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Fire Department Chronicles

Fire Department Chronicles

3 жыл бұрын

Can anyone tell me where that mid-credit Easter Egg is taking place?

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@CrabbyMcDoom
@CrabbyMcDoom 3 жыл бұрын
For people wondering: Standard procedure to get a baby that was rocketed into a tree by a rolling vehicle is to get a second larger baby and to throw it into the tree until the first baby is free. In case second baby gets stuck: Good for you! Now with every throw of a third baby you have twice the chance to rescue one of the babies!
@jean-bastienjoly5962
@jean-bastienjoly5962 3 жыл бұрын
good ol' "throw a brick on it til it fall"
@TheDesertRat31
@TheDesertRat31 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I'm crying 🤣😭😭🤣🤣
@user-oy9zy4ds9m
@user-oy9zy4ds9m 3 жыл бұрын
Meh that might work but where I’m from we just chop the tree down
@eviehowlett2535
@eviehowlett2535 3 жыл бұрын
Rockabye baby, in the tree top
@BiohazardBinkie777
@BiohazardBinkie777 3 жыл бұрын
Had me laughing so hard I was crying.
@benhalstead1246
@benhalstead1246 3 жыл бұрын
Hawk eye doesnt like people climbing his cellphone towers
@mochs62512
@mochs62512 3 жыл бұрын
I snorted
@alamalam5594
@alamalam5594 3 жыл бұрын
@@mochs62512 My rant is 1:10 ,If this real life they get fired for standing there and doing nothing to save victim together
@jeremypifer8440
@jeremypifer8440 3 жыл бұрын
Sup dude... He's just mad you haven't brought over the moral boosting killdozer firetruck for his crew too get shit faced in yet.
@magmafeline8239
@magmafeline8239 Жыл бұрын
I for some reason heard the suction cup man theme play
@Ascaron1337
@Ascaron1337 3 жыл бұрын
I love the crossbow part. I mean the shooter redefines "sniper". What is that? 150 to 200 yards? Easily defying the wind Shooting straight against the sun (look at the shadows on the house + elevated on the tower) And the bolts are so fast and have such high velocity to completely pierce the victim and keep flying. Alrighty then. "Fuck physics..I got swag."
@karl69marx99
@karl69marx99 3 жыл бұрын
The range is actualy not unreasonable for a powerfull crossbow, and you can mitigate the efects of sunlight and wind. But that does still not explain wehre the arrows went.
@interstellardumbassery7514
@interstellardumbassery7514 3 жыл бұрын
@@karl69marx99 fucking karl marx and his infinite knowledge on hunting humans with crossbows
@shadowofdread7018
@shadowofdread7018 3 жыл бұрын
@@interstellardumbassery7514 It was his hobby while spreading socialism
@PapaBear816
@PapaBear816 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, it's a Marvel Studios cross over and Hawkeye is drunk.
@TheSimmr001
@TheSimmr001 3 жыл бұрын
also crossbows are LOUD!
@carliejane1838
@carliejane1838 2 жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school, we had something called “Junior Deputy” where the local sheriff, captain of the fire department, and EMS came in and did a series of programs and demonstrations. We got to the “jaws of life” section and they called it “the claw” and my entire class of 4th graders said “the claaaaw.”
@dtulip1
@dtulip1 Жыл бұрын
HEHEHEH...I like that :)
@depressoespresso5904
@depressoespresso5904 Жыл бұрын
the claaaaaaaaawwwwww
@beastwarsFTW
@beastwarsFTW Жыл бұрын
"The claw chooses who will go and who will stay."
@magmafeline8239
@magmafeline8239 Жыл бұрын
​@@beastwarsFTW I mean there not wrong just not into the light or not
@puppeteer1402
@puppeteer1402 Жыл бұрын
Were these children possibly tiny green alien toys?
@Phaaze86
@Phaaze86 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought "baby rocketed into a tree" would be a phrase I would hear.
@agereartist3763
@agereartist3763 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought a baby magically rocketed for a car into a at least 20 foot tall tree would be the basis a show other then like Tom and Jerry would use
@alexn5743
@alexn5743 3 жыл бұрын
Me either but here we are!
@matthewbeland8443
@matthewbeland8443 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jjkrayenhagen
@jjkrayenhagen 3 жыл бұрын
Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top.
@Killer_Turnip
@Killer_Turnip 3 жыл бұрын
They did this in a Bones episode too I think 😂 Classic hollywood move, the ol' baby rocketed into a tree by a vehicle crash scene
@AngryCops
@AngryCops 3 жыл бұрын
Hey! That end scene looked mighty familiar fireman
@thepaperbagman_
@thepaperbagman_ 3 жыл бұрын
Hi angry cops I think he broke in and recorded himself just for that one scene
@matthewwoods632
@matthewwoods632 3 жыл бұрын
Might wanna check those security cams...
@batbensam5794
@batbensam5794 3 жыл бұрын
Behold, an angry cop as it tries to move in with the firemen and join their ranks. Edit: grammar
@groverbundy899
@groverbundy899 3 жыл бұрын
These bros are twins
@Dori-Ma
@Dori-Ma 3 жыл бұрын
That's what you get for leaving Dirtbag Private in charge of house security.
@maddogmicah2836
@maddogmicah2836 3 жыл бұрын
"If we can't cut her out of the car, we cut the car off of her." Removing the car from around the patient is LITERALLY the definition of "Vehicle Extrication". All that guy is saying is basically 'Lets do our jobs the right way!"
@buttersquids
@buttersquids 3 жыл бұрын
Doing their jobs right would be a first!
@tifforo1
@tifforo1 2 жыл бұрын
"Let's try cutting the car instead of cutting off a piece of the patient to get her clear" I agree.
@dakat5131
@dakat5131 2 жыл бұрын
@@tifforo1 just from the clip shown it doesn't seem like they were considering doing the alternative...but considering some of the questionable things that happen in those shows it wouldn't be surprising if they suggested it
@chocoloutre
@chocoloutre 2 жыл бұрын
@@tifforo1 It's an idea! XD (love your comment, it makes me laugh!)
@lnteIIigence
@lnteIIigence Жыл бұрын
Third option, they cut her into little pieces and take her out bit by bit!
@TryanaTheGoober
@TryanaTheGoober 3 жыл бұрын
1:46 Hey, Archer here. I can confirm there's definitely no way that any archer could shoot that accurately 200 yds up, crossbow or not. They would have to be insanely lucky and would have had to have practiced shooting that high for a long, long time, and even then, it still wouldn't be as accurate as they say it is.
@Sasha-ph9uv
@Sasha-ph9uv Жыл бұрын
The most problematic is not even the 200 yds it's the arrow that magically dissapear everytime when it hits the tower
@insulttothehumanrace3807
@insulttothehumanrace3807 Жыл бұрын
@@Sasha-ph9uv Yeah, if the sniper's shooting bolts hard enough to pierce all the way through a leg at that distance (somehow???)... it's gonna get lodged in the tower. It's almost like a gun would have made more sense for this scene, but the writers wanted some extra dramatic tension for some reason.
@dchil15
@dchil15 Жыл бұрын
@@insulttothehumanrace3807 Or fully fed into the myth that "silencers/suppressors are illegal/unobtainable"
@brandonibes5562
@brandonibes5562 Жыл бұрын
Sterling?
@helbent4
@helbent4 11 ай бұрын
He could have a ballista concealed in that house. You never know!
@blacky_Ninja
@blacky_Ninja 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, he has a wound! Let‘s first have a good look and an extended philosophical discussion about what kind of wound it is and how he got it, while doing absolutely nothing against all the blood leaving our client. 😃👍
@strivingfornewhorizons9281
@strivingfornewhorizons9281 3 жыл бұрын
Thought the same😂
@sam-psonsmith9951
@sam-psonsmith9951 3 жыл бұрын
meh, not like anyone ever died of blood loss. No hurry here.
@mangar49
@mangar49 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao , client
@marvindebot3264
@marvindebot3264 3 жыл бұрын
@@mangar49 That's the correct term in some departments.
@iz2333
@iz2333 2 жыл бұрын
"Well now that we've dealt with the exit wound, I think we're done here."
@treykleppe7511
@treykleppe7511 3 жыл бұрын
He just green screened himself into angry cops place 😂😂😂
@LetsgoBrandon2023
@LetsgoBrandon2023 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even realize that
@docschro6847
@docschro6847 3 жыл бұрын
"Green screened...." right......
@ptaylor4923
@ptaylor4923 3 жыл бұрын
OMG you're right 😅🤣
@elizabethweigle6146
@elizabethweigle6146 3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that he and Angry Cops need to do a collab!!
@EngNerdGMN
@EngNerdGMN Жыл бұрын
Or maybe he's really there....
@Torlik11
@Torlik11 3 жыл бұрын
The AC/open window thing is probably the only one that makes some sense. You wouldn't open a window with AC running, you're not cooling the outside.
@brightshining
@brightshining Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was a quite clever discovery on the part of Paul, as always :)
@Chris_Cross
@Chris_Cross Жыл бұрын
Me, trying to combat global warming: "My goal is beyond your understanding"
@aydenburgess905
@aydenburgess905 7 ай бұрын
Yeah I was a little confused that his gripe was "The assassin's gotta stay cool!" no they're saying its weird for someone to let all of their cold air out
@lm9327
@lm9327 20 күн бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing!
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't cut the person out of the vehicle; cut the vehicle off the person" is actually something I learned in EMS classes. The car is expendable. Tear it up if it means getting the person out safely. All the rest... yeah, they're idiots. And where the hell are the police to stop the crossbowman?
@allisonavery7273
@allisonavery7273 3 жыл бұрын
Who knows?
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 жыл бұрын
Bigger question, why the hell did someone decide to shoot their crossbow at them? Like, if you have so much beef with the guy, why didn’t you shoot him while he was on the ground?
@arandomsupra
@arandomsupra 2 жыл бұрын
@@howardbaxter2514 Well if someone's on a big tower with not very much leverage getting hit by a crossbow could cause them to fall
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 жыл бұрын
@@arandomsupra yeah, but why cause him to fall when it will be clear something, i.e. a crossbow bolt, was what caused them to fall in the first place.
@arandomsupra
@arandomsupra 2 жыл бұрын
@@howardbaxter2514 It will take less effort to kill them
@CamoCollie
@CamoCollie 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you green screened yourself into Angry Cops room
@evanzalucky1903
@evanzalucky1903 3 жыл бұрын
I saw that and was like “hay, I know that background, oh wait, it’s angry cop’s.
@wyatthastings251
@wyatthastings251 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if they know each other 😂
@evanzalucky1903
@evanzalucky1903 3 жыл бұрын
We gotta get those 2 to collaborate on something
@nineang9999
@nineang9999 3 жыл бұрын
Who said it was greenscreen?
@johnlucas6683
@johnlucas6683 3 жыл бұрын
They kinda sound alike as well. The way they point out the silly stupid things. Hahaha
@Jay-we7cm
@Jay-we7cm 3 жыл бұрын
“Ya guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?” 🙌💀
@Tenita79
@Tenita79 3 жыл бұрын
As a paralegal- this is hilarious. 🤣🤣 and true.
@lindinle
@lindinle 3 жыл бұрын
i would love to watch movie and tv with you just to hear the. "aaand that guy would be sued" "that violates about 3 laws".
@a1fastyellowkitten780
@a1fastyellowkitten780 3 жыл бұрын
for some reason after i read that i added a 'he he' while imagining michale jackson doing a moon walk
@reubendunford3865
@reubendunford3865 3 жыл бұрын
That's what the kids said as they rocked up at neverland
@Jay-we7cm
@Jay-we7cm 3 жыл бұрын
@@reubendunford3865 random and unexpected but mkay 💀💀💀
@Jimmy445able
@Jimmy445able 3 жыл бұрын
This episode “Cap he’s bleeding out” when the kid was in the mine field “bleeding heavily is good”
@sillyking1991
@sillyking1991 3 жыл бұрын
*to be fair* its probable that the intent there was 'if he's still bleeding, his heart is still beating' or at the very least 'if he';s still bleeding, he still has blood'. which would be preferable to the alternative.
@matthewkreps3352
@matthewkreps3352 Жыл бұрын
Still an odd thing to say when you want to control the bleeding . . .
@zachary4670
@zachary4670 2 жыл бұрын
0:42 him standing up in surprise while doing something offscreen will never not be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@jcs99100
@jcs99100 3 жыл бұрын
" I dont unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel" had me!
@ohalee-nkwochachijioke7624
@ohalee-nkwochachijioke7624 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@HikigayaHachiman07
@HikigayaHachiman07 10 күн бұрын
😂....Sh*t, that joke cracks me up so hard...😂
@danshonda1337
@danshonda1337 3 жыл бұрын
What I love is that she MOVES THE PATIENT'S NECK to put the thing used to immobilize the patient's neck on. What about you?
@howardbaxter2514
@howardbaxter2514 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, this is the same show that doesn’t know how to use a tourniquet or a HOSE. Ah yes, let’s run into a fire and bring fire extinguishers. That’s a great idea!
@smokingdog9349
@smokingdog9349 3 жыл бұрын
The show logic summed up Oh hey, a grease fire, let’s put it out with some *WATER*
@8eewee
@8eewee 3 жыл бұрын
"Save a baby that was rocketed into a tree by a rolling vehicle" Today on things I never thought I'd hear in my life. These are fantastic!
@Em-hm8uy
@Em-hm8uy 3 жыл бұрын
The funny man is back to give us serotonin
@Max-rh3yk
@Max-rh3yk 3 жыл бұрын
Mid credit Easter egg takes place in wherever “Angry Cops”films his stuff
@garybenade
@garybenade 2 жыл бұрын
0:50 I don't unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel. classic!
@Gunslinger2121
@Gunslinger2121 3 жыл бұрын
You could’ve just summed up the entire 9-1-1 series with “We’re just gonna stand around and watch the entire crap show unfold.”
@supersparker414
@supersparker414 3 жыл бұрын
ur like the angry cops of the fire department
@FireDepartmentChronicles
@FireDepartmentChronicles 3 жыл бұрын
Peep the mid-credit scene. You might like it
@supersparker414
@supersparker414 3 жыл бұрын
@@FireDepartmentChronicles just got to it
@Vulkanprimarch
@Vulkanprimarch 3 жыл бұрын
@@FireDepartmentChronicles I can't wait to see you guys do some collabs!
@KurokiSan
@KurokiSan 3 жыл бұрын
@@FireDepartmentChronicles pls do a collab with angry cops.
@johnlucas6683
@johnlucas6683 3 жыл бұрын
Hope they do a collab. Angry Cops even has a comment here.
@dicedpastry5108
@dicedpastry5108 3 жыл бұрын
‘Wonder how law suits start.’ So perfect
@nanwijanarko1969
@nanwijanarko1969 3 жыл бұрын
Non-American here and while understand it's a joke and it's common to sue everything there, what kind of lawsuit can be pursued in such situation? I don't understand :/
@11darklight11
@11darklight11 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not an american or a specialist on the matter but i have a hunch something along the lines negligence at work or sth cause they had a bunch of free people and nobody seemed to use a blanket to catch a kid in case it were to fall before saved, or at that matter if they had a ladder not use it but a tree that can break under a weight of the adult. Just my guess.
@hunterbear2421
@hunterbear2421 3 жыл бұрын
the true question gasoline can't catch on fire when its in water i know they should disconnect the battery but the gas tank as long as all of it has leaked out and touched water it should be fine
@marvindebot3264
@marvindebot3264 3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterbear2421 Battery disconnect is the first thing you do.
@hunterbear2421
@hunterbear2421 3 жыл бұрын
@@marvindebot3264 yeah it should be, but thats only if your in there for a long time thats the best thing to do. but if you ain't going to be there for a long time its just better to get away from the car rather then unpluging the battery
@SparksMC
@SparksMC Жыл бұрын
0:55 I also unbanana my peel.
@teclinsoro4523
@teclinsoro4523 3 жыл бұрын
gotta love how incompetent these shows make emergency services seem
@thebighurt2495
@thebighurt2495 Жыл бұрын
Competent Professionalism means no mistakes. No mistakes is boring.
@fazecarpet1477
@fazecarpet1477 3 жыл бұрын
Do they make jackets that are immune to blue sticky fire because if not, jason... you could make some good money
@archy6248
@archy6248 3 жыл бұрын
And can deflect crossbow bolts to
@dicedpastry5108
@dicedpastry5108 3 жыл бұрын
And protects freelancing Aqua man from the magic gas
@MurasakiTsukimaru
@MurasakiTsukimaru 3 жыл бұрын
@@dicedpastry5108 What about smoke-eating Spiderman?
@orlock20
@orlock20 3 жыл бұрын
@@MurasakiTsukimaru Black smoke-eating Spiderman or Grey smoke-eating Spiderman? What's the difference? Black smoke Eating Spiderman has to play out like a season of 24 because that's his life expectancy. Grey smoke-eating Spiderman could be a character in a Cheech and Chong movie.
@kris1log373
@kris1log373 3 жыл бұрын
For a second there I thought Angry Cops bout to show up
@hardwirecars
@hardwirecars 3 жыл бұрын
i was so hoping.
@SecretlyATrout
@SecretlyATrout 3 жыл бұрын
@@hardwirecars someday
@atrophyqueen6168
@atrophyqueen6168 3 жыл бұрын
It seems like a super scary job that I know I don't have the guts for at all. I'm happy there are people like you and your service brothers and sisters that actually know what they are doing and sacrifice for the rest of us.
@Michael-rx7ff
@Michael-rx7ff 3 жыл бұрын
When I’m teaching, I will forever use your phrase “Now that is some Shakespearean crap right there.” And I’m an English major...
@zacharyfett2491
@zacharyfett2491 3 жыл бұрын
Wait.....you DON’T un-banana your peel??? Also, I think we all saw the reason(s) she took off her protective gear.............
@loficampingguy9664
@loficampingguy9664 3 жыл бұрын
When you're all out of writing ideas so you resort to fan service
@faatman42
@faatman42 3 жыл бұрын
Fan service would be to have her short torn as well. This was just bullshit
@obieobrien5883
@obieobrien5883 3 жыл бұрын
Even someone without medical training can see right through all their garbage Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
@chrisdavison6678
@chrisdavison6678 2 жыл бұрын
I have just spent 55 minutes of my life watching your videos. Possibly the best comedy on KZbin. Plus it's given me some fun ideas to try at home.
@DMXIII
@DMXIII 3 жыл бұрын
Please more, this series is a masterpiece!
@Crusader51493
@Crusader51493 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing i’ve disagreed with you with, the air conditioning. The significance isn’t the air conditioner, it’s that the window was open while the air conditioner was in use. The window being open with an AC was odd and therefore suspicious. I might have watched every one of your videos so far and it’s amazing how that’s the first time I’ve had a reason to disagree. I love your videos.
@marvindebot3264
@marvindebot3264 3 жыл бұрын
And he could tell it was on how, exactly?
@FearlessLeader2001
@FearlessLeader2001 2 жыл бұрын
@@marvindebot3264 With his special eyes that could see dripping refrigerant from 200 yards
@Shade01982
@Shade01982 2 жыл бұрын
@@marvindebot3264 I assume it was the deduction in the show. It was very warm, therefor it made sense people with AC's would have them on. Still dodgy...
@MandolinMagi
@MandolinMagi 2 жыл бұрын
Also, its noise will cover that of the crossbow.
@TheUndefeatedMeat
@TheUndefeatedMeat 2 жыл бұрын
@@marvindebot3264 basically if i have a window unit why would i want to open my window to let more hot air in. It makes sense why its suspicious but i just found this channel and love his humor😂
@NIGHTSTALKER973
@NIGHTSTALKER973 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this whole thing is I just picture Jason as the only guy on the job who knows what he's doing but everyone else just keeps ignoring him 🤣
@kimhohlmayer7018
@kimhohlmayer7018 13 күн бұрын
I’m so glad I found you and these videos. I love both 911 series but it’s still a riot to hear your critiques and know that I’m not the only one who has noticed glaring plot holes and weird “stuff.” Going on!
@jokersjoke14
@jokersjoke14 3 жыл бұрын
Dude these videos make me laugh my ass off keep up the great work
@nobodyimportant64
@nobodyimportant64 3 жыл бұрын
0:19 that awkward moment when you used (stopped four/three years ago) to volunteer in a texas firefighter department and we did call it the jaws of life
@t0n4us
@t0n4us 3 жыл бұрын
These are gold. The lines and the delivery come very close to Ryan Reynolds' comedy and I love it.
@totoxina3168
@totoxina3168 3 жыл бұрын
I love these videos. Questioning the logic of dramatic series with nice sarcasm makes it feel like the world has SOME goodness left. xD
@GustavoSilva-ny8jc
@GustavoSilva-ny8jc Жыл бұрын
1:11 😂 Amazing how law keeps them accountable!!!
@emirachelnatalie3397
@emirachelnatalie3397 3 жыл бұрын
i'm glad i watch these shows for the characters and not the calls lol.
@Jungbeck
@Jungbeck 3 жыл бұрын
Whatever helps you sleep at night
@flucky_1
@flucky_1 3 жыл бұрын
1:04 i lost it
@josephflynn9792
@josephflynn9792 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair to the guy talking about the window and AC. He’s pointing out that nobody would have a window open and an AC going at the same time unless they were crazy ( which I’m gonna assume the shooter is). Now how he knows what a running AC unit looks like from that far away is a totally different matter.
@Matthew_Klepadlo
@Matthew_Klepadlo 3 жыл бұрын
Taking care of the exit wound only and saying you’re done is like eating an apple, but never getting that close to the core. You got 70% of the job done, but what about the rest?
@christopherwellens338
@christopherwellens338 3 жыл бұрын
You're one of my favorite people ever and its harder to make me like you, then to get a cat to like you
@johns7734
@johns7734 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, if I asked for the "Jaws of Life" at an extrication instead of the spreader, I'd be the butt of stupid jokes for years!
@MySexyParrots
@MySexyParrots 3 жыл бұрын
As just a regular Joe, I had no idea you guys didn't call it The Jaws of Life. Any other slang besides "spreader"?
@Station7Jason
@Station7Jason 3 жыл бұрын
@@MySexyParrots My Capt just says grab the extraction tool, maybe hydraulic just to be more specific at times.
@johns7734
@johns7734 3 жыл бұрын
@@MySexyParrots "Jaws of life" is actually a trademark of the Hurst company. Everyone knows the spreader, but my favorite tool is the "O" cutter. Two big jaws that make the letter "O" when they just overlap and make two pieces of ANYTHING inside them when the jaws close! There's the junkyard dog. It's an extendable brace with a spike at the bottom and a ratchet strap to keep it from slipping. It's used to brace an overturned car or one on its side so that it doesn't shift or fall while we're working on it.
@dinascharnhorst6590
@dinascharnhorst6590 3 жыл бұрын
@@MySexyParrots A Hurst tool.
@emmagatewood3898
@emmagatewood3898 3 жыл бұрын
@@MySexyParrots Firefighters would be more likely to say "go get the hurst tool" or "go get the spreader" or maybe "go get the jaws". Saying "jaws of life" sounds kind of corny, especially when dramatically shouted at the scene of an extrication, as Rob Lowe did here.
@heidievans6336
@heidievans6336 3 жыл бұрын
lol! I love these green screen videos! Glad I'm not the only one who can't watch TV anymore for all of the errors (Military, firearm, nursing/hospital, firefighter, ambulance scenes... they all set me off) My kids won't even watch TV with me some days because they say I ruin it for them.
@gracelesslyfalling
@gracelesslyfalling 3 жыл бұрын
Love these videos. They’re hilarious. Please keep them coming! I’d also be interested to see a ranking video of all the firefighter shows you’ve watched that rank them from least realistic to most realistic.
@Beandiptheredneck
@Beandiptheredneck 3 жыл бұрын
There’s actually a lot of guys on my department that call them “jaws of life” 😅 but we’re a backwoods small town department 🤷‍♂️
@tkfaf15
@tkfaf15 3 жыл бұрын
I was only an EMT for about 7 years but I also worked in a rural area & that's exactly what we called it too.
@kanad.9397
@kanad.9397 3 жыл бұрын
so when they said jaws were they talking about the cutter, spreader or ram? lol
@robertheller4583
@robertheller4583 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE green screen yourself in the anime "Fire force" I want to see you Beat anthropomorphic fire monsters with your bear fist
@TEC-AoC
@TEC-AoC 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE the overtly optimistic sarcasm this man is spewing out, it's fantastic!
@boobergeron1484
@boobergeron1484 3 жыл бұрын
I've shown these to my wife....now she understands why I argue and talk and grumble through her Chicago Fire episodes!! Great!!!!
@JackUpham
@JackUpham 3 жыл бұрын
If I ever make a first responders drama show I'm hiring this guy as a consultant
@MrHimynameisdanny
@MrHimynameisdanny 3 жыл бұрын
I knew a recognized that last scene... Angry Cops!
@Chazb5046
@Chazb5046 3 жыл бұрын
Ps these videos are awesome. My grandparents were both Paramedics (UK - EMS) and this reminds me of watching TV with them, thank you
@ThatPianoTuner
@ThatPianoTuner Жыл бұрын
"I unbanana my peel" gotta be my favorite comparison ever
@georgek.8651
@georgek.8651 3 жыл бұрын
Jason: uploads a new video My kidney: dies from all the laughing
@alexn5743
@alexn5743 3 жыл бұрын
"You guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?" Lol!
@captainpanic3616
@captainpanic3616 Жыл бұрын
2:08 I mean in all fairness I think the logic is “Hey it’s weird the window is open right next to a running AC Unit.” It’s dumb but I can see where they’re coming from
@bluewriter1751
@bluewriter1751 10 ай бұрын
I love how relatable these are 😂 I'm no firefighter but everytime I see scenes like these I'm like seriously?? So its nice to hear what they are *actually* supposed to be doing 😂
@MrRecorder1
@MrRecorder1 2 жыл бұрын
2:00 Someone seen the propeller-hat of the presenter? Sorry, cannot unsee it anymore :D
@liquidschwartz38
@liquidschwartz38 3 жыл бұрын
how does this guy not have more subs? his content is really good
@RockyTuxedoFBI
@RockyTuxedoFBI 3 жыл бұрын
It was recommended to me somehow. I am wondering that too.. 😎
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 2 жыл бұрын
It is aimed at a fairly niche audience.
@jellopuddings
@jellopuddings 3 жыл бұрын
Keep making these please. First time I laughed in a long time. Thank you for your service!!!
@Guderian2
@Guderian2 3 жыл бұрын
Why have i only found this channel recently? This is Gold!
@nickvanachthoven7252
@nickvanachthoven7252 3 жыл бұрын
2:37 why did he suddenly sound so angry?
@Plywood_concept
@Plywood_concept 3 жыл бұрын
At the end you was in Angry cops studio
@gloriabailey1450
@gloriabailey1450 3 жыл бұрын
Finally I'm early! Another great video, thank you for the comic relief Jason : )
@justin2308
@justin2308 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel.” I don’t drink my water, I water down my drink. I don’t fight in wars, I wage war in fights. I don’t watch my TV, my TV watches me.
@lindavaca3321
@lindavaca3321 3 жыл бұрын
That last one might be true. Ever wonder how YT knows what you "want" watch next? Or provides content for your feed? 🤷
@justin2308
@justin2308 3 жыл бұрын
@@lindavaca3321 Holy crap, that’s deep. I’m kinda scared now, actually. 😅
@cam5084
@cam5084 3 жыл бұрын
“Looks like some sort of puncture wound” “no it’s an exit wound” so a puncture wound?
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 2 жыл бұрын
That is just a puncture wound from the other direction.
@mattknauf3996
@mattknauf3996 3 жыл бұрын
2:16, i have a friend who was a medic and he swears by the tourniquet . he even used your phrase. strangely enough, i heard some doctors/nurses dont like them since they cut off blood flow. which is the bloody point.
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 3 жыл бұрын
Not too long ago tourniquets had fallen out of favor in civilian medicine due to a focus on saving life AND limb. However, it never really left military field medicine. Shortly after the War on Terror began documentation started finding higher survival rates for traumatic injuries in combat zones than back in the US. It was found to be due to tourniquet use by combat medics.
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr
@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr 3 жыл бұрын
"That's some Shakespearean crap right there. That's like saying I don't peel my banana, I unbanana, my peel." Legendary Quote, Jason!
@Lilliity
@Lilliity Жыл бұрын
I just found these videos and I can say I'm living for it.
@mikejason7419
@mikejason7419 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot the first episode where he didn't use his radio to let everyone else know that the place is about the blow-up! Also that they didn't hear dispatch notify them of that
@LDaniel_BDuce
@LDaniel_BDuce 3 жыл бұрын
“If we can’t cut her out of the car, we’ll have to cut the car out of her” Me: normal * plays back * Me: but they could possibly cut her out... and say it was apart of the damage 🤷‍♂️
@angorianka
@angorianka 3 жыл бұрын
You're have the vibe of that chimney sweep from Mary Poppins xD. Just popping up like that. Love it so much. Now my friends no longer have to be frustrated at me commenting over these kinds of shows, how it makes no sense - we can just watch your videos, and for once, we can ALL have a good time xD.
@robfish9543
@robfish9543 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO! ps: loved your cameo on Live Rescue last week. Along with the shameless plug for Firehouse Coffee of Rockford, IL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 3 жыл бұрын
What is it with this show and Co2 extinguishers? What is this, The Blob?
@Garblegox
@Garblegox 2 жыл бұрын
0:02 The fuel tank busta mustard!
@redragn72
@redragn72 Жыл бұрын
I just watched 10 of these videos and holly crap this is frign funny!!!! but at the same time so educational!!! Love the crossbow part, not a single FF said call the cops so they can do their job.
@furycarnategaming
@furycarnategaming 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saving me from watching that show...just the scenes you have shown I find infinitely maddening.
@CoolSmoovie
@CoolSmoovie 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard a pretty good amount of Firefighters call it the “Jaws of Life”! Hilarious tho
@DrToxz
@DrToxz 2 жыл бұрын
2:24 Blood cant exit from the entry wound, only through the exit wound. So im sure they are fine.
@jasonvoorhees6152
@jasonvoorhees6152 11 ай бұрын
The firefighter is a emt. He knows what he's talking about.
@DrToxz
@DrToxz 11 ай бұрын
@@jasonvoorhees6152 that was a joke. You seem to have missed it.
@jasonvoorhees6152
@jasonvoorhees6152 11 ай бұрын
@@DrToxz bugger. I'm autistic so I didn't see it was a joke.
@DrToxz
@DrToxz 11 ай бұрын
@@jasonvoorhees6152 We both know I couldn't have known that, didnt mean any offense at all.
@cessnacitation-x
@cessnacitation-x 3 ай бұрын
​@@jasonvoorhees6152 The implication that EMTs know what they're talking about is funny.
@richhubert1260
@richhubert1260 3 жыл бұрын
my wife wont let me watch these masterpieces anymore..... something about me frightening the dogs when i yell at the tv....
@kimomalott9840
@kimomalott9840 3 жыл бұрын
idk why youre funny ass videos showed up on my feed but im so glad they did 😂
@845835
@845835 3 жыл бұрын
I want to meet the supposed technical advisor for this garbage show and ask this person exactly how many zeros did they have to write on the check to buy their dignity.
@JohnDoe-kv3cm
@JohnDoe-kv3cm 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldnt neccessarily be too hard on the guy. I recall a story a historian told about being historical advisor on a film set. He was asked whether the banner of the army that was being protrayed would be at the front or more to the back. He answered by pointing out that what they had was a cavalry standard. that was his only interaction with the crew of the movie for the entire shoot they just told him to sit in a corner and be quiet from that point on. Still put his name in the credits iirc.
@845835
@845835 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-kv3cm I definitely don't fault him because I have always assumed that a technical advisor is meant to be seen and not heard.
@kreigguardsman3355
@kreigguardsman3355 3 жыл бұрын
yeah they probably tell them the proper POV edits but the writers go not cool enough and ignore them
@Zara-Bari
@Zara-Bari 2 жыл бұрын
I assume they put the technical advisor into a little soundproof container and had him try to shout his ideas at them through that, then they all went to lunch while he did that.
@josmith4531
@josmith4531 Жыл бұрын
Well in reality, almost everyone knows what to do without being told. So there now frantic life savings dialogue to spout for the audience.
@Nutleaf
@Nutleaf 3 жыл бұрын
ITS A SIGN, gotta collab!
@Thiker927
@Thiker927 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for a new episode of this, and you did not disappoint my friend. Excellent work.
@TennesseeTim73
@TennesseeTim73 7 ай бұрын
The sarcasm is strong in this one!!!! 😂😂😂 just finding and enjoying your content!!!!
@insanephreak
@insanephreak 3 жыл бұрын
For the love of God, please do a crossover with Angry Cops
@greencat1199
@greencat1199 3 жыл бұрын
I think he should green screen himself in Chicago Fire
@Th3UprightMan
@Th3UprightMan 3 жыл бұрын
There ain't enough seconds in a day to call attention to all that mess.
@TheBollysongs
@TheBollysongs 3 жыл бұрын
@2.27 his facial expression after the entry wound comment made me spit my coffee out!! 🤣🤣
@emmagatewood3898
@emmagatewood3898 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh laughed so hard I cried! Thanks man, I needed that.
@JunkPhuJP
@JunkPhuJP 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, if the shooter was using a crossbow, wouldn’t the bolt be still in the victim?
@RockyTuxedoFBI
@RockyTuxedoFBI 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing... 😎
@invictus_1245
@invictus_1245 3 жыл бұрын
I know, aren't crossbow bolts supposed to stay inside the wound.
@Roukle
@Roukle 3 жыл бұрын
@@invictus_1245 crossbow bolts do what they want!
@aaronseidl5941
@aaronseidl5941 3 жыл бұрын
Goddamn Skyrim stealth archer at it again!
@RockyTuxedoFBI
@RockyTuxedoFBI 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronseidl5941 nice!
@aspin-the-askal
@aspin-the-askal 3 жыл бұрын
When're you gonna screen yourself back to the 70's into "Emergency!"? I wanna see the roast of Station 51!
@sarahjessop5945
@sarahjessop5945 3 жыл бұрын
Please😁
@mikyeisenreichova3615
@mikyeisenreichova3615 3 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS. 😍 I get about two times the amount of entertainment from your 3 min videos than I would from their whole episode. 😁 That's time efficiency if I ever saw one
@indyjons321
@indyjons321 3 жыл бұрын
That Angry Cops backdrop at the end tho.... HAHAHAHA!!!!!! i love it!
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