Greg Fitzsimmons | You Know Me (Full Stand Up Comedy Special)

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks for the support for the special! Come see the new hour this fall in these cities - tix at FITZDOG.COM! Sept 21: Monserate Winery (Temecula, CA) Sept 25: The North Pole Alehouse (North Pole, AK) Sept 26: The Spur (Fairbanks, AK) Sept 27-28: Alaska Centennial Center (Fairbanks, AK) Oct 10-12: Bricktown Comedy Club (Tulsa, OK) Nov 14-16: Tacoma Comedy Club (Tacoma, WA) Dec 5-7: Punch Line (San Francisco, CA)

[@QuinceyRAWBiRD]

Here because Andrew’s Whiskey Ginger Podcast!!‼️ But stayed because this Man is an excellent comedian and genuine human! ‼️great special sir! 8 years in the process! Thank you!🙏🏻

[@klausegill2677]

Come to Toronto please! Yer no Bill Burr, but at least my girl and I will be able to afford the tickets!

[@Gotit4thaaL0]

Come back to Missouri!

[@Loxmaster]

Come to Tel Aviv Israel! Louie was here not that long ago 😅

[@Structual101]

Better than joes special, WAY BETTER

[@arishaffir]

I like his chances!

[@Billy.Matson]

Here for this comment.

[@titttyyysamich7794]

This was better than Jew

[@RP-ue9wy]

Bahahahahh

[@jd-the-red3026]

Not bad for a Gentile right?

[@jillrieder6549]

Ari’s response to this story on You Be Trippin’ was PURE GOLD 😂❤

[@moralhazard1]

The term underrated is thrown around a lot! But Greg is a 100% underrated comedian!!!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Just being rated is the key- Thanks

[@ankitdixit6073]

Underrated is the new cool

[@shaunpaulus1381]

Ya X-rated cuz you fucking us up😂😂😂​@@GregFitzsimmonsComedy

[@TravelingCouple-j4x]

My wife rates him #1. I feel like a cuc(k) while we are watching together, but it's so good I can't stop.

[@DrAndreataNevitt]

100% is thrown around too much

[@hner33]

The fact that this is free is unreal! Thank you, king! What a special

[@markpalmercomedy]

Where are the bodies Greg?

[@MM-iw8qc]

You Be Trilppin’ got me here! Thanks Ari.

[@TravisJDow]

same

[@DemocracyJones]

I like my chances lol

[@andren8788]

​@@DemocracyJones 😮😅😂

[@ricohedges]

Same

[@youbetrippinpod]

Same

[@shaharperez5107]

It's the best special i saw this year

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

Why are giving him money though? He’s doing fine. Save your hard earned money😂😂

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

Why are giving him money though? He’s doing fine. Save your hard earned money😂😂

[@arishaffir]

Nice! People like you keep supporting independent specials, we can keep shelling out the money to make them. You're a good man!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thank you for your support!

[@jesserichard587]

@@Just.A.T-Rexso they keep putting out more specials.

[@Redwood203]

Was there live in Austin with my wife, we were in pain from laughing so hard. Greg is and always has been a killer. And my wife said it was her favorite hour of standup she’s ever seen. She’s not a standup rookie either. Keep up the great work Greg! You’re the best!

[@lynettesideris1983]

We’re you guys the good looking couple in the front row 😅

[@jimlynch4336]

He is a beast!

[@Rainman701]

Great special Greg! Shout out to Sunday Papers!

[@k.c.simonsen2]

I’m 5 minutes in and this is already better than most the specials out right now WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN GREG

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Stop now! It’s all downhill

[@jamiestewart7327]

Glad you wrote so I didn't have to 👍🏽🤣

[@Burnie66]

I made it 3 and had to stop so I can watch with the ol ball an chain, she don't like me to have fun without her.

[@zootsoot2006]

You can't possibly mean it's better than Burn the Boats lol.

[@robbarcen3509]

I just saw him...

[@ScottysWildAdventures]

Thank you Fitz Dog for putting this out. Simple and solid comedy. You’re easily my top 3 favorite guest on Carolla and really enjoyed the special. Truly have not laughed out loud that hard in a while.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thank you!

[@jimlewis8782]

I know Greg from the nighttime meetup spot outside of Boston. It's a dark wooded area, our time together was short as he left rather abruptly when I tried to introduce him to my friend. Oh well, maybe next time.

[@BallerTWashington]

The deepest cut

[@RobertFBoggs]

Best comment!

[@kkoloian]

The brambles. Lol.

[@HeavyShowsNYC]

Are there even 6 people that get this? Love it 😂

[@csg420x]

Allllllmost got sucked, did ya?

[@SBb374]

Greg Fitzsimmons of Sunday Papers and Fitzdog Radio, one of the best comedians out there!

[@MrMacz28]

One of the Best specials I watched in along time!!! Greg is a legend!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks!

[@matthewd4743]

I met Greg in Calgary after he did an amazing show. He's such a solid comedian and a great guy. What a treat!

[@arishaffir]

Nice! Supporter of the dark arts

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks, Matthew!

[@sergiolua5889]

Wow 5 mins in and this man is top tier. I won’t say any names but there’s a lot of “bigger” comedian’s specials I’ve watched lately and I’ve laughed more in the first 5 mins of this special than the whole of these other guys. Hats off brother. Looking forward to catching you live someday

[@annielederman]

Yay!!! I cannnnnot wait!!!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks doll!

[@spotcenternanana-nanana2413]

Loved the special!

[@markrowland7617]

“Are there any DOCTORS in the house?” 😂😂😂

[@m0rtred]

FitzDog Radio, Sunday Papers, Joe Rogan, Harland Williams you name it ! The moment i see episode i haven't seen involving Greg Fitzsimmons i literally break my fingers to click and watch it as fast as possible, you're one of my favorites Greg and i wish there was more of you on the net so i won't have to go back and re-watch old episodes, but i do it anyways and i always laugh my a$$ off . I can't thank you enough for putting your special and hard work for free on KZbin ! Outstanding top-shelf comedy the way it should be done ! Congratulations i am really happy for you, you deserve so much more than a brand new car so just enjoy it and don't think twice !

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks so much!

[@user-sx1fg7lc3c]

Here from Your Mom's House. Knew instantly I would love this guy.

[@NYYPinstripes1]

GREG! This was a FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC special! Thank you so much for making this available for free for all of us who have been fans for YEARS!

[@syedn1226]

Thanks, Fitzdog, for the special and the podcasts over the years.

[@jayneblue2]

SUNDAY PAPERS in the HOUSE! 💥💥💥 If you're a true fan ❤ Give this killer special a re-watch for the laugh & the algorithm bump it deserves 👍

[@BlueCuracao.]

Newsies representing !

[@CHEERS_MATE.]

Damn right

[@pauljoseph8338]

I almost wish Gibbons could have joined Fitzdog for a bit. I love those two together!

[@pap0618]

TAKE IT EEASH!!!!!

[@RayMaslanka]

Take it eeash!

[@Blue.Escape]

This special is going to be a hell of a consolation for no Sunday Papers pod this weekend

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Catch you next week!

[@synthWizkid]

​@@GregFitzsimmonsComedy❤

[@Wookiesugar]

Great special. It's been great hearing you on all the podcasts this month.

[@justinlegercomedy1743]

I hope this gets millions of views hes a legend

[@tomcat0395]

Thanks, Greg! This was awesome! Heard about it on Carolla today - immediately put the podcast on hold and tuned in here. Take care brutha!

[@mtippy6845]

Irish ladies with red hair and green eyes also make MY heart sing Mr. Fitzsimmons.

[@m0rtred]

ginger lady with curly hair and freckles... 😵‍💫😵❤

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

The sweet lasses

[@alanfike]

The film The Quiet Man was made for you. A gentle John Wayne meets a headstrong Maureen O'Hara.

[@growing4fun]

I like those odds

[@CarlParisien]

As far as I’m concerned, this is the leader in the clubhouse for comedy special of the year.

[@PumpernickelPele]

💯

[@Space.Ventura]

@@CarlParisien %100 but i doubt it gets the recognition

[@kodyarocho4618]

Agreed

[@blueraspberryguy3318]

nah still Soder

[@Roxwins]

Better than Rogan’s for sure.

[@markforcellino409]

I've seen this guy around since for at least 20 years. This is real comedy. Refreshing to hear

[@D.Jr47]

I've looked forward to this special more than any I can remember!! This man murders!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Awesome! Thanks

[@h.e.pennypacker4728]

This may be the one ive looked forward to most since Ari's "Jew" special. High expectations coming into this one.

[@ibhar5942]

Thanks!

[@arishaffir]

Good man! Greg is too por if to say it but he spent all his money on this special and wasn't able to feed his daughters this week. This is going to buy him a new batch of gruel for the family.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thank you for keeping us fed!

[@StarChild.37]

​@arishaffir youre fkn great 😂

[@StarChild.37]

​@GregFitzsimmonsComedy youre cool too 😂

[@wurm87]

This special was brilliantly done!!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Appreciate you!

[@21kinggary]

Greg is a top tier comic. This is my favorite style of comedy! Very few comedy specials have this many laughs per minute. The kid thinking mommy is cool bit had me dead 😂

[@SanityCrusher111]

This guy is way better than 95% of comedians

[@jon3076]

99

[@Warren8675309]

good stuff

[@RossTanick]

I love Fitzdog Radio and Sunday Papers. Best podcasts out there.

[@sf1203]

No doubt about it.

[@TheCoyoteTail]

Tightest set of comedy I’ve watched all year

[@hollymartino7783]

Thanks! ❤😂

[@bisqueknife]

Ari sent me, i enjoyed the heck out of your travel stories to Ireland etc, thank you for the wonderful chuckles and thought provoking discussion. Can't wait for this special!

[@sticksandstones3277]

Same here

[@arishaffir]

Ari kinda sucks though

[@Filzzy]

​@@arishaffiryou damn right!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Awesome! Thank you!

[@chadpetzinger]

This man is SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!! Amazing stand-up hour... Greg is at the top of his game. When you're done with this, give Fitzdog Radio and Sunday Papers a podcast listen. This man is SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks for the love!

[@garrick7365]

Brilliant start to finish

[@mrjones33]

Awesome special! Hope as many people see this as Greg deserves…

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

I hope so too!

[@RickSanchez-hn1jt]

@@GregFitzsimmonsComedyhey man we all love you and the special is great 10/10 just change your KZbin profile picture you look like Billy corgan going through chemo

[@peterfowkes8727]

Greg is the best. This set is awesome, but this guy always delivers... I worked on a TV show with him, and on this show the head writer would tape up on the writers staff hallway all the jokes that they couldn't quite crack... one day I saw Greg show up to work and walking down the hallway, took out a pen and wrote down... punchline, punchline, punchline, punchline, punchline. And each one was a killer. A true joke ninja. The best. Congrats on the latest Greg.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Fowkes! You’re the best. Those were great horrible days

[@thatcrazyass]

This reads like that scene from Good Will Hunting lol

[@theLITEsnack]

@@GregFitzsimmonsComedyyo make with the Ellen stories

[@tobylester9615]

I have been waiting on this for over a year. It was even funnier than I expected. Well worth the wait!

[@basssix1]

Thank you Greg !! This was so much fun !

[@grantcrymes6127]

Looking forward to this. I’ve seen Greg live twice and was in tears both times.

[@snottypippen]

I know Greg from Stern, Fitzdog Radio, Sunday Papers and Childish. Lets go Fitzy!

[@BallerTWashington]

Great name

[@zacharyhickerson5391]

check out "tough crowd with colin quinn" with Fitzsimmons on it, pretty cool to see him in the early 2000s...or "The Green room w/ paul something" if he's on that, it'd be hilarious

[@joanncaribbeanfan4505]

You forgot VH1. I Love the 80s.

[@kevinjoyce4603]

Same here. Glad he finally did another special.

[@shrenitova]

Wow this special better than every Netflix comedy special of comedians that have huge followers

[@CannabisReviewTV]

agreed, my laugh cadence was constant lol

[@markpalmercomedy]

Where are the bodies Greg?

[@QuesoBandit]

Ari?

[@youtert]

"Oy was royped."

[@peterhoulahan128]

Really hilarious. The more you know about Greg Fitzsimmons, the more you like him. He's a master of the stage, just a funny, genuine dude. Support him and share this with your social media, like it, rate, it, let the world know! Good job, Grapefruit!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

That’s very sweet. Thank you

[@kristithompson8757]

Thank you!!! One of the greats.

[@turk_xl]

Wow! Amazing jokes man. The pace didn't leave me enough room to laugh endlessly lol 😆 much love Fitzy!!!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks!

[@LoieLush]

i grew up watching greg on chelsea handler and vh1 and rediscovered him during quarantine through sunday papers. thanks for allll the laughs, cant wait!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks for coming back to me!

[@RobertFBoggs]

My son and I are huge fans. We laughed our asses off! Great job, Greg. You killed!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Multigenerational viewing! Love it

[@andren8788]

Commenting for the algorithm. Can't wait. Happy for you grapefruit!😂😅

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

You're the best!

[@KyleSchwenn]

Fantastic. I'm going to watch it again immediately after the stream.

[@RandomStockApparel]

Excellent Grapefruit Simmons!

[@annielederman]

ITS PERFECT!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

You’re perfect girlfriend! That sounded pretty gay.

[@Steele_Power]

Fitz is a comedian's comedian. He's a working comic that has done thousands of gigs and it shows - delivers every time. This special is a perfect example. Worked his ass off and financially backed this on his own, this polished show delivers him at his best. AND, as always, he is back on the road and you won't hear a word of this as he has a full new hour of material. I listen to his various podcasts and have seen him live three times in Dallas area. Thanks for the laughs Fitzdog!

[@matthewmyrick6322]

This is the best comedy special to come out in years. I can’t get enough of Fitzdog!

[@aliciaandryanmaloney]

Papers every weekend, haven’t miss one. Looking forward to the special and seeing you with a crew at Denver Comedy Works on Thursday.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Cu there!

[@Tech-Sam]

Here from the WTF interview. Good choice filming here. Cant wait to see the special!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Welcome! Enjoy

[@CHEERS_MATE.]

Greg Fitzsimmons Special ..... LAUGH ALL ABOUT IT ...... LAUGH ALLLLLLL ABOUT IT!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

hahaha Yes!

[@pricklycatsss]

Comment from 5 days ago but video posted 1 day ago? 🧐

[@CHEERS_MATE.]

@@pricklycatsss KZbin video pages are often made available (as Greg did here) with the video not yet playable days before a scheduled premiere date & time arrives. Creates buzz, interest beforehand with fans able to post of anticipation

[@shawnworrlein7921]

Can't wait!! It's gonna be a good afternoon. Go Sunday Papers!!!

[@IrwinM.Fletcher]

The Fitzdog Radio ep with Artie Lange and Todd Barry is the best podcast episode ever. You and DiPaolo are also always gold. You have to get him out to LA for a longer convo. C’mon Fitzy! /Grapefruit from Sweden

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Yes! More Nick

[@B14k3]

Hilarious so far! expected no less from Greg, a true professional!

[@benjamintaylor3548]

I like those odds!.. and the oncoming wave of podcasts with Fitzsimmons as a guest!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

I like my chances!

[@sf1203]

Here we go, folks. One of the best comics there is! Grapefruit is the MAN.

[@space.5240]

Do this every couple of years! Your next one is getting bought! Unreal this is free! Golden age of comedy

[@tricky9327]

Fitzdog!!!!! Sunday Papers, O&A back in the day. Take it eeeeesh.

[@ShariJackson-r8g]

My first time hearing about him. What a funny, funny man!!!😂. Hope to see more!

[@pap0618]

Now listen to his hilarious podcasts Fitzdog and Sunday Papers and his 100xs on Adam Carolla.

[@laurahughes9836]

Counting down to the premiere! Rooting for you big time, Grapefruit!!!

[@sandyhoy8936]

We need a podcast about saving people, Thanks Fitzdog!

[@6Poppy_Sicle]

Greg Greg Greg --- so excited!

[@Tigerette]

Yay Greg -- you already had me at a funny Sunday every week

[@phillipmadden797]

Hey Greg, I am a huge consumer of comedy, specials, podcast, etc. really adds a lot to my day… super enjoy Sunday’s Paper every weekend and a proud owner of a Sunday’s paper Cousy… Mike even gave me a hard time on the podcast for not including my shipping address. But about your special I truly had no expectations going in and it is definitely the most thorough entertaining special. I’ve seen in over five years. Killer job… way to go you deserve all the accolades. 😊

[@idrizzyt7524]

You could just say, you enjoyed his special... Nobody gives a fuk about the rest.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks a lot! Glad you finally got that Cousy. Appreciate the kind words.

[@Pinakij]

Let's go I want to see 3 million on this by the end of the day you heartless bastards!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Amen!

[@Kevinhut-b3f]

Yeah if ari can do it you should ask him how he played the algorithm because he got alot and this is just as good!!!!!

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

Hahahahaha good luck 😂

[@designedbymelody]

My stomach hurts from laughing oh my god 😂😂😂. YOU ARE THE BEST GREG!!!!!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks a lot!

[@DanielSantos-mf3hh]

Fitzsimmons, is always bringing the heat. 103 MPH fastballs, down the pipe, one after the other. Dude, is a firing squad.

[@85geoffm]

Pretty good for a dude who fucking hates baseball. 👌🏻

[@johnedward8352]

Using a metaphor of the sport he hates is either uninformed or genius.

[@85geoffm]

@johnedward8352 oh, it was fantastic lol

[@DanielSantos-mf3hh]

@@85geoffm I know he hates baseball and the baseball euphemisms.

[@mars8199]

Make sure to play the stream on repeat. Gotta help Greg pay for his used Mustang lol.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

You the best

[@curveofthemountain]

Very keen for this new work by Mr Fitzsimmons. A class act.. thanks team, take it eashhh

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Take it eashhhhhhh

[@Smashella]

It's Fitzsimmons Day - find something maroon to where and get your popcorn!

[@Smashella]

@Genious. Could always bleed on a white T-shirt

[@3Flutter-Bye]

Greg Fitzsimmons sent me from Sunday Papers 🧡❤

[@matteaton3947]

Hell yeah Fitzdog- you're the best! Sunday Papers rules!!!

[@eddo00]

Take these youngins to class fitzdog❤😂

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

OG

[@lynettesideris1983]

@@GregFitzsimmonsComedy🤣🤣

[@alanbrown5907]

You're comment is so corny I almost gave you a thumbs down and no one does that.

[@Feed-your-Fish]

Finally !!!!

[@danielgoodman4240]

Love Greg ❤

[@yargerscott]

Loved this special so much ! Dancing around the abortion topics of guns and abortion in front of the Texas audience was masterful.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks. Fertile ground

[@JJPsyc]

Thanks, Fitzdog!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thanks you!

[@4Timesdafunky]

The football bit 💀🤣💀🤣

[@Andrewcomedy]

I’m ready!

[@davidadams2395]

I wish I could give more because I thoroughly enjoy your standup, and this special was no different.

[@zjgm02]

Been a Fitzy fan for years. I've listened to Fitzdog Radio since it started (as the Greg Fitzsimmons Experience).

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Awesome

[@Dingalingis]

Such an amazing special. Thanks Greg.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

My pleasure!

[@jeebussaveus]

Thanks for all the laughs! I've been watching your standup and podcast appearances for a decade and you never disappoint. Heard about your new special from YMH.

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Thank you!

[@D.Jr47]

I know you from decades of hilarious standup and my favorite podcast!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Nice to hear! Thanks

[@FidgetFocused]

Watch this special asap! True comedy legend!

[@GregFitzsimmonsComedy]

Bless u

[@lucrebec727]

One of the best specials out right now. Thanks for putting it on KZbin! My damn face hurts from laughing so much! 😂

[@codyking4959]

Man this was fantastic. I had not watched a full special from him before but I enjoyed every bit of it. Super tight and hilarious.

[@JBubbleap]

Siiick!

[@cweber40]

Thanks! Love you and Mike. Loved the special!