesandstrom4680]

When he started talking about meeting his wife and how everything started getting better, it made me feel super happy.

[@karlikallikorm4081]

I can tell on your profile pic

[@Kylirr]

fitting icon haha

[@grantingria4324]

Yeah same, it made me wanna drop a brick on my head!

[@solarnaut]

don't worry . . . there's a pill for that B-) (side effects may appear closer than they actually are)

[@WhatWhy42]

🤮

[@gunargundarson1626]

When he said "I had been sleeping almost for three days and just trying to make myself go back to sleep". I felt that.

[@blacksunnydays]

No Lollygagging I can relate to this pretty accurately.

[@benjaminlauter3819]

No Lollygagging yes

[@boodro2122]

Fo'Sho'

[@sdr90137]

If I could sleep forever I would

[@kedarhiremath4593]

I too...😂

[@thebluestplanet6768]

I read once that we are all born with total synesthesia. As we explore our environment as babies, our brains learn how to group our sences seperately in order to best survive that environment.

[@Redrived]

He went from “Chuck” to “Charles” real quick.

[@tommytimmy8441]

💀💀💀

[@symmm2320]

Loloool

[@klamathamargosa]

Snowy the rolly bag tho

[@itsnehakv]

More like Chad to Charles

[@Mdoh503]

Better call saul

[@yaboysavy]

Guy: Guys at bar: I'm gonna start this mans whole carrer

[@zodiackublai4237]

*career

[@cludjckt_9844]

I wish someone would start my carrer

[@poppywilliams7734]

Not ruining the 666 likes

[@cludjckt_9844]

@@poppywilliams7734 i did

[@poppywilliams7734]

Joshua Hamilton FFFFFUUUUUUU

[@a5amr2]

Now I realise why I excelled in maths. Thanks dad.

[@4.7m_views]

SamR looool

[@JEiowan]

SamR -so sorry...

[@Kniero]

I can relate

[@a5amr2]

@@JEiowan it's just the chronic headaches that bother me 😄

[@JEiowan]

@@a5amr2 sending you love....

[@blove4340]

What a great outcome to a tragic event. It gave you purpose and it sounded like you were looking for it anyway. Love this!!

[@sunnydaze2359]

I’ve hit my head at least four times in the past year, but nothing. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. 🙄

[@51516]

Let's hope those guys at the bar have produced many geniuses over the years.

[@chadangeles3856]

opposite would happen to me

[@iamgroot4611]

And I'm sure countless intelligence have been created from smashing somebody's face

[@NeostormXLMAX]

why did they even beat this guy lol

[@languageartsgrade]

NeostormXLMAX maybe singing?

[@chadangeles3856]

@@NeostormXLMAX watch the video

[@Bubbles_Utonium]

When he said “I remember sleeping for like 3 days, waking up and just trying to make myself go back to sleep” I felt that.

[@raghad0909]

I

[@Revlimit_Funk]

H

[@qwwerty370]

Quarantine make us feel that 🙃

[@GSXK4]

That's called Tuesday

[@michaelanderson6646]

I'm alone I was diagnosed ADHD and panic disorder all of a sudden I can't stop inventing and it all works I don't know anyone who understands and it's scaring me how to I get in touch with others like me I may be smart but that i don't know

[@clareduffy6051]

“i have very bad OCD. I had to wash my hands 20 times and wipe down everything with wipes” us rn: ight he was ahead of the game

[@rioloof6350]

OCD has nothing to do with germs. it's obsessive thoughts that can only be suppressed by compulsions(actions) like shuting a door 3 times because if you don't you will be murdered in your sleep.

[@kenlinasobirionwu5776]

@@rioloof6350 I think... Not sure tho... Probably I'm wrong... But I believe... That just maybe.... It was a joke 😑

[@biglezmate3830]

@@kenlinasobirionwu5776 and Rio was just offering some insight into OCD. As someone with OCD, I think he explained it perfectly.

[@biglezmate3830]

@@zxcmvbn my issues are more sensory, but it's a great explanation for intrusive thoughts and rituals. It's like you're just a puppet who has to fulfill the puppeteer's tasks.

[@arachnidplays6162]

i have something called false memory ocd

[@LiyaZuluM]

Fascinating! Now I will spend my time deep-diving into the world of acquired savant syndrome

[@ray_ayy]

Okay but are we going to talk about the fact that the story started with the phrase “It was the golden age of futons”

[@Ghastly_Derp]

*croutons

[@wally8075]

GhastlyDerp lol do you know what a futon is?

[@lalakuma9]

I had to check the title again when I heard that

[@Oscar.Blake1]

loooool

[@nikconlenike7637]

booming time*

[@caitlingomes843]

The guy: *washes hands 20 times* 2020: nah that’s not enough, got to do it 20 more times

[@Astrofish325]

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[@wise.g]

immad yousuf 676

[@Alex-rd4ry]

And sing happy birthday simultaneously

[@halianamayb.ramirez7594]

People blaming covid where you at ?

[@mygaminghands9875]

Yeah 20 times wasn't enough so 2020 is enough?

[@gracelynnduecker6170]

This man hits his head: becomes a genius I hit my head: Gets diagnosed with post traumatic epilepsy I see how it is universe, I see how it is

[@Legend99730]

Such a liar

[@Legend99730]

Wow, stop lying nub

[@goobrocket8]

@@Legend99730 im pretty sure that he was joking

[@NextFuckingLevel]

Unvrs : Get rekt, LOL

[@briancode8697]

Guess you didnt work out 6-7 times a week

[@majkolsson7192]

Exactly what he describes around 5:15 is how I felt during my first LSD trip. People think that you get hallucinations from psycadelic drugs, maybe some do, but more often you see more of what is already there. After that first trip I walked on clouds for over a month. I had understood something that was so obvious that I knew that I already knew it but hadn´t understood. What was it? I forgot.

[@ReaperOnRepo]

Yeah same. I took two tabs and just stared at the walls and the grass outside lol

[@TravisDoesGames]

It's hallucinating when you think you're seeing things as they are. LSD is a trip for sure

[@martyreking1048]

About 5 years ago I got knocked the fuck out and forgot every single Soprano episodes and had to rewatch them like for the first time...that was great .

[@princejraxson469]

martyre king 😂😂😂😂😂

[@joshuaamy3010]

The real savant right here

[@johnbreitley2389]

you wanna I knock the fuck out of you again to let you rewatch it 3rd time ?

[@marcorodriguez8477]

Will do Sargent. Lookin ass

[@Mar-vc6bb]

martyre king what... XD

[@viettiepbui8057]

Oh, so that's how Newton became a physicist..an apple fell on his head!

[@maxbromet4365]

Viet Tiep Bui oh shit

[@joohii]

But really apple did not fell on his head it fell on the floor, the did not fell on his head that was a made up story..

[@ssystem_90]

Johith Johnson r/woooosh

[@AmidaNyorai48]

😄

[@MoonLight-eg7yn]

@@joohii whoosh

[@jdawggy8761]

Einstein wasn’t dropped as a baby, no he’s too smart for that. He was *thrown*

[@feepofaletagaloa9201]

he was smacked against a wall multiple times

[@ShahidKarim-rz2ep]

He had a bigger brain and had some neuron problem which didn’t let his neurons get worse with age which caused him to be smarter so from this all I get is the only way to be smart is to be born or have been given it to you somehow or there’s a small chance your a normal dude without these and still become smart...*_(holy shit all this is like stands from jojo)_*

[@ihaveasmallppbut2200]

Shahid Karim stfu and let people have the joke ya little bitch

[@torey4322]

Jordan Nielsen this made me laugh slightly

[@torey4322]

Demon Pig that’s just child abuse

[@blockygamer1]

why did this get unlisited?

[@Lowqy]

He was hit so hard he’s halfway out of the matrix

[@Reqah]

ad gazer gazer so in the building

[@rossothecrimson7]

😱

[@burntpercentage609]

Lowqy magic trick, I'm gonna turn 999 into 1k

[@Clyrk]

He broked 1 wall

[@emagneticfield]

That’s probably true

[@RustyShackleford86868]

Becomes genius, opens a furniture store.

[@RustyShackleford86868]

@Rata 4U Honestly when he said he went back to school, that he'd at least become a professor in mathematics.

[@monkeyman7048]

Genuis

[@mrcrash8970]

Rusty Shackleford people who own furniture stores make more money than you think.

[@RustyShackleford86868]

@@mrcrash8970 I didn't mention money.

[@everything2872]

Rusty Shackleford epic fail

[@WhiteEagle8888]

Almost as good as being bitten by a radioactive spider.

[@frankzavala8605]

Lol

[@therocker3024]

Ehh almost..

[@goatfather6045]

Here at 85 likes. I'm the 3rd reply.

[@therocker3024]

@@goatfather6045 I see what you are trying to do there. Telling you its not gonna work.

[@danny550]

@@therocker3024 what is he trying???

[@TheScottGillies]

This was strangely inspiring!

[@johndoe9047]

it really was

[@Evan-vr7vt]

dude in the video: i got mugged and i’m smarter guys who mugged him: damn it

[@Foohbs]

*start knocking each other out* *one dies* *sue him* *show up to court* *get arrested*

[@lanuako]

emax i had a stroke trying to read this

[@NeckNoddin]

Whatttttt???

[@ajbtllr1530]

emax Task failed successfully

[@showlove9999]

@@lanuako same

[@10ksubswithvideoschallenge73]

Me: *punches myself* Mom: are you crazy? Me: _no, I'm intelligent..._

[@lospacciatoredifilm8474]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yt_tsero8962]

10k Subs in 2021 i just gave you your 666 like so get cursed😂

[@jesse_cole]

(thwack)...I'm... (thwACK!) getTING... (THUDD!!) SMARTERRR!!!

[@wh0s_max126]

Thank you for making me funny haha

[@yagirl7087]

*proceeds to have a concussion*

[@dasfluffy7433]

Man this quarantine got me going to the deepest parts of KZbin btw ty for 1.5k likes currently

[@dasfluffy7433]

😭

[@QuinTheNonBinary]

I found videos that made me laugh,and ones that are complex

[@octaine378]

What are you talking about this was on my recommended

[@witchslayerxo]

Das Fluffy this normal shit

[@snadas]

Me too

[@bearyhot]

This was strangly on my phone when I woke up and I was driven to watch it. I've now subbed to the channel and if there are more videos like this here, my thirst for knowledge will be quenched.

[@TheChosenOne1_]

He went from "Your daughter calls me daddy too" to "I'll get her there by 8"

[@r.amyhhh]

😂😂😂😂

[@sadikbeee]

lol

[@icycreeperd8375]

Wait wut

[@savagekruger77]

Hahaha

[@twilightstar637]

The chosen one, I see you have great taste

[@ShaffaAdam]

I'm still wondering how futons come into this whole thing...

[@sammudd8828]

same, that made no sense. "the 90s were the booming time for futons" goes on to tell a story about getting mugged and drawing circles. Then they show him working in a futon store at the end....why do futons matter to this story?

[@sammudd8828]

@@trollsneedhugs yeah, aww nd that's important to this story how???

[@aitorjeronimoorive578]

@@trollsneedhugs lol

[@NaztyNydz]

The answer is simple 6:02

[@Gottsnus]

I think they're implying/ clarifying that despite his acquired synesthesia he lives a normal life and is happy doing so.

[@justmaxlmao8807]

Me: keeps hitting my head on my desk Dad: what are you doing? Me: studying...

[@prodbypilott]

Bruh...

[@ethanisnothere1375]

Now I want to do it

[@maruftim]

Nice idea

[@skibabal]

Brush moment

[@oliviaagyen880]

1000th like

[@thequantaleaper]

The visuals on this film cannot be understated. Absolutely beautiful.

[@stargazerspark4499]

Well he lost the mullet, that's gotta be a 10 point IQ increase at least.

[@danashane]

bizness in the front, party in the back

[@juliannatale6743]

“Bizness” well we can see your iq is under 10

[@juliopchile]

It's seems he developed a form of synesthesia and that usually correlates with a difference of 10 points in IQ with normal people, so this seems to be a pretty acurrate conclution in some way.

[@calichef1962]

It was the 90s. *Everyone* had a mullet then. Except bald men. I know because I was a hairdresser back then. I used to cut mullet, after mullet, after mullet. Only they were called 'bi-level' haircuts back then. They were as big a trend as decorated sweatshirts with matching decorated sweatpants and high-top sneakers.

[@LisaCupcake]

+Julian Natale 10? We can see that you love being dramatic. And really, knocking the joke about spelling it "bizness"? We can also see that you're very superficial.

[@emilyelliott722]

Plot twist: the attackers were actually scientists and he was the experiment

[@ilikeanimals5015]

WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT????!

[@mickeymouse4693]

Haha this comment is creative

[@horizonX90]

Yep, the old professor and the blond woman were the attackers 😂😂

[@yobromo5350]

@@user-gc2ye3wo6k notice how nobody thought what you said was funny

[@wesleyc5713]

The attacker were aliens

[@rani5083]

“did you prepare for the exam” “yeah i punched the shit out of myself”

[@sunflower7874]

lmaoo

[@trip6634]

Underrated lmao

[@blizzardBad]

Meet the accidental idiot

[@pandadawg2620]

@@blizzardBad not accidental xD

[@penguinscanfly5796]

the teacher: so close! you got 80/100 on the exam!

[@Dan.Solo.Chicago]

Liam Gallagher of the band Oasis never cared about music until some jerk hit him in the head with a hammer in a fight. That unlocked the music and it became the only thing he truly cared about.

[@barackyobama6139]

"Really morty? you beat cancer and then went back to the carpet store?"

[@NAE.3]

Barack Yobama underrated comment

[@dreww3313]

can't believe more people didn't make this correlation

[@nima665]

Genius!

[@mrj.skunkwerx7634]

""Hey everybody this guys taking Roy off the grid""

[@j.i.s.l178]

😹😹😹😹

[@randomdude3257]

Him: *Gets hit on the head "I started seeing equations and numbers" Me: * Gets hit on the head " I started seeing my dead relatives"

[@nimekupata]

Pays the bills... 😆

[@sarah-beruriahbooi9529]

Lol

[@daryllroy540]

LOL

[@angelicelly_904]

Lmaooooo

[@raveern6171]

This comment is underrated

[@skauter4499]

Me: hey man punch me in the face Guy: why? Me: homework

[@Martin-xh1hd]

Studying

[@zachall101]

Witchcatgaming and does it work..... no u just get a black eye 👁.....🤣🤣

[@mereview2615]

😂 😂 😂

[@luisalonzo3832]

Aw man nice battlefield pfp i miss that game bf3 was the best

[@guard9467]

Universe

[@ragulsaraswathi]

Something similar happened to me one day.... I was watching a Veritasium(a famous science and math channel) video one morning.I was obsessed with physics and math back then and even now.This was just about 7-8 months ago.I saw how you could simplify addition of root numbers(sorry if I am confusing you).It was extremely fascinating when I just saw the beauty even though this doesn't seem to interest anyone.I didn't feel like speaking to anyone and to be honest,I was unable to speak.I had a feeling of something blocking my tongue from speaking.I went to shower and after that,I came out of my home.It was just absolutely fascinating seeing the Sun,sky and even seeing a sparrow hopping.I just sat to have my breakfast(in the balcony) and looked into the sky.I saw a huge magnet that just appeared so real that I couldn't comprehend that sight.I saw the Sun and I started to have visuals.I was in witnessing a bang and after that I was witnessing the strong pull of the sun(gravity stuff) which are totally unrelated.Woah,I thought,"do humans even have these feelings?".That day I determined, something so special exists in science and maths which I wanted to explore.This might sound super fake and believe me or not,it is REAL! BTW,I am 15 yo and reside in India.Yeah,I didn't get this through a blow in my head😅

[@amelya2957]

The people at the bar: I’m bouta end this man’s whole career The dude’s brain: Well yes but actually no

[@killuazappyboi1930]

UnlawfulSomethings because he stopped doing futons lmao they literally ended his career

[@Slitherv5]

WHAT CAREER

[@amelya2957]

Gerald Rodriguez lmao

[@mrdabss]

New goal: stand outside of karaoke bars hoping to become a genius.

[@Shinkajo]

Who gets mugged outside of karaoke bars? This guy I guess.

[@behailubezuneh4177]

Ethiopia news

[@spoofy0760]

Can we get 1000 subs for Kermit to survive I’m your 666th like

[@2h4]

Adam Lolno Lmao

[@ShawnTufford]

@Adam Lolno lol

[@oliveryt7168]

"... a bleeding kidney.. they sent me home." ok?

[@bennybennerson7728]

I know right

[@juriaan13]

Welcome to washington state. Put some neosporin on the kidney and see me in a week

[@dorisbrinkerhoff8124]

oh yeah i,m from the seattle area we have real shity docters here

[@LordMd-wy2he]

"Don't worry we gave a ice pack"

[@ronmiller3556]

Or you are needing a very good lesson for using our fam

[@garylam6233]

Thanks for a great story,I was amazed at some of the stories from this video. Great job Jason I’m so happy for you and your love of life now. Thanks

[@spinel7603]

caller: 911 whats your emergency me: i smacked my head so hard harvard: hello me: what

[@cosmo1659]

This comment underrated

[@spinel7603]

No i dont know either man

[@decptive8243]

No Harvard is a university

[@cosmo1659]

decptive bro Harvard is my uncle

[@pooorman-diy1104]

bwahahahahaha...

[@avaristamps1769]

Other acquired savants: Math genius Incredible artist Music prodigy That one guy: June 25th is a Wednesday

[@gabrielturner6394]

Ahahah

[@bluewren65]

I know! Poor bastard.

[@hendrixmalik1439]

😅😅😅😅

[@SpikeyatShorts]

You dont need to be a savant, I can teach you If you want: June: 3 25th: 25 (For example): 2009: 4 3+25+4= 32/7= 28 is the closest number with no decimal so" 32-28=4, assuming Sunday is the first day of the week that means that day was a Thursday Edit: sorry Sunday is the 0 day of the week 😂😂 and saturday is the 6th

[@geogutierrez6671]

Lol!

[@meganm9178]

Everything is literally math Me: huh it explains why I suck at life

[@dxygup581]

Megan's world you suck at math

[@bintanggumilang8843]

M A T H

[@matts5247]

Megan's world Is that what arrhythmia tick is that ol math ain’t it?

[@william...]

Dxygup no shit sherlock that’s the joke

[@telemonlikehappy]

Dxygup yup that’s it you got it

[@AndreaDingbatt]

Wow!! Those diagrams are Sooo Beautiful!! Im not a mathematician,(I cant even divide!!) But they make Perfect, beautiful sense ,just Wow!! Like a dance,like the way Energy flows!! Im glad that Jason is happy and well now, -as depression and OCD can be devastating. So,Im very happy that Mr Pagett has recovered and is thriving.

[@krrubby]

I tried this so I could pass my math finals. I can’t move my fingers now *edit:* I failed my finals

[@sohailahoj755]

That's sad😢

[@abhyudaysinghparmar6055]

Don't lose hope , keep trying until u unlocks ur true potential

[@InnocentPlayer]

I feel bad for you man.. don't give up tho keep on trying

[@sohailahoj755]

Wait I just relized I failed at math 1,2 and 3 But I made it in the second try because I'm not ready wasting time and made through it thank God so don't even think about giving up..

[@user-fm5hw4jt4j]

I don't understand how tf can y'all fail in math. It's fucking easy. I m saying this cuz literally every people I met in my life fail in math 😓

[@asmit420]

Basically he is having a psychedelic experience. All the time. Without Drugs.

[@buffalobill7016]

lucky him

[@tylerswensen7310]

that called schizophrenia

[@roadkillkayla]

Tyler Swensen schizophrenia is scary tho

[@aIacrity.]

Tyler Swensen yeah it’s really not lmfao unless ur on datura

[@yazanqadi2002]

@@tylerswensen7310 uhh no

[@Minty_Meeo]

Getting hit in the head so hard that debug mode got switched on.

[@vbgvbg1133]

Brad G wow

[@lavaguanix6804]

Lmao

[@GenesectX]

Brad G No The dev console was enabled

[@frtard]

Hardcore circuit bending

[@OtnielSantiago]

facts

[@MattMyers-n7f]

Finally, a KZbin video I found interesting enough to watch entirely. Congratulations

[@futurehofer1564]

**has math test tomorrow** Me: *Bangs head agaisnt a wall*

[@susanna6826]

🤣

[@karelyv1196]

Well you’ll either become really smart or end in up in the hospital but both work😂

[@pikachuu3842]

He is banged his head from the back, so make sure you are banged at the right point

[@xx_aziex_xx937]

@@pikachuu3842 lmao

[@gabyto1342]

Uff, kind of a stolen comment, but I’ll give you 1/2 of a like

[@markcross109]

Where can I find those two guys? Willing to pay $20,000 to beat me up the same way.

[@Captain.Obvious]

emilio mercado pasikat na bayagbag I’m willing to give up to a half a mil

[@supremaunus7100]

When can we meet for this and is this cash payment

[@neweythefool]

Don't worry bro I got u 👌

[@nohawk6412]

ya me too! ..but im included in his 20,000

[@jrc2976]

emilio mercado pasikat na bayagbag i'll do it for free

[@k0hji575]

How to get smart: 1. Go to club 2. Get a coke 3. Leave 4. Get jumped Edit: Doesn’t work, I now have brain damage

[@emon2689]

I have brain damage amage amage too

[@NOOBEDITORGOD]

ッZ e N i X 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vthebeast1246]

M C haha

[@ramdany7]

you forgot the mullet.. thats why.

[@k0hji575]

Ramdany fu fu fuck

[@carlhammill5774]

Fascinating. He saw the Matrix when looking at water. I see the same lines in meditation. Happy to know others can see these lines also.

[@michaelmorrison4201]

My dad had a massive stroke in 2008 that caused brain damage. The only "gift" he received was better parking.

[@typgamer]

Oof

[@theloneadventurer9871]

HAHAHHA

[@pepeonzima2444]

Hahahahahahaha

[@boxingmaster2663]

Michael Morrison flopp

[@sandralimones3437]

I hear ya. I had a stroke in 2017...now I have incontinence and a couple of other issues. 😒 Some people are just lucky.

[@syfyky]

Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you.. *stranger*

[@gliderchucker9644]

Unless, of course, you are maimed or mangled to the point of being crippled and or otherwise disabled.

[@marius2643]

No, watch this 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJO1gmCGfLaYh5Y

[@Tayan146]

Yu Zhong? HAHAHA

[@rajab4187]

Makes u a genuis

[@WubHubMSM]

Anti tax moms tho

[@koribryant]

i got the shit beat out of me once and have been in 3 car crashes ... and all i got was the shit beat out of me and was in 3 car crashes.

[@iudexe3103]

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

[@yiurock4084]

lol!

[@Qwerty-tz3jw]

koribryant can you describe how the beating was?

[@BillyTheMilkMan]

I hope you learned something out of those experiences

[@AI-bq8dd]

well your alive and well so its all good

[@mamaknows9489]

Circles are everywhere, Pythagorean theorem, the Fibonacci sequences are everywhere if you look. Math is awesome wish I was better at it.

[@clockwerkclockwerk5537]

Me before watching this: sucks in math Me After Watching This: Continous head banging at the wall

[@emuzoo0913]

Don't do dat... Just banging isn't hard enough, use a big stick... EDIT: is-use

[@76e85]

You after banging head: **brain dama-ama-amage**

[@kittycat-kg4dm]

I have a maths exam in two days... I’m gna go look for a big magnet

[@v1p3r94]

Everyone replying to this is cringy as fuck

[@mochi4387]

@@v1p3r94 This is the internet, learn to deal with it lmao

[@Sasquatch_101]

Idk why but the thumbnail made me think his haircut had something to do with his “accidental genius”

[@apointb2260]

I thought it would be something like when homer simpson had a crayon stuck in his brain thru the nostril

[@UziStorm_1727]

Same

[@grimmpotat6911]

@@apointb2260 well that made him stupid

[@grimmpotat6911]

@@apointb2260 but kinda

[@schnoogens76]

Maybe it did. ??? Maybe his haircut is what got him hit in the head in the first place... Maybe you saw his haircut in the thumbnail and unconsciously wanted to smash him in the back of the head? Lol

[@sadville13]

So they beat some sense into him. *chuckles*

[@egyptson9428]

wow! 👍

[@user-wy2iw5vy5u]

I was attacked by two people and i knew them. After the one came down the street and stuck his head out to mouth me down, i threatened him in turn and later he was injured but i said he would be worse off than me . Later i heard he was the town drunk. His father was the village drunk. I never saw him again.

[@judithwatson6859]

Hahaha-- it would seem so, lol!

[@stephanengelbrecht4625]

Dey show him da wey

[@calebsteele918]

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