Greedy Players in a Nutshell - WoW Classic Machinima

[@CaptainGrim]

What encounters with players do you guys find most frustrating? - Also, big thanks to Tiik ( twitter.com/Aye_Tiik ), for providing the cool little ogre sketch, in the quest pamphlet, at the beginning!

[@maybenot3401]

Monks

[@Mrratmain]

I think a good one is when someone gets owner of world chat and starts banning everyone also 10/10 vid

[@dytallixx1268]

party members leaving an instance group after everyone took forever to get there

[@EnderGoku9001]

Grinding level 50 furbolgs without anyone eager to make a group in felwood

[@Cyberis]

Multiboxers

[@Praxographist]

this one time in vanilla a guy got almost this mad at me because i wouldn't rezz him. I was playing a Mage.

[@EnderGoku9001]

Bruh

[@Dreilo42]

How dare you xD

[@Asoom1996]

Where's your engineering jumper cables bro?!

[@christianstachl]

@@Asoom1996 I was thinking of that. How dare he hasn't learned engineering to make jumper cables to rezz him!

[@beardedassailant3732]

Or when people think I don't want to decurse them as a priest and get mad. Sometimes I feel like I need to say I can't decurse or remove poisons as a priest for every new group I meet

[@1MoreTurn]

The fact that the paladin didnt have enough dps to kill the ogre before the video ended hit me way too hard. Damage Per Millennium.

[@akkirafox5589]

Nah didnt you notice they stopped fighting like halfway in and watch the warriors suffering

[@Archangeldark]

#NoChanges

[@zain6008]

Enh sham feels you

[@adriankurt1872]

What are you insane, I guess 90% of wow players dont know how to play for shit... I do more dps on my Pally than any other class or player there is on my server... git gud

[@joaopc94]

@@adriankurt1872 /whosh

[@rasmus9612]

Bruh, the amount of comedic timing and effort put into this. Amazing

[@EnderGoku9001]

one of the many talents of short content

[@arzos2603]

1:19 that voice acting tho. did he actually take a hit in the nuts for that scene?

[@alen1610]

true haha

[@jas587696]

i think that was the beginning of asmongolds laugh just cut. not sure tho just reminded me of it

[@AggeTGF]

Its one of the most fun things to do while voice acting imo lmao, I did alot of coughing in my last video

[@CaptainGrim]

Anything for that Oscar, man.

[@kushpaladin]

@dragonblood mutantx nah was u

[@tiikredeye4741]

This is amazing . "Who hurt him ?"

[@NoMoneyNoQuality]

Died when I heard that line haha

[@croissantlover1]

Such a good line, very true too.

[@Kakio]

When the WoW community is at its best haha!

[@stealthyspy1012]

omg hey!!!!!!

[@EnderGoku9001]

hello kakio-sama

[@missgolgistain5801]

You're alive!

[@anlak1318]

make why human

[@BugCatLove]

The real Kak?

[@thegrayknightgarland2354]

In my mind, the paladin, and the ogre he was killing, became buds after seeing a greedy warrior get mauled in front of them.

[@nastromo358]

Paladin became a hunter and the orge became his pet

[@adrianaheiler9794]

I was literally waiting for them to look at each other and shrug while he got beaten up. Cheered when it actually happened! 👍😁

[@thedootlord]

Same then the play abandoned the quest and now has ogre friends

[@BBKDRAGOON]

This was amazing! Well done

[@visoth7791]

Captain Grim, you make the absolute best content on KZbin. Shit I was having a crappy day and watching this got me laughing out loud. I love you.

[@CaptainGrim]

love you too man :) hearing stuff like that always makes me happy. Glad I can entertain you guys once in a while!

[@sumerian88]

@@CaptainGrim You're a legendary machinimaer! Glad to have you in the WoW community. Your skills and humor are very good!

[@Dormantee]

Captain Grim should be creating the next 2 warcraft movies for the silver screen!

[@EnderGoku9001]

you should probably pay him money :D

[@jairm4377]

today a priest dispelled my songflower while farming herbs. not that I needed it for raiding but i proceeded to corpse camp him :)

[@devinwhite5064]

Oh please tell me you're an undead. Cannibalism is best bm

[@Machete9000]

This warrior reminds me of Asmongold.

[@EnderGoku9001]

1:19 sums him up

[@deadmire1976]

But he has hair? The character, not asmon?

[@yaprostoelka2828]

No way man, Asmon always gets carried by his simps

[@SkarrGaming]

By this time tomorrow he'll have made a reaction video.

[@1un4cy]

@@yaprostoelka2828 like yea afk in a dungeon watching youtube videos like this

[@goraksguide]

Message from the future: Congrats on the 100k and your silver-poster!

[@OfficerGogeta]

Message from another 10 months in the future: congrats on 60k subs :)

[@goraksguide]

@@OfficerGogeta Thank you! :D

[@SzotyMAG]

1:20 the wheezing sound effect is actually Asmongold laughing

[@EnderGoku9001]

*officially

[@BugCatLove]

kinda yeah

[@EleazarJL]

what video was the laugh?

[@SzotyMAG]

@@EleazarJL nothing specific, he laughs like that all the time

[@GhostManZero]

Who hurt that poor player who can only play for 20 seconds a day?

[@EnderGoku9001]

Needs to be top comment

[@ThisisCitrus]

Himself if he's playing WoW 20 seconds at a time.

[@Tensai4ever]

Marriage

[@eternalgreed5953]

I thought he was a bot, when he declined the invitation without even looking

[@EnderGoku9001]

Nah just ignoring is all it took

[@MessagerOfHell]

That was golden. Even if I don't play the game anymore I wish this would happen to all those guys that I asked/begged to party up with me but were acting like bots until you started stealing their mobs.

[@MrNetrizhul]

Grim one of the rarest KZbinrs that I instantly like without even watching content because I trust him to not disappoint me.

[@esdev92]

This video is so true omg. I remember leveling in STV back then and saw a guy killing mobs I also needed for quest. I sent him a group invite so we can finish it faster, he declined and called me a noob who can't do anything solo. On top of that, he flexed on me by pulling 5 mobs at a time to prove his point how much I suck at the game apparently. Good times.

[@YggdrasilReviews]

As always Grim you never fail to disappoint! Keep up the great work man!

[@CaptainGrim]

thank you, i appreciate the support!

[@tinypixiebread]

I'm very new to WoW classic, only have been playing for 2 months. I play as a paladin and was struggle with a killing quest. Another player ran pass me while i'm fighting just to yoink the chest I was fighting for then run, he was like lvl 30 and i was only 15. I asked for help but all he did was running away. Then about 2 hours later, I got good gears and move to even harder quest just to see that same guy struggle to even stay alive, he then die and yell at me full caps for revive, but I just /laugh and be on my way.

[@YAH93]

What goes around, comes around, am I right?

[@Abelhawk]

One time I joined a group with the Dungeon Finder. I died and instead of rezzing me, they just left me behind. Not a single word of chat was exchanged between any of them. I think that's the moment WoW died for me, realizing that dungeons are easy enough that you don't need a full group, you can join one super easily because of the Dungeon Finder, and that you don't even need to communicate with members of the group to get quests done. It basically was a singleplayer game at that point and the community aspect had completely died.

[@EyebrowsGaming]

Retail in a nutshell. Blizzard stopped thinking about game design and just started giving the most vocal feedbackers whatever they wanted without thinking. "Levelling takes too long!" "Dungeons are too hard!" "I want to be able to solo elite quests!" "I want to get to endgame content!" Wish granted, game ruined.

[@kyotheman69]

sounds like live to me, that never happen to me in classic servers

[@jackblades90]

as it should

[@azuraquinlilax1245]

That’s kinda why I never approved of dungeon finder at all. Group finder is an ok compromise .

[@spacequack5470]

​@@jackblades90Said nobody with functioning brain cells

[@tomharrison426]

Had a guy in ab threatening to report me for hacking my rogue for wearing mail (before the gear changes). I was a warrior.

[@narrahian9713]

Single-Minded Fury?

[@RW77777777]

so poorly geared looked like a rogue

[@figapanasiuk2954]

"If you wanna make world a better place, start with yourself... Woooooo!" - Batman

[@skywillfindyou]

When his finger got wet I thought of some other mature content.

[@CaptainGrim]

hey look man, nothing mature here. I just really liked the idea of a "wet willy" performed by a two-headed ogre

[@McDrebbins]

@@CaptainGrim I think it's the funniest wet willy ive seen, enough said.

[@Ocyla]

Me too XD

[@JamOneSeven]

@@CaptainGrim but why use the same finger why not use two one for each mouth

[@EnderGoku9001]

@@JamOneSeven sounds gae

[@Wowreference]

Man, I can remember the rage I had back in vanilla when someone would take my kill and decline the invitation just to refuse to give me credit. You make some of the best machinima I've ever seen, Grim. So relatable, always! lol

[@harrisonvc9175]

I’ve watched all these videos at least twice now xD this is the most underrated WoW machinima channel 💯 looking forward to your next upload 😊❤️

[@achicken4761]

Damn Grim you're so talented, thank you for being part of the WoW community :D

[@CaptainGrim]

aw, I appreciate it! And thank you for stopping by :)

[@sobertowelie3267]

I was encountering that kind of people, too lately and I absolutely love it when these guys take in more than they can swallow just so I don't get my mobs. Great vid, m8! 👍

[@CodeZeeZ]

I was at that exact location. Needed to kill the boss in the cave. Had to kill a mob outside first. Ally runs past me and begins to hit the boss. I ask for invite but he ignores me. After some time where I just stand there and looking at him killing the boss. He kills it, turns around, looks at me. Laugh and then /rude at me.... And exactly like the in video "Who hurt this guy?"

[@ThisisCitrus]

Reason I stopped playing in Phase 2, 90% of WoW players are jerks like that.

[@ScudX]

The gag with the flies buzzing in their blank faces slayed me. Wonderful work!

[@mike4088]

0:50 on so accurate... crazy people like this everywhere.

[@AymenDZA]

Dude the Jump in quality for this video is INSANE, good job !

[@CaptainGrim]

glad you liked it :)

[@Legendary231]

This kind of stuff makes me feel lucky I actually had good player interactions during my time in Classic.

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

This one really hits home. Finally in Barrens, doing a quest near the oil fields, it's the babysitting a goblin in a mech quest, some guy complains that I started the quest, abandon the quest hoping it'd reset the goblin, it didnt. Few minutes go by, goblin respawns, guy either had an addon to autoaccept quests or spammed through it real fast, takes the quest and goes about his day while berating me for not only taking the quest without him at first, but that I'm also the bad guy for trying to reset the quest to do it as a party. I always remembered Warrior being pretty rough, but I didn't expect the friendly fire.

[@litheran69]

I was in deep south Winterspring last night, I came across another hunter and waved and said hi. Before I could say anything else he typed no. So I thought okay and just asked in world chat whether anyone else wanted 1 gold for any single fish or meat as my cat had gone red on loyalty. His loss was someone elses gain.

[@vixxcelacea2778]

I just do not understand that line of thinking. WoW classic is meant to be a team up game unless you are in low level zones and are high level grinding for something. It's an MMO, you are SUPPOSED to interact with the other players. No point in playing it if you want to be by yourself so much that you are rude to others.

[@fifthhorseman1632]

Maybe dude just didnt have the shit to spare? Try not being such an entitled brat next time lol ppl dont play games to help YOU have a good time. You play to habe one yourself lol

[@bigmonke2899]

I love these machinimas man. Your machinimas make the perfect Mix of cinematic epicness and laughter.

[@renovaza9015]

I love your videos❤️ keep it up❤️ and also love your voice actings👍

[@CaptainGrim]

Aw thanks! I really appreciate it

[@dieforfunk]

I can only imagine how time consuming it must be to Edit all this stuff, let alone come up with ideas for sketches that are always 10/10 on point. You’re amazing man! Keep up the good work

[@CaptainGrim]

aw thanks, i appreciate it! The videos do take a decent amount of time, especially compared to other types of content, but usually I'm happy with how they turn out so it's all worth it :)

[@Foot23balla]

"If you complete this quest, I'll reward you with my pants" lmao

[@duckverse5820]

You deserve +100k subscribers for making such well done and funny videos like this-

[@CaptainGrim]

Haha thank you, I appreciate it!

[@gabrieldavenport7889]

I've been playing WoW recently for the first time, started on classic, ran into someone in Westfall that was doing this exact same shit with the Defias mages. It was especially annoying since I was a warrior and the mages would fuck me up solo.

[@QueenSylphie]

If you're strictly 2h then yeah you don't get pummel until 38, but if you hold onto a 1h and shield most caater mobs can be really easy to kill.

[@averyavery1470]

I’m glad Machinima type videos are making a comeback. And they’re next level.

[@1Piecer]

People who disliked this video are the same people who hate this "community" for not accepting the invite

[@liamwilson7549]

That face at the end lmfao keep up the good work 😂👍

[@epic-o2215]

fun fact, everyone in the comments is always the good guy. In reality, some of the comments are from ppl thinking they are the good guy, but are actually the bad guy.

[@jacobkeller7608]

Im more like the warrior. Unless its an elite quest or a lack of mobs im not gonna group up

[@Shadowhunterbg]

I always accept party unless i am like 8/10 for my quest. I don't rush to max lvl, i enjoy leveling more than the end game content.

[@symonsan]

I am more chaotic evil.

[@wilddesigns857]

I like to solo. I'm really don't understand why people get so upset when you turn down their request to group. I've had this happen to me so many times already.

[@siluda9255]

fun fact:most fun facts aren't actually fun :(

[@AveGluteusMaximus]

I love your facial animations, man. I think of them randomly during my day in real life.

[@OfficerGogeta]

1:20 now this video was really nuts haaaaaaaa

[@t2d748]

These vids and the Doomin vid are just next level man. Loved the old oxhorn stuff back in the day and glad someone else picked the torch up.

[@malohn2068]

Bald.

[@ДмитрийГусарев-ж8ъ]

ASMONbald to be exact

[@twardzio1504]

Your machinimas are the beest Dude!

[@CaptainGrim]

haha, thank you! I'm happy you like them :)

[@woyermain7732]

The comments: 10% about the video 90% about Asmongold

[@vindico8231]

Asmongold is our lord and savior.

[@EndOfExistence1337]

Asmon did bring in a lot of subscribers to this guy I guess so it's no wonder.

[@perseverance6994]

The untruest untrue that has ever been untrue

[@ThisisCitrus]

Asmongold's toxicity did get a man killed, so yeah.

[@woyermain7732]

This is Citrus what do you mean?

[@Jhamantheshaman]

You're hilarious dude. And animation is just getting better and better.

[@Skorppa03]

Sharing a farming spot with another player tells so much about them. Many people realize that there is no constant need to be stepping on each other's toes and farming with these guys isn't too bad, but then you have the guys that will pop a swiftness pot to run from one side of the area to the other just to try and dot a mob that is standing right next to you xD

[@thewinner4me816]

These are always so good, thank you for always making this top tier content

[@arzos2603]

Cant wait for BaldMan to react to it

[@EnderGoku9001]

i wonder if he noticed the orc warrior a few videos back is him

[@Blobby90]

Another quality machinima, thank you for sharing your talent

[@IsaacClarkCZ]

Ou Hey, this just happened to me yesterday. XD

[@boomerangfish3558]

I'm sorry for your balls

[@yoooyoyooo]

I want to know how many times a day this happens and the graf for past 10 years in relation to number of players.

[@DZombieDragon]

I swear, Grim, your animations get better and better with each video! Laughed my ass off with this one as always XD

[@CaptainGrim]

thanks! I appreciate it. and i'm happy to hear that :)

[@loltom3703]

"Please, i forgive you" Lmao

[@devinwhite5064]

3 words said before disaster

[@666devillord]

Another great masterpiece! At 1:30 almost expected them to fist bump XD

[@sephiose]

Couldn't stop laughing once he got hit in the nuts and the nuclear suplex was the final nail in the coffin. Good animation as usual.

[@MegaChickenfish]

You always exceed expectations. 1:18 I was expecting just a barrage of punches, but this is *so much better.*

[@insanemang9983]

Never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@fluffywise686]

My word.....this is some of your best editing. I have to stand up and clap for this one. It's beyond good. This is the gold standard of wow videos.

[@Lucifronz]

Faction-wide tagging was one of the best things WoW added for this very reason. As long as you get a hit in on a mob, you can also loot it, assuming the mob wasn't first tabbed by an enemy player (as well as other conditions I've never fully understood that sometimes grey out enemy mobs even if you share the same faction). But some players are still douchebags and will try to burn an enemy before anyone else can get a hit. Me, on the other hand, I'll often wait for a nearby player to get a hit before finishing the enemy off. Sometimes I'll even just place a consecrate or something so I get a large group of enemies tagged, wait for the other player to get a few enemies tagged with an aoe or something, then burn them all down myself and we both end up winning. People complain about retail, but there were many changes made that absolutely kick the shit out of the slog that is Classic. You really have to be in the masochistic mindset to appreciate the dated and frankly anti-cooperation mechanics vanilla had. Which, if you are, then great, but it's been tiresome for a long time to hear people complain about retail and then celebrate the backwards implementations vanilla had, as if either is completely flawless.

[@huuminbloodborn7570]

I swear, you and Gorak's guide is the best thing to happen this year.

[@Nooneknowswhoiiz]

In before baldo grimlin gold watches

[@JohnnyDragons]

bald jokes funny right? haHAA

[@margotrosendorn6371]

1:37 absolutely love the insanity and panic. I wanna make this a gif and meme it

[@failatlife1]

I don't refuse invites because I'm selfish, I do it because I'm shy...

[@bestshadow6585]

Same

[@nocturnality1307]

Haha yes so trueeeeeeeeeeeeee, I love it! Btw the small detail about the ogre's head slowly getting longer was amazing 1:03

[@Koelschesbloot94]

Lets be honest, we've all met this guy somewhere 😂

[@cornflakeshumunculus8373]

This is completely relatable to killing the furbolgs in winterspring for the wintersaber trainer rep quest plus firewater and E’ko’s

[@honeyxmilkmusic]

Hello Asmonbald...*cough* jk man, love ya

[@honeyxmilkmusic]

@dragonblood mutantx no u

[@honeyxmilkmusic]

@dragonblood mutantx chill the fuck down idiot XD

[@nickistrauss203]

Zu geil. Zum Ende konnte ich vor lachen nicht mehr.. :)

[@knighttemplaroftentacult7123]

Ok, at first I was like: "Hey, this guy is just a loner. I don't play in group also, I just prefer to play alone". But THEN it all become clear... Yeah, those peopl, for some reason, exist.

[@Anraphet]

This video was hilarious. The part that really got me was the noise he made as the Ogre went to body slam him. I needed that laugh!

[@funkdahmental]

"PALADIN PLZ I FORGIVE YOU" yep you encapsulate their nature very well

[@curiousfishie]

Yeeeeeeeeees! I love these from you, Captain Grim! 💚🌻

[@CaptainGrim]

Thanks! Happy to hear it :)

[@Fureiman]

Love your work AND HUMOR!

[@tahlrath4820]

Your machinima should be featured at Blizzcon for all to see. Seriously amazing stuff.

[@CaptainGrim]

I'm humbled. Thanks man :)

[@tahlrath4820]

Captain Grim Anytime my friend! :)

[@Zervive]

Don't stop making these, they're so good! Cheers m8

[@Etimoz]

Captain Grim seriously your videos are some of the funniest. The expression are top tier ^^

[@Onurbcz]

I loved the work with the Portuguese subtitles. Good job!

[@VitolasTheHunter]

You earned yourself a new sub! This made me crack up out loud. Thank you for a great video! Edit: a word

[@CaptainGrim]

Hey, I appreciate the support, glad you liked it :)

[@Sarik0497]

First time seeing one of your videos, I can’t believe that I’ve missed out on someone so amazing until now. Your videos rock, and you earned yourself another subscriber, and hopefully a million more in the nearest future!

[@CaptainGrim]

Thank you! It means a lot, glad you enjoyed my content :)

[@hermit44]

Amazing work as usual! Keep it up buddy.

[@CaptainGrim]

Thanks! I appreciate the support :)

[@WillyTung]

The best quality machnima on YT.

[@StanicEnemy]

You sir, you deserve alot more love for those videos.

[@CaptainGrim]

I appreciate all the love I can get :)

[@TobiGame1]

Those jiggle physics ;d amazing video as usual grim !

[@smiIingman]

Grim videos never cease to make me laugh I love you Captain.

[@CaptainGrim]

love you too man

[@carlthegamer9215]

The best wow machinimas has always, love your stuff! Cheers!

[@jonathanlondon4265]

Animated wow machinima's have come a long way.

[@Metallong]

Lol, loved it!! The wrestling at the end was great!

[@CaptainGrim]

glad you liked it, Metallong :)

[@Metallong]

Captain Grim dude the animations are awesome! I know it takes a while and every time you release a video its well worth the wait!

[@TheRagingHudson]

Yes dude bring back these videos more more more !

[@sagarro5291]

Never played World of Warcraft and watched all your videos! That's how good they are!

[@bigbear-lu1ez]

This video was crazy good, love it

[@CaptainGrim]

I'm glad to hear it, cheers!

[@hairtrigger8317]

I prefer to quest alone tbh, I like to take things at my own pace which is normally pretty fast but then I might take a 10-15 min break to get a drink, smoke, smoke so more and then I'll come back. So yeah I prefer to play alone most of the time.

[@tarekmoneimsaid]

hm, wonder if Captain Grim got frustrated at a player recently? The kick in the nuts was strangely satisfying :D