Griefer Jesus Speaks To DarkViperAU (GTA V Chaos Mod)

[@DarkViperAU]

Join in my chat to participating in voting during GTA V Chaos Mod www.twitch.tv/DarkViperAU Memes referenced: My Name: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ql6zoWh_jdSKaq8 Jesus beating Train: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bafbfGuNeZirkK8 $702 Big Mac: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5jEi5J9lJt6i9U Techno Jesus Song: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZXSZXivrJl3p68 I am ill so can't do anything today. I am releasing this because it amused me. This was written and commissioned without my knowledge by my mods: Avenge, MilkTeaWithoutBubbles, BobTheMartin, B3AR, and Damaggio. I will do Chaos tomorrow if I feel better.

[@solario27]

Do take care of yourself 😁

[@Not_Aran8276]

Lyrics Midunesti nane, nane nane, sarebaz-OoOoOoO [Earrape] AAA- Ricky astley: AaAaA!- Ricky astley: There's no stranger danger Ricky astley: I think I'm going to commit suicide Ricky astley: *rick astley aiming a shotgun to his head and screaming* Ricky astley: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa ɪᴛ's ᴀʟʟ ᴡᴀs ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ farts AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa [?]: no no no no Ricky astley: Sheep AAAAAAAAAAAAA A-A-A-A-A Ricky astley: i jUsT wAnT tO gO sLeEp FoReVeEr Ricky astley: Don't you fucking understand? Ricky astley: *Gotta* Ricky astley: *Gotta* Ricky astley: *Gotta* Ricky astley: *Gotta* _GIVE UP_ *_LET GOOO_* Ricky astley: *Gotta kill yourself and* Ricky astley: _And go DIE_ [nothing to see here] [keep it clean text and dQw4w9WgXcQ remixed with mario theme] Nobody: bPrrOOOP :| :) Ricky astley: I'M GAY [ ] Ricky Astley Screaming: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEEeEeE Never gonna game :O Never gonna game **Gamer merch** FilthyFrank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABABABOOAAAAAA A guys: *dancing above POWER GENERATOR* 🕺 🕺 ________________________ _______________ | | | | POWER GENERATOR | ⚡ | | | | --------------------------------------- ------------------ ------------------ wasted ___________ [ ] bLack PussI Nobody: IiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIaAAAAAAAWWWWWEEEEEEE- Ricky astley: We known each other OoOTher Ricky astley: False alarm [Aplausos] [Música] Ricky astley: Gotta take a shit Rickley Astley: shitted on the ground AwOAwOwOaWOWOAO

[@laust3998]

E

[@blitzedoblivion4280]

Yessss lad

[@Staticsattics]

Take care of yourself Matt

[@windwind3170]

"You're a lost cause, even for me" - Jesus.

[@toshkokanzas]

"Your sins shall not be forgotten"

[@Rayuza]

Always thought he says "Youre a lost soul".

[@gtagamer991]

@@Rayuza I always understood "You´re an asshole, even to me!"

[@NorthAyase]

@@gtagamer991 It's lost *soul,* the whole religion thing.

[@fatman5876]

You really should pray.

[@gustasborusas6355]

“We are blessed and cursed” - big smoke 1992 A.D

[@NBrixH]

Just like it says in the book.

[@ornev5159]

“Same things make us laugh, make us cry” Melvin “big Smoke” harris

[@Marshuma]

@@MrSinjoy Same things make us laugh, make us cry.

[@3BrainCells3]

@@MrSinjoy Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone duh

[@NBrixH]

PissLord 10 Big Smoke’s name is fucking Melvin Harris?!

[@leodai8620]

Greifer Jesus should’ve said “merryweather fleets here bro”

[@RyanPoutine]

Here bro the Merry weather fleets

[@jdc68]

That's Griefer Satan's line

[@gabrielsavin9731]

“Fleets bro marryweather here”

[@Infarlock]

The horror

[@babanas66]

Gabriel Savin marryweather... The marrying company Lol

[@bluerobot8543]

He shoulda flown away in an Oppressor Mk 2

[@TartagliaThe_11th_McDsEmployee]

He disappeared because chat voted for his appearance

[@CaveyMoth]

Would have been hilarious if it had the Jetsons flying car sound, too.

[@blank899]

@@trashyclips4488 but in Chaos Mod He has a oppressor mk2

[@KLenjoyer]

He would’ve been a gta online Jesus griefer then

[@anotheftifloga9069]

no he should have been holding a raygun

[@ALKUN87]

Jesus in his living years = *"Believe in me, or you can't come to heaven."* Jesus now *"Pray for me or else..."*

[@crystalcampos6787]

Or else merryweather fleet will be here

[@mohamedwael7973]

*loads railgun with religious intent*

[@mystari4445]

Same thing, different wording.

[@stuffandthings4364]

Pretty much the same

[@fourscarlet7581]

Why is there a dislike on this comment? This is my first time watching this video.

[@imbobb]

i cant belive jesus chose matt out of everyone in the entire universe

[@Andrew110]

He does f him up sometimes lol

[@karanszimiawan8913]

matt got a good rng then

[@TeCeeBoi]

He was 'Dreaming' when he chose matt

[@ZirexNorcruin]

Literally one in billions chance

[@notyourbusiness1352]

He is the 'chosen one'. We can't change it.

[@andhikant274]

One day, one a certain moment, and a "certainly good" RNG, the first three option will be: 1. Spawn Griefer Jesus 2. Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus 3. Jesus Takes the Wheel 4. ...

[@awesomeorrandomstaff6915]

Jesus takes the wheel

[@andhikant274]

@Kieran Machin Aah yess, the one thing that the modder must add in the future. Maybe somehow, we could "accidentally" see Jesus vs Jesus XD

[@imrpovking845]

4 needs to be Teleport to Heaven.

[@sejoki1]

@Kieran Machin But Jesus can't kill Jesus. We clearly need companion Buddha, pacifist Buddha and extreme pacifist Buddha, who force you to resolve every conflict peacefully by taking away your weapons and do yoga instead.

[@RedMo46]

4: Send player to heaven

[@JustALostSoul0]

If only jesus was there when the merryweather fleet had came.

[@NathanWhitford]

!orb ,ereh s'teelf rehtaewyrreM

[@thesupersonicstig]

¡oɹq 'ǝɹǝɥ s,ʇǝǝlɟ ɹǝɥʇɐǝʍʎɹɹǝW

[@alecu5885]

M e r r y w e a t h e r f l e e t ' s h e r e b r o

[@patricknintemann924]

@@MrSinjoy Watch pacifist percent

[@HOTD108_]

...bro

[@stefmyt5062]

The amount of inside jokes inside of this is amazing. Like the $700 Big Mac. I love it.

[@IDespiseYouNumber27]

I'm really out of the loop on the $700 Big Mac, what happened?

[@dawidkucyk8687]

@@IDespiseYouNumber27 he went to mcdonalds got a $2 big mac or something and then hit someones car pretty sure, just search up 702$ big mac and it'll come up with a video about it, hope this helps

[@IDespiseYouNumber27]

@@dawidkucyk8687 Thanks a lot!

[@stefmyt5062]

@@IDespiseYouNumber27 A few years ago, Matt went to McDonalds, as he was parked his backed up and crashed into another driver, the insurance premium was $700. And whilst he was there he decided to at least get a big mac. So in the end his Big Mac costed him $702.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

@@stefmyt5062 He went there for the $2 Big Mac but ended up crashing

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

And thus as they entered the valley of Bone, Phillip spake unto Michael, "Behold, brother! Fleets of Merryweather approacheth!"

[@yammmit]

laughed way too hard at this

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

@@yammmit heh nice :)

[@furymern8162]

Blessed are those who join the merryweather fleets for they shall be called children of griefer jesus

[@overusedfaucetgaming2886]

I remember when jesus took the car in prologue and beat the train, if only he would have taken the wheel a second time.

[@Staticsattics]

Yes. Griefer Jesus I will be a part of Your religon. TAKE ME AWAYYY

[@Staticsattics]

@xBirds Rail guns i believe but yes

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

A SWEET ESCAAAAPE

[@Staticsattics]

@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep lmao Yess

[@vibbamusic2691]

Why can I hear my gf saying this?

[@Staticsattics]

@@vibbamusic2691 Who knows? Sike im too young lmao

[@JustJohn505]

*"Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus"*

[@raybla]

If he cant take the wheel, he takes your life.

[@dafaceofdoomm484]

Where’s the oppressor?

[@karthikrajan3553]

He is not the extreme one

[@thatguy9470]

This is griefer Jesus, not extreme griefer Jesus

[@sashimiroll5055]

In the shop

[@fast_but_reckless9052]

@@thatguy9470 Alright then where's his rail gun? I'm calling it fake.

[@dafaceofdoomm484]

He has the railgun. In the thumbnail

[@Makarov61]

Jesus: Im sorry I killed you dozens of times Satan: *I just wanna say, I am a huge fan*

[@satan8593]

I am huge fan

[@Makarov61]

@@satan8593 nice

[@hahhah5981]

"The same things that make us laugh, makes us cry" -Big smoke

[@saurabhmarotkar5452]

Wait, he spawned and the song did not play. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@Mynameisgregor]

He is powerful enough to cancel it out just to say these things

[@saurabhmarotkar5452]

Mynameisgregor Just almighty things

[@dhdhsh3803]

It’s only in highlights now

[@saurabhmarotkar5452]

@ So then it'll play only on Christmas?

[@em__1]

this is the unedited video, not the highlights

[@wout5751]

This is comedy gold edit:"strimma"

[@Andrew110]

Nice 'strimma'

[@pluto3194]

"Hello DarkViperAU, if that's even your real name" It's not, everyone knows it's DarkWiper

[@Jackster1]

Me when I poop

[@caldarinavyfleet]

DarkWeeber

[@cheeto4789]

DorkViper

[@manuromerofernandez9720]

Darkwiper washer

[@theycalledme4776]

“I know I’ve killed you a thousand times” *Legendary*

[@trindalas]

Honestly I think it’s more than a thousand times, lol

[@flamingburitto]

Never thought i would see jesus say Mcdonalds, buddy and fuck in one video.

[@zombinea.7699]

TOP 10 trailers, that hyped all of humanity.

[@polarknight5376]

And Matt then asked Jesus, "But then why, Jesus, were there only one pair of footprints when the Merryweather fleet was here bro?" And Jesus replied "my feet were tired, I was riding on my sick oppressor MKII."

[@Grungen1]

Truly a God tier comment

[@polarknight5376]

@@Grungen1 nice pun.

[@LifeBeyondLyrics]

Chaos mod jesus montage of all the jesus moments is a must have

[@brajanekkarlik7460]

Me: Mom can you buy me Griefer Jesus. Mom: We already have Griefer Jesus at home. Griefer Jesus at home:

[@TrashMan_DAnny]

Gotta say, I just recently got into DarkViper around December of last year and finding this video after watching chaos streams made my day, I would of never thought this Jesus guy would come back into my life

[@Dabadi4834]

patrolling the mojave almost make you wish for a nuclear winter

[@gabrielsantana6161]

Yes, it is locked. And yes, I can see you eye-ing.

[@Louis-sq5mn]

I miss fallout nv... I need to start a new playthrough soon

[@supermichelangelo5763]

We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that.

[@luiseduardoribeiro164]

This is a video I didn't know I needed but boy am I glad I got it.

[@Gryjlfkagor]

I didnt even realize how early I was, 5 star video!

[@polarknight5376]

It's got helicopters AND tanks chasing after it!

[@Icy_Pumpkin]

Coming back to this video. This video introduced me to Matto. Showed up in my algorithm randomly clicked on it and checked out his stream because this was funny I’m so happy I ran into this man.

[@liamyt123]

You know matt is serious when he gets god involved

[@alex_and_er_g]

Griefer Jesus' aimbot skills nailed my recommended videos list. Of course.

[@timox8]

can't wait for 1. Griefer Jesus 2. Extreme Griefer Jesus 3.Jesus Take The Wheel 4.Teleport To Waypoint

[@tyrant_frank.6446]

Best video I saw, especially on my birthday.

[@DarkViperAU]

Happy Birthday :)

[@tyrant_frank.6446]

@@DarkViperAU Thanks bro. Appreciate it

[@thespearmeister2251]

"You're a lost soul. Even to me"

[@musicalhistory4392]

I've been missing Chaos lately, but this is a reminder and has restored my faith.

[@Miichi5]

We truly don't need another god, this.... Is the perfect and neverending one

[@deathslinger218]

Our god is an awesome god

[@cannonf0dder927]

Props to the team for supporting socalchrist, that guy's been through some rough times.

[@MarshallRawR]

Alright, who's next to dress up as Impotent Rage and make a video like this.. just to yell Impooootent Raaaaage and box the camera

[@inujosha]

Omg this was awesome and I'm ao glad to have had this in my life.

[@spagetisauce4208]

Now all we need is for brad to say sorry maybe even impotent rage

[@aesthetic.adrian]

About to hit 300K! Let's gooooo! I'm excited for you Matt

[@NameNik223]

Now I'm waiting for a message from Impotent Rage and Angry Alien

[@logankerr2620]

CONGRATS ON 300K GOOD ON YA BEEN HERE SINCE THE STARTS:):)

[@chintan3957]

I'm currently not well but this made me feel a bit good

[@coolvideos7440]

Duolingo: Never miss a lesson Jesus Christ: Pray for me or else.

[@flatfingertuning727]

Could Pongo add an option to the mod so that whenever Griefer Jesus is nearby, the game would play the clip of him singing "Awesome god" on the sound-effects channel, so Matt could react live to the sound rather than merely having it added in post?

[@ThePikachuThing]

this is amazing, so glad I found your channel dude, love your content :)

[@fwebber13]

Hope the dudes alright after what happened a while back with something to do with his son I believe. I think his family were part of a "Cult" like religion and they kept his son from him

[@fsssquare4702]

Yeah it's a pretty fucked up situation but I'm happy to see people supporting him. The family supposedly also went after him because he portrays Jesus as well

[@michaelextreme6357]

Best twitch promo I've ever seen from a KZbin, deserve all the subs ❤️

[@SnowyBooni]

Ello there old chum!

[@Auziee]

This was uploaded for me at 8:30 am for me. And if you expect me to get up then you're dead wrong.

[@AKXSL_]

This feels like Epsilon 2.0

[@unknownusername9983]

This video is legendary.

[@longbv11]

oh hey that's the guy on vespucci beach

[@aidenlonzi]

At 6pm, he gets off his Oppressor Mk II and says the day is done. Actually, I wouldn’t say it’s done. He just becomes Griefer Jesus.

[@krossdraws]

I mean, you keep shooting him with the Railgun...

[@zumbatralumba7063]

Don't forget the opressor

[@Rando_26]

I like how you didn't want new people to feel left out, so you put the inside memes that were referenced in the description

[@willgotpower]

our god is an awesome god ✝

[@Tyocity]

I cant explain how hard I laughed at this. Thanks for the late night laugh.

[@Fryd.]

Awesome God

[@troll-0]

And this is why god granted viper haven when he knocked out you

[@Gentlemannus]

Anyone: What's your religion? Me: *this* That anyone: Where can I join?

[@augustoscapini3371]

so amazing of your mods to do this

[@Fryte]

that's pretty early upload here

[@adrian29811]

""strimmer""

[@reuben4721]

This guy must be so confused about what he has been asked to say 😂

[@Vanir624]

So many callbacks to old videos, love it 😂

[@angelsubba8155]

Funny as f*uck

[@snowrider289]

I love that extreme greifer Jesus is a fucking barcode broom stick abuser, it's so perfect XD

[@therealchris5894]

I wouldn't trust him Matt. He's kinda fishy.

[@ivailok3376]

Probably one of your best videos ever, GG

[@shuaibghaffar6306]

You’re a lost soul, even to me

[@artistracums8340]

This is the best thing i've seen all year

[@Keokithederp]

0/10 not in the shirt and jeans nor on a jet engine welded to a motorbike

[@glanishc8388]

Its a joke take it as one lol

[@SoManySquids]

Matt man almost 300k can't wait

[@big..cheese2574]

why is the link 0UWOHvioI0w, uwu?? ps. best god ever

[@jacekd2312]

Best ad of stream ever

[@user-ew5vj1sl1u]

We can make a religion out of it.

[@dannym1882]

No don't.

[@brodyking7095]

@@dannym1882 Why not?

[@briangonigal3974]

So who else took this as a signal that he was currently streaming a Chaos% run on Twitch only to be disappointed when they checked & found it wasn't the case? ...Just me then?

[@DarkViperAU]

Sorry mate :(

[@najdovski6327]

xd how much you paid him

[@BruhlandVideoDepot]

"This was written and commissioned without my knowledge by my mods: MilkTeaWithoutBubbles, BobTheMartin, B3AR, and Damaggio"

[@jvfroy8582]

5$

[@me_rocks_42]

This is hilarious

[@jeyk2439]

Third comment and first like :D Anyway, Looks like Jesus have a message

[@TotallyNotBepsi]

Nope

[@mauricioaquino4614]

Shut up

[@liamtitan5598]

This is the most blessed thing on this planet. This is peak.

[@KoreyVortex]

Because you don't listen i could have guided you Also jesus: snipes au for no reason 100 million times

[@Infarlock]

*Jesus take the wheel* *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL* *NOOO WAIT STOP*

[@andreware2039]

In the name of GRIEFER JESUS we shall make him suffer more than ever!

[@CentreMetre]

This is why i love this channel

[@DiceMan20]

he should've said "and remember, the merryweather fleet, is here, brother"

[@eggplant3826]

best ad for his twitch channel ever

[@Leo-bw2ro]

You know what to expect next stream now, Matt.

[@AlbertSpice]

Jesus passed the vibe check

[@nogaraizer187]

The best crossover in history

[@calebkhimthang4869]

it will be done my lord ''our god is an awesome god he is''

[@Aiz34]

this is one of the best promotional videos i have seen

[@TheR53Danger]

This is the best thing I've seen all day

[@independence6761]

The perfect video

[@Freeproceeds]

Merryweather Fleets here bro All we had to do was get past the damn scientist Matto! *mission fail*