Neil Hamburger's Pizza Pranks

old recordings of neil hamburger prank calling various pizza places.

[@BedlamAndBones]

"You can just write yourself a ticket to Hollywood!"

[@SkateOrDie666]

Garrett Johnson Wowwww

[@okaysmartypants]

My buttocks are onions rings, man.

[@northerntao]

LMAO, haven't heard this in almost 20 years now.

[@Youcifer]

The second one is the funniest. Fucking murders me. I love how vulgar and candid he is lmao. Calling him an asshole and then saying, "You gotta treat me with respect!" Fucking histarical.

[@DSDMovies]

"You know that show love connection? I used to host that, like, before it got on the air." XD

[@xtraspecialmango]

"...I been drinkin'.'"

[@bellatrixthechicken]

Y-A-O-O

[@rmccollum1]

I went to YAAAOOOO

[@jladimirceroline4535]

Bob McCollum lol

[@redshiftexperiment]

well as for the guy that posted this .. "you can just right yourself a ticket to hollywood"

[@robertstrozdas4504]

taken from Neil Hamburgers "Great Phone Calls" awesome disc

[@redshiftexperiment]

1:07 just write yourself a ticket to Hollywood.

[@tchwiss]

I'm sweatin....cuz I'm hhhhottttt...

[@zboys4586]

MUST SEE "ENTERTAINMENT"

[@femboygorou]

mr oscar should have visited gregg that year

[@elffrog]

Give the man his PIE!

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

Ugh, no cooked flour, tomatoes, eggs, horse meat, pepperoni, cheese, or meat? I couldn't handle that, I'm a total horse meat freak lol!

[@oldironsides4107]

Horse meat is really good. Lived 3 years in Holland and it was a common meat. I also saw a chick get her head trampled and crushed in by a horse.

[@HeavenlyEchoVirus]

What is the connection between Neil Hamburger and Nomeansno? Is it secret? A mystery-puzzle?

[@monikaannarozasmoragiewicz]

The last one, uuff HOoooT 😂

[@annabrewer8054]

Have you ever heard of rock 'n' roll? Ok, then you know who I am.

[@vedicardi]

im from YAO

[@SparkySINN]

HAMBURGER Pizza

[@mrpayne123]

hilarious.

[@Jcolinsol]

Those poor, poor Mexicans.

[@user-oo2gz9ln8v]

low calorie

[@Kromsmitesyou]

1:30

[@jladimirceroline4535]

mmm-mhhmmh. mm-mmhm.

[@Boylieboyle]

Some of the funniest fucking shit I have ever heard in my life. Mr.Hamburger was conspicuous by his absence, mind. Clickbait

[@weetbutt]

Husband

[@absoluteb22]

Seven11

[@evilnewwargod]

i'm real hungry for your fucken pizza

[@josiahsuarez]

they shouldn't be ordering pizza that's a high fat food