Grip Strength: 100 (HITMAN)

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[@garrettbrax]

42:25 telling someone to mind their own business while actively invading their home is actually the funniest thing ever

[@classicbananamilk]

I'll admit when I saw he was starting a final mission with seven minutes left in the video I didn't think it was gonna be a speed run

[@Snooze117]

Ya got me

[@Alpha7912]

Holy hell that was insanely good. Local man spawns inside hornet nest, decides proper course of action is to shake violently, alerting said hornet nest.

[@TBomb15]

hehe gottem

[@glitch373]

Tip for Ryan. When you are trespassing, it's fine to get spotted. Just listen to the guard that spotted you and they will lead you out of the area. That is how you could have escaped that bad start on the last level here.

[@cassence]

"He wouldn't have been running if he was innocent." Undisputed facts and logic.

[@riverdan4]

NL confirmed cop

[@markusraymond]

His Agent 47 cosplay makes this so much better.

[@RealAlex2035]

+2

[@JoaoSilva-tf1oe]

+2

[@MrBlahblah22]

+2

[@Loepul]

+2

[@asdfnewguy7029]

+2

[@noatiendoboludos]

53:20 Hearing Il Sol del Anima in the background as NL's enters Tomato Paradise just to find there is not a single tomato can to grab has to be one of the most tragic moments in this channel

[@1wayroad935]

The idea that Agent 47 just goes around his base and decorates it when no one is looking is actually pretty cute

[@dawn2911]

Even cuter that his taste in decor is lame inspiration poster assassination puns

[@fendviyo]

I bet he plans his next hit lying on his stomach and kicking his feet as he draws little hearts around the next target

[@screamingphoenix8113]

I bet he has an insane rubber ducky collection.

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

I BET HE HAS A GIANT

[@Gottrahmen]

for real, I love that the basic conceit of this game mode is that you travel the globe taking out evil crime syndicates basically just so 47 can afford to remodel his bathroom

[@Shines.22]

NL's Helmut Kruger cosplay is wilding.

[@MarsAres]

Imagine a hotel guest gets lost and accidentally walks through the unlocked door into the restricted area that isn't signposted or guarded and just gets capped in the head immediately by security for trespassing.

[@JD-wu5pf]

Imagine the relief you'd feel when you find out he actually WAS an assassin and your gross misuse of power actually saved someone's life! Completely worth it.

[@NoahSteinberg-sc5ws]

When he makes mistakes in regular games, its part of the charm and can be hilarious. But theres something about how he bungles an assassination that always hits

[@RozKounelakion]

It makes my heart sing

[@corpus1]

Some of the starting locations this mode gives you are insane. I once started at the top of a water tower surrounded by hostile guards with assault rifles, and no equipment or disguises nearby. The only way down was a ladder with two guards patrolling it. I would have packed proper equipment if I knew it would be necessary, but it doesn't tell you ahead of time.

[@Koltronn]

Nl: *pulls fire alarm* Me: Brilliant gambit, sir!

[@1_1bman]

bro but actually why the hell did they react that way. did he not get in the box fast enough and he just got bugged into an infinite combat status? i do not fault NL on that one at all.

[@dig_deep_]

​@@1_1bman it looked like they saw him through the window as he was getting in the box

[@cptnkaladin]

Why did they get so aggressive though? Like, it’s just a fire alarm no need for grenades!

[@vario6492]

It's absolutely mind boggling that Agent 47 has the budget to travel internationally, boast the finest suits and a Tony Stark lab, but he can't afford a fooking knife. No, he has to find it and bring it home, lmao

[@Mason-lr5dz]

1:11:37 greatest sequence of all time

[@noonebesides]

Excessive force for trespassing for sure. But the closet killer got revenge on those security guys in their own office.

[@canox6017]

Imagine staying at a hotel on vacation and you open a staff only door by mistake for being a little tipsy and security just straight up shoots you on the chest

[@adriancaparroso3129]

This hitman update is great content, keep it up

[@stevenhadfield3151]

counting the seconds until NL makes 47 do a genocidal killing spree each mission

[@andy-bandy]

current record: 63 seconds

[@Kingbobman69]

DUde just you wait until NL discovers after mission 3 that he's got 4 rounds of this

[@koquarian]

The gameplay changes for the game mode feel not only so much more replayable, but so much more fun. It's soooo fun playing as a ruthless killing machine after 100 percenting the classic missions where you have to be so slow and meticulous, but now you can bring the striker and the other loud weapons just for fun. I wish they'd increase the amount of optional objectives as you increase teirs, so you're not throttled. Hardcore mode is really hard when you can't make any money to get the items you'll need for the special objectives. Pro tip, btw, Seiker-Crowbar-Silenced Pistol is the god combo.

[@biasedactions]

Hello Northern Lion, first time watcher, long time commenter. I have seen several Hitman episodes and I have a small question that I think you could help me with. Could you explain what an elusive target is?

[@GKinWor]

+2

[@mcgoo721]

You get one chance to take them out and then they're gone forever

[@Blaurot]

@@mcgoo721 +2 for the honest answer, but i have to deduct points for not getting the joke

[@mcgoo721]

@@Blaurot thats fair. My attention was in and out for this video and I never saw his old hitman content.

[@Blaurot]

@@mcgoo721 the hints were "Northern Lion"(Inside joke calling him northern) and "first time watcher, long time commenter". You get em next time :)

[@Zeffpenguin]

The leader slipped away NL hears before slitting a guys throat anyway just in case, love this man

[@masterplusmargarita]

Being mad that a hotel in a videogame has bad customer service for the price point is genuinely the funniest shit ever.

[@danser_theplayer01]

"Don't kill civilians and security, 47. What? Ah sure, giving them brain damage and trauma is fine. Godspeed, 47."

[@stingersplash]

Every time he is wounded he has some merces at the end of the bed. Nobody told him? That's thousands lost.

[@Stachua11]

NL filling the hitman hole in my heart :’)

[@ColeCxle]

Amen and RIP

[@thomascheckie2394]

This update is seriously so fun, I can't stop playing it.

[@Lazerfaced]

Glasses, jacket, shirt. Call me Glasses Jacket Shirt man

[@Spyder638]

Watching this Dartmoor run had me screaming at this egg. So many opportunities to get an easy disguise pissed away lol

[@ApocalypseSoldiers]

newspaper Is goated, it spawns there every time and will knock someone out, is throwable and doesnt break

[@tatshin8733]

this has been immensely enjoyable. i look forward to more!

[@LexanderMiller]

Dude I’m straight pegged with this content. Just when you think the man was washed he hits you with the Hitman wombo-combo

[@FirstWizardZorander]

NL is playing this game exactly how I think thought he would, and I'm loving it!

[@bosserman444]

So glad hitman is back. That supa hot fire joke is much appreciated as well.

[@dizzzzy6]

What he won’t tell you is that every hitman upload thus far has been all from the same stream

[@zacharyjohnson7944]

I died when he said one love

[@tjpecor8022]

Loving the return of hitman, goated game to watch and hoping to see more thumbs up emoji

[@jinjo7765]

thinking a reprise of my series of the year might be in order before long

[@0scarWalsh]

58:30 I saw a fit like that once, centuries ago...

[@Kamchi_Kimperson]

I haven’t played hitman in a long time and watching this wanted me to give it a try. After playing a couple runs I remembered… I suck so bad at the hitman games.

[@whitetornadodk]

Another game NL has forced me to buy, by playing like an absolute buffoon. Truly the best recommendation technique.

[@OroborOSX11]

Can’t tell you how excited I am for more NL Hitman content

[@samuelsisti4849]

47 kills half the security guards at a 5 star resort "could have gone better"

[@akaiappears]

The voice line are so good in this game.

[@aquawayfinder]

Great content here absolutely hilarious

[@jslime8850]

i will keep commenting on these hitman vids im loving it

[@gamelandmaster3680]

That final part of Bangkok had me pogging.

[@ArgusEritaramis]

I absolutely love how Agent 47 took cover from gunfire behind a couple of sacks full of dry leaves...

[@ryannixon4138]

"What has one head but many crowns?" I was thinking someone with bad dental hygiene

[@multipleSpiders]

syndicate leaders sure love to accessorize

[@ryannixon4138]

The motivational posters were hilarious

[@davidballantyne4492]

Love these, but in Dartmoor surely you could have just tranqshot the first solo guard and took his uniform rather than sneak around for 20 mins?

[@davidballantyne4492]

You dart em on the moor, it's the name of the map! :D

[@sonnyhutchins3141]

i literally live right by dartmoor and it's so cool that is now in games

[@ellenweld3131]

Love these hitman videos.

[@emma_tm]

24:36 lmfao

[@EDoyl]

11:29 closing the loop from 60 seconds reatomized

[@Medsas]

paying 1000 bucks for a screwdriver when the gun is only 4 times more, these prices are out of control

[@RealAlex2035]

Trust me when u start to make minimum 9k per mission with one target it makes sense

[@Medsas]

@realalex6154 go to your local gun shop and offer them 4 screwdrivers in exchange for their cheapest gun, let me know how it goes 🤣

[@Wiggywoo1977]

Such a well made and funny game.

[@MrFF7FF7]

The veggie straws bit absolutely sent me.

[@Bill_Garthright]

Yeah, especially because I had no idea what veggie straws were. I had to google it. Now,... well, I'll probably remember that for a day or two.

[@jaspergreen2314]

Ik this is kinda fucked up but I miss midnight suns

[@theREALducktape000]

Why does he keep announcing I have an idea when it's the same idea everytime

[@mcgoo721]

He's so ass with it but it's an incredible watch. Hope he keeps it coming!

[@redacted5736]

I know right? part of me enjoys the content and the commentary, but it gets painful to watch NL fail to comprehend the most basic mechanics.

[@mcgoo721]

@@redacted5736 yeah there some frustrating moments for sure. It's sorta in between a zaney banter game and a focused cool game. But I think once the rust comes off we'll be cruising. I have another streamer for skilled hitman gameplay but they're on an unfortunate hiatus.

[@chrisburns514]

“Break the wrist and walk away”

[@Swinke]

I been on twitter this whole time scrolling through the for you tab without realizing there was a followers tab

[@ogrejd]

Almost makes me want to buy Hitman 3, despite being horrible at Hitman games. Then I see the $90 CA ($67 US) price tag and Nope! right out of the Steam store.

[@RealAlex2035]

Payed 100$ for it worth every penny

[@Steele233]

The entire collection is Free on Game pass

[@Pepzi987]

It's currently on a 45% sale on Epic store if you can deal with using it over Steam.

[@BanzaiBasher]

@@Steele233 you've clearly not seen NLs bit about calling something free on gamepass xD its not free if its on gamepass, you're paying for gamepass lol

[@Steele233]

@@BanzaiBasher I've heard the bit plenty of times and it is a matter of semantincs. Saying something is free on gamepass implies that you have to have gamepass for it to be free to download. It is like when people say they go to Costco for the free samples. You still have to have a Costco membership to get into the place but people still call it free samples.

[@starluigi767]

My brother in christ you made the following list

[@Bill_Garthright]

These are great! I could watch these every day. And they wouldn't be nearly as entertaining if you knew exactly what to do in all of them.

[@suNn.K.O]

It's not messy, it's lived in~

[@YouTubeGetsWorseEveryUpdate]

I felt a bit of watching most of NL’s content since the demise of Isaac. But I love React Court and Hitman! Can we expect to get a daily upload of Hitman for the next while?

[@Blaurot]

He said he likes the mode, so maybe a bit more, but dont get to used to it be my guess

[@knmrt2760]

The demise of Isaac sounds fun...

[@Sasiskin7823]

They should make Pistachio Disguisey DLC for this game.

[@ericsm2826]

I live for the day NL plays a map full stealth edit: he did it

[@adrensamoth4337]

Get ready to see the end of the universe then

[@GKinWor]

brother is living to the end times 💀

[@Danzey120]

The knife is goated

[@HackionSTx]

52:39 NL playing as NL kiss NL.

[@ellitbo9863]

1:02:52

[@catasplurge1000]

nls play on dartmoor if he just turned on any of the vacuums

[@MarkinhoO]

Ok but why does Rocco have his bathroom outside of his apartment

[@exavian6]

I'm a big fan of Act 3 of the stream.

[@laziash]

someone teach him to use the hitman sense

[@coolboyyo654]

complaining about the following tab on twitter my brother in christ you chose to follow them

[@garcipat]

He says he got never passed the third mission and 5 Seconds later is pulling the firealarm in the middle of all enemy policeman. Wtf?

[@1_1bman]

bro that fire alarm thing was actually bullshit though i do not fault NL on that one at all.

[@boneboy]

Pogging: 100

[@imperiallarch7610]

I love that NL is a good sport about the difficulty in this game; the other streamer I've watched play it is much better at Hitman but they whine like a baby when they do happen to fail an objective and it's honestly embarrassing for them.

[@tommygun4788]

the jordan peterson steak recipe was perfect 53:44

[@CssHDmonster]

peterson catching strays

[@SiennaBlossom420]

I love watching the hitman content, and don't want it to stop... but it is very frustrating watching NL knock some dude out without checking for witnesses and getting caught, but not even noticing that he's been caught and not realizing why he did. Hopefully he figures it out soon but its rough to watch atm.

[@TheBioRules]

Why would you think he's gonna figure it out soon? He's always been like this. Engaging with chat and sucking at the game is more important than doing well, at least according to twitch metrics.

[@forsaken696]

@@TheBioRulesshut the hell up 10 months ago

[@ppeemg]

Another pog hitman video

[@knmrt2760]

There's something both entertaining and mildly infuriating watching him play and butcher some easy missions...

[@conorhaft]

POG EGG

[@pupil3112]

SHITMAN PogT

[@MannFace51]

So let me get this straight, HITMAN III is just the same exact thing as 1+2 except there’s targets are random and you get loot to kill better? Same maps and shit throughout all 3 of them, right?

[@Noxian16]

No, the Hitman trilogy were three separate games with separate campaigns but now they all got combined in Hitman 3 and it got renamed to World of Assassination and also added the freelancer mode.

[@ansel569]

this is just an extra gamemode.

[@Epic501]

That person was right, USB mics are hot garbage. You can get an objectively better setup for literally less money. All dunkers are wrong and should feel bad t. An expert