Gregg Turkington Movie Ratings Supercut - On Cinema at the Cinema (Seasons 1-10)

Movies expert Gregg Turkington (master code-breaker Jonathan Kington from Decker vs Dracula) rates the films reviewed over all ten seasons of On Cinema at the Cinema. Hosted by Tim Heidecker.

[@bigpridday]

When ya have supercuts like Gregg Turkington in them, you can't lose!

[@greggturkington1]

I'm gonna give this video 5 bags of popcorn...maybe with a small computer mouse that you can use to click the like button.

[@jasonangeles3765]

little picture of a computer mouse "pop!"

[@bobuiux]

*Unreasonably exasperated Tim sighing*

[@Andy-ef2on]

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🖱

[@byHexted]

The idea of Gregg sitting there on his couch, with his bag of popcorn, watching a movie with “all the kids in the neighborhood” is arguably the single funniest visual ever put forth in this show. I would pay money to see that scene, just a dozen or so 7-12 year old kids sitting around watching a movie with Gregg as he over explains every aspect

[@UltimaForsan101]

So weird to see Gregg give out all those 4-baggers early on to so many 5-bag movies. Guess we all mature in our cinephilia over time! 🙌 🙌 🙌

[@freednb]

i know ! just goes to show even the greats get it wrong sometimes

[@AIMMOTH]

He was probably more of a snob early on

[@ookie4179]

Though he may have been an expert in movies, he was still a virgin when it came to reviewing them for an audience.

[@max-fj7np]

He was a bit harsh with his ratings in the beginning

[@byHexted]

I’m a proud cinephile! Wait sorry I meant the other one

[@Laynelay]

The "coveted" 5 bags of popcorn

[@briancomforti3890]

i think this is a 5 bagger, and i know you're gonna fight me on that

[@guyshey2350]

Gonna give this one... 5 bags of popcorn, and maybe a small inexpensive trophy that says "#1 video editor"

[@mrtuckerlucas]

I'm glad you like it!

[@visgraatje859]

This is a 5 bagger for me and I'll throw in a little hat to tip to the editor.

[@mrtuckerlucas]

Thanks!

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

nice little tip of the hat

[@basz0r]

Just the tip

[@byHexted]

My favorite is when they call it “the illustrious 5 bags” and insinuate it’s a super rare score

[@natedavis4588]

I love how Tim looks like he's gonna break 90% of the time. Sometimes the simplest bits are the funniest.

[@0mnicide]

Wow, first the Tim Dyslexia supercut and now a Gregg movie rating supercut. Thanks for these. They must’ve taken a while to create, much appreciated. I give you infinite bags of popcorn 🍿 and a little award 🏆 for your hard work.

[@mrtuckerlucas]

Much appreciated!

[@inputreflector]

Instantly subscribed. I’ve been waiting to come across these all the time. If you’re reading this - and I know I’m replying to a 3 year old comment pushing my luck - check out the channel Hey Guys , that guy is complementary to what is happening here. Timeless and beyond hysterical.

[@inputreflector]

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[@CapybaraMMA]

Can you please do every time Tim interrupts Gregg or yells excuse me

[@CapybaraMMA]

Ps this is magic

[@conneroneill8506]

Yesss please

[@oddlookingduck]

SHUT UP!

[@Walnder]

Lmao we need a supercut for this

[@spensert4933]

"Hey shut up!"

[@shponglechunch]

Love Gregg's more sinister/malicious additions when he talks about Tim's hijinks

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Very unprofessional. He should learn how to seperate his personal views from movie reviewing, like Tim has done.

[@chileo1]

2 certificates debunking Dr San

[@Requiredfields2]

Whoever does graphics for this show is on point because no matter what Gregg names after the bags it always appears.

[@dharmallars]

A big hobbit hug

[@skullingtonturtle8080]

@@dharmallarsI paused it on that one just to see what they came up with. Wasn’t disappointed

[@RadioaktiveLimonade]

I would like to give both the editor and KZbin's algorithm 5 bags of popcorn, and I'll throw in a pint for the editor, he definitely deserved one or three.

[@mrtuckerlucas]

Much appreciated.

[@dharmallars]

A pint of popcorn?

[@_0______00__________0_______0]

My favorite part is watching Tim try not to break character and burst out laughing whenever he goes to Gregg for a rating

[@JopeValverde]

5 buffs of popcorn and maybe a vhs of the San Francisco's classic Star Trek II.

[@byHexted]

“I have to give it 4 bags of popcorn, if you like juggling and ropes, and the life of a circus performer I can’t recommend it enough. 5 bags of popcorn”

[@travismarshall3089]

I'm going to give this 5 bags of popcorn and really all these supercuts are 5 baggers and I'm going to throw in a couple toy bow and arrows for the kids just because these supercuts hit the mark so well. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🏹🏹

[@Ward8668]

I’m going to give five bags of popcorn and a hunting boy for accuracy.

[@batgirlp5561]

It's great to hear (mostly) uninterrupted expertise. And proper use of the rating scale also.

[@dharmallars]

A big hobbit hug is my favorite addition. Way better than a roll of Lincoln pennies. I do also love the rating being given with a salt shaker so you can kill the protagonist of the movie.

[@briancomforti3890]

the pop sound for each popcorn bag is so fucking funny

[@byHexted]

I love how Tim read all those movies at the end FLAWLESSLY not ONE mistake 💀

[@BrucknerMotet]

Psychic Detectives 2, Nightmare of El chupacabra part 7 etc.

[@erthaldop]

“four or five, whatever, great music” 2:00 lmao one of my favs

[@MrStuDubb]

I’m gonna give this video 5 bags of popcorn, and maybe throw in a subscription to this channel

[@danieltaom]

I'm gonna give this video 5 bags of popcorn and throw in a little Greg Turkington bobblehead doll cuz I think Greg has reached iconic status that is much deserving of that and you can really see his expertise on display here and I look forward to many more years of him sharing that with us and we can just give his little bobblehead a tap sometimes in recognition of that.

[@Chipiliro613]

I give this video four bags of popcorn plus a fifth bag of popcorn. And also maybe...a second set of eyes so you can watch it again. 🍿🍿🍿🍿 🍿 👀

[@Dcook85]

I'm going to give this 5 bags of popcorn, but I'm going to have to hold back 1 bag for not being in a VHS format. Obviously a true Gregg Turkington (FROM Antman and FROM Deck of Cards) supercut would be in a true film format. But I'll go ahead and give it back the 5th bag for focusing on what really matters, which is the movies.

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

5 bags of popcorn and a big hobbit hug looooll

[@norris5754]

i love how the popcorn animation speeds up overtime.

[@whatsup89100]

i give this super cut 5 bags of popcorn, and a click on the like button

[@krileym]

If any of your friends aren't Gregg heads, they will be after they see this edit. It goes without saying that this merits a full five bags.

[@freednb]

i have never seen so many 4 baggers! i'm gonna have to have a sit down

[@BrucknerMotet]

President Davidson has such a long IMDB list. Just fabulous.

[@biohead66]

4 cans of pop corn and 4 gases of soda.

[@byHexted]

The editing on this show is so underrated especially on the bags

[@ariandanes473]

I miss these on cinema days

[@bigbodge]

Amazing that, had fate not changed by episode 2, we could now be referring to movies as a "5-tubber"

[@summertime_trolls]

I love how Tim is always half smiling after Greggs critique.

[@mcj2967]

Tim's face during this video hahahaha, love this show

[@thomasb7347]

I love the cup of water was so slow to pop up as if they were like "....seriously?"

[@LoganS1]

8:06 my favorite

[@JPJones03223]

18:05 Did he just say "Test tubes filled with movie magic"?

[@Chipiliro613]

Sperm... He means sperm. _His_ sperm.

[@Requiredfields2]

16:37 5 bags and 5 tickets to the rehab clinic! Lol!

[@ManUtd1337]

Where can I buy some of those blinders? I still constantly think about Hobit!

[@mlawson84]

THank you for putting this together. Very informative.

[@byHexted]

I love how Gregg just WILL NOT have it if Tim EVER wants to give a movie 4 bags

[@imcharming4808]

Movie Buffery is really all about consistency.

[@SethMcFartlane]

It's no The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.

[@Reddog5546]

5:12 my personal favorite

[@TortureWorld]

Planet Popcorn 🍿🪐

[@Spazticspaz]

They need to put this all on blueray so i can eat a bunch of acid and binge watch the series

[@newthrash1221]

such a great videofile. movie-head, if you will.

[@warmachine021]

Finally exposing gregg and taking him down a notch. 6 bags of popcorn.

[@thatpart]

Did anyone ever do a calculation of Gregg's average review per movie?

[@williammanning5066]

Bliss. This is what we could have had for more than a decade, if not for Tim and his rageaholism.

[@slicktom300]

THAT MOVIE LIST AT THE END LML

[@Walczyk]

the first one is so good

[@thejunkbucket3513]

5 tubs of popcorn and 4 bags of soda

[@sratus]

Somebody needs to say something else about 5 bags of popcorn

[@asecretone]

Always great to see Josh Brolin.

[@stringstaffan4]

I fucking love On Cinema

[@fingerlickinz8462]

I live in A Family FULL of Timheads who I completely refuse to support after he cheated Gregg out of $1000 on “STUMP the BUMP” any many other atrocities! Fellow Greggheads! Hear my plea! Make your voices heard! #GreggHead #5BagsForGregg

[@mondoprime]

Excellent work.

[@hugo4406]

On cinema the way it’s supposed to be! Missing the segments though.

[@deesnutz42069]

Hey guys! It's movie time! MOVIES!

[@oldironsides4107]

I give this 5 bags of popcorn and a miniature Humphrey Bogard attachment in each bag of soda.

[@poopsockeater]

Hey guys

[@douglasfir333]

i love how he never gives more than 5 bags despite it being a completely arbitrary scale

[@noahtorres6899]

why am i watching this whole thing

[@drug-man]

I love Gregg's positivity. great movies out there

[@honban]

thos outfits at 2:52 make them really looking alot like seskel and robert

[@terryeubanks8797]

This is really good for getting the quick reviews, but you're really missing the expertise and film knowledge that you get from watching the show. I give this video zero tubs of popcorn (because it's not a movie), but I'll throw in a free ticket for a tour of the VFA, so you can go look at all of these popcorn classics in person.

[@dookiepost]

5 bags of popcorn and maybe a can of Dick VanPatten’s Natural Balance Dog Food

[@GeneCreemers]

Thank you so much for this!

[@aakkoin]

5 bags of popcorn and maybe some sort of blinders to stop you from seeing or thinking about The Hobbit

[@golden-sun]

5 bagger video

[@Caleb-mh9sd]

After the 1st couple of seasons essentially all movies were 5 baggers except for any movies these two were involved in

[@AIMMOTH]

I wished the movie title was included. Maybe it's possible with subs?

[@c.h.2392]

This compilation is a real five-bagger

[@brandocervera3854]

god bless the troops

[@mrjameson9146]

Now Gregg I can get into

[@jimreily7538]

Have 3 bags of popcorn ever been given as a final rating ?

[@Ward8668]

I hope not!

[@mwalks]

What are the episodes/season when Gregg hosts by himself? Not sure I have seen those

[@gavin7772]

5 half full bags

[@hudsonstuck4429]

...and a hobit hug!

[@cureformax]

Thank you for doing God's work!

[@Burgmannn]

5 bucket video for sure.

[@Trevor.miller]

I want to see a “hey guys” super cumpilation

[@eddiehoney7166]

it makes me irrationally angry when he gives crap movies 5 bags like its a sacred rating or something.

[@reenrae1681]

5 bags of popcorn, and maybe a little piece of wood... as a tip of the hat to woody allen

[@RunkleDunkle]

This video is a SIX bagger

[@TharosTheDragon]

He says tubs of popcorn the first time but then he keeps saying "bags" of popcorn but the icons are still tubs

[@LawmanIL]

I thought that was weird too

[@Chipiliro613]

*I'm tired of you and your tub icon agenda*

[@KRAPYBARA84]

Omg yes!! 😍😍😍

[@918kickinwing]

16:49 I have no idea. But it's funny.

[@frostbite585]

I love it but idk what movies hes talking about :(

[@mrs.featherbottom5901]

Anxiety inducing to say the least.

[@TheEmeraldTrade]

Yeah sure YOUR movie was put into the Criterion Collection but did it get 5 bags of popcorn and a Hobbit hug? Yeah I didn’t think so...

[@dvdrtrgn]

I gotta dock this a one a few kernels for not enough Tim. Basically still a five bagger tho’

[@Arkain89]

we came this close to call movies a "5-tubber"

[@dontknow3949]

5 bagger

[@nathanskywalker1536]

or a horse chocolate horse