Green Eggs and Ham - The Misfits - Episode 8

Arrow meets Sam I Am, while Bubble goes on a trip to the Zoo.
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BOO!! Scared ya didn't I ;)

[@artimex723]

I love how Azerim is now becoming a pretty complex fantasy world. Rob does a fantastic job as the DM!

[@RobertHartleyGM]

Thanks!

[@ustestedmight4175]

The absolute way he connects the two campaigns is amazing. My GM does a wonderful job himself, and literally told me he watches Rob's channel to get inspiration.

[@user-ex7go3kj1s]

Guys I'm starting to think it's Rowan's chair that has the "memory loss after every session effect".

[@JoDON111]

And for Ben's chair is: Every dice roll you do is going to be only in the range 1 to 5, but 15 to 20 when its for unnecessary moments

[@mr.truffles9294]

Truth be told. I often forget what I had for lunch 3 days ago.

[@ionmeth2031]

Better then rowan haha

[@jb6748]

Ellie Lore dumped on Rob when asked. She remembered quite a bit.

[@mrbaab5932]

Ellie suffered from 'Dixhedd Disease' from playing as a Bard with them.

[@jimmyhuang3676]

Baradun upon meeting Horatio wearing that cloak of protection: *(excited gasp)* "It's Laethil! You know Laethil? He's my BFF!"

[@vojtacermak531]

Wait till they find out (ingame) that Laethil is a bad guy and start working against him and forget whats written on the cloak and they are like "vote fot master Padrick" and people will be so confused by it

[@wilderwatz]

I love the different vibes of the Misfits’ and the BatD-campaign. The men are stealing loot from each other and making their friends sh*t themselves to hilarious effect, while the Misfits do the “you take it - no, YOU take it!” thing and stuff like “vibe checks” to equally funny effect!

[@alyasfukename3355]

Them opening the campaign talking about astrology was also a very funny "chick" thing that rob shut down pretty hilariously as well.

[@TheHanshans29]

To be fair, sneaky just stole the whole 25GP of quest reward from her party without a second thought

[@Werewolf_dr]

Arrow: "I'm super supportive!" Also Arrow: "Oh, Ulric? Here's a pamphlet. Bye."

[@meh2510]

Hey, she gave him a pamphlet, that's very supportive. The other group would traumatize you over a locket until you offed yourself.

[@Werewolf_dr]

@@meh2510 Hey now, that was only Bodger. The others attempted (admittedly not strongly) to stop him. 🙂

[@vojtacermak531]

i totally forgot about that, poor guy ... really disliked these moments when some of the guys acted like dicks just for the lols ​@@meh2510

[@todiewouldbepleasure]

To be fair he didn't off himself, he just didn't fight back when the villagers came for him 😅

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

Rhi carrying the cutout of Techtown Britt was hilarious.

[@Longwing70]

I didn't hear anything Horatio said, I was too loudly laughing.

[@keyboardSmashed_]

Shoutout to Ben for that green screen. Those rhymes sounded so very clean.

[@happymonkey2013]

You're a poet, and didn't even....realize

[@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch]

You both have poet spirit. Cherish that gift because it is always nice :D.

[@catvamp100]

Bob?

[@grouchingtiger]

I know what you mean.

[@AdiVB]

@@catvamp100 not Ben Van Lier if i recall they have a Ben in VLDL peoples

[@BKPrice]

"She does come a lot." Giggles. Never grow up, girls.

[@soddof7972]

Rhi is embracing Horatio hilariously

[@mrbaab5932]

She must be from the Southern Island of New Zealand, below the Misfits Dixhedds line like the old Mason Dixon line that separated the North from the South USA in the 1600s, 1700s and 1800s.

[@fedanimal5955]

Meh..

[@DH-xw6jp]

​@@mrbaab59321600? It didn't exist until the 1760s

[@janzy58]

Such a blessing for Rob to have a group that can remember what happened last session

[@RukaSamuels]

I'm such a fan of how Rhi embraces Horatio. It's been encouraging me as a dnd player to make bolder character choices 😂

[@dylanking6871]

Y'know what could've helped Arrow across the water... A horse! Should've used that horse-pocket.

[@mrbaab5932]

The Dixhedds should use their horse 🐴 pocket as adult diapers and empty it on Bodger when he sleeps.

[@jocosesonata]

Simply _Outrageous!_

[@TheCooPeer]

For some reason I just realised that Rob is standing in ALL of the videos. My guy is an absolute unit for standing throughout a whole session!

[@Cora-wh1rr]

Dude for real! They are there for hours. In the original game they mentioned getting him a stool when they got the new tavern and I was like "you mean he's STANDING". Kudos on him for putting up with all the crazy shenanigans while standing and still being the most entertaining in both campaigns 😎

[@xtifr]

"Not-where-they-thought-that-was-going-laughter"! Chef's kiss! This is your regular reminder to turn on subtitles for VLDLD&D! Even if you don't _need_ them, you still _want_ them! Lorquin, who writes them, is brilliant!

[@yumiulrich4eva]

we love lorquin in this house!

[@mikeycisar2665]

The fact that Ellie rememberes Stefanie, but Rowan doesnt 😂

[@sharonguerra7440]

I wasn't interested in the whole D&D channel until the ladies started to play. Now I'm also binge-watching the entire NPC D&D Azerim campaign and having a blast.

[@viva_la_nature]

Glorious night for fishing wouldn't you say?

[@PoobertFartley]

... Whuharhar!😬

[@mrbaab5932]

Baelin should make an appearance if Arrow falls into the water 💦 and cast his hook and line to catch Arrow and save her. Or the anti-Bodger should show up at night 🌃 as an encounter and try to take Sneaky on his night route. He should also barge into Buble and Haratio flirting. He should also just watch ⌚ if there is a fight that involves the Minotaur Horatio.

[@soloprimogeniture4678]

​@@mrbaab5932Anti-Bodger is Liam the Leatherworker so perhaps not him. Anti-Baelin tho

[@PoobertFartley]

@@soloprimogeniture4678 Anti-Greg that ask adventurers to catch his runaway hoes 🙈

[@MetaManGamingTM]

I absolutely love that Rob has the ladies crew doing all the side quests that the guys group just said "fork this" to. Great way to still be able to use your story Robert. Glad we get to see what was going on behind the screen during the OG campaign

[@xyzabc4574]

The cardboard cut out. Was. PERFECTION. :chef's-kiss: 🤌

[@georgechristian6852]

I love the uncomfortable look on Rob's face when the Foursome was mentioned.

[@kysersoze3767]

New D&D Sport just invented...Catapult a Vampire 😅

[@mrbaab5932]

Yeah, the ballista from the undead 🧛‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️ army.

[@ianlamont9434]

That's why she's called Arrow🤦🏼‍♂️

[@Captain-Dju]

*sighs in collective amnesia* *smug smirk of smugness* I know these subtitles are hand-crafted, I've come to expect added value from them, but this one is just brilliant!

[@Bedonkabonk]

Sneaki can really make herself seem super generous. What you do is offer to pay for lots of meals and other stuff. (Not too much because that will make the rest of the party suspicious -- especially if there's an honest one, like a paladin.) Then a short time after paying and right before you leave the place of business, you steal it right back. In the olden days, you'd pass notes to the DM to make sure no one else knew what was going on.

[@philjohnson1744]

Hartley's obvious distress watching the foursome conversion was palpable.

[@ajaypanhani5350]

I think a piece of him died with that

[@mikeycisar2665]

@@ajaypanhani5350I dont think the girls can break him so easily after that Adam’s “uWu daddy” dragon 😂

[@ajaypanhani5350]

@@mikeycisar2665 lmaooo true

[@LG02380]

"4 friends is Foursome" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Vermouth_19]

Director Ben, love what you did with the first skit about Sam I Am! Many greenscreen skits lately just repeated what happened on the table so this is a fresh approach ❤

[@benmwilliams]

Thanks!

[@shinodrega5124]

This is Horatios world and we are just potential harem members 😂😂

[@ubbeus]

What do Booble call sealions? Well, Marissa, Léopold and Max, since she knows them by first name.

[@GamingwithStilez]

The african version would be Tom Dick and Thandi

[@hkrylll801]

If vampires need to kill the one who turned them in order to gain certain freedoms.. does that mean Ulric needs to ultimately try to kill Arrow?! 😯🤔

[@High-Tech-Geek]

I was wondering the same thing last week.

[@Ezullof]

Dhampirs are usually unable to create spawns. Here the DM allowed the dhampir to keep most vampiric powers it seems. I think it's a risky move because of that kind of things.

[@bryanstephens4800]

This is a whole different experience than the boys for the true Hero, our poor DM.

[@neowolf09]

*not-where-they-thought-that-was-going-laughter* The closed captioning is always a great extra delight 😂

[@prodigy1605]

When was that caption?

[@clashhoyland9583]

That green screen bit with Britt's cutout feels like it may become a thing like Ben's Armour of Agathys...

[@olivertunnah3987]

I love Rhi's cheer in the intro.

[@mahithelegoda1440]

I love how rob might get this party on laeithils side 😮

[@Veelasiren]

I heard that Baradun guy blew up an entire town of school children

[@DiscontentKiwi]

"I would like YOU to tell me where we left off". * Me Homer Simpsons into a bush *

[@jobiwan991]

I love that with the river crossing Rob presents a problem with a solution that would be obvious to vetran players but doesnt say "well you can shape water" he says "look at your character sheet" and lets them discover and learn the game for themselves.

[@Nurichiri]

Well, now we know Rob is/was a gymnast.

[@jakisz]

10:38 "I'm super supportive, until a horse is involved I will take 100 percent control of it."

[@simba4805]

Imagine this being the first series in this universe you watch and now considering watching the guys as well just to have the backstory for this campaign. 🙈

[@gusgus2152]

Rob once again giving a item to a character that he's ultimately going to forget about the benefits too.

[@yumiulrich4eva]

i think this is the first time we actually know what the hero tokens look like lol

[@gabesarti7184]

“I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.”

[@Chilliconkanye]

I do not like them in a boat, I do not like them with a goat"

[@soddof7972]

Am i too old to get sam i am?

[@Chilliconkanye]

@@soddof7972 Dr Seuss. It's an old book

[@MirZee]

Finally caught up with this! Rhi's Horatio is making even me blush on this side of the screen. 😂 Also, I didn't realise what was wrong with "leeons" until Horatio called it out - "it's not spelt like that" is what I thought at the subtitles, didn't even blink at the way Bubble pronounced it. 🤣Look, it made sense from a non-English perspective!

[@abhisekbus]

Aah so that's what BBC meant, Big Beautiful Cow

[@BalrogFin]

Oh no you did not 😂

[@shadowknight1509]

I want Horatio to meet Sanddra

[@jorgebarriosmur]

Wow! This Laethil-guy seems like a really nice guy! Also, I wonder what shady buissness makes Baradun disapear, just when he is needed the most. Baradun is clearly not the right man for the job! Laethil, on the other side, looks like the man we need in charge!

[@jaclynkurtz9808]

My vote's for Master Paedric!

[@GamingwithStilez]

Looks like a politician. Only helps when he is running for office. (Better then some. They only talk about helping when they run for office. [The only running some of them do is to the loo]) which helps most people.

[@Veelasiren]

Didn't that Baradun guy blow up an entire town of schoolchildren?

[@JBAGrim]

I've always liked Rhi, but this is making her one of my favorite people on the VLDL team.

[@drunken-jq1xo]

I can't wait till our new dampire friend runs into our favorite garlic farmer bet robs got something for that

[@jspill34]

My head immediatly went to the Greg has a wife skit... and now I'm sad.

[@drunken-jq1xo]

@jspill34 lol I didn't think of it like that lol she wasn't deleted she got a patch with a character update now she's an undead lol oh poor Greg

[@GamingwithStilez]

Bubble: you seem lovely... (arrow changes guy into vampire and takes the captains horse. Sneaky provokes two vampire and takes money from a small village, twice)

[@michael_pilot]

Bübble has so many animals to discover: chickens, platypuses, dragons, marsupilamis...

[@mrbaab5932]

I was thinking she called 'Sea Lions' just Lions and regular Lions 'Land Lions'. Maybe 'mountain ⛰ Lions' are called land momountain Lions? Maybe the same thing with sea horses and land horses 🐴 .

[@marchertel5581]

Ooh, the marsupilamis will be particularly intriguing. And tail-springy. May I say "Houba!" to that...

[@PoobertFartley]

@@mrbaab5932 "HORSES?! WHERE?!!" --- Britt

[@LordMikau]

"Sighs in collective amnesia" lol these subtitles are gold

[@GM_Zig]

My session recap would've been: * Horatio definitely F's * Because of Britt, Rob made a mental note that all horses are to be replaced with something else going forward.

[@GummieI]

So somehow Azerim invented cars over night now? :D

[@jmcc4566]

@@GummieIjust bicycles

[@GummieI]

@@jmcc4566 But that is not as fun ;)

[@PoobertFartley]

I wonder what Britt/Arrow will do, if they ever meet a Centaur ...😅

[@shuaguin5446]

Skycraft update log : As part of the April fool update all horse have been replace by donkeys and goats. After feedback from the community we have decided to leave it as it is for the time being. Also we are aware that the lack of traders in Honeywould is still an issue at the moment so we have raised the fruit marchant avaible funds to compensate for it.

[@Vermouth_19]

Might as well call this episode "If you know what I mean" with all the innuendos 😂😂

[@ronarion9646]

I bet you didn't even know when they used all the double meanings.. But.. I knew when though!

[@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD]

In-your-endo if you know what I mean

[@Vermouth_19]

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD there you go! 😂

[@Veelasiren]

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Say no More!

[@tomcbye]

Say no more! 😉

[@bmelloyello]

That cardboard cutout scene killed me lmao

[@PoobertFartley]

So today we learned: • we now need ALWAYS! Rob's "Laethil"-Face on that cloak in the greenscreen😬 • Horation is not a Minotaur, but a "Maxitaur!" 😉 • Sneaky and Horatio seem to have a Grog-Pike-relationship-backstory ( with benefits? 😅 ) • Horatio without * equipped armour * is basically naked the whole time

[@ferisera]

Re: Horatio: Well, except for his big... belt. And... flaps.

[@Cora-wh1rr]

No wonder he's so popular 😏

[@pedroperos2157]

The ladies are just excellent natural D&D players. They embrace their characters and the story with such gusto. It's a joy to watch. 😊

[@JustJamieJammin]

I love that bubble is turning into boger already

[@TheHanshans29]

Love how at 13:52, after the "foursome" joke, Rob zips his lips shut to avoid cracking up.

[@cdsmarsh]

The tone difference between this and the boys game is brilliant. Girls, lets talk and support and build relationships; boys, KILL IT! Oh Bob's dead again...

[@shellsterdude]

It is so funny to watch the ladies negotiate over loot and work as a team, where-as the guys are hundreds of episodes deep and still screwing each other over at every opportunity for loot.

[@therealpoody7485]

I love that you included both campaigns in this game!

[@stranger83]

Since this campaign started, I now have two favourite days a week - Tuesdays and Thursdays ❤💙

[@Mixxie67]

Rhi, Brit, and Phoenix look like they just went to brunch and Ellie was stuck doing her behind-the-scenes chores.

[@DIYToona]

Can’t wait for the ladies to meet King Lord Duke Sire Sir Conrau, First of His Name, Acolyte of Ramenos, Ruler of all of Lightwood, Grand Croaker, Lover of the Flies, Wearer of the… INSOLENCE!

[@ChurroMaster]

Gymnast Rob! OK, getting deep into the Rob lore here.

[@gsroodbergen12]

Great how Bodger, Bob and Baradun go gimme gimme gimme to all the NPCs and the Misfits just run off on the quest and the NPC runs behind them here take this magic cloak to help you. Shows how if you treat the NPCs right you get stuff without asking haha

[@jasonzwolinski3801]

The Ladies DnD is the best! We are being spoiled!

[@Ookami20]

Rhi/Horatio is the super glue to this party 🥲😂 longer episodes please 🙂❤💙

[@TheTreenity]

I like this campaign a lot so far. The original is great but more comedy (i know its a comedy channel) and sometimes i feel like the story gets sidelined. This one the comedy is a part of the campaign and the NPCs are woven into the story. Thank you for the vids! (Also Rob is an amazing story teller in both campaigns)

[@Marianojoey]

I laughed so hard with Horatio's "foursome" quote. :D

[@matluoma9195]

Rob - giving DM tips at the start of session 2

[@stephaniehoward8132]

You can definitely tell the difference between how the girls play and the guys play. The girls are so nice sharing loot, asking who needs it and being nice. In contrast the guys just take stuff and even steal from each other. 😂😂

[@MaxSMoke777]

Wasn't the current lore that Bubble and Arrow had traveled together for"months"? Bubble and Arrow had to have met simple BECAUSE Bubble made it so easy for Arrow to do something that was a constant handicap for her since becoming a vampire. Like a HUGE handicap. Water is everywhere. To be crippled everytime you cross a bridge or ford a stream would be INSANE. BTW, love how the group is coming together. But I'm having a little trouble following the story. Seems like a typical "Necromancers Gone Wild" storyline?

[@absolutelydemonic]

Is Horatio having the same mid-life crisis about his AC, as Bodger had with his damage during the Frost Giant fight? Only this is episode 8, instead of 56.

[@c.johnaustin4713]

Lovely seeing Arrow pre-vampiric form during the river crossing 😙

[@mrvoldis6688]

I dont think i have seen a group of people just have such fun with the game. Brilliant cast

[@andrewparkin4036]

I'm loving how the events in this game are tied in to events in the guys game, bravo Rob.

[@ivandeus]

Most aborable D&D play through on KZbin 😊

[@lieslfrank1717]

I'm loving the start to table session two. The girls seem much more comfortable in their roles and in their game play I am intrigued as to how it will play out Are they about to enter a town full of the undead (like Return to Salem's Lot)

[@lettermania]

This is where I get my training to DM.

[@thawtar876]

Love it love it LOVE IT, honestly every episodes of girls’ session has been so much fun to watch so far and it is a refreshing change from the main campaign. And now i look forward to every Tuesday too

[@kobbbok7814]

I love how I'm learning DnD together with the Misfits

[@flamingtunapictures]

Love how horatio lacks any sort of subtly xD

[@cloudstrife9635]

Depending on how bubbles bottle works and if she can pull other's inside it that might be a good way to cross rivers with arrow if she hasn't used it for the day already. Just a thought no idea if it would work or not up to the Dm/Gm.

[@brunorsim]

I just realized Stephanie becoming a vampire is the vision Rowan had about she being in danger with the caped man!!! 🤯🤯🤯

[@Respectable_Username]

Huge improvement in the green screens this time, Ben! Really liked how you added more to the story with the ones this session ❤

[@benmwilliams]

Thanks

[@Trying.To.Hug.TheWORLD]

funny giraffe joke. 😆 So much trouble with those vampires! * twirls a black umbrella * Thanks for the episode! ❤💙

[@Mrs.ragnvindr31]

That rhyme is fire 😂

[@PoobertFartley]

thats the opinion of mine, not lying'

[@abigailroderick2275]

I can’t help but wonder if Horatio can simply wear the cloak inside out to avoid any… implications… of supporting Laethil in Darkword

[@andyhall7442]

Yeah, but that would lower AC and saves by 1. 😅🤪

[@nucklechutz9933]

Horatio has that BDE...that big dairy energy.

[@ladyandraia8724]

I’m so glad her laugh is back is back the intro. It sounds great.

[@dreadbringer]

This is becoming My fav d&d session and in actually waiting for each new episode, congrats to the misfits

[@iambatsmurfette7194]

I love how well the girls already mesh, and are playing off of one another. I feel like the first half dozen sessions of the boys, their first few sessions were more of "who tf are these people I'm with, again?" (While Rowan wandered around, using danger sense in every situation except where he should've 😂)

[@GamingwithStilez]

Awesome how the vampire picks up on the blood splotches!

[@BaronVonHardcharger]

The fourth wall break on the Armour Class actually made me laugh! LOLOL

[@BaronVonHardcharger]

32:00 got me, too. Great work everyone.

[@philipped.r.6385]

"Heard they're reforming the Dawnguaaaard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Darkwood. Might consider joining up myself." 😂

[@nonze81]

I love how Rob weaves BATD story with this one.❤

[@Nionivek]

I love how different the girls and the boys campaign feel... but I am also thankful that crazy stuff happens in both.

[@mikaelkihlstrand]

This campaign has started off strong and it's fantastic to have two campaigns to follow now! 😁

[@jajsem1109]

"Half bull(cow?), half human, 150% awesome."