MOST BROKEN THEROS DECK POSSIBLE - PURE SIMIC RAMP - Nyxbloom Combo - MTG Arena - Original Decks

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so we out did ourselfs boys this is the most amazing consistant deck i have ever made. huge mana gains and hige card draw and the amount of cmboes we can do it just out of this world. best deck 2020 and most fun deck
Deck
4 Nissa, Who Shakes the World (WAR) 169
11 Forest (ELD) 269
3 Gyre Engineer (RNA) 180
7 Island (ELD) 257
4 Nyxbloom Ancient (THB) 190
3 Nyx Lotus (THB) 235
4 Incubation Druid (RNA) 131
4 Paradise Druid (WAR) 171
3 Mass Manipulation (RNA) 42
1 Loaming Shaman (M20) 180
3 Gadwick, the Wizened (ELD) 48
4 Breeding Pool (RNA) 246
2 Karn's Bastion (WAR) 248
4 Hydroid Krasis (RNA) 183
2 Leyline of Abundance (M20) 179
2 Planewide Celebration (WAR) 172

The dominance established in this video was absolutely, unquestionably and noxiously out the scale. What a time to be alive!

[@plazstic]

why do i read this in his accent

Plazstic mission accomplished!

[@abdullah29498]

His ascent is *GLORIOUS*

[@oceansforce]

“The weakness to this deck is dying turn 3” Huh, see I’ve totally never had that happen before in any other deck...

[@oceansforce]

proking747 Hay I would prefer that to a turn 2 loss 😂

[@halfjack2758]

I mean, a deck that wins turn 2 doesn't have to worry about dying turn 3

[@guilhermereichardt916]

I've assembled many decks that consistently die turn 4 max. If u guys want, I could share them.

[@fibsh7453]

@@KamickWindseeker anyone could using song of creation

[@brandonfarrell4859]

HAMMER!!!! Colossus hammer cheat turn 3 wins

[@Drfase89]

Guy: I'm Gonna take 4.....No wait, let's do the math at least once in our life *Proceeds to count 1 over the original amount*

[@AmandaPandaPantsYouTubular]

Awwwn. I'm a succulent woman of the 1.something%

[@berbkidder4653]

Succulent indeed!

[@MTGoriginal]

ye out did myslef today boys so press that like and sub button to make me happy

[@Wreck1990]

Have you seen that new animal anime?

[@Haurent]

You lack the knowledge of the power of the real Standard Top Tier, Nessian Hornbeetle.

[@fergusallen1213]

Hey just a suggestion: Could you put the rarity of the cards in the deck list in your description. It would be helpful. Thanks

[@MrThomasCWest]

This is insane. Finale of Glory/Devastation/Eternity would absolutely wreck people, as would other X spells such as Banefire, Electrodominance, and March Of The Multitude. Is there any way to make a viable Thousand-Year Storm deck out of this particular meta? Or even a Historic Simic Animator deck using the abilities of cards to animate Nyx Lotus and duplicating it using Helm Of The Host and Sparkdouble?

[@Proof_]

@@fergusallen1213 AetherHub shows the rarity count.

[@jetix4397]

One minute I was watching a funny MTG video and then I was getting job interview experience. 10/10 would watch again.

[@romanodeimel3691]

I read this comment at the Moment he switched to that wtf :D

[@eisenhoward1]

There are no misplays, only displays of 10 out of 10 dominance you plebs

[@erichdavis2897]

Skurnter.

[@justforwatchingthingsonline]

Came for a silly ramp deck, and got some dude talking about interviews. Nice, very Chad.

[@blackaspitch631]

this is the best part. watch the games and listen to the shenanigans

[@_claymore]

in the WoTC office before designing theros: *snorts his third line of cocaine* "WE NEED MORE GREEN/BLUE RAMP BOIS"

[@GadwickTheWizened]

24:15 "How's it going, girls?"

[@jeremyreese54]

"How's it going, ladies." is appropriate in all scenarios, even when addressing men.

[@wholelottalight]

I didn't realize I had wandered into the dark section of pronhub.

[@neileldridge5697]

I haven't laughed so hard watching someone play magic in like ever! Maximum dominance definitely achieved!

[@TheLeftoverCracker]

This guy sounds like Russian Cliff from "Cheers".

[@clashofarenas6246]

Video topics: sweet succulent Milfs Favorite theros cards And also if you read this can you smash table kun for me in the next video Edited

[@Pangolinz]

Table-kun. Mine is a Table-chan.

[@Zeylin17]

You are quite possibly the greatest commentator in regards to humor and mcguffins. Also, keep up the awesome unique decks, they are a blast to watch.

[@yokiweyy4770]

i opened this video expecting to see some magic played. instead i got a tutorial on how to behave during a job interview and how to make friends. this guy is the real deal

[@Stormspinner]

I remember back in the good old days of paper magic we used to cut and paste card texts to make super broken cards and play with for laughs. It seems R&D over at WotC implemented this method....

[@jeffwells641]

I learned how to shake hands from one of those traveling circus freak guys who rips a bunch of things in half with his bare hands. He described a way to shake hands so you'll never lose one of those squeeze contests you sometimes get into when shaking hands. Basically you make a Spock grip and keep your first two fingers pointed at the other person's wrist, then curl the rest of your fingers and thumb around the other person's hand like a normal handshake. So you end up making almost like a finger gun when shaking hands. This does something to arrange your finger bones such that there's no way to squeeze them. I don't know if it's a leverage thing or what, but it's absolutely hilarious watching someone try to squeeze your hand as hard as they can and it just has no effect whatsoever. So that's how I shake hands now. It's pretty great tbh.

[@MagicRaky]

I was so smiling, it's amazing, from the start till the end of the video.... It's amazing, Cousin Sensei!!!

[@agamerdoesthings9317]

So many mythic rares! I wasn't able to copy your deck, which is honestly better for me, as I need to use imagination, but I still managed to make a deck that my friends hate me for. I love fighting rush decks. They have 10 1/1s or something, but then they don't, and I have 10 1/1s.

[@stingy-mtg]

Finally subscribed because of that 15 children sentence at the beginning. you sir are one of the most important Poets in History. Thank you for being alive.

[@jonathanweintraub]

Thank you for the solid handshake advice! If you help just one person I am happy. Nothing worse than a horrible handshake.

[@Wreck1990]

Haven't seen the video, but I can once again assume he makes legendary misplays.

[@Coolpiss123]

BLUE MAH-NAH

[@bigcauc7530]

There's no missplay with nyxbloom decks.

[@bigcauc7530]

You just play nyxbloom and you're done. Lol

[@mclark347]

@@bigcauc7530 I can assure you he made multiple misplays, and I only watched like 2 minutes of it.

[@ollythomas6702]

The best thing about a new set is we get to see you play standard again! Nothing makes me click away faster than seeing you play another historic deck..

[@chriskapou3519]

I'll be honest here , "How is it going bois" always brings a smile on my water forsaken neck beard FeelsGoodMan

[@Pangolinz]

Whne the deck started rolling I laughed so hard I could not believe it.

[@Sam-kh1fp]

This is the best voice Everyone needs to protect this man.

[@voyager5333]

You're relentless! I have never seen anyone play so many crazy decks ever.

[@victortheace]

this is pretty hilarious. would recommend finale of devastation if only for another execute

[@krieg_guardsman9548]

With the hand shake the best tip I got and can give is use the same level of firmness that you would use to open a door with a round handle. That way you dont over do the firmness and instantly assert dominance but you don't look like a spy boy....unless that's what you want?

[@cro6029]

You come for misplays and table-kun abuse, you stay for valuable life advice 🔥🧡🐐🙏🏽

[@novapheonix2211]

i dont care much for mtga youtubers but i love watching you play and listening to your accent. it makes it more fun lol

[@tabletoparcade4203]

8:41 Enemy comes like here: 🙃"Well, I'm gonna do some magical dipshit shit." I'm crying! 🤣

[@baumjamal]

How much time do you invest in coming up with glorious Ideas like this Deck? Keep up the good work.

[@Billy_Jhons]

I just did an hydra 79/79 on tour 6, nice

[@princequincy5421]

Huh, I forgot Incubation Druid doesn't make mana of every color, just mimics your lands.

[@datchoppinator5592]

Funniest mtg video I’ve seen in months. Great video!

[@3724paradox]

Question: What is the key to happiness and satisfaction in both the workplace and in life?

[@3724paradox]

@Zach cash Ehhhh... Seems legit

[@gonzalob-cerra1807]

With Qwasar Sensei, its not the sub button you press, but the ABSOLUTE DOMINANCE button.

[@AsmodeusMictian]

good grief, nice deck man!!!

[@EnragedM0nkey]

This is why I love green blue.

[@commonsense9173]

I remember in the last Theros block when my U/G tapped for infinite mana and let you draw your deck plus you it let you put your library on the bottom of your library in any order so you could do it turn after turn.

[@draketheduelist]

I did a monogreen variant with Stonecoil Serpent and Return of the Wildspeaker. "I draw a card for my best creature's power." (*pick up deck*) I play all my +1/+1 counter doubling spells. Now swing for power 150 and trample on a hexproof and multicolor protected body. ...Oh, you should see what I can do with a Wildborn Preserver."

[@joacovo1]

how's life papa magic, mom says you're late on child support again

[@deviation01]

Congrats on making this the most played against deck in the history of MTGA at the moment.

[@kaootaku9065]

breh this deck is so cheeeese I love it!!! thank you for the build!!!

[@joshsanders4306]

How do you determine your land distribution, particularly why 7 islands and 11 forests? Why not 1/2 1/2? Is there a rule of thumb? Thanks, love watching your videos!

[@blakgoat7]

@Josh Sanders I think most people make decisions on the mana curve for each deck, based on the mana cost of the cards (which colour is predominant), and/or how many cards of each colour they have. In this case, he has a 50/50 mana ratio distribution in the begining (13 forests and 13 islands, counting with the dual shock lands), but mid video (16:12) he decided to change it to 15 forests and 11 islands, because it was affecting his initial draw (he got only blue mana at 15:37). If you look at the deck, he has 28 green cards and only 13 blue cards, so he needs green mana the most. If you watch the first game, you will see that the deck doesn't depend on blue mana to function, but it certainly depends on green, hence his decision to change the mana curve. Cards like the cavaliers of the expansion M20, Vilis, Broker of Blood, Planar Cleansing, Sephara, Sky's Blade, Mass Manipulation etc. should make you think about how to make mana distribution efficient, since they can become dead cards in your hand, if you don't have enough of the mana colour you need to play them. In some occasions, it might be reasonable to have 50/50 mana ratio because of how much mana of the same colour you need to pay for the cards you have, even though they don't belong to the predominant colour of the deck. Mana fixers help with that: Enchantments for lands (Urban Utopia, Gift of Paradise and New Horizons), Wilderness Reclamation (mostly for casting instants, or sorceries if you have Leyline of Anticipation or Teferi, Time Raveler) or certain creatures like Paradise Druid, Rosethorn Acolyte, Centaur Nurturer, Leyline Prowler, Illysian Carytid, Prismite, Scuttlemutt and Signpost Scarecrow (all in standard), who upon tapping can give you mana of any colour. This being one of the reasons why I assume Qwazzar senpai likes to use green in his decks. Cards that allow you to play other cards without having to pay for their mana cost also help (Omniscience, Fires of Invention, Electrodominance, Golos, Tireless Pilgrim, etc.) This guy @Raynman Gaming once gave really good advice on how to decide on what number of lands adding or subtracting according to your requirements per game and I quote: "24 lands is the rule of thumb. It depends on the curve of the deck as well as any ramping you might have in it, card draw, value lands, etc. When you first start playing the deck, do this: Start at 0. Every time you get screwed, subtract one. Every time you flood, add one. If, after a dozen or so games, you're at less than -1 (sometimes -2), then you need to add more lands. If you're at more than 2 (sometimes 3), then you need to remove lands. Oftentimes, it's better to flood than screw, especially if you have card draw or value lands (Arch of Orazca, for example) in the deck." The simple answer is: trial and error! Play the deck, and see what mana colour you lack the most while playing. The more you play and build decks, the more you will familiarize yourself with the concept of mana curve. Sorry for the long post :( and I hope it helps! Edited on 22/09/2020

[@brianwhitaker1171]

This is your best deck yet. Stupid fun to play..people just give up when you pull out a 30x Hydroid

[@bullywag]

I love your life tips, succinct and on point...

[@TheKrensada]

I have been using Leyline of abundance since it came out. I was wondering why i didn't see anyone else using it, that card is absolutely bonkers.

[@jonathangermain4143]

This is so sweaty it's insane.

[@GadwickTheWizened]

This deck concept is incredibly powerful, but I still think this archetipe could be improved. I question the idoneity of Gyre Engineers. I would probably try some Quasiduplicate, Spark Double or Kioras. More hanky alternatives with Gift of Paradise may allow to splash some white for infinite mana combo with Gauntlets of Lights or some sweet Explosions with Red could be of potential interest.

[@evanmcc2000]

Blue Finale can help with hand size. I put in a mirror shield to hex my ancient or other goodies. Great deck. I use similar. Tons of fun. So much mana.

[@MichaelRobinson-ry4po]

Sweet deck, man. Appreciate your videos and the great commentary!

[@nathanielnizard2163]

We are definitely asserting something here. :D. Also last year I missed a big job because I went to the interview without proper dresscode. It's important, even for male human males.

[@KaosKanji]

I made a similiar deck. But add Kiora and Lotus Field. Together with Nyxbloom Ancient, it means 36 mana out of Lotus Field...

[@bl4ke225]

Omg this deck is just a beginning for hyper cancer

[@3sgamestudio]

I love your videos... youre just crazy.. and point out how recent editions are PLAIN BROKEN.

[@casr2]

Thanks the advice grue

[@Wytenoyz504]

I’ve been running a deck similar to this, but instead of gadwick and mass manipulation i run 2 great henge, a few risen reef, and kenrith the returned king (for haste mostly). Play your entire deck on turn 5 and punch through

[@user-yw4tg7hz2d]

when this deck works its nutty, but it's rather inconsistent

[@kingfuzzy2]

Why be good if you can be inconsistent? Settle for nothing less.

[@CoachBill315]

"This deck is 3000 times amazing"

[@mattstory8817]

turn 1 epic gaming turn 2 interview

[@Wabinator]

17:30 close your eyes and take it out of context

[@pop9095]

I want to encourage y'all to drop 4 lotus fields and don't count them as land, count them as ramp so you still have 24 other lands. For fun you can simic ascendancy, one copy, and just always finish with 25+ finally of devestations. Henge and kiora are all the draw you need.

[@FlacoNukem]

Ahh, another day, another poop, another Qwazar video, let's go boys!

[@iruui2369]

Just an idea you know throwing it out there. OTK deck with quasiduplicate nyxbloom ancient to whole deck draw with X draws, example hydroid krosis, to finale of devastation for milion

[@ViralVenom]

This is how Karn's bastion gets the banhammer.

[@franklincotta2019]

Question? Am I allowed to use this to screw with people? I generally dislike net decking but these are just glorious.

[@KingGp46]

Beatiful tree card

[@timothysullivan1669]

Wow that’s amazingly broken. I’m stealing it thanks

[@deadNdivine12]

Hey look the card he thought was oddly put into simic decks

[@smitty7193]

What about keeping mass manipulation but also addintg finale of decestation. Once you take control of a bunch of monsters, use devestation to just wipe up the board

[@adambishop568]

How thoroughly balanced !

[@nicolasgiglio1131]

pure dominance, disgustingly good

[@briannoone7047]

I Definitely don't watch this channel for the MTG gameplay, I watch for the life lessons on how to net "succulent women"

[@conorcarter2417]

I have watched almost every video... let me just say this is it..ive never seen a deck as crazy besides the one you made that crashing the game lol.

[@davegoehrig7674]

I would love to see a Nyxbloom + Azor's Gateway + Sanguine Sac + heliod's intervention historic variant of hyper cancer..

[@dougcheedie1829]

YOU ARE MY FAV MTG CONTENT CREATOR.

[@RoyalBluePhoenix]

Why do you tap the paradise druids for blue, they produce one more green

[@rachelsveen453]

Love your channel 👍🏻

[@matthewgrilli4497]

First time on this channel.... How i lived without it until now?

[@parnopsiripornpak5632]

Do you mind building a deck working around "Nyxbloom Ancient" and "Wakeroot Elemental"? I feel like it would work but I don't have enough resource or insight. PLEASE. Thanks in advance.

[@nelsong.9519]

Can you make a expensive deck with workshop elders as a Thame card???please🙏

[@remy333]

Just ran this deck 7 times against mediocre decks and it came up empty. Two games I had Leyline. Didn't matter. The littlest bit of removal shits this deck right down. He got verrrry lucky in this video to get the matchups and hands he had. Very. I understand how to pilot it. It's just not consistent at all. Very entertaining video, and very exciting matches, but plz don't expect the same outcome for yourselves on any kind of consistent basis.

[@Dysergy.]

this is the last guy i would take social advice from, but not bad 👌

[@silentstormptt]

This is so disgusting, i accidentally hit my table from the bottom and now has a weird cone like shape

[@vehiclesofpeace]

I love it. To bad packs are over priced digital cardboards. XD

[@Commander_Skullblade]

Thank God WotC had the foresight to ban Leyline of Abundance in Pioneer. Let's hope Nissa goes with it.

[@stevengegar9709]

One of your best decks surpassing CANCER

[@xsazar7073]

When random guy on an internet playing MTG Arena gives better life advice than my parents or any of my friends ever did :D

[@RealRinka]

Also has anti-mill tech with the 61 cards

[@andrewcath4615]

Best deck of the season..calling it now boiis

[@germanverner6501]

Holy shit! Fun deck and not some shit control! This vod is truly amazing!

[@lorenzoprattico7554]

What about putting in finale of revelation instead of hydrosis crosis?

[@Garaito92Official]

Speechless...i didnt know nyxbloom will be that broken. Well it will though... x3 for tapping a mana But in the last video im holding my breath. What if it get countered lol

[@nkd02]

I cannot *wait* to destroy Simic flash/Ashiok Esper decks with this deck :) Edit: Not to going to lie, *Ashiok, Nightmare Muse* decks legit gives me nightmares!

[@robertoalejandroesparzalep3043]

What about a control deck with the giants, something like jeskai control or something?

[@zlodrim9284]

This isn't domination we're seeing, it's pure annihilation.

[@jasond.lepine6074]

imagine kraken + kiora + divine visitation with all that mana !! sooo many angel and card draw !!

[@jasonhuang6951]

Taking this to FNM at home lol