How to Protect Your Computer from Getting Shot by an MBT

[@MVGEN36]

Now i won’t have to worry about a tank coming to my house and exploding my windows 7

[@MVGEN36]

The power of expired intel in windows 7 will block the tank

[@clox4550]

No worries, your indestructible B16B from your EG6 will deflect the shell to the guardrail, as long as you tape the car in place, preferably with F L E X T A P E

[@MVGEN36]

y e s

[@MVGEN36]

New honda civic eg6 now with vtec replaced with intel

[@lolmeme69_]

Ah yes, the best OS

[@connorfitzpatrick7961]

“There could be a mbt outside your window right now.” *Slowly opens blinds*

[@GameMaker3_5]

0:54

[@_awkwardness_5884]

People who live in Afghanistan: *I don't see anything wrong with this*

[@sweetllew5004]

@@_awkwardness_5884 or people in Russia or China either

[@tr0y644]

but you’ll just never know

[@menooNFT]

slowly opens blinds in 9th story holy shi-

[@shady_chin921]

The chance of a main battle tank behind you is low...But never zero

[@UltraNyan]

Daily reminder that in an infinite universe, any non zero chance cenario will happen, that is, you might be stalked by a main battle tank.

[@renster143]

So true

[@zeroyuki92]

Just few weeks ago an old AMX 13 tank accidentally rolled over a random street food cart in my city, so yeah the chance is not zero.

[@Liindir]

@@zeroyuki92 Lolwut? Excuse me, but what chain of events lead to that conclusion?

[@OG_BiggieCheese]

I Always thought i Had to worry about a russian Hack Bades on NSA Technologie Bit zhis opened my eyes

[@Cyranek]

thanks for the tutorial

[@solarianinquisitor3978]

Hey

[@droftrop4135]

yup,10/10 service!

[@Falcon-nz2ug]

amazing service

[@TheDeadMeme27]

helo

[@engi.2]

Every video I watch you're in the comments

[@Anchor-Supreme]

I love how it’s almost assumed that a MBT is an entirely sentient creature with malicious intent against all computers.

[@mwallace2922]

They are evil

[@josephnigel8811]

I love how this implies there are not people inside the tank. It just does this its own.

[@fabianmarcoschau]

It would be even funnier if there would be tho😂

[@samsungtelevision3093]

The tank run by a Machine Spirit.

[@unblamed1884]

@@samsungtelevision3093praise the omnissiah

[@gunslingergirl2579]

Did you see Free Guy? When he asked for a cappuccino, the tank turret started turning his way. Pretty sure it was an NPC.

[@BlueSmash_404]

WoT logic

[@ScorpoYT]

I would like to report a local KV-2 refrigerator tank stalking me

[@S1llycat-r8i]

Oh boi Giant fridge

[@thecrue1496]

Uhm yes I’d like to report an ASU-57 in my air vents I can hear him skittering around in there should I call an exterminator

[@ArcticArmy]

"MBT"

[@misaelarvizu9616]

Battle tank sus😳

[@Frserthegreenengine]

"No sorry it can't be a KV-2 that is following you. A KV-2 is not a Main Battle tank, it's a heavy tank. We only help you if the aggressor is a Main Battle Tank. We can't help you. Sorry."

[@noshurviverse8388]

Issue is the ERA was placed perpendicular to the incoming threat. It has to be at an angle for it to work appropriately.

[@BosnianApeSociety]

You are smart baby

[@r10101]

That and the ERA must be tightly secured and heavily weighed down to prevent the ERA itself from being shot onto the computer.

[@ronangoss4904]

@@r10101 once again showing the dangers of this new super threat. A single mistake result in the death of a computer.

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

ERA is only effective against HEAT shells and shaped charges

[@noshurviverse8388]

@@kerbaltubehd5737 Heavier versions work against kinetic weapons as well.

[@yoface2537]

0:13 1, I love that the Norton actually stopped the apfsds, 2, the sabot doesn't actually discard, therefore it's an apfsnds

[@dashdartfun]

Thats HEAT-FS based on the looks of it.

[@yoface2537]

@@dashdartfun Nope, the sabot just hasn't discarded, a heatfs shell would have a completely flat side not a contoured one

[@dashdartfun]

@@yoface2537 No, it wouldnt heat-fs doesnt have a flat side. The tip is usually reinforced and has a fuse, while the back part is weaker and explodes.

[@Schimml0rd]

@@dashdartfun this is apfsnds, you can clearly see the pointy dart sticking out the front

[@_Matsimus_]

I mean..... it’s not wrong.....

[@freshfrozen3035]

The man him self

[@x3-LSTR-512]

yeah i get it as an expert on this subject of security you probably know a better way to deal with mbt's

[@unclesam5230]

THE LEGENDARY MATSIMUS IS HERE? WOW AWESOME!

[@trekkienzl2862]

Pls do a video of the Scorpion tank

[@brendanarthie7703]

Go back to your mom's basement

[@StalenStefan]

"911, what's your emergency?" "I believe I am being followed by a main-battle tank"

[@floydy8359]

I too believe I am being followed by a T-90 main battle tank.

[@Contenttrough82]

Hide your computer immediately

[@maddyterrell0]

I, as well... I think I even spotted one on the 7th floor of my dormitory... scary stuff I tell ya

[@tankace324]

HELP IM BEING FOLLOWED BY A CHEIFTAIN MK6

[@roberthosford1658]

Have you tried the Tennison gambit intercontinental ballistic missile variation?

[@alloy11]

This is supprisingly a good cyber security awareness video

[@BUBB.MP3]

i bet someone came across this video and was like: “Ahhh finally”

[@genericyoutubenamegosehere7132]

ahhhhhhh finaly

[@someonecrazy115]

Ahhhh victory

[@louiss138]

You found me!

[@hubb8049]

Afghanistan

[@sprinkles7912]

This is the type of stuff I want from KZbin

[@pcsecuritychannel]

Best cybersecurity advice. I can vouch for the Norton part.

[@aaronchung8059]

I love this comment

[@rentstoohigh1587]

Shut up

[@fakeverified]

@@rentstoohigh1587 no u

[@blackandbluex]

@@rentstoohigh1587 no u

[@atakankaya1689]

Windows defender ftw!

[@Effortless_Reddit]

Me: **sees title** That's ridiculous. Why would I watch this? My brain: You never know

[@Effortless_Reddit]

@Andres _ tvs Congrats. Here goes your 69 trophy 🏆

[@keepermovin5906]

Remember the trophy for 420th like is still available so let the games continue

[@djtjpain]

Ren I wasn’t sure, and then I saw it was published by ‘Bosnian Ape Society’ and I knew I had to click.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

There's a tank watching me outside my window...help

[@revenez]

My computer: brain is right.

[@WitWizard-mn7jx7pr5p]

Yyyyooo thank you for the tutorial. My team's studio needed this. Can't tell you how many times one of use went out for coffee and came back to this.

[@doch.8039]

“It can penetrate up to 410mm of rolled homogeneous armor” Joke’s on them, my house is constructed of heterogeneous armor

[@Tonatsi]

Het's erogenous armour

[@thedepression950]

accidentally you lose your balance and the house behind you so you just tried to get help from wall to stand up but...

[@commander31able60]

@@Tonatsi you mean ahegao collage wallpaper?

[@hamper6511]

Jokes on them Im not wearing any homogeneous armor

[@somedrunkguy8786]

Are you sure you instead live in a bunker?

[@i-win]

I will now use this tutorial to prevent my computer from being shot by an MBT

[@fakemexfukoff7652]

Same

[@thatboredinternetwanderer140]

Fun fact: this video also works for a meteor my computer always gets hit by it, but i used this technique and it worked like a treat

[@evanv7420]

@@thatboredinternetwanderer140 i need to use the bathroom

[@CreepSoldier]

Armed with an 105mm Royal Ordnance L7 rifled gun

[@JeremyLikesCars]

uh

[@samsungrefrigeratorcondens4354]

I wasted 28 computers trying to watch this cause everytime I clicked on the link a battle tank shot my computer.

[@neonblade8591]

They dont want you to have the forbidden knowledge

[@javierhillier4252]

The trick is is to watch them as u click the link they never shoot when u do that

[@tvgaming2132]

28 BROKEN LAPTOPS

[@catapuscasu5534]

you could use a phone all this time

[@dy8576]

Oh no..

[@SmaMagerd69420]

As an Ohio resident I can confirm that this happens on a daily basis. Thank you Bosnian Ape Society for helping me deal with the nuisance!

[@Nova_ODT]

No, just no, don't ruin this video with shitty Ohio jokes

[@trainenthusiast5199]

In ohio 💀

[@richardidgaf8002]

World Of Tanks will regret not sponsoring this video for the rest of their lives.

[@anandsuralkar2947]

Haha

[@marc4143]

They sponsored the baguette one lmao

[@global.occult.coalition___3906]

I know I won’t now I can defeat those pesky serpants hand MBT’s

[@PeasantHunter]

Isn't this basically the plot of World Of Tanks?

[@denis441166]

I bet War Thunder did

[@calebvarnadore82]

This is a growing concern in more and more homes today, thank you for addressing this issue.

[@trinity6880]

ya

[@uncle1920]

yea

[@ikmal017]

If you live in Palestine or Syria yeah

[@uncle1920]

@@ikmal017 bruh you just broke the 'yea' chain

[@chuchuokeke]

Lmao

[@rartedrussian4219]

I kept thinking this would somehow turn into a Nord VPN ad.

[@davidecarucci1073]

Nord VPN cant protect your computer from a 105mm armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot

[@lunerdytrenlal3]

U are enemy

[@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmok]

@@davidecarucci1073 but ExpressVPN can

[@davidecarucci1073]

@@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmok no, you need 1000 superior mesurement units of non explosive reactive armor

[@atropabelladonna504]

you just turned it into one

[@bradymenting5120]

what is in my search history that made youtube recommend this? this just showed up on my recommendations out of nowhere and I absolutely love it.

[@Andres_2004]

everyone: *laughing* GTA civilians: this information is priceless

[@Acceletracks]

Dude honestly lol

[@alt1f4]

Hanan

[@cheeky9334]

You're not funny

[@rokuyasu9143]

@@cheeky9334 bruh he is I'm laughing rn

[@kiibotheultimaterobot6403]

@@cheeky9334 Go to r/mirror

[@motifity3416]

I bet this guy's computer would want to get obliterated after rendering that tank.

[@grantdotjpg]

I almost let my gay takeover and say "I also want to be obliterated by a main battle tank."

[@alexello1189]

@@grantdotjpg I also want to render that tank

[@guvyygvuhh298]

Here is how you render that tank: tanks.gg/tank/centurion-51/model?vm=visual Its a 5/1 not a 5/2, thats an 84mm gun not a 105

[@CrimsonKaia]

Aha! A fellow coloured Crusader!

[@motifity3416]

@@CrimsonKaia I see. We just need the 5 others to be complete

[@rishiranjan5132]

My Mother: What are you looking at outside the window. Me : Just searching for an MBT

[@humanbeingwithinternet4031]

LOOK! ONES TH- *that's no MBT...*

[@asimanand3649]

Noice

[@rishiranjan5132]

@@asimanand3649 hehehehehehe

[@albinskold8792]

@@humanbeingwithinternet4031 then what was it?

[@humanbeingwithinternet4031]

@@albinskold8792 It's the pc_destroyer9000

[@eliscerebralrecyclingbin7812]

Wow, that was a close one! You posted this video just in time! Thanks, BAS!

[@sikopara]

"Never accept unidentified substances from a main battle tank" Wish I knew that before...

[@JustAnotherRandomPersonOnline]

How many extra hands grew out of you?

[@andreesapissarra]

What do you mean? I accept that all the ti-

[@everythingawesome9616]

Oh look! A phone called "not an IED"!

[@minhducnguyen674]

Proceeding to snort DU dust

[@Ato-3000J]

@@tthung8668 I grew a tail, 3 more toes and and finger on my elbow. Is that a bad sign?

[@NimbusIzayoi]

This entire channel is just one big internet gem.

[@Manglet762]

It feels like Early KZbin Era content and I like that.

[@Cringemoment4045]

Yeah

[@artyom9044]

Have you seen filthy Frank

[@jannetoropainen9865]

Totalllyyy agreeeeesddddd

[@blakekopacz2991]

Yes

[@hiimreizy3381]

"The chance of your computer got shot by a tank is low, but never zero"

[@mrnoob-333]

Indeed

[@poopooman9658]

These is a good english

[@peterahdy7354]

@@poopooman9658 English level 100

[@KidnapT]

Holy shit that’s deep

[@tundcwe123]

The chance of your computer getting ran over by a tank is even lower. But still not zero.

[@HeinrichDerGrosse1298]

-911 what’s your emergency? -there is a Leopard 2 stalking me from outside my house -You mean there are two Leopards outside your house?? - No, there is a Leopard 2 staring at me with its 120-MM-RHEINMETALL-GLATTROHRKANONE MIT 42 SCHUSS

[@MsZsc]

We fire the _whole_ sabot! That’s 68% more shell, per shell!

[@whitedawn2122]

-not aperture science

[@Aaradorn]

More shell, more pen, more death. Quick maths

[@doomboygammer6009]

And 500% MORE DRAG!

[@chloe_gospinny]

lol

[@Davoda2]

And if we run out of ammo we can put our tank-bayonet on our cannon!

[@johnclement189]

Me : enters a sketchy website. Centurion : *so you've chosen death.*

[@mrpotatomanboii3237]

Lmao

[@mizta6819]

That’s why I hear that voice..

[@__SunFlow__]

Bruh

[@braaibokredstar8504]

"There might be a battle tank outside your window right now" * Syrian heavy breathing *

[@MausOfTheHouse]

(all of middle east's heavy breathing)

[@ciresfrancisco7644]

Some parts of africa heavy breathing

[@luisitocomunista546]

* Aleppo heavy breathing *

[@mabuongiorno3276]

*Donbass heavy breathing*

[@mwanikimwaniki6801]

@Just some Forest Ranger with Internet Access Jesus.

[@henrywood5462]

Thank you so much! All my computers kept getting brutally attacked by MBTs and now I know what to do!

[@Smegger1999]

Just say no. Legally, Main Battle Tanks can't shoot your computer without your consent.

[@yvethsan2x]

warcrime is a option

[@TheWither129]

“Hello, and thank you for activating the M808B Main Battle Tank. May I fire a projectile in the direction of your personal computer device?”

[@dominicjuckes3988]

That’s what the terms and conditions you didn’t read are for

[@DrChxrie]

@Sgт Sоviet i will not click that link, i will got shot with an mbt

[@zBMatt]

What if it’s a tank rapist :0? The new breed of criminal.

[@casualguy634]

Ty this really worked, however they've came back for blood and now there's a British 1994 production, fully armored 62,5 ton BAE Systems Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank powered by Perkins 1200hp CV12 TCA diesel engine and a David Brown TN54 epicyclical transmission with 6 forward and 2 reverse gears with a max speeds of 60km/h, up to 550km on road and 250km offroad with 1,592L fuel capacity, six rubber-tyred roadwheels with an idler at the front, drive sprocket on the rear and three track return rollers with second generation hydrogas suspension, fitted with William Cook Defence hydraulically adjustable double-pin tracks, it is armed with 1x 120mm L30E4 rifled gun made from high strength Electro Slag Remelting (ESR) steel with a chromium alloy lining, and fitted with a muzzle reference system and fume extractor, capable of firing L28A1 APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot) with 1720m/s muzzle velocity, 630mm penetration, and 3,5km range, with an ammunition storage of 49 rounds, it can also carry the L31 HESH (High Explosive Squashed Head) and L34 white phosphorus smoke rounds, besides the main gun The Challenger 2 is also armed with a L94A1 EX-34 7.62 mm chain gun coaxially to the left of the main gun, and a 7.62 mm L37A2 (GPMG) machine gun mounted on a pintle on the loader's hatch ring. 4,200 rounds of 7.62 mm ammunition are carried, it had a digital fire control computer from Computing Devices Co of Canada contains two 32-bit processors with a MIL STD1553B databus, and has capacity for additional systems, for example a Battlefield Information Control System, a panoramic SAGEM VS 580-10 gyrostabilised sight with laser rangefinder with elevation ranges of +35° to -35°, eight periscopes for the commander's stations with 360° view, and Thermal Observation and Gunnery Sight II (TOGS II) from Thales which provides night and thermal vision, a stabilised primary sight using a laser rangefinder with a range of 200 m to 10 km, and a Thales Optronics image-intensifying Passive Driving Periscope (PDP) for night driving, it is protected by second generation Chobam amor with up to 1000mm against KE (Kinetic Energy) rounds and 1474mm against HEAT (High Explosive Anti Tank) rounds on the upper front hull and 1250mm again KE and 1500mm against HEAT on the turret and can be equipped with Dorchester armor package and ERA (Explosive Reactive Armor) if necessary, it is also fitted with NBC protection and automatic fire suppression systems, as well as VIRSSS (Visual and Infra-Red Smoke Screening System) with five L8 smoke grenade dischargers on each side of the turret, it also had heating and cooling for the crew compartment, an ESS (Exhaust Smoke System) which injects diesel fuel into the exhaust outlets on either side of the hull top towards the rear creating smoke, and finally a boiling vessel (BV) for water, which can be used to brew tea, ramen or produce other hot beverages and heat boil-in-the-bag meals contained in field ration packs outside my house

[@minecraftuser1502]

This man is a mad lad.

[@sadtoaster6341]

What the fu-

[@crobbo6607]

R.u.n

[@arya31ful]

Yes

[@quirble]

They will have to get water for their boiling vessel, and the perfect distraction can be set up to help you escape. Open the door of your house, and turn the tap on. When the crew gets out of the tank to fill their boiling vessel, throw ramen packets away from the tank and the crew will be lured away to demonstrate what they can do with their mighty boiling vessel. Then you can simply take their tank (after turning off your water of course, you do not want your water bill to skyrocket) and they will have no defense. Just remember, you have to make sure they take the boiling vessel with them (if they leave it in the tank, they will know where you are at all times and you will get airstriked by a Harrier jet)

[@adsads2754]

"How to protect your computer from getting shot my MBT" Me a living in Syria: FINALLY!!!

[@susiolu]

under-rated yet dark

[@adrianisbad7598]

You probably use norton anti virus then

[@manylittlefish693]

Oof that's dark... I wish you the best man...

[@adsads2754]

@@manylittlefish693 Nah am fine can't say the same for my cousins tho

[@adrianisbad7598]

@@adsads2754 tell them to get explosive armour for themselves duh

[@potatozgoated]

Thank you so much for posting this video. My aunt was constantly dealing with this and it was making it much more difficult to get work done. Now she doesn't have to worry about that thank you

[@f.b.i5261]

“There may be a main battle tank outside your window right now” Me living in 16th floor: *confuse screaming*

[@sryinge3867]

:)

[@rasperinlaboratories5392]

The possibilitys of a flying tank are low but never 0

[@ship_sickly4119]

But you ARE the fbi

[@tk5gqj514]

@@ship_sickly4119 even fbi is not safe from them

[@jackson.n1190]

@@rasperinlaboratories5392 XD

[@itsozzy1378]

Thank God, I'm glad at least SOMEONE FINALLY addressed this issue.

[@wesleyspringer2005]

Underrated comment Edit: Oh wait it actually has over 200 likes now

[@anibration]

I know right, tanks going into people's homes and blowing up your computer has been going on for too long.

[@ad-skyobsidion4267]

It happens every day very helpful

[@jeffthebovine4158]

Yeah I hate it when my pc gets hit by an armor piercing round.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

The idea of a giant fucking tank just “peeking” through my window and at attention at all times when I’m not looking is fucking hilarious

[@Nr15121]

It’s terrifying

[@augustuscaesar8287]

And probably pretty accurate too.

[@kajetus0688]

I kinda wonder what happens when 2 of these tanks encounter eachother? we know that these entities are fully autonomous

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@kajetus0688 maybe they fight for the right to shoot your computer?

[@Pootis-hn3ky]

@@Cooldude-ko7ps one of them will do the shooting while the other erase the evidences.

[@Faerûn4]

Thanks for the content once more. From my perspective, this tutorial offers valuable insights into the risks associated with the proximity of main battle tanks to our computer systems and provides practical steps to fortify our computer rigs against various types of ammunition. it adeptly addresses a common frustration shared by many computer users - the fear of irreparable damage caused by unforeseen encounters with heavy military machinery. By acknowledging this concern and presenting potential solutions, this tutorial empowers computer owners to take proactive measures to safeguard their valuable devices. The video rightly emphasizes the importance of understanding the risks involved when main battle tanks are in close proximity to our computer setups. It sheds light on the potential threat posed by kinetic energy penetrator attacks and highlights the significance of fortifying our computer rigs to resist such assaults. By adopting the techniques and recommendations outlined in this tutorial, computer users can significantly enhance the resilience of their systems against potential damage. While the concept presented in this video may seem unconventional, it serves as a reminder that computer security encompasses a wide range of potential risks. By broadening our understanding and addressing unique challenges, we foster a culture of proactive protection that extends beyond traditional cybersecurity concerns. But i believe that it is important to note that the context of defending computer systems against main battle tanks presents a distinct set of challenges. Practical considerations such as cost, feasibility, and the availability of specialized equipment may influence the implementation of these measures. Further exploration of these aspects would enhance the comprehensiveness of future discussions, providing viewers with a more nuanced understanding of the practical implications involved. In any case, by raising awareness of potential risks and offering practical advice, this tutorial empowers computer owners to fortify their rigs against the unlikely yet significant threat of main battle tank encounters. Let us all ensure the longevity of our computer systems in the face of diverse challenges.

[@bigbo1764]

This was a recurring issue for me, Windows support wasn’t really helping, thanks for the tutorial

[@realdragon]

They aren't any use, the support constantly said "What are you talking about, what tank?" or "We don't have time for jokes" As always KZbin is my only friend here

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

I seen this meme going around discord. I'm glad i found the source :D

[@Micro-Lander]

Oh hey Haigs is here

[@USSLongIslandCVE1]

Oh dang, haigs is here, you found it on discord too

[@andrewhill9825]

Nice, I was wondering when you would find this one

[@pully5514]

hi iron

[@Rairai_2712]

The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs hello senpai

[@chadfkennedy]

I used a modified Tennison Gambit to defeat the tank at online chess. He didn’t anticipate my use of an ICBM.

[@rajeshpandey2198]

I played against a grandmaster and this tactic was very effective i single Handedly defeated everyone at the entire city

[@bakaoujibakaouji672]

Yea but not everyone can afford that. You must remember many of us is f2p not a whale

[@kaiwilliams8886]

That's an expert strategy I too have once applied. Tough match but a misiles cell is no match for an ap round.

[@Main_Battle_Tank]

Yeah i call bs... that game was rigged

[@bakaoujibakaouji672]

@@Main_Battle_Tank actually its not its just ur build and gameplay succs so stop stalking me

[@Omba820]

Ah, you see, you forgot to lay the tank traps, anti tank mines and dig wide trenches to protect from ramming

[@ThorneyedWT]

This is exactly the type of content I want to see in my YT suggestions.

[@ИльяДарков-г7ч]

Ну жиза ведь теперь. Да?

[@microwaved_fork1009]

same

[@randomviewer3735]

I feel like this is targetted to Ukrainians

[@KitOkunari]

Then subscribe ;)

[@DarthDesigner]

I confirm it works, just tried.

[@virgianas157]

It's just standing there, outside. God. Help me

[@brehbud]

so how much money did it take to fix your house?

[@andikatrin.2574]

cool

[@louislebel2995]

@@brehbud yes

[@Eros470]

Hahaha i try it to

[@itsriz07]

Me:*starts pc* MBT: *casually loads APFSDS round*

[@RazorIance]

me: starts up norton antivirus

[@Cerran032]

Got the order a little mixed up, but it gets the point across. Just be glad it isn’t loading APHESHDSFS rounds

[@dokiperson8733]

and he said FBI OPEN UP

[@Fox-of-flames]

Armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot or something I don’t know

[@JLL_29]

@@RazorIance MBT: Guess ill die.

[@niggblehlm5818]

I never knew how dangerous an MBT is until now. This tutorial is extremely essential. I can't thank you enough.

[@user-vo5sb]

How to protect your computer. Google: Make sure to have good cyber hygiene such as having firewalls and using long passwords. Bing:

[@user2C47]

Bing: Ensure your password is always 1234.

[@rin_etoware_2989]

Bing would tell you to rush research to nuclear fission and quickly finish the Manhattan Project so you can make the ultimate no-holds-barred defense

[@iXenox]

I was looking for something and saw that google auto fills my question with "why do i see bing?" I found it hilarious...

[@Saunakiuas06]

I made 1000th like

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

meow

[@depressedraccoon8173]

yeah....Im suffering from a full grown Calliope......what do I do about that kind of tank?

[@BosnianApeSociety]

In the case of multiple rocket launchers, there is no way to save your computer. Move to Bulgaria and start a new life. You can only hope they do not find you there.

[@TR33ZY_CRTM]

Here's a better alternative, shoot the Calliope's rocket launchers. Doing so should make them go up in flames

[@thomasmacdonough288]

@@TR33ZY_CRTM If u kill the calliope you run the risk of upsetting papa m26 t99, it is better to relocate

[@justmerc1642]

@@TR33ZY_CRTM What if they have FPE?

[@WorkAlef]

@@justmerc1642 Don't worry, they often do not have any spare parts.

[@mr.picklebaby4600]

“It is the enemy, not your friend.” But it looks so cute!😔

[@nuggetgaming5251]

I’m watching your every move Jon. From the MBT Crew

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

Kiss it

[@JR-White]

You have to have a very high iq to understand armor piercing shaped charges

[@juanxd._9672]

Hug him. Even if he has APDSFS ammunation.

[@スナイパーアサシン]

That how they get you

[@hovhadovah]

Just ran into this problem at work and couldn't find a solution online. Thanks for sharing! Worked like a charm.

[@SpooderOfficial]

Why is this so stupid yet it still gives me anxiety that an MBT is actually behind me

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Same, but i'm not afraid of it. It would never shoot me when i have my antivirus inst

[@jano867]

To much War Thunder

[@danthelad3585]

There IS an MBT behind you

[@josephleebob3828]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 we met again

[@jerecakes1]

@@jestfullgremblim8002 u good? ... ...

[@beanodonnell]

"There may be a battle tank outside your window right now." ah yes comrade but that one is mine

[@Ignorance-is-a-tool]

Comrade Bean where were you we need the MTV7 devisions on the front lines. Stop the Germans and return to the Motherland victorious and a hero.

[@niggussimmals9649]

What if it is an imposter? It might have kidnapped your tank and took its place.

[@Ignorance-is-a-tool]

@@niggussimmals9649 Do not worry comrade that tank won't turn it is loyal to the Motherland.

[@christerkall4573]

Yes comrade

[@Ignorance-is-a-tool]

@@christerkall4573 I see you have sense Comrade Käll unlike Comrade Dyslexic who doughts the power of the mother.

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

"911 What's your emergency?" I have a main battle tank aimming a barrel loaded with deadly explosive at my window 10 outside my window "Sorry, what?" I have a tank aimming at my computer outside my window "You have a tank, aimming at you?" Yes. "Sir? is this a prank call?" See? you guys aren't helping, this happens way too often. "Are you in florida?" Yes "Understandable, we'll send an anti-tank mine to your location" Thanks.

[@RazzBeri1]

...Waaiiiiit a minute, how do you know where my house is? "We've known the whole time." How? "Look outside your window."

[@damaraksama3008]

@@RazzBeri1 *An M3 bradley shows up*

[@vladimirmakarov2661]

@@damaraksama3008 Aheeem Btr-90 coughs

[@theantman2203]

I can relate living in Florida

[@RaraZeCat]

In Russia this is more common.

[@taipalsaarir3b0rn75]

Thats the type of shit my coworkers are worried about at work instead of the actual job.

[@Ronaldmathew007]

Why is this funny? He is actually telling us how to protect our computers

[@agrimpuriya2585]

Exactly, these millennials find everything funny. This young boy is giving such a useful advice. Aey grandson can you please put this Explosive Reactive Armor thing in my hard disk.

[@CatDrinkingPoison3344]

@@agrimpuriya2585 As a gen z, I think this is the most valuable thing I’ve ever learnt

[@Helljumper_Fanatic]

You can never be too safe

[@kyleterry5190]

Yeah but only against tanks, heck smart bombs and cruise missiles always hit my computer everytime I download free minecraft and modded EA games

[@绕建凯]

because it's random. Basic gen z humor

[@blakeboyette4949]

My teacher didn’t believe me when I said I couldn’t join the zoom because my computer was shot by a main battle tank

[@leomichaelsons.lising3223]

Ultimate troll dude

[@Kabovman55]

Harsh man

[@leknight5358]

Fuggin finally, this is the third time this year my computer was obliterated by a MBT, it’s nice to see a proper tutorial.

[@TheRealJochen]

Yeah, this is a big problem. Glad I finally can get rid of the tank watching my every move

[@chip5892]

Happens to me ALL the time.

[@6millionbees]

Omg same

[@JensGibolde]

0:57 what the hell would the police do against a main battle tank following you???

[@Jemsgg1]

They will call Army who will then call an Air Strike

[@PoggoThomas]

Sooo, he just woke up and was like "Oh yes, I have to show people how to protect their pc's from main battle tanks" ?

[@ninjawafflezz5356]

Seems as probable as anything else

[@TheYahmez]

In an infinite universe any thing with a non zero probability can and will happened, so better protec ur coputir.

[@trustnugget280]

Better safe than sorry, you don't know what could happen tomorrow.

[@jandammrasmussen3699]

He is a true hero

[@eggking5527]

He is helping fix a majot problem in the tech community

[@harshmallow6882]

" Mom, there's some wild Leopard 2a7+ looking at my window again " "Oh honey, just close the window"

[@willgotrocks5348]

Had an OBJ 140 Main Battle Tank try to sell me Boy Scout popcorn the other day

[@mateuszwodarczyk2293]

@@willgotrocks5348 good that not t-62a

[@weirdbritishperson9542]

@@willgotrocks5348 same but an MI Abrams

[@yes7819]

Me confused: wait, you have windows?

[@orangefanta3163]

Hey I wanted to comment on this earlier I just needed to settle down the merkava mk4 that was tryna shoot my msi laptop yesterday. Luckily I made friends with it after I gave it a trophy aps and some era panels. It wants to park in my garage I guess I know have my first pet mbt

[@REEEPROGRAM]

"in the future, comedy will be randomly generated" "and so.. The prediction of the cucumber has come true"

[@notknifeykestrel3104]

It wasn't a prediction... It was a prophecy.

[@devincasebeer4459]

It still scares me how accurate he was...

[@vepixity6349]

w e e d e a t e r

[@CBRN-115]

This is the pinnacle of randomized humor

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

This isn't a joke tho this is information

[@duarterei2457]

thank you for addressing this issue, i have been a victim of this and i was left traumatized and couldn’t talk about it but now i feel safe

[@utsnow7952]

“There may be a main battle tank outside your house right now” Me*is on the 10th floor of an apartment* :•_•

[@Brjoszka]

So is it there or not?

[@jacksonm2950]

all I have to say to this is: taller wheels.

[@MAR19980]

hi my name is yoshikage kira etc.

[@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq]

@@MAR19980 Kira with really tall legs and Killer Queen with long legs

[@mazkiey1364]

Haha poor

[@mission101]

The video: “there may be a main battle tank outside your window right now” Me, on the second floor of a building: *confused screaming*

[@CrazyTankersVN]

It is elevating the main gun to fire at yours :v

[@WelloBello]

People in the duma like:

[@chakirattklawzitzki259]

@@WelloBello Good Ol' Yeltzin, what a fun lad

[@SakuyalzayoiTheMaid]

me at the 24th floor: *_*Confused screaming_**

[@antonikubiak5798]

6th floor

[@matix4668]

Nobody: Military channels at 3am:

[@HanzU288]

true

[@apewithak-4741]

True

[@Karl_toffel.]

true

[@Coresixth]

true

[@resyinc]

true

[@Jerry_from_analytics]

This video is a perfect illustration of how siber security is a complex multidimensional issue.

[@lemonwithalime]

I like to think this is how the pedestrians in GTA Online live their lives

[@ejbyson9658]

Underated comment

[@kings2020]

Really lol

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

Instructions unclear, now am being followed by an apache helicopter.

[@JetFalcon710]

Instructions unclear, currently trying to hide from a pair of B-2s

[@carlossorainen1416]

Instructions unclear, now I see an SPG outside my window.......

[@Saddsol]

instructions unclear, the tank pilot called in a S.A.M missile and now my computer is heavily damaged

[@Starrywild]

Instructions unclear currently being chased by massa in a M67 Flame thrower tank

[@shadowedcypher537]

Instructions unclear, Radar reports 3 A-10s approaching from my 3 o'clock at 439 mph.

[@This_is_a_dead_channel_rip_CxP]

As a citizen of Bosnia I Herzegovina, I directly approve of this act.

[@stojankovacic1524]

Inšalah jarane

[@This_is_a_dead_channel_rip_CxP]

@@kaasstengel1322 shh, don’t tell anybody!

[@TheSplitScreenBrothe]

Jebo mater koliko sam tražio ovakav guide.. napokon!!!

[@This_is_a_dead_channel_rip_CxP]

@@TheSplitScreenBrothe dobro, budite mirni znajući da možete zaštititi putničko računalo od napadačkog tenka.

[@urosstojic6335]

Ovo je zapravo i poprilicno tacno brt

[@william254]

I absolutely love how its just there waiting for you to take the cake.

[@comradekirov7788]

how to defend your PC against a tank 1. build a concrete bunker 2. put relikt ERA all over the bunker 3. put landmines around the bunker 4. if none of that worked, call a frogfoot

[@sweetballs4742]

Not until you buy and put Kashtan on top of your bunker

[@comradekirov7788]

@@sweetballs4742 yeah, that will work too, but frogfoot is better, because there would be no threat... if the tank is destroyed!!!

[@sweetballs4742]

@@comradekirov7788 That's where the Kornet E Anti-tank comes in ;-)

[@topsekrit9836]

“Iuse a gun...” (A modern tank with 150mm~ gun shows up) “And if that don’t work...” (Gustav 800mm railgun) “Use more gun...”

[@comradekirov7788]

@@topsekrit9836 imma gonna bring particle cannon from C&C Generals

[@reecemason2005]

"In fact, there may be a main battle tank outside your window right now" That one paranoid ex-soldier: "I f-ing knew it!"

[@sadwing3137]

Made me look outside

[@memski9565]

Made me look outside for real

[@szoszenkabackup484]

@@memski9565 You aint the only one lmso

[@Geolaminar]

Me: haha jokes on them i live on the 6th floor. Antonov A-40T: Привет

[@pupaepedorra]

I once saw a real life tank passing by outside my house, well, several actually, and some support vehicles too.

[@av1479]

This is the most valuable thing I have ever learned in my life.

[@annalisemetts9019]

@Pepper Siegel LOL i was gonna say that😭💀🤌🏼

[@Anotheruser229]

For me it's how to win chess easily.

[@maverickloggins5470]

I used to think “this could never happen to me.” And then one day I was about to click on a link in an unsolicited email but saw in the reflection a T64 sitting outside my room! Good thing I watched this video, I immediately closed the window and the next day I installed Kontakt 5 ERA on the top and front of my PC, with spaced ERA side skirts, and smoke dischargers for if I ever accidentally click a link and have to make a hasty withdrawal

[@CallMeNacho_]

Why do I feel like this was originally a school project but then the student found he can drag Arma vehicle files into the rendering software

[@kings2020]

Lol you can xD

[@nonamenoname1942]

... but then the student found he can dr u g...

[@RADZIO895]

@@nonamenoname1942 who's doctor u g

[@anonym3]

seems legit.

[@jetstreak2786]

Instructions unclear, led a tank charge up the beaches of Normandy, driving a chieftain years before it was designed.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

But....its a Centurion...

[@jetstreak2786]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 I know didn't bother to edit it.

[@Dhjdhebdaish]

THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

[@soldadoryanbr7776]

@NaCl3 TROUGH THE NAZI LINES!

[@leadpoisioning345]

@@soldadoryanbr7776 PRIMO VICTORIA

[@dj__alien]

“There may be a main battle tank outside right now. Watching your every move. Waiting for you to make a mistake.” Artists trying to draw hands: *crying*

[@lospereye]

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@PellerN64]

i just do a circle attached to a line attached to the body

[@irrelevantname4169]

FEEL THE FORM, there you go hands solved

[@Ato-3000J]

Extra large *OOF* Really my drawn hands look like god damn spaghettis. It hurts

[@anonym3]

indeed.

[@mommymilkermemes5054]

"There might be a battle tank right outside your window right now" as a second-story resident, I'd be shitting bricks if I saw that thing floating there

[@AfroMan187]

Microsoft: "Our latest hot fixe closes several backdoors into the system" The Consumer: "Ok but when are you going to update the armor plating on the casing?" Microsoft: "..."

[@traderofgoods6500]

But seriously, imagine if you worked for microsoft customer service and a customer asked you about 'updating armor plating on the casing to protect from an MBT.' How would you react to that?

[@kinni02]

@@traderofgoods6500 'have you tried rebooting your device? '

[@harsh9558]

@@kinni02 lol

[@harsh9558]

Even in 2020 I have to buy an antivirus as windows defender still sucks🙁

[@Klosop]

@@harsh9558 Windows defender is pretty good I use it with malwarebytes

[@JustinY.]

Thanks for solving the question! I was stuck on this for weeks!

[@docod-vq6iv]

Bro wtf I see you everywhere, care to explain?

[@cachemist4149]

Bro you were late...

[@justanormaldefaultpfp9309]

Yes I was before 10th like

[@homan2223]

yes FIRST justin Y comment without 1k likes

[@overdebted8734]

k

[@yokun5515]

Jokes aside, there actually a main battle tank outside my window right now

[@asmrthoth7272]

Shut the curtains!

[@francoquispe656]

It's your father's tank?

[@daneilgame123]

*run*

[@lancej1249]

guys i think the main battle tank got him, o shit why is there on outsid-

[@brandonyork9465]

Well, you know what to do...

[@Onyx1527]

Best part is, he does his homework for each video too.

[@cagletheboss]

Start a GoFundMe to pay for this to be a KZbin ad on April fool's day

[@jimmy_os]

Yes. Yes.

[@jenicazhafira9104]

Yes

[@MikoyanGurevich-xc7ft]

oh my god we need this

[@theuwuguy6175]

Shut up and take my money

[@vxnityiv6377]

The UwU guy shut up and take my life savings, family’s life savings, and the Apollo projects budget

[@MSilva-ee7nc]

"Remeber, they are the enemy not your friend" But they are so cuute

[@wladx6362]

Also they purr very loud when you pat them

[@NCR_RangerRUS]

0:48 "there may be a MBT outside your window right now" Me in my flat on 12th floor: **sounds of panic**

[@arck4453]

Yes, they're evolving, now they can fly

[@mrnobody6577]

Or it could be an attack helicopter

[@nahmad7080]

Or a tsar tank or just a tank hooked on a chinook

[@breather8758]

@@arck4453 it's part plane and part tank! There was a design made in the past which failed for obvious reasons

[@JetFalcon710]

@@breather8758 Yeah, there was a Russian glider called the Antonov A-40 that was basically a tank with wings. It was designed to see if a tank could glide into battle, and it...sort of worked. It worked because it was capable of gliding, but didn't because you'd have to take off the tank's armor to enable it to glide, rendering it defenseless in combat ;v;

[@FlorianXXV]

Finally a Video about an actually important problem. God I'm happy that I can finally deal with this Problem

[@kaiserredgamer8943]

"Now observe as a round from the Centurion fails to penetrate your computer." *Tank casually rolls over Kontakt-5 and PC*

[@sov7513]

This is why you need to buy some anti tanks mines

[@swearwordingatyou]

FOr that install anti vehicular land mine 12ft away from the computer

[@swearwordingatyou]

@@sov7513 hmmmmmmmmmm.......................

[@qwertyuiop5530]

yes we saw it. U don't have to tell us.

[@Benw8888]

I mean, he was right... the computer wasn't penetrated by rounds... It just got destroyed another way

[@martinjoster3282]

"There may be a main battle tank waiting outside your window right now" The tank floating in midair outside the 8th floor:

[@gabryblynd8058]

Well, Soviet invented flying tanks soo I think it's possible

[@gamingssboyo5700]

VTOL tank

[@legoman-we2zy]

You never know if the tank might hitch a ride on a helicopter

[@jackfrost7389]

The tank: you thought you could get away from me just because you're not on the 1st floor?!?!? Hon hon we baguette *fires a round*

[@memelord2937]

Bruh I had that idea

[@austin7203]

One time I open the door to buy some girl scout cookies. And while I was buying some cookies the girl asked me to step outside and stand on the red X. Well I thought how odd this was and wiped the smudge from my glasses. And I'll be a son of a bitch it was a main battle tank trying to get me to step on the red X so it can blow me up! I slammed my door in the tanks face and reprimanded it for being disguised as a girl scout. That sick bastard.

[@RyanxDunn]

Just imagine how intelligent they are becoming if they can wear the guise of a girl Scout so convincingly! We as human beings really do need to become more vigilant if we are to stay above these main battle tanks in the food chain

[@dasderpdood228]

Jesus I need to step up my game, I swear that new 430U on the block is checking my pc out

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

My god they're getting smarter, they're a menace to our community!

[@definitelynotcris]

*panzermaidels be like*

[@marquisdelafayette3333]

That happened to me to

[@GrimezDealz]

Bro’s answering questions we’ve never asked💀

[@pully5514]

what do I do when the C.1 Ariete Italian MBT is offering me pizza, I haven’t been able to get any food with an MBT outside of my house, how can I obtain its pizza safely?

[@BosnianApeSociety]

Anti-Pasta weapon

[@USSLongIslandCVE1]

Nice pfp, reminds me of a certain anime involving high school students that drive and fight in tanks.

[@pully5514]

USS Long Island [CVE-1] indeed its a pixel art I made

[@Mxpresspeed2000]

Use pineapple on pizza to scare it off

[@arya31ful]

@@Mxpresspeed2000 Dear Lord no!, you'll only incite its wrath.

[@failuretv814]

There could be a main battle tank outside your window right now. Ukraine: really? Again?

[@conqueror8276]

Cringe

[@p_serdiuk]

Can confirm.

[@failuretv814]

@@p_serdiuk Your surname checks out

[@tersus4967]

Typical morning in Donbas

[@fathfez7991]

Me living in Lugansk:

[@ProtoMario]

Omg it worked!

[@levilikesstrawberrymilk8539]

No, I am being followed by a missile and it doesn't work for it.

[@LunarBloodRose27]

Hold up

[@Tylermanguy58]

of course it does!

[@ryanbui2046]

@@levilikesstrawberrymilk8539 There seems to be a small tank following me, I’m going to have a Sheer Heart Attack (Oh this is a joke about your About page but it may be a different Kira soo if you don’t get it sorry)

[@avybenfield508]

That's so good to know

[@SulyTheVeteran]

he managed to make this video a comedy as well as a analog horror at the same time