"Man, I'm a professional when it comes to making the worst videos possible. Honest to god, bois, I just am" 10/10, not gonna lie, would probably watch your disgusting videos again
@davidthomas36484 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Firzen394 жыл бұрын
I would leave a like, but that would bring the likes to 70.
@ArchbardWava4 жыл бұрын
"4 healing pigeons, 4 disgusting...", 100% accurate deck tech.
@MTGoriginal4 жыл бұрын
the 1st 2 games boys... like the video so my nigh terrors stop
@prz884 жыл бұрын
Like if they ever will.... yeah right
@TheSailorKing4 жыл бұрын
MTG Arena Original Decks Sorry sensei but you lost the game against mono red only because you didn't attack with lifelink of Sorin cun
@TheSailorKing4 жыл бұрын
MTG Arena Original Decks Sensei you should have 26 land at the minimum because vizards small indie development company is rigged like this at the new updates
@MTGoriginal4 жыл бұрын
i know have been in that situation a bunch of time already but as always winning is not everything for us (but tbh i didnt really think we will get so out scaled with creatures and thats the real reason we lost)
@deadNdivine124 жыл бұрын
Those were unfortunate.
@farfanotto4 жыл бұрын
"am I dead? No I am not dead!" -18
@maximem.ste-marie35784 жыл бұрын
"the best life gain deck that Yugioh has to offer" LOL
@Liliana_the_ghost_cat3 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@maximem.ste-marie35783 жыл бұрын
@@Liliana_the_ghost_cat really ?one year later, bro ? talk about necrothread
@Liliana_the_ghost_cat3 жыл бұрын
@@maximem.ste-marie3578 hahaha
@darkmega974 жыл бұрын
Not even one game in and table-kun is already suffering, this is going to be good
@veernahar4 жыл бұрын
A Squire, a Dark Confidant and a Noble Hierarch walk into a bar. They all go up to order a drink, when suddenly the Confidant and the Hierarch drop dead. The Squire panics and yells to the bartender: "What the hell just happened?!" The bartender looks down and says: "Eh, what'd ya expect? This is a -1/-1 counter."
@gonzalob-cerra18074 жыл бұрын
“My average view time is 12 minutes” 45 minute gang rise up!
@toast_recon4 жыл бұрын
I like the part where you build and play decks without bowing to "the man" by actually reading the cards.
@artemsmirnov56504 жыл бұрын
26:59 Ah, that gentle tapping on the table-kun OwO
@Svetbg14 жыл бұрын
Disgusting. Very proper name for Ajani cards.
@tygonmaster4 жыл бұрын
It's a fitting name for a furry
@davorgrgic55744 жыл бұрын
"Imperial oligarch!..you, my sir, are cracking me up.. 😂😂😂
@langkanai4 жыл бұрын
that silence before the ad hits.
@garrettrast51864 жыл бұрын
I’m a pretty new subscriber to your channel and I must say you, bar far, have the most entertaining commentary 🤣
@valentinfelix17084 жыл бұрын
For those that are looking for a convoluted draw engine, inspiring captain is nadir kraken best friend (albeit it still feels bad to play that card). Also, that's the best way to release the kraken if you somehow manage to keep those 2 alive until your next draw step.
@owendonsker94014 жыл бұрын
Can you make a deck specifically around destroying red?
@thijs94544 жыл бұрын
small tip here (i am part time Ajani player, sue me) Add removal, just removing the things that they think their dek works on does wonders.
@scarfhat14 жыл бұрын
This video randomly popped up on my home screen and I am very glad XD
@alocasio58964 жыл бұрын
Loved that one part about furries not being your degeneracy. My white lifegain deck is called "Not a Fetish" (quotations included) 😂
@logan_wolf4 жыл бұрын
38:50 Diableedus?! Hahahahaha, I am an instant fan of that name!
@swvi94594 жыл бұрын
61 cards, 23 lands. Amazing
@MTGoriginal4 жыл бұрын
but its 24 lands...
@DarkRuler25004 жыл бұрын
The Wanderer + COmmand the Dreadhorde is a funny thing. :)
@HealyHQ4 жыл бұрын
Good stuff. Balance in all things.
@JasonCleeveJAFC4 жыл бұрын
Really cool and awesome deck mate and my black and white deck works similar to this one but has some different cards in it 😎🤘👍
@Xenogenocideee4 жыл бұрын
Seeing this deck be used so much fills me with anger 😂
@noahpearson21903 жыл бұрын
I kept checking my audio without realising he just wasn’t talking lol
@elischrader88824 жыл бұрын
Hey so how the heck do y'all manage to get the triggers to go stupid fast like that? I've been obsessed with putting shitloads of triggers on the stack and it takes like 15 minutes for it to resolve
@wesleydonnasson8384 жыл бұрын
Try with Karn, get Citadel from sideboard
@paulscott884 жыл бұрын
Arena's tendency to clump same named cards together can sure make citadel disappointing sometimes.
@njnjhjh89184 жыл бұрын
"I should have attacked. Why did we lose to lands?" Even if it's your fault, somehow also not your fault?
@smicklou32974 жыл бұрын
This video starts just horribly offensive and never let's up. I love it.
@HybriD2784 жыл бұрын
That "usually" killed me 🤣
@richbutnotfamous11582 жыл бұрын
🔧36:04 Table-sama... Whispers...
@alouiraouf86094 жыл бұрын
hey man i'm a big fan from algeria and i just want to ask you because i'm free to play player do you think i can build good decks in the future if i keep playing and what set should i open when i collect enough coins
@Mregypt064 жыл бұрын
Hey, just an MTG lover here. Been playing Arena since it dropped and table top even longer. Your best bet as a free player is to pick a good deck and stick to it. Work it out until its platinum level or better. And good news, any of this guys decks could work. He may be an absolute imbecile when playing but he definitely understands how deck building and synergy work. Once you find a good deck push it in standard ranked and you'll be amazed the speed at which you earn packs and gold. Save your gold to buy packs, buy packs to get wild cards, and only use your wildcards to complete your good deck.
@alouiraouf86094 жыл бұрын
@@Mregypt06 thank you Man and every season i can reach gold so i'll stick to your advise and keep saving and opening pack ... Thanks again brother
@FesterrotGaming4 жыл бұрын
its was his mom the whole time
@DonGeritch4 жыл бұрын
so, I'm pretty sure I can't request decks for you to make, but still.. how about a dimir reanimation deck, that has a bunch of devotion in both of the colors and blinks thasas oracle and/or grey merchant a bunch to win? and preferably no counters, milling and/or discarding opponent cards. sounds interesting at all? I think so, but I'm to stupid to figure out how to build this deck and make it work myself , so you should, obviously
I love your Videos ;) Now play this deck at home on the living room table ^^
@thanos26354 жыл бұрын
I think I stumbled on gro from despicable me's KZbin channel.?
@quarth93964 жыл бұрын
I'll say it again man, God. Tribal. Please. By the way First!
@tomasskalejs4 жыл бұрын
Nah you ain't.
@quarth93964 жыл бұрын
@@tomasskalejs i didn't see any other comments
@thirsty16294 жыл бұрын
Legenvd literally did that this week. It’s not original.
@quarth93964 жыл бұрын
i know,which is why i want to see another version of it.
@alexmercer46424 жыл бұрын
Title: *ULTIMATE LIFEGAIN* Reality: Lifepoints consistently hit 0.
@caiokaminski4 жыл бұрын
Why no risen reef in sideboard?!
@dankrocka644 жыл бұрын
That blue flyer draw a card would be good with Shepard
@lorekeeper6854 жыл бұрын
I love how you call it ygo
@frostythesnowman97133 жыл бұрын
If I could add a picture with the light of promise card I had 270,000 life at the end of the game I know no one will believe but it surely happened
@cmdrfun14 жыл бұрын
Best podcast ever
@vca734 жыл бұрын
Best video yet!
@GERHARDTJEAN4 жыл бұрын
Rachei de rir... ótimas e terríveis partidas
@manknjab3rwacky2404 жыл бұрын
Did he say he has a furries folder? What's in the folder quasar? The people have a right to know you mad lad
@MattWyndham4 жыл бұрын
It's not a bug. Nightmare mcguffin targets creatures you control, it doesn't care who owns them.
@FlacoNukem2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, another day, another poop, another Qwazar video, let's go boys!
@TwOwAyGrin4 жыл бұрын
Yea dude i hate not getting any land its annoying sometimes especially when you know if only i had that land cause then i ruin this kids day.
@Vendead544 жыл бұрын
90% of the time if you keep a hand with 2 or less lands you wont draw many lands and when you draw 4 or more you will draw mostly lands. I find that rigged.
@AtrolinK4 жыл бұрын
That was the most predictable embercleave i've ever seen lol
@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself4 жыл бұрын
No Revenge?
@miisanwastaken4 жыл бұрын
Wait, how did daxos die at 32:50 he had 0/2 left and still got exiled?
@booradley11384 жыл бұрын
Since the other creatures died, there was only two devotion to white, so Daxos became 2/2. Then Cry was able to kill it.
@miot224 жыл бұрын
Daxos’ toughness is equal to your devotion to w. The cry resolves changing 2/4 into 0/2, 2/2 into 0/0, and 1/1 into -1/-1. The latter 2 creatures die and are exiled, changing your devotion to white from 4 to 2. That means at this stage daxos is a 2/2 with -2/-2 still being applied to it as a result of the cry. Now it dies as well and gets exiled by the cry.
@miisanwastaken4 жыл бұрын
@@miot22 hmm, i see
@nicolauscondiff93894 жыл бұрын
why do u always have 61 cards in ur decks
@skerk34603 жыл бұрын
Imo soul warrden is better than impassioned orator because you get life for there creatures they play as well and its a 1 plains instead a 1 1 white drop with a worse ability
@skerk34603 жыл бұрын
Or instead of healer hawk put soul warden's
@user-ms8fl1ry6t4 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie man, the only thing more annoying than hearing a phone vibrate in a video is listening to someone complain about the phone vibrating for 10 minutes
@QvsTheWorld4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but he gets a pass for slamming the table before he even gets to play. Just with that I know it's gonna be a good one.
@antonchichona67004 жыл бұрын
love ur life decks. gonna build one irl
@findquantum4 жыл бұрын
Let's get this dominance bread
@eightys_style60774 жыл бұрын
This was really a moist build
@aarong26064 жыл бұрын
Play erebos activate killing scorch spitter and live another turn
@GadwickTheWizened4 жыл бұрын
Nightmare Shepherd is amazing
@abdullah294984 жыл бұрын
I dont get how this channel works
@secretmedicine60114 жыл бұрын
lol, you didnt notice that it auto applied the style of the pridemate for you, indy company win =D
@sinfulknight93164 жыл бұрын
didnt hear the, im just going to mute you guys and started panicking that I broke my headphones.
@CKallias_SteelEternal4 жыл бұрын
ahahaha tested this deck vs SParky for fun... final tally: -850 for Sparky, 1005 life for me.... that was a long game spent deciding where to add counters and keeping drawing cards, getting more life and whatnot... just made a few changes but that was fun, if a very long :) game.
@z0mbyz6244 жыл бұрын
dat block at around 14 minutes, painful. Not as painful as dat red aggro deck everybodys been runnin tho ;)
@DanteV424 жыл бұрын
Fastest table slam in the west
@rubensaez77174 жыл бұрын
putting any kind of removal would worked fine
@dontask42844 жыл бұрын
yeah, we can hear the noise from your phone not gona lie
@clashofarenas62464 жыл бұрын
Its because you already had the ajani skin its the exact same one you had lol
@logan_wolf4 жыл бұрын
31:20 I watch the whole video. But I don't watch every video.
@mizzix16223 жыл бұрын
Gets text from girl “oh god my life is horrible”
@Bernadottes7774 жыл бұрын
Please enable 60 fps in encoder
@Jimmy-ls5nt4 жыл бұрын
4 disgustings, a classic!
@dimay3824 жыл бұрын
0:33 say it again?😂 I'm running almost the same Deck with 3-4 differences. Just insane
@JrumBeats4 жыл бұрын
“We have 4 healing pigeons” 😂💀😂💀
@darkflmmstr4 жыл бұрын
I think wizards should just ban the color red
@jaker25424 жыл бұрын
played this deck about 10 times. with 10 losses. what a piece of shit this game is. not rigged my ass
@r4nd0m1zer24 жыл бұрын
Next time she is texting you and you feel obliged to respond, please make up a story funny story of whats a happening or tell what you're actually doing instead of absolute silence. It's almost like you are using your brain and that is a scary thought...
@jackcaffrey84934 жыл бұрын
Where you beeeen
@khaoshyan20094 жыл бұрын
Os cara passa 2 jogos com zik de mana e acha que é a o mtga o culpado. Porra, ninguém sabe que esse jogo é de probabilidade? e que a probabilidade de vir 2 manas e nenhuma mais nos próximos 5 turnos é possível?? Vi uma galera reclamando do mundial dizendo que o mtga fez com que o cara perdesse por não aparecer uma montanha no jogo. Mas ninguém enxerga a porra do jogo de probabilidade.
@cybergothstudios944 жыл бұрын
Sorry man, you lost to mono red cuz you didn't wanna attack with your lifegain when you had the chance. Lack of lands surely didn't help but that one was on you. Frickin indie KZbinrs 😎
@ShadowGER19894 жыл бұрын
cute as fuck this is a good deck but nothing that deserves the name greatest life gain combo in history...... get some cards dude LTP
@drakken7174 жыл бұрын
….oh yes we can hear the phone.... and wait till you want to marry the gal--your screwed
@drakken7174 жыл бұрын
by the way evber heard of shatter the sky and kaya's wrath?
@iankelley75744 жыл бұрын
Your silence is deafening. I miss hearing "enemy cunt".
@cavemantero4 жыл бұрын
you know the game is in a bad state when you call mtg Yugioh and just name the broken cards as the label of 'disgusting'...just like 36:30 'whoopty doopty poopty scoopty'
@clarkcoaching88644 жыл бұрын
HaoZenGoingBowZ
@Gradboar4 жыл бұрын
Texts from mom interrupting video. Smh
@mreshadow4 жыл бұрын
"Can I win against the land algorithm" How about WOTC just sets up an actually shuffled deck, random opponent, with life-like card draw...? I'm tired of the algorithm ruining my fun
@tygonmaster4 жыл бұрын
This is OwO, the deck.
@philippbehrendt51044 жыл бұрын
Landgain Deck
@I_Like_Dunkz4 жыл бұрын
Do a better version of the risen reef deck it was funny as fuck
@jeremyreese544 жыл бұрын
You need better deck making skills, white has access to land fixing...
@jeremyreese544 жыл бұрын
Also, you game threw so hard today...
@ashwinmishra22704 жыл бұрын
Reasons !!!!!
@Liqweed13374 жыл бұрын
Tested @ Platin 1, this Deck is shit, FUN yes but competitive? ZERO
@nicknameshield76204 жыл бұрын
Ты же русский. Почему же ты делаешь видео на ломаном английском с акцентом, боже, это так ужасно. Если ты делаешь видео на английском чтобы иметь больше подписчиков, то не надо. Русская фанбаза мтг тоже огромна. Но ладно, дело твоё. Я лишь высказал мнение