Green screening myself into 9-1-1 Lone Star

[@Phaaze86]

Never thought "baby rocketed into a tree" would be a phrase I would hear.

[@agereartist3763]

I never thought a baby magically rocketed for a car into a at least 20 foot tall tree would be the basis a show other then like Tom and Jerry would use

[@alexn5743]

Me either but here we are!

[@matthewbeland8443]

🤣

[@jjkrayenhagen]

Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top.

[@Killer_Turnip]

They did this in a Bones episode too I think 😂 Classic hollywood move, the ol' baby rocketed into a tree by a vehicle crash scene

[@CrabbyMcDoom]

For people wondering: Standard procedure to get a baby that was rocketed into a tree by a rolling vehicle is to get a second larger baby and to throw it into the tree until the first baby is free. In case second baby gets stuck: Good for you! Now with every throw of a third baby you have twice the chance to rescue one of the babies!

[@jean-bastienjoly5962]

good ol' "throw a brick on it til it fall"

[@TheDesertRat31]

Lol. I'm crying 🤣😭😭🤣🤣

[@user-oy9zy4ds9m]

Meh that might work but where I’m from we just chop the tree down

[@eviehowlett2535]

Rockabye baby, in the tree top

[@BiohazardBinkie777]

Had me laughing so hard I was crying.

[@benhalstead1246]

Hawk eye doesnt like people climbing his cellphone towers

[@mochs62512]

I snorted

[@alamalam5594]

@@mochs62512 My rant is 1:10 ,If this real life they get fired for standing there and doing nothing to save victim together

[@jeremypifer8440]

Sup dude... He's just mad you haven't brought over the moral boosting killdozer firetruck for his crew too get shit faced in yet.

[@magmafeline8239]

I for some reason heard the suction cup man theme play

[@carliejane1838]

When I was in elementary school, we had something called “Junior Deputy” where the local sheriff, captain of the fire department, and EMS came in and did a series of programs and demonstrations. We got to the “jaws of life” section and they called it “the claw” and my entire class of 4th graders said “the claaaaw.”

[@dtulip1]

HEHEHEH...I like that :)

[@depressoespresso5904]

the claaaaaaaaawwwwww

[@beastwarsFTW]

"The claw chooses who will go and who will stay."

[@magmafeline8239]

​@@beastwarsFTW I mean there not wrong just not into the light or not

[@puppeteer1402]

Were these children possibly tiny green alien toys?

[@AngryCops]

Hey! That end scene looked mighty familiar fireman

[@thepaperbagman_]

Hi angry cops I think he broke in and recorded himself just for that one scene

[@matthewwoods632]

Might wanna check those security cams...

[@batbensam5794]

Behold, an angry cop as it tries to move in with the firemen and join their ranks. Edit: grammar

[@groverbundy899]

These bros are twins

[@Dori-Ma]

That's what you get for leaving Dirtbag Private in charge of house security.

[@Ascaron1337]

I love the crossbow part. I mean the shooter redefines "sniper". What is that? 150 to 200 yards? Easily defying the wind Shooting straight against the sun (look at the shadows on the house + elevated on the tower) And the bolts are so fast and have such high velocity to completely pierce the victim and keep flying. Alrighty then. "Fuck physics..I got swag."

[@karl69marx99]

The range is actualy not unreasonable for a powerfull crossbow, and you can mitigate the efects of sunlight and wind. But that does still not explain wehre the arrows went.

[@interstellardumbassery7514]

@@karl69marx99 fucking karl marx and his infinite knowledge on hunting humans with crossbows

[@shadowofdread7018]

@@interstellardumbassery7514 It was his hobby while spreading socialism

[@PapaBear816]

Plot twist, it's a Marvel Studios cross over and Hawkeye is drunk.

[@TheSimmr001]

also crossbows are LOUD!

[@maddogmicah2836]

"If we can't cut her out of the car, we cut the car off of her." Removing the car from around the patient is LITERALLY the definition of "Vehicle Extrication". All that guy is saying is basically 'Lets do our jobs the right way!"

[@buttersquids]

Doing their jobs right would be a first!

[@tifforo1]

"Let's try cutting the car instead of cutting off a piece of the patient to get her clear" I agree.

[@dakat5131]

@@tifforo1 just from the clip shown it doesn't seem like they were considering doing the alternative...but considering some of the questionable things that happen in those shows it wouldn't be surprising if they suggested it

[@chocoloutre]

@@tifforo1 It's an idea! XD (love your comment, it makes me laugh!)

[@lnteIIigence]

Third option, they cut her into little pieces and take her out bit by bit!

[@TryanaTheGoober]

1:46 Hey, Archer here. I can confirm there's definitely no way that any archer could shoot that accurately 200 yds up, crossbow or not. They would have to be insanely lucky and would have had to have practiced shooting that high for a long, long time, and even then, it still wouldn't be as accurate as they say it is.

[@Sasha-ph9uv]

The most problematic is not even the 200 yds it's the arrow that magically dissapear everytime when it hits the tower

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

@@Sasha-ph9uv Yeah, if the sniper's shooting bolts hard enough to pierce all the way through a leg at that distance (somehow???)... it's gonna get lodged in the tower. It's almost like a gun would have made more sense for this scene, but the writers wanted some extra dramatic tension for some reason.

[@dchil15]

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 Or fully fed into the myth that "silencers/suppressors are illegal/unobtainable"

[@brandonibes5562]

Sterling?

[@helbent4]

He could have a ballista concealed in that house. You never know!

[@blacky_Ninja]

Hey, he has a wound! Let‘s first have a good look and an extended philosophical discussion about what kind of wound it is and how he got it, while doing absolutely nothing against all the blood leaving our client. 😃👍

[@strivingfornewhorizons9281]

Thought the same😂

[@sam-psonsmith9951]

meh, not like anyone ever died of blood loss. No hurry here.

[@mangar49]

Lmao , client

[@marvindebot3264]

@@mangar49 That's the correct term in some departments.

[@iz2333]

"Well now that we've dealt with the exit wound, I think we're done here."

[@zachary4670]

0:42 him standing up in surprise while doing something offscreen will never not be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@GiantGourd]

I love how you green screened yourself into Angry Cops room

[@evanzalucky1903]

I saw that and was like “hay, I know that background, oh wait, it’s angry cop’s.

[@The-Arbitar]

I wonder if they know each other 😂

[@evanzalucky1903]

We gotta get those 2 to collaborate on something

[@nineang9999]

Who said it was greenscreen?

[@johnlucas6683]

They kinda sound alike as well. The way they point out the silly stupid things. Hahaha

[@Torlik11]

The AC/open window thing is probably the only one that makes some sense. You wouldn't open a window with AC running, you're not cooling the outside.

[@brightshining]

Yeah, it was a quite clever discovery on the part of Paul, as always :)

[@Chris_Cross]

Me, trying to combat global warming: "My goal is beyond your understanding"

[@aydenburgess905]

Yeah I was a little confused that his gripe was "The assassin's gotta stay cool!" no they're saying its weird for someone to let all of their cold air out

[@lm9327]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@jcs99100]

" I dont unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel" had me!

[@ohalee-nkwochachijioke7624]

😂😂😂

[@HikigayaHachiman07]

😂....Sh*t, that joke cracks me up so hard...😂

[@Jimmy445able]

This episode “Cap he’s bleeding out” when the kid was in the mine field “bleeding heavily is good”

[@sillyking1991]

*to be fair* its probable that the intent there was 'if he's still bleeding, his heart is still beating' or at the very least 'if he';s still bleeding, he still has blood'. which would be preferable to the alternative.

[@matthewkreps3352]

Still an odd thing to say when you want to control the bleeding . . .

[@treykleppe7511]

He just green screened himself into angry cops place 😂😂😂

[@LetsgoBrandon2023]

I didn't even realize that

[@docschro6847]

"Green screened...." right......

[@ptaylor4923]

OMG you're right 😅🤣

[@elizabethweigle6146]

I was just thinking that he and Angry Cops need to do a collab!!

[@EngNerdGMN]

Or maybe he's really there....

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

"Don't cut the person out of the vehicle; cut the vehicle off the person" is actually something I learned in EMS classes. The car is expendable. Tear it up if it means getting the person out safely. All the rest... yeah, they're idiots. And where the hell are the police to stop the crossbowman?

[@allisonavery7273]

Who knows?

[@howardbaxter2514]

Bigger question, why the hell did someone decide to shoot their crossbow at them? Like, if you have so much beef with the guy, why didn’t you shoot him while he was on the ground?

[@arandomsupra]

@@howardbaxter2514 Well if someone's on a big tower with not very much leverage getting hit by a crossbow could cause them to fall

[@howardbaxter2514]

@@arandomsupra yeah, but why cause him to fall when it will be clear something, i.e. a crossbow bolt, was what caused them to fall in the first place.

[@arandomsupra]

@@howardbaxter2514 It will take less effort to kill them

[@Jay-we7cm]

“Ya guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?” 🙌💀

[@Tenita79]

As a paralegal- this is hilarious. 🤣🤣 and true.

[@lindinle]

i would love to watch movie and tv with you just to hear the. "aaand that guy would be sued" "that violates about 3 laws".

[@a1fastyellowkitten780]

for some reason after i read that i added a 'he he' while imagining michale jackson doing a moon walk

[@reubendunford3865]

That's what the kids said as they rocked up at neverland

[@Jay-we7cm]

@@reubendunford3865 random and unexpected but mkay 💀💀💀

[@8eewee]

"Save a baby that was rocketed into a tree by a rolling vehicle" Today on things I never thought I'd hear in my life. These are fantastic!

[@Em-hm8uy]

The funny man is back to give us serotonin

[@smokingdog9349]

The show logic summed up Oh hey, a grease fire, let’s put it out with some *WATER*

[@danshonda1337]

What I love is that she MOVES THE PATIENT'S NECK to put the thing used to immobilize the patient's neck on. What about you?

[@howardbaxter2514]

I mean, this is the same show that doesn’t know how to use a tourniquet or a HOSE. Ah yes, let’s run into a fire and bring fire extinguishers. That’s a great idea!

[@Gunslinger2121]

You could’ve just summed up the entire 9-1-1 series with “We’re just gonna stand around and watch the entire crap show unfold.”

[@Max-rh3yk]

Mid credit Easter egg takes place in wherever “Angry Cops”films his stuff

[@garybenade]

0:50 I don't unpeel my banana, I unbanana my peel. classic!

[@supersparker414]

ur like the angry cops of the fire department

[@FireDepartmentChronicles]

Peep the mid-credit scene. You might like it

[@supersparker414]

@@FireDepartmentChronicles just got to it

[@Vulkanprimarch]

@@FireDepartmentChronicles I can't wait to see you guys do some collabs!

[@KurokiSan]

@@FireDepartmentChronicles pls do a collab with angry cops.

[@johnlucas6683]

Hope they do a collab. Angry Cops even has a comment here.

[@Michael-rx7ff]

When I’m teaching, I will forever use your phrase “Now that is some Shakespearean crap right there.” And I’m an English major...

[@fazecarpet1477]

Do they make jackets that are immune to blue sticky fire because if not, jason... you could make some good money

[@archy6248]

And can deflect crossbow bolts to

[@MurasakiTsukimaru]

@Demon Dongle What about smoke-eating Spiderman?

[@orlock20]

@@MurasakiTsukimaru Black smoke-eating Spiderman or Grey smoke-eating Spiderman? What's the difference? Black smoke Eating Spiderman has to play out like a season of 24 because that's his life expectancy. Grey smoke-eating Spiderman could be a character in a Cheech and Chong movie.

[@teclinsoro4523]

gotta love how incompetent these shows make emergency services seem

[@thebighurt2495]

Competent Professionalism means no mistakes. No mistakes is boring.

[@atrophyqueen6168]

It seems like a super scary job that I know I don't have the guts for at all. I'm happy there are people like you and your service brothers and sisters that actually know what they are doing and sacrifice for the rest of us.

[@etemmu2370]

"they're like people, they come in all shapes and sizes" that cracked me up so bad

[@kris1log373]

For a second there I thought Angry Cops bout to show up

[@hardwirecars]

i was so hoping.

[@SecretlyATrout]

@@hardwirecars someday

[@chrisdavison6678]

I have just spent 55 minutes of my life watching your videos. Possibly the best comedy on KZbin. Plus it's given me some fun ideas to try at home.

[@zacharyfett2491]

Wait.....you DON’T un-banana your peel??? Also, I think we all saw the reason(s) she took off her protective gear.............

[@loficampingguy9664]

When you're all out of writing ideas so you resort to fan service

[@faatman42]

Fan service would be to have her short torn as well. This was just bullshit

[@ChelsiTay]

I know absolutely nothing about the medical field/firefighting - these “green screening myself into show” videos are actually quite educational for me lol

[@GhostBear3067]

Lucky you, for me and others in the field it is just frustrating.

[@SparksMC]

0:55 I also unbanana my peel.

[@ThatPianoTuner]

"I unbanana my peel" gotta be my favorite comparison ever

[@DMXIII]

Please more, this series is a masterpiece!

[@NIGHTSTALKER973]

My favorite part about this whole thing is I just picture Jason as the only guy on the job who knows what he's doing but everyone else just keeps ignoring him 🤣

[@Crusader51493]

The only thing i’ve disagreed with you with, the air conditioning. The significance isn’t the air conditioner, it’s that the window was open while the air conditioner was in use. The window being open with an AC was odd and therefore suspicious. I might have watched every one of your videos so far and it’s amazing how that’s the first time I’ve had a reason to disagree. I love your videos.

[@marvindebot3264]

And he could tell it was on how, exactly?

[@FearlessLeader2001]

@@marvindebot3264 With his special eyes that could see dripping refrigerant from 200 yards

[@Shade01982]

@@marvindebot3264 I assume it was the deduction in the show. It was very warm, therefor it made sense people with AC's would have them on. Still dodgy...

[@MandolinMagi]

Also, its noise will cover that of the crossbow.

[@TheUndefeatedMeat]

@@marvindebot3264 basically if i have a window unit why would i want to open my window to let more hot air in. It makes sense why its suspicious but i just found this channel and love his humor😂

[@TEC-AoC]

I absolutely LOVE the overtly optimistic sarcasm this man is spewing out, it's fantastic!

[@t0n4us]

These are gold. The lines and the delivery come very close to Ryan Reynolds' comedy and I love it.

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

I’m so glad I found you and these videos. I love both 911 series but it’s still a riot to hear your critiques and know that I’m not the only one who has noticed glaring plot holes and weird “stuff.” Going on!

[@obieobrien5883]

Even someone without medical training can see right through all their garbage Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

[@boobergeron1484]

I've shown these to my wife....now she understands why I argue and talk and grumble through her Chicago Fire episodes!! Great!!!!

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

Taking care of the exit wound only and saying you’re done is like eating an apple, but never getting that close to the core. You got 70% of the job done, but what about the rest?

[@heidievans6336]

lol! I love these green screen videos! Glad I'm not the only one who can't watch TV anymore for all of the errors (Military, firearm, nursing/hospital, firefighter, ambulance scenes... they all set me off) My kids won't even watch TV with me some days because they say I ruin it for them.

[@christopherwellens338]

You're one of my favorite people ever and its harder to make me like you, then to get a cat to like you

[@robfish9543]

LMAO! ps: loved your cameo on Live Rescue last week. Along with the shameless plug for Firehouse Coffee of Rockford, IL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@captainpanic3616]

2:08 I mean in all fairness I think the logic is “Hey it’s weird the window is open right next to a running AC Unit.” It’s dumb but I can see where they’re coming from

[@redragn72]

I just watched 10 of these videos and holly crap this is frign funny!!!! but at the same time so educational!!! Love the crossbow part, not a single FF said call the cops so they can do their job.

[@emirachelnatalie3397]

i'm glad i watch these shows for the characters and not the calls lol.

[@Jungbeck]

Whatever helps you sleep at night

[@sethbillings5655]

as a fireman on my local department, i find this channel absolutely both hilarious. and just plane awsome!!!!!🤣

[@myotiswii]

'You must not have seen a lot of gunshot wounds then.' I asked the EMT at my local department, he said that during his 20 years of experience, he saw a single person that was shot, because of bad gun safety and it only kinda brushed him. So it really is reasonable that someone wouldn't know much about gunshot wounds. Unless you work in a particularly bad neighborhood.

[@jokersjoke14]

Dude these videos make me laugh my ass off keep up the great work

[@JackUpham]

If I ever make a first responders drama show I'm hiring this guy as a consultant

[@totoxina3168]

I love these videos. Questioning the logic of dramatic series with nice sarcasm makes it feel like the world has SOME goodness left. xD

[@JandCfilms1]

2:32 I recognize that room from anywhere!

[@TheBollysongs]

@2.27 his facial expression after the entry wound comment made me spit my coffee out!! 🤣🤣

[@Garblegox]

0:02 The fuel tank busta mustard!

[@TennesseeTim73]

The sarcasm is strong in this one!!!! 😂😂😂 just finding and enjoying your content!!!!

[@johns7734]

I gotta say, if I asked for the "Jaws of Life" at an extrication instead of the spreader, I'd be the butt of stupid jokes for years!

[@MySexyParrots]

As just a regular Joe, I had no idea you guys didn't call it The Jaws of Life. Any other slang besides "spreader"?

[@FireCaptainJason]

@@MySexyParrots My Capt just says grab the extraction tool, maybe hydraulic just to be more specific at times.

[@johns7734]

@@MySexyParrots "Jaws of life" is actually a trademark of the Hurst company. Everyone knows the spreader, but my favorite tool is the "O" cutter. Two big jaws that make the letter "O" when they just overlap and make two pieces of ANYTHING inside them when the jaws close! There's the junkyard dog. It's an extendable brace with a spike at the bottom and a ratchet strap to keep it from slipping. It's used to brace an overturned car or one on its side so that it doesn't shift or fall while we're working on it.

[@dinascharnhorst6590]

@@MySexyParrots A Hurst tool.

[@emmagatewood3898]

@@MySexyParrots Firefighters would be more likely to say "go get the hurst tool" or "go get the spreader" or maybe "go get the jaws". Saying "jaws of life" sounds kind of corny, especially when dramatically shouted at the scene of an extrication, as Rob Lowe did here.

[@Lilliity]

I just found these videos and I can say I'm living for it.

[@DrToxz]

2:24 Blood cant exit from the entry wound, only through the exit wound. So im sure they are fine.

[@jasonvoorhees6152]

The firefighter is a emt. He knows what he's talking about.

[@DrToxz]

@@jasonvoorhees6152 that was a joke. You seem to have missed it.

[@jasonvoorhees6152]

@@DrToxz bugger. I'm autistic so I didn't see it was a joke.

[@DrToxz]

@@jasonvoorhees6152 We both know I couldn't have known that, didnt mean any offense at all.

[@cessnacitation-x]

​@@jasonvoorhees6152 The implication that EMTs know what they're talking about is funny.

[@D1sNeYfAn4EvEr]

"That's some Shakespearean crap right there. That's like saying I don't peel my banana, I unbanana, my peel." Legendary Quote, Jason!

[@Iamthathillbilly]

There’s actually a lot of guys on my department that call them “jaws of life” 😅 but we’re a backwoods small town department 🤷‍♂️

[@tkfaf15]

I was only an EMT for about 7 years but I also worked in a rural area & that's exactly what we called it too.

[@kanad.9397]

so when they said jaws were they talking about the cutter, spreader or ram? lol

[@furycarnategaming]

Thank you for saving me from watching that show...just the scenes you have shown I find infinitely maddening.

[@liquidschwartz38]

how does this guy not have more subs? his content is really good

[@RockyTuxedoFBI]

It was recommended to me somehow. I am wondering that too.. 😎

[@GhostBear3067]

It is aimed at a fairly niche audience.

[@Khorzho]

My family will now henceforth only ever unbanana our peels. Thank you for setting us on the correct path.

[@nickvanachthoven7252]

2:37 why did he suddenly sound so angry?

[@sage5530]

PLEASE this green screen series is killing me- you're great dude

[@cam5084]

“Looks like some sort of puncture wound” “no it’s an exit wound” so a puncture wound?

[@GhostBear3067]

That is just a puncture wound from the other direction.

[@channingscott009]

I like that she lifted the patients head in order to put that cervical collar on. Great spine stability there!

[@rexjolles]

What is it with this show and Co2 extinguishers? What is this, The Blob?

[@samblackwood4525]

"you guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?!" holy crap I'm dead! That joke was so good it killed me.

[@alexn5743]

"You guys ever wonder how lawsuits start?" Lol!

[@gloriabailey1450]

Finally I'm early! Another great video, thank you for the comic relief Jason : )

[@MrRecorder1]

2:00 Someone seen the propeller-hat of the presenter? Sorry, cannot unsee it anymore :D

[@richhubert1260]

my wife wont let me watch these masterpieces anymore..... something about me frightening the dogs when i yell at the tv....

[@MrHimynameisdanny]

I knew a recognized that last scene... Angry Cops!

[@hotff50]

As long as the show stays on the air you have comedy gold for years to come!!!🤣

[@robertheller4583]

PLEASE green screen yourself in the anime "Fire force" I want to see you Beat anthropomorphic fire monsters with your bear fist

[@jellopuddings]

Keep making these please. First time I laughed in a long time. Thank you for your service!!!

[@mikejason7419]

you forgot the first episode where he didn't use his radio to let everyone else know that the place is about the blow-up! Also that they didn't hear dispatch notify them of that

[@bluewriter1751]

I love how relatable these are 😂 I'm no firefighter but everytime I see scenes like these I'm like seriously?? So its nice to hear what they are *actually* supposed to be doing 😂

[@nightslayer737]

I'm just saying (and i'm no gun expert), crossbows are known to have this thing called drop when fired so shooting one like they did at 1:34 at a tower 200-300 ft in the air would totally fucking miss. Also u would totally see glint from the sun judging by the scope they are using. Anyway great vid man keep it up

[@Thiker927]

I’ve been waiting for a new episode of this, and you did not disappoint my friend. Excellent work.

[@Plywood_concept]

At the end you was in Angry cops studio

[@NoFaceSmiles]

Ok I love lonestar but this was hilarious 😂😂

[@mattknauf3996]

2:16, i have a friend who was a medic and he swears by the tourniquet . he even used your phrase. strangely enough, i heard some doctors/nurses dont like them since they cut off blood flow. which is the bloody point.

[@GhostBear3067]

Not too long ago tourniquets had fallen out of favor in civilian medicine due to a focus on saving life AND limb. However, it never really left military field medicine. Shortly after the War on Terror began documentation started finding higher survival rates for traumatic injuries in combat zones than back in the US. It was found to be due to tourniquet use by combat medics.

[@JordanSmith-fg6if]

Gold. Please, never stop making these! I laugh hysterically at each one.

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

“If we can’t cut her out of the car, we’ll have to cut the car out of her” Me: normal * plays back * Me: but they could possibly cut her out... and say it was apart of the damage 🤷‍♂️

[@matthewmccauley830]

Glad I'm not the only one that thought "well that's half the problem" lol. This has got to be my new favorite videos from you! Stay safe!

[@GustavoSilva-ny8jc]

1:11 😂 Amazing how law keeps them accountable!!!

[@sergiv5613]

The second he started to disconnect the battery, it would arc and kaboom.

[@insanephreak]

For the love of God, please do a crossover with Angry Cops

[@Joel--yr6me]

I love how happy he sounds the entire time. It makes it even more hilarious.

[@Nutleaf]

ITS A SIGN, gotta collab!

[@LBCmolab]

“you ever wonder how lawsuits start? THIS IS IT” my favorite line in this

[@josephflynn9792]

To be fair to the guy talking about the window and AC. He’s pointing out that nobody would have a window open and an AC going at the same time unless they were crazy ( which I’m gonna assume the shooter is). Now how he knows what a running AC unit looks like from that far away is a totally different matter.

[@Vesperitis]

'Unbanana my peel' is the most genius sentence I have ever heard in my entire life.