Greg Warren | The Salesman (Full Comedy Special)

[@stevenmoore3480]

Got me in the first few sentences "If there's an important document, I don't have it"... knew right then I was going to be a fan.

[@mobucks555]

Love his origin story. Dude came out of nowhere and did stand-up like he'd been a 30 year veteran.

[@johnmininger7472]

I wasn't even watching, this just came on YT while I was doing something else but I listened ... when he said, "I also don't have the declaration of independence", I laughed so loud I scared my dog. Stopped what I was doing and sat down to watch. Very funny stuff.

[@drumbumm47]

Why? It just reminded yourself of your self? So you then liked it? "I also do that.. wow that makes it hilarious that someone else does things like me"

[@johnmininger7472]

@drumbumm47 - Are you being serious? That's how a lot of stand-up comedy works. It's funny, in part, because it's relatable.

[@skeptic4031]

It takes a special talent to be so damn funny for so long without a single curse word or sex references at all. This guy is a certified GENIUS. Give this man a Netflix special !! Preferably a whole series !!

[@Adrianfairlight]

This guy definitely deserves a Netflix special !! Love him !!!

[@mercurygirl6897]

Netflix 👹☠️👹🎥🎬📺👹💀👹 Doesn’t deserve him!!! He’s too good!!

[@smf2072]

yeeeeeeeeeeah.......i don't know about all that.....

[@BSKI05]

@netflix_thereal1 There you go! I tagged them

[@JaniceMcGill-r6v]

It is January 5 and I started watching him a few days ago and I keep going back and re-watching and re-watching. He has really helped me out I’m 71 years old and I lost my 77-year-old sister on New Year’s evening at 7 o’clock at night so-not a good day all around really bad, watching this guy he makes me laugh sooo much has really made me feel a bit better

[@LeonardMetts-i7e]

He's hilarious, and prayers for you to continue finding comfort in the things in life that brings you joy

[@rickduque5799]

So sorry for your loss, that's difficult to bear. Glad you could find some relief with your grief. Laughter is the best medicine.

[@TheSapphireSprit]

I’m so glad that you’re getting some relief for your pain. Keep laughing! Biggest of hugs!

[@mercurygirl6897]

Prayers for comfort and for laughter to lift you! 🤍🙏🏼

[@ninajo33]

I'm 71 today...Just found this guy by accident..haven't made it thru once yet, but read your comment and just wanted to let you know it will get better, it did for me and comedy like this is the best medicine for sure. Take great care, pray and keep laughing.. It WORKS ..I do not work any more, almost wish I still ....no, glad I'm still here but working is behind me...I'm just hoping I can keep walking without 🌠 falling down or asleep... Gotta go remember what I was doing.. Take care, Nina Jo

[@MrGMT1992]

I cant beleive this isnt on netflix. A full hour of clean comedy that is actually really funny. Thats rare. Very rare. Good for you man. This was fantastic.

[@zenleeparadise]

Why do you care if comedy is clean or not?

[@simplethings1363]

If you're into clean standup comedy, DryBar, is a good channel for it.

[@derekmadge]

For me - if it's funny, it's funny. Offensive language is intended to be offensive and it doesn't make unfunny, funny.

[@MrGMT1992]

I don't care Itnat he is clean. If you are a fan of the art form it is very well known to be " clean " not swear. Is a very difficult thing to do. Most comedians will give the tip of the cap to a comedian who can do it. It's a compliment.

[@MrGMT1992]

@@derekmadge yes I 100% agree. I'm not sure if what I said is landing the wrong way. I hadn't heard of this guy before watching and was just impressed. Very brian Regan type. He was great.

[@sammiwickey4547]

OMG Greg Warren is absolutely hilarious!! 💗💗🤣🤣🤣 " I also don't have the Declaration of Independence"! ...Freaking priceless!! Love him!!

[@donnacastillo5992]

Right??? He and I are leaving parallel, lives in regards to lost paperwork … hilarious

[@LastChanceFossil]

No idea who this bloke was. Thank you youtube algorithms for bringing me this special 🎉

[@iowegian7496]

I watch Dry bar comedy, he's featured there alot. Funny guy.

[@MandellSupreme]

Fr💯

[@ElderDrazi]

The best quality about this comedian is that he fully embraces being totally silly but with a level of confidence that many stand ups dont have through serious bits.

[@mazdarex7]

Well said. He's unique

[@billsimmons2858]

I love when comedians actually have some life experience to bring into their comedy. His stories had an extra kick to them because they came from real world living. This was fantastic, and I’m looking forward to hearing more from Greg Warren.

[@HelenZahara-iz3ob]

Agreed 👍! SO good!! 😆

[@ColbyC711]

@billsimmons2858: Yes Sir! Greg Warren is great. Keep looking for his unique brand of comedy.

[@paulhutchison815]

I can verify that he is using his real-world experience in his act. I've known him since high school. His dad was my wrestling coach, too.

[@Zorbino88]

@@paulhutchison815 I was hoping that was all true. I just watched it tonight and was telling my mom about the New York Italian boss he had and his advice before and after the job, and she was laughing her butt off 🤣

[@StopStalkingUs]

One of the best comedians to date.... A fan for life!

[@racheltortilla8631]

Greg had me laughing about peanut butter for an hour. This man's a genius 😂

[@TheLindadb]

Bob Newhart sent a message : wants back his eyes 👀🤣

[@randysquires8362]

He made these jokes up in a 'jif'...

[@gobenade]

35 minutes worth of peanut butter material is wild. Hes hitting a niche no one knew existed.

[@cedarpoplar]

🤣

[@simplethings1363]

But it's a subject that touches all of us.

[@mannequinskywalker]

Just starting to watch now, but this comment makes me think of Gary Gulman's material

[@ETBComedy]

Pure genius

[@HelenZahara-iz3ob]

Right? Amazing 🤩

[@christelesco2276]

I watch A LOT of stand up and this guy is definitely one of the best.

[@riandraegon556]

I’m still singing “Fish Sandwich”. Love this guy.

[@simmiedavissimmiesings8185]

Me too!😂

[@1972TJJ]

😂😂😂😂

[@Metal.mike89]

All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich!!!

[@sachagilley2315]

I have two cats - Bean Picker Jr. And Fish Sandwich

[@Jah_shewa_Atom]

I've watched all of his specials and Netflix definitely should give this guy a 1 hr special.

[@crouhuir]

Netflix specials are shit because they tell you how it goes and you don’t earn that much

[@wakenow1]

​@@crouhuirMarc Randolph Bernays founded netflix. His great uncle was Edward Bernays, the greatest propagandists to exist. He got women to smoke cigarettes and he invented the bacon and eggs breakfast. Also they are closely related to Sigmund Freud ... enjoy your programming!!!!!

[@DragonSlayerRob]

You’re right. First time seeing him and I’m a TOUGH critic, this guy is GOOD.

[@malkriss]

A 5 hr special lol

[@magasaurus7210]

He’s too good for Netflix

[@dkindle80]

Greg Warren is another way way underrated comedians! He absolutely is crushing this comedy special

[@thesouringgentleman]

Just like Dane Cook!

[@batemanpaul]

How is he underrated? His jokes are lame and the delivery isn't funny neither. Stupid comedy for stupid people I guess. Long live America!😂

[@spacekadebt1641]

this guy is gold! made me chuckle after a terrible day. thank you

[@AndrewJaws]

That sucks that your day sucked!

[@brucelarsen6650]

I had to pause this to go stand nekkid in front of the refrigerator and eat "an entire barnyard animal". I used to consider that 15 watt light bulb as "a single guy's romantic meal lighting", now I just feel like someone is watching me. Him. That weirds me out.

[@rickthorn6522]

I usually just smile when I hear stand up comics, but Greg Warren had me laughing out loud at 4:40 a.m.

[@mikeestes9867]

He had me laughing at 4:20 am!!!

[@susie115]

Omg, Greg you had me laughing so hard right before I'm trying to go to sleep! Everybody should watch you instead of the news. It would be a much happier world

[@anaderol5408]

This guy is brilliant - many comedians are good but rarely do I find one that makes me literally laugh out loud.....AND repeatedly. Great talent.

[@wendynothaft9277]

I Love , Love, Love this guy. Good clean humor n he is hilarious. Good stuff!🙃♥️

[@josephupchurch7138]

Been following Greg since I first heard him on Bob & Tom many moons ago. Love the fact he doesn't swear on stage and STILL kills. Long live Greg Warren! 🤘

[@timothyfloogle]

Flute man Greg

[@tiathesimpgod]

This guy is unbelievably funny it’s like he was just telling stories at a cook out, like it wasn’t a written set at all. RARE!

[@ChubbyUnicorn]

More Greg Warren please!!! He knock it out of the park every minute!

[@tarae5380]

I absolutely love comedian Greg Warren. And he does not cuss and he is totally super funny. Thank you.

[@Paul-b5i3m]

I very seldom, if ever watch an hour, long special of anything twice much less three or four times. The positive chemicals you released into my bloodstream with all the laughing I did had a direct positive impact on my health… Even more than peanut butter‼️‼️‼️ Ok, I said it! Your nonstop laughter without every other word, being a swearword or a sexual innuendo delivered in spades Greg. ♠️ You’re AWESOME‼️♦️❤️ Keep delivering your type of comedy. ❤🎉😂 for the rest of your existence. THANKS‼️ (and yes, I do have a jar of Jiff peanut butter in my kitchen cabinet. ❤️ (PS I hope you have as much fun watching us laugh, as you do making us laugh.) Best wishes always‼️

[@Turd_Ferguson666]

My girlfriend is currently grocery shopping and just texted me a photo of a bin of Peter Pan Honey Roasted with a "Buy one, get one FREE!" sign above it and she just wrote "I guess everyone found out about the bees".

[@matthewwarburton4526]

If you asked me to recommend a special off the top of my head, I’d pick this every time.

[@langman1667]

My first time hearing Greg Warren and I loved every single minute of his commentary. I am a new fan!

[@helenanderson2065]

Greg Warren is always hilarious. Loved this show!

[@jaytimothy3645]

I agree he's hilarious always

[@cedarpoplar]

​. He reminds me of being young, a kid having a conversation with his childhood friends.

[@magnetsoldiercephas331]

I’m back again and can’t wait for the laughs. This is one of those I can watch multiple times.

[@codywilliamson4903]

I legitimately laughed more while watching this than any other stand-up video on KZbin. Had me rolling.

[@brianleal87]

I've NEVER laughed so hard over a skit about peanut butter 😂

[@dansizemore6890]

Greg is just as funny as Jim Gaffigan. His delivery is fantastic! Definitely will go see him perform live.

[@mazdarex7]

Nice comparison to Gaffigan. Fresher to me

[@katecole6237]

I love this guy. His delivery is gold.

[@tamedshrew235]

My first time watching Greg Warren- I want more!!!😂

[@theresapace7737]

He has a bunch of specials on youtube❤

[@ShortCircuit05445]

@tamedshrew235 you should watch his special on drybar,pretty hilarious there too dude is natural 😄 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂and will get your ribs hurting😊.

[@natet5959]

He's the best observational comic out there today and that's saying a lot.

[@MusicalJackknife]

NOT ONLY had I literally just started making a Jif and Nutella rollup when you started the peanut butter jokes, I was ALSO a homeschooler who went off the Jif deep end after growing up on homemade peanut butter. I'm on ny own now but my family STILL buys huge boxes of peanuts and puts them through a juicer.

[@JoanBrown-tf6dr]

My husband and I absolutely Adore you everyone we share this video with loves you. Blessings

[@GregWarren]

Thank you.

[@MadDragon75]

I wish I had a friend like Freddie. Talk about brutal honesty. 😂

[@charleskelley6257]

Greg Warren is hilarious! Listening to his special definitely made this crappy day better. A comic who doesn't have to go blue to be funny. That takes a lot of skill, insight and timing. A true master of his craft.

[@sachagilley2315]

Greg, i did it. My two cats - they are named Bean Picker Jr. And Fish Sandwich. I love your comedy SO MUCH. You are, hands down, my favorite comedian. Thank you so much for your comedy.

[@kathyyoung1774]

🤣😆😂👍

[@juliemiller9760]

Oh my gosh...I'm so glad that I read a few comments. Greg Warren is SO MUCH FUN!!! "I came here for a meal...not to strengthen my core."

[@susanzeidler3960]

Loved this!! Hysterical! An intelligent comedian. He doesn't need the f-bomb to be funny.

[@dondrews]

Heard the "flute-man" on Bob n Tom 20 years ago; he still kills it. Clean, with style, grace, and timing, his voice is a beacon of hope in a world gone...just gone. Thank you, "Flute-man-Greg!"

[@ColbyC711]

Greg Warren continues to be my favorite comedian. Imo truly classic material.

[@Thatgurlkassixoxo]

3 minutes in I knew this was going to be SOLID GOLD and I love being right.

[@ktbaby5237]

don't we all 😅

[@TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner]

So good! Refreshing seeing someone who is just genuinely freaking hilarious without needing to be "shocking" to be "funny". He's actually really damn good.

[@jimslim4227]

The entire peanut butter bit kept getting better, i was laughing the whole time.

[@car0lineadams108]

Laughed my socks off for this. Reading between the lines makes it more funnier. Excellent presentation 😂😂🎉❤

[@nachoenemy]

Lol I am missing one so far. Only 3 minutes in....so long right sick!

[@EC-ol8nz]

His rant build ups are great!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@80HD8]

Greg is the kind of guy who'd be a blast to hang out with at a bar or a club or anywhere they sell peanut butter.

[@lukequigley121]

Just had a buzzed out flash,-come up with a bar snack using Jif PB.. Something that goes well w/ beer , spirits , soda, mixers , tonic / club soda's..Easy finger food.. I'm on it

[@rebeccachamberlain6318]

A great comedian. Straight-faced, straight-forward, surprising angles on ordinary life. Loved him. I'm addicted to good standup. Shared the link and will watch again.

[@SusanBerglund]

This guy is truly funny!❤

[@mikimauski]

I'm a housekeeper and can't stop laughing while listening with earbuds during my shift ..... And the people are home 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they think I'm losing it. Never laughed so much during one person's show 💪✨💕 kudos!!

[@nickh1182]

Perfect act, just brilliant. Instant fan. Thanks for posting.

[@BecamePneuma]

Absolutely amazing. Bravo good sir 👏🏼

[@overrooftops]

Never heard of Greg until this performance. He was funny right out of the gate. I couldn't stop laughing. His deadpan delivery has you hang onto his every word, then he nails you with a punchline! I like the "Do you have your birth certificate? My birth certificate? I'm 54 years old. And I don't have a copy of the Declaration of Independence either!" 😂

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

I've watched this special about a dozen times now since its first upload. But when it shows up in my recommended, I still click! Because he's that funny. Keep it up Greg!

[@1972TJJ]

This is my third time watching this and I still laugh out loud every time. I love him.

[@bengoldman4595]

Stumbled on this by accident, never heard of him. Killer performance! Toured with Nikki and produced by Nate, he’s in good company. I’m in

[@kevincook4354]

This guy is absolutely stellar. His backstory, delivery, cadence, and his intellect really shines. I absolutely love how he uses the story to leave us absolutely rolling over. He should have his own show.

[@echeaz]

Finally, a wholesome comedian!! My face is sore from all the laughs!!

[@tichu7]

I watched this one first, then sought out a bunch of Greg's other stuff. No overlap of material. I very much enjoyed it.

[@KkBo15]

He is absolutely hysterical. I've seen alot of what he's done, he makes me laugh everytime, hard!

[@maccoll3644]

This is outstanding comedy, original and packed with laugh out loud, clean material!

[@austintheman1123]

Impeccable timing. He makes a Completely normal not funny sentence hilarious with his timing love it!

[@vincedibona4687]

Two great callbacks at the end. Greg Warren has been making me laugh for 20+ years now! Thanks, man.

[@88rose1]

I really appreciate Greg Warrens comedy!

[@KathyBGood]

he's got such a gift of humor. his tribute to his mom in the credits at the end always get me.

[@MrPrintman1]

Genuinely hilarious. Must see more of his stuff

[@EndlessBatterySolutions]

I listened to this whole special 7 times this week. KZbin has it set to play next, and each time I go to change it I’m laughing too hard and let it play out. 😂

[@bigl6322]

“She sounds like a $12 copay, I can afford this “….. 😂 that’s some funny shit, right there!!

[@erichbecker3109]

Watched Greg Warren for several years now, just keeps getting better and better. This special is fantastic, also the fact he is a clean comic and this killer is amazing. Looks like he can take little peanut premises and turn them into smooth peanut butter! JIF peanut butter not that Skippy saw dust....

[@graciejones9480]

One of the best stand up I have seen in a long time. I have watched this so many times! Keep them coming Greg and I will watch for you if you are ever in Colorado or Arizona, would love to see you live. I am starting to enjoy the clean comics so much more! Keep going!😂

[@Aspectus]

This guy is fantastic. He has a great delivery.

[@anitastrother1324]

I love all your routines, but this is my favorite! I watch all of them over and over. I watched this one last night and I'm watching again right now. You are amazing and always funny! Love watching you!!!

[@t1328]

This came up on my feed today. He is hilarious.

[@UldisBiz]

Very rare comedic talent. I watched it twice. Thank you.

[@APL6526]

Seriously how have I NOT heard him before - he’s AWESOME!!

[@paolati74]

“Greg, what are you doing, man! You’re walking around with a soup starter kit on your feet!!”. Love him!

[@yarasub]

Type 2 goo for diabetics, I like that idea! The whole peanut stuff is hilarious.😊

[@nickthorne5872]

This is fantastic! I will say this, I have a bit of a weird problem. I love watching standup comedy. It is comfort content for me, often on in the background while i do tasks. And even more specificly, i have my own select few comfort comedians, the ones that i will always gravitate towards and watch all of their specials multiple times. They are amongst the most famous ones, and I unfortunately have a hard time trusting comedians who I've never heard of with my time. Greg here is one of those gem unknown comedians for me that I would've regretted not clicking on. Easily stands up with the best of them. And most importanly, he has his own voice, his own established style and flavor. Excellent job, Greg!! You are a funny guy! You made me laugh at toilet paper and peanut butter... Skills!! I realize the above statement sounds like gross first world bullshit. Like, *said in snobby rich guy voice* - "Eeeexxcellent. Bravo good sir. Your comedic flare has been proven worthy of providing entertainment pleasure to the most prestigious of individuals such as myself. MmYesss. Indeeeed." 🤣 I guess we are all a bit "choosey" in that regard. With that aside, I guess I am trying to say, I am a fan!

[@craftychick48]

He's hilarious.

[@MedikatedMyndz]

Never heard this guy before but maaann it's gonna be a good day! Cracking me up this morning

[@wakenow1]

Check out his special " where the field corn grows" it's just as side splitting.

[@MedikatedMyndz]

@@wakenow1 Thank you! I'll check that out now

[@wakenow1]

@@MedikatedMyndz no problem. My whole family enjoys Greg , dusty slay, Nate bargatze, and Aaron Webber because they are absolutely hilarious but clean for the whole family. If you want something a little more vulgar, delve into the world of Joe list and mark Normand.

[@havecourageandbekind9605]

Greg Warren... every second was worth my time👏👏👏❤

[@meganrichardson8555]

I love the delivery and voices. 😂 He's the funniest comedian to me currently. How much does he need to make more specials? 😊

[@Hughmanity80]

Pure genius. He said everything we have all ever went through. Very associative. A smart comic who did great work. Rock on bro..

[@crockey27]

Just saw Greg live last night with my wife and kids. Amazing show. All new material and he just keeps getting better.

[@alishaygan9844]

HILARIOUS GUY!!! Thank you. Can’t tell you how much I needed to laugh.

[@AsiaOfTheMultiverse]

Greg, you are comedy gold! I'm so happy to have discovered you on WMBD a few months back. I eagerly keep looking out for more of your material. Congrats on all your success and may you have lots more! 💛

[@MrChristopherMcInnis]

This was truly hysterical! 😂😂😂

[@manglermalachi]

Greg, your talents are God given and you use them well. And I love how you honor your long time friend (and mentor?) Freddie. Thank you so much for making me and so many others laugh out loud. Please continue!

[@jennifermizrahi98]

Funny! Impecable timing.

[@Tiff72]

Over 1 million views!! Congratulations @grockwarren!! This is still one of my favorite specials!! I lost count of how many times I've watched this and passed it along to others!! Way to go!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@PjackM92]

Dude rules. Absolutely funny 😂

[@compassioncampaigner728]

OK This is a genuine gem. 2nd time it popped up on my Y Tube.......a year or so after I heard it the 1st time. Listened to it all over again. Why ? ....he doesn't giggle or smile at his own matetial during the performance ......the writing is impressively creative ----- not easy to do----peanut butter? Who makes that funny ? And to range over to really diffetent topics and then successfully and effortlessly return to...peanut butter. Story telling talent reminiscent of the legendary Jean Shepherd. ......he doesn't use dramatization or examples of the funny line he just delivered ....he doesn't mention or reference the joke he just delivered to the audience - " took you a moment to get that joke" is an example Next level sophistication of humor. Respect.

[@robertsantiagonc]

This guy is hilarious!!! Fantastic timing, delivery, and content!

[@marysalz1497]

Saw his show a few months ago on KZbin and found him hysterical! Today I saw one from 15 years ago. Then this popped up tonight and he’s only improved over the years. I hope he keeps going.

[@Syl-Vee]

This guy is brilliant. Pretty much did a one hour riff.