Greg Heffley is a Simp

[@tylerheineman2393]

Then: Greg Heffley is a sociopath Now: Greg Heffley is a simp

[@Authorite100]

Tyler Heineman Simpopath

[@mrboerger1620]

He can be both

[@MarkyMark1221]

They are mutually exclusive

[@dreamcorewarlock]

Me: Greg Heffley is both

[@freshdumbeldor8731]

Where's the difference

[@baseddweller3544]

Mordecai: Ah,a worthy adversary. Our battle will be legendary.

[@skel-ator]

BaseDweller greg is wayy more of a simp by a mil miles

[@Bebe-fq8yb]

​@@skel-ator At least Greg didn't kill Rowley over a girl

[@mywayfernandez8704]

@@Bebe-fq8yb And use time travel to get a perfect kiss, only to not do it, anyway. Or drive for almost a week just to drop off a sweater that the existence of was not even known. Or used skips' knowledge of dark arts just to not look like he read a diary. The list goes on.

[@keyboard2758]

Myway Fernandez the perfect kiss thing is not simp behavior cause simps will do something and expect nothing in return for the kiss he is at least doing something for his sake as well

[@trent7736]

Its "Finally," not "Ah,". If you're using kung fu panda quotes, get it right

[@iKitsun]

I love how making videos of cartoon characters being Simps is now a trend

[@inquisitionagent9052]

2019:Year of the Memes 2020: Year of the Simps

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

@@inquisitionagent9052 Correction 2019: Year of the Boomers

[@HyperSonicXtreme]

When Mordecai started the trend.

[@object4124]

It's a common trait. If it weren't, it probably wouldn't have become a meme.

[@talentlesscommenter1329]

No, 2020: *YEAR OF THE PLAQUE*

[@sherifflasso]

Knowing Greg Heffley, he would totally say "It's a supreme shirt, the logo fell off." Like, I'm surprised that's not already in one of the books

[@oofjeff3735]

Lmaooo

[@Jefferson-xi8tu]

I can actually see him say that

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

lmaooooo

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

Greg is a HERO!

[@berdinderindas]

In Wrecking Ball, a coin was dented so he lied that it was used to dodge a bullet in World War 2

[@babyk326]

This dude got three pencil strokes for hair and an uh oh spaghettio earlobe" -Jawbreaker Juice 2020

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

hes very cute

[@rastarappa2269]

@@rowleyjefferson4900 "im not gay greg"

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

@@rastarappa2269 greg is gay

[@neurofr]

@@rowleyjefferson4900 and a simp

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

@@neurofr greg is dating fregley

[@viphersniper]

I never even realized how simpy he was until I re read the books when I was older holy shit

[@JawbreakerJuice]

EXACTLY! i looked up to this fool in the 3rd grade

[@gregoryjeffrey8569]

batscapex right!!!!

[@420jettt2]

I kinda suspected he was a pos in 2nd grade but now I fucking hate him

[@snix.]

@@JawbreakerJuice yup

[@mixercap8546]

Clean4Life 2020 nigga that was just last year

[@cryojudgement2376]

Remember when your school would get those scholastic flyers, and you'd be combing through those pages tryna find the new diary of a wimpy kid?

[@IronBlaze77]

Cryo Judgement I thought I was the only one! I read those daily from cover-to-cover!

[@Nic_2751]

Same

[@thecristelteam9217]

Yep

[@JeromeProductions]

Cryo Judgement Fr...

[@bravicai5602]

You mean the book fair flyer

[@belgiffle2260]

In Dog Days, Greg went to a swimming pool every-day just to met the most popular girl's older sister, sitting near her watch seat guard thingy, and bring her drinks and scold the annoying kids so she doesn't have to. I was 9 when I read that chapter, and now I know the term simp, my mind keeps getting back to that chapter everytime.

[@thecoolannishatk.]

Whats a simp ???

[@FreshBeatGamer]

@Bliz Gaming I mean he did help her out a lil one day i was in the grocery store and we were done so my mom was finna checkout n shiit n while the cash register lady was checking the items she didnt put the food in the plastic bag n the bag person yk the person who's in charge of putting stuff in the bag she was busy with someone else so me being gentleman ya feel me i did it for her n istg i put it on my life this gurl wouldnt stop staring at me sexually the whole time bru she was lowkey feelin me frfr n this a true story ian cappin if it was a fake story it wouldnt be this long so after i caiught her staring me then i left the store with my mom then the next i got her number and i drove to her crib cuz she invited n shit she said thank u for bagging the products me n i said no problem gurl its just me helping out n shii then we got high then went into her room n yk wat happened next so yea that was an difference between being a gentleman and SIMPING cuz ion simp bruh ion get bother by a girls feeling u feel me i focus improving myself and getting money the bitxhes jus feeling me n chasing bcuz of it n im only 16

[@WarriorKM35]

thecoolan NishatK. A person that overvalues a woman and constantly tries to seek her approval

[@veryrealdrdog]

thecoolan NishatK. An annoying man who seeks attention by making himself a slave

[@veerm4n97]

@@thecoolannishatk. someone who puts the hoes before bros

[@bludept]

Even though he a simp u can’t lie the books are still entertaining

[@keepinitlow]

They sure are

[@omar_1880]

According to timeworks, (he’s a youtber) simp means oyster. Oyster has pearl inside it. Pearl is valuable. So this guy is basically calling Greg valuable.

[@artpolihronaki7292]

Yep

[@tylerr5213]

Yep

[@chickenorvickys7267]

That's true

[@jeffersonochoa1860]

Greg(book version) "Virgin" vs. Greg(movie version) "Chad"

[@Tier1Quessy]

"When's the last time you've seen Greg hang out with someone other than my boy Rowley" *Well in the first book he hung out with Freggly*

[@hamedalzarooni442]

And the 6th book

[@itstylertime2766]

Chirag Gupta: am I a joke to you?

[@patrickdixon7202]

Fregley*

[@newschooler720]

That One Idiot that's his brother not his friend lol

[@patrickdixon7202]

@That One Idiot true

[@peterbombeater3122]

Entire world: We send our simpathies to the people who have caught the coronavirus. Greg Heffley: You know, I'm the one who released the Virus.

[@candydream16]

Greg logic

[@andreiselaru4374]

Heh SPIMPathy

[@ilijansmokovski]

simbathy

[@SarimFaruque]

The virus is the Cheese Touch

[@thescarvedinsect]

You meanie!

[@Jesula03MSP]

Bru when you started roasting him about his face i started DYINGGF

[@DaNDmsIsgfP24S]

1st reply

[@Believ3_in_beli3v3]

2nd reply

[@The10plus9kidReal-nd9sy]

3rd reply

[@SMILExl7]

4th reply

[@nerfgunguy4575]

5th reply

[@sythlikesfrogs]

Greg's dad: *Checks Greg's search history* Computer History: *Belle Delphine ASMR Compilation* Dad: Sh*t

[@kylelandicho]

1000 subs for kermit the frog's happiness underrated but funny af xDD

[@bigasianadam_9350]

Or : How To Get A Girfriend

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

NO DIALOGUES

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

what is that? Mommy won't let me see it. Greg told me about it. I asked mommy "can i see it?" mommy said no or else punishment. cry i =wqsadyuhj3egwhqsdaew3

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

**begins to beat the shit out of greg**

[@JT-un4oz]

He’s actually number 2 on the simp list. Remember that Thanos killed half of the universe just for a girl to like him..

[@VladDracula_Tepes]

And he still got Cucked by Deadpool, ouch

[@kultmula]

“this dude has no drip whatsoever” lmfaooo

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

I watched that part of the video as I was reading this comment XD

[@kidd595]

{DDLC} Model same wtf?

[@Nalyd_D]

{DDLC} Model same

[@IronBlaze77]

PostMan “I swear it’s the Supreme shirt, the logo just fell off!” 😂

[@sean2855]

{DDLC} Model same

[@IllIlIllIIlIlllIllIlI]

1980: I bet there will be flying cars in the future 2020: why Greg is a simp

[@thelssjbroly9873]

Lol😂😂😂

[@JeromeProductions]

Max the Duck12 Hahaha

[@thornedcannon4474]

not funny

[@IllIlIllIIlIlllIllIlI]

@@thornedcannon4474 don't care

[@blick80spxz]

ThornedCannon44 oh come on

[@Nic_2751]

The SIMPsons

[@vve2059]

Aren't we all

[@pmc614]

Imma call yall Homer, Cause you a *SIMP* ,son!

[@Jackrabbit7]

Funny thing is Homers not a simp

[@charmander6992]

The SIMPleys

[@trdev2013]

Simpson - House origin name - Son of Simps

[@magnetoonproductions9541]

Lemme remind you that Greg was also based on Jeff Kinney himself.

[@tonifcbarca]

Ikr, that makes it even worse thinking about thay

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

oof

[@tonifcbarca]

@@csokopsglazersout7447 omg man United fan?

[@rowleyjefferson4900]

No its based on greg. Jeff kinney is that bully in my old school.

[@mitchfletcher2386]

More like an exaggerated version of his worse traits.

[@GamerB2022LikesTugs]

Well, Greg is kind of like every kid I know so everyone sucks.

[@hammy6968]

Damn

[@thoseweirdkidsatschool4408]

Rowley Jefferson your an awesome friendly kid

[@alpacawithouthat987]

This is why I prefer the movie Greg. In the movies he learns his lesson and starts to treat Rowley and everyone around him better

[@mrboerger1620]

Yeah actually Greg in the movies isn't a colassal dick

[@shyboss15x35]

@@mrboerger1620 but he learns from it unlike Greg in the books

[@mrboerger1620]

@@shyboss15x35 I was agreeing with him Greg in the dowk movies learns from his mistakes and isn't a dick

[@alexthibodeau979]

@@mrboerger1620 Greg is still kind of a dick imo, but it is more accidental by the third movie, like him accidentally calling the cops on Rowley's house. I still think that the little girl throwing his shorts was justified lol.

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

if you read the movie book (the diary of a wimpy kid book that explains everything about the movies) they were actually aware of Greg's shitty behavior

[@maxshapiro078]

When are people gonna realize that like 99% of characters in fictional media aimed at kids are “simps” because “guy endlessly pining for girl who will never like him back” is literally the most overused trope out there?

[@gagne6928]

MARIO SIMP XDD

[@epicguygamer]

Maxwell Shapiro simp detected

[@capgod40]

It’s true. That’s why so many guys grow up idolizing women even tho they ain’t shit

[@maxshapiro078]

@Ben Allen There's nothing inherently wrong with liking somebody and making an honest effort to win them over, but don't continue bending over backwards for that person if it becomes clear they don't feel the same way and never will. At some point you gotta cut your losses and move on. Take it from a guy who's been rejected by more girls than he can count on two hands.

[@whyyoumadsuckmydick4309]

@@maxshapiro078 if you've been rejected that many times then we shouldn't listen to you LMFAO

[@muddi900]

2000: 'Everyone I dislike is emo' 2010: 'Everyone I dislike is pretentious' 2020: 'Everyone I dislike is a simp'

[@gail4331]

Mia • I CAN RELATE

[@justatoaster7476]

2007*

[@adumbboy7613]

1960: ‘Everyone I dislike is communist’

[@mystiifi6806]

Leaffed facts

[@MassHystarix]

Everyone I dislike is a racist

[@easymoney2049]

Mans just flamed TF outta Greg’s outfit 😂😂😂

[@themandalorianranger588]

*”greg heffley is a simp.”* *every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.*

[@giuseppe1825]

you forgot something. *greg puts the milk in before the cereal*

[@a.q.2330]

Umm i put the cereals after the milk to know how much i want lol.

[@chriscollegia2901]

He once got confused limes for lemons.

[@thescarvedinsect]

The ONE TIME Manny getting upset was justified.

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

@@chriscollegia2901 didn't he just put the lemons in the water

[@ivoryzzyzx]

*psychopath noises*

[@garretturmym6332]

When the teacher asks you to write a book report

[@hannahbarquero2069]

Lmao this comment is underrated

[@vintagesportsgamesinhd2660]

I'm deaddddd

[@ruweydaama]

LMAOOOOO

[@matthew_natividad]

Funny enough my class didn’t allow this book for our reading program

[@esteban8471]

I remember that in one of the books, Greg fucked up, let Rowley take the fall, and *somehow* felt betrayed when Rowley exposed him. Later on in the book he outright states that Rowley was the one who betrayed him even though Greg was the real fuck up, as if he didn't willingly drag Rowley's name through the mud without a care in the world several dozen pages ago. He's not just a simp, he's an asshole.

[@benknowsit9155]

What book was that?

[@baccaismemebob2603]

BenKNOWSit ! Pretty sure it was the first one

[@baccaismemebob2603]

This is also why I like the films better he ends up less of an asshole (until the 4th one recasts everyone)

[@thebucketheadgaming]

2:36 Uh Oh Spaghetti-O earlobe *I'M DYING*

[@blepleb]

"uh oh spaghetti-o earlobe" IM DEAD😭😭😭

[@Natadangsa]

Bruv, i've read basically the entire Diary of a Wimpy Kid series since i was 13, and there is a LOT more things that proved thag Greg Heffley is a complete simp

[@glowhoo9226]

Nah Mordecai is still The king of simps. Greg never killed his best friend because of a girl and sniffed his crush’s sweater,

[@patrickdixon7202]

True

[@patrickdixon7202]

@@dabonem5317 who

[@jayvader9023]

@@patrickdixon7202 that one girl in the third wheel i think

[@ThomasSquared]

So we now have Finn the human, Mordecai, Kazuichi Soda, and Greg Heffley in the Simp Squad.

[@patrickdixon7202]

@@ThomasSquared not forgetting robin and Mario. But I don't think Greg is a simp

[@Halo_Mixx929]

2:03 The highest disrespect I've witnessed 😭

[@NAME-yg8sl]

He didn't have to do him like that tho😭

[@turkishundelightful5382]

"What are you, the Peashooter from Plants Vs Zombies?"

[@xero0nyte]

"fila dino stompers"

[@avoidvlux1469]

All you hear is finn and mordecai but you never hear about TEEN TITANS GO ROBIN

[@csokopsglazersout7447]

because no one has time for a shit show 😂😂

[@VladDracula_Tepes]

Alright To be fair, she did kiss him(even if it was just to learn english) besides, he really wants a single W

[@tylerb.gaming762]

0:39 you forgot Candace Flynn she was a big simp and she was a simp before simps existed

[@lollipopcorndog]

S to the I to the M to the P

[@Toohard315]

Squirrels In My Pants!!!

[@elgeneral5279]

Bruh, reading diary of a wimpy kid on the john? Truley a man of high culture... reading classical literature whilst emptying thy bowels *Kiss* *Smack* Exquisite!

[@TheFakeTeo]

This guy: “Greg is a SIMP” Me who watched Phineas and Ferb: “Greg is a *SqUiRrEl In My PaNtS* ”

[@leamonclaborn6807]

TheTreeYoshiAnimates yeah SIMP is from Phineas and Ferb

[@swoogie3754]

funny

[@southparkseason7episode119]

Facts.

[@yulhenderson2267]

S to the I to the M to the P

[@chriscollegia2901]

Well, Greg does have nuts in his pants

[@mayormilk]

“Uh-oh spaghetti-o earlobes” had me dying

[@sonasonayeah]

Greg is like Alinity: Everything morally wrong in a human being AND a simp.

[@lilgtBcG]

2:24😂😂 the logo just fell off

[@skey8809]

So in the nut shell he is egoistic and self-important kid. the most troublesome one huh？

[@OriginalKingRichTv]

Don’t you compare no simp to us narcissist. Simps are totally the OPPOSITE

[@antiantiderivative]

KingRichTv Nah, they’re the same. Appear overly nice to people above them, condescend to and belittle people below them.

[@precisism1804]

KingRichTv Nope, look it up. Greg Heffley was a full fledged sociopath and narcissist.

[@retroslick6275]

“I swear this is a supreme shirt the logo just fell off” 😭😭

[@rivaraptor4277]

What about Stan from South Park? That dude literally lives on simping on Wendy

[@JawbreakerJuice]

stan still an og tho

[@OiSugoi]

He had his moments. But he got out of his simp phase

[@musicman6555]

@The Oxymoron This could be argued against because Dipper wakes up in the second season and his rescue from simp hell is a major part of the story

[@suarez9108]

MusicMan 655 Remember the road trip episode though, he was still simping but he was trying to push past it, and in Mableland he rejected Wendy because he knew it was to go to be true. True character development

[@Masterchuh5]

RIVARAPTOR wasn’t Wendy stan’s girlfriend though?

[@yeetboi8319]

My guy insulting a book character on his clothes 👌 😂

[@sethsteiner1]

Panda from We Bear Bears is a simp who is slept on. Change my mind...

[@mackaylee2971]

Bruh this too good 😂😂

[@JawbreakerJuice]

Thanks. Consider subscribing for more

[@UrOwnPapi]

“No drip what so ever” 😂

[@doubleyou8794]

2010: Guy is nice to girl, "What a gentleman" 2020:Guy is nice to a girl, "What a simp, you LOSER"

[@shauryapatel1428]

It’s sad how 300,000 people saw this and this guy only has about 10 k subs, man people should actually sub to funny youtubers who make good content like him. I hope the person who made this video sees this, I subbed to you bro

[@MustacheCashStash125]

Greg : Defends girls from bully’s in kindergarten and tries to be funny with his lab partner Jawbreaker Juice : *S I M P*

[@lunaii.]

this is so underrated bruh you deserve at least 50k views lmao

[@jayy9029]

Legend say to this day Greg is still Simpin’ from Holly Hills

[@tonifcbarca]

Dont forget Heather Hills.

[@amorbambi]

OH hell naw 😭

[@Michael-cg5qn]

The best example of him simping is the third wheel

[@patrickdixon7202]

Like what he did to Abigail

[@freakyfusiondvd]

seriously tho lmao

[@VileHQ]

Every time I remember that I used to be so much like Greg in my early adolescence, I get happy knowing how much I've grown as a person, now being essentially the farthest thing from Greg there is

[@arlord_100]

2:12 my man is rocking the _____

[@briantran3530]

Your about to blow up bro. I just got this in my recommendations.

[@wyd_marco4107]

I'm not finna call anybody out too hard but like... Brock was the king of simps before the sun and moon show when he got married, which is not a simp moment

[@mywayfernandez8704]

Then mordecai happened.

[@amiibopimp852]

Wait, Brock got married

[@wyd_marco4107]

@@amiibopimp852 yeah

[@steeledcelestial2958]

your friend you forgot about bruh he got married? ;(

[@smokie2905]

Mordecia got more drip than this kid and he ain’t wearin any clothes

[@phantasmo1813]

Smokie bruh moment 100

[@veronica.853]

“Dang, and don’t get me started on your boring shirt dude.” The way he said it tho 😂 2:20

[@diegoluna3342]

At 1:30 I lowkey thought that was a butt drawing

[@cyrusq]

boi u dirty minded

[@GhandiOnCurry]

@@cyrusq thats not dirty he was traumatized by double down

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

“It’s about this dude named Greg being a jealous loser.” Yep, that’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid in a nutshell.

[@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT]

The 4 Horsemen’s of Simps: - Mordecai - Greg - Finn - Johnny Bravo (I cant think of anybody else, sooo close enough?)

[@xylia6031]

wait idk how to word it because Johnny Bravo simps (action) but isn't a simp (adjective), yk. Like playing sports even though you're not an athlete. maybe i think like that bc simps at least respect women while Johnny just..doesn't..

[@Robert___98]

Johnny Bravo ain't a simp, he's just way too interested lmao

[@calm1686]

timmy turner or dipper ig

[@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT]

@@calm1686 true

[@IanTheMotorsportsMan_YT]

@@xylia6031 facts

[@tiger_man0656]

Who tf reads diary of a wimpy kid on the toilet

[@JSA-Studios]

TIGER_MAN 06 who reads anything on the toilet

[@user-yk6kx8kf8l]

Me

[@user-yk6kx8kf8l]

Me

[@user-yk6kx8kf8l]

Me

[@user-yk6kx8kf8l]

Me

[@foxgamingz]

When he described Greg’s face I started laughing so bad

[@kingroaster8608]

Holly Hills gave rowley a nice HAGS sentence (Have A Great Summer), and because Greg didn't get one, he literally insulted Holly using ROWLEY's handwriting and even forged his signature! and defends himself, saying that Holly was just lying to Rowley and is gonna use him, so Greg, as he quoted, did him a "favor". If I was in Greg's school, I'd make sure that boy gets bullied and befriend rowley, since Greg is a jerk

[@Evo4726]

Man is coming straight out of simpville

[@playboithouxan8592]

Dude really used the “pull up” beat in diary of a wimpy kid vid lmaoo

[@azh3383]

D F I was searching for the song and found it in my playlist

[@yourfemboyboyfriend813]

S.quarrel I.n M.y P.ants THE REAL SIMP MEANING

[@dexterjettster8875]

I think people are using that instead of acknowledging that they are simping.

[@glowingplutonium3345]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3a7dJiuqMt1ldE

[@syd743]

UwU Chan omg i just realized that too! phineas and ferb how could you 😔

[@battledroidcommander234]

Dexter Jettster you still alive? After all of clone wars things?

[@hydromite]

Ok, that profile picture is just not ok, to be completely honest

[@jmoneymaker96]

Well years back my friend said I act like greg heffley. Now I realize how bad that insult was. Let’s just say me and him haven’t been friends for awhile.

[@madisonrodriguez6502]

WHY AM I PISSING MYSELF THIS IS SO FUNNY FOR WHAT

[@Segadrome]

Alternate Title: JJ roasts Greg Heffley for about 3 minutes

[@rnspurgn3015]

This video should’ve been named “The Roast of Greg Heffley”

[@Tacrit1]

Video idea: *mario the “simp”*

[@hamedalzarooni442]

"Mario is Mental Part 2"

[@raysheyo2809]

Time to burn all the dairy of a wimpy books i have

[@reedified6514]

Dude reading hard luck on the toilet brings back so many flashbacks

[@alisagalkina4581]

1:12 uh he hang out with Fregly

[@ecombs-hollins7044]

And Chirag

[@drizzle4220]

They aren’t really his friends tho

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

*Greg likes girls* "SIIIMMMMMMMPPPPPPP!"

[@chrissyl.c7696]

I just came across your channel just by watching simp compilation and the way you roasted his ass 😂😂 You just got a subscriber. Keep up the awesome work!

[@JawbreakerJuice]

thanks!

[@OriginalKingRichTv]

YO SAME. The mordecai compliation?

[@Asalleme07]

I just found this on my recommended and saw a random video named “how jawbreakers are made”

[@rkenzo17]

Man said he has no drip that killed me 🤣🤣

[@NicolaiMendoza]

0:22 IM WHEEZING😂

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

Chad Rowley: *be getting his wick dipped and sliding into his girl* Greg Simp-ly: "REEEEEE!"

[@jesus3721]

Jawbreaker:when the last time you seen Greg hanging out other than my boy Rowley Me: I remember that Indian kid

[@j.i.o.2858]

You know for a narcissist the way greg draws himself in his diaries is dull asf

[@syabongaphila1841]

0:26 , that pull up instrumental fye 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@maxalain9948]

Greg is just a typical teen sociopath. No empathy at all

[@King_Jingle]

the biggest simp is hal from megamind think about it though he destroyed half luh city all because shorty rejected him

[@maxjohnson6502]

Nah he's a simp turned incel

[@mesharrogers6392]

I feel like he has a better and more likeable character in the movies since he has a character arc of growing from his shit personality in the beginning. Brown table did an analysis on the trilogy that I recommend

[@MrBmac-md2rv]

When you said that Greg looked liked the Peashooter, I DIED😂😂😂

[@daycaredropout]

The funny thing is that this came out on Jeff Kinney's birthday who is the author of DOAWK.

[@IzzetRight]

First time watching a video under 500 views. Hopefully, it doesn't stay this way for long. This video was great.

[@rememberme3156]

I swear that the poster in the middle reminds me of Metallica’s logo

[@JawbreakerJuice]

its lil uzi vert but he was inspired by metallica

[@thatguybob6088]

Don't forget Simp Legend, Peter Parker from Sam Raimi Trilogy

[@captainfar25]

just realized that jawbreakers character also has an "uh oh spagettio" earlobe and three pencil strokes for the top of his hat

[@aquarblxyt2514]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: My last three brain cells during a test:

[@Magi_H2U]

Tbh, this is probably just simp tendencies at best for Greg compared to Mordecai & Obito Uchiha (both are legit simps obviously), and maybe Morty (well actually, he kind of has an excuse out of this since he's a young teen and all & Rick sometimes screws him over in certain situations which leads to that, so simp tendencies at best if we only focus on the negatives).

[@gruntssss]

People are now calling random cartoon characters simp when someone found out a word

[@hugebuffman3619]

We're only now discovering

[@patrickdixon7202]

Yeah

[@deprecated8036]

2:44 So you do know about Sonic CD! It's a weird yet great game in the franchise

[@rainbowcat6484]

this should be "jawbreaker juice roasting greg heffley for 2 minuets straight" XD