Greta | Movie Review | MovieBitches Ep 213

[@sam-elliotgriffiths2466]

When my roommate and I got our first flat I suggested getting a landline and she threw a shoe at me.

[@aaronjones4034]

Sam-Elliot Griffiths 😂😂😂

[@zoegoode9562]

Are u guys doing the met gala review?

[@BriarRouge]

I wish they did reviews full time!

[@gustalemu]

I really hope so

[@TehMiner]

Every time you two said Greta in that accent i couldnt help but think of Jessica Wild.

[@ItsJustAnotherSwede]

Can you PLEASE invite fellow youtuber Mamrie Hart to be a part of an upcoming Retro Review? She recently hosted a web series called "This Might Get" and there is an episode where she's talking about Problematic Rom-Com Movies from her childhood. She's hilarious and I think you guys would have GREAT chemistry together! Not to mention that she probably would make you a fabulous drink in the process. ;)

[@amblebramble3571]

I forget, have you guys review Netflix originals? If so, would you consider doing a review on Wine Country?

[@tomorrow2593]

Have you guys seen the Suspiria remake?

[@samllyn]

theory 1 is that shes hungarian as a reference to elizabeth bathory, who i believe kidnapped virgin girls for their blood. theory 2 is that it's a deep cut joke about how eva gabor sounded so hungarian but played a french cat in aristocats, and now someone sounding so french is playing a hungarian. maybe some kind of satire? i dont know but i'm here for any gabor reference.

[@thisnerdyninja]

You guys really taught me what camp was and made me think about why I love certain movies because they were so campy. So like, thanks for that Avaryl and Andrew

[@danieldavidai1004]

Literally the best part of my day, watching you icons speak for an hour

[@FOXHOUND-wv5lk]

I loved that you showed the clip of her dancing like 4 times

[@ellensandlian3575]

Unrelated but I just had to tell you guys about an interactive viewing of Clue that a library that I work at put on. It was hosted by a local drag queen and involved props and lots of silly fun. My supervisor let me attend even though I was on the clock and half the staff attended because we have our priorities straight.

[@robertog34]

With those mugs, it looks like you are drinking cafecito con piquete ( that's coffee with alcohol here in Mexico)

[@freckledghost3085]

Movie review “I wish it was a little camper” well that can apply to most films I think.

[@athirdprostitute2912]

Oh damn yes

[@kieranpiles6845]

That awkward moment when my 2nd cousin is called Neil Jordan, who is also Irish , and is also in the acting/film business 😐

[@izzypowell3197]

The "keeping Stephen Rea in work" line had me wheezing - Avaryl is always spot on. I watched Company of Wolves (now one of my fave movies, so fabulously kooky) and kept thinking "Why do I know him???" Cuz he's in *everything*, is why. Ace review as always!

[@sheliabender1876]

You guys should review repo the Genetic Opera

[@ricardogava1001]

Drink every time they say camp

[@chaayaje]

These movies make NY seems so crazy like yes i saw a naked homeless woman on the train punching a blanket but i swear it’s not that serious lol

[@BriarRouge]

People in scary movies never break any windows! I don’t understand! I don’t care about who will pay for it! Run away!

[@JirosWorld]

Predicting how good Chloë Grace Moretz would be in some kind of shark movie, means you predicted 'Shadow in the Cloud' and that is why I will always love you.

[@mikailagray]

Breakfast on Pluto is my movie I saw it in like ninth grade on Logo and I was never the same since!!

[@pillbobaggins]

I haven't seen the film, but I feel like it would be greatly improved if Isabelle wore a burnt orange kidnapping kaftan.

[@musicman7416]

Drop Dead Fred retro review!!!!!!!

[@arthurojimenez883]

I thought it was a new Greta Gerwig movie😂

[@Jondjond]

"Is that your stalker? Good luck!" LOL

[@danielvmay]

Kept thinking Vanjie every time you mentioned cookie cutters, now I want Vanjie walking backwards in the cookie cutter scene.

[@lebkha]

Thank you for uploading this review; I needed a break from the drama in the beauty community on KZbin.

[@eventingirl001]

they needed to insert the dream sequence from murder my sweet when Chloe Moretz was drugged.

[@lalalalala2958]

Holy shit you said Boise! I feel fulfilled that someone from California has some vague idea about Idaho.

[@hocuspocus111]

was there a frog in the background making noises

[@iain9757]

You also want a mug you can dunk a whole biscuit in and those mugs look like you definitely could

[@andreassn5050]

Speaking of Isabelle Huppert, please do a RetroReview of 8 Women for Christmas. It's an all-female ensemble cast that includes both Catherine Deneuve and Isabelle Huppert, among other big French names, and it mixes farce, melodrama, musical, and murder-mystery film. It'll satisfy your needs of both Huppert and camp.

[@semr.1654]

I have this forbidden fantasy where you guys review every Jeremy Irons movie ever but sadly that will probably never happen, but i can dream.

[@Nicoleneedsahobby]

And two weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed! Will you guys please do a Legally Blonde retro review??

[@tayloradams1160]

MovieBitches reviews don’t usually disappoint me, but you didn’t make one Coco Peru reference, not once! That hair descending during the chase scene - it could only be Ms. Peru.

[@MeganSin]

Also also, with the release of the live action Aladdin soon, will we be getting an og Aladdin retro review?

[@rik2877]

Everytime you upload a review about a movie i haven't seen, you say to stop the video and watch the movie. I always listen (becasue you two know best), but it makes me sad because now i don't get to watch the video. And i really want to!!!

[@carveylover]

Just got done cleaning my house. Now time to watch my two favorite people on youtube.

[@hs9868]

Okay, but y’all not gonna tell us what type of tea ur drinking?

[@ariadnestyx1463]

OMG! I literally kept forgetting what time period this movie was it just because of Chloe's hair.

[@gaber1346]

*talking about Neil Jordan* Me: Wait Andrew hasn’t seen Breakfast on Pluto! Wait I was 10 when that movie came out how have I seen Breakfast on Pluto? #ThanksLogo

[@moomoopuppy5810]

What movie is the "Where Are You Taking Me?!" a reference to?

[@matthews2365]

Andrew, I know you hate horror movies but I would love for you guys to review IT before Chapter 2 comes out!

[@FAubrey-pg6mp]

My way to fix this movie is... 1) Greta pretends she used to work at French vogue 2) Lose the sappy dog angle and make Chloe and her Kim Basinger hair want to schmooze Greta to get into the fashion industry 3) Greta shows off her fabulous wardrobe and tells Chloe her returned bag is Vintage Dior and very rare 4) Chloe finds the bags (no post-its) and is disturbed Greta is lying to her 5) No one else gives a shit about the bag clue and she tries to forget about it in the hopes of getting her 'in' into modelling 6) Greta gives her a makeover and tells her to lose the KB hair she gets a pixie cut 7) Things proceed in a similar way but poor Samantha in the bag also has a pixie cut 8) Now the Hungarian thing makes sense as being French is all part of her alias as a fashion journalist. Boom. Now the movie makes a lot more sense and you can have some high camp makeover montages in your horror film. My work here is done.

[@danderson8431]

I brother just got a land line this week, it came with his cable package.

[@louiegagner4186]

I was literally just thinking like yesterday to myself, “hmmm, I feel like the review is coming”

[@serenityq26]

i have no idea what this movie is lol never heard of it. lets go!

[@ian-xg7ny]

I went to see this movie with my mom and she and I laughed the whole time because it was so stupid

[@Jenova12]

Breakfast on Pluto was great!

[@joshgradilone9583]

How has Andrew seen like no movie and Avaryl has seen every movie?

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

*Pauses to go watch trailer* I’ve never heard of this movie. Edit: I saw the trailer and now I’m so intrigued and wanna watch the movie

[@mabeltorres1973]

you have to watch The Guest!

[@sybyl1087]

YES, finally some appreciation for Ms Huppert!

[@fatimaa.4267]

Can you please do a detective pikachu review? I kinda wanna see that...

[@truhorhonor5966]

Andrew....you really should see 'The Crying Game'. I do not want to spoil anything!

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

“I’m a size queen turns out” lol best line ever

[@JacobLomax]

This movie seemed like it was afraid to be actually weird or disturbing- it would get to that edge and never fully deliver- Hollywood always playing things so damn safe these days- when you try to appease everyone you please NO ONE-

[@nathancreek6086]

You guys should review (or at least just watch) Wine Country on Netflix.... Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer, wine, lesbians, a lot of old people using technology jokes.... What's not to love

[@davidrodriguez647]

They were talking about her dead daughter who GRETA said “was studying in France”

[@moviecrush8624]

God bless y'all, seriously, you guys are so charming. I'm so drunk right now but everything you say is hilarious so it doesn't matter... I'll be drunk for both of y'all for this review. Brought to you by my rum sponsors Bobbi and Brandy.

[@MeganSin]

Also would you guy be able to review the my dad wrote a porno hbo special?

[@freckledghost3085]

Please name the mugs.

[@serenityq26]

saw the crying game and breakfast on pluto

[@saidmrabet4474]

If you want more Isabelle Huppert being creepy, you should review The Piano Teacher. Actually... never mind.

[@sergiomelendez285]

I'm so confused, what is Samantha??? (Weird moving alien body in basement) like what did she do to her?

[@WhatIsItAboutThem]

Sergio Melendez She drugged her to the point of not being able to move and put like hardcore cleaning powder that literally corrodes shit to break down onto her so she'd melt to death

[@thetrashcollector853]

I fucking live for you guys 😂💕

[@Boomerang1992]

I love you guys!

[@iain9757]

This movie did look very 80s from the trailers

[@Ftroo-eu3cx]

andrew looks like pete buttigieg

[@timothystrathman9227]

The friend was terrible

[@yusefendure]

The best part of the film was Greta's restaurant tantrum/meltdown. The second act dragged and the ending was oh-so Hollywood. Frances played the victim to the point of mild outrage. She cut Greta's finger off, knocks her out but doesn't finish the job and runs into the basement. The 'slow fade' usually fails with stalkers also. That was the dumbest move made in the film.

[@jamiemetrick4739]

Retro review The Crying Game ?!

[@lukewarmmess_]

Can you PLEASE do a review of Obsessed??? The Beyoncé film that is full on camp erotic thriller trash PERFECTION.

[@mikailagray]

This movies was unreasonably funny to me

[@MISFITaddict]

I thought it was a Greta Garbo film lol.. oh well.

[@paddy3702]

Movie : not meant to be campy at all Movie bitches: WE WANT MORE GAYY YASS

[@wbtothey]

Now I know why my bf refused to see this cheers 🥂

[@annatttttttt67584]

Single White Female retro review?

[@ukoowkolli4905]

Chloë Moretz was an annoying brat on the 30 Rock. I was going to say that she is a child as she was born in 1997, but then I backtracked a bit 'cos I didn't remember that it's 2019 and I'm OLD.

[@jordonrweinhold]

He’s really cute

[@bungorogers7067]

Black has always been a hack for hire - he got lucky/had uncreddited help on films he's respected for. I walked away from the Nice Guys half way through due to the cliche dude bro crap Black lives for. He never evolved and is just cashing checks.

[@MeganSin]

This movie didn’t really interest me judging by your review, maybe it should have been more like the j-horror movie, audition. If you have no idea what I’m talking about. Audition is a movie by Takashi Miike, who I call the Japanese cronenburg except more fucked up. It’s about a widower who decides to get back into the dating scene and holds fake auditions to me the right girl and meets the seemingly right girl, but oh boy! She’s not! Granted that movie is more body horror but it still has the same what the fuck elements you were talking about. I think this movie was trying to be hereditary but not....

[@brajeshsingh2391]

so I learnt Chloe is pronounced as Khloe .

[@Courtneycoxsterriblebangs]

My thoughts before watching this video were I really wanted to watch that movie but I love MovieBitches, and we can see which of those thoughts won now