Green Hell - It's Not Easy Being Green

[@zetaomega8708]

7:51 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "Classy" Jon

[@locutus9956]

Oh Jon.... this is why we love you. Becuase you're basically 5 years old >.

[@45under]

Jon don’t ignore the pop ups about things being added to your note book, it looked like they tried to tell you how to build a shelter for your fire, make a rain water collector, and what to do about the parasites killing you/making you eat more, etc Classic Jon really, game try’s to help Jon, but Jon ignores game and runs into jungle screaming.

[@pale2457]

The jungle, it just came alive and took him.

[@peppermintbarber5359]

"Leeeeroy JONkins!"

[@jenniferkhatchaturian8319]

Jon logic: cocoNUT. Therefore nut.

[@ManyATrueNerd]

I stand by this logic.

[@jeroldproductions6367]

Logic for it is logical

[@ClawsOfAFreak]

also brings up peanuts as an example of not knowing where nuts would be found. Peanuts aren't nuts but peas so that also doesn't pan out

[@ManyATrueNerd]

... WHAT

[@quintonquill]

peanuts are tubers related to potato they grow under ground

[@charlesbaldwin3166]

Jon being shocked when it rained in the rain forest over and over again was amusing.

[@tobyanderson5328]

Crikey, you’ve been liking “gritty survival games” a lot lately

[@DZ-1987]

Tyrannosaurus Potato... in other words "saitama" from one punch man. I just like your name, honestly.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Now I definitely want Jon to play Stranded Deep or The Forest.

[@LordLlamahat]

Huh, found this in the wild. Interesting

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Jacob Dussere ;/

[@BRUXXUS]

This immediately reminded me of The Forest. A brilliant game!

[@esteban20969564]

he wouldn't survive more than two days

[@radicalantitheist]

stranded deep is cool if not a bit boreing, the forest i really don't get the hype about did not like it at all.

[@liveepically]

Poor innocent Jon has no idea he stumbled into not a village but a drug processing facility.

[@kingarthur3180]

Jon the Expansive eating his way through the jungle.

[@FunkyFyreMunky]

Me for half of the video: "Jon, you flipping fool! You have a water collector, you have a can, it's constantly raining! What's your problem?!?"

[@Xarestrill]

Jon: "You have to visually inspect yourself, the game won't flag when you're injured." Me: Is your character a lepor? Normally people feel pain when they're injured.

[@iviesdomain6434]

Xarestrill Damn my arm's broke? When did that happen?!

[@CodenameDoubleL7]

InB4 either "welcome to Green Hell now I know I say this a lot but I have had my eye on this one for along time now" or "survival games are not really my cup of tea but something about this particular game caught my eye"

[@archbishopmactasty76]

Something i never understood about 'realistic' games like this is the fact of how easy it is to make a campfire. If you cut down a tree the wood would still be wet amd would be for weeks and would take hours to rub into a flame. Realistically you would have to find wood on the ground which would at least be a little kore dry and make a small fire. Then syart placing larger logs near ot to try and heat them up and dry them out. Then you could use it as easy fire wood. Also coconuts are drupes.

[@archbishopmactasty76]

@armitageist So I agree with the dry wood but he is in the rain forest so he wouldn't be able to find any dry wood of any decent size so he the best he can do. Also depends on the kinda tree, i live in Florida amd it woukd take a while bit you could cut down small palms with a knife but yeah the cuts wouldn't be clean.

[@HomoErectusIsAFunnyName]

Because gameplay>realism. In reality "rubbing" fire is really hard, take hours and very unreliable. Even professionals struggle with it sometimes (this is why so important to tribal people to keep the fire alive). But if you think about it it wouldn't be so much fun to sit above the fireplace for minutes trying to create fire.

[@archbishopmactasty76]

@@HomoErectusIsAFunnyName Then why brand yourself a Realistic survival?

[@HomoErectusIsAFunnyName]

It's a realistic survival GAME. It's a game which tries to be realistic not real life which tries to be a game. it first and foremost wants to be entertaining. the label just distinguish it from more casual games.

[@_Cerb_]

Archbishop Mactasty Well it's a game, not a simulator. Though simulator genre becomes a running joke these days.

[@haydem0823]

I would have also accepted “green hell zone”

[@renammartinez]

"That's a good source of water, as well as hydration." Also a source of redundancy?

[@Vermbraunt]

Note to self: Never take jon out to the rainforest, he will get you killed

[@painkillersclan]

There is a game called The Forest. survival, stealth/or aggressive playstyles, chopping trees in vr...lost tribes and secret mystery to discover why you are there. inventory system where you open your backpack onto a blue tarp and craft there...recipes and blueprints come in a book, one you happened to have wrote as your character is a survival type like bear grylls. and said book had nice icons on tabs to show you which chapter you want... all i am saying is...The Forest was directly inspired by 1970's movies and this game you played here, is called Green Hell and has pictures of natives extremely similar to the ones from the movie of the same name by eli roth... which was also directly inspired and desired to emulate the same movies from the 1970s as the Forest. a game which was made by a really small developer team and has made it thru the greenlight and early access process and a vr release...oh it has multiplayer so you can panic and run into trees in the dark with your besties ;)

[@vraisairs9201]

I reallly want a Tarzan simulator where you get to climb trees, slide on branches, and swing on vines. Mirrors Edge... but Jungle

[@nicholastamas372]

Are you preparing for Fallout 76 with the Matt and Dan videos as well as the survival games?

[@liveepically]

Jon is thirsty. Its raining. Theres bottles all over the shop. Theres a water collector. Yup. lets take a nap.

[@AJ-ri5ee]

John, peanuts aren’t actually nuts. They are legumes. You picked the one thing they call nuts that aren’t nuts

[@hellborn2012]

Testicles.

[@pale2457]

Well he did find two nuts then.

[@tarnvedra9952]

Botanically yes. From nutritional standpoint they are much closer to nuts than other legumes.

[@trifsith]

Finds a camp with shelter, supplies & cocaine. Decides to eat rotten toad meat in the rain. Wow, just... just wow.

[@24nero24]

you could keep the coconut shells and put them on the ground they will fill with clean water when it rains. and craft a coconut and a rope to make a flask

[@Kaiimei]

I love how Jon gets fruit, something which you'd attribute to also having liquid insside of it, and decides that instead of eating the fruit, he'd be fine to drink the clearly dangerous water. Now instead of 1 perception, 1 Intelligence... The bad stats are spreading. But, as they do, we learn more about Jons build. I mean, his Charisma and Luck are clearly at a 10, but what about his other S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats?

[@ryancunningham7305]

Jon, one does not chase the large predator further into the forest where it has the advantage. Survival tip for ya.

[@Theorak]

The great aspect of realisim makes this the first survival game to peak my interest, looks good.

[@RukiCyanide]

I've taken a break from never commenting to beg you to play more of this when its out.

[@haroldsutton9170]

Survivorman is a far superior tv show than the Bear guy show.

[@DesertAvenger]

18:38 Jon, did you miss the packs of cocaine in the shacks?

[@ThatsSoCrazy92]

This is literally the forest and stranded deep combined into one game and it's really good. Highly recommend

[@CamillaHectic]

the growling at the end scared me so much

[@alexubel]

I really enjoy this game, as well as your video of it, and hope to see more. Just have to say I am watching your Hitman play through (I know its old) and it has been very entertaining as well as informative. Thanks for taking the time to fully explore the game. Looking forward to when you get your hands on Hitman 2.

[@antbrigade__]

jon tripping in the jungle by way of unknown mushrooms

[@thomasesr]

everything started to go wrong as soon as Jon drank the dirty water.

[@spectregrimm8305]

The Dime bar joke... well played Jon, well played sir

[@shadowfalcon1269]

Well knowing this game and jon it’s time to see him struggle for 43 minutes... *But not the normal kind of jon struggle. The hardcore one that you are a masochist to like it. Join me in this torture*

[@Rateus_Johanson]

Eating an unknown mushroom... genius. "I was climbing some rocks because I wanted to make friends with a parrot" Of course... I should have guessed.

[@bobbydrown2315]

Actually more entertaining than I initially thought it would be.

[@mudcrab3420]

7:53 - Jon! You missed a treat. That was a perfect place for a hedgehog. Then, since this is a survival game, you could have eaten it. Quest? Solved :D

[@Charharr]

I'd love to see you try and play Darkest Dungeon! It also has 'psychological' aspects that have to be taken into account when trying to survive. It's also brutal.

[@GameHub561]

This is a little like the forest.

[@Hendlton]

It's like a bastard child of The Forest and Day One Garry's Incident.

[@GameHub561]

Hendlton day one Gary's incident is actually a game?

[@Hendlton]

It's certainly... something.

[@PoisonInc]

Jon, Matt and Dan playing The Forest pls.

[@GameHub561]

This is the most i have ever got on a comment thanks. and that would be awesome and Dan would properly shit his pants.

[@quma2590]

Can't wait to see Jon playing Xcom 2.

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

Hahahahah he IMMEDIATELY shoveled parasites into his character’s gullet. Brilliant.

[@justinlockridge3191]

I'd love to see this become a full series.

[@nathanmurphy7636]

Your a mean one, Mr Grinch

[@BRUXXUS]

Jag You Are This actually looks really fun! Definitely picking it up.

[@MrVonSir]

I miss the Days when games where just releasad as complet Products.

[@CThyran]

Pfft, making a complete game and then releasing it? What do you think this is? Anytime before the 2010s? No it's much better to just bake half the cake and then tell the costumer that you will finish the other half if you pay them even more.

[@SkysHigh]

You wouldn't make it 5 minutes in the wild.

[@OneViolentGentleman]

best part: finds perfect premade water collector. It even rains. 5 minutes later: hmm, that yummy dirty parasite ridden water with the suspicious barrels floating in it. Lemme drink that instead. ;p

[@JB-xl2jc]

Boring purified water isn’t spicy enough

[@MacquarieRidge]

I'm getting The long dark vibes from this game. All right i'm interested.

[@JB-xl2jc]

The Long Green

[@ArthurEKing8472]

Limpets are basically aquatic snails. So... It's very Claire.

[@DTSJ1990]

This needs to become a series at some point.

[@TheRealNintendoKid]

game: "I need to sleep" Jon: "I know you need to eat, I'm bloody working on it!"

[@Gekkibi]

The one-step trick how to survive, Bear Gryllis style: go to a five star hotel.

[@iviesdomain6434]

Gekkibi But drink your own piss first!

[@T--xo2uq]

Jon could never survive without that highlight around the items.

[@thesilverhornet-9423]

It’s a Nürburgring survival game?

[@Scott_C]

( 33:48 Gets notification that he now knows how to build one, while standing next to a water collector... In the rain ) Jon: "Oh my goodness I need water!" proceeds to panic and eat random fruit for water.

[@Scott_C]

Also, ( 36:10 while walking through a shelter) Jon: "I should build a shelter at some point."

[@EyesAndHisParrot]

Jon walks trough a cocaine field, oh that's a nice little village.

[@aroventalmav888]

Oh snap, this is brutal as hell. It lives up to it's name.

[@nicklesthename]

I'd love to watch you play The Forest. Especially since the other people I'm watching play that game is Achievement Hunter and lord knows they'll never finish the plot.

[@s.p5159]

I've had my eye on going insane in the Amazon for quite some time...

[@bigscaryguy13]

Nuts typically grow in trees. Ironically, though, peanuts are not technically nuts because they grow on bushes and the peanuts themselves actually grow underground.

[@Nate_-pf1xy]

This game would be incredible as a VR game

[@ledzeppelin27]

"WE EAT JAGUAR TONIGHT!" Bear Grylls would be very proud

[@adriaandraije3838]

Please make this a series!

[@MartynWilkinson45]

Armadillos: the surprising alternative to Dime bars

[@ManyATrueNerd]

I fear that reference may have confused a lot of Americans...

[@MartynWilkinson45]

@@ManyATrueNerd Probably confused a lot of brits under 30, too.

[@nicewithacupoftea]

It's the only reason I went to the comments to see if anyone got it

[@Orosian5]

I've been spreading some culture in the thread.

[@Cwattyeso]

Such a shame that they are now known as Daim Bars, missed those old Harry Enfield adverts for the original Dime Bars.

[@Jakewake52]

Ok- when this game comes out I need to get it because the main character is called Jake. Yes it’s a daft reason, do I care? No.

[@inotaarto8719]

Jon... Never go to the wilderness alone...

[@w26240]

This game looks very interesting. Will You make more episodes of it Jon, or maybe a series?

[@henrychitham3172]

Oh good. Another survival game. Yay.

[@andrewswitzer6334]

I greatly approve of this crafting system. Added to watchlist on Steam. Will wait a few updates and if they don't ruin the game (Early Access and all that) then I may just get it.

[@thelovedocter1891]

Please make more of this

[@ipetzombies]

Jon, I'm watching with my pet rats and they're quite triggered by your mouse punching antics.

[@defaultname-wr9sk]

Man Sonic took a dark turn

[@xanderellem3646]

Armadillos are crunchy on the outside and smooth on the inside, I just started watching jon's red dead playthrough so I got that reference, I wonder how many other inside references are in his videos that I never notice, well I guess I'm going to have to watch every video he's ever made and then rewatch them and cross reference, that's reasonable right?

[@MartynWilkinson45]

Not an inside reference really. There was a 90s advert for dime bars featuring a bumpkin who prefered armadillos for being smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside

[@KyleOzz]

Nice Dime-bar advert reference form thew 90's

[@FloFokuz]

when this comes out you should do a kill everything run... ^_^

[@JB-xl2jc]

Fauna AND Flora

[@dpwellman]

Why did the turtle cross the road? _To show the armadillo it could be done_

[@TheStewart117]

"I've watched every season of Bear Grylls' 'The Island'" *Drinks dirty water*

[@80ki68]

Don't all survival games claim to be uber-realistic? It's just that they've all been raising the bar of the definiton of 'uber-realistic', so they will continue to get more so as time goes by.

[@z-beeblebrox]

I don't think it's possible to get more realistic *cough* obnoxious *cough* than that winter survival one that tracks every goddamn thing the body does with hidden meters that only alert you when you're facing certain doom, and any time spent outside puts you at risk of frostbite. If anything, they're all just homogenizing. This one doesn't look much different mechanics-wise from that one that starts you on a crashed airplane on cannibal island.

[@chrisdixon892]

The ultimate realism would be if you get the notepad out in the rain then it will get soaked and you have to either dry it out or it turns to mush.

[@lordporpoise8761]

great game but wow the jaguars noises are so weird XD, anyone else notice that?

[@HomoErectusIsAFunnyName]

I think it's a placeholder noise.

[@lordporpoise8761]

yeah probably, it just sounds really weird cause it's on such a short loop XD

[@KirbyComicsVids]

GO OUT WITH HONOR GO OUT WITH HONOR GO OUT WITH HONOR

[@willreaver1425]

I would like to see Jon play either the forest or the long dark.

[@dead-ot4us]

"is this a drug thing" just after walking past 20 kilos of pure coke

[@rifflerunderhill7006]

Crafting book and mechanics seems very Forest. Is there any developer cross over? Or has this become common when I wasn't paying attention?

[@volllauthierman]

Running into a drug lab: "That`s a Village!" with "barrels of nuclear waste!".

[@tophatthompson5189]

i can see the headlines now "man in purple mini small found dead at amazon drug lab"

[@thomasesr]

you need to use a water container to use the water collector, its just a funnel

[@AnonEyeMouse]

It's +1 to your machetes skill, you muppet!

[@jaysprague2555]

John, NO!!! Armadillos have leprosy! Don’t eat them even though they have a crunchy exterior!

[@danielk3612]

I'm disappointing that you didn't experience going insane! It would have been very entertaining! :(

[@the_hedonist3575]

A limpet is sort of like moss, I believe.

[@PoisonInc]

GREEN HELL ZONE ACT 1

[@TheRealNintendoKid]

You are DEFINITELY there to eat armadillos... and you're failing your mission.

[@radicalantitheist]

thats a good source of water aswell as hydration.

[@jamesmchenry4708]

...This isn't the Nurburgring Nordschleife.

[@Colm1800]

ya know as someone who regularly goes camping seeing him go "mushroom ! *om nom nom* makes my brain hurt cause irl he'd have the shits and die within a week

[@KashouWannabe]

Pretty much the first time survival has been done right. I like the idea of The Long Dark and The Forest but they can't hold my attention. This however, looks very engaging.

[@Hendlton]

You can check out Stranded Deep. Similar idea, but pretty repetitive last time I played. That was a couple years ago though.

[@Breadneto]

"realistic survival game" first thing he does is break down a rock to little stones with his bare hands

[@kevinambler4931]

Ah yes, the true impossibility of smashing a rock against the ground several times and having it break apart. So unrealistic...

[@Breadneto]

@@kevinambler4931 oops sorry, forgot I was on the Internet where some people don't understand jokes. When are we getting the video of you punching rocks into little pieces?

[@billsbrothertv5701]

When you say gritty, do you mean there's dirt?

[@tach5884]

No, he means there's sand.

[@billsbrothertv5701]

I hate sand.

[@budgethitman2212]

This game is hardcore. It turns you into an animal, constantly hunting and gathering food. There are real consequences for fighting the hostile tribe. One laceration will kill you very quickly. You have to stockpile constantly. I haven't made it a week yet.