Imagine watching a cooking show and when the customer's done with their plate, a tall, yakuza looking guy comes and talks shit to there dishes xD
@Qardo6 жыл бұрын
Well, there is Gorden Ramsay...though he is not Yakuza but he does talk shit to their dishes.
@gunmunz4 жыл бұрын
Like a reverse Kitchen Nightmares
@Ak-sm2qu3 жыл бұрын
Honestly still wouldn't be the weirdest thing to come out of japanese tv
@MandrakeHorse3 жыл бұрын
Or a tall Yakuza-looking guy suddenly grabs the plate and smashes it on the floor.
@Ahrone15862 жыл бұрын
Is not that tall (?
@ChronoGearSolid5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't resist fetching the grocery clerk. What makes it funnier is imagining what happened off screen, and how Kiryu managed to convince him.
@thomasmccolm7803 Жыл бұрын
to me whats funnier is the fact that he left and came back and no one noticed
@kamikaze41725 жыл бұрын
I wanted to know the reason for the knife, "you can use it to 'erase' anyone you want" pure gold. That line makes up for all the bullshit the minigames have been putting me through
@johnnyferreira61523 жыл бұрын
I feel you're pain
@kamikaze41723 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyferreira6152 It took me forever to do Opa Opa, but now I only have like 2 more things om the completion list, I'm so close
@alonsor.n22792 жыл бұрын
I couldnt resist myslef for actually picking that answer hahahah
@Tasuku.2 жыл бұрын
Fr, im laughing so hard when choosing this line
@ro-3375 жыл бұрын
By punching the dishes I expected going full Kenshiro on them. Not throwing it on the ground. I mean this is Yakuza, outlandish is king.
@senorcheesy96614 жыл бұрын
I'm also disappointed that he didn't.
@wesnestor53474 жыл бұрын
I was kinda hoping for a little animation of Kiryu slamming his fist on the plate
@shutyostupidahhup91433 жыл бұрын
That’s the whole reason I watched this was for punching the dishes option
@abyss.v27943 жыл бұрын
"These dishes are pathetic"
@SentientPotatoXIII2 жыл бұрын
"Look at these jokes!"
@AceLocked6 ай бұрын
I love this game so much 😭😭
@infraredplayer3 жыл бұрын
10:50 he looks so fuckinng proud of himself I can’t 😂
@onyourself3369 Жыл бұрын
Heh. Yeah, it's an eraser, isn't that what you need to erase something? I may or may not have chosen that on both playthroughs because monkey brain.
@Qardo6 жыл бұрын
I will be honest. I just came here to see all the wrong answers. >.> Time well wasted.
@Dakotaidk5 жыл бұрын
I really wanted to punch the plate
@HairyJuan4 жыл бұрын
@@Dakotaidk Same, I had to look this up just for that.
@leoncoben69834 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that there are so many like-minder people here.
@SentientPotatoXIII3 жыл бұрын
Same, I just played this and got them all right, so I was curious.
@mishima4336 жыл бұрын
Best side quest ever especially the punch the dishes choice 🤣
@CaptainDoomsday5 жыл бұрын
He's going to [FIX] those dishes!
@MetalGodMasino3 жыл бұрын
Not rlly
@0nist4rx823 жыл бұрын
When i saw taunt the dishes and punch the dishes i couldnt resist xD
@MetalGodMasino3 жыл бұрын
@@0nist4rx82 same
@SeiyaTempest3 жыл бұрын
@@MetalGodMasino What do you mean "not rlly"?
@Zonefire154 жыл бұрын
I like how this substory educates you on filming
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry having asked the grocer all the way here for nothing :(
@MrChildYeeter23 күн бұрын
it's hilarious how Kiryu looked so damn proud
@Anreii3 жыл бұрын
I came here just to see kiryu punch the dishes. Kinda disappointed he didn't shove his fist in the food ngl but thank you for uploading this
@Star0gaze2 жыл бұрын
When i first played this i thought a special cutscene would play where Kiryu channels his power and just throws a punch at the dish like he did with Kuze
@mmfreshmeat28602 жыл бұрын
@@Star0gaze im sad this isnt the case, same thing i came here for
@Poulpeh4 жыл бұрын
"IM GONNA PUNCH THIS SPAGUETTI"
@SentientPotatoXIII3 жыл бұрын
Crazy diamond approves
@erickjoestar15613 жыл бұрын
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DROP THE MEAT
@llamawearingsombrero67644 жыл бұрын
Knife choice is hilarious, especially Kiryu reason for choosing it
@FlyingMonkey2085 жыл бұрын
For the ones who are doing this subsstory right now and want the correct answers: 1. Food 2. Tilt the food at an angle 3. Remove the dishes
@errestothley228310 ай бұрын
Nah, last one is taunt the dishes, trust me it's canon
@noobsmasher1235 жыл бұрын
the japanese humor is great. like when yoneda kept popping up at dojima hq
@Freef_014 жыл бұрын
17:20 Punch Dishes is why I came lmao
@memestealer25615 жыл бұрын
thanks friend i was really wondering what the obviously wrong answers would lead to... very funny
@dial91194 жыл бұрын
...shuddup
@undyne12 жыл бұрын
I laughed my ass off on the knife option, I knew what to expect from that option but the delivery was still hilarious.
@SkyBlooSims4 жыл бұрын
Cannot stop laughing at all the wrong choices dammit
@user-ug7xo1by2y6 жыл бұрын
I started playing yesterday and i looove all the substories :D
@Ahrone15862 жыл бұрын
You like the game? I started yesterday and i feel like in an anime haha
@Ahrone15862 жыл бұрын
3 weeks later and its my favourite game man hahaha i love kiryu, kuze and majima
@comhir91542 жыл бұрын
I came here to watch how Kiryu punches dishes, not knowing that seeing him laughing at dishes is what i truly needed to see
@midtierjesus2 жыл бұрын
Kiryu’s smug look is priceless
@evergreenshogun96344 жыл бұрын
Taunt the dishes, frickin great :D
@stepstony36832 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for posting this, I wanted my Magnetic Necklace, but god damn if I didn't want to see how being senseless gangster plays out in this scenario ^^
@dmnxxx14314 жыл бұрын
The dumb side of Kiryu The Dragon of Dojima
@captionem77913 жыл бұрын
picking the eraser really caught me off guard lmfao
@GrabrieleMadonia3 жыл бұрын
Who else took eraser for erasable?
@XIAnimation3 жыл бұрын
Me lol 😁
@vijaysabarish96003 жыл бұрын
me
@synth34413 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the taunt the dish option I was like please someone had to go with that option on KZbin glad I found it.
@adthomp3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing when I first got this side quest at the options
@BlazeXth3 жыл бұрын
Mori: jeer Kiryu: *Y* *E* *E* *T*
@Zonefire154 жыл бұрын
I picked the eraser, removed the meat, and put the dishes away
@shiqrov2 жыл бұрын
"Heya, papi chan" got me good
@Whisper71 Жыл бұрын
"What the heck does "from the top" mean?" *looks at the sky*
@toxicramz40143 жыл бұрын
I'm going to start talking trash to the dishes from now on and nobody can stop me
@maaarkislazy3 жыл бұрын
i got everything in this substory wrong
@GreenRedBlue203 жыл бұрын
No worries, as long as you enjoyed the responses that's what counts.
@maaarkislazy3 жыл бұрын
@@GreenRedBlue20 i did very much getting yelled at was hillarious
@Galvatron1022 жыл бұрын
True gamer
@velocilevon2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this way makes the speech from producer land better. Kiryu had absolutely zero clue on wtf to do, but despite this he still tried his best, and with passion too (I really love his genuine "job well done" smug when he does something totally ridiculous like taunting the dishes xD). In my opinion, this is a more "true" way to complete this substory, and it's freaking hilarious too
@murder_maestro123 Жыл бұрын
I totally chose the eraser for the erasable lmao.
@jaydes45243 жыл бұрын
who the fuck calls it an erasable. call it a fucking consumable fucking damn it im so upset over this
@K0sakuKawajiri4 жыл бұрын
18:15
@combineadvisor5728 ай бұрын
I got absolute insane luck and guessed all choices correctly on my first try. I came to see this video, curious about what would happen if I weren't so lucky. This is going to be good.
@ENZO-ve8xw2 жыл бұрын
When I did this quest I miraculously selected the right answers lol
@tomassanchez0 Жыл бұрын
10:24 I chose this option when playing for the first time because it made sense in my head that they were referring to the eraser
@clementinelives3 жыл бұрын
does anyone know what the ost playing in the background of 11:27 is?
@Scotty_Elgin_Nunn3 жыл бұрын
I just started this game today and man do I ever laugh...I know it's supposed to be serious but oh man is it ever funny
@JameBond007.2 жыл бұрын
i punched the dishes
@nikolaustimepatroller28904 жыл бұрын
Ok I can’t breathe 😂 punch the dishes is the best wrong choice and especially he didn’t cut his hand with the plate shards when he did it XD man someone make an animation out of this immediately
@johnniner81347 жыл бұрын
Nice i got this one
@Zephyr_Weiss4 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice the music sounding like it came from The world End With You?
@felixpham49345 жыл бұрын
What's the point of all these answers? You will get the magnetic necklace eventually
@GreenRedBlue205 жыл бұрын
Just the reaction from each response.
@sacboirefachero25493 жыл бұрын
Punch the dishes
@EditmanSMT7 жыл бұрын
nice :3
@TDashLIVE Жыл бұрын
I got this perfect on my first try, but the fails are hilarious too
@SpoopyPhoenix4 жыл бұрын
Nani?
@asmitsharma7010 ай бұрын
"Hahahaha bahahahahah. These dishes are pathetic, look at these jokes 😼😼🤪🤪🤪🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯"