This is amazing... This is the content I've always wanted
@energy72315 жыл бұрын
Do it
@Volthoom5 жыл бұрын
oh yes, again.
@kinggrim23765 жыл бұрын
Again
@tbaggins53495 жыл бұрын
I vote again
@DustyDimmadome5 жыл бұрын
*Plays a game with alien in the title* "As long as there's no alien involved, this'll be fine."
@fus1325 жыл бұрын
"It's too early for the alien.It's too early for the alien.It's too early for the alien."
@dionjaywoollaston13495 жыл бұрын
Dustin H it’s fine, it’s fine
@takao56184 жыл бұрын
Hirohitos got more chins than colonies
@NovelPond5 жыл бұрын
"if i turn the FOV down really low, i won't see the alien. He can't se me if i can't see him." perfect
@CBRN-1155 жыл бұрын
Ostrich hiding XD
@dionjaywoollaston13495 жыл бұрын
NovelPond except for the fact that aliens are mostly nocturnal, mostly and as such would have better night vision
@samuellove96194 жыл бұрын
@@dionjaywoollaston1349 woosh
@adamwiley78874 жыл бұрын
Why not play it like halo or cod and just shoot it when you see it
@rominkivela93514 жыл бұрын
@@adamwiley7887 you can't actually kill the xenomorph, the most you can do is scare it off with fire, and eventually it'll attempt to tough it out and attack you through it, so even the flamethrower and molotovs are only so useful. also, the guns are actually pretty much a trap (if it was by design or not, i'm not sure but my gut says by design). set one off and the xenomorph knows where you are, and it is infinitely times more powerful than any other enemy since it can't be killed
@ryliebuchanan42555 жыл бұрын
i do believe we have just peer pressured a sentient whale into traumatizing itself
@ferrancabezadevaca88995 жыл бұрын
he genuinely had a heart attack- so this is how they became an endangered species
@theverywhimsicaltrex24025 жыл бұрын
@@ferrancabezadevaca8899 all that blubber
@RottenHeretic5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure all whales are sentient. Like most living creatures to some capacity.
@deborahbowers52205 жыл бұрын
*Your 666th comment :)*
@AshRain-nu3vz5 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna like this cause it has 666 likes.
@speshimen49545 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that we got to hear some of your native whale language Vale
@thyme86685 жыл бұрын
first
@HullsColby5 жыл бұрын
Turd
@mobileslug96035 жыл бұрын
Thanks Twitter for bullying vale to do this
@gaychampagnesocialist72135 жыл бұрын
Twitter: Catching Kony and molesting Vale! The true Heroes of our time!
@lavamaster50005 жыл бұрын
ironic this comment now has 666 likes
@axelandersson63145 жыл бұрын
5:13. "Oh no, a cutscene!" 5:17. Someone takes a gun to her head: Breathes out* "Whooh, not an alien."
@prinzsieg67224 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cyanideinabox5 жыл бұрын
It is time brothers, the gods have given us the greatest gift: Vale's suffering
@louisswanepoel16145 жыл бұрын
Your name really fits with Vale's emotions in this video
@shadowfalcon12695 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t the Dirt video basically the same... ...But in this vid its fear suffering against dirt with rage inducing... like driving off a cliff after hitting a wall
@Midgeman5 жыл бұрын
I googled "Live Anxiety Attack" and this video came up.
@AceOfBlackjack5 жыл бұрын
Midgeman no joke it’s actually there
@wr0ng5694 жыл бұрын
Midgeman idfk how but it's there
@dyingember39184 жыл бұрын
I'm sad I missed that, because it doesn't show up anymore
@uldisbergvalds12 жыл бұрын
@@dyingember3918 same
@LynxHylix5 жыл бұрын
RIP space Scott Manley, you gave Vale a brief moment of relief
@TranquillShot5 жыл бұрын
SCOTT MANLEY
@stopminecraftviolence55135 жыл бұрын
I thought regular Scott Manley was Space Scott Manley
@TranquillShot5 жыл бұрын
You have a point...
@tomfoolery44905 жыл бұрын
*deranged Scott Manley
@ethanpepin81405 жыл бұрын
"Hullo there!!"
@akerji83045 жыл бұрын
when is episode 2
@elbongo5 жыл бұрын
episode 2 or unsubscribe
@maxwellworsley91395 жыл бұрын
full play through like mister Russian cryptid please
@astartesteadious37565 жыл бұрын
Carrot episode 2: electric boogaloo (grown man screaming for 28 minutes).
@kapjap71775 жыл бұрын
We can’t be that mean just listen to him being under constant stress
@ethanhooper86065 жыл бұрын
@Bongo That’s a bad reason to unsubscribe ya _carrot_
@karankorgaonker6965 жыл бұрын
"They're not going to throw it at us in the beginning, right?" Bokoen1 thought that too Vale... Bokoen1 thought that too...
@jacque25 жыл бұрын
"it's too early for the alien,... right"
@Lardum5 жыл бұрын
@@jacque2 1 hour in. Still to early
@brodiemartin34225 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this was a gaming video and was 100% ready for a video of just a man screaming for 27 mins
@yoursaviorishere43655 жыл бұрын
Literally same. I wasn’t introduced to Vale before now, and already I want to wrap him in a blanket and hug him after this. Completely traumatizing, even for me, and I’ve watched someone else play it three times already.
@imdeadinside77165 жыл бұрын
How did you not know by the thumbnail?
@Jose106144 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing too @ 1st until I realized that it is Alien Isolation! Lmao!! This game is the best Horror Survival Game EVER! I love Xenomorphs so much💯🖤💚👽👽
@ConfusedRicola4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I felt this entire video because I know for a fact if I were playing it I’d react the same way he is now 😅
@dontshootmex5588 Жыл бұрын
Four years later and Vale has made his own horror game with gaslighting mechanics. We've come full circle!
@bigmitchy40265 жыл бұрын
BREAKING NEWS: MAN BREAKS WORLD RECORD FOR LONGEST UNINTERUPTED HEART ATTACK SURVIVAL
@saltshaker60175 жыл бұрын
Hears an alien Fires a gun Run as fast as possible Footsteps behind Panics and swings the tool like theres no tomorrow
@ryanpayne91194 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, it seems like swinging a tool like an idiot delayed his death.
@apostolispouliakis74015 жыл бұрын
Wow I just remembered SovietWomble's take at this game and it is so similar.
@cheye405 жыл бұрын
Soviet manned up more tho.
@mariobadia45535 жыл бұрын
@@cheye40 Didn't he pause the game multiple and almost quit multiple times?
@cheye405 жыл бұрын
I didnt see him stream I dont know. I watched the vids he made. And well while he needed some breaks he did complete it in 1 go.
@whataboutgabe9015 жыл бұрын
They are the same except vales american
@olorinmagus44795 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@vlekarmy54245 жыл бұрын
"I am very very bad with horror games", litterally Womble's intro in Alien:Isolation.
@Chrisadeth4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking of womble's own playthrough while watching this. God do I ever enjoy watching someone be genuinely horrified at a horror game.
@bulkbogan58494 жыл бұрын
@@Chrisadeth hahah right? i was just thinking this is basically american Womble
@fidgetthescout91425 жыл бұрын
"I am content with just dying" - Depressed, traumatized, and sentient whale, 2018
@gabbysantiago99384 жыл бұрын
Aren't all whales sentient?
@georgecant-stand-yeh54514 жыл бұрын
Porpoise Studios yeah they are
@movingparts62705 жыл бұрын
Xenomorph is most *balanced* and definitely *not* *OP* RTS faction.
@rabidrabids53485 жыл бұрын
That makes me want to see another RTS set in the Aliens universe like AVP extinction.
@lucasa87955 жыл бұрын
All of valefisk's reactions 2:16 valefisk hyperventilating 3:30 HoOOh 3:54 no no no 5:00 get in 6:35 muffled oh no 7:10 frantic clicking 8:35 no no no 9:20 gets under the table and cries 10:00 fuck fuck fuck 10:35 panic 12:35 mini orgasm 13:10 more hyperventilating 14:30 girly screams 15:12 nononono 15:40 shitshitshit 17:00 fuckfuckfuck 18:09 more fucks and no's 20:00 duck sounds 20:42 no number 7369 21:40 freak out 22:30 more panic 25:10 bragging 26:30 done with the game
@thecommissarshatisonfirege41935 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@tripodsforme18685 жыл бұрын
6:51 that was the most panic filled mashing of buttons I’ve ever heard in my life
@Tip_Boi5 жыл бұрын
You should do this in vr next
@StraboSE5 жыл бұрын
Yes he should
@michaelfapgod45985 жыл бұрын
That's a thing? Definitely gonna revisit this game knowing that. I'll stay in my room until I win slowly going insane it will be a blast
@ryanpayne91194 жыл бұрын
No, no, no, first we have to develop "total VR." You know, VR with tactile feedback? (Though I'll be nice and spare him the death pain from the alien.)
@corneliusmcmuffin32565 жыл бұрын
more like grown man continuously whimpers the word 'no' for 27 minutes.
@gkmblade5 жыл бұрын
"I feel a lot better now that I have my own 'Scott Manley' following me around..." My sides XD
@Chtulhu12045 жыл бұрын
Kudos on the most realistic reactions to being stuck on a space station with at least one of the top ranking predatory beasts in the universe. I feel this is how everyone would react, given the fact that you KNOW some horrible eldritch abomination is coming to murderfuck your face.
@icemann99545 жыл бұрын
"Oh no don't put me in a cut scene no no no" *Has* *a* *gun* *pointed* *at* *the* *back* *of* *the* *head* *In* *a* *sigh* *of* *relief* *:* "Oh ok ok"
@1EthanCC5 жыл бұрын
15:25 he's just standing there... *menacingly!*
@rarestpepe39175 жыл бұрын
Whale gets astronomical high blood pressure
@markdalleno70585 жыл бұрын
wonder what would happen if he got the flame thrower, would he have less anxiety or waste all the fuel in panic
@wazzzup25795 жыл бұрын
Probably the latter
@asmer33025 жыл бұрын
Former first, then latter followed by more screams
@GovernorBroadsideDS5 жыл бұрын
Most likely the first, then when he encounters the alien I imagine he will scream and waste a ton of fuel, only to miss the target and die.
@yoursaviorishere43655 жыл бұрын
I’d imagine both at the same time. He’d be less jumpy normally, but when the Alien was around he’d waste all the fuel.
@michaelfapgod45985 жыл бұрын
When I got the flamethrower I got so ballsy. If the xeno was between me and a place I needed to be I just rushed it and ran past. Then I got to the nest. Oh how things changed when I used up my fuel thinking I could go in and out quickly if I rushed through it
@Patches22125 жыл бұрын
27:00 *decides to go for walk* *lights suddenly go out* *here's heavy thumping from above and then in the room next door*
@jasonpratt51265 жыл бұрын
"Surely it won't just throw the Alien at us, right?" {game proceeds to not just throw the Alien}
@astartesteadious37565 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t leave the exact locker Vale is at, at 20:40 for about half an hour when I first played this game. Though that happened to about 50% of the lockers I was in for me.
@Kjf3653 жыл бұрын
The alien got more used to it every time you tried.
@melancholymaids30322 жыл бұрын
it’s such a frustratingly good feature though. it takes a while to get past the “i’ll wait for it to leave the area, and as soon as i hear it i hide again”, and the game really forces you to exit your comfort zone to progress
@CheeseEaster5 жыл бұрын
"It's too early for the alien" -Bo
@NovaAeternus5 жыл бұрын
e n e r u
@Odience1015 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely impressed by how your reactions sound exactly how one would want the actors to sound in the movies. The authentic fear invoked by this game is amazing, thanks for the vid.
@ryanpayne77072 жыл бұрын
So, that one chestburster scene in the movie...the actors were not told about it beforehand. That was an authetic reaction.
@mcdonaids66325 жыл бұрын
Make sure to reply to me when he screams and the time stamps
@evanohlsten78145 жыл бұрын
oh hi killzone
@salvadorrico94095 жыл бұрын
18:47
@cyancadence9025 жыл бұрын
00:00 - 27:47 You're welcome
@rominkivela93514 жыл бұрын
@@cyancadence902 lol
@dogofthelog40745 жыл бұрын
When Vale is sent to Hell, this is going to be his punishment.
@carlirvinenicolas78745 жыл бұрын
Or Outlast.
@arsenelupin5302 жыл бұрын
Naahhhhh, it will be Minecraft: Skyblock
@philosophicalninjagenericl37932 жыл бұрын
When? XD
@hugejackedman74235 жыл бұрын
Oh, well I thought when I opened it that this video would actually involve him screaming continuously for 27 minutes. I was right.
@jakeodom45035 жыл бұрын
I like how at the beginning Vale was exactly like Bo “It’s too early for the alien guys”
@archsteel74 жыл бұрын
Vaaaaaleeeefiiiiiisk... It's almost that time again. 21 days. *We want a sequel, Vale.*
@quinn49685 жыл бұрын
I was more stressed out watching this then I was when I actually played the game.
@tylerbennett44885 жыл бұрын
The Alien was screaming inside for 27 minutes as well.
@konobuzoggu2395 жыл бұрын
"oh no" "oh no" "oh no" *Alien bursts through the vent* "OH YEAAH"
@allymeyer44255 жыл бұрын
Vale:hes just standing there Me:menacingly *adds jojo marks*
@nsmith15885 жыл бұрын
I see that your pretty good at hiding in closets. Must be practice.
@tomwhiteley60514 жыл бұрын
oooffffffff
@chibicthulhu43823 жыл бұрын
No lie though I’m gay for vale😂
@mocknload97395 жыл бұрын
This is my first time on this channel, this video was in my recommended and i was so ready to just listen to a man scream for 27 min straight, but this is ok too i guess... Actually pretty glad i came across this channel
@TometaCantYoutube5 жыл бұрын
Finally, a game where Space Gandhi can terrorize Vale.
@Arxtxc Жыл бұрын
I recently noticed when Vale is with friends he sounds so energetic and happy with only a few hints of restlessness but as soon as he's alone Vale sounds so tired and burnt out
@delta138_zam4 жыл бұрын
I love how the ending objective is "Objective Updated: Find a Trauma Kit" like it already knows that Vale is going to need a *lot* of those.
@connortheandroidsentbycybe77405 жыл бұрын
She. This is a perfect example of stealth games being the best horror games
@militaryman21215 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when his save files says he recorded this on the 29th so he didn't even do this for Halloween smh. I got you figured out vale
@lecooldude5 жыл бұрын
goddammit I feel the need to hug you Vale, you seem so scared
@towergamezzz5 жыл бұрын
18:54 I literally died with the character😂
@what-mn4qq5 жыл бұрын
Grown man being scared by big spermatozoid on legs ASMR
@dashiellgillingham45795 жыл бұрын
“I don’t do aliens.” -Valefisk, 2018
@Timmy_Horsenutz5 жыл бұрын
You did all those border gore videos, so I thought you would have been immune to anything that's not diving Russia between 30 countries
@Twisted6912 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else find pleasure in this man's suffering?
@NotTheMadKing Жыл бұрын
4 years later, we need a part 2!
@yusuka4ev8305 жыл бұрын
I love how he sounds like he is actually in the game experiencing this
@nikkiyost33865 жыл бұрын
15:20 he's standing there... menacingly weeewooo
@ethanhooper86065 жыл бұрын
@Connor Yost Your pic is so wholesome in this situation
@tadpolegaming45104 жыл бұрын
41% is pretty wholesome
@aidenw76255 жыл бұрын
The scariest part of this game is the human ai
@runicebony14955 жыл бұрын
Player: it’s fine it’s fine Reality : *aiming the revolver at every noise and screams*
@lowtierhuman695 жыл бұрын
22:47 very effective. hahahaha. thanks for the laughs vale.
@ADCD-dj8gz5 жыл бұрын
Do why Total War Medieval II is a flawless masterpiece
@sernoddicusthegallant69865 жыл бұрын
*abuses ai into attacking my castle via one ladder and pile up at its base while archers and towers rip them to shreds* "perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
@LillianAredhel5 жыл бұрын
Next year were going for 28 minutes lads
@dumbdragon365 жыл бұрын
Vale I love this 😂😂 Ik you got at least 3 aneurisms playing this, but your reactions are priceless
@cleansingnight73325 жыл бұрын
The best horror video game reactions I've seen in ages. Great video, even if it did leave you traumatised :)
@theroosterbrcbloop97895 жыл бұрын
100,000 subs for part 2
@maclain37605 жыл бұрын
Press f to pay respect for scott manley...
@jacksonlasley66215 жыл бұрын
Ok guys, this time it'll work 30 seconds later: fires gun wildly into room containing alien
@ceridwenaeradwr81055 жыл бұрын
You know that feeling where you feel really bad for the guy who's obviously terrified... but you're just enjoying his pain too much to let him stop? Yeah. Sorry, vale.
@mingham32855 жыл бұрын
SovietWomble toughed his way through, I know you can too!
@Jirodyne Жыл бұрын
You know Vale. Halloween's coming up again in 8 more months....
@MrAaeron5 жыл бұрын
Valefisk playing closet simulator 2014
@channelalexgaming17715 жыл бұрын
Did you know of the tabletop roleplaying game currently being designed by Free League Publishing which uses the ALIEN license! Now you can run Dungeons & Dragons campaigns based on these films!! 😃👍.
@mateoelizondo54803 ай бұрын
I thought I would never write this, but I actually feel empathetic with Vale because he is so terrified XD I guess I never thought Mr. Torture could be so scared like this, he's usually hurting other people's feelings
@masterfultrue84545 жыл бұрын
Part 2 next year
@jacobb97995 жыл бұрын
Can we please have the full unedited run through
@veronicak65175 жыл бұрын
20:21 That’s such a calm “Tab” at a time of high pressure
@GerinoMorn Жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I'm not the only grown ass-man ( ;) ) that can't deal with horror games. Mostly because they don't let you do what I'd do in that scenario, which is "find morphine, take morphine, check out", not "face xenomorph in a confined failing space station" :D
@Heating562 жыл бұрын
"I really really hate horror games" Says the man who now tortures his friends with horror games.
@stan_albatross48855 жыл бұрын
4:41 valefisk = soviet womble confirmed
@beastskul59739 ай бұрын
With the fear you can put in your voice you’d probably make a really good horror movie actor
@jasona63595 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to see the full stream so I can see every time Vale panics at nothing or maybe it isn't nothing
@magosmarechferracioli11284 жыл бұрын
You can hear the genuine terror in his voice... Do it again, but VR this time.
@selfishhero12085 жыл бұрын
I feel you, man. I really hated Alien Isolation (and loved it). The secret is to never stop moving Btw nice job with the uniquely humorous title XD
@misschieflolz13014 жыл бұрын
I'm late to this I know but... I have to put it out there. 8:04 - You can actually die here. On harder difficulties especially if you're hitting things with the maintenance jack will trigger the Alien to drop. If you do it too early on Nightmare for example, it will drop before the transit car doors are fully open. Normally it'll drop as you're spamming the button to close the door.
@delmarclapp3350 Жыл бұрын
Whats cooler is that the AI for the alien is actually designed to learn your hiding patterns and look where you hid. So yeah no where is safe.
@Star5aII5 жыл бұрын
4:40 Sovietwomble strategy.
@grimly_comedian5 жыл бұрын
Define "grown".
@TheUlquiorraCifer5 жыл бұрын
About 82 feet.
@KaneyoriHK2 жыл бұрын
What makes the game scarier is that it's a legitimately smart AI for the xenomorph I'm experiencing second hand stress
@johngotti13715 жыл бұрын
I got clickbaited. Fully expected a full 27 minute video of a man screaming. Incredibly disappointed.
@user-kt3qs9ki8p5 жыл бұрын
1:56 *Hmmmm...this seems familiar* 2:37 *Ohhhh, this seems VERY familiar* 8:12 *OHHH SOOO FAMILIAR*
@johnclement1895 жыл бұрын
SOVIETWOMBLE
@Doc-rr7to5 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets are blue You didn’t watch this in fullscreen And I didn’t too
@airpods31985 жыл бұрын
"Its fine" the most common last words in this game
@nelsonticas37055 жыл бұрын
Sovietwomble "Its fine I'm fine it's fine!" Valefisk "I'm fine it's fine I'm fine!"
@jaeusa1605 жыл бұрын
LMAO! You do about as well with horror games as I do! Which is to say not very well... Congrats on making it through the hospital segment though, that's one of the most stressful parts!
@evanronnebaum78715 жыл бұрын
"Everything is fine" Famous words said by Sovietwomble and Valefisk...only while playing Alien: Isolation
@TheBenjaman5 жыл бұрын
Jeez, this guys panic, jumpyness and anxiety are scarier then the game itself. Is he always so immersed?
@crogameri5 жыл бұрын
is anyone else hiding here in the comment section too?