I Was Asked To Try And Help This Small Business....

[@krisparry5968]

I bet old mates spewing he emailed you now 😂

[@Will-yd9bz]

😂

[@lindsayburrows9272]

Some places like this think they are gods gift to food and need the wake up call from a proper review.

[@First-2b-Last]

you helped this guy out by giving him a good honest review. good on ya gregooooooooo

[@DogInaBathtub]

Grego's Kitchen Nightmares

[@V8fanETHANKELLY]

That would be funny TV show

[@pennyburns6123]

After they watch your review. I bet it gets better. Maybe 🤔. Thx our brave reviewer.

[@V8fanETHANKELLY]

What are you on about I don't do reviews fast food on my channel are you okay

[@TheGreatoutdoorsAndGourmetVic]

Yeeewww doughnut!

[@TheGreatoutdoorsAndGourmetVic]

@@V8fanETHANKELLY I think they meant Greg.

[@rob2070]

Good to see Grego can't be bought with free food.

[@ACDZ123]

Yeah that was a dodgy move on that businesses part ..shady af

[@benjaminduncan6220]

Lots of businesses do it ​@@ACDZ123

[@TheGreatoutdoorsAndGourmetVic]

I'm sure he PAID for it!

[@outogetyougotyou5250]

That would be a pretty low bar, especially for the business to try and take advantage of his disability.

[@B_ussy]

😂😂😂​@@outogetyougotyou5250

[@LilDeaks]

He made the burger when he emailed you last week

[@schuey5537]

Haha😂

[@miltonbrownrigg8409]

Appreciate the honest review .

[@gnmcinnes]

So much for helping them out old Greg but the truth hurts some time's

[@BecoinNet]

Decent review. Small businesses need solid food quality to stand out-flavor, seasoning, and proper prep make all the difference. Fixing these basics could help them attract more customers.

[@Memestrikeslad]

A lot of small businesses these days just think existing is enough. Doesn’t seem to be any pride in small businesses anymore. Good food, good prep, great service, tables that don’t wobble and a smile goes a long way but they don’t seem to understand that at all.

[@JohnDoe-yq9rt]

@@Memestrikeslad So true, appropriate pricing is another thing, when you break down how much something costs at a shop compared to how much it would cost if you made it yourself and realise you're being ripped off, you wonder how they chose the price

[@Memestrikeslad]

@@JohnDoe-yq9rt the price is appropriate considering the convenience and the fact that they have overheads, employee costs and marketing costs. I would say what it costs in ingredients it should be doubled to cover other expenses. $10 for a burger even know it sounds like a high price is most likely on point for what they’d need to charge for a profit. These businesses still need to make money. Another big issue is businesses like this not taking the majority of their consumers criticism. The amount of times iv mentioned to a stores owner that everything was beautiful but one part could be improved it always seems like they’re offended. But at the end of the day it’s their loss and if they go broke doing dumb shit that’s their problem. Maybe there will be a big change eventually. Or all the small businesses these days will just continue to blame the main fast food stores for their failure. Many of the restaurants and decent food outlets I visit are in places no one would ever willingly look yet they are always busy. Location is a contributing factor but good marketing and good food and service as I mentioned in my last comment helps which you unfortunately don’t see anymore and it’s pathetic.

[@adrenalinmatt1]

A 5 out of 10 sounded generous 😆 I would have said 2 easily. Thank you for your honest review even when being asked. Good on you, grego.

[@panagiotismoshou1948]

Fish and chips , hamburger shops are now too complicated. We had a fish and chip business back in th 70's, 80's Melbourne. Small menu with everything being fresh. Now you enter a shop and menu is overwhelming. They sell everything, and most of it's processed ,stale and frozen plus hygiene has gone out the window. Thanks mate again for your fairdinkum review .👍🤗😁🍻

[@Paul-w9r1r]

Yes, I have a local F&C has 15+ other non F&C items has been done for at least, 2 x (recent) hygiene breaches. As you wisely suggest, small menu where items will turn-over fast. Why I also like, open 24hr foodies, continuous items moved, lessens the issue of over-kept & stale goods.

[@georgechops]

Checkout Northern git in St Kilda, nice and simple British fish and chips. Massive feed and very tasty

[@Paul-w9r1r]

@@georgechops sounds great and I'd love to but I'm 3,422.6km's away. And as you may notice very pedantic about my distances, LOL.

[@henkbender4531]

You would think that if someone asks you to review their food that they have their Sh*t together in regards to quality food but i guess there is a reason why they are struggling, love your honest review, keep it up , the reviews that is😅

[@Swake_au]

Was just thinking that. I wonder if Greg didn't announce he was coming?

[@delawarecop]

@@Swake_au Well, if the owner wasn't there, and the average nitwit teenager was left to their own devices, then you cannot expect much. Obviously it is a different scenario if the owner is always present, but they don't monitor everything. To make Patties fool proof, everything needs to be done before a teenager touches it. The Salt, Pepper, Garlic powder and a touch of Natural Smoke flavour in the Mince will go a very long way in completing a Burger Patty. He might be a stoner, but at least greg is usually honest about his food reviews!

[@doogalpie]

I bloody hope he didn’t tell ‘em, thanks for ya honest review Greggo hopefully old mate can learn a few things, it’s a tough industry for sure

[@henkbender4531]

@@Swake_au guessing he didnt which is the best way to find out what they are like and i think we have the answer to that🙂

[@ollyman1493]

Perfect opportunity for Grego to have informed ol' mate from the Patty House that he'll be back sometime within the next 12 months to see if he's upped his game.

[@MGE9436]

That's if he's still in business 😮

[@stilesy00]

If they keep producing burgers like this one, this small business won’t be in business for too much longer, very underwhelming.

[@GregsKitchen]

they'll go the way of the Dodo Stylesy

[@logic.and.reasoning]

Sad, but deserved. If only people understood putting "love" into good food. Bye bye guys... you have failed.

[@daggermouth4695]

Yeah but you funny lookin fucks will happily buy McDonalds all day 😂 If ya mum made this you'd be like " aww best burger ever "

[@spicyrooster6539]

Honestly when you look at the deals the servo has on as if your going to pay over ten bucks on a not so good burger when you could get a couple of pies from pie face and a can of coke

[@stuartgraham8946]

Pie face are the ultimate rip off

[@dextermorgan5893]

If old Snakejaw is struggling,it must be chewy😂

[@lyndal841]

your helping the bloke out by being honest mate he needs to make better burgers to get better business 🤣👍👊

[@erwerwewerwer4575]

Greggo cannot be bought - we need him as Victorian Premier!

[@ApexAL]

The media needs to be much more honest about how they report government debt. Most home buyers for example know they are getting into debt when they buy a house - indeed they are getting into more debt than they likely ever will in their entire life. But these people know that having their own home is worth going into debt. They will be paying it off as they use it. The same situation occurs with Victoria’s “debt”. Victoria’s roads, schools and hospitals will be used while the debt is paid off. Those schools, roads and hospitals (and other infrastructure) also add to Victoria’s economic potential and improve the lives of Victorians. Don't be so ignorant in future and regurgitate nonsense

[@GregsKitchen]

As long as I don't have to live there

[@ApexAL]

@ACDZ123 the "conservative wave" is the reason for all this inflation right around around the world.. duh.. if you privatize everything they can charge whatever they like.. and they are.. enjoy the fruits of your stupidity

[@stuartgraham8946]

Victoria is a shithole

[@brianp5344]

He loves the afl so should be a victorian not a queenslander lol

[@sylviachristine5695]

Thanks for your honesty, he needs to make better burgers to keep his business going,People like good,honest and fresh food😀

[@dwightclark7627]

Here's what I think happened. -Guy who owns this business emails Grego: "G'day, Bruce! Help me out, need you to do a review!" -Grego responds: "G'day, mate! I'll be there on this day and this time and help you out for a fair go!" -Grego spends his own petrol to get there, drives through pouring rain, then he goes in and the guy who owns it doesn't even make his burger! It's some dorb who doesn't even wear the required gloves when he makes the burger. The tomatoes and lettuce linger on the bogan's hairy fingers. Grego tries not to gag. These burgers are supposed to be grilled, but this bloke just pulls out a burger and some bacon from somewhere and slams it on the breeoochiii bun. WTF? -Then everyone smiles as poor ol' Grego runs back to his car in the pouring rain and then he unwraps this burger. Grego thinks, "Crikey! What have I got myself into? I just wanted to help out a local business! Should I lie and pretend this is delicious? NO! I AM GREG'S KITCHEN! I MADE THIS I.P.! I WILL TELL THE TRUTH!" -Haters gonna hate, but Grego is for real. You want him to do a review to help you out? At least do your damnedest to make it the best meal anyone ever had.

[@GregsKitchen]

Amen

[@waynepayne9875]

@@GregsKitchen LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@johnblood3367]

Honest Greggo for PM 🤣🤣. Thanks for your honesty

[@nickmartin812]

What are his policies, legalise marijuana!

[@paulwestaway7207]

​@@nickmartin812nothing wrong with that idea mate

[@MichaelJordan-ex9of]

@@paulwestaway7207yep, there is a Cannabis Party on the voting ballot from memory

[@RobertWhite1]

Something as simple as salt and pepper on the meat will do wonders. Amazing some are afraid to put it on. Season.....season .....season!

[@crazyhorse1771]

You've probably helped him more than you realise. If he takes note of your criticism, and your suggestions, and acts on them, he has an opportunity to turn things around.

[@livinglife2408]

To be fair, looks better than some of the things old grego put together over the years 😂😂😂

[@Traderjoe]

If you had lied and said it was fantastic, just to help them out, then they would continue to produce low quality fare. It is better for them and their customers if they improve their quality and then the customers will start rolling in. I am sure that they regret asking for a review, but they got some free advice and can now change their focus. It’s a lifeline for them. Hopefully they don’t react with anger and instead look at it as an opportunity.

[@rosshound911]

In today's competitive market, serving subpar food at exorbitant prices and expecting to thrive in business is unrealistic.

[@steveleslie2170]

A good owner/cook will take the negative comments and try to improve.

[@fairhall001]

Aussie takeaway burger recipe: beef mince, grated onion, salt, pepper and oregano. Made like this every Australian will recognise the flavour.

[@antmac2545]

These people need to realise that a good grind of salt and pepper can make a huge difference to any meal !! Pre cooking though when your store is empty is a sure danger sign !!!!

[@irenemai4844]

Omg😭 I love how you’re so real

[@Paul-w9r1r]

you get my "up" due to being aware, able to use grade school grammar and spelling, "YOU'RE" (you are) and not abusing the English language with, "your", yay!!

[@waynepayne9875]

I knew Grego would still give us an honest review even if it's a free meal. Good on ya Greg, never doubted you for a second!

[@FGMR98]

Only a stoner would eat that burger. Ripped again, bong on bro 😎

[@tuskanu]

You'd think they would have stacked that burger with the most luxurious ingredients and throw in some free fries and a beveragino. Opportunity lost. Good onya GregO for trying

[@ACDZ123]

You saying 2 Aussies saying. Bevragino ? 🤦‍♂️

[@tuskanu]

@ACDZ123 room to watch more than one food reviewer

[@timmcgrath9708]

You've kept your reputation intact Greggo! Thanks for the honest review.

[@jamesrobertson8941]

Good onya Grego! 👍

[@Jiimys187]

Gets asked to help a struggling small business and proceeds to burn it to the ground 😂😂😂😂

[@TheRealMrBeard]

Good on Greg for being 100% honest. I'd be so pissed off if a youtuber was to tell me it's the best burger ever only to find out it wasn't. This is why I will continue to support Greggo, zero bullshit and keeps it real.

[@multioptioned]

Need to define "help" more clearly next time! 😂

[@stuartgraham8946]

Because the burger was crap 💩 Imbecile

[@jeremyerdmann377]

Bloke did the right thing! Why bullshit to help a business, if they can't deliver good products they should find a new profession

[@golfhackersparadise8259]

The business should understand that this honest review should be used to Improve their burgers and their business will be better off for it

[@isabellecompton]

i would walk in, look at the mess and turn right back around

[@oztravelandfood]

At the start i thought now I need to call you Greg the Crusader. I do feel he done the right thing contacting you and getting our fore most fast food critic to help his business. Hope he takes what you have found to be lacking and implements improvement. I can see you hosting the Australian series of Diners Drive-ins and Dives and they would have to pay to get you to appear. He has got a deal mate.

[@Flippidy_Dippidy]

A beef patty that grey would be full of fillers like flour or breadcrumbs to make it cheaper & nastier. Give me 100% beef all day everyday. Love your honest review mate, they’re probably gonna regret you asking to help 😂

[@bugmouthready529]

If your business is struggling its because the people have spoken

[@Ben74_50]

I reckon.

[@GregsKitchen]

Right next to a McDonald's

[@ACDZ123]

@@GregsKitchen there was a really good Italian pizzeria in my suburb in Perth and domino's opened up in the same centre. The pizzas were so good at the traditional place that the domino's closed down because they couldn't sway the business away .the area was upper middle class and people were happy to pay more for good quality

[@bugmouthready529]

​@@GregsKitchenno excuse.

[@mattcooper8010]

Most likely a microwave burger

[@GodlessManitoban]

The burger looks amazing. (commented a bit soon)

[@skippydownunder5363]

They need to get gorden ramsy in there.lol

[@userunit1]

I think that Burger patty is microved 🤭🤭

[@rickhayes9923]

Could be the last nail in the coffin Greggo.

[@ncf1]

You can see Greggo tried really hard to help the guy - really, REALLY hard. I mean he almost needed a hacksaw to get through that microwaved meat patty, full credit to Greggo for keeping with integrity, 1.5/10 for the burger 10/10 for integrity.

[@MrGeorgeTheCat]

Hope they listen and you go back one day.

[@geoffberry1874]

I wonder if takeaway food places ever taste their own product, food is dear enough, make good food, charge for it but people will return

[@paulchasteauneuf2098]

My wife and I watch your reviews every day, then go out and grab the same. To the recommended daily intake of course. I can honestly say we both have bodies like the old Greggo 😢😢😢

[@DaveMapstone]

didnt expect you to not like it bhaha fav review you done so far

[@deathbyteabag6381]

Onya for being honest Grego! Hopefully some of their other items are better

[@dantem5228]

Haven't seen the food yet, but I would be sceptical ordering just looking at the menu. Spelling mistakes/punctuation galore. What are Brochie rolls? "criSpy chicken". Beef/Pork roll. (Pulled beef/pork and sauce) What sauce? Just meat and mystery sauce? Nuggets $1 each? Phaaaark. Gonna watch the rest now.

[@dantem5228]

Hahahahaha ***update**** (Before Old Greggo has taken a bite) The "mayo" which made me dislike mayonnaise as a kid. Sort of see-through like a melted UHU glue stick. Bacon whiter than my Scottish skin. Beef.... (Did somebody say steamed hams?) No maillard whatsoever. Is the bread (Brochie 😂) cut on top weirdly?

[@gr3123]

They could probably be a bit more liberal with the S&P and maybe throwing some garlic powder while theyre at it. Need a sear on the burger.

[@MGE9436]

Business grows by word of mouth. My two bob is Brioche buns are french and should stay in France. There're always tuff. Bring back the good old soft " Aussie Burger Bun"...toasted of course 😮

[@nickmartin812]

Never eaten a tough brioche roll in my life, always soft, slightly sweet and buttery.

[@ACDZ123]

I agree. Fancy brioche buns are no good for traditional burgers

[@FGMR98]

A burger bun should have sesame seeds on it lightly toasted

[@Rainmain667]

Yeah brioche is awful

[@TheGreatoutdoorsAndGourmetVic]

There're???? WTF is that?

[@pianopaul4069]

'Giving my jaw a workout' reminds me of when I ate too many millions sweets in one go haha

[@DC180]

Still go that over Maccas..

[@shumcr]

all i got from this video is The Patty House should just close it doors substandard burgers

[@DaveOz-mx5oh]

and health & safety violations

[@hughmiller925]

Properly seasoned, smash style burger patty, crispy bacon, monteray jack cheddar. Buildings blocks of a good burger.

[@csyd22]

Should of wore a cape and eye mask like Ninja Turtles

[@ALCATRAZxo]

use this as a learning experience patty house -> Adjust the method used on cooking the burger and adjust the ratio of the blend being used. Seasoning is key before grilling the burger. Make adjustments and maybe ask for another review a few months later.

[@techware1840]

Poor Greggo u can see him struggling to find some nice words to describe the burger but it’s not happening

[@sidboraus6151]

Get rid of fancy wrap change the lettuce get a bigger burger bun.make the burgers like old school fish chip shop burgers lower the price have a deal with chips .otherwise ppl just pay more for Macca's etc .

[@arokh72]

I'll say it...the mayo looks like 'man mayo' if you get my drift.

[@Dankbanana1]

Exactly what i was thinking lmao

[@martyalcorn8990]

Mate good on yer for trying to help them. What if you made some suggestions to them and then go back for a big rah rah, review.

[@neilsbikes76]

I have built , run and sold a successful burger and takeaway shop. I see alot of these burgers lacking

[@GregsKitchen]

there's a good reason why 80% of restaurants fail

[@Donte_Mac]

whats happening

[@RobertWhite1]

You've made way better Grego!😊

[@BoganDoleBludger]

If the patty chewy then it was cooked yesterday on the grill and microwave today when you ordered the burger. It's no brainer.

[@GregsKitchen]

You know your burgers!

[@BoganDoleBludger]

@@GregsKitchen Yes from my past experience cooking it. 😒

[@brentvalentine]

A good honest review. Hopefully the owner watches and takes steps to improve the food and experience.

[@KristenLB]

Greg are you ok current time, you need to check back in with us and let us know you don't have a stomach crisis from trying to choke that down despite your clear struggle. Wondering if the mayo was ok, because it didn't look right.

[@GregsKitchen]

I survived!

[@mcalpha3]

Grego's not kissing anyone's arse and I'm all for it.

[@humbug4478]

Sauce goes on meat not the bun , less soggy. Even Hungry Jacks know this.

[@FoodSack]

This place used to be a Patty Smith’s until just a few weeks ago. The coffee next door is pretty good.

[@damiantulagi8265]

Always better to be honest

[@bigbangger998]

Good on ya grego 👍 hopefully this small business takes your honest review on board . Change a few things around to tasty and quality ingredients. Then maybe call you in again for take No.2. New and improved burger. Chance to turn the business around?

[@ancientnpc]

Dangerous thing to invite in a "critic".

[@justme.9711]

It gives them the opportunity to fix it and have an update. All animal product should be properly cooked.

[@aarononthesauce]

That was a burial 😂

[@user-gf3mu5uc8j]

Need small businesses to thrive so I have they do pick up their game and improve their products.

[@jadesmith6823]

Half arsed effort will always produce a half arsed result...

[@robbo-yg1rd]

hopefully the owners are watching and get some ideas on how they can improve on thier menu , ive had a burger from them and yes it was very ordenary nothing special thanks for the honest review greg sometimes a picture does say a thousand words

[@aalexjohna]

ordenary

[@KJP308]

That mayo looks kinda sus 👀

[@AnneMickelson-e6l]

They're gonna need a lot of help, GregO.

[@PS-Straya_M8]

LoL GregO .. two jaw workout videos in a row, may need to review a milkshake next time! 😁🤣

[@caitsidhe31268]

Looks like they have used Angel Bay Beef burger patties, which are pretty crappy, and I don't know why takeaways insist on using Mesclun mix instead of Iceberg, it is so tough and unpleasant to eat

[@Ben74_50]

Geez! Hope the owners are watching?????

[@Saltbearer]

The long chew outrow was gold 🤣

[@markriley5863]

Asking you Greggo for help with their business is like like a Turkey asking for support at Christmas 😂 Props for being honest though. Mind you watching your reviews there doesn't appear to be any decent take away food in Australia. Avoid 🤑

[@ACDZ123]

There is ,but remember, greggo lives on the Gold Coast which is like the Vegas strip or mini Miami..tourist trap ..it's not a good representation of Australia food wise tbh. Places like Melbourne, Adelaide etc are way better for food

[@PUNKinDRUBLIC72]

Always try and help the small guy!

[@P3rformula]

That's too bad, Greg...

[@trevormowat2288]

Owners please listen to Grego. Ya burgers need improvement. Lack of seasoning. ( you failed) . Very important to season your food. Otherwise you will be closed down 😢

[@HarisPilton8]

Small business emailed Greg for the final nail in the coffin.

[@logic.and.reasoning]

I feel sorry for them, because obviously they dont understand good food. They have bought stuff, slapped it together like every other wannabe shop, and expected good results. Sad. Put love into it, or give up.

[@6226superhurricane]

where's the works burger with fresh ingredients on a toasted large damper roll. these places are always trying to sell trendy crap like weed lettuce and brioche buns.

[@kwikflikzyakadventures3795]

We need Greggo for Gold Coast Mayor, to put some honesty into politics

[@crackerjack5210]

It's crying out for streaky bacon..

[@paulwestaway7207]

Business is struggling we don't need to say much more on this occasion greggo 😊

[@cooperandlukas]

gday grego was just in your livestream love ya mate can you also make a christmas rocky road?

[@user-cr7u1iu7g]

grego is real pet riot

[@HamMax444]

He helped their business run straight into the ground with that disgusting burger lol

[@iamnotmental]

brioche bun will cover it all up, lol

[@robertburns4088]

Menu look good and great range of drinks and icecream shame it has to compete with servo next door on $$ wise but looks good

[@BjWeeks]

Greggo is like my mum, when helping is not really helping