Green Day - Father of All... ALBUM REVIEW

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GREEN DAY - FATHER OF ALL... / 2020 / REPRISE / NO FEATURES, NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS, NO TRAP BEATS, 100% PURE UNCUT ROCK
0/10
Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

[@philatio1744]

NO FEATURES. NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS. NO TRAP BEATS. NO SCORE.

[@outtour2525]

Don't do them like that😭😂😂😭😂

[@97EDUB]

Not important, Cal is back.

[@absurdistoxymoron]

100% pure uncut red flannel

[@dogrzz7082]

i mean if it didn't get a score it would have been a NOT GOOD

[@antischtick3502]

100% PURE UNCUT CRINGE

[@ziekziek5601]

NO GOOD SONGS NO SONGWRITERS NO BEATS NO

[@lukaskoninger3312]

100% P U R E U N C U T N O

[@TylerG13]

😂😂😂

[@lordmanshaft1112]

@@lukaskoninger3312 97.9 FXR, NUTHIN BUT NO

[@m1cra848]

God theyre worse than FOB

[@Henrus_Second_Channel_Now]

NO GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

[@mackalenvaughn5948]

Green Day is so rebellious they’re rebelling against writing good music

[@CEO_Of_Racism-fk3qv]

Lol

[@cdvideodump]

Nah they're rebelling against music critics who don't know jack shit

[@mackalenvaughn5948]

@@cdvideodump you telling me you enjoyed that pile of shit?

[@michawkwalter4205]

They are rebelling against the ears of their listeners. Very brave I might add.

[@beanosbean803]

I love green day, have my whole life...that wasn't green day that was an industry plug

[@RyanGe25]

This year has been so crazy I forgot Green Day got a 0.

[@watkinry]

But it's a STRONG 0.

[@RyanGe25]

@@watkinry Exactly what you'd expect from an album with no features, no swedish songwriters, no trap beats, and 100% pure uncut rock.

[@sisnoerasoos]

This is actually one of the funniest reviews by melon imo. 10/10 might even compete with the big day and tpab reviews

[@moghraliamneeson]

Yup! I don't know which year is worse 2016 or 2020!?

[@RyanGe25]

@@moghraliamneeson I'll get back to you in November.

[@iminspacespace]

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become Imagine Dragons

[@renatovillatoro4746]

To become portugal the man

[@oliverpk2000]

Accurate

[@renatovillatoro4746]

Ramless Alpha haha true

[@ctrip6668]

😂😂😂

[@PrinceAppalling]

@@renatovillatoro4746 Agreed. Between the handclaps, the millennial whooping, the overly punchy drums, and the indie rock falsettos, this sounds more like a collection of pop-punk "Feel It Still"s than it does Imagine Dragons

[@antonecruz9975]

NO FEATURES NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS NO TRAP BEATS 100% PURE UNCUT CRINGE

[@kaitbelll]

ye

[@jooree7696]

NO GREEN DAY

[@alex_flamer267]

The cringeworthy advertising is them trying too hard to appeal to the younger generation and get them to come out to the Hella Mega tour.

[@whiteslate]

NO SIGNUP NO BULLSHIT NO CREDIT CARDS 100% PURE UNCUT COCK

[@alexth3legend791]

100% PURE UNCUT TRASH

[@zubb5120]

a swedish songwriter would’ve saved it

[@BloodRider1914]

Max Martin is a genius, and we need more of him

[@tob7759]

If only Bladee would have written the songs.

[@xcx000]

this but unironically

[@tvnorminstudio3080]

Pewdiepie’s mine all day had better lyrics, you’re right.

[@JustSkram]

Refused could of saved them

[@garthpanther]

I miss when this album was the worst thing to happen in 2020.

[@guilhermerochasampaio8760]

The álbum came out in 2019 morron

[@thomward6890]

still is tbh

[@abel6297]

Corona is the worst thing to happen

[@Gothstana]

@@guilhermerochasampaio8760 Pretty sure February 7 2020 was in 2020, not 2019. Moron.

[@juda210]

Guilherme Rocha released in 2020 dumbfuck

[@pyropoyo]

See you boys and girls in 3 years when that Chance the Rapper x Green Day record gets a 10.

[@peazeralus]

Cudi features on 80% of the tracks.

[@sanchezmigueldavid9846]

See you broh

[@Nazhussain07]

Honestly wouldn't even be that shocked.

[@bionicprime3952]

More like -10

[@aerykfilmsphoto]

See cudi got a 0 but Kanye never did so I don’t know if it’ll work the same way

[@killingthemood2000]

This review was sponsored by Swedish songwriters that use trap beats

[@kisterdrums]

And only 1% pure uncut rock

[@AzaMcG]

(Feat. Cardi B)

[@Juli_is_Online]

@@AzaMcG and Feat. Quavo

[@Stylofi]

drain gang

[@ServingOthers99]

Feels like it was a jab at lil peep

[@spoonnoise8332]

This album is what it would sound like if LMFAO made a rock album

[@SupremeShoelace]

party rockers in the house

[@VCRK888]

SupremeShoelace it’s party rock is

[@spamsingles5948]

I'd actually rather listen to LMFAO than this

[@spoonnoise8332]

@Emperor Vowrawn thanks, The Mars Volta are one of my favorites

[@spoonnoise8332]

@Emperor Vowrawn definitely

[@YourLoyalDeserter]

I can't believe they borrowed the 0% twerking 0% drugs 100% talent format for their marketing campaign.

[@narcoticundertow]

Underrated comment

[@benjaminturpin2749]

That sign was so cringe

[@civilwar9637]

"Since Uno Dos Tres, the band needed direction, but I didn't expect that direction to be off a cliff." This might as well be a NOT GOOD cause you just murdered them, melon

[@mjfromjersey]

Civil War He said that not goods are actually usually 1-2 on his scale, so this is worse than a not good

[@PlanetZero]

@@mjfromjersey except for Supermarket, which in theory has a negative score

[@SoHelpMeREACT]

I guess this is.....music to be Murdered by 😤😤😔😔😔

[@Geckoblade64]

@@SoHelpMeREACT More like music to murder your sanity

[@Revan-eb1wb]

there are rumors that this is a just a troll album and bad on purpose because of their problems with the label.

[@maverickREAL]

"Since Uno Dos Tres, the band needed direction, but I didn't expect that direction to be off a cliff." Out for blood.

[@charlottesimss9853]

To be fair Rev Rad was a step in the right direction. Mastering was awful but it had some great concepts and writing. I was hoping they'd follow-up with a deeper album, not a robot and network outtake shitpost

[@MuzzYADam]

Never thought Melon would promote suicide.

[@jackwithahat8601]

...speaking of Out for Blood, Sum 41 released a new album last year that was not that terrible. Weakest album in their discography by far IMO, but definitely far from being as bad as Blink-182's new album or THIS atrocity.

[@vive_faux6909]

@@jackwithahat8601 O.I.D is one of their best albums imo

[@error_4004]

Clacking Computer I thought so too. They had it right with tracks like Bang Bang, Revolution Radio, somewhere now, forever now, outlaws, but the ones that fell flat really fell flat. I thought they would take all the great things they did with RevRad and make something better but.... damn was I wrong. This album makes the entire Trilogy sound like gold. At least those albums had a handful of gems.

[@aarondichoso6557]

Plot Twist: This is how Green Day wants us to react. They are rebelling against the rebels who rebelled against the rebels.

[@onnisaaskilahti8209]

"I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as a another dude."

[@Dreigonix]

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU.

[@TheHuntsman6]

pulling the rug out from literally everyone

[@nedwhitney4123]

Green Day out here playing 4D chess

[@esket4725]

I wish this is true

[@carlwheezer7516]

The whole album sounds like an Adam Sandler version of The Arctic Monkeys.

[@lukaskoninger3312]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT

[@Anxiety_Asylum]

jesus fuck that sounds crazy lmao

[@spamsingles5948]

The guy on the first Arctic Monkeys album even looks like Adam Sandler

[@matthewknapp1092]

Even Adam Sandler is better now from Uncut Gems so even HE is doing better than this album 😂

[@redface583]

AHAHAHAHA

[@egoleo6693]

Maybe if it was called “The Big Green Day” it would’ve been a 10

[@charleszaman7666]

The big speeding green day to heaven

[@jimbo6519]

Anyone else really like cheese?

[@genesisosuna]

Strong 0 to a light -1

[@Unkindpigeon.]

I like that name more.

[@kkarbonsdigitalbasement1471]

The Big Green Butterfly Day

[@WilfredoWolganG]

New segment: "What the Hell is this?" when it's worse than "NOT GOOD"

[@jirehjirehjirehjireh]

WolfgangAmadeusfuk TheNostalgiaCritic should be on there

[@maverickREAL]

0/10 = NOT GOOD < What The Hell Is This?

[@steltzsm]

"No features, no swedish songwriters, no trap beats, 100% PURE UNCUT ROCK."

[@xotwodj]

i agree

[@Thickolas]

@@steltzsm Gotta give em credit, Green Day's marketing was brave enough to once and for all answer the burning question, "What the hell is this?"

[@aguyfromnz537]

Rock is my fav genre, but whenever i see 100% pure uncut rock, i just know its gonna be shit

[@formula2233]

Oh man this comment is underrated

[@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx]

Rock is one of my favorite genres and punk is one of my favorite sub genres of rock, and this album blows. I’m not even a Green Day fan and I’m pissed. How could someone even support the band after they basically take a fat shit all over their fanbase, the same fanbase that is quick to say ‘oh well it’s just ONE BAD ALBUM’. Like really? Ever since ‘Uno, Dos, and Tres,’ they have legit been nothing but a husk of what they used to be. Some would argue and say that since the 21st century, they have been nothing but a shell of a band, trying to not only move forward in a directionless path, but also try to ‘stay true’ to their long gone punk rock days. Everyone and their mom knows that you can’t move forward if you don’t let go of the past. Idk what’s worse: the album, or their brain dead fans who think this album is anything remotely better than mediocre.

[@isetmfriendsofire]

The Clash's "Cut the Crap"

[@Dvg920]

It’s like a new source saying “100% unfiltered honest news. Only the facts.” Basically means they’ll be bias as shit

[@TheOnlyBasketCase]

@@xxx_sista_jud3_xxx Revolution Radio wasn't that bad. It gave fans a hint of a classic and vintage style of Green Day. And it gave fans hope that maybe finally they were gonna return back to their punk roots in their next album. Guess most of us incorrect beyond belief .

[@Kodeb8]

This is probably one of his funniest reviews. You can literally see his disappointment.

[@D_d_t_d_D]

Like a disappointed father seeing his son become a Junkie... But being powerless to help.

[@danbam3411]

That “what the hell is this?” always kills me

[@moghraliamneeson]

Everyone who've heard review this crap album has the exact same reaction lol this album is a whole mess!

[@mgm8255]

There is no disappointment if you have no faith

[@TheDrunkLawyer]

You're so right ✅

[@Circletime]

Billie Joe did say that he wanted to kill the term “pop punk”, but I didn’t think he meant by single-handedly killing the genre.

[@error_4004]

James lmaoo

[@user-ob4yt6cf7b]

Oh my

[@melancholyentertainment]

It's alright, everyone's starting to get nostalgic for the early 2000s now so I'm sure it'll make a big comeback any minute now.

[@TheHumanIndependent]

@@melancholyentertainment a lot of local pop punk and emo bands popping up in my state so I'd say it's revamping. I'm in a band that plays a different genre, but time to time I ponder if it would be easier, then I remember I don't know how to play pop punk without it sounding generic. Lmao

[@dylanfluker]

I sure hope pop punk doesn't come back lmao

[@sulfergotjuice]

NO TRAP BEATS NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS AND NO GOOD MUSIC

[@steviewonder1663]

Don't forget no good cover art.

[@ronstoppable5659]

Just Balls

[@Lovemaxman1234]

This album being a 0 is a win for Drain Gang all because that ad

[@northern_limit]

Remove the "good" and you're more on the money

[@captainmalice]

What’s with the Swedish songwriters?

[@death4metal201]

I was in tears when Billy sang "im in love, with you" and the Government is bad" truly great songwriting

[@ofresco2]

*same guitar note for 10 seconds

[@Chuydoesartfr]

@@ofresco2 *generic guitar solo in each track*

[@PsychXxKiddo]

“did i mention im in love?”

[@dandanger5637]

"ooooooohhhhh-oooooohhhhh"

[@tobiaspramono378]

"I FEEL LIKE MAST**BATING TILL MY EYES POPS OUT MY SKULL"

[@KiwamiClaud]

NO FEATURES NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS NO TRAP BEATS *NO DIGNITY*

[@TheHuntsman6]

damnit koichi

[@PotatoKun01]

@@TheHuntsman6 he may be a reliable guy but he has no dignity

[@bendykirby4828]

Billie Joe really steals??

[@MacIntoshMann]

no diggity?

[@EmilyRM]

@@MacIntoshMann it’s a song

[@Loycole69]

This entire album sounds like one long google ad.

[@MichaelGrey11]

Jack Higgins it’s music for a Toyota summer sales event ad

[@Elzrydo]

I knew I wasn't the only one who felt that the songs on the album sound like ad music

[@WhateverWhenever888]

Omg yes so true, I'm surprised they didn't advertise a google pixel 4 phone on the album 😂

[@ariestheram5693]

The title track sounds like it could be used in a Verizon ad

[@leorrocher]

Jack Higgins truest comment ever

[@lancem3443]

The album cover looks like a middle school emo kids’ binder

[@pottingsoil]

But so much worse

[@yagmi6182]

mix that with brony

[@unit-0123]

As a middle schooler I can confirm

[@joandrumz3176]

To me the songs are more insulting than the cover

[@fisheatsteel]

Hahahaha. They've like become Boomers trying to target dumbass hot topic kids.

[@BillyMcBillface]

Ironically enough, MLB The Show 20 has Grafittia on its soundtrack. It is also the first game with full minor league rosters. You can have the authentic Fantano experience with MLB The Show 20

[@spectremodtrain5936]

the memes write themselves

[@andrewosborne6097]

I was looking for this exact comment.

[@diegomo1413]

What a stupid name for a video game. It’s deserves that track in its tracklist

[@minuscaseus]

Graffitia is the only passable song on the album

[@Plinian5850]

This album is nothing. It's not even bad, it's just nothing.

[@hv4329]

It feels so e m p t y

[@tetsuoumezawa5833]

"i'm gonna lose my fucking job over this"

[@thecoffeeshopat2am173]

@@tetsuoumezawa5833 "Either change the record or it's not coming out!"

[@yubbityyubba7749]

TO MEE ITSS NOTTTHINGGGG

[@Anon24052]

@@thecoffeeshopat2am173 whatever

[@Grimwinn]

This sounds like something a Swedish songwriter would say

[@l8631]

Mikael Akerfeldt can confirm

[@aadliafiq]

Yung Lean approve this statement

[@ronaldmitchell9816]

Sounds like something a trap beat would say

[@Kisukes_kane]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mattthemetalguitarist]

Melon is Swedish songwriting confirmed?

[@HendersonHinchfinch]

That is 100% the ugliest album cover of the year so far.

[@orgasmatron4296]

Which is fine since people dont care about album work anymore

[@orgasmatron4296]

@A Friend go ask someone under 20 what their favorite album art is

[@justin2597]

Orgasmatron 93 I’m 19 and mine is “Gateway to the Antisphere” by Suphur Aeon

[@dopebeans9923]

Music To Be Murdered by*

[@orgasmatron4296]

@@paulivartiainen I'm younger than you

[@brb.8962]

See, the billboard said "No *SWEDISH* songwriters", meaning they HAVE songwriters, but they're not swedish

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

The songwriters could still live in Sweden but not be Swedish.

[@brb.8962]

@@sheriffaboubakar9720 Green Day is just extremely xenophobic against swedish people, that's all

[@boilingoden7984]

The fuck were they paying the songwriters for then, this is ass

[@elishelton3300]

“Blasted over a shitty PA at a minor league baseball game.” *Graffitia added to the MLB The Show soundtrack*

[@nl1638]

Either that’s an amazing coincidence or someone at SDS is a Fantano fan

[@riversduvall1176]

>wake up >green day gets a 0 It’s a special day a big day even

[@stinksmcgee]

@Nort yeah the joke is even funnier when you explain it

[@YourFriendToodles]

Top kek

[@drewp.weiner5708]

Review really hit me like a speeding bullet. To heaven

[@verdictentertainmentco4389]

@Nort you just said top kek

[@vz2428]

@Nort I don't think he was mad at you for explaining the joke. I think that, meta-ironically, he meant it.

[@genesisosuna]

Wow we barely started the decade and year and we already got a 0/10? DAMN.

[@asvpfern]

melon is not playing this year

[@Agent1245_]

DAMN is a trash ass album that deserves a 1/10 and.... now that I have your attention, RTJ4 is coming this spring.

[@JVAKevin]

@Sir Apolo run the jewels

[@genesisosuna]

@Sir Apolo run the jewels 4

[@jsCP94]

No, DAMN. got a 7/10. Get your melon facts straight.

[@johngleason1776]

I just realized this album cover is a reference to American Idiot and it makes me hate it so much more

[@christopherkennedy8363]

Oh shit it is... fuck

[@Dylan-Frost]

Oh no

[@mr.selfdestruct5845]

i don't see it, how? the color choices?

[@lexi-hx6je]

@@mr.selfdestruct5845 the weird diagonal “white stripe” on the cover is a forearm and in the top right u can see a part of the heart grenade in american idiot

[@bismuththebi]

@@mr.selfdestruct5845 it’s zoomed in

[@blardyhell3095]

If there’s one thing I absolutely hate it’s extremely polished punk rock

[@2000Doriyas]

There’s arguably no elements of punk rock in this album, this is like (as mentioned in the review) a bizarre lifeless mix of early 2000’s “garage revival” aka Jet / The Vines with the most cliche sports arena pop bullshit played out somehow unironically while acting like it’s counter culture. Can’t even imagine a band with their game couldn’t see how far up their own ass they went.

[@buhnana6117]

This isn’t even punk, this is car commercial music

[@corinnae.7877]

I almost vomited hearing you call that punk rock. Pop punk is an abomination itself, like who thought it was a good idea.

[@corinnae.7877]

Also in no way do I criticise you yk, all good

[@gezza50]

You know it's bad when he introduces himself with his actual name

[@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579]

ya'll should show some respect. at least their still making albums they want instead of selling out

[@jjbluesam]

@@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 show respect sure, but they can still be criticized. Plus it doesn't take a genius to see Anthony really didn't even wanna make this in the first place.

[@spamsingles5948]

@@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 This is selling out, if I've ever seen it

[@achilles872]

@@craziestcrazydailyvideos3579 Good for them if that's what they want to make, but I don't want to listen to that shit ever again, you don't get respect for taking a load of dead tropes and melting them into one cluster fuck of torture, even if it is them making albums they want to make.

[@gnalkhere]

having been his nickname supercutter for 5 years it's actually all up in the air on whether he'll nickname himself or not in videos

[@XD123771]

Cudi, Chance, Green Day The 3 horsemen of the apocalypse

[@A11ucard]

@Geralt Of Rivia Nav

[@cadetri9716]

Don't miss Weezer

[@MokesnJokes]

Cudi will rise again tho

[@brylerivera402]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@imDezrt]

Cudi was redeemed with KSG, delete this

[@ZachGatesHere]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Anthony for not letting that crude title corrupt poor Cal?

[@Violette205]

I love how Green Day went from being some eccentric out of the box anti-establishment punk rock kids to basically the musical equivalent of gatekeeping.

[@dingdongism]

I know that people come here to trade their super witty hot takes, but this observation doesn't even make sense. How is making a really bad album considered gatekeeping?

[@Violette205]

@@dingdongism i was high when i wrote this i have no idea what i meant

[@officialromanhours]

you may have been inspired by the "NO TRAP BEATS" ad at 1:15

[@Funz2022]

Um, Green Day were never any of those things.

[@user-vl8ws4wd7o]

@@Funz2022 ummmmmmm

[@TJGibson0]

"Really since Uno, Dos, Tres the band has been in serious need of some direction but I did not want that direction to be off of a cliff" Holy Shit

[@Fanchus]

TJ Gibson An actual quote from the video for a change, woah

[@Vendice]

Quotes like this is what really separates Anthony from other critics.

[@SIWeezy]

Melon you can’t just sing Yummy for 7 minutes and call this a Green day review

[@faro8784]

SI Weezy smh my head

[@deadchannel3393]

BUT THERES SUPPOSED TO BE NO TRAP BEATS

[@HeyImDiO]

This is why I live for Melon's comment sections

[@ozmond]

The world hasn’t been the same since this album came out...

[@theseth455]

BREAKING: Green Day album “Father of all...” identified as primary cause of COVID-19 Pandemic.

[@zackzallie8735]

Billie Joe invented COVID-19

[@80s_GenLover]

World hasn't been the same since 2018

[@jacksoneee6759]

I don’t actually hate the album itself it’s just the fact it’s from Green Day that makes it hurt so much. I mean one of the greatest bands of the early 2000s turning into a bootleg Fall Out Boy.

[@TheMusicfan189]

My favourite band by far. Normally I would really get triggered by reviews like this but I can’t even be mad that people don’t like it. I hated the whole thing at first. The second half grew on me but that’s about it. Easily their worst album by a long distance, a small blemish in a fantastic career.

[@lnlonelyness6021]

you know it's bad when u get called "a bootleg Fall Out Boy" at the most recent point of your career lol

[@isetmfriendsofire]

I was hoping that there would only ever be one bootleg Fall Out Boy (that being present-day Fall Out Boy)

[@jamiehovis7722]

they were an early 90s band. fall out boy is a bootleg fall out boy today. rolling stones, paul mccartney, and jimmy page made just as bad music after their first decade or two of making their career.

[@turboshazed7370]

Agreed. That's my issue with it.

[@blackfang04]

Uno = Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven Dos = The Big Day Tres = Father Of All... The 0 Trilogy!!!!

[@cullenderoche1589]

The Father of All Big Speeding Bullets

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

father son and the holy spirit

[@songsfordustmites]

@@cullenderoche1589 why are you not getting barely any likes wtf

[@UAPai]

At this point they are not even bullets; it's a warhead.

[@an_alienwashere]

CERO!

[@wwombat4891]

They've made actual dookie.

[@bigmantj2408]

We should have seen the Warning signs

[@RealMartyBigz]

They’ve broke down in the 21st century.

[@harleylarge8604]

It’s come full circle

[@leonsalgeuro]

you guys are such Nimrods

[@ayyyimtypinghere2679]

They smoothed out some of their sound, but they couldn't even go the full slappy hour.

[@plagueofangel8694]

This album made a lot more sense when I learned it was a contractual obligation to leave their label

[@laniebugg]

Damn it does. I just hope that their new album 1972 is better than FOAMF 😖

[@danbam3411]

It isn’t being that they’re still on Warner Brothers right now with their newest album. Not to mention the fact that they seem to actually enjoy performing these songs live.

[@d0mi3000]

tfw when the band who pretended to be green day has actual better green day songs than green day

[@slackershrub8923]

Who?

[@comradejellobiafra4638]

@@slackershrub8923 A band called Panicland

[@skator8423]

@@comradejellobiafra4638 Its sad, panicland made a better green day album than green day.

[@lnlonelyness6021]

@@skator8423 almost like Mario Judah making a better Playboi Carti record than Playboi Carti : ^)

[@morganfreeman2102]

LNLonelyness yeah except not

[@casertanick]

"They were in need of a direction, but I didn't want that direction to be off a cliff" Damn melon you got me cacklin

[@caesarhearsem1368]

he’s a witch!

[@Kenny-Blankenship]

RIP Green Day

[@HomemadeSubmarine]

Imagine the guy expecting a Green Day album with trap beats.

[@enjoshi-godrez8775]

you know it would of made it infinitely better

[@aransmeallie5344]

His dissapoinment: immesasurable His day: ruined

[@calliope_x3]

"i was a teenage teenager" is among my least favorite lines of all time. like yeah man. me too. what's next, were you an old senior citizen? an adult who's over the age of 18? stop the presses.

[@Dylan-Frost]

I was a very young child

[@R-H-B]

I was born at a very young age

[@castorrodentia2954]

LIFE~! You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks I was different, but not like the others.

[@user-wo5tc9ux7u]

Nah it’s funny

[@catseatheadrest]

its redundant. no pun intended.

[@SlyJak2]

Well everyone, the trilogy doesn't look so bad now, does it?

[@nftking1]

It is the forgotten set of evil triplets

[@ippotsk]

at least the trilogy had some actual bangers on it. 🥲 X-Kid is still one of my favorite GD tracks.

[@gabef3842]

“I didn’t want that direction to be off a cliff” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kushgriffo8221]

Gabe F legendary line

[@_seth_7245]

WoW so fuNny in liTerALly dyInG I thRouGh my phOne I'm cryINg. Wow wow. CoMeDy gold.

[@clsagst]

savage

[@gabef3842]

Seth Langerud bro your so edgy thanks bro we all asked for your opinion

[@agaetisbyrjun]

@@_seth_7245 shut the fuck up seth

[@maverickREAL]

You know it's not good when he doesn't give himself a dumb nickname in the intro.

[@GeForce1080]

lol

[@mrmrpantsrotmg1124]

The red flannel

[@dysperdotted]

he did that when he gave earl sweatshirt an 8, so i just think it’s when he has to be as serious as possible.

[@bluesolace9052]

True

[@whoknowswhocares885]

The dumb nickname means he’s in a good mood

[@cirava]

Nothing good has happened since this album came out. This album is the reason why 2020 is so bad.

[@lukaskoninger3312]

loved early green day but you can already tell by the condescending "no trap beats" advertisement that they're just old men at this point

[@ethangingerich2773]

*100% pure uncut rock* Damn sounds just like my coke dealer

[@sunnyd8580]

is that a fucking cat eating spaghetti?

[@matttattack]

Apparently “uncut” means excessively processed, compressed, and sampled

[@QuintessentialQs]

That's deliberate. If you didn't notice there are lines of coke and a rolled up dollar bill on the advertisement.

[@ethangingerich2773]

@kevin willems yeah he has a Soundcloud actually

[@juanluisgalvezghiggo6618]

more like pure uncut cock

[@musicsucks5843]

Wow melon, awfully brave of you to say "worst album of the decade" this early

[@easybakec0ven]

Tyler Morales don’t give anyone new ideas….

[@AllThingsEntertaining]

If their trio record release isn't a sign that Green Day is finished, if Revolution Radio isn't a cry for help, this album surely is. Jesus.

[@jackmills5071]

@Tyler Morales I'll make one, just you wait...

[@ronstoppable5659]

It might not even top his worst list this year, we’ve got a sequel to Angelic 2 The Core this summer

[@ya9thelatinogringo]

Bring Back Kim Possible, Animated Obviously What? I need more info, where did you hear about this?

[@dylanparry8364]

I've been hearing people say that apparently this album being this bad was intentional since the band were fighting with the studio for a while and this is meant a big "fuck you" to the label with the title and terrible album artwork. But if that's the case then....why do this? I get the idea if this is the case but it just means the audience is going down with the label and the joke is on everyone. I don't think alienating most of your audience and just making rock music's image worse when it has needed a second wind for years was not the way to do it. And if this isn't the case and they're actually trying...oh dear god...

[@Gothstana]

From what I understand with the label in-fighting, Green Day were contracted to come out with a certain number of albums with them, so GD apparently decided to rush this out as it was the final album under the contract. Apparently. If that's true, then GD should come out with their best material since 21st Century Breakdown buuuut who knows.

[@christophpetersart3803]

Just face it dude. No fucking excuses . This whole "album" is trash. They are not kids anymore to yelling at the studio . We all know that green day is not green day anymore. Its just that , is all trash

[@camerondodge2070]

@@christophpetersart3803 Is it though? Is it trash?

[@spookygal777]

@@camerondodge2070 yeah

[@randomgirl2173]

Yeah I have heard this too. But also they haven't played any of the new songs on what's gotta be the hella expensive Hella Mega Tour with Fall Out Bog and Weezer on the Warner budget.

[@earls4452]

but anthony NO TRAP BEATS

[@wawawiwa___]

But Anthony NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS

[@cdvideodump]

But Anthony NO FEATURES

[@greensamurai9102]

Did Melon just casually drop a 0 on us? Why is this not being talked about more?

[@bobcho105]

Because nobody cares about Green Day

[@kingcharlie4]

@@bobcho105 And rock in general

[@spamsingles5948]

@@kingcharlie4 Not true at all, but ok

[@kingcharlie4]

@@spamsingles5948 I do, but the majority of the music masses, especially younger audiences don't

[@littlebilly6946]

Jimmy Ward you’re right I literally clicked this video just to comment a suggestion for a different album

[@crazymonkeymw2]

I like listening to the Melon when he describes an album that he likes, but there is nothing more satisfying than listening to him just tear to shreds an album that he hates.

[@EFECINCOF5]

This album brought COVID to earth

[@EraVulgaris-]

The Big Day did

[@davislebsack883]

This album has a higher score on pitchfork than The New Abnormal I’m not Mozart, but what the actual fuck

[@blueboy3492]

Pitchfork gave the fragile a 2.0 btw

[@kramersilver8331]

The Strokes have always been bad though

[@carlosotavi0]

@@kramersilver8331 Trash opinion

[@kramersilver8331]

@@carlosotavi0 I'm serious. They're debut album was derivate and annoying in more ways than I can count

[@cynicalip]

Well Pitchfork gave The Big Day a 6.9 while Donda has a lower score of CLB. Enough said

[@blyat6998]

There's something more savage about getting a 0/10 than a 'Not Good'

[@jordandenny6875]

I've heard he said a not good scores like up to a 3 or 4, but the album is so bland or despicable it doesn't deserve a real review, so a 0 is arguably more respectable

[@MegaMouldyBanana]

@@jordandenny6875 but also 0 is like NO redeeming qualities so it's kind of not as well

[@2000Doriyas]

Basically

[@wowno5763]

@@jordandenny6875 that makes no sense. A "Not Good" gets a higher score than a 0, but somehow getting a not good is worse? What?

[@musyarofah1]

Not Good: disappointing but not surprised 0: holy shit WTF am I hearing

[@pt1107]

Really weird trying to hear middle of aged people singing about teen love and hating school....

[@chickenhouse2831]

@s t a r That's how I felt years ago when A Day To Remember released the music video for "All Signs Point to Lauderdale". Like they're grown men with beards but they're getting bullied in high school. It was just odd lmao

[@pt1107]

@s t a r It's one thing when it's trying to make a statement about the trashy American school system, another when they talk about themselves without trying to play a character or put any nuance or spin on it like they did with Jesus of Suburbia

[@purrpocalypse]

I mean, I kind of get it. I'm in my mid 30's and most of my most relevant (and typically darkest) memories are hung up in high school. Lots of things I never got over, lots of things I may never forget or get past. If I was a musician I would definitely be writing about those topics. Everything after that period is just kind of emotionally dead and hollow since my soul was destroyed in that small time frame. I'm completely stuck there. The weird thing about pop punk bands like this is that they're actually scaring off younger audiences. These songs are clearly for other middle aged people that never moved past it.

[@pt1107]

@s t a r I've heard the same, but they should still want to please fans and make money. They marketed it as a serious thing, so I'm taking it seriously.

[@wilmabaird1299]

See this where a band like Radiohead evolved and still connect. They're not doing the bends 2 or god forbid Creep pt2

[@colesbrand]

The worst part is that when Cudi and Chance earned their 0s there was an uproar of disgust, but Green Day did so poorly that it didn’t even earn our pity

[@daltonminnema960]

Man remember when this was the worst thing in 2020 man different time

[@JoseRS1186]

Oh my God... It feels like this review was years ago.

[@chrilborn4138]

@@JoseRS1186 it really does! I keep thinking it came out in 2019

[@Shwarmageddon]

Anthony you left your Yugioh cards at soccer practice. Do you want me to bring them to school tomorrow?

[@splatterman5651]

What?

[@chriszamu7024]

I would like to record this meeting, hopefully a duel breaks out and i can turn it into a shitty AMV With greenday in the background

[@philatio1744]

can i have them

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

can i have his Winged Dragon of Ra card?

[@Wilkesmann]

Anthony giving an album a 9: Wow, I'll have to listen to that when I'm in the mood for some new music. Anthony giving an album a 0: I need to drop everything and listen to this hot mess.

[@vespulazer]

How was it?

[@rebecca898]

@@vespulazer I just listened to it. Anthony wasn't kidding, it's *bad*.

[@SplendidCoffee0]

It’s atrocious

[@thetonytaye]

You’re in for a good time... What? Don’t look at me like that. This album could’ve been much worse 😂.

[@elliesafarii]

somehow, a "strong 0" sounds way worse than a "light 0".

[@lizardjesus]

The best way to describe this album. Imagine if Radiohead in 2000, instead of putting out Kid A, released a rap metal album.

[@VicAcid77]

A group called Panicland made a fake Green Day album that actually sounds better than the real Green Day album. Ladies and gentlemen, we are through the looking glass.

[@ThebubbleySquirtle]

RJ it’s billy cob all over again

[@milesdoyle7683]

that shit is garbage too.

[@philatio1744]

Miles Doyle but it’s better than this lmao

[@arkguga]

I think it would be rly nice if Antony reviewed it once it comes out but pretty sure it won't happen

[@mikefjdoyle3225]

They are like a Wal-Mart version of Green Day... I'm not complaining they had me thinking it was a new GREEN DAY album....clever...bastards...lol

[@DareenBeat]

he *STRUGGLED* while saying "forever" at the end, he really didn't want to say it.

[@PalaceDude]

This album really makes him wanna quit. Sheesh!

[@wyatthimstead2238]

Literally 5 of the songs on this album have the same exact clapping pattern in them. I genuinely think this has to be a joke.

[@shodai2054]

Saw them on the hella mega tour in August ‘21, they didn’t play a single FOAMF song :D

[@theseth455]

I think they knew how divided the fans were on it in general. Same reason why Fall Out Boy dropped the obviously bad songs from Mania on the HM tour (thankfully I liked the one song they did play from that record).

[@JADBeats]

I saw them in Philadelphia on the hella mega tour and they only played their good songs. Thank god.

[@theseth455]

@@JADBeats the only song any Hella Mega Band played that I wasn’t quite as into as all the others was Weezer’s “Feels like summer”. I’m not huge on post-reunion Fall Out Boy’s hits either, but they sound much better in a live setting (and like I said I’m glad they dropped the terrible mania singles). Favorite concert experience yet!

[@JADBeats]

@@theseth455 Yeah, I was surprised at how good a voice the lead singer of Fall Out Boy had, I don’t listen to them that much. Great concert overall.

[@Dylan-Frost]

For good reason

[@aoliravioli]

my gym just played this and i cancelled my membership and left

[@barringtonwomble4713]

That was a wise decision.

[@thebatman4279]

The only logical decision in that scenario.

[@furonet138]

Good timing lol

[@XxsikShufflessxX]

LMFAO

[@salpy_fish]

Ratatouille

[@KantFromEC]

If you re-titled this album 'Riverdale extended OST' I genuinely would not be able to tell the difference.

[@freeziez]

how did i miss this comment

[@tite93]

Riverdale is like cringe maxed out

[@wizard1370]

😂

[@deanc5871]

100 PERCENT PURE UNCUT ROCK *isn’t even 30 minutes*

[@camerondodge2070]

To be fair, early rock n roll albums were pretty short.

[@Dylan-Frost]

@@camerondodge2070 it took The Beatles six albums before they made one over 35 minutes

[@timg2727]

I tried to listen to this thing when it came out, and I think I made it about 3 songs in before audibly saying "I hate this" and turning it off. The Green Day that produced Dookie and Nimrod is dead.

[@timg2727]

@ECCO I can blame them for making shitty, unlistenable music though.

[@bigboineptune9567]

@ECCO The 90s may have died, but Green Day didn't have to with it. Radiohead has continued to release music to this day and has never had a bad album. Then again, they don't sing about school and teenage love when they're middle aged, so that probably plays a part.

[@maxsoto6015]

Big Boi Neptune Radio head has not had a bad album The bends: hello there

[@timg2727]

@@maxsoto6015 The Bends is a phenomenal album.

[@danbam3411]

Max Soto no way bruh The Bends was also brilliant

[@randomindianmusicfan2249]

Damn I didn’t think you’d give a 0 this early into the year.

[@InkAndPoet]

@Tim Jacuzzi he can't give it any lower. And NOT GOOD's are for different circumstances.

[@maxinator317]

Also into the decade

[@steviewonder1663]

Petition to rename this album Father of Balls

[@naquaman2034]

First 0 of the decade - 40 days in. Let's go, boys.

[@daydreamcon6343]

I didn’t think he’d give a 0 this early in the DECADE

[@luxprima2011]

THENEEDLEDROP SCORES 2020 10/10: - 9/10: - 8/10: 4 7/10: 4 6/10: - 5/10: 4 4/10: 1 3/10: - 2/10: - 1/10: - 0/10: 1 (Green Day) NOT GOOD: - This is the 14th scored review of 2020

[@math1410]

FUCK YEAH MAN

[@yudhabagaskara98]

Some predictions: Justin Bieber: Not Good Tame Impala: 7/10 Hmltd: 7/10

[@radiatormike]

Hello, Lux Prima here, the Internet's busiest Internet's busiest music nerd nerd.

[@eddiebannayan7203]

prediction: grimes - 7/10

[@Jamieconstable]

thanks

[@possum8220]

as someone who grew up with Green Day the fact that this album exist brings me such pain

[@JonahUniverse]

I have a friend who typically feels positively about any new music, AND he's a huge Green Day fan. If even HE doesnt like this album at all, then you know something is wrong lol

[@bradbailey5481]

One day he’s gonna be so mad he’ll just review the album shirtless

[@williams.5952]

With a series of angry grunts and fart noises instead of words.

[@laurisaarinen1126]

He almost kinda did that already with Angelic 2 the core.

[@Windows98.]

The blarf review was close

[@LanceVanceDance84]

Tithony Canstano, internet's bosomest music boob.

[@potassiumm_]

Youd like that wouldn't you

[@KiloEditZz]

The “clap” noises instead of a snare noises, was by far..THE WORST decision

[@thebritishguys6304]

Ty Sell or the vocal distortion

[@albums8825]

I'm sure without those claps the album score would've gone up for at least two points.

[@ambskater97]

the virgin St. Anger Loose Snare vs the Chad Father Of All... Claps

[@danbam3411]

Notice how Billie Joe's had been overly relying on vocal effects for his singing as well. He's been using it as far back as even American Idiot but now to an excess...makes you wonder if he can even sing fluidly at this point.

[@bellabliss1860]

@@danbam3411 billie's vocal range has never been better. he just has no idea how to use it effectively anymore.

[@paolowav42069]

first it was fall out boy, then blink 182, now green day?! wtf happened to these rock bands

[@expiredmilk1431]

Dont want mcr to end up like this...

[@newon2014]

Okay but at least Blink made a better album than this 😂

[@paolowav42069]

@@newon2014 their collab with lil wayne was fucking shitty. BLbut california was pretty decent

[@brendanb2982]

@@expiredmilk1431 They got out of the scene at the right time. Also, dont forget PATD.

[@matiaslarenas5901]

"rock" bands

[@vixsteriaz]

junkies on a high sounds like 11 year old me trying to play boulevard of broken dreams on my new guitar that i had yet to figure out how to plug in

[@yungcade4480]

Now with this been the third 0/10 melon has given now we can get the ultimate album: Kid Day The Rapper: The Big Father of All Heaven's

[@GamingOS]

Now we need to combine all the zero's and tens to make the perfect 5/10 album

[@GamingOS]

To Pimp a "You won't get the big day 2 see kind ghosts store"... Motherfuckers

[@wiloe5050]

Kid Green the Rapper - The Father 2 All Heaven’s

[@Melkac]

Green Cudi The Rapper: The Big Speedin' Motherfuckers

[@arturtomczak636]

Lil KiD Day The Rapper - I'm The Big Gay Father of All Heavens

[@epicjake354]

I could see this being a trainwreckord 10 years from now.

[@MyoticTesseract]

Fingers crossed that Todd's around in 2030 lol

[@lukekastel4443]

I think that honor would go to the Uno/Dos/Tre project, which killed the career resurgence from American Idiot and Bullet in a Bible.

[@nightbrowser6529]

Maybe even sooner. He covered Paula 5 years after it was released.

[@iamwontolla]

todd squad

[@jowens197]

I mean they weren't that well long before this album.

[@kidleprechaun1018]

I refuse to believe that Father of All is a legitimate record because every time I remember that it is supposedly an actual Green Day album it makes me physically sad 26 minutes? Really? It’s basically an ep

[@smkattoula45]

Listen, I’ve been around since nineteen ninety fucking four, and you’re telling me you’re only going to give me 26 Minutes? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. This is a fucking joke.

[@MovieAddictMitch]

0:48 Hits kinda different now

[@kalameetgascoigne4075]

It really does.

[@tommick2579]

Don’t let the red flannel deceive you, he gives this album his first 11/10

[@Simbetam]

John Lennon once said something along the lines, "We dont want to be still singing she loves you when we are forty". I think that applies here

[@waycnf7229]

He didn't have to worry about being older than 40...

[@smallpablo9204]

@@waycnf7229 bruh

[@CertifiedFresh7]

WAYCNF 💀

[@Thicc_Cheese_Dip]

@@waycnf7229 he'll be dead for 40 years this year, so I guess that applies.

[@Avatarplushworld]

SIMBETAM ! I think it was Mick Jagger who said that about Satisfaction actually

[@whataattsfdg]

Honestly, Swedish songwriters and trap beats would have been way better

[@AvanRoyOfficial]

Maybe just Swedish songwriters

[@danarseptiyanto4066]

With this album title, this cover art, the length of the songs, and how many track in it, Im almost sure that green day is just trolling with this album

[@randomgirl2173]

I mean the Network released a 25 track album the same year so they were kinda busy with that (..or I mean not.. they aren't the same). Supposedly is was an f-you to Warner coz they were contracted for so many albums so this is the final one at the minimum length required for an album. They haven't played any of these tracks on the hella mega tour.

[@rezasarandongard7805]

“No features, no swedish songwriters, no trap beats” sounds like the sort of thing where the most appropriate reply is "ok boomer".

[@zackzallie8735]

Lol Green Day is the most irrelevant band since Uno. They should just STOP there.

[@theps4guylol608]

What’s the meme with Swedish songwriters? I don’t get it

[@gibsonmac1981]

You realize they are not boomers right? And their fans are not boomers? X’er, they are X’ers. The most appropriate reply is “ok X’er”

[@zackzallie8735]

@@gibsonmac1981 They are not boomers, but their new album goal seems very boomer-ish behavior. It's very bad. I'm a Green Day fan for years, but this.... made me cringe.

[@toggafamai4224]

@@theps4guylol608 look up Max Martin and Shellback, they're thr guys behind different hits like I Don't Care and SOS

[@dormrooms]

Fantano: gives Green Day album a zero *ARTV HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@AlbanianGoose]

Idk why he didnt give it a zero, im a green day fan and even i think its trash unlistenable garbage

[@akillen77]

At this point ARTV is a more legitimate review than Fantwan

[@dormrooms]

Andrew Killen it’s ok to be wrong sometimes

[@AlbanianGoose]

@@dormrooms lol

[@philatio1744]

Dorm Rooms as long as you acknowledge it, that is.

[@KingoftheHillTV]

FOAMF is definitely one of the albums of all time

[@steve_bal4]

Green Day as if written and produced by Avril Lavigne. Jokes aside, this is probably the most disappointing release of a band of this generation. If you imagine the worst release of any and every pop/rock band in history this is, by far, worse than all of those put together.

[@Dylan-Frost]

What about Maroon 5

[@captainayaaya28]

I hate Avril but this is way worse then anything she ever done

[@ippotsk]

More than One More Light? I think both releases were/are extremely polarizing haha, although I'm pretty indifferent towards both as well.