Us: scared of our husband Green: Kills him Us: Confused af Green: starts flirting
@Kheluichollow Жыл бұрын
Us: 😯😏
@toastisdead4133 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me who like started having an attitude when he started flirting(sorta) when he said you probably don’t have any idea what going on I was like ‘Ofc I do I’m not dumb I’ve married that man 6 years as a trophy I know everything’
@irishiz498 Жыл бұрын
Her husband reminds me of mine. ALL men like that meet the same end. My husband was 27 when he found his. I wish I had the guts to get away myself. None the less, someone gave me the same opening and I will FOREVER be great full to them for it.
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
I hope you are doing well, you deserve it
@keks3072 Жыл бұрын
so sorry you had to go through that. i really hope you're better now and i wish you all the best! stay strong
@irishiz498 Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU both so much !!! It has been years but I just wanted to let EVERYONE know, should they EVER find themselves in an abusive relationship, they pretty much ALL met a "rough" end !!! Karma is a wicked bit@h and she swings back hard !! I am forever grateful to people like you though. It gives me hope that humanity is NOT as doomed as I assumed it was and hope for the future !!
@nostalgiclly8241 Жыл бұрын
you’re so strong!! im thrilled you found a way out, and i hope you’re doing better now
@irishiz498 Жыл бұрын
@@nostalgiclly8241 Thank you SO MUCH Luv !!!!
@TinglyTones Жыл бұрын
The originality in this acting is top-notch. This video deserves an Oscar award
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Means a lot :)
@Nina0837 Жыл бұрын
HI TINGLYYYY
@Sophie_tmmr Жыл бұрын
"I enjoy using you for the meat you are." EXCUSEY ME!?!?!? IT'S GIVING SOME CANNIBALIS-
@eviehappy Жыл бұрын
2:23 is when the Shitty Husband™ dies and stops yelling, for anyone else who may want to watch but can't handle the noise. The only thing you will have missed in this time is a teensy lore drop; Agent Green is actually former Agent Green, and it's thought that he followed Listener home after they snuck out. That's all! Be safe, enjoy the comfort. 💙
@WateverWatever04 Жыл бұрын
ur an angel 💕
@Mothgirlybestfriend Жыл бұрын
Him:take your heels off Me the rest of the vid:👁👄👁 👠👠
@Kheluichollow Жыл бұрын
Us: 👁️👄👁️ 🫳🏼 👠👠
@Kheluichollow Жыл бұрын
I tried making the hands hold the heels-
@Demi_Sukimata Жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️ 👠👠 ✋🤚
@RemyDarling7 ай бұрын
The spitting and choking on the whiskey! LOL This was like an Archer level assassination. Kills husband. Promptly starts flirting.
@cloversun Жыл бұрын
The audio: *gunshots* Me: *looks out the window* is that fireworks outside?
@JynxAudios Жыл бұрын
Haha literally same I was in the car and I thought it was fire works
@belle167 Жыл бұрын
Omg not related to this but my best friend was on call with me and there was a few big booms outside so I go “....ok that was either gunshots or fireworks either way I don’t like it” and I swear to god she just looked at me like “👁👄👁 how the fuck did you just say that so calmly?!” it was hilarious for me she probably didn’t find it as funny
@Franib3nny6 ай бұрын
😂 I love this comment!
@anawkwardbean165 Жыл бұрын
Green: I am a hitman. My brain: Ah, I was wondering when you’d get here Agent 47.
@_lolz_vamusic53 Жыл бұрын
You know the way that people have those voices that are just really calming and comforting? Found it.
@DragonFury4250 Жыл бұрын
I could hear the discomfort in your voice when you were playing the "husband" character. Must've been upsetting to insult listener like that. You did a good job! I loved the video very much!
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@amberg4131 Жыл бұрын
Aw it's the really good guys that can't even imagine being this way to a person they supposedly love or care for. That's adorable.. I mean I get it, some people are better at method acting.. But that just means you did truly dig into the method acting but that your too much of a good person to even fathom being like that. It's actually a good quality..
@emenefasossou33128 ай бұрын
*hug* @@greenleafaudiosasmr9555
@d3adlyfl0wers Жыл бұрын
This was really good! I smiled so hard when Green killed the husband. The listener and the other wives aren't having to deal with his bs anymore. Amazing work! Make sure to take good care of yourself! 💚💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
🥰
@virgobb_ Жыл бұрын
Okay hear me out. WHAT IF the listener was the TRUE mastermind and the husband was just a pawn to lure out mr hitman to then kill him when he least expects it? Wouldn't that be a good twist? Anyway, great audio as always! The plot is different and I quite enjoyed it. Thank you Green 💚
@virgobb_ Жыл бұрын
@gabrielle she could be just showing him a facade, making him think that's she's just a "weak and incapable" woman
@breahalexander1492 Жыл бұрын
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wow would love that
@K3NZG4CH4 Жыл бұрын
DAAANNNNGGGGG!!!!! THAT WOULD BE SUCH A CRAZY PLOT TWIST
@thejayst3r8 ай бұрын
Would be a cool alternative ending, then we can have it both ways 😊
@Koconuut Жыл бұрын
You know it’s actually kinda funny that the abusive husband sounds like a Russian army soldier.
@thatgirlinredBky Жыл бұрын
Such an enjoyable audio! Your acting is so good. I hope we get a part 2 of this story. You did amazing with this! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍃💛
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@DemonicAngel12345 Жыл бұрын
Man, i really appreciate this today. After two fillings and my knee dislocating, getting to chill out and listen to your smooth, wonderful voice is just the best medicine. Wonderful work as always 🖤🖤
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! That sounds so rough, I hope you recover quickly xx
@DemonicAngel12345 Жыл бұрын
@Green Leaf Audios ASMR Thank you buu 😊 🖤
@justagayundertalefan5762 Жыл бұрын
oof, that's rough, mate. I hope ya feel better!!
@DemonicAngel12345 Жыл бұрын
@Just a Gay Undertale Fan Thank you, my dude 😊
@justagayundertalefan5762 Жыл бұрын
@@DemonicAngel12345 Yw friend. Seriously tho, Feel better soon!
@justandepressedidiot Жыл бұрын
Hi Green! I'm here again :] And i'm glad to say that this was a lovely audio, like always, i loved the idea, and how you interpreted it. I could pay just for knowing this exists, but i'm afraid i have no words to describe this wonderful audio how it deserves it, how you deserve it. Love you and all your audios ♡
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
I'm betting you will once again say no need to thank you, but too bad... thank you :)
@justandepressedidiot Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 you dont even know my name and you alredy can guess what i'm gonna do next? How is that even possible? But i'm still gonna say it, there's no need to thank me, you deserve this and way more
@o..Moon_lover..o Жыл бұрын
Green: drink this water, your lips are dry Me, who just put on lip gloss: um you're wrong sir
@DeathWishesXOXO Жыл бұрын
BRO THE SOUND HE MADE WHEN HE WAS SHOT 😭 ITS TOO FUNNY
@totosk Жыл бұрын
I am russian and those screams just killed me This is really meme sound and i just can't😭😭😭😭
@fezay8000 Жыл бұрын
Я чуть не умерла со смеха, когда мои опасения подтвердились и акцент оказался действительно русским. Единственное аудио, с которого я смеялась в голос 1ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ
@Nightlightmight Жыл бұрын
Amazing Audio as always Green 💕 Stay hydrated 💚
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! You too!
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
Damn, Green! This audio is incredible and your characters are on point! Btw, I want to wish you my belated happy birthday, dear. A tight hug for you and may your week be simply amazing. 🤗🎉
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! And nope, its not my bday yet 🤭
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 ohh God!! I'm Sorry!! I was confused if was last saturday. But i check the Q&A after. 🤦🏾♀️
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
@@robertamattos1688 27th 😆
@robertamattos1688 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I wont forget anymore, sir! 🫡 Have a good day, Green
@xxlaraa Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 woah we have the same birthday!!
@smollgothasmr3293 Жыл бұрын
green: drink the water Me: nah you. you might have spiked it Green: Im sorry i spiked it with a sedative 👀
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Glad to hear you have good survival instincts XD
@smollgothasmr3293 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I think my military father would be saddened if I didnt haha. Sadly canon me was too in shock to listen to normal me
@Vixenschuuring Жыл бұрын
At least you aren't stupid😂😂😂I would probably have fallen for it
@Lovely_Shadz Жыл бұрын
thanks for the trigger warning still gonna watch and love your content always💜
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
😊 thank you
@Lovely_Shadz Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 of course😊😁
@CristinaJeanDonato Жыл бұрын
I love that your videos are more unique than the rest and you have a very nice voice
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you 💚
@kaijju2147 Жыл бұрын
Wow you never fail to amaze me!
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@Echofrost5 Жыл бұрын
Knew it was gonna be laced. It’s a favorite move, to put listener out, among certain people *cough cough* I like where this script is going. And I like that listener didnt really cower from him after he killed their “husband”. I was really expecting it. That was some timing though, like, when did homie have time to lace the water-
@FlynnSH Жыл бұрын
What a compassionate, kind assassin. Unexpected. And so talkative. I mean, I don't know many...well, any.... but he seems like a nice guy. Does he need a partner? I'm sure he can train me. ^^
@lina9535 Жыл бұрын
*hears the russian lines over the telecom/intercom* Me: YEAHH!!! NOSTALGIA (also just me loving them being used in things, like "google blyat", still hilarious and so stupid 😂🤣) Husband: Agent Green My brain: *Mr Green commercial*
@OreoSodaa Жыл бұрын
"where were you?" "at UR mom's house EUEUEUEUE"
@apdofficer2104 Жыл бұрын
Because of 1, I can't unhear it... the husband and, or the henchmen, they kinda sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger .. APD APPROVED Fun fact: According to a Japanese study, looking at cute animal pictures can boost your focus. Until we meet again
@XxAlesandraxX Жыл бұрын
Okay Green, shooting your shot in more ways than one I see.
@bsperson1810 Жыл бұрын
Ok ok so The video has 2 tws Gunshots and Loud yelling sounds (by the husband) So incase anyone wants to skip those, the timestamp is 2:23 Oh and another gunshot around 10:40 And incase u want a summary of what happened till that point The name of your husband is Mr. Dubrovski (i think, hope i didn't spell it wrong), who is being chased by a lot of people like the Fbi and whatnot. He's yelling at you for going out without his permission when his right hand calls him and tells him there's an intruder who they can't identify, and that he thinks this intruder followed you (the wife) back here. Some gunshots can be heard in the distance as Dubrovski's men try to fight him off. Meanwhile, he slaps the listener and grabs a hold of them in order to use them as a meatshield (ik messed upppp). Then the intruder enters the scene and introduces himself as former agent green (I'm guessing there's a reference to a previous video there), then shoots down Dubrovski. And it continues from there :)
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing that up, I did not even think about that
@bsperson1810 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 it's alright! But i do suggest keep that in mind in the future, mkay? :)
@cheesypan Жыл бұрын
whenever i listen to stuff like this, i always try and imagine the VA is saying “he” or “they” instead of “she”. then, when i think im doing well, i hear “take your heels off” and then have to quickly reimagine everything, the only difference being that the listener that im imagining is wearing heels. 😂
@weirdo_clover Жыл бұрын
also thank you for the Tw bc whenever i get yelled at i start crying bc of trauma.. but i stayed for your voice
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
💚
@Hannah_Alexander Жыл бұрын
I fucking screamed when I heard his voice ✨Beautiful✨... The acting 😩😩😩chiefs kiss😘
@jyvonne7730 Жыл бұрын
Oooh this is amazing! Loved it so much hope we get a part two🥰
@lavenderbeckim75 Жыл бұрын
Hello! thank you for making these they always make me feel calm and relaxed. Even if there is violent parts.
@jellyvoyager7261 Жыл бұрын
Yet another masterpiece ✨️
@grey_roses Жыл бұрын
Dammit, you made me drop all my nice cold whiskey stones! Have fun scavenging them off the floorboards after you carry me out of your car, Ex-Agent Green! That's what you get for putting roofies in my water...
@hay_chan6640 Жыл бұрын
The accent of the husband just kill me 😂😂😂😭
@createst2662 Жыл бұрын
I love the part of the background of the Russians screaming 1:19
@hennynonxhalant Жыл бұрын
Hi Green. I’m 3hrs late. Forgive me btw thanks for the new audio. Most definitely needs a part 2 😊
@Mochii.a Жыл бұрын
Green ! A CLIFFHANGER 👀😮?! You know how to keep us on edge 😉🖤
@margaretjohnson7423 Жыл бұрын
Green: kills are husband Also Green: is nice to us
@wolfschaffer2996 Жыл бұрын
This is great! Can't wait for episode 2! I mean I can but I'm excited for it. Just take the time you need to take care of yourself.
@PsyrenSays Жыл бұрын
Idk why but the husband reminds me of dr nefario from despicable me😂
@Liiithebeez1233 Жыл бұрын
This is so good! :)
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
@Liiithebeez1233 Жыл бұрын
No problem! I bet it takes ages to make videos
@justagayundertalefan5762 Жыл бұрын
Green: Do you know where he keeps his nuclear missiles? Me: *HIS WHA-* Wait.... He's gonna want to make the world go kablooey?! Noice. Glad he's dead tho lmao
@Vixenschuuring Жыл бұрын
Why did I read bababooey
@justagayundertalefan5762 Жыл бұрын
lol
@ginger659 Жыл бұрын
please post a second part of this i love it!!! 😻💕💕💕
@Carmen.Nhlabpo.Mqingwana Жыл бұрын
This sounds like some video game storyline
@SnowFox-gv2rn Жыл бұрын
This was a really good audio!! You absolutely nailed the acting and sound effects at the beginning too! Out of curiosity, is this gonna be a series or is it just a singular audio? I’m happy either way, the ending just piqued my curiosity 😅
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! If this video does well, I will likely make a part 2
@TheNightOfFate Жыл бұрын
"cuh-piller-ees" cap-pill-air-ees
@catlover7669 Жыл бұрын
I'm doing again but this time at my moms appointment. -The brave person
@quack035 ай бұрын
I'm sorry i know this is supposed to be serious but why tf was i laughing at the way the abusive husband was speaking 💀
@storiesforyou777 Жыл бұрын
We all need a hero. I knew I could count on you to save the day.😉👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻
@matolerma9462 Жыл бұрын
Squeel... awe... I miss listening... Its been too long thanks for your content goes well with painting in a noisy city
@Womp_womp.to.you_ Жыл бұрын
"Woman" I thought this was m4a tho?- no problem tho.
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for letting me know, was a mistake on my part. I'm sorry if that is why you clicked not he video 🥲
@Womp_womp.to.you_ Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nah all's well, I still listned to the video.
@ThatOnePersonNoOneKnows Жыл бұрын
2:05 “I already have what I want” *green grabs abusive husband dude and starts making out* I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.
@U1yana Жыл бұрын
1:20 - я очень удивилась русской речи... он так смешно говорил)))
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Can you translate it? I need to know what he says XD
@U1yana Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 "Enemies are approaching from the east! Enemies in the north! The enemy is from the northeast, northwest! They're attacking from the southeast! The enemy is in the southwest! The enemy is ahead!" Maybe it's not funny, but the intensity with which he said it.... I'm speaking from an interpreter! If something is wrong, it's not my fault ;)
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
@@U1yana Thank you sm XD
@tomykomiyamoto8742 Жыл бұрын
Why, Mr. Green, I believe you have now a companion.
@bambisbluebell Жыл бұрын
Dimitri: Should we send in reinforcements? Me: Obviously? Husband: Obviously! Me: Dead ass, where's the cameras-
@Random-----Ryn Жыл бұрын
Green: In 30 seconds I will be driving out of here, will you be with me? Me: Can I be shot instead?
@kkaylanb662 Жыл бұрын
I think this became my fav one
@llaurenhholmes1162 Жыл бұрын
😁I need a part two right now
@elisabella287 ай бұрын
I broke a plate, him insulting me scared me 😭 😂
@EAG46 Жыл бұрын
Terrific story! Is this the same [former] Agent Green that took his partner to Paris once they found out he was an Agent? Or a different Agent Green? Either way, Chapter 2 please! :)
@emenefasossou3312 Жыл бұрын
Same that would be awesome
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Different one :)
@randohuman2815 Жыл бұрын
These are fine to fall asleep to lol
@Cheese0_9 Жыл бұрын
I was surprised when I heard Russian words and a Russian surname! Это классно :)
@guywhoreads892 Жыл бұрын
When hes a murderer but hes GreenLeafAudios: im colourblind 🚩🚩🚩🚩
@Ziaberry Жыл бұрын
Dammit I KNEW he was gonna drug us
@maria-gc2oj Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with your voice can you do goth boy helps you p2?...?🌞✨💕
@Lilydspro Жыл бұрын
Me: *thinking the husband is green* Green: *green shows up* ME: What?! Husband: *cusses* Me: *still confused*
@Nicole_loves_you Жыл бұрын
Me when he started flirting right after he killed him: bruh 💀🪦
@idkwattoputheresouhhhblahwords Жыл бұрын
Hiiii greeeennnnn!!! I hope you are having a good day! :>
@K3NZG4CH4 Жыл бұрын
I have my thought process as my character Kenna when I listen to this subject of ASMR Boyfriend. (*INITIATE KENNA’S POV*) Green:He doesn’t shut up, does he? Me:He nev- Green:Well, now he has. Permanently. Me:Ah. Wel- Green:hello. Me:*EXCUSE ME SIR-* Green:I must thank you. He has been wanted for a very long time. But he was very hard to track down. Me:… Green:But it is known he has many wives. I recognized you from the files. Me:Soooo…you basically used me as bait to kill my husband? Cool. That’s just FINNNEEEEEE…. Green:Your looks…are very distinguishable. Me:*UM EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATH WHO PAYS ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE DETAIL????*
@reenraj1863 Жыл бұрын
Great One Mr.Green💚It
@babypearl Жыл бұрын
Will I be in the car too?--Only if I’m driving 😎🚗💨
@ninahiraeth Жыл бұрын
GREEEN ILYSM😭🫶
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
💚💚💚
@stevenharneyharney3321 Жыл бұрын
Hello green this video is great I love your imagination and your design skills keep up the good work I think you are a very talented and skilled ASMR artist and I can see how much you enjoy making this content. I am very curious about something I hope you don't mind but can I ask you a very personal question? what is your sexual orientation in real life?
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Thank you! That is not something I mind answering at all! I am straight, mostly. I say mostly because there were a few guys I had a crush on
@belle167 Жыл бұрын
Him: have some of this water Me: he did something to this water didn’t he?.......it probably has a sedative in it Him: now I am sorry I Laced it with a mild sedative Me: HA I FUCKING KNEW IT 😤trust issues are helpful sometimes😌
@xodwcwmberchei5 ай бұрын
Why did I giggle at the voice at the start
@richardliawtzechiang31556 ай бұрын
my bf broke up with me 3 years ago and now his sorry but i have a new boyfriend and not him but i dont like him and he starts stalking me out of the window,taking pics of me,sending i am sorry to me but i swear i block him
@noahdylan47685 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know he was British
@Akira234_luv Жыл бұрын
Same here-
@zbrocka Жыл бұрын
Dubrowsky, so close to Dąbrowsky 😔✊
@picknickrat Жыл бұрын
AHAHA OMG MY FIRST THOGHT WAS LIKE oh "my" husband sound like a stereotypical russian... AND THEN I'M HEARING "DMITRY" ANDD THIS SOUND EFFECTS ON RUSSIAN (1:19 it's my native language so i understood it) I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING... такой мудила этот Дмитрий конечно
@weirdo_clover Жыл бұрын
p.s we need a pt 2!!pleaseeee
@MyNameIsAlice Жыл бұрын
Me, hearing my native language in ASMR 💀💀💀🤧 Waiting for Onegin after Dubrovsky
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Can you translate it please 💀😆
@notthatcookie2920 Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 In Russian literature we have novels called "Dubrovsky" and "Onegin" by Pushkin
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
@notthatcookie ohh haha for some reason i thought this was about the shouting in the background XD
@gospmore Жыл бұрын
Russian man:D This is so funny🤣
@weirdo_clover Жыл бұрын
YESSS greens backk yalll!!!!! if only someone would do this to my toxic/abusive bf😅 pin comment?
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
Im so sorry I can only pin 1 comment per video 😭
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
U should deffo break up with him if he's abusive 😶
@weirdo_clover Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 nooo dont cryy its ok❤💚
@weirdo_clover Жыл бұрын
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 yeah but everytime i try to leave him he makes me stay..
@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Жыл бұрын
@@weirdo_clover its not my place to say, but please put yourself first and dont feel trapped xx
@TinglyTones Жыл бұрын
I’ll be loving you, always with a love that’s true
@보바티-t1m Жыл бұрын
WINKLE THE WEREWOLF
@Moonbeankitty Жыл бұрын
Why do I like people raging at me I think I have emo issues
@jodiephoenixlolbit7215 Жыл бұрын
Well shît I remember my father abuse me. Well I will forget it I love whiskey! Who would never like whiskey Love your videos 💚💚💜♥️🖤💙🧡💛✨